
Dis ur first time at pilatez too?
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Dis ur first time at pilatez too?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: desposito
ornj nawt poyzin
Da ornj iz poyzin! Kitteh has da kramps aftr tutching da ornj hooman!
um, hao yu beeinng shur iz nawt teh uddr weigh arownd?
FIRST! YES! w00t w00t!
ur doin it wrong.
Bofe parelryzed frum ornj poyzin, shuld git sum anterdoet frum Mirkle Max.
HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK!
…ornj nawt fat, aithur. Jus big boand.
Iz moar hard dan Ai thort
ohai annipuss! wii can goeing tu teh ty booteek tugefurr? ai wantz teh floofy warrrrm knittud skarf adn hatt wif teh shiney jinngley bellz onim. adn yu?
Ai fink ur choys wud soot me too – it’s still cawld heer, tho teh sno we had lass nite haz awl gon, fank CC.
yu can chusing teh annipuss’s moast fayvrit kullur. ai chusing teh purrrrrple. mmmm. nais adn toestee warrrrrm furrr yu inna chillee TTI adn foar meh inna chilleh, rainneh Sam Framcocoa.
Ai wull chooz lilak – dat’s mai fabrit. naow Ai muss sai bai fur naow an go owt to get a papur. TTFN.
lylak bii a byooteemus cullur. yu lukz laik a bref a sprinng!
Kitteh Joins the kid in Symon sez
OY! Ware are muh manners? I fergawts to concatulatae our two wat Tie fer nawt sekkundness! Conga rats to Anni and Calicocoa!! W00t w00t! Shall I excort yew to the Thai Boot Eek? Or duz you perennial winners fink yew kin find it on yer own?
he he – dose tu probably own haf de contents ob de ty booteek!
Conga conga conga rat shoe layces to de boaf of u – an gratuluashuns on de eggsalad choys ob winter gahrmints!
aaawwww fankee boaf, deer judson adn nennepus. joyn anni adn mii foarr teh hawt chawklit cinnamartooneez? noo ressipipie. xtra nommee. adn pakz a *wallup!*
oooh – fanks!
Dat shud maek de rest ob de wurkday go easier
*hick*
*hick hick*
*giglol*
hmm – I sound liek Petunia…
ooh – I just saw a recipe for Bombay Valentine!
4 cl Bombay Sapphire gin
4 cl cranberryjuice
2 cl fresh lemmonjuice
2 cl sugar sirup (equal parts of water and sugar – boiled to a sirup)
1 cl strawberry sirup
*maeks a large batch, gets ice and glasses and puts dem on de tablol. finds a playt of sordid saltee snakcs an puts on tablol*
Heolp urselbs!
Lookit the kewl Slippers on dat yungster, I waan a pare lyke dat!
Ai doan’t fink day wud fit u!
doant leesten to Anni – aifink ew wud luk maytee preetteh in does slippers!
judson, ai wuz admirin teh entire owtfit on teh hooman bebbeh. ai wants teh entire owtfit!! sew kyoot!!! in syberspase, ai can has teh entire owtfit, an is schnugglee an warm, an needz a littel hat. bib is for droolin over YNGs in NB.
What is “pilatez”?
It be a kind a gym nasty icks like aerobics, but mush slower and wif lawts of stretching and holding a posishun, aifinkso. Sounds to mush laik wurk to meh. Pleh.
so… u iz noe cat-e-pilatez?
I think the cat weighs more than the kid.
cud be.. but we don’t know wot teh kid mite be packin’….
Teh kitteh lux liek mai nu bebbeh Jasper. Hz foster mom let him eet n eet n eet. He luks liek a soccar bawl wiht feetz. Naow he kan haz oanly diet crunchies n lotz catarobics, no cheezburgers til he looses hlaf a lb. M ai a meen ol mom? Jasper sez noa! He maeks bred on mai face wiht clawz tukt aweigh, n sings. Hez a sweet lil butterball.
u nawt a meen ol mom, u wurried fer Jaspers helff. He sownds lyke happee kitteh!
Q 4 belleh rubz?
Fur teh babbeh oar teh kitteh?
Aifink Cat_S was meenin’ dey be *in* da q fer belleh rubbings
Lolspeek can gib rize to comfyooshun! Ai red dat as “cue” in planespeek!
And I read it as a question to me! “Q, (are you ready) 4 belleh rubz?”
an Q for bellysnogluls…
butt (hee!) ew oanlee needs snorglul snoklul foar de furreh one!
Whoa, iz reelly reelly big kitteh! Kitteh been nomming teh babeh fud? Iz not fer kittehs, silleh! Nao kitteh be needin teh dyet
Kitteh nommed mor den juz bebeh fud… gorwn-up fud as well, n goggie fud, n udder (hee!) kittehs fud too!
mebbe nommed udder behbehs?
Ya! Der was anudder bebeh in dis pitchur but nao is goen!
O noa! Bebbeh fud verrrrrrrry gud fur sik kittehs! Mai deer lait Blossom’s MD sed iz consecra- constip- ver intens protein. She wuz nommin cannd punkin & Gerber beef tl her deth (cancer) 3 weex ago. She nommd it wiht lotz yumms, 2. Juz mebbe 2 rich 4 helhty kittehs.
{{{{pixiesmom}}}} Sorree to be heering about yer kitteh. Ai haz a sad fur yu. If’n yu go to teh Cheez Town Cryer (klik on cweenmj’s bloo name) dere be some byootiful writings about pets crossing teh brij. Luk at Teh Nite Watchman adn Princess Mu’s Meadow.
Noa lez c wich bellee hooman prefurrs…
Haha. That’s not unusual. When I was still an infant one of my mother’s two cats tried to lie on it’s back beside me, but it couldn’t quite, and kept rolling over on the side.
On a side note someone should feed that cat some diet food for a while. And exercise it. That’s kinda cruel.
Ohai ebereebuddee! Ai has had bizzee! Stew dent teachifyin is fun, excitin, frustrating, challenjin, a bummer, an awl deh udder fings yew wud imajin. Ai onlee haz a few moments befoar ai run awf tew beh teachifyin agen, butt (hehehe) wanteed yew awl tew beh noesin dat its going well and dat ai has a wundermaus cooperating teacher, an ai am enjoin eet, butt (hehehehe) am waiiiiii tyred when ai gets home and dat ai misses mah Cheezfrens! *schmoos!*
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*poof–disappears into cyberspace*
*waves to BDM*
Glad to hear it! Ai has a happifeelur 4 u! And ai misses u, too! Butt (hehe) having gud teeching jawb is gud and ai hopes u can relaks a bit during teh week week weekend.
Yep, yep, dats how Ai merembers teh studink teechin. SOOOO mini werks, adn SOOOO Xcitin. Adn iffin u can haz a lukii, it will stay taht wai awl ur life. Tot 4 27 yeerz, adn ebery day wuz Xcitin. *pats BDM wif floofy paw” Aim sew prowd uf U.
Ohai, eubie!
**waves floofy paw at eubie**
Just wanted to say hi to anudder teechifier! Ai’m still teeching (day off today). Yu sound liek an awesome teechifier.
Ai tawt dis kid ebreyting he noes!
No, dis my first tiem makin poo
IMHO, taht outfit haz a srs fugly. Makin behbeh ware fugly outfit werser tahn makin kittehs ware sillii close.
that cat is going to eatz that baby
Cutez podger kitteh.
supah giant hoomanz size kitteh!!!!!
Seriously!!!!
What language are you you people typing in?
is that claire?
I love this it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY!!!!!!
poor cat. how can anyone feed their cat so big!!! that is truely a crime against animals
da babyh is doin da rock sign
We gotz a cwean shot in 3..2..1…