Beige…I think I’ll paint da ceiling beige…
i fink u shud go wif a pastel color.
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ohai ebil maus — conga ratz awn teh tawp ob teh brayd…
Congo-Rat-u-licious! Me likey.
that was a grate pic EM! i luved it sew mush i had it fur desktawp backround fur a lawng tyme
u kno EM ur brithur an eye r opening a restraunt, i hoep we has ur blessing
* hands EM a tray of salsa chicken turnovers and a bottle of ebil scotch*
Whut differentiates ebil scotch frum regular scotch,Mu ??
cyan peppar in the scotch
Who’s ebil?!
So… Mu… We need to figger stuff out for the new restaurant…
okeh! i ideas fur apitizurs an the bar, wut am ur thots? can wii call it NOM? i dew like that tew
Yes: NOM (upper case). Leeza wants to be the bartender. We shud has a very small regular menu, and many daily speshuls, dependin on what gus at the market that day.
Rassinfrassin… GUD at teh market.
yesh i agree. wanna start building it noa?
It shuld luk liek one uv dose trendy restaurants outside…all chrome wif a simple “NOM” on teh owtside.
Inside,dere will be fluffy playces to sit and ever-changing LOL’s should be displayed on screens awl ober teh playce.
Gud idear Eeck. Outside a little flashy, but comfy and quiet inside. Let’s start building. Who’s the general contractor in Cheezland?
we am!
*breaks grownd*
* begins “borrowing” shiny chrome for exterior *
Hey! Mebbe cweenmj can use her wand to build teh new restaurant!
OMG! grate idea! but shi posted awn da cryer daat shi am nawt availible today… but now we said hur naem she may appear!
*luks for fluffee seets to ‘borrow’*
will there be couches to sit an has appitizers and dwinks?
OK. I hasta go soon-ish. Do you want to think up some of the menu? How ’bout you think of a few appyteasers, and I’ll think of a few soups and sammies.
o yesh gamma cat!! fanks fur borrowing!
Yes, gamma. There will be lots of couches and comfy chairs in the bar. And a fireplace (or two) too, aifinkso.
Y’all? cin we continue dis wun space down? lets reply to theese komints frum where i say xceelint tawts eeik
* gesturs down thred wun komint*
okeh Maus! i will think an c u tomarro! hab a nyce nite
You also. This is FUN!
Don’t forget to watch Top Chef tonight!
Oh noes! I mist teh plannin meetin!
*cursez stoopy werks*
Wut about sweetpea’s idea, Cheez, where everybody noes ur nom?
*frets*
I needs to know wether to get a Shelly Long owtfit, or if I hasta ware teh blak and wite (formal duds) for teh modurn, or can I ware wot I wants?
Dat wud be teh Lederhosen.
Haow Bout special room wif blak lite posters on teh walls, Shaggy carpets lava lamps and teh like awl very 60′s. Mebby eben sun YNG’s in Go-go boots
Leeza: black slacks, black (or pastel pink or violet) collarless button-front shirt. Optional “house apron” (heavy unbleached cotton). You will be the centerpiece of the bar/tea room. I’m counting on you!
xceelint tawts EEk!
Ebil scotch has a beerd.
heheh! FTW!SMS!
EvilScotchAndMore(Evil?)Scotch…. mwahaha
@@@@@!
*rofl*
*getting funneh luks from cow-werkers*
As long as you let me eat there occasionally.
*Sniff*
Hmmmm. That smells good. I think I shall repair to a quiet corner and have a nosh…
* runs up and steels sum salsa turnovers *
* runsawaiwifaqwikness *
Thanks….byyyeeee !!
u meen a nom?
nosh, nom, it’s awl da saem …
adn awl yummee!
o noe! wer da ceelin goe?
I see teh rooom and Iz wantz to paynt it black.
Crrem ref!!! ohai MLC! u am newish?
* gifts MLC wiff a cute kitteh statue made ov jade wiff silvur eys an wiskurs
nono.. creem wuzs in teh wyte room (wif blak curtains).
oh yea
who wus that then?
rollin stonerz said “I see a red door an I wanna paynt it black”
*snerk*
hee sayd stonerz
*snerk*
when mai cubletz get old enuff to ask kweschuns, I dun want them knoin we did teh drugs, but there may not be any other way to explain the clothes we wore (or some of teh music, for that matter)
ainit teh troof!
adn moast ov teh muziks fur mee…
She goes runnin fur teh shelter ov her muvver’s liddlol halper…
I hazza cartoon on muh fylin cabinette ob a Middle aged fat guy waring a teeshirt sez “Been there Done that, Grounded muh kid fer trying it.”
Judson FTW! ROFLMAO! mee tu! mee tu! ai haz had teh groundedmaikid
fur stuffz ai didnawt get kawt at wen ai wus derr age
ai hazza ribbun magnit awn mai tulebox at werk (nextu manee uvver nawtee adn smartalik magnits) taht sez “Support secks drugs an rawknrowl” (in teh regler “English” nawt lolspeak)
*wispers* ai miss it…ai nawtwant teh layawff enee moar…ai duwant teh gowingbak suwn, kthx…eben thoe tehn ai nawt gettu bee heer neerazmuch…
wuz teh mikc adn teh stoanz, akshulee. dey wuz habing teh red rume…
Stonz refrenc! Yay! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
oh yea!
Hay! U! Get offa my clowd!
(nawt u, cheezfrens…. ai just hadded a stonz momint…)
dats anovur good one!
i alsew liek
“im sew hawt fur hur, im sew hawt fur hur, im sew hawt fur hur, an she’s sew kold! liek a tombstone…”
ower age – let us show u it
nao wer did ai put taht walker ai haz….
snikr
Wat a drag it iz gettin old.
Itz beddur den nawt gettin old, aifinkso.
Iz frum a Stone’s song…I doan fink we’z gettin old.
anai mustest sae conga rats’shu lacez awn leedin teh macramae!
iz frum 2001: A Space Odyssey!
WIN!!
cawl it shampayn
ai can haz teh shampayn tu?
poors a large flute of shampers fur ICHcoffe
you has walked into a shop… shampane! u has kum outta a shop… shampane!
fangq – aftr awl, its much too layt in teh dai heer fur cawfee wif teh caffeenz init…
tew late fur coffe? dats why CC made wine!
teh shampayn has teh tiklee bubblez, thoe
Iz a nyse peesful culler
a peasefull home is a happy wun, eben in tymes of chaos
Kaosss – ai haz it.
wif a beeg pixure uv meh rite inna middlol
yep! dat is da way ov the kitteh!
Layin bak an finkin ob ingland
GMTA!
Green Mountain Transit Agency?
it meenz “Great Minds Think Alike”, hunam.
Butt if yew purferr, it cud meen taht awlso azwell
or “Get My Tuna, Alright?”
or teh “Great Momcat Tickle Authority”
or “Gushyfuds Make Tinycat Awlhappee”
hahah!
tidmum ftw!
adn awlso ambercat fur teh gmta win!
Beige = Ingerlish fud ??????
Beige iz a culler – lite creemy broun. Ingerlish fud iz nawt beige – iz awl cullerz!
Sorre…ai ment iz Ingerlish fud cullered beige….
Ai thot ai herd a fud critic unce refer to Ingerlish fud as the “beige” uv teh fud werld.
Ai duz nawt agree wif that sentiment,tho….
** gets sum stewed eel and an order uv bangers & mash **
Aifink ebbriwun finks dat dere nashunz fud iz best an awl teh ress aer nawt gud kukks. Teh Ingerlish upinyun iz dat `Merican fud iz bland. Ai spoze u tend 2 liek wat u aer yoost 2!
I am nawt so shir, der Annie. I grew up on Terribul Amurkin foods an now I lubs almost annyfing except dat. The food I had in TTI wuz awl rilly gud, sumhow TTI has a reputashun fer bland and sawft food. Some ob us knows bedder.
Hahaha! That was my first thought, too.
Juss ly bak an fink ob Cheezland…!
dey bee awl happee fawts!
nutral but still difrent…
an wy nawt – CC lyks beige!
oar nawt…
*carreez sum uv teh ponderz up from teh bawtm of teh payj*
ai wunner… mebbee sum sparklee shinee paynts in sebral cullers?
well i finks it luks lak teh sissteen chappel-i juss hopes im not stuked lak tihs!
*cobwebs*…..
@@@@@@@!!!! tahts what i see when i luk up!
srsly! they grow wif out being noticd untill they am elebenty inches lawng!
Ai towld mai geeky bruvver dat Ai had a website b4 Ai eben had a PC. Him wuz shore dat wuzn’t possibul so Ai towld him it wuz teh corner dat Ai cudn’t reech 2 cleen!
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Beri punny! Well-dun! I tipz mai chap peau 2 u!
Ai still keeps som ob ours inna… reminds me ob de analog years… oohh – dots…
erhm… inna kawrnur… dat should be…
aifink ai musta splorted onda last lol wiffout noatissing…
mai lack ob voca… vawk… woards – let me show u!
and apparentlee aive awlso kept sum in my hedd…seing dat letturs an wurds be missing frum mah posts… kant eben blaym WP-monster fur dat!
Wen Ai ly in bed, Ai has taekun my contax lenses owt an carnt see enneefing, past teh end ob mai noes – taht’s mai eggskyoos, an Ai is stikking to it!
cobwebs FTW!
mee tu – awn teh seeling adn in mai hed *snerk*
Hao else cans u catch teh cobs wifowt a web?
corms!!1!!1!! yummeeeeee!!!!!1111!!!
beige wif da brown stripeez – beautimus
*haz collij flashback*
*panics*
sokai! taky deep breffs, deeeeep brefs….
bedderer nao?
Yah — nao aiz jus blushin.
{{{{{nightshayde}}}}} Itz awlryt – wee awl haz teh blushinz wen we fink uf summa teh stuffz inna passed…
no barsiment can happen heer. the
lak ov calories n da food set a precedint, u c.
i wunna pant teh celin wit kittehs.
ai nawt shur teh kittehs wud bee lykin that…
Ohhai! U maeking mai spittee on de puterskrean! Hahahahahahahaha! Gud one. Eye a grea dat de kittehs nawt lieking dat. *Waves floffy paw at icanhazcoffee*
*wayvz bak*
*grinz*
u mait wanna cleen taht up befoar it dryz…
*wypes puterskrean beri cayrefully. steps bakk nd skwints at skrean* Muchie betteh.
dat wun looks like a cheezburgr.
(teh cloud, I meen)… or maybe teh mold stain onna ceelin.
mowld? Do Nawt Want!
deer CC pleez let mommi bringz humez mine faborite gushifudz
a troo kitteh wish
This kitteh cleerly has michelangelic yearnings and cud come up with something reely ambitious in the way of ceiling painting, given the rite scaffolding and some good paw-paints. Better have a good big drop-cloth on the floor, though.
teh canvus kynd uv drawpcloff wud be teh bestest aifinkso. teh plastik wud be laycee reely quik…
U kno I’z stepin in dat, rite?
Here’s teh LOL
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/29/funny-pictures-im-walkin-in-dat-right/#comments
burfday fairy will hab teh trolz paynt it wif brite colurs an purty baloloons!! an wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evereewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! inklooding ManfredMom!! an if it iz yor burfday too, jump in an joyn teh party!! i haz bringed delishun fudjy burfday caeks, ise kreem, frootsytootsy party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags strayt frum teh Burfday Fairy Wundermus Burfday Goodies Facktoree an Trol Correkshunal Institooshun filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up like a disko ball wen tehy bownse, ittybitty watercolor sets wif ittybitty paynt-by-number kitteh pikshures to paynt, kandees, an puffy sparkly baloloon stikkers to dekorate evreefing wif!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
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Ohhai! Birfday fairy! Doz goodie bags r full of win! Fankees! Luk at awl de yummy nommy fuds 2! Nomnomnomnomnom! Fankees!
ohai princess of chaos! * gifts princess OC wiff bangles maed ov emeralds, rubies an dimonds*
oooo shinee fings!
*Gifts ICHcoffee wiff a gold circle tew ware fur a head band*
oooooh fang q berree mush!
*holdez owt jewelree encrusteded mirrer wif floofypaw, admirez self*
*tail curlz happilee*
OHHAI!!! Beautimous fings! Beri booful! Fankee, fankee fankee! *holds owt leg 2 c beautimous bangles* Oh, I liekee! Fankee fankee fankee!!
u am sew welkome! glad u liek them
Day dreaming kitteh is day dreaming
uv cheezburgerz!
and toona
Nd gushifuds!
an teh endlesssss supplie uv teh catnip
lolcat like teh masarge, recommendz!
pass me teh shnorgle shnorkel…Ai’m gowen en!
taht kitteh nekk needs pettin NAOW!
Tikol nekk. Tikol, tikol tikol! Puuuuurrrrr!
rub chin. rub rub rub! Puuuurrrrr!
den bite and quickly run awai
crazee kittehs is crazee
Y BEIGE.. WHY NOT BLUE… OR ANY COLOR THAT ISN’T BEIGE…
Itz teh punchline frum a joek. Datz y.
aifinkso u mebbee poekd a tee ar oh ell ell….8-O
Wuzzint tryin to poke – just tryin to splain. If ai wuz tryin to poke, ai wud haz sed sumfin rood.
okai, ai hadda werried…
what joke i never heard a joke where the punchline was ugly beige
*luks closely at kitteh fayce, seez dark spots and whiskurs*
Say, has yoo ever lookt at yor kitteh’s fayce and notissed that eech blak dot arownd teh nose has a whiskur growin owt uf it?
*has a ponder*
Ony ifn de whiskur r blakk…
yogeh kitteh has two symmetrikal blak dots on boff sides of himz noze
Souns pritty. U gotz picshures?
pictures is on mah profile which U can getz to if you click on mah bloo
name, Yogi is deh brown tabbeh kitteh
Yogi habbed de beautimous fayce!
thanks princess!
he is quite bossy too
he’s not beein bossy! he just actin lyke a gud purry&furry overlord!
yes and I ar honored to serve himz ebry need
Dexter has those too! Eech wun has a smawl whiskur growing owt uf it!
And teh kitteh in this pikshor has teh blak dots arownd teh nose – and whyt whiskers growin owt uf them! So duz mah Dexter. Blak dots, whyt whiskurs.
bettr ask ceiling cat if beige works for him/her holinessness….maybe cc likes blu liek sky… maybe kitteh contumplatin on ceiling cats wonders…
ah yess, berry impurrtent xinstentail ponderingz…
Wi r dere ayr? Where r mai cheezburgers?
y r teh hoominz soe stoopy? y nawt tehy bee smart lyk mee?
And why duz I has whyt whiskurs growin owt uv eech blak dot on mah fayce?
*ponders with teh kitteh*
why do mices not taste liek cheezburgers?
why do cheezburgers not hav lil leggies so dey walk strate to me liek mices?
wi ai cannawt ebber catch teh ceeling fan?
werr did mai fevvertoy goe?
princessofchaos — bill cosby ref ftw!
I liek bill cosby. He r funny! I nawt liek mos comee… commed… funny guyz des days. I gues I r owld-fashuned butt (hehe) I liek bill cosby beri muchies!
mii tu! ai useta lisning tu teh cahm… cawm… funnee albmz wehn ai’z wuz yung gurrl. oavr adn oavr. “whai iz tehre ayr?” (grrlfren teh filosofee mayjr) he bii teh PE mayjr; he ansuring “To blow up volollee bawlz. Bakskitballz…” Teh *vurreh* funneh!
Might as well seal up that hole as well.
u nawt want CC tu cee sumfin?
who da heck is dis “ceeling cat” u guys speek of?
152nd!!!!! oh yeah!!! beat that
oh noes, you nowt know ceiling cat watches you…..
ceiling cat an basement cat r in ultimit battl of gud an ebil
basement cat will stele yur cheezburgers, ceiling cat will watch u eat yur burgers…an smyle at yur happifurfullness…
oh my… am i the only one who knows what is being referenced in this caption???
Rite. Teh rest ov uz dont know ethnic jokes
Nope – yer nawt teh onlee wun.
Otay. Eye’ll ask de stoopy kwesshun coz Eye donno: what r b referenced in de capshun? *blushies*
Just google “I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige”. This is the punch line of a joke. I don’t want to post the joke as some might find it in bad taste. *shrug*
ooh ai think i knows that one. but the wai ai herd it, its the housewife dat says “gee, i think i’ll paint the ceiling green” not beige. cant say the rest, some kittelahs too young for it.
Bubbles -Yoo is nawt ebben clowse to deh onliest won hoo nose dat fraze.
cheezpeeps is very smart demz knoz ebryfing fing
from quantum mechaniks to Monty Python to classikal musik
don’t assume dat we iz stoopee becos we speeks in lolspeak
*prowlz in*
Ohai, guis! Ai ownlee haz a minnit, cauz gotta test tumorro, but ai wantid tu stawp in an see hao Janet an 4.5K an awl being, an ebreefing, an gib hugz an say ai finking abowt yu!
.
Ai speshullee waz finking uv Cheezland a lil whyle ago when an ebil mowse bited mai fingur an held awn wifatiteness. Ai waz NAWT hurting him, ai was praktissing hao-tu-restrayn-a-mowse. Teh fakt taht ai did nawt skreeming oar flailing arown oar ennyfing ai fink freekd owt mai lab parturs moar tehn teh byting. Ai gets wurser damaj frum kittehs alla tiem.
Ennyway, an ebil mowse wif red ais remindid me uv sumfing, sumhao.
ohai prysma! gud luk on yer test an I hope yer finger is okai! is gud yew didnt flail!
*has image of little scare mousie flyin threw teh air!*
Yew did a gud jawb uv restraynin him, aifinkso. If himz wuz stuk wifatiteness on yer fingur, himz kuddint haz bin runnin arownd causin trubbul.
…
Iz yer fingur OK nao?
…
Gud luk on yer test!!!
Mai fingur bes fyne, waz soar fur a whyle but iz otay nao.
Iz tru, him waz nawt runnin berry far whyle being a kling-on!
*stiks owt tong at klassmaet* Sumwun else got lil nip an skreemd an dropped teh mowse awn teh tabul an fings. Sheesh, iz just a maus mowse, nawt gunna naw fingur awf ur ennyfing.
*scampurrs awf tu studying fur terminolololology fur tumorro nawt-sekkund fing in moarning, pleh*
ohai prysma! kling-on maus vurreh funneh immuj. lawtsa lukk awn teh ekzam…
waet…ai knoez dis joak….sum komeediyun sed it…butt ai furgowt it….
**skritches kittehs chin**
Dis kitteh luuks floofy. WANT!
*Hands Red The Snorgle Snorkle*
Dive in, girl. Have fun!
Fanks, Master!
Gud noos: I got a munnie in teh mayle! Teh settlolmint chek frum Hubbeh arribed 2day. Iz goin inna bank 2morro.
Nao, all wii gotta do iz get court date. **crawses paws foar soon**
Yays! Conga-rats, red! Yu getting tehre! {{{{rhsb}}}}
Totally IRL: IMMEDIATELY put a “limited endorsement” (ie. For Deposit Only) on that check. Not tomorrow: NOW!
yay! pours rhsb sum champane in a bootiful flute
lets celebrate Ur freedomz
bai bai stbx soon to be only x
Did Uz bited Prysma-kitteh today or wuz it Ur sibling?
how is Uz todai?
I still has deh pleh cold but no fevers
Ohai, 2_k.
Glad u seem to be feline bedder. Bein sik iz nebber fun.
I no has belleh payne, so I gess iz improvemint frum yesterday.
*skrunchiz ais clozed an wishez gud enurjees tu red an 2K tu getting bedderer*
oh fankies p-k, I hope your finger gets bettah soon.
my injeh bited me really hard when herz waz a kitten
herz climbed on high shelf an her paw got caught
an all I waz trying to do wuz to get her down
but herz wuz berry scared pooh fing
and mah other kitteh wuz scared of me fur a week
wayt- i saw dat pic W/ DA SAEM CAPSHUN b4 on dis site!! ???? :-/
aaw
realy, to tell u da truth, i lik chocolate beter than beige…
Awesome. Simply awesome
Paint it how ceilingkitty like!
omg ai no where da qwot cum from… hehe or lack of
hahaha but i wuz not expectin da furst qwot in da commentz
Promiskewus kat nev@ go’s awt wifout her matres strapped to her bak ^_^
:snerk:
Ceiling kitteh will likez
id do it orange like tigers and foxes
Hmm……What would Ceiling Cat think of his home being painted beige?
kewl very kewl
Actually its from a joke. Son asks his dad what his mom says during sex and the dad replies: “mom? she says “beige.. i think i’ll paint the ceiling beige”