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The expression on Edith’s face causes Frank to wonder what important gift-giving occasion he’d forgotten THIS time.
Don’t let dis happen 2 u! Maek sur 2 send ur Valentine sum lurv with a Valentine’s Bunway ecard!
oar iz she still mad at u 4 dis?
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Cheezburger Network Blog
U shuddint be sew furrrrrgetful!
Congrats NS – a solo nawt sekund! Drinkies and dansis?
Sumfin dat will relax meh wud be teh niec. Ai haz a knot in mah shoulder dat izzint goin away.
In honor uv teh knot, mebbe we kin play Twister insted uv dansin!
wow nightshayde! ai praise yer fast fingers!
Twuz luck, aifinkso. Stoopy werk keeps distraktin meh — ai wuz abowt to stand up to go do sumfin wen ai seed teh tiem on teh skreen.
…
Nao ai gotta go giv paypurs to pplz — brb.
nooooo paypurs baaaad. no werk, jes play
Congratumalayshuns own teh tawp spot ,Nightshayde
Whut wud yoo like for teh sillybraytin?
Well – a massaj wud be lubberlee. Mebbe rshb will lend me Lucky fur a kuppul howrs. Nuffin nawtee — rillee jus a massaj!
Yeah.ryte.
.
I beleeb yoo….*runs orf laffinanlaffin*….
Beige … aifink ai’ll paynt teh seeling beige.
Lookowt for teh Cobwebs…………..
Wen ai wuz in mah twenniez, ai wud haz wanted Lucky fur nefarious purrrrposes. Nao dat aiz an old married laydee, teh massaj wud be wut ai wuz aftur. Ai haz a huzbin fur dat nefarious stuff — himz nawt sew grate akshullee at teh massaj fing tho.
Uv coars, ai can nawt *rillee* complain. Himz a bery gud huzbin an ai lurves him wif awl mah hart. ♥
Wayle, I no ware neer teh twennies, but I STILL wants Lucky foar nefarious purrposez.
If ai diddint haz mah wunnermus huzbin, ai mite.
I nawt has huzbin, boifren, oar enny prospecks.
Lucky iz awl I gots rite nao.
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o ai haz a sad fur u! ai hoap plennee uf prospekts showupwifaquikness furr u!
*showts lowdlee outta teh doar*
We can haz boifren furr rhsb nao?
*looks hoapful*
mebbee taht halp?
Fanks, ICHC.
I dunno if dat halp oar nawt.
Mebbe dey awl waytin till I’m offishulee singlol? **shrugs**
like deh guy at work?
U iz purty and funneh
deh guy who has U
is deh luckeh one
I fink so
Awww, 2_k! U is sew nyse to say dat!
I dunno ifn I wanna go owt wif teh werk gui. I iz seein sum red flags an nawt shure if iz jes me bein sooper-sensitib oar teh red flags iz reel, KWIM?
ifinkso if tehy r bothrin u a lot, is real.
ignorin ur gut in stink, itz not a gud idea!
*awl teh ponderz frum teh uvver thred wander in*
Ohai nightshayde! Hurrai and conga rats’ shoolacez awn ur beeing teh nawt-sekund!
*claps floofiepawz tugedder*
*jentlee grabs icanhazcoffee’s paws*
*dans dans dans arownd teh room*
…
It givs meh such happitayl wen pplz dat iz gnu to ICHC joins in wif awl teh fun! Yew fitz in heer bery well!!!
fang q berry mush *blushes*
*dans dans dans arownd wif nightshayde*
ai hab fownd sooooo manee nyc frenz heer!
{{{{{{{{{nu cheezfrens}}}}}}}}}
Conga Ratz. U want teh massaj (wifout teh pointee enz) fur Ur Knawt?
kittehs can’t dew ‘happy paws’ wifout teh pointee ends!
Gud fing Ai nawt the kitteh den izzunt it. Wii ratz is gud foar sumfings
I kin sine up foar dis after NS?
I gots knawts eberyware!
**finks** Hmmm….mebbe I shud luuk in2 gettin profeshunal massadj wif munnies.
Ai haz a purrrrfeshunul massaj last munf — nawt sekkund tiem in a bery long tiem. It wuz full uv win an awsum!!!
It sownz nyse, but I nawt shure abowt undressin in front of sumwun I nawt kno. I iz bashful dat way.
ohai rhsb!! bery glad tu cii u maded itz homez an not gotz yur blumerz bloowed off
**luuks down**
Uh-oh!
maibe yuz findz dem next county ober
Dey prolly in Birginia by nao!
ai haz a nephew in birjinya, yawant ai ask him tu luk?
I thot I feelded a draft!
**pulls t-shirt down an runsawaywifakwikness**
i thinked i wuz gonna end up in birginia tudayz
Yew mite nawt be undressin in frunt uf him/hur. She lef teh ruum wile ai undressed & laid down wif towels ober meh. Ai wuz neber uncuvurd — dere wuz nuffin eben vaguely creepy or unsettling abowt it.
an yew can just get a showlder/neck massage. ai nervus tew, so ai always got tew the girl-massage-person
*Hint* it’s Balentynez dai
whadidheefurgit? tickets to the ballet?
Younger kittehs don’t eben no about Ballentyne’s Beer.
Eben tho Im old enuff to remember teh beer, I dint no there wuz a speshul day for it.
Teh ex tolded me teh spshul beer holdiay wz neggst munf, on teh sebenteenf.
Nawt dis munf, on teh 4teenf.
Dat’s wen teh beer goze green – den teh peepl ho haz drinked 2 mutch go teh saem culler!
*wispurrs* an owr annibersaree!
Men!!!
they nebber lern, dew tehy?
Mai huzbing wuz gud at `memberin fingz – him eben got flourz sended 2 me wen him wuz in teh horspiddul awn ower weddin anniberseree.
Oh Annipuss, Dats lubberlee
Him was a good ‘un , aifinkso.
He had hims momints!
my dad wunse sent my mom a beutimus bowkai for v-day. when it showed up at their werk, teh other guys complained that my dad was makin them luk bad
aww dats so sweet!
hubcat has neber forgottid a birfdai or annibersary
I on deh other hand forgot himz birfdai the last time we moved
**looks sheepish**
two_kittehs, yu has gotted a good hubsan, aifinkso. Smart, good heart, and handsum, too….
yes I finkso, and we iz deh best of frenz
we canz be open an honest wid each others
aifinkso tahts teh onlee wunz tu keep – ai haz wun tu anai wudden trayd him fur aneefing!
Teh men trayningz – u did it ryt!
nope. *sigh*
Begins putting hinful notes and reminders ebreewhere.
Maybe he’ll bemember tihs yeer????
brite neon cullerd poastit noets awl ober teh playc!
Ifinkso a cupple a dem stikked rite awn hims glasses cud werk?….
*rummij..rummij..russtle russtle..in stayshunary box..*
*Ah HA! Fownd sum*
rites in BIIG letters…14f ov Feb is Valoluntines dai …
Stiks dem awn Mr T.M’s glassiz….
fink dat will werk?
Iffit duzzint, we kin awl narrow owr eyez at him. We just hasta maek shur dere iz plenny uv wrinklol creem to go ‘rownd.
Uh ohs he forgotted birfdae
or dere annibersary?
an he gabe her a fruit juicer for Christmas
he is in the purgatory nowz
hurree, werrz da florists number!
Florrist nawt cut it dis tiem. Cawl Jarrod!!
Nawt has to be egg-spensib prezzie.
Jes gotta be creatib an thotful.
eggsactly!
yesh, butt then ai has tew be creatib an thotful.
for certin fings hubbeh is very picky, sew ai always wurree bout gettin the wrong thing
I usually gibs deh hubbeh clothes usually
himz hates shawping or buys deh copies of fings
he already has
yew shuld know how yew messed up! I shuldn’t have to tell yew!
there is no tellin’ Frank-me-lad. However, no matter what, it’s yer fault.
Troo dat
Ohai, Dan!
Did yoo gets enny wind damidj last nite? Iz heer today. Pleh.
Dan! Mu and I are opening a restaurant in Cheezland. Wud yoo be our techie d00d? Fer teh live (depending on the “talent”) entertainment?
Ai can wurk in teh piano bar? Ai can tender bar oar plai teh pianos.
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Its nine oclock on a caturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Theres an old cat sitting next to me
Makin love to his tonic and gin
He says, son, can you play me a memory?
Im not really sure how it goes
But its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger Toms furs…
ya butt u hassa wear wunna tehm Humphrey Bogart type hats – du they make them in ratsyz, ai wunner?
NAwt teh prblum. Ai haz wun of dem, adn teh elmur fudd hatz fur teh holloweens.
Cents yu hab chewsing my sugjestshun fur yyur fyne
esstab(de)lishment….Kin ai bii habbin da nawt sekkond membership tu da privat VIKitteh room? Ai haz elebenty munnies nad aiz nawt askeerd tu spend dem.
Hmmm….VIKitteh room cud bii cawd 6K. I kin sii awl da beeyouteemous kittehs linnin up tu git insied da velvet ropes.
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“Duz yu hab a purrsonal invitee frum da Maus or da Princess???No? Ai diddn finkso. Bubbie!”
Ai wantz tu knoes Frank.
Whut U duz tu Archie?
Whai iz him nawt wif Edif?
Ve haz vays tu maek U tawk!
ah finally… i waz gonna ask wut abt archie but i figgerd mebbe sum of u were 2 yung to no abt dat show.
Just to be shur, Frank — mebbe yew shud giv hur a gift ebbree day!
Birthday, Valentines Day, Wedding Anniversary, Arbor Day…
I’ve missed them all at least once…
soe u hab seen dis luk lawtsa tymz…
adn hao can u be furgettin teh Arbor Dai?!?!???!?
Arbor Day? Sheesh… I dunno… I dinna fink it wuz onna list… Yeah… dats my excuse…
…tsk tsk tsk…
Arbor Day? Ai wud haz sended a card, but dat wud kill a tree!
Unlessen it wur maed frum teh recycloled paprz…
Ohai, NS!
I thot of u teh uther day! I gotted Happitayle Meel from McD’z an teh toy wuz purplol fairee Hello Kitteh watch!
WANT!!!!
I send it to u ifn u want, but unless u gots teenee tinee wrist, it nawt gonna fit.
*gigglol* Mah liddul gurl wud jus tayke it frum meh ennywaiz. Uv coars, we kin go to McD’z — datz mah gurl’s favrit restaurant.
I can has a teenee tinee wrist can I has it can I has it?
Emayo me ur address an I send it to yoo.
mine hooman adolescent gibed mii a hello kitty watch frum da avonz a few yearz ago fur mudderz dayz. it iz purdy wif spakleez aroun da fase. iz mine faborite
U bedder make up foar it BEEG TYEM awl Valentine’s Day!
If nawt, u be sleepin wif goggie foar a whiel.
oar teh fishiez
she will gibz him deh cement shooz
rhsb I opuned a bottul of champane fur Uz on deh last thred
Fanks, 2_k!
Now, wii gotta figger owt wut to do wif teh munnies.
**hassa ponder**
ther wuz lawtsa pondrz awn teh last thred…speshlee cloas tu teh bawtum…
splurge on somfing, whut does U like?
shooz
bags
clothes
books
pyooters
musik systems?
and save deh rest…
Ackshulee, deres a ring I want but nawt kin fynd it. Iz nawt alot of munnies, ethur.
I saw a silver lotus flower ring wif a tinee garnet (my birfstone)in teh middlol, but it nawt came in my size.
I lyk teh symblolizm of teh lotus flower.
dat sounds purty!
has U tried looking for it online?
Blue Nile is a good site for buying deh jewelries
I orijinalee fownded it online, but dey nawt has my size.
Has nawt had tyem to luuk much latelee.
red, ai just reedded yer nownsmint on teh last thred
(pleh werk always gets in teh way!)
ai has happitayle fer yew!!!
*dans dans dans*
Fanks, gammacat!
Yeh, pleh werk. It innerfeers wif my innertoob tyem.
Hey Red! Mu and I are opening a restaurant in Cheezland. You wanna play wif us? Or you can just tell me whut you likes to eat. I is lukkin fer idears…
Wayle, ifn u openin a restaurant in Cheezland, u gotta has fuds wif lots of cheez!
I has been cravin a white peetsa. U kno hao to make dat?
Oh yesh! Thin Napoli (New York-style thin crust), with roasted garlic and real shaved Parmesan (not the powdered crap) cheese. Optional Prosciutto or Parma ham. Maybe some black olives. Hmmmmm?
And a Caesar salad? Home-made croutons? Home-made dressing? Hmmm.
I can plai 2s
I can make elebenty fings wid shrimp
U can alsew has capers on that peetsa? Or maybe arty chokes?
oar bof?
eben bettur!
Alsew, maybe one wif chikkin-applol sausidge, caramel eyezd onions, sun dryed tomatoes and spinich?
I ’spects you to bees our bartender and miss tress o’ ceromoanees. Reports to werks nawt-secund fing twomorrow…
mistress o’…..
hmm.. duz I get a whip?
If you think it will help business…
well, hoo can say?
diffrent strokes for diffrent folks.
and that’s not just a saying, itz a calling….
u can havz da silver ringz sized
What is rong wif sleeping wif teh goggies. Ai sleeps wif dem awl teh tyme.
Yabbut, ur a rat.
Kittehs nawt lyk sleepin wif goggies, speshulee inna GOGGIE HOWSE!
I has kweshtun: Wut if dey NAWT TAYLE U wen teh speshul day iz?
Iz u still responsiblol foar aknowlidjin it, oar nawt?
wel, yesss, ob coars! u awlwayz hassa jus knoe dese fingz!
ohh i nowz dat lukz i hab hadz dat luk
all wimmin are born nowing dat luk!
wy da menz no getz it? mine hubbie sayz if’n u’z wantz dat goez n get’z it. wiffin reeson ob courze i not want tu bye’z mine own presentz
dis conbersashon bee gudz lessonz fur da menz in cheezwurld fur da RL
Mien hubcat duz da saem fing. Aib lernded tu tawk abowt fings ai lieks. Da $$$$ da fing – da longer tu bii tawkin abowt it. Ai started tawkin bowt mai 40th birfdae prezzie 3 yeers eerlee.
hia
poor edith..
True story….one yeer mai ex husbin come home from work on Valentine day. He has plastic grocery bag from drug store in his hand. He gib me da bag, an wen I look in bag der is hart shape box of candy, an a toilet brush. Dis onlee one reeson him my ex now!!
lol
*snerk*
i wud radder hab nuthin. kaus now he expectin yuz tu use yur bery thotfull prezent
he cudda atleest put tehm in a nyce pritty bag…
didja frow teh terlet brush at him?
or ebben a separate bagz so da candi not smell like da toilet brush
ai dunnoe, ai mite hab still frowed teh toylit brush at him…
Oar teh card dat sed teh gnu toilyt brush waz fur your gnu bafroom.
Sorry is late gettin bak…I had big job innerview today bout an hour from home, den I tryin to get dinners done now! I finks dat wat I wanted to do wif toilet brush would make ex husbin look forward to da proctology appointments!!
ohai kk4! how did teh innerview go?
Mai dadcat gabe mai momcat teh plungur wun yeer foar hurz birdai…iz gud fing she saw teh card dat sed teh plunger camed wif teh nuu bafroom. Oar mai dadcat wuld haz a borked plunger adn a borked hed.
hmnmmm….izzit christmuss? no…..eesturr? hmmm….wut mite ai hab misseded?
*skritches hed in thot*
Lurn dis while yu young man…always have a calendar!! Write on der all da important dates!! Wen yu gets new calendar….copy dem dates down!!!!!!! This small effort will make yur life so much easier!
gud ideyes for teh yung wimmin tew! ai almost forgot teh ‘rents annibersary this year!
I has new improved husbin…kinda sorta!! We bof forgets anniversary and stuff, I don care, he don care, is a good match!! I rather get nuffin den anudder toilet brush!! Btw…ex was plumbing contractor!!
oh waet! ai furgotteded! valenteenz dai iz commink upp! ai has tew git sumpfink fur mai gf!!
hmmm…lukkz at kalendurr…
howlee carpett! Ubuntu 9.04 iz commink owt in aprill!!
uhh…*lukkz thru rest ob kalendurr*
I dun ebben hab mai own burfdai in dere………heh…..
mai geekiness…lemme sho yoo it….
Gotta go halp cuuk dinner.
BBL.
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldnt get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream
*BUAH* I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?!!? Dis coffe not good!
i must goz nowz and make da adalesent hooman du da hoomzwurkz and pak himz fur hiz 3 day field tripz witch i had a BIG nerbisnus about
gud luk wif teh hoemwerkz! u need tu borroe mai whip adn chair adn purrtektiv soot?
hoo iz stupid enuf to giv sum1 a toilet brush fur valntines de
So, sinse wii iz onna subjeck, I wanna kno sumfin:
How romantikklol iz teh mens of Cheezland?
Come awn guies, brag awn urself!
Teh Cheezmens nawt romantikklol? *sad powty fayse*
I tell u a storee abowt wen stbx wuz still nyse:
Wii wuz stuk in Knoxville, TN durin teh 1994 Ice Storm. Could get around town but teh mountain at teh KY/TN border wuz closed.
Wun nite, I wuz cravin choklit – BAD. Dere wuz O’Charley’s akross parkin lot from hotel. Den-boifren WALKED akross parkin lot cubbered in ice, in negative-degree temps, at 11 at nite, to get me choklit dessert!
Ai nawt can du that. It ruins teh majik if U bragz awn urself. Iz mush beddur tu haz teh GF tu brag foar U.
Ai will sai nun uf dem maed me sleep wif teh goggies.
Butt, hao wii gonna swoon ober y’all ifn u nawt tell sumfin?
Well.
Aftur mai nephew got aowt uf teh hospitlol when him was borned(wuz teh 23 week premie). Ai gotted mai sistur adn hur huzbind teh night in teh hotel, the babysittur(wuz a nursee frum teh neonatal unit), adn teh limo tu taek dem tu teh hotel.
Wuz nawt teh ballintines dai, but dem needed teh break.
nao u dun went an dunnit, rhsb – lyk teh menz ebber needs tu haz an xcuce tu brag…
(sowee, male cheezfrenz, butt u knoe hao u gets sumtimz)
*wisperz*
ai hassa teez tehm…
*smylz adn batts pritty aie lashiz at mayl cheezfrenz*
Hmm, dere haz tew bee an holidaze todai…
Purrhaps is:
Arbor Dai…
Birfday…
Catmas…
D…
wat kindz kitteh iz on da lefd? i haz da saem, he fat 2
Teh luk wut killeded teh kitteh…
Ai gotted that luk wunce from my wief…
OH MY GOD the beige kitty looks exactly like my kitty!!! and when i got my kitty she had 2 other siblings and one looked just like her… I wonder if this is the mystery kitteehhh… look!!! http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/mandiemarlane/whidekitty.jpg
The beige kitty is my boy Rocky (and he’s not happy that I keep calling him Edith!). You’re right … they look like they were separated at birth. He was adopted from an animal rescue group – we think he’s half Siamese and half tabby. He’s also a polydactyl – he has extra toes on his front paws. You can see more pictures of him here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/glendacherry/sets/72157610529399167/