Ohai! Ai has bin… err… umm… lurking… uh huh, yesh.
.
Ai no nose notting abowt a bank rubbery… nu uh, no wais… tihs gnu watch? Umm, ai fouwded eet, uh huh, yesh.
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* lukks arownd nerbussly *
GP!!!!
*pownses on GP an gibs schmoos and boops*
tahts a verrra nice watch!
an of course yew wer having cawffee in a verra publik playce at teh time, right?
Ai aer well supplide, thx. Tho teh nyes wevver man sed it wud nawt settul – Ai hoep nawt, `coz Puddy_tat iz dribin heer lunsh tiem 2morro fur teh weekend – him has sebbrul meetinz in Lundun in teh neckst fyoo daiz.
Duz ineewun sept me dew dis: Wen yew git a gnu kitteh, wen yew nawt-sekkund bring dem hoam, buddur dere liddlol paws (wif reel budder) sew dey will neber git lawst? We alwais did dis in mai fambly, an habbunt lawst wun yet! But mai frens laff at me.
**narrows eyes at skwirrlgrrl** ***teers leek owt ov narrowed eyes**
Ai dunno teh sigh-unc behind ((hehe, ai sayed behind)) it. Mai mawm an mai gramma, an awl teh parrutheds wai bak, says to dew it, teh kitteh will ‘membur teh taste an where he got it, an will alwais come hoam.
NO! I mean, oh no, thanks, u can keep it!
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I’m having teh otter kind of day.. where I wanna bite someones hed off, choo it up, spit it owt, and stomp on it.
.
Hm. We mite not be teh best companee for eech other tuday!
.
But I can manage ONE hug..
{{{{{{parrothead}}}}}}
oh it’z not really that bad.
I’z just a littul hormonal.
ackshully it was teh best day EVER in one way, I got a message from my bestest frend in college, I hasn’t bin in touch wif her for many many years!!! And I has thot of her many many times, and found hur name on FB and sented her a msg hopin it was teh same girl I knew, and it turned out it was, she had thotted of me too!!! I got a littul teary over that. I is SEW happy to have found hur again!!
We awlwaiz did dis wen we had a nyoo kitteh oar wen we moobed howse. I fink it mai be an awld wibez tayle, but teh eye deer iz dat teh kitteh gets teh sent uv teh nyoo plaes wen him likks teh budder awf hims paws an disiedz dat it iz a gud plaes!
{{{parrothead}}} ai haz herd ub dis too! ai haz nebber tried it becaws ai doant need enny halp messing up mai howse. Wif mai luk, teh kittehs wud jump awn teh bed befoar likkin’ dere paws.
u need a present
* gifts nice PH wiff an indoor fountain * it’s heavy, soe its awn weels.
The fountain has a base made from a large natural chunk of amithyst
the watur flows up thru a hallow piece ov rose quarts. the fource ov the water causes a sphere of yellow tigers eye tew spin.
{{{{{burfday fairy}}}}} Just fink hao speshul teh peepz feel to hab dere burfdays celebramated so thoroughly! Yew wuz wun of teh nawt-sekkund peepz ai notissed when ai came to Cheezland. Ai was inch-anted by teh burfday festibitties adn gnu dat ai had arrived in a wundermus plaice.
to make fings a liddle better, burfday fairy haz spotted a noo frend down teh trhed, Icanhasfockses, hooz burfday wuz just a week ago on Feb. 5!! so a big (if belayted) happee burfday to owr noo frend!
*wanners in awl wet frum rayns an curls up tu start tyredlee grooming self drai*
Mafs, ai hates it. Bizzee grosree stoar awn way hoam, ai hates it. Rainee wet dark wevver, ai speshullee hates it!
Ai polojees fur disapeering, NS an mu an gamma … mai kittehs awl curld up arown me, an ai fawld asleep fur 2 owrs! Tehy eben letted me sleep fru tehir suppertiem!!! Fankies fur teh caerings!
ohai! sumtypes peeps be runnin in an out, sew wee dont always notice sumwun new rite awai.
welcum! glad yew culd come an plai!
gotta do sum werk before the boss-cat sees me!
o noes!
ohai ICHF!
ackshully I is runnin out rite now too…
time to leave “werk”
don’t be shy, just jump rite in!
*gives ICHF a cheezland snoglobe for welcome gifty*
ohai, icanhasfockses! fanks fer frending mii! ai wuzn’t awn last nite wen yew comminted, and wen ai saw it tewdai, ai wuz gonna sai ohai, but rite then peetsa arribed at mai howse!! *nomnomnom yummy peetsa* wuld yew liek sum? haz mushruums and pepperonis. welcum tew cheezland!
Ohai! Welkom tu cheezland! Sumtiems posts get nawt notissed much, if a nu lol koms up ryte aftur, oar if iz hai interfeeruns frum RL (sins iz a nu lol, ai nawt shur if yu eben will seeing tihs!) but iz nawt caus yu nawt importint! jump ryte intu teh madniss an yu will haz cowurkers, famblee, an/oar classmaets luking stranjlee at yu in no tiem when yu start laffing at fings yu just nawt gunna be abul tu eggsplayn! Tihs iz teh moast wunnermus plaes in awl teh whirld!
{{{{{ICHF}}}}}
ai haz been obercomed wif teh beeyootimous gifties & well-coming. fangks ebberyone, ai haz to go nao, butt (hee hee) ai wil be bak. Oooh – ai haz a abatar! bai for nao
Welcome back to ABC’s coverage of the Kitteh Pro Bowl. Fuzzy McLennan made this catch for the NFC– and was promptly flattened by the AFC’s Snuggles Reiner, seen hiding out in the grass nearby. A hard hit, but legal. Fuzzy was taken off the field and nommed two cheezburgers. Snuggles was on the way to his second MVP award in three years.
And kitteh gets hammered by the dog as the dog goes for a full-force helmet-to-helmet hit! Kitteh’s down…and he’s not getting back up. Call the paramedics, we got yet another player hurt very badly.
I’d really like to see Aussie rules football played here in the States for a change, or at least start seeing the kinds of hits common in Aussie rules being encouraged more at both the NCAA and NFL levels.
yu no get tuchdown liek that, kitteh!
piggeh!!
*pownses on teh GP*
ware u bin??
Ohai! Ai has bin… err… umm… lurking… uh huh, yesh.
.
Ai no nose notting abowt a bank rubbery… nu uh, no wais… tihs gnu watch? Umm, ai fouwded eet, uh huh, yesh.
.
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
dontchu know teh best alibye is to be seed conspickyouusslee someplace wif lots of peeps around?
but but but teh nyce judge man sed ai is nawt aloud to seed conspickyouusslee anee moar! SPESHULLY wen dere is lawts ob peeple arownd!
wut gammacat sayed…
fanks gaiz, luk wut i can do! mai naym iz a link now, yesh it iz!!!
congrats!
LOL GP!
GP!!!!
*pownses on GP an gibs schmoos and boops*
tahts a verrra nice watch!
an of course yew wer having cawffee in a verra publik playce at teh time, right?
Ohai gammacat! Oh yesh yesh yesh… nao, iffn aneewon asks: Ai wus habbing a cawfee (dubblol choco mocha wib whippee creem adn chokklit spwinkles) adn sum Guinness Piggeh shayped chokklit biscotti at Mick’s Wierd Pretzel stand in teh Safareh Park AWL DAI… rite? RITE?
of corse!
hai skwirrlgrrl can u be on mai frends list, pwitty pweez? and u tu, guinnes piggeh!
congrats awn ur bloonesslinnin. it looks good awn u!
ohai nufren adn conga ratz awl ur newlee bloofullness!
speshilly cuz hez bout to gets takkled by teh kitteh behynds him
ownlee iffn hii can gets thru teh junglol!
teh better to sneek up on yew!
yeah kitteh, better watchout fr teh “invisible interceptoin”
Dat’s teh best kyned
no laiks teh futballz?
Ai liek futball, but nawt teh noyz teh supporturz maek!
PUNT!
I doan fink das berry nyce Skwirrlgurl, Guiness Piggeh is nawt a punter.
taht’s teh nawt therd thyme summedy has cawled me taht todai…
R yu shor taht’s wot tehy sed?!
well, how often dew yew punt werk?
well, ai is a cibil serbant so… eberry chance ai gets!
I always knew u were a playah!
*sigh*
WP hates meh.
It’s nuffin purrsunul, Leeza WP haytes ebbriwun! (an teh feline iz myootshul!)
yesh – ai kept gettin a ‘server maintenance’ missige.
I think WP is upset ‘cuz it duznt have a valentyne
Yiss, it sed “trie agane in fibe minnits” – wuzz neerly 15 b4 fingz got bakk to teh nermul confyushun!
yesh, u know I fink GP borked teh servers.
everywon wus so xcited to see him, tehy all tried to post at wonce!
Pore GP – him getz teh blaym fur ebbrifing!
u knows I is JK!
however he duz have a habitrail of being in teh rong place at teh rong time…
Yesh, Ai noe u din’t meen it!
or is taht a UNsivl serbant?!
Hmm… ai deed has mai hepfones in so eet mite hab bin sumfing differunt… Hu nose!
ai is wide receiber…
no longer a tight end?
Kitteh in teh bak wayts to stealth-takkle.
Ai fought so dat wuz teh cheeerleedur!
Hmmm. Ai duzzint see a tite swettur or a kyoot liddul pleetid skirt…
Oar perkee… um… poney tayles.
Taht’s nawt fut bahl! Taht’s rugbee!
cud be Aussie rewls too…
Oar eben crikkit!
League or Union? Watch out for Sebastian Chabal the werewolf!
Tooooo rite!! Taht’s rugbee
Goe lawng Floofy! Goe lawng!
But aym a short-hayrd kitteh! I cannawt go lawng!
Skweeeeeeeeeee!! Lukkit teh kitteh in teh grarss!
GMTA Ambercat!
Oooh! Annipuss, has yu seen teh wevver forecarst?Mor sno fur Lunnon – has yu gawt Sir Plys in, justin cayse?
Ai aer well supplide, thx. Tho teh nyes wevver man sed it wud nawt settul – Ai hoep nawt, `coz Puddy_tat iz dribin heer lunsh tiem 2morro fur teh weekend – him has sebbrul meetinz in Lundun in teh neckst fyoo daiz.
It aer snoin naow! an P_t has juss emeowed 2 sai dat him haz 2 werk 2morro so wont be heer till supper tiem.
Tho nuthing kin bring bak teh howr
uv kittehs in teh grass
uv glory in teh flower
Aawww, Ai juss notissed teh liddle wun hidin in teh grass….
Santonio, itz yoo! Nyce katch!
And luk, ther’z teh ref in teh bak, chekkin to see if his feet is in bownds. Leepsandbownds, that is!
I wantz to no wut day gut hidin in the grassez is plannin to do!!
Uhh… Wut dat GUY , not dat GUT hidin in the grasses …
I saw him tew.
tryin tew b awl stealthy.i guess he plans tew SNEEK ATTAK!
IT’S A TRAP!!!
I gawt it! I gawt it! I gawtit! Igawtit!Igawtit! …. damn
I don’t gawt it . . . .
Budderfingerz!
*kitteh liks teh budder orf teh fingers*
Nomkthxbai!
Mmmm…. budder.
Otay, lessee if DIS commint will powst!
Duz ineewun sept me dew dis: Wen yew git a gnu kitteh, wen yew nawt-sekkund bring dem hoam, buddur dere liddlol paws (wif reel budder) sew dey will neber git lawst? We alwais did dis in mai fambly, an habbunt lawst wun yet! But mai frens laff at me.
*laffs at parrothead*
oh, uh, hee hee, er, sorry!
how does buddering their paws keeps tehm from gettin lost?
**narrows eyes at skwirrlgrrl** ***teers leek owt ov narrowed eyes**
Ai dunno teh sigh-unc behind ((hehe, ai sayed behind)) it. Mai mawm an mai gramma, an awl teh parrutheds wai bak, says to dew it, teh kitteh will ‘membur teh taste an where he got it, an will alwais come hoam.
**grabs a shamWOW to wipe teers**
oh my, u is such a scentsitive burd!!
*hands parrothead a 100 TC linen hankee*
dats a sweet storee.
Ofankee fur teh hankee! ***Tosses ShamWOW in teh trash**
**Blows nose**
Ai iz jist habbin wun ov dose dais wen ai wanna crai if yew luk at me. Nawt lyke me at awl.
Yew want dis hankee bak?
NO! I mean, oh no, thanks, u can keep it!
.
I’m having teh otter kind of day.. where I wanna bite someones hed off, choo it up, spit it owt, and stomp on it.
.
Hm. We mite not be teh best companee for eech other tuday!
.
But I can manage ONE hug..
{{{{{{parrothead}}}}}}
{{{skwirrlgrrl}}} **steps awai wif a kwikness tew aboid luzzin hed***
Dat sowns lyke me awn a regyewlur dai! Fankees fur teh hug. Hope yur dai gits beddur. Oar buddur.
awwwhhh!
oh it’z not really that bad.
I’z just a littul hormonal.
ackshully it was teh best day EVER in one way, I got a message from my bestest frend in college, I hasn’t bin in touch wif her for many many years!!! And I has thot of her many many times, and found hur name on FB and sented her a msg hopin it was teh same girl I knew, and it turned out it was, she had thotted of me too!!! I got a littul teary over that. I is SEW happy to have found hur again!!
very cool!
We awlwaiz did dis wen we had a nyoo kitteh oar wen we moobed howse. I fink it mai be an awld wibez tayle, but teh eye deer iz dat teh kitteh gets teh sent uv teh nyoo plaes wen him likks teh budder awf hims paws an disiedz dat it iz a gud plaes!
{{{{annnipuss}}}}}}} Yew are teh onlee wun ai EBER met hoo herd ov dis!
Praps iz an awld eye deer (I `member Mumcat doin it in teh layt 1940s!)- oar sumfing dat cumz frum TTI.
{{{parrothead}}} ai haz herd ub dis too! ai haz nebber tried it becaws ai doant need enny halp messing up mai howse. Wif mai luk, teh kittehs wud jump awn teh bed befoar likkin’ dere paws.
Ai fink it prollee dyed owt wen peepl had fittid karpits. Budder awn karpits iz nawt a gud fing!
AI herd diz too, aifinkso ! IZ gud idee tu du anewaii,kent be tuu carefull, an wai naut??
*wondurs if it’s tewlate tew buddur her kittehs paws*
Hey Mu! I hate to butt (heh) in, but would you read some of the stuff for NOM on the last pic? I hasta go for today…
Okeh. i see u tomaro. i look forawd to going upstairs
Aifinkso iz nebbur tew layte. Until teh kitteh iz lawst.
***wundurs why she iz so morbid todai**
u need a present
* gifts nice PH wiff an indoor fountain * it’s heavy, soe its awn weels.
The fountain has a base made from a large natural chunk of amithyst
the watur flows up thru a hallow piece ov rose quarts. the fource ov the water causes a sphere of yellow tigers eye tew spin.
I hope u find it soothing!
maybe u is hormonal too??
ohhhh nowwww! teh ladeez of cheezlan are syncing!
ai has a hormonal tew!!!! keeps goin between teh
leekee eyes an teh pointeee ends
Or as mai husbin always yellz to TV….CATCH DA BALL!! Mai eers still ringin from da superbowl!
peeps find it funneh taht I’M teh wun usually yellin at teh TV!
*sasssafrassin ‘skins and ‘colts and ‘bears*
We was bof yellin wen da Chargers lost!!
ahhhh!!! Norv!!!!
sorry. still bitter ’bout his yeers wif teh ‘skins!
Oh, me too, Gammacat!
*frickin’ frackin’ Panthers…*
ohmaigawd! ai NEEEEEEEDZ tu rubb dat belleh!! gibittumee!
*puts on glasses, luks kloser*
Why yes, this *is* a verreh luvlee belleh fuzz riff he’z got goin ther!
*hands Infamousqbert teh snorgle snorkel* Yoo furst. Teh line starts here. . .
De line on de belleh?
Ceptin fer the cyoot kittehs, dat kinda looks lyke my lawn inna summer.
sain him up to paly fur teh Kasnsa Kitty Cheefs –
or teh detrout lyons, aifinkso!
Whoz teh little stalker kitteh in teh end zone, I wunders…
He gon maek de innersepshun, aifinkso.
Defense – yor playin it rong!
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to everywun hoo haz a burfday today! an tehr are being lots ob tehm – Raevyn, intensiFire37, Cat_S, an ladyFenris all haz tehms burfdays today!! an if it iz yor burfday too, speek up an let us kno!! today i haz bringed Petty Fours!! made wif choklit an butter cake, wif razzleberry, starwberry, an choklit kreemy fillings, dekoramayted to luk like ittybitty prezzints!! an fizzy frooty punch, poyntyshiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “all yoo need is lubs” wen tehy yoyo (wuld drive me krazy, purrsunly, but making tehm wuz gud for teh trolz’ re-edjumacayshun), ittybitty nerf futballs in brite colurs, safe for throwin arownd inside (but just don’t hit yor boss in teh hed wif tehm!), kandeez, and puffy pinny gig©®™ stikkers wif googly eyes!! (all lissensing feez go to teh Ginness Piggeh Fund for the Sank Chew Wary for Orfling an Not-Orfling Kyoot Bebbeh Aminlols Fund©®™) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to everywun hoo haz a burfday today! an tehr are being lots ob tehm – Raevyn, intensiFire37, Cat_S, an ladyFenris all haz tehms burfdays today!! an if it iz yor burfday too, speek up an let us kno!! today i haz bringed Petty Fours!! made wif choklit an butter cake, wif razzleberry, starwberry, an choklit kreemy fillings, dekoramayted to luk like ittybitty prezzints!! an fizzy frooty punch, poyntyshiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “all yoo need is lubs” wen tehy yoyo (wuld drive me krazy, purrsunly, but making tehm wuz gud for teh trolz’ re-edjumacayshun), ittybitty nerf futballs in brite colurs, safe for throwin arownd inside (but just don’t hit yor boss in teh hed wif tehm!), kandeez, and puffy pinny gig©®™ stikkers wif googly eyes!! (all lissensing feez go to teh Ginness Piggeh Fund for the Sank Chew Wary for Orfling an Not-Orfling Kyoot Bebbeh Aminlols Fund©®™) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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{{{{BF}}}}
‘snot ur falt bf!
WP gotted us ALL today….
*shakes fist at WP on teh way out teh door*
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to everywun hoo haz a burfday today! an tehr are being lots ob tehm – Raevyn, intensiFire37, Cat_S, an ladyFenris all haz tehms burfdays today!! an if it iz yor burfday too, speek up an let us kno!! today i haz bringed Petty Fours!! made wif choklit an butter cake, wif razzleberry, starwberry, an choklit kreemy fillings, dekoramayted to luk like ittybitty prezzints!! an fizzy frooty punch, poyntyshiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “all yoo need is lubs” wen tehy yoyo (wuld drive me krazy, purrsunly, but making tehm wuz gud for teh trolz’ re-edjumacayshun), ittybitty nerf futballs in brite colurs, safe for throwin arownd inside (but just don’t hit yor boss in teh hed wif tehm!), kandeez, and puffy pinny gig©®™ stikkers wif googly eyes!! (all lissensing feez go to teh Ginness Piggeh Fund for the Sank Chew Wary for Orfling an Not-Orfling Kyoot Bebbeh Aminlols Fund©®™) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to everywun hoo haz a burfday today! an tehr are being lots ob tehm – Raevyn, intensiFire37, Cat_S, an ladyFenris all haz tehms burfdays today!! an if it iz yor burfday too, speek up an let us kno!! today i haz bringed Petty Fours!! made wif choklit an butter cake, wif razzleberry, starwberry, an choklit kreemy fillings, dekoramayted to luk like ittybitty prezzints!! an fizzy frooty punch, poyntyshiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “all yoo need is lubs” wen tehy yoyo (wuld drive me krazy, purrsunly, but making tehm wuz gud for teh trolz’ re-edjumacayshun), ittybitty nerf futballs in brite colurs, safe for throwin arownd inside (but just don’t hit yor boss in teh hed wif tehm!), kandeez, and puffy pinny gig©®™ stikkers wif googly eyes!! (all lissensing feez go to teh Ginness Piggeh Fund for the Sank Chew Wary for Orfling an Not-Orfling Kyoot Bebbeh Aminlols Fund©®™) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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{{{{{burfday fairy}}}}} Just fink hao speshul teh peepz feel to hab dere burfdays celebramated so thoroughly! Yew wuz wun of teh nawt-sekkund peepz ai notissed when ai came to Cheezland. Ai was inch-anted by teh burfday festibitties adn gnu dat ai had arrived in a wundermus plaice.
(*sigh* dis will prolly post twise, teh survurs not liking burfday fairy today
)
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to everywun hoo haz a burfday today! an tehr are being lots ob tehm – Raevyn, intensiFire37, Cat_S, an ladyFenris all haz tehms burfdays today!! an if it iz yor burfday too, speek up an let us kno!! today i haz bringed Petty Fours!! made wif choklit an butter cake, wif razzleberry, starwberry, an choklit kreemy fillings, dekoramayted to luk like ittybitty prezzints!! an fizzy frooty punch, poyntyshiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “all yoo need is lubs” wen tehy yoyo (wuld drive me krazy, purrsunly, but making tehm wuz gud for teh trolz’ re-edjumacayshun), ittybitty nerf futballs in brite colurs, safe for throwin arownd inside (but just don’t hit yor boss in teh hed wif tehm!), kandeez, and puffy pinny gig©®™ stikkers wif googly eyes!! (all lissensing feez go to teh Ginness Piggeh Fund for the Sank Chew Wary for Orfling an Not-Orfling Kyoot Bebbeh Aminlols Fund©®™) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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*slaps WP on teh nose with poyntee enz out*
Bad WP! It has bin eetin mah posts fur teh last half-howr! It will prolly hork them awl bak up heer soon.
GRRRrrrr *sits by WP’s maus hole, wayting for it to stik its hed owt so I kin hed bat it agin*
*joynes gremlin in watching WP’s maus hole*
stuppey WP!
WP is a maus???
I wouldn’t stand for it!!!!!
*sideways luk*
but wot about Ebil Maus??
to make fings a liddle better, burfday fairy haz spotted a noo frend down teh trhed, Icanhasfockses, hooz burfday wuz just a week ago on Feb. 5!! so a big (if belayted) happee burfday to owr noo frend!
mmm cheezburger, strait from teh grill. I gawt it, I gawt it…
the crowd goes wild!!! she got da burgur!!
Munchdown!!!
*wanners in awl wet frum rayns an curls up tu start tyredlee grooming self drai*
Mafs, ai hates it. Bizzee grosree stoar awn way hoam, ai hates it. Rainee wet dark wevver, ai speshullee hates it!
*hands prysma-kitteh a ShamWOW*
*sets up fyre pit an starts fyre*
ooooh, sparks!
{{p-k}} I lyke mafts (i are an enginerd) but I agree teh rest is teh pleh!
*sets up litlol tray tables near fire*
*adds pillows *
*offurs cheescake wiff chocklit sauce an assorted froot*
Ai polojees fur disapeering, NS an mu an gamma
… mai kittehs awl curld up arown me, an ai fawld asleep fur 2 owrs! Tehy eben letted me sleep fru tehir suppertiem!!!
Fankies fur teh caerings!
al bundee kitteh skoord 4 touchdounz in one game
LOL! FTW!!!!
little cat in the backgrounds like once he catches it I GONNA POUNCE!!!
littel kitteh has tew wait sew he duznt get called for paws interfurrence!
LOL!!!!
Kitteh signulled fur faire catch.
lolz, yeh! hai can yall add meh as ur frends??
Invisible foul-to-be (only the goalie can touch the ball with his hands…)
I have the irresistible urge to plant my face in that belly and make motorboat noises.
Did that to Snowflake last night and got a headful of pointy ends
Snowflake has a low-snorgle threshold
either that or she was in zombie mode and was after my brains
snort, heh, pooor thing!
I wented owt wif a gurl lyk dat wunst.
“…once…” Funny, me too.
omg! me too! mai daddee did dat 2 meh when i wuz littl….oh gud tymez….
Am ai bloo nao?
yep! congrats!
fanks, princess mu! ai maed mai nawt-sekkund post, and two moar yesterdai. you are teh furst cheezpeep to say ohai to me.
ohai! sumtypes peeps be runnin in an out, sew wee dont always notice sumwun new rite awai.
welcum! glad yew culd come an plai!
gotta do sum werk before the boss-cat sees me!
dis nawt sekond, but nawt da last
* gifts Icanhasfockses ( Grate naem BTW ) wiff an alabastur necklace studded wiff emeralds*
o noes!
ohai ICHF!
ackshully I is runnin out rite now too…
time to leave “werk”
don’t be shy, just jump rite in!
*gives ICHF a cheezland snoglobe for welcome gifty*
ohai, icanhasfockses! fanks fer frending mii! ai wuzn’t awn last nite wen yew comminted, and wen ai saw it tewdai, ai wuz gonna sai ohai, but rite then peetsa arribed at mai howse!! *nomnomnom yummy peetsa* wuld yew liek sum? haz mushruums and pepperonis. welcum tew cheezland!
HI ichf i kinda noob aroun herz tu. iz mostest wunnerful place..butt(hee hee) beez karfulz it can bii adikting
Ohai ebberyone! and fanks for teh gifses! * admires purty necklace * mmm, peetsa NOM NOM NOM
Ohai! Welkom tu cheezland! Sumtiems posts get nawt notissed much, if a nu lol koms up ryte aftur, oar if iz hai interfeeruns frum RL (sins iz a nu lol, ai nawt shur if yu eben will seeing tihs!) but iz nawt caus yu nawt importint! jump ryte intu teh madniss an yu will haz cowurkers, famblee, an/oar classmaets luking stranjlee at yu in no tiem when yu start laffing at fings yu just nawt gunna be abul tu eggsplayn!
Tihs iz teh moast wunnermus plaes in awl teh whirld!
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hai icanhasfockses! i made yoo a (layt) happee burfday up above!!
ohai, Icanhasfockses!! welkom to cheezland!!
iz da tim tebow kitteh
**comes in, stawmpin paws an luukin grumpee**
Ware teh bartender? I needz drink.
*poors a shot*
Fanks, Mu.
Plz to be leevin teh bottlol.
dat red head iz atit agin!! yuz wantz tekillya orz scotch
Tekillya, plz.
awww u hurtid mai feelinz
hao about a Scotch to listin to ur story of wai u is grumpee?
heer hab da bottle, i not trust mad red heed wif mine hand tu close
Nawt-so-invizibl tai-chi?
ai haz been obercomed wif teh beeyootimous gifties & well-coming. fangks ebberyone, ai haz to go nao, butt (hee hee) ai wil be bak. Oooh – ai haz a abatar! bai for nao
omg, it’s a living kitteh heisman trophy!
Dis kitteh is nawt axually playin footsbawk, jest pwactissin the poses for his bubblol gum card photo.
Welcome back to ABC’s coverage of the Kitteh Pro Bowl. Fuzzy McLennan made this catch for the NFC– and was promptly flattened by the AFC’s Snuggles Reiner, seen hiding out in the grass nearby. A hard hit, but legal. Fuzzy was taken off the field and nommed two cheezburgers. Snuggles was on the way to his second MVP award in three years.
FTW!!!!!!!! D.R. U am teh clevur!
@@@@@@!!!!
*pats DR on teh nose*
boop!
Thanks
An teh kitteh makes a Hayl Meowy Pass!
Gud wun, doctorcat!
Looka me! I’z Santonio Holmz!
GMTA!
More likez invisibile fanz in the back ground
o hai D.R!
can u be my friendz?
-new cheezpeep
And kitteh gets hammered by the dog as the dog goes for a full-force helmet-to-helmet hit! Kitteh’s down…and he’s not getting back up. Call the paramedics, we got yet another player hurt very badly.
Only Americans need helmets with their football, or American Football as the rest of world calls it!
I’d really like to see Aussie rules football played here in the States for a change, or at least start seeing the kinds of hits common in Aussie rules being encouraged more at both the NCAA and NFL levels.
Teh kitteh in teh bakround is kyoot.
Better than Brett Fav-ra
Iz got it! Iz got it!!!