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Conga rats, calicocoa! Wud u like a drink and mabbeh a littlol dans? We cud caper and prance a bit – it be bery cold here and windee and ai needs to get warm. Hawt chocklit 4 u? Wif sumfink eggstra added? *offurs tray of sordid liqueurs for dat eggstra*
Doan know wut caper iz, but
~prances and dances, and vixes tew keep warm tonight~
*prance prance prance*
*dance dance dance*
*vix vix vix*
OK, I admit, dat last part ai made up.
Butt iz freekin’ cold tonight.
Caper = sumpfin u cna eat. hee hee. Butt (tee hee, ai said butt) it cud be a litlol liek scamper or trot (liek a hors, nawt liek habin teh dijestib trubl – haha)
Hmmm…
Tries to caper…
♫ La La La ♫
littlol flower bud dans nawt sew gud for the machismo, akshully.
yursh. akshually is teh cuming frum teh lattinn wurd furr goat, aifinkso.
Goatse?!?
DO NAWT WANT! ELEBENTY!!1!
ohai nc66. ai lurvs teh vix uzinged azzza vurb. nais crissmus aftrrthawt…
Awwww shucks.
~dashes intu (warm) corner wif an embarrassed~
it aint cold here we iz cooking over here and itz rainin :S we got really huumid weather at da momint
Braggart!
*shiver*
Oh luk. Purty snowflakes. ‘cept its SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!
we duzzent get sno here you iz lucky
i iz jealous
Dats jes it. We nawt SUPPOSED tew git sno.
Dats wut mountains iz fur.
~tosses anudder log awn teh fire~
*teeth chattering*
ok i is goin tew stak sum zzs i wil se yew awl later an i hopez it getz warmer fur yew nativeca66
*Upfi crawls in wif hur littlol geek hat on*
Merriam-Webster sez:
to caper: to leap or prance about in a playful manner
Iz a gud wurd, is dis! Mabbeh moar used in TTI, but ai knewed it.
*capers off stayge*
Ai like it!
~adds tew dance repertoire~
Now dew vix (azza verb)
*Upfi tries to vix, gets hur feelers in a tanglol and topples over*
Oops! Ai ment to do dat. Yes, dat’s it.
teh benanner fone song maeks ME wants to CAPER!
ooooooohhhhhh!!! teh sordid likquoers! mai fayvrit! furr tunait, ai’z finking mebbeh sum kuhl00ah in teh hawt choklit? oar summa teh oranj (nawt poyzin!) grandie mariner? ai bringz teh soopurr jynormpuss trey wiht teh licqeurr-filld chawklt trufflolz. helping yrselvz, ebbrywan — ai gotsta sackink owt sune…
Got a REEL buttr skotch? or buttr rum? tee hee
Ennyfink u wants, Karen, ennyfing. *jinglols multiplol bottlol*
U can also has teh Baileys and teh amaretto and teh limoncello.
da, da, da, da, da … DA
Conga Ratz for ur nawt seckund!! Ai cud using kompanee 4 a cup ob coffee, wanna kum along??
Curse yew Larry!
ding ding ding –
Conga rat shue layces! Ai fink ail joyn u awl in de hot drinkies… its about -10 celcius (about 10 farenheit aifink…) heer – but a pretteh sunneh day!
speekin ob bananafones… we habbent seen hims heer foar a whyle?
*looking at may red labalamp da I wun froam da bananafoan…*
Ai’m beginning tew fink ai’ll neber git uh Cheryl Teegs poaster tew go along wif mai Fararah poaster.
lol! I canut stawp watchin tihs vid!
NOM NOM NOM!
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I know what you have to do to be first! You have to come to this site at 3am, Pacific time!
Dear Bill, you may have got the ocean timing right, but still it is not a good idea to use the “F” word on this site. First of all, maybe you’re wrong after all and then you look a bit stupid, and second, the people here prefer a funny comment on the LOL. So welcome and please try again to be nawt-sekkund, as the correct term is, but come up wif sumfink we can laff at, k? Den we will gibs u drinks and danses and sillybrashuns. Kthxbai.
I think it was a funny comment, in a meta-humor kind of a way. I was making fun of the people who post “first” comments.
Damn you, calicocoa! You just ruined my day… And as far as I can tell, your comment doesn’t even make any sense. What is wrong with you?
♫ Yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today.♫
oooooooooooooooooooooooollllllddddd song (Spike Jones?? aifinksew)
ummm, fankyew, bill — duz ai knowz yew?
*whispers* ai hoep himz nawt oen ob dem “t” fingies.
*wispurrs bak* yersh. eether him habing teh teezing oar teh angrees. ai fiendink mai anti-”t” geere — ai gots lotsa settz. awl sizez adn kullurz. wii awl beink purrtecktid frum teh t*r* — oooh, nawt can saying taht wurd…
Is onlee gud wen wii waer teh T mask. Atleest wii cna taek it awf adn b normal (wel, relitiblee normal) agin.
NPT!!!
As u say, nativeca66! Dey be onlee tawking amung demselves. Dere’s German poppyseed crumble cake in teh kitchen, iffn u wants.
Anee kinda poppyseed caek is teh WIN! Ai can haz peez 2 taek 2 wurk wif me? :-p
*I thought we could do sticking tongue out … or I would have done it with a “9″ so it looked like licking my lips “wif a hongree.” *
*Upfi tries*
9
Like dis? See mai littlol nose? and mai tung awl curled up?
Oh noes! It made an EEEK. Ai tries again.
=:o9
Dis time mai hairs be standing on end.
Nope. Ai gibs up.
*crawls off to get back to wurk*
C U guise!
Try : razz : awl scrunched up.
Ai furgotted about
Ai nebber use him. Mabbeh shud, he’s funny.
um, NC66? Wutz NPT? Maybe iz jest too errly fer my hed to werk but de onliest fing I can fink up is “National Pipe Thread” this howebber is nawt a plumbing site so I doubt dats it.
Taek a luk at Cween’s halp paijis – u wull fynd it dere.
Oh hai Judson, pls to seeing deh
cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/acronymz/
Ai see there izza boycott awn refresh buttonz today.
~shakes hed~
’tis uh shame.
Oar mehbee dats my bad.
Izza hyperlinkee affur awl.
Yep! WP beastt eated the linkee!
At wunce it wuz there. Nao iz gone.
~tosses office paper at WP monster~
*Psssst* datz y i posted wif owt deh halpful dubbyaz…. wp b nomming dem latellee… eben wifowt deh aitch tee tee peez.
dunno y. just wp being wp i guess. *shrug*
Az awlways, mai leej, yew awr smarter
than this humble fart smeller.
Strike dat & reverse it.
POPPIES!
~wanders awf tew teh the kitchen~
Gud fing ai jes passed mai annual screening.
#Dieser Kuchen ist gut#
Nativeca66 speaks JERMUN!!!! Ruh-roh. Möchtest du noch ein Stück?
NC66 IZ Jermun. Fot yew new dat.
…and yes ai wuld berry mush.
Well…Half N-E-way.
No, ai din’t noes. Sawry. Schmoos to the Jermun half and schmoos to teh ovver half (la media naranja?). And hear’s ur cayke. *hands Nativeca66 a big plate wif Mohnstreuselkuchen.
Erm.
The “beddur” half iz Engrish (read British)
Akshully. Nawt Spanish.
But fanky fur teh Poppy Streusel Cake.
Fank u! Mai ink wiring mind wonted to noes. U is most welkum 4 caykes and cawfee enny tyme. Has u ever bin to Jurmanee?
Nawt yet, but ai vowed to bizit wifin the next free years.
Wisconsin tew, where mai fraternal root iz.
I hazza Army buddy…hims wuz in teh Army…wut tells meh awl ’bout it. I hazza jellus.
It was a case of me having a tongue-in-cheek teezing. Sry, mai lolspeek iz not vari gut. Meybe, iy shud tri rushian lolspeek.
Ya krasivaya koshka.
No, it doesn’t work, as the language that uses English letters to type in Russian doesn’t have any spelling rules that could be broken.
Lolspeak doesn’t have to be gud. It doesn’t even have to be lolspeak! Did u write “I’m a beautiful cat” in Rushun? Ai wunders.
Мне говорят на многих языках
John Cleese haz gawt nuffin awn meh.
What dew yew fink Wanda?
Wanda sez ‘Glub’
Duz herz know where teh key iz?
She onlee towld K-K-K-Ken.
Yes, that’s what I wrote.
No, I don’t think you know me. But at least now I know what your joke was about, and I admit it was a good one.
hehe dun woree iz dont getz half diz stuff either iz nawt been around lawng enuff but wif sum explaynin i getz it eventualle
just know yew iz nawt aloe hehe
NZ, awr yew gunna introduce us tew yor new fwen?
Hey Bill. Awr yew new tew chezzland? If sew, welcome!
*cheezland
I am a long time visitor, first time poster.
ohai Bill, itz gud u cud congradulate calicocoa aftur alls.
hopefullee u will not be sew harsh in teh future judgin commints u don’t unnerstand. Just axe, and somewun will xplain.
plz to play nice, kthxbai!
Orange ya glad its a banana
{{{{rodney_dill}}}}
Lemonee me see …
*hums a tune by LCB*
*knock, knock* — tee hee hee.
Ai uzd 2 tel dat jok alla tiem.
♫ Hooz there ♫
Banama
♪ Banama who? ♪
Banama Banama
.
knock, knock.
Wunce again…
♫ Hooz there ♫
Oranj
♪ Oranj who? ♪
Oranj u glad ai nawt saying “Banama” agin?
.
runsawaifasslaffingwyldodjingingingfliingshooz
~chases karen and swipes at her back pawz~
Awr does shooz in teh sky?
Wuts happin’ here?
~reconsiders chasing cobbler kitteh~
One paw, two paw, three paw, ANSWER IT ALREADY!
Oh dat jus luks RONG.
Jellus much?
Affur awl, potassium iz gud foar electrolyte balance.
Kiep dem kitteh hartz beeting!
Potassium schmotassium.
Kitteh’s hartz beet best wen birdies owtside windows.
*cackle cackle*
*M-M-M-Mow?*
Ob corz, wut wuz ai finkin??
whut abowt mauses kittehs liek dem too
u must taek a lot uf things da rong way if u finks dat luks rong
after great succes of “cat eating a cracker” video we have another blockbuster “two cats eating a banana”
am I the only one who finds nothing interesting in these? Sure there are cats in it but is this really so amazing?
no but it is the lack of amazing ‘ness’ and spontanaity of these things that make the pictures and the movies on here so sucessfully funny
also the music plays a huge part in it without the music this clip could well be as bland as you make it out to be
mebbeh u needz tew luk beyond da pikshor and mebbe listen tew da msic its pretty funneh, mebbeh nawt amazin but funneh
DAT HAS 2 BE TEH CUTEST TING I HAS SEEN IN WHILE. DAT KAT IZ CRAZY 4 BANANAS 2 BE HONEST I LIEK MICE AN KEBABS
30 seconds of my life.
I want it back.
*Hads Kinoko 30seconds*
Here u r. Dat’ll be elebenty dollars, pweeze. U may pay in cheezburgers.
Affur awl. Standard troll charges apply.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ LOL!
In all my yeerses wif kittehs, I hav NEBBER known one to touch a bananana wif a ten-foot pointy end, much less want to EATED one!!!! Hay…mebbe taht kitteh iz a t– iz a t– iz a *whispers* T-R-O-L-L. Sumbunny pull hiz rubber mask off, an let’s see!
*YOINK!*
~places mask on tablol~
Beddur nao?
*Dramatic music* See, I KNEW that wuz no Kitteh! Why, it’s– Oh, dangit, lookit teh tyme; I gotz tuh go tuh werk!!
Ai fink kitteh izza corporate spy fur Chiquita.
Hab uh wunnerful day at werk mrs_z!
Duz bananananz halp wif teh insomnia?
Ai guess NC iz takin’ anudder day orf wurk today.
*SHUCKS*
*snap*
hmm – ai uzulleh read sumfing reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelly boaring….
*luks true paypers on desk*
ai kan offers:
- manual for adobe captivate 4
- telephondirektory for Oslo – boaf wyte an yello payges
- biegg buk – infopat for .NETdeveluppers
Dat last wun shudd doo de trick – aifinkso!
Oh, yew doan noe meh berry well.
Jes coz ai doan hab mai propeller hat awn.
Ai izza beeg geek.
Doez titles keep meh up awl nite…er…day nao.
ok, ai admit, Olso directory nawt sew mush, but udderz iz stimulaytink.
Speshalee dat last wun.
akshully mai intu…yntu… gutt feelin toald me dat… butt (giglol) dats wat ay had!
*offur a sordid cookeng magazeens an – Ai noes – De kompleet Hamsun an Ibsen in norbegian!*
*dat shud send NC of to dreemlands emeedyatleh!*
Ha-ha-ha-ha! This little cute but kinda silly kitteh made my day!
For those hoo kannawt see teh vid: Is sumwun offering a banananana to kittehs. Teh furst few kittehs turns ther noses up, and then wun of teh kittehs (orinj, ifinkso) is awl – LIK LIK LIK NOM NOM NOM on teh banana. Awl teh whyie, teh song Banana phone is playing.
Hey, wher’s teh person hoo yooshully posts teh banana phone notes on owr LOLs? This wuld be perfekt for him/her, oh yesh.
Fur mahself, I has nawt had kittehs hoo lykes bananananas. *shrugs* But apparently ther is sum that duz! Orinj kitteh duz nawt fear yor froots, kthxbai!
Fanx for subtitling teh film! Ai often no can see u-toob at wurk, but dis wurked. Ai wuz wundering ab00t bananaphone, too – teh purrfeckt LOL and where is s/he?
*whispers*
Psst, upfi. Yooz uh web proxy at wurk.
Dis uh gud wun:
hidemyass.com
I wuz wondring that tu!
bananananananafone… where r u?
Ai haz a beeg wunder ’bout dat myself gremlin.
Where iz teh banananafone?
Az fur orinj kittehz…dey eat eberyfing…
bananas, black flies,
gushifuds, eben fronsh fries.
*nods hed* Yes, I had an orinj kitteh wunz. When I mayd fettuccine, mah Grem and I wuld eet teh mushrooms sawtayd in buttah together. Wuz teh fun. I wuld sneak wun for me, and then wun for teh kitteh, wun for me, wun for teh kitteh. Well, yoo mite guess in teh end ther wuzzint menny buttah-sawtayd mushrooms in teh pasta!
Mah noo kitteh Dexter noms on lots uv things. I kawt heem eeting teh liddel felt tayl off his floofy rattly toy maus over teh weekend. I notissed awl teh toy mices wuz lakking tayls, but figgered he just rippt them orf and hid them. Nao I noes teh awful trooth!
Cheez-peeps, advice plz: Duz yoo think I shuld remove teh maus tayls befoar giving him teh toys? Dexter duz nawt seem to be having enny prollem over this, but shorly it cannawt be gud for heem!!! Kthx!
aiv been habing smawl lemmingkaeks for deezurt – an may orinj kitteh Buster will litteralleh eet dem outta may hand eef he cud!
a kitteh eeting lemmings? ai diddont fink kittehs wud goa near seetrusses…
ohai gremlin, we can has Teh Tale of teh Missin Tales in my howse too! It hasn’t hurted any of my kittehs so far, so prolly won’t hurt ur Dexter either.
Altho Gummi has taken teh maus destruckshuns to a hole new level… sumtimes I wunder if she is eetin teh hole maus!
Ohai, glad to heer yor kittehs has nawt bin harmed by tayl-eeting. I has not yet notissed any signs uv distress (and teh tayls is felt, and very small). I finks wuld pass rite throo a kitteh. . . .
Dexter liks and liks teh maus, and noms and noms it. When teh maus is in bad shayp, I throws it away. I also wurries abowt him eeting teh hole thing! Especially teh smaller myces.
When he dunks it in himz water bowl, it mayks it eezier to brayk it apart and ruin it. So when I givs heem a maus to play with, we now tayks away teh water bowls till he’s dun.
Mebbe part raccoon? Dunkin teh toy maus in teh water. Hmm.
Yogi kitteh eats himz toy mices tayls as well and seems to be fine.
I has never seen him eating a tayl but most of the toy mices lose their
tayls aftah encounters with the boss kitteh and then himz loses
inturest in the taylless mice.
I has theory, mebbe real mice tayls is delishus and nootrishus if U iz a
kitteh and our kittehs is hard wired to go aftah deh tayls!
I often find the mice in the food bowl hmmm wonder what that means
Kittehs r teh stranj and wunderful rnt they?
I has never seen any of my kittehs put their mices in teh fuds or teh watters! However tehy (well one of em ennyway) puts teh dry fuds in teh waters.
.
Semi OT, but in teh nayborhud, I has an appalled sometiems at Gummi, who will lay down on teh littur in teh litturboks sometiems! Has u seen kittehs do that befores?
Yes, I has seen kittehs do this. Dexter lykes to lie down in teh fresh litter when itz brand noo and kleen. He also taykes his toys to play in teh litterbox sometimes – especially in the one litter box that has a kuvver over it (iz like playing hide and seek, I finkso).
With my furst kitteh, Grem, he only lay in teh litterbox when he wuz verreh sik or feelin poorly. He wuz gud kitteh hoo never went to bathroom except in teh litter box. I think he felt like being kloser to teh litter box ment he wuld be rite ther if he needed it.
Yoo kin tell if kitteh is just playing in litterbox and enjoying it (especially when kleen) vs. when they is nawt feelin gud and goes & hangs owt ther to be “sayf.”
I googled it and fownd this, which may be relevant to owr interests:
http://www.messybeast.com/caching-dunking.htm
that kwote from 1853 is sew funny!!
mai Unique alwais puts her toys in her wadder dish, and sumtymes in her fud dish. and mai Tira kitteh eets cantalope…
Ai haz bin feelins sum amni, amnisom, animostin – nawt nicee awnt dis lol 2dai..
Dat mush chaynge!!!
Ai jus spokee 2 mai brudda, he bin givan de awl cleer foar himz cancer, it nawt cum bac eva (hopefully…).
Noa, celebrashuns adn hapeenesses eberywhere!! (ecept in mai offis, ai haz 2 go meetin…)
Hooray for TheCatsMutha’s brudda! Hip hip hooray!
Glad fur teh gud nooz abowt yur brudda! {{TCM and TCM’s brudda}}
Hab a happytale day, TCM!
amnsom…animostin…nawt nice?!? Where?
Can’t halp but fink iz mai fault.
Ai bin tawkin’ awl mornin’.
and, iz nawt mai yooshewawl time.
I can has reality check?
.
At N-E-rate, {{{{{{{TCM’s brudda}}}}}}}
NC66, yew needz sum rest!! If’n yew be hangin wif teh cheezpeeps adn admiring teh snowflaeks at 3:00 a.m. Southern California, yew mus haz a tired!
I haz a jellus dough…wish ai’d been hangin wif teh cheezpeeps in teh midlol ub teh nite. Awl I wuz doin’ wuz sleepin.
Ai fink seh meant teh business wif teh Rushan lolspeaker, but ai can be wrong. CatsMutha, iffn u still dere, can u please cum and tell nativeca66 wot u meant and eeze his trubbled mind? Ai dont want him to habs anuvva sleepless nite.
Mebeh nawt a fair comment from me, I am quite new and do not understand all the whispers…
Sorry for not lolspeak, am actually having meeting in my office, but had to send this so n66 no feel bad.
xxxxxxxxxxx
what the hell? This isn’t what i came for!
Attenshun, attenshun! Standard NPT protocol to be followed at awl times. Wear ur CHRG (wdoi)! Wear ur protecktib gogglols. Sing LCB’s T song. Fank u.
om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Wowwww… so … funny. can’t stop laughing …
Ai lurves Bananaphone kittehs!
SPECIAL REQUEST TO CHEEZPEEPZ: Asking for prayers for a very special cat named PRINCESS and her family in Knoxville, TN. They are not on ICHC, but need prayers. THANK YOU.
I hope Princess is going to be alright!
Our cat LOVES bananas!!
what teh happenings? Is cant watching teh banana no morez..
LOLZ!! My cat does the same thing! must be an orange cat thing! we have to hide fruit when we bring it home, he will attack any back that smells like it has banana’s, strawberries, peaches, and apples in it!
Great, now I have that song stuck in my head!
Very informative article, thank you very much!
It made me roflemao! 5 cheezburgers owt of 5!