
MacGyver kitteh iz makin a bomb out of a payper klip and sum duky tape
if u gotz sum xtra duck taep, i can use sum.
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MacGyver kitteh iz makin a bomb out of a payper klip and sum duky tape
if u gotz sum xtra duck taep, i can use sum.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Dudders
Look outs below~
clebber Kitteh…
Copngrats CS an Gammacat awn teh Tye. (I gabe up refroshin and went an did sumfin els!)
Fank ewe Annipuss
somin might fall on some stupid person like my brother miles hes allready 6 and still in diapers der der derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
mmmmm, MacGyver!!!
*swoon*
Er… Hooze MacGyver?
aifinkso is liek a won man A Team… ebbey weeek weeek weeek at elebenty hii gets out ob eben moar diffimicult sitchewayshuns wib owlee his wits, sum chewing gum, a lastc band adn mebbeh sum baking soda… uh huh, yesh.
doan furgit teh paypr klip oar teh pennee…
and his swiss armeh nife! hee wuddent git ennywhers wiffout his swees armeh nife!
omai yesss, taht goez wifowt sayin…
an den he smoocheed a ladee
deh ladeez thot he wuz dreemee
i knot theenk so, tho. i onlee laik ladees
Don ferget the dukki taype.
Is gud for lots of fings.
oh so troo – no playn ob bamboo, tarp, string and lawnmoer motor wiffout ducky taep!
ah. de tested dat on mifbusters an dint work. sniffl….
Ai nebber heered uv him. Iz him awn TB in TTI? – nawt dat Ai see mutsh TB enniwai!
heer he is:
youtube.com/watch?v=uxEq7dy3-Ok
series is froam de eighties and early ninetees…
MacGyver is played by Richard Dean Anderson *swoons – again…*
*dubblol swoon*
thanks nennepus! that made my day!
Ai fink Ai aer 2 awld 2 swoon at him
yew are never tew old tew swoon! plust that clip was from teh ’80s. he’s older and more rugged now!
Heer yoo go, Annipuss! i hoep this werks!
http://.cbs.com/classics/macgyver/video/video.php
Traiing again! Oar – copy and paste teh wun above in. That werks too.
http://www.cbs.com/classics/macgyver/video/video.php
Just klik awn the wun above. Ai think it iz a complete eppee sode.
Thx Janet, Ai wull sabe it til laytur (Ai eggspekt mai sun 2 arribe enny minnit naow!)
MacGyver wuz a teebee show heer in teh USA frum mid-80s to early 90s. Info abowt it kin be finded heer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGyver (if WP duzzint eetin teh linky). It wuz a fun show & Richard Dean Anderson wuz kwite teh kyootie-pie.
same actor on tv show Stargate-SG1
Blonde, Rugged. As MacGyver tres smart
*swoons again*
aiwil joyn u un yur swoon aifinkso
*swoonz*
*swoonz*
not so much becoz of de heerkutt dou…
yes – earlee yeers haircut much better!
MacGyver, the onlee man hoo culd make a mullet luuk intelligent!
Well…… at leest nawt kwite as dopey.
teh hare can awlwayz bee fixded. the rest – nawt need fixin at awl!
amen to dat!
*swoons agin*
Ai will jump in, too.
*swoons*
RDA was wun of mai earliest TV crushes
*gigglol*
iz getin so old n moldee.
teh kidz knot noes who macguvver iz no moar
annipuss macgyver is some peson who is good at adventure
has uz bin leevin in hole all ur life?!?!!?!?!?
I guess we is still in syncs!!
*joins gc in swoon*
*luks up from swoon*
didya see him in teh Pepsi superbowl commershul?
*unswoons*
sowry, this year I desieded to skip teh SB thing intirelee.
I is not a big futball fan, and I lieks to stay in on Sunday nites.
*reswoons*
*unswoons*
the Pepsi commershul was based on SNL skit called McGruber. was funnee!
*reswoons*
Ai jus luuked at yer profyle, GC. Mah hubby & ai got married on yer birfday!
*luks askance at nightshayde*
are yew my babbeh bruther in disguise? he got married on my birthdai last yeer!
*luuks down hur shirt*
…
Ai kin say wif awl certaintee dat ai iz NAWT yer babbeh bruther.
…
Mah sistur spontaneously gotted married (at a courthouse) on mah anniversary a yeer before mah huzbin an ai gotted married, wich wuz annoyin since she gnu it wuz gonna be owr wedding date.
i think mai bruther just wanted to make shure he never forgits their annibersary
mai BIL an hiz sekund-tym-arownd fee awncee pikd ower anniversree tu get marreed awn.
nawt shur if dat wuz nyc uv dem oar nawt – we hadded teh day nawt-sekund adn fur ober twennee yeerz beefor tehy tuk it.
U shud chrg him royaltees fur Uzing Ur dai. elebentee munnies fur ebery yeer dem iz married.
Since yew had it nawt sekkund, aifink datz ok. Mah sistur stoled owr dayte befoar we kud eben use it.
I hate hate HATE the SNL bit they’ve made from MacGyver, so I didn’t like that commercial — but I did get a kick out of the fact that RDA was in the commercial.
I never saw the original SNL skit – hubbeh had to tell me ’bout it. RDA was funny in teh commershul. the mastercard one a few yeers ago was better.
*joynes skwirrlgrrl & an gc in swoon*
ohai Janet!
sum things u don’t need a finger for.
That dint sound kwite rite.
*snerk*
heds awf tew NB.
Cormgranulations, catslave and gammacat! Wut yu wants fur yer sillybrations?
Shudnt wii jus throh sumthing togedder? Pot luck?
Shore, Meezer Mom. Gud idea! Ai wil bring some hawk chokklit wif whippy kreem adn sum cawfeecake. Wut wud yew lieks to add to dis festib okayshun?
ai has sum cuppy-cakes an chocolate trufflols an irish cawfee wif whippee kreme
Ai can haz bred puddin wif dai old bred? Ai can soke sum old raissins in sum old brandee
Pawsitively nom-nom-nom-shus!
Cheezes twiec — itz a bomb!!!
Kitteh buildin a Rube Goldberg contraption
lukks liek Muhammed Ali kitteh tu meh…
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Him flowting liek a flutterbai adn ai betcha hii sting yu liek a bee iffn yu fergets teh gushifuds!
Dat kyoot kitteh luks liek mai tabbehboi — abawt ten pownds ago.
Cud yew tellz me moar abowt teh hefty-kitteh fud? As yew can see in my abatar, mai kitteh iz abowt teh size of a rackoon. Mai nayburs akshullee thot he wuz a rackoon wun nite!
we use dry food – Nutro Natural Choice weight management for indoor cats formula (that’s a mouthful!)
for a while we would measure Cannoli’s food. Now that we have two cats we just fill the bowls once a day.
Cannoli was abandoned, so when we first got him, he’d always scarf all the food in his bowl. After 5 years, he’s finally figured out that we will always feed him (silleh kitteh)
**get owt berry larj peace of papurr teh rite down very long naem**
Menny fangs.
**whispurrs**
Did yew mean teh make a pun? Dat teh naem ub teh catfud is a mouthful? It wuz berry funnee.
*whispurs* acshewely ai didnt meen to pun. Butt when I looked at teh post again, ai laffed.
I has a pikshur of teh fud bag on mai phone cuz I kept forgitting eggsactly what to buy. There are wai tew manee choices in the store!
skuze meh pleez, but (heh) Tabbehkitteh yer bloo name duzzint seem to go anywares, certainly nawt to yer profiel. I fink sumtin is borkt but I’m nawt shir if itz yew or me. Fanx, dat is awl – swoon em if yo got em.
i fink it needs to be ‘mine.icanhascheezburger.com/…’
Ohai, Judson! I iz just seeing dis nao (Caturday, wee hours). I haz not had trubble wif my bloo naem today, but I nebber noes just wut’s going on wif the Interwebs. Yur commints are grate and yew shur giv gud advices to teh yung Cheezmen. I sended yew a frend request.
Schrodinger kitteh lernin tu mush in dat lab!
He’s been thinking “outside of the box”…
And luuk at teh problums THAT kin cawz!
LOL!
butt (hee) does dat meen dat de kitteh eggsists? oar doas hims hab to be aotside de boks tu eggsist?
omai! mush tu difikult xistenshul pondringz fur a caturday Eve!
O CC furgiv mee fur nawt kapitilyzing teh Caturday!
dats otay – ai been drinking reellee nommy chablee-wine – maeks me sumwat oberlee xistenshully ponderus…
*hick*
*gigglol*
*hmm – mebbeh dat wusnt chableeh-wine… saonds moar liek Petunias fermented oats kunkokshun… ooh dots!*
I has a liddlol envious – in Yurp yo get to start dwinkin seberal hours before I do and I fink itz nawt fayr. I yam gonna ryte a strongly werded letter demanding permission to commense dwinking when the sun is ober the yardarm in Yurp.
its always five o’clock sumwere!
butt teh bosscatz nawt eber luk at it qwyt lyk taht
In Yurp dey let u haz teh beer oar wine fur lunsh hour at werks. At leest dey did when Ai wuz der lawng tyme ago.
mebbe hez makin a rolly-cart out uv tohs round thingies n teh frame-lyke tihng so as to xcape b4 dat car pulls owt uv teh parkin lot n teh badguys see him n teh damsel-in-dis-dress whose dress iz just visible in top left corner…
i haz teh advanceed degreez in Mac studiez, aifinkso!
oops but i cant tell mai rite fm mai left… teh dress iz on teh Other Left side
I tends to rilly appreciate damsels whose dresses are ‘just visible’. It must be the shallow superficial male in me . . . wayte, um, allah me is a shallow superficial male.
s’okai, Judson, u guyz kant halp it – itsa genetik kundushun cawzd bai teh Y kromuzome.
sumtymes called the ‘Y Nawt’ chromosome fer the obvious reesuns
We yoosta diskuss MacGyver in mah AP Chemistry class in ohai skool. Ebbreewun wud watch on Mundane nite & den we wud talk abowt himz methods in class. It wuz fun to figure owt wut kud rillee be dun & wut wuz just sillehness fur teh camraz. Mah AP Chemistry teecher wuz teh awsum!
Mythbusters did a speshul on MacGyver myths a while ago…
yes – stoopid myfbusters (maind u – ai usully lieks dem…) – dey wonted to debunk de macgyver myths…
well – ai still beleev him mayds a playne dat floo – ob bamboo, tarp, string and lawnmobermotor!!!
yesh, ai wasnt tew happii after watching taht episode…
If only he culd make teh noms outta paperklips and ducky tape…
butt kitteh will use paperklips and ducky tape to make contrapshun to get noms from loked cupbord!
Dat’s okay den.
Make Noms not Bombs!
@@@@@!
dat wood be gud for t-shirts or bumpee stikkehs!
::Printing out licensing agreements::
cha-ching!
**grumble**
Stupid auto smiley face.
praps yo culd make a tee shirt and print a EULA ryte on it?
by waring dis heer t-shirt teh warer aggrees to teh wurms of use as spektified in teh teeneh-tineh print on teh bak of dis heer t-shirt which gibs me evehting and u nuttin and we’ll sues yur butt if you tink udderwise, aifinkso.
Hugs and kisses,
Bill Gates
*Snerk – good one johnnyface!* I kin tell youve seen a few EULAs before
obutt u can’t reed teh eula untill u unrap teh bocks, an taht maeks u automatikkcully aegree tew teh eula…
I’ve seen my share.
I shot a Eula in Vegas just to see it die.
I’m a rebel, Dottie, a loner…
mi husban trained this kitteh at Camp Macall for Speshal Forses. husband sais taht kitteh doing everting juss as he was taut. lookout four incoming appel sauss.
♫ oooooooh, teh framibobz connekted tew the thingumby,
teh thingumbyz connekted tew teh watchahoozie
te watchahooziez connekted tew teh zingerlinger
an naow ai rulez teh whirld! ♫
Wow, teknickal terms! U haz dem.
adn veeeeereeee impurrtint teknikal turmz tehy r!
Wun must awlwaiz lern teh diffrinc tween teh watchahoozie adn teh hooziewutsis, adn nebber mix dem up!
yez, iz impoartint tew nawt ebber getz teh framibobz confuzzled wif teh hooziewutsis!
oar u myt get a nu hare du wen teh sparks flie
oar need temperaree stick on eyebrows.
Iff’n yew mix up teh watchoozie and teh hooziewutsis, dere’s gonna be trubble. Maybee eben sum ‘sposhuns.
A ‘sploshuns? Reelee!!
** Putz teh watchoozie inna big tub. at teh bottum uf teh hill.
Rolles teh hooziewutsis daown teh hill tu smash intu teh watchoozie
Gets aowt pololroid camara tu taek picshurs **
Stand bak ebbreewun!
**watches in horror as tah hooziewutsis goes rolling daown teh hill, bumpity bumpity bumpity split**
Oh noooeess!
**holds hed in paws**
**SMASH!**
!!!%%&^$??%!!@!+>?/<<;;!!][! (Berre lowd bang0
OOOH Purdee.
** Clickee whirr, clickee whirr **
Ai hoep these pics turns out.
Iz dat gammacat up dere? Ai nawt knoes hur can flies!
ahhhhhhh!!!!
*flap flap flap*
*duz puurffeck flip an lands on feet*
*liks tayle tew put out flames*
yew guiz! yer better not have burnt down NOM!
*hedbats WRr*
Gud fing ai haz mai fyremins hat awn tudai. U fink Ai shud ware it tu teh Nom grand opuning?
iz kinda liek teh cheez rowllin daown teh hill in TTI? ai’v seen teh pikshures uv that, tehy aer crazee tew run daown teh hill liek dat!
Wuz where Ai gotted teh idea. Ai nawt run down teh hill aftur teh hooziewutsis. Nawt wanted tu be in middlol uf ‘sploshun, just onna edge where Ai culd watch.
she fergotted the Johnson bar anna finnigan clip.
Omai taht wuz a Big Boom Noyzeee Splozun! Iz ebreewun awlryt?
*haz a cuncernd*
Wuz fun!
What iz dat shinee fing in the bawtum uf teh hole?
* wipes teh soot adn loos durt awf teh shinee door.*
Where duz dis goe Ai wundurs?
*wunderz*
duz ai spawt a Lost refrinc, purrhaps?
*skurreez oaver tu hab a luksee, tayl kurld in a qweshunmark*
kitteh puwlls bak arm uv traybuhshay
taeks ame at gushiefud cubbord
teh fings kittehs will dew wen upposibitable fums aer nawt tew bee fownd!
kitteh awlwayz fynd teh wayz tu ubtayn teh essenshuls
ohai jk2k! abowt teh traybuhshay — iz dat teh trebuchet (teh *bloo* wun) taht teh fronsh lolrus losted? (iz luking laik *trhee* bukkits — taht’s teh “tray” parrt…)
uhhhhh…. ai aer nawt shur if iz saem meedeeebil masheen oar nawt, ai haz nawt a rekullekshun uv taht…
Oh hai cheezfrends! Dis totally off topik here, but not been here as much lately an I jes seen da bananfone drama/fiasco dat happen. (dat was da strange) Dis mai queshun tu you all…I was luukin forward to be prize winner, an aifinks is fun idea to have dis kinna fing here. Is like wen stuff dies down den da b.fone ring in wif sum fun stuff. I kinna wuld like to volunteer to take his place. Aifinks wuld be fun to do, I has retro-type mind and memories. Kin I be da noo b.fone? Yu all wuld noes dat it meh, ooooh ooooh, pleez sez yes!!! I kin trys to get other name but aifinks would haf to spell diffrents. Pleez to gib meh some feedbaks!
drama and or fiasco? what did I miss?
He/she retired, Tues or Wed nite, ifinkso…
Had teh reason on his profile for a wile, then tooked it off, and deleted all his frends.
*goes off to find link*
It was toosday.
Here is teh link to where it happent.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/11/funny-pictures-love-of-nature/#comment-592210
Whut was teh reeson? I noticed one time when I answered and was beeing, well, me, that teh person got snippy cause I didn’t gush over teh prizes enuff to suit them, so it is rly not teh surprize that they would be ungruntled and quit eventually.
Mabye KK4 could be like teh Publisher’s Clearing House Prize Patrol Van and when it drives by teh first peep to flag it down wins a comically ginormous check and other stuffs?
Dat sound like a WIN idea!! I could make up a name and den goes BEEP BEEP on da comments? Hm…aifinks someone dat spost to be makin happies sure wanna gets praises or dey quits? Odd….
The person was bitter because he/she felt that there shouldn’t be so much IRL chatting & that some cheezpeeps were getting too much attention.
It pretty much sounded like an indirectly direct attack on one of the cheezpeeps, which was uncalled for, IMHO. It was on the last lol of the day a few days ago – maybe last Friday?
tis a shame. it was a fun ideya.
There are so many conversations on each lol taht it is hard to keep up. I has leerned not to be miffed iff no wun notices a commint for a while
Yew are berry wize. It took me awhile tu lern teh saem fing.
Is strange, I bin tryin to be better wifey an not be on heer so much, and look wat I missed!! Well, problee a blessing anyways, aifinks, seeing wat all was going on den! Well, der loss…seems like maybe dey needs to be on diffrent chat-room anyways. I jes lubbed de idea, an am more den happytail to start sumfin like dat agin, was fun, even if the person dat started it be havvin sum personal problims.
Wow. So, let me get this strate: some peeps complain when we talks and acts silly then other peeps come along and moan because we talks about iRL stuffs? Whatevers.
And as for teh personal attack thingy, although I hasn’t seen it, adds to my suspiciousness that “bananafone” was someone who did teh same thing nearly a year ago, in a different disguise. WHen I asnwered teh bananafone I gotted some extry stuffs that was vry specific to me, yet I hadn’t been posting a lot when teh fone thingy got started. They may have lurked for a long time and that’s how they knew, but teh passive-aggressiveness sure sounds framiliar, not to mention teh person’s age, going by teh era teh prizes comed from.
Still, I could be rong.
Spooky!
ohai LCB- re ur furst commint above… I remember that (teh ‘snippy’ incident) and that was xactly wut I was referring to in my reply to bananafone. Corse I cud be rong.. but I cud tell at teh time, that it seemed liek he was upset because u didn’t fank him enuf? PFFTTT!!!
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All he sed about that in his profile was somethin about gettin a smart alek response and someone replying twice to teh bananafone, ifink? It was kind of a vague general ‘I don’t liek the way people have been comminting and I have a big sad about it so I’m leaving’ thing.
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but I sez, if ur too thin-skinned for ICHC, I don’t think ur gonna fit in anywheres, b/c NO one is nicer than we is!! STN!!
yz, ai haz bin awn emaow lisps wer u wer alwais towld tew rtfm nawt-sekkund… tehy wer reeelee meen sumtymes, an it wuz sposed tew bee a profewshunawl list tew. pleh awn tehm!
Wait, whut? U mean *I* was teh “smartloleck”? Jeepers. IIRC, teh time I answered, twice as it happened, was teh first time that I hads time and energy to play here in a whiles and I thot it would be fun to has to come running for teh fone and has a accident and stuff. Moar interactive than just “Ring” “Hello?” “U win these prizes!” “Gosh, thx!” The End.
I was waiting for someone to halp me up after I crashed while answering teh fone, and was gonna share teh prizes and stuff, but lost interest in teh hole thing when teh person got snippy.
As for some peeps getting moar attention than others, I don’t see it as on-purpose snubbing. Part of it is that a lot of us might be teh shy around new peeps, specially since there’s been so many trolls around. U kinda has to make a grand entrance, and, well, entrance us before we knoes that u is here to play along wif us and not to poke us wif a pointy stick and call us lame when we react. Another part is that, as other peeps said, there is just so much traffic sometimes it’s easy to miss some comments. Also, when I come by to see Who Be Talking, my eye is automatically drawn to names what is framiliar to me as frenz, and if I only has a few whiles to spend here, I spends them catching up wif who I alreddy knoes. *shrug*
Wunce when ai misted being teh nawt-sekkund to answer teh bananafone, ai stawmpeded mai lidlol feetz adn adn wined adn carried awn a bit. Ai wuz just playin’, but bf seemed a bit annoyed wif me. Ai wuz just disappoynted dat ai had misted being nawt-sekkund because teh prizes were berry creative adn teh whole fing was such fun. It akshually wuz a kompliment.
I see most of teh interactions here as kinda like improv. One person starts wif an idear, then others come and add to teh fun, all teh while upping teh auntie so that heelarities ensue. Tangents are gone off on, sometimes veering way far away from teh original, but it is teh funs if u just gets over urself and go wif it. (I means teh universal “u”, not u in praticular, tabbehkitteh). I think teh bananaphone person thought he/she was a solo artist. I’ve dids improve wif people wif that attitude and it is just plain pleh, for teh players and for teh audience.
There is no “I” in improv!
*nodnod* ai nawt duz improv, but iz berry much free assosiashun an ebreewun building awn what ebreewun else is duing, an it be ebreewun’s creeativness an openness an reseptivness awl tugevver, nawt just wun purrson. Iz what maeks it majik, taht iz ebreewun tugevver! If ai wants wun persun’s storee, ai go reed a buk ur sumfing.
*nods viggerouslee*
Weel sed, LCB adn P-K. Dat’s wut ai fink too. Yew nebber noes wut’s going to happen, and nobuddy is in charge. Dat’s part of teh magik. We awl contribyootes a part of it.
*nawd nawd nawd*
*kinda lyk a bobblolhed kitteh*
ai totalee agwee. ai nebber gawt insultefied if nowun anserd a commint ai leevd. ai seed haow hard it iz tu keep trak uf awl teh commints adn nawt fink aneefing uv it oar take it purrsunal. iz berry mush abowt kontribushun adn teh imprawvizayshun!
AI wurks onlee if iz teh straight mans adn him iz duing it tu halp teh otter improvs haz a target.
ohai again LCB, sowry I had to run owt after my last post.. I is not shure he was referring to u. I was just conjecktchuring from wot I has seen of teh bf posts, and teh snippy incident was teh first thing I thot uf. There was one otter time a couple weeks ago when someone didn’t say “HELLO” … and apparently bf was a littul OCD about teh ritual and “HELLO” was teh only acceptable response. Anyways, I agrees wif everyfing u say, u gots to roll with it owt here, it’s more fun that way anyways! I liek the people that color owtsied the lines.
Plz dont worry abowt somone hoo boviously does not have anywhere neer teh wit and sense of hoomer that u do!
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
ohai kk!!
I has mist u!!
I finkso it wud be grate for u to do somethin liek that, but maybe justincase bananafone mite change his/hur mind and wanna come back, ifinkso u shud call it somethin else?
Maybe u cud be teh Riddloler??
Tell a riddle, teh first peep to answer correcktly cud get teh prize??
or teh ‘purrrr-prise patrol’ for when you dont wannna come up with a riddle.
Like dialing for dollars?? I jes thot the hole idea was cool and fun, but I gess der was more to it, but idunno. I not could find anyfing on profile dat sez wat happen wif dat. Aifinks if I tell riddle I gonna feels bad wen peeps not get da rite answer der must be sumfin we kin comes up wif. If yu is readin comments still, bananafone, it was awesome and fun idea, many peeps liked it, I noes I wanted to win!! But no have yur feelins hurt if we moov along wif yur idea, okays?
How bout dialing for lollers?
nomming foar lollers?
@@@!!! Once I post dat, I start wundrin if anyone but meh remembered Dialing for Dollars!!!
nomming loylers? i thot loylers were poisin!
noe, lolyers TAEK lollers! eff u haz tew use a lolyer, u getz tew pai lotsa lollers…
LOLZ…dem orinj lolyers been in tanning beds too long!! I gonna
make new profile wif lolnanafone…using da same format…Aifinks dat if blfone want to play nice at some point he kin see who answer hims call. I nawt seen no copyrite on hims idea!!
♪♪♪ ♫ ♫
“Oh Lord wontcha buy me a color TeeVee?
Dialing fer dollars is trying to find me.
I’ll wayte fer delivery each day untill three.
Ohhh Lord wontcha buy me a Coloor TeeVee?
Oh Lord, wontcha buy me a night onna town?
I’m counting on you Lord so pleeze doan let me down.
Proove that yew lubs me and buy de neks round.
Oh Lord won’t buy me a night onna town?”
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My friends all drive Porches I must make amends!! FTW!! My favrites from Janis are “Try” and “Turtle Blues”. T.Blues from da Cheap Thrills album, my fave of all time!!
Cheap Thrills hassa a sawg wif a great liddlol background action.
The planano player is riffin his up the keyboard and when he gits to the tawp you hear hi beer mug falling and breakin, den a loddlol later you kin hear de broom sweepin up the pieces. It’s a nyce gag anna good tune onna wunnerfull album.g
Dat’s da Turtle Blues song Judson!!! Was taped live at Barney’s Beanery in Haight Ashbury back in the day!
it wuz durring teh wiikdai aftrnun moovie!
Wii had it at teh noontiyme nues hour.
I remember it cuz we would watch Batman after skool an da Dialing for Dollars guy would be on der. Us kids hads tu be quiet wen Mom’s frend be callin da number!!
Crapola…dat shulda been under kk4…iz okay, I will gets used to da dual personalities
Looks too mush like dialing for lolyers. That could be trubbles.
oh, and i think it wuld be fun to has random prizes an stuff.
oh – yes please! ai liked de bananafone… ai diddunt get det hole thing – just saw he was disconnected…
butt (hihihi) – he probubly woant be back – will he…
so – ai voats Yes!
KK4, mai vote iz yes too, but is gud ideayuh to use a diffrunt naem. Ai likeded teh bananafone a lot too. Dat song gabe me teh biggest eerwurm ever. Ai fownd maiself singing it wen mai klass wuz a lidlol kwazee. Sorree dat ffings went rong wif bananafone.
OK…how bout I duz lolbananafone? I seen da ring ring ring dat b.fone did, I kin jes do it wif da lol in da front? Den kin still be the 1st cheezfrend dat answers? Wat you fink bout dat ebbryone?
OK, I maded decision. I gonna be lolnanafone…I gonna do da same
answer da call nawt second but under diffrent name. Aifinks I needs to get new emeow address and such, is dat rite? How you do it, leeza, skwirrlgrl, tallblondinwhite…same email address wif diff. name on der? I kin give other cheezy prizes dat not retro…but still full of cheezy, eyerolling fun, yesh?
taht iz gud naem!
Aifinkso U can just chanj teh naem in teh commint baux.
Ok…I is gonna try it…I should has abitar tho, you finkso?
KK4, maybee yu can sends teh informayshun to cweenmj fur her to positfy in teh Cheez Town Cryer. Mebbe wii cud avoid enny misunnerstandings dat way.
mebbee teh sillolee dans dans dansing bananananana ikon?
hmm, tahts too bad taht bananafone gibbed up an goed away. i tellz yoo, sumtimes iz not eezy being teh burfday fairy, spredding happyness an cheer evreewher i goez, baking teh caeks an skoopin teh isekreemz an finking ob noo an wundermus fings for teh goodie bags (not to menshun teh trolz in teh facktree, yoo wuldnt beleeve how much tehy complayns sumtimes!! sheesh, tehy kant eben handle a liddle toylet paper rashuning…) an sum dayz i just haz too much ob a bizzy or not-feeling-gud an i not makes it ober heer. but i am alwayz finking taht mebbee today iz teh day taht sum shy lurkur will be luking for teh burfday fairy bekawz it iz being tehr burfday an it gibs tehm a happy taht sumwun on ICHC sez HAPPEE BURFDAY to tehm, an mebbee tehy eben gets brayv enuff to speek up an say, Ohai, iz my burfday today!! an tehn cheezfrenz say Ohai, happy burfday, noo lurkurfrend, an tehn we haz a noo frend!!
taht iz wut keeps me going, eben if no wun responds wun day, or ginness piggeh makes me pay more lissensing feez for anovver kyoot aminlol to put on stikkers or boblolhed dollz. (but i iz also habbing anovver idenity taht is a regulolar heer, eben tho her/him sumtimez duznt post a hole lot, an i kno how fings are wurking heer. iz frendliest, most relacksed messij bord/commyoonity i haz eber taked part in)
{{burfday fairy}} I luv that yew tayke they time to wish cheezpeeps happi birthdai! yew are part of what makyes cheezlan sew grate!
We lubs yu, burfday fairy, an we preeshiates awl teh wurk yu duz! Yu be berry speshul purrson! {{{{{bf}}}}}
You is most beloved and appreciated birfday fairy!!! I gonna try to fill up da bitter shoes dat b.fone lefted heer….I thot it was fun an full of win idea, but I gess dat b.fone be habbin issues an no wanna play nice no mores!! I maded new identity under name lolnanafone. If sumday b.fone wanna play wifout pleh him kin has da idea bak, aifinks. Okay den…I just lookin fur abitar, I try to do a test by jest changin da name but da post got nommed by WP. I’ll let you noes wen I finds da abitar so dat yu noes who to look for on da who’s talkin part!! Big hugs and schmoo’s to birfday fairy dat make our lives a littlol more fun ebbry day!!! {{{{{{{birfday fairy}}}}}}}
a banana wuld being a grate abatar. go to wun ob tehm “dekoramayt-yor-pikshure” sites an put eyez an a noze on it an a big smile, or sumfin!
*shilee speeks up*
aifinkso u myt uz teh sillolee dans dans dansing banananana dat ai sujestid up teh thred mebbee – if u want?
fank yoo for teh lubs, evreewun
i not wuz hinting arownd for tehm, just sayin taht is gud to haz realistik ekspektayshuns wut to ekspet on a messij-bord-commyyonity-fing an to haz a gud knowing ob why yoo duz wut yoo duz tehr. but iz nise to kno taht my wurk meens sumfing to peepls!!
It duz, burfday fairy, it does !!!
{{{{{burfday fairy}}}}}
macgyver kitteh not vry happeh wif his hoomin bringin new goggie home, is he..
Dass klevvur! Klevvur Kitteh.
wutz up mai cheezfrends? ne1 berfday tuday? iz friday teh 13th!!!!!! ohhhhhhh……
Is not mai birfday, but I haz 3 black kittehs who gets a holiday today!!
I haz spent mush of the day hydin unner muh bed. I has triskadekafobia Aifinkso.
*stiks sum ob burfday fairy’s lukky 4-leef clover sparkly stikkers on judson for gud luk to skare away teh triskedakofobia*
ai hazza RL fren hu haz teh birfdai tudai
it was my brother’s b’day on 2/13, but he wasn’t born on a friday…i was born on a friday the 13th, but it wasn’t in february! being born on friday the 13th, i figure all the superstitions work backwards for me (so keep the 4-leaf clovers away from me)…& i play the lottery every friday the 13th!
btw, what the hell *is* that contraption in the photo? been trying to figure it out but can’t make heads or tails of it!
ringringringringring lolnanafone~~
Oh deers, mebbe shuld have diffrint abitar so yu kin sees it on da who’s talkin?
I gonna make sums changes and tries to gets new abitar…iz gettin meh confused!! I will be on da nextest lol if I not mess up on it!! Bear wif meh, it gonna works.
Yur berry fast wif dis compyooter stuffs!
ohai? anybodee dere?
*ponders…*
oooo dots!…. wanders off leabing da lonanafone dangling by da chord…
wail cum ober tew teh otter lol………… yew is on teh otter wun!!!
i aer???hwerewhenhowwhy???????!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!1
cum ober tew killer smile……….. LOL
Ohai guis! Ai has a happeh!
Tumorro teh hoomayn sosietee iz habing a mikrochipping clinic fur peeps tu getting teh berry cheep mikrochips. Ai be halping tehm, cos *stands up awl prowd n strayt* ai iz v-e-t assistint stoodint an ai haz lurnded reestraynt stuffs alreddy. BF halping tu, moar wif rejistrashun an greeting an fings.
Ennyway, we waz owt shopping, an ai did nawt find scrubs where ai lukked (iz otay, ai know a plays, was just hoping fur cheepur). BUT (heehee) ai finded bags uv 48 snap-tugevver plastic eestur eggs wif lil holes inna enz, an ai buyed 6 bags, coz tehy was berry cheep. An ai finded reelly cheep showur curtin rings to making chains uv an hanging awn caje dors fur batbatting arown. An ai buyed sum less cheep catnip fur putting in teh eggs. So tumorro, can maek a start awn mai Kitteh Enrichmint Projekt!!!
*dansdansdans finking uv teh unhappeh board stressed kittehs whu will habing a nies suprize tu distrakting tehm*
I does a happy dans for you!! Does you sew? I usually work in Dr.s office, and I make my own scrubs. Easy duty pattern, straight seams, an I kin pick out fabric I like an it only takes 2 yards to make scrub top!! So I has unique scrubs dat costs bout 5 to 7 $$ to make!!
Mai sewing skills unforchunatlee be just abowt gud enuff fur sewing a buttin bak awn.
Iz a shaem, coz taht sownd lyk a nawsum ideeya. An scrubs, tehy bee so komfee, wif teh yoosful pokkits an finngs!
Is like workin in yur jammies!! I lubs mai scrubs…
Awlso, tehy is gud fing fur waring when trai tu howld a big frenlee rigglee goggie still.
Teh silk blowses, nawt sew much.
mebbe onlee wunse…
*visooalizis tu trai tu restrayn a skwirmee big jermin sheperd cross whu berry frenlee an berry berry cyurious an berry muchlee in need uv brushing (!), in skirt n dress shoos n pantyhoas an silk blowse*
*fawls ober laffing hissteriklee at teh imaj*
Berry tru, taht, tabbehkitteh!
{{p-k}} yer kitteh projict sounds sew kool!!! I duz happitayle dans fer all teh gud yer are doing for teh kittehs and goggies and otter sordid animlols!
But yew’d luk sooo gud while yew were doing it, tho yew mite wanna skip teh stilletto heels.
taht iz teh awsum, p-k!! tohse mikorchips are being very gud fings to help teh losted kittehs and goggies, an iz gud to hab teh cheep clinik cawz tehy can being very eggspensib. taht iz awsum taht yoo an BF kan bof be helping!!
yor eester egg idea sownds like fun, yoo fink ob teh funnest kitteh toys!!
i not be sewing so gud, but ifinkso skrubs wuld not be too hard. ob corse, ihaz nebber sewd anyfing taht i wuld be willing to wear owt ob teh howse, but i sewd pajamamas wunse taht wuz for a halolween costyoom for wun ob my boys an it camed owt pretty gud, pattern wuz prolly pretty much like skrubs. might be wurf getting brayv an trying, if yoo kan haz teh investmint in teh sewing masheen. only needs a cheep wun, tho.
*haz a pondur abowt tihs*
Iz hard fur tehm tu being in cajis, an fur teh strays, tehy gets held in speshul ruums until tehy haz teh vaksinashuns an taht has tiem fur wurking, befoar tehy goes up fur dopshun an goes tu ruums where teh reglar bolunteers can cuddling tehm. Bolunteer coordinator kinda letting me go ennywhair, tho. *has a prowd, an feels berry responsibul*
Iz tru… wud be gud, coz problee ai gunna be waring scrubs a lawt nao, an tehy gets eggspensiv tu buy, aifinkso… an wud be awsum tu be maeking tehm wif teh kittehs an fings awn tehm… ai must fink awn tihs moar.
Ai hopes teh kittehs lyk teh eggs. Can put treets insyd, tu, an tehy can fyte wif egg until tehy gets it open, fur teh reellee aktiv wuns.
Ai wants no kittehs tu need going tu sheltur, an teh chips will halping! The goggies has much bedder reclaym an adopshun rate tehn teh kittehs. Ai gunna du ebreefing ai can tu keep kittehs frum needing sheltur. *nods seeryusslee*
Ohai PK (sorry bery late postz). Dis be very gud ideas 4 da poor kittehs. U are such a gud kitteh-helperz. Ai admire your motivashuns.
speekin ob burfdays, heerz teh burfday fairy (finally) to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! friday teh 13th iz not being a unlukky day, iz lukky cawz ob frenz hoo haz burfdays today!! today iz teh burfday ob MissHavisham an Dogsleder, an if it iz yor burfday too, joyn in teh sellybrayshun!! i haz bringed fudjy burfday caeks, iskreem, an liddle party-kanee cups filled wif lukky charms sereals!! wif extry mushmellow 4-leef clovvers!! an poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy ballz taht lite u pwen tehy bownse, paks ob pokeymon cards taht if yoo rub tehm in yor hands reelly fast an say “lukky lukky lukky lukky lukky” wen yoo open tehm tehy haz teh bestest kyootest spakliest an most collektible kards in tehm!! kandees, an sparkly 4-leef-clovoer stikkers to stik all ober teh plase for extry gud luk!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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*runs arown stikking teh 4-leef-cover stikkers awn ebreefing an ebreewun whu nawt getting owt uv teh way fast enuff*
*luks krawseid at 4leefclowvr stikker awn noze*
burfday fairy, yew is teh awesome. ai apprai– appry– ai iz glad yur heer.
wut??
Ur doin St Patty’s and we’re not even done wif Valentines Day yet?
*hands a candee hart to bf that sez*
WINK
UR THE TOPS
oh, teh 4-leef cloovrs are just for gud luk on friday teh 13th
tehr will be valntine treets tomorrw, inklooding fings for tohs hoo lubs valntinez day an thos hoo dont!
kewl!
U knows I wus JK rite?
Makin fun of teh peeple who complain abowt krissmuss stuffs bein up before Hallolween, liek.
Ohai, frenz!
I’m hoam, but my bak is skreemin, so I’m gonna see if layin down foar a whiel will halp.
I BBL, tho.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
ohai, ai haz a hoep taht ur bak feelz beddur reelee reelee reelee suun!
{{{red}}}
*tuks red in jentlee*
*whispurrs*
Feel bedder soon, mai fren.
U needz teh goggie tu warms adn massij teh backs? U can borro Sallee. Hur lieks tu snorglol adn haz teh floofie goldun retreber hares.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wher did that freakin cat get that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He habz been practisin sinz he wuz small – nao he maikz teh bom!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2307664
hey!
wher hiz sayftee geer?
Am I the only one who thinks that this should be “Mcveigh” kitteh? Like in reference to the Oklahoma City bombings and not the popular tv show in the 80′s?
Ai due sew miss McGyver! Sew ai iz luffin deze lols!!!!!!!!!
*tick tick tick* nvm peepul, it workz! *face mutates*