
LOVE OF NATURE Even kitties have it :3
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LOVE OF NATURE Even kitties have it :3
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: LOLbinx
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug!!!!
Ai want to catch dis kitteh (wiffowt bein hurted by awl teh pointee endz) & snorgle himz liddul wite belleh!!!
kyoot kitteh wif white belleh and intesnse egg-spress-shun!
skweeeeeee!!!!
an teh pooooffeee tayle!!!!
an anteegravitee powarz. iz moslee laiks teh anteegravitee powarz.
Howz teh kitteh dos dat?
u mustest bee berry karefull nao – du u haz a fresh nu CHRG?
it muss bee a strawng wun tew!
Mitu! an awl kittoonz, lykewize!
u has anuvver nawt-sekund nightshayde! U r teh amayzing!
*dans dans dans teh sillybrayshun dans fur ns*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Holy crap, I think I just peed myself!
*hands swizzle001 sum bebbeh wieps*
ai can has hug plz?
{{{{{Draconic Kitteh}}}}}
aww…fankyoo….
oh, adn bai teh wai, ai’z dowink a noo ranDUM mowmint!!
Yule Gibbons kitteh acting nutteh!
mebbe he iz seer-ee-ul killr?
I was afrayde no one was gonna get taht!
sum uv us aer … wiii kollekt annteeks …
{{{{Leeza}}}}} haow menny pine treez did yu ete?
nun, but I had to hug one for mah senior pickshure
kitteh lukks liek he wants hug
I did nawt kno luv involvd pointy ends….
lub awften haz teh pointy ends involved.
u awlwayz hurt teh wuns u lubz…
nawt awlwaez…sumtiemz, tho…
teh diffrenz between luv and troo luv iz dat troo luv has poyntee endz. teh sawft, skwishy kind iz fake. troo luv has sharp bitz, but teh rest uv it makes up fore teh pane.
yoo hazza poynt……
lol….geddit? /poynt/?
(y dya fink ai wuz laffin?)
it paynz mee tu hafta point tihs owt,
butt u know…
Luv hertz, luv scarz,
luv woondz, and markz,
anee hart not tuff
or strawng enuff
Tu taek alawt of payn,
taek alawt of payn …
Luv is lyk a clowd
taht holdez alawt of rayn
Luv hertz, luv hertz
ooh, ooh, luv hertz…
Avis wants to have a word with you.
*snerk*
a snerk!
*bows pleasedly*
ai can haz hugs frum muther naychur?
iz yo shir? She can be a beeeotch at tymes, praps a plutonik relayshunship wood be better.
sokai – ai will let her be wun, cuz so can ai!
……ai wuz gonna sai sumptfink heer….butt nao aidunfinkso……..eh….heh….
*bakkz away, den slinkz awff*
bai teh wai, dun furgit tew bii lukkink att teh ranDUM mowmint furthurr daown teh fred!
skeerd? chikin? aifotso u wuz a big strawng brayv typ!
(sawee, ai cuddent halp it….)
*snerk*
bee sydz, aifinkso iz a com…compli… gud fing tu be teh beeotch
*shrugz*
anai finded teh randum mowmint – xsilent rytins, ai needzmust sai!
u shud be the prowd uvit
oh…fankyoo! ai dun du teh ranDUM mowmint dat owften, tho…iz nawt dat eezee…
Whut xactly iz dat greeny leaf fing on/abov his head? Is he fleein in terrer or has it been thrown up into teh air bai hiz exuberances? Inquirin minds wanna kno!
ai dunno, but tehy sai leevs uv three let it bee….
ai nawt want tu bee getting teh itchiez!
it duz luuk suspishsushlee liek teh itcheeee plant…
ai was thinkin it was more of a leef yew smoke…
Only three leafs. The “other” one has five…
Or so I’ve been told…
*CoughCough*
Wow! Colors!
*CoughCough*
Iz … iz…. iz yew teh Michael Phelps?
nawt awl da bongurz noze hoaw tu swim.
butt (hee) I bet awl the swimmurs noes how to bong.
Big well-condishund lungz kin tayke BIIIIIIIG hits frum a bong.
…
…
Or so ai haz bin told.
*snerk*
*CoughCough*
I’m hungry! Watcha got to eats?
*CoughCough*
Any Kelloggs cereal?
Ai haz sum i skreems wif chawklit chunks adn karolomel syrups.
*offurs bowl tu teh maus. *
*hides teh emptee ipekak bottlol behind teh back.*
Watchit! No free fuds fer you at NOM!
No free fuds? Ai haz tu bring mai fiend Pole Catz tu teh gran opening?
**whispurrs to WRR**
Donut foarget to spell teh type of pole wif an E awn teh end. Hense, danse pole!
*coff coff*
scoobee snacks?
cawfee cake?
peetsa?
duz it really matter what there is, as long as itz eetable??
.
now wud be teh tiem to share teh weerdest thing u ate wif a buzz.
for me, a hole can of durkees fronsch fried onyons.
Unheated Chef Boyardee Ravioli… fer brekfast!
u hadda buzz at brekfast?
Iz dat weerd?
Wait… whut? Oh… only cuz I hadna been to sleeps yet… That weekend…
Hey look! I can catch my hand…
*CoughCough*
So… what if OUR universe was just a pimple of the face of a creature in a whole ‘nother universe? Wiiiilllld Maaannn…
Breffust ov champeens, ai herd it cawled.
SSSHHHH!
I’m bizzy watchin teh wallpapur move!
*CoughCough*
WHOA! Me too! Cooooolll!
Get out teh Black Light!
*CoughCough*
Ooooooohhhh!
**gitz owt teh blakk lite, plugz it in** Here’s sum gud mubbies we kin watsh, if we git tired ov wallpapur – Escape frum Gnu York – Hevee Metal (the animated wun, aifinkso dat’s teh name) – the animated The Hobbitt.
Teh Wall
Oyaya, ai furgawt teh wall!
sowry.. u has to watch Montee Python again for teh elebentieth tiem. That or Rockee Horror. Ur choise.
*watches Montee Python again*
*iz bery bery happitayl to duz dis*
Plug Ur eers a minnut leeza, U nawt wantz tu heer dis.
*hands leeza sum eerplugs frum teh CCC*
Srambloled eggs wif skwirrl braynes.
*faints*
**fans skwirrl, wundurs if dere iz enee seltzur arownd**
*pats liddle skwirl paws* Leeza? Leeza? LEEZA??!!! wake up! ai don fink he meent REEL skwirl braynes – DID u WRR??? *looks askance at WRR* wulld yu liek sum hawt choklit, Leeza?
Wuz teh reel skwirrl braynes. From Lawn befoar ai finded teh ICHC adn we had teh nawt tu nom teh rodints benefits. Ai haz chanjud mai ways.
** Hands ph teh small seltzur bottlol adn teh smelly saltz.**
> coma <
aifinkso we are gonna need teh paddlols.
CLEER! **lukz at coma-tized skwirrl**
CLEER!!! **wundurs if we’re tu layte……oh dotz……
wuz jus teh wuns left ober frum teh splortages.
teh braynes left ober frum teh splortages? Ai foughtso yew wuz reformed!
♫ ♪
I’m lost for words so hypnotized
The way you stare inside my soul
I lose all control
To those eyes those comet eyes
Comet eyes those comet eyes
I must admit I’m not surprised
I can feel it in my heart it’s about to start
With those eyes those comet eyes
You guys don’t seem to know what you’re doing here.
*ahem*
Can we get a PROFESSIONAL please?
These things must be done delicately!
oh I have to take that back.. I think you’re on the right track Mr. rat!
**swayz in time**
**shakes hed** Stawp singin an sabe teh skwirrl! I haz tew go, the wind iz berry bad and mai dekk chayres are blowin arown. Hab to go sa-cyoor dem. Gudnite frens!
*starts to stir*
*opens one eye*
*comes to*
that’s strange.. I herd some beautiful singings…
now itz gone.. must has been a dreem.
*sighs*
*goes to eet dinnur*
Her hair is Harlowe gold
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She’s got Bette Davis eyes
She’ll turn her music on you
You won’t have to think twice
She’s pure as New York snow
She got Bette Davis eyes
ONlee wunce and probblee weerdest: Akshul Elbis sammich – peenud buddur, bunnanananana, an bakkin. Dat’s wut dere wuz. Hab nawt tried it cents, butt wuz gud at teh tyme!
Minnee times – Ramen nuudlols wif cheez awn top.
1. Ramen nuddlols maed into soop — or jus teh dry noodlols?
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2. Wut kind uv cheez?
1. Soop – ai nebber kunsidured eetin dem dry until mai dotter started, she krunshez thm in teh bag an poorz a liddlol of teh seezuning in dere.
NAWT bekuz of the nip, she’s jist nachurlee weerd.
2. Wutebber kind ov cheez is arownd, yewshallee edder shridid chedur oar karft singlols.
Wy duz yew hab teh kyewreeus? Yew are teh ramen fan tew?
Ai nawt teh ramen fan since ai culd afford nawt tu nom them. When ai did ai eeted dem dry, wif mustards, wif relish, wif horseradish, wif taco saus…whateber pakkets were leftober frum teh taco bell, arbees oar teh Mc D.
Awmaost as bad az teh mac and cheez mixes…
Yew gibbed me a memree! Mai town yewsta be liddlol, we onlee had wun mcd’s an dey klowzed at 10. Teh onlee upshun wuz the HoJo’s, wear yew hadda akshullee go in, oar the awl-nite 7-elebenty. 7-elebenty burreetose, do NAWT want (but dey were gud den). Pleh!
When teh McD wuz builded in mai town, wuz teh smallest town in the wurld wif a mcD. Aifinkso it still iz.
Ai iz a fan uv teh Ramen. Mah liddul gurl LUVZ it bery bery muchlee & haz it awlmost ebbree nite. Wif lime juice & garlic salt. Mmmm. Wen ai haz a cold (or enny kind uv pleh awlmost), ai adds sum tobasco azwell. Oh — an ai addz frozen peas to mine. Cools down teh soop & tastes rillee gud. Ai maek a cabbage salad dat uses teh ramen seasoning in teh dressing & haz teh noodlols (dry) awl crunched up for crispiness. Itz teh YUM.
Yew haz dat resapee? Pleez to tell, ai had dat cabbage dish wunce an cud nebber fynd teh way tew mayke it! Yew tell me, pleez? Oar yew kin write it awn mai profile fingee?
Yew haz no blooness rite nao.
So ai just posting it heer (wiffowt teh lolspeak):
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SALAD:
1 Med Head of Cabbage
2 Packages Chicken Ramen (uncooked)
1/2 cup slivered almonds
1/4 cup sesame seeds
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DRESSING:
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon seasoning salt
3 tablespoons rice vinegar
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Shred cabbage. Crumble dry ramen noodles. Toss cabbage, sesame seeds, and almonds together. Mix dressing ingredients, toss with salad & refrigerate. Add the ramen noodles right before you serve the salad & toss — otherwise the noodles get very soggy.
Ack — forgot to mention that you need to add the Ramen seasoning packets to the dressing.
Don’t mind me – I’m tired.
Ai lieks yur resipee, nightshayde. Ai nose a similol won fro orintal cold’s lw dat uses crunchered-up dri ramen noodlols. It iz berry yummy.
ohai nightshayde, I makes a salad almost teh same, but start wif teh packaged borcolli slaw. Lessee… borcolli slaw, sunflower seeds, ramen, and dressed wif about 1/4 c olive oyl, 1/4 vinegar, 1 TB sugar, and teh seasoning from teh ramen. I usually uses teh oriental flavr.
.
BTW how is Roscoe??
A peanut budder & sugar sammich.
Ew! Yew had no jeleee??
*shudder*
Nawt eeben on a dare. Ai despizes teh froot goop fur teh most part. Ai duzzint mind applol goop, but ai prittee much won’t touch enny uvver kind. Pleh pleh ickee ickee pleh. Just finkin uv it turns mah stomach. If mah liddul gurl eber decides to try teh PB&J, ai won’t be able to maek it for her — teh thot uv coming into contact wif jelleee…. *shudders again*
**fyles dis infurmashun awai fur neggst pi fite**
Srsly. Donut gettin teh froot piez neer meh. Ai mite bekum ill awl ober sumwun’s shooz.
kaerflol wif wut peenut buttur yoo yoozes!
kittehs alsew liek brynging IN na-chur… leetle fings wif leetle feetees, an deepawsittink tehm awn deh carpet.
an wen tehy bring insyd teh prezint they cot fur yu and leev it awn ur car pet…
eben mai not goin owtside kittehs seem to find the leetle fings wif leetle feetees.
mine tew. It is sew sadd to see them luking for teh leetle bug after i removes it.
.
Butt (tee hee) i cant stand little fings wif little feetses crawling round.
Gud fing I gots beeg feetses!
grasshopper legs?
skwishded katy-dids?
ore teh utehr wriggleeng kreechers?
The original “Leap Of Faith”.
kittehs awlways hav teh fayth in theyr leeps..
U iz finlolly hoem. Haz teh huggz. Where are mai gushifuds?
an teh ‘nip?!?!?
Kitteh iz flyin hi alreddy. Mebbe has had too musch nip?
**steps up to mikrofone** **taptaptap**
Kin I has ur attenshus plz? Dis iz foar dose East an NorfEast of Kentucky:
Wii iz habbin sum SERYUS windij goin awn heer rite nao, an I’m afeerin I gonna get blowed away!
Plz to luuk at teh pikshur of me awn my profyle. Ifn u see sumfin flyin arown dat luuks lyk dat pikshur, iz prolly me! Plz to be catchin me!
Fankyoo, an yoo may nao return to ur regulolarlee-skedyooled mayhemz.
*gets ropes and tys red tew an immovable object*
**praktisis doin hur Penelope Pitstop impresshun**
**puts forearm to forehed**
Halp! Halp!
**luuks arown at teh ropes**
Dang, dis bringz bak sum memreez….
I nawt gonna TAYLE u!
**delishuslee-ebil grin appeers awn Red’s fayse**
OHai! I wuz boff a Boyz Kout and a sailor so lemme knows iffen yo wants sum hep wiff yer rope werk.
Ohai, Judson!
Fanks foar teh offur. I finkso I will take u up awn dat, cuz u nebber kno wen I mite has yoose foar dat knawlidj.
ohh yess da wind iz wildz in da tucky. had tu tiez down mine frunt porch swing, but (oh soz imbarresed) culd only find da red ribbon frum krismas. soo dat iz wat i used
Ill send an sos to the world
Ill send an sos to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
Message in a bottle
yoo knoez, aifinkso dat ai aktchuallee knoez dat sawng…..
Memries,
Like the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures,
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
Beige …
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Dat kind uv memreez?
oar u meen mammohrees?
*Gets out the Ebil Super-Gihugic Catchers Mitt*
I’ll be looking for you, Minion…
ohai red!
we is having sum srs winds here too!
organarily I wudn’t worry about it, but I has, sheesh, LSS, a pole wif lectriks run owt to it, dat ifinkso is gonna blow over tonite.
oh grate.
acc to teh weather site, we has a seveer t-storm warning now.
Luks liek I will miss teh wurst of it, but 60-70 mph winds… sheesh again!
Wao! Batten ur hatches, Leeza!
I donut fink that meens wut u fink it meens DK!
Always nice to has sebral possibil meenings, non? *skwink*
*Judson puts awn the Mr. Know-It-Awl mask* Ahem, the battens reffered to is long thin pieces ob lumber placed in channels built into the the ships hatches to secure the tarp that was used to cover the hatchways to prevent water from getting below decks during storms when the deck was often awash. The battens were usually wedged in place. *Mr Know-It-Awl mask orf* Well at leese dat duzzn’t smell as bad as the Tee Are Oh Ell Ell Mask. I toldja I wus a sailor.
♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫
It came on like a hurricane
And I don’t understand
And it moved me
Like a slow dance
Still I don’t understand
It pushed me like a tailwind
And I don’t understand
And it came in
Through the back door
And I don’t understand
Still I don’t understand
You’re all that I could need
And I’m falling on my knees
wii haddeded a toarnadow watch urrliurr tudai…
***wispurs** Wut be LSS?
***wispurrs bak ** Lawn storee short aifinkso
**wispurs** Fanks WRr! **Schmoo**
*luuks arownd foar teh owld postur uv kitteh hangin awn roep*
*duzznt see owld postur*
*goes downstares an gits roep, heer in teh West wii alwais haf roep, nebber noe wen u mite hafta roep a strai cow*
*tys roep tew strawng trii*
heer rhsb, catch! ai’ll hep saav u!
*goes downstares agin an gits anuddrer roep*
*tys roep tew anudder strawng trii*
heer skwirrlgrrl! hangawn tew diz wun!
thro me anuther end- ile katch her iffn she endz up dis farwest… wheel maek a hyoog net akross teh yoo ess and save ower red.
heer ya goe KS!
*frows roep to ks*
Ai iz eest ov yew, ai will trai tew ketch yew, but teh pleh windij haz alreddee startid here. We hab sebere wind warning, sebere funnerstorm warnins, and sebere ‘fyre threat’ warnin. Wuteber dat meens.
Odeer, my electristee jist flahed owt! Dat won’t hurt mai laptop, will it? It will jist switsh obur to batturee?
yew shuld unplug teh laptop. electrical surges culd be bad.
Iz beddur tu switch tu batturee naow. teh lectics culd surge and oberload teh laptawp adn fry teh memmries.
Fank yew gammacat and West River rat! **Unplugs hur laptawp**
it willz just yooze teh batteree…haoebbur, yoo shud unplugg it, just in caes dere izza nuthurr surje…dat mite aktchuallee werk tew frai yur memreez….
omai u is habbin teh storm wee had yesterdai – wuz skeeree heer tu!
‘…If you can catch it, you can keep it.”
pet the kitty’s belly :3
*snorgles*
Invisbol Harley Davidson (chopped) Kitteh sez “Borned to be Wyld, Borned to be Wyld!, Git yer motors runnin, hed owt onna highway…”
Ohai! Iz noo heer. butt (hee hee) cud not rezist:
Lukkin fer abenchure
And wat ebber comes R wayyyy…
Luukin furr advenchur
and wutever comez ower wai
Ooooo ai hasssssta go naow – LOST is awn!
c ya awl layter!
kthxbai!
**iz startuled tew see a red streek go bai teh west window, an den a purplol swkirll stukked to the souf faycin skreen**
**shrugs**
**goes back to typun**
oh dratz…….ai wishz dat ai haz wingz……ai nawt can goez owt flaiyink tew halp deze peepz….Taya canz…butt ai nawt haz seed hurr inna feyoo daiz….haz annewun seed hur reesentlee?
kitteh haz finded da catnip hill
Dere Catnip Hill neer u, izznt dere, 3KM?
oh yess der iz da kittehz beeing happiz wen day seez da name butt(hee hee) sooz diz appointed tu only seez da howsez
Bananafone regrets to inform you of his retirement. The reasons are on his profile. Love and hugs to all cheezpeeps.
Ai wuz wunderin wut happened to teh bananafone!
doan haz a sad! awl iz nawt losst!
{{{bf}}}
Let me get this straight:
Because people didn’t jump all over your postings, you’re leaving?
I, for one, have NO idea what a bananafone is an didn’t know a song existed (apparently it does) until teh banana-kitty lol that was posted this morning (I think).
How about letting us get to know YOU, the person behind the bananafone? Yes, we talk about our real, personal lives here. I hope it never stops. I have made some good friends here and they have seen me through the most hellacious year of my life. We’re talking nawt-wanna-live-anymore kind of year. These people have made me laugh and have cried with me. They have offered support when people I can actually touch didn’t.
You’re entitled to your opinion, but I thought you should maybe see a glimpse of the “other” side of the coin.
Best Wishes.
yu haz da true red headz don u–i nowz dat kauz i iz un tu
I’m going to take that as a compliment, 3KM.
Oh, and ur gonna has a messidj inna minnit.
Okay skratch dat hole “u gonna has a messidj” fing. Stoopy WP oar my anshunt pyooter nawt cooperatin.
ub korse dat is a compliment–truly i iz da red head–all ob mine life
RED HEDZ ROK
Wanna heer sumfin funnee?
Wen I wuz bebbeh, I wuz teh bald. Az a kyoo bawl.
Den, teh hares camed in – whyte blonde! Ringlets.
Az I gotted older, it gotted moar red an I hated it at nawt-sekkund. I wud get ohai-lites to try to make moar blonde, but teh red camed owt moar.
Nao, I’m redhed (wif sum gray) an nawt fite it ennmoar. Except foar teh grays. Dey gets cubbered sumtymes.
wenz i waz da little kitteh mine hairz was da color of a brand new copper penny!! fell mine pain at da skoolz? mine grammy waz da same win her waz yung. attitude by inheritanse
i hated mine hairz nawt secound all tru da gradz skool. “red on da heed iz dead” now i lubz it an iz trying tu turn dark and grey.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
For teh rekkurd, ai leeved teh commint fur bananafone befoar ai reeded himz profile. Seems silleh to meh to criticize pplz for doin wut dey enjoyz doin in a mostly restrikshun-free chat environment.
Pplz sumtiemz vents heer ‘cuz almost ebbreewun iz kind & thotful & supportiv – espeshlee if a cheezpeep iz goin thru ruff tiemz.
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Red — we haz yer bak.
i belief dere iz da rum or room fur all ub uz heerz. iffin yuz not want tu purtisipate in da cheezpeepz life u juss not commentz. yuz goz tu da otter commentz
*klappy klappy**watchez skaelz fawl tew teh grownd*
ai has tew agree wiff yoo awn dat poynt…..
eggspeshuallee teh part abowt peepz offurink support wen peepz dat yoo cud aktchuallee tukkch did nawt…..ai has hadeded dat beefoar….weerd, huh?
Ai buleev both parties hav a berree strong poynte. Wiil ICHC iz a wondermus plais nda teh cheezfrenz arr niis eet duz seem dat most ob teh tiem teh saem cheezpeeps b gittin tenshun. Few tiems nao Ai myself hab thot ob leevin nda meh momcat haz reverted bak almost intierlee tew lurking. Dis must b diskusst furthur tew reech a finul dis-sish-shun.
PC – Fanks foar ur post. Ur wize beyond ur yeers, kiddo.
U has gibben us (me, at leest) food for thot. {{{PC}}}
*blushez slitelee* {{{{rhsb}}}} Ai mush go tew bed nao-iz ten-firty nda Ai haz skewl, nite!
ohai, plasticat!! ai haz bin wunderink war yoo haz bin…..
Ai haznt bin awn mush butt wayte till Friday awn teh Ai bileev nine am ICHC tiem pikshurr! Ai iz goin intew space. Nite!
oh noez! aidunfinkso dat ai canz bii heer! aiz gonna bii att skool!!
izz annewunz gonna bii filmink diz sew ai canz watch it laytor plz?
oh noooeeesss! iz noo heer, bin lurkin fer lawng teim. finlee maed nawt-sekkund post, and wuz hopin to anser BF wun dai. plz to x-cues bad lol-speek. iz nawt flooint yet.
Hm….
Ifinkso I remember wut u refer to as smart-alek, and if I is remembering rite, it was a case of someone that wuz just playing and having fun wif ur bananafone thing, and u tooked it teh rong way.
I is sowry to see u go, teh bananafone was fun, and somethin diffrent, which is not always eesy to come by! And ur prizes were sew kewl!!
If u change ur mind, we will be here, and if u comes back, try not to take things too seriously!! If ur not sure of someones ‘tone’.. ask them! And almoast always u will find that tehy mented no harms, and if tehy did, the cheezpeeps wud be tehre to take up for u! We don’t liek meen people here.
Well sedded, Leeza. Ai reelee enjoyed bananafone adn hims commints too.
‘K, ai tries to sleeps naow. Nite-nite awl!
nites DK!
gets teh gud healing sleeps!
I’z heddin to beds too. Nite all!
Schmooo!!!
I has somethin to add on teh above…
Bananafone.. from wot I saw on ur profile, u had lots of frends and u ‘unfrended’ them.
So no one can send u a message… I guess that was the intent?
That is sad.
If u put up walls, u will find that most people will respect them.
But ironically, the people that put up walls are usually the people that need other people the most.
Hope u find a happy wherever u end up.
awww banananananafone, wai? wuz teh fun tew anser teh nanafone an winz a faboolus prize bahg. Ai doan see anee reesons awn ur porfyle paige, did ai miss tehm?
I missed owt on seein dem too. Soo I has a big confuzzull.
Weerd timing too, to come on heer and reed all this, cause today I was thinking
a LOT about bananaphone and the fun winnings an how creeatib it wuz…isn’t that odd?
Well, we all hab owr processess in life we muss eggspeeriunts. I finkso
menneh peepuls will say teh good thots and hopes furr bp, and i trusts dat it
all comes owt in teh warsh.
nite all u cheezpeeps. I lubs u all, buttz I r a lazzee donkey n duzzunt allwus
sai it. I srry bowt dat. ♥
ai gess ai wuz tew lait, nuffink awn nanafones paige bye wai uv explanashun naow. ai sorree u doan wanna haz fun heer anee moar bf, ai musta missed wat eber happined. ai wish u fun an joi.
Hee wuz sayin sunfin abowt haow sum peepz wuz hawgin teh commints adn nawt answerin hiz commints an he feeled ignord adn den he unfrended a buncha peeps adn wuz jus reely unhappee…
ai dunnoe xactlee werd fur werd, butt it wuz cloas tu taht annewai.
izza tree huggur!
adn awl treez need teh huggz!
adn teh peepz, tew….dun furgitt dem!
Hugggs awl arouwnd!!!
Annownsurr: Ohai! Iz tiem fur annuthurr ranDUM mowmint! Fur thoes dat nawt knoez abowt dis, dis iz teh semi-wenebbur shoewz war yoo can has learnink ob lawtz ob tingz dat yoo nawt niid tew knoewz, butt yoo mite can has an intrist inn. Adn sew, nao, wiffowt furthurr adoow, heerz yur hoast, Draconic Kitteh!!
*waetz fur teh applawz*
*applauds*
* claps floofy focks feets *
(you sed “butt” – hee hee)
DK: Ohai!! Adn welcom tew tudai’z ranDUM mowmint!
teh nawt-secund fing wiiz gonna doo iz teh Splort Daynjurr Indeckz, awlsew knoed az teh SDI. Dis lol’z SDI: lebblol ob kyoot…nawt dat mucch, aktchuallee, butt wii hazza coed orinj(nawt poysin)!!
Secund, wii haz teh numburr ob splorteded peepz fur dis lol. Sew far….nun awn dis lol…yet….
thurd, teh kwoat ob teh dai. heer’z tudaiz:
-(by AngelPlume)
-[Random fillosofikal momint]
-An ekserpt frum
-Teh Filosfikal Ritingz ob a Kaliko Kitteh
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-Simplol Roolz ob Lyf
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-1a. Awl peeplz ar ekwal.
-1b. Kittehz ar peeplz tu.
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-2a. Awl peeplz dezerb respekt. Adn lubz. Adn freedumz.
-2b. Kittehz ar peeplz tu.
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-3a. Peeplz can lern tu communikayt togever.
-3b. Kittehz ar peeplz tu.
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-4a. Peeplz should never give up on their desires.
-4b. Kittehs are peeplz tu.
Fowurrf, teh moast reesent nooz, strait frum teh cheez town cryer!:
-Janet b due tu hab SirJury on her borkt finner.
-4point5kittehs (hopefully) had SirJury on herborkt anklol last nite.
-KCT is rekuvvering frum knee replaismint SirJury.
-Catzrme’z pop-in-law may b removinged frum life support.
-rhsb wuz habbing wut may haz ben a gall bladder attakk last nite.
Omai! lukkz liek dere iz a lawt ob problumz! Ramemburr tew bii keepink deze peepz in yur thotz adn praiyurz!
adn awlsew dun furgit tew vizzit teh cheez town cryer att: cheeztowncryer.wordpress (wif teh w’z, adn teh .com, ob cowrse…)
fiffth, nao, noo, frum teh prodoosurr ob teh ranDUM mowmint, iz teh ranDUM swiipstaekz!teh nexxt tiem yoo siiz mii sai sumptink dat’x eggspesshuallee ranDUM, bii teh nawt-secund wun tew riispawnd, adn yoo wilz win a frii cheezburgurr dinnur, akkompaneed bai a piyano serenayed!
(noet: purchaez nawt nessesaree. mai bii voyd in sum staetz. sied affekktz mai incclood fayntink, obbarnommnink, adn pawsiblol addinktchun, sii Dr. tineecat tew wii if dis iz okai fur yoo. butt bii caerflol! kiip adn eyez aowt! diz izza limitud tiem owfurr!)
nnkai, dis breengz uz tew ann endd tew tudaiz ranDUM mowmint! ai hoepz ya’ll haz enjowyed itt!
Fur cawmintz, kwestyunz, adn othurr fudbakk(eggspeshuallee cheezburgurz!), feeyull fwree tew leeb a messidj awn mai profyle. (dun maek meh buegg fur yur fudbakk, plz…gittin inspirayshun fur diz iz nawt eezee!)
well, dat’z awl fur tudai’z ranDUM mowmint! untillz neckxt tiem, gudbai!
*bowz*
pleez tellz mii wi not b warpin da yunger gereashionz mindz heer–
hao wudd ai bii warpink annefink?
biisiedz, aktchuallee, ai wudd bii considurred a partz ob teh yungurr generayshinz…
ohh jus cansel dat last remark DK u bii da berry intelligent yung man but sumtimez wen i speek of da cheezland peeplez not unnerstand wat i iz saying
nkai den….
Aifinkso taht iz ower jawb… affer awl, if wee doan warp tehm, whu will?
iff yoo nawt, wii willz probablee fiend a wai tew doo itt owurrselfz….wut wiff teh teevee adn teh interwebz att owurr dispowzlol…..iz nawt dat hard tew dew….
Anom… bein as ni-eev as ai chooses to be iz bekumin a fast fadin art form.
an think uv it this wey- iffn we duz the warpin, tehreis sum mesher uv a dolt stoopervishun uv teh warpin and twistin and messin wif yung peepls mynds.
we haz tu be teh a dolt stupervyzerz? Duzzat meen ai gawta grow up nao? Nawt Want!
ai iz owld enuff to knoe bedder but yung enuff nawt to kair!
*snerk*
*wisperz*
sawee, ai trie tu bee a-dolt nao…
*snerk*
*snikkers*
iz okee az lawng as teh yung wuns think we noe wut we’re doing- then, wen they go playe at frenz howses, we goze to neverneverland and beez yung agen.
ah…iff ownlee lief wuz aktchualle liek dat…..
annewaez…..wut wuz ai traiyink tew sai heer…ai furgotteded…
*whispurrz* psst! nawt tew spoilol teh suspenens…butt teh entree fur teh ranDUM swiipstaek-fingie has bin awn heer fur kwiet a whilol….adn nobudde’z repoawndeded yet….
Did everything get weird-looking on anyone else’s computer, or is it just mine? Maybe it’s a sign from CC that I should go home soon…
wut duz yoo meen bai sumptfink weed lukkink? liek wut?
The format of the page changed. Comments are now going across the entire screen rather than just a portion. I see nothing to the right of the comments (no ads, no “who’s talking,” no fluffy tag cloud, no nothing).
Hmph.
It’s really time for me to go home now anyway — so everyone have a great night!
daat’z odd……ai haz nawt seed dis……hmmm…ai wunnerz …
Befoar ai wandered awf tu watch teh Lost awn teh teebee ai had teh weerd awn mai pyuter, adn ai refresheded teh payj and tehn it wuz awl bedderer. Happint a cupl uv tymz…
*shrugz*
I think I might cry…
Oopz. I meen – I tink ai mebbe haz teerz?
lol…teh funniyest fing happeneed att dinnur tudai….ai wuz settink teh tayblol, adn wuz lukkink arownd fur a waturr glazz. wun hadded ben putt awn teh cownturr, butt ai hadded nawt seeded it….ai endeded upp lukkink obbar mai left showldurr, den turnink arownd liek 5 tiems beefoar seeyink teh glass…..afturr laffing, ai sed tew mai self….’wao….dat wuz ranDUM….emfasis awn teh DUM, ob cowurss…’
U haz a goast or teh gremlinz mebbee? Mebbee it hided teh glass fur a minnit adn tenh wen u had teh confoozed lawng enuff it giglold an put it ak in playn syt?
Did u heer anee qwiet giglolz?
*ponderz teh Miss Terrees of goasts adn gremlinz*
nity nity cheezfrendz!!! hab da gud dreemz. tumarrow iz only da thirzday pleh
butt caturday bii coming sooooon!!!!
gud nite, 3KM! att leest iz nawt mundai(n) tumorrer…iz just furzdai….
yah… teh uther mundai.
aifinkso therz a tee ar oh ell ell atta bawtum uf teh thred so ai hurree to teh neerest hoapfullee stillawaek fren adn gibz a hug liek ai spost tu.
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ai nawt want tu poak it or gets teh wartz or anneefing!
ai nawt knoe wut kynda pryzez we cud be habbin, butt it myt bee fun!
Noe! Noe! Tumorroe be Fryday Eve!
Ai r a happee kitteh! Hae…wate a minnit…wut did ai jus step in??2?
Sokai – itlol warsh arf…
it be shopped
gottakatchitgottakatchitgottakatchit!!!! minemineminemineminemine!
(wun fynal thot awn teh lolpiktur)
Adn nomber 88 teh superwellknoen famus bestest receeber awn teh teem, teh faymus Fuzzee Floof, jumpses waiupinneair foar teh ketching teh lawng pass foar teh winning tutchdaown…
If annee cheezfrenz iz still nawtasleep, ai bid tehm sweet dreemz adn nytol…
ai iz stil heer unwindin frum wurk, sweet dreemz an shmoos tew u!
It’s Pip!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/sets/72157600296941365/with/1122119222/
Dis Kitteh wnts 2 hug a tree but becoz of glbl warmmng haz 2 settel 4 huggn a leef insted! For jus 2 pawnds (or dollaz) a munf, u can stop dis crewltyee! donait yur funds to “I can haz treebrgr” and giv diz kitteh a nais tree to wuv!
Hippie Kitteh FTW
does kitteh wonts us to beeleev dat he turned VEGAN? dat he said gubay to cheezburgers? he’s gonna embrace da leef pashunately enuf, but his belly speeks clearly…
hi everybody I just joined ichc
Oh hai, nise to meet u
my pleshur….
Ohai an welkum!! Ai hoap u haz fun heer!
While I like the funny pictures that usually adorn this site this cat has obviously been thrown to get the picture I guess crewlty is ok if you call it art!
Tigger? Is dat u?