turns out lying around all day is
turns out lying around all day is SPECTACULARLY AWESOME!!!
r u sur? sumtiemz it can git boring.
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deh kitteh dais uv summr…
doze lazy, hazy crazey daze 0 summer♪
oopsie, fergotted to say conga rats!
cong ratz jk2! u didz it zupper gud
Congrats jk2k – u leed a nyne -fawld macrame!
9 nawt sekkunds! A rekkurd?
congarats to you all and on you go to the TY booteek!
Ai fink teh rekurd is 18!
fanks ebberywun! ai haz tew turn awf teh compyuutr naow an goe hoem! ai’ll bee bak laytr
me too jk2k, concatulations on teh tawp o teh heep spot
wow, jk2k – yur at teh tawp ov nien-wai mack rame!
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Luks liek JELLUS CHEEZPEEPS IZ…JELLUS!!!
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Conga rats! Wut wud yu liek fur sillybrations? Sumfing tells me tehres sum caek arownd here…
Hoo can has caik tudai? did ai mis da partee? ai can has nawt secund cheezmeet fur chy kneez lunch wif Idaho Lady nd hur Mad Sinetist tudai. ossim. hoap sum moar peepulz can cum heer .
U hadded a Cheezmeet??? AWSUM!!!!! I haz a happy fur u!!!
Axually, we’ze nawt jealous. We’se envious no dowt but nawt rilly jealous.
Oh! Oh1 Oh!!1!, and hippo birdy to Normans Rawkwell today, a great Amurkcan illustrator (almos as good as Maxfiled Parrish). As an artist he wuz nawt so grate but he illustrated the heck owt of sum Catiday Ebening Post cubbers!.
conch ratchet lay shuns, jk2k! yew is teh leeding ub teh *naiyn*-peep brayd! wii dansie tu teh ty boo-teek? faind us sum nicee shynee fingz adn maybee sum fevver toyz?
Kin Ai burrow yur tawp spawt fur a mewment, jk2kitteh?
Az menny uv yew noez, KCTailkinker had nee-splort repayr sir-jury yesturmaday. Ai just gawt bak frum bisiting hur, and altho teh sir-jury wented well, shez habbing a reakshun tew teh meds adn hur memree’s nawt sew gud ryt nao. Shez skeered and cud reely yuze yer gud thawts and warm beemz fur a wyle. Kthx.
Yew ken hav yur spawt bak nao, jk2k. Fankies.
all da gud thotz tu KCTailkinker
Moore prayers 2 KCT!
Be feline beddur sune, KCT. schmooz!
{{{{{ kctailkinker }}}}} wii awl missink yew. gettyng *awl* beddur soonest, okeh? wii lurvz yew!
yew kin hab mai spawt ennytyme foar teh updaytz awn teh cheezfrens! Fanks foar lettun us awl noe haow KCT iz dooin…
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{{{{{ kctailkinker }}}}}
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mai SIL had sayme sirjury on Dec. 29 – alsew had reakshun tew teh meds!! Her iz MUCH bedder naow, wishes she had sirjury lawng tyme ago…nawt limp nemore!!
feel bedder soon KCT!!!!
{{{brightspot}}}} Fank yew fur teh news! Pleez to gib mai berry bestist thoughts to KCT, ai jist know she will be teh fyne! Dat furst day aftur iz teh tuff, an iz nawt gud indeekateur. Pleez tell KCT ai lubs hur an am tawlkun to CC fur her. {{{{KCT & brightspot}}}}}
Odeer, ai sayed dat f wurd agin! Pleez tew furgib, wuz wurreed abowt KCT!
oh, iz okay. “furst” iz only bad wurd wen yoo iz sayin it to be teh not-sekond commint!! in any ovver contekst besides taht, iz okay
{{{{lunarmommy}}}} Fank yew, ai feel beddur! Hao iz yew?
Gud thots nd well0wishes to KCTailkinker.
Fankee, brightspot, for teh update, and pleez gibs her schmmos frum us whenyu vists.
Brightspot, tanksuit fur teh news. pleez to gib dis tu our cheezfrend:{{{KCTailkinker}}}. Taek gud care ub yurself too!
Sending prayers for KCTailkinker. Get bederer soon!
{{{{{KCT}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{Brightspot}}}}}}}}
I b sending gud thotz tu deh Kanzaz City !!!!
Ohai brightspot. Jes woke up frum mai nap.
Glad ai wuz in time tew see yor cawmint.
{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}
~turns on flashlight~
~makes funny shadow puppets tew take KCT’s mind awf bein skeered~
Luk, a rabbit
a dog
a butterfly
teh Sistine Chapel
Show off!!
*tryz tu make a shadow puppy.
*failz mizzerably.
~ponders cweenmj doing a fail ob a puppy on the lolcat site~
Teh cheezes wuld be prowd.
Yew promoted free sites in wun cawmint.
~makes shadow ob chart ob how nostalgic celebrity look-alikes awr~
*faispaw elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohai nativeca66! Sawree ai mist yur burfdai pardee! Happee happee burfdai!
Why fanky berry mush PH. It
wuzis the fun.Jes woke up frum nap, and ready fur round 2.
Duz 2 round count? Dat wud be me! Happy birfday NC66!
Fanky PC. Ob corse 2 round counts.
N-E-round yew can stand in counts.
Eben Merry-go-rounds.
‘cept round 2 its.
Coz wii awl noe dat jes mean
sumfing menz iz plannin’ tuh dew, but neber will.
Hoppy Bird day tu yew! I gived yu a neu hat fur a prezzie on da arm wrasslin kitteh thred. Ar yu an Shirley twims? Surly not!
Ai saw dat.
*copy-n-paste*
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Ooohhh purty new hat. I has uh happytail.
I wuz wunnerin wut ai wuz gunna wear tumorrow affur
mai birfday wuz ober.
Figured ai’d jes put awn mai boonie.
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Iz dat bukit az in Bucket or Bouquet?
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Az fur us bein’ twins…dats the story…
and we’re sticking to it.
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There has been debate az tew whether we are
maternal oar fraternal.
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It haz been suggested dat we are infernal twins.
Bukkitt … it dint hab any smell tu it dat ai culd tell anywaiz.
Yu an Shirley gottsa ta bee fraternal eben tho you ar not brodders.Glad yu had a happie dai.
Tyme for sleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
G’nite OL.
SNSTDLTBBB.
erm…dat S/B STDLTBBB.
fank yoo for teh update, brightspot!! sending warm thots an gud wishes an hugzez to KCT!!
Fankyew all fur yur kynd thawts. Ai will pass dem on and keep yew all informed.
Thank you, brightspot, for bringing a bright spot to KCT’s day. Echoing what was said further up the thread, reactions to meds within the first day or two of surgery cannot be taken as a long-term indicator. Her body is stressed to the max by anesthesia and surgery, and will take a bit of time to straighten itself out.
{{{{KCT and brightspot}}}}
thanx fr teh updaet, brightspot.
praying for {{{{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}}
works for me!
iz too badd ai cant getz paid tu do it.
teh kittehs getz payinged az teh matrisse testurz, adn teh dreem-studee subjecks…
how tu gitz da job as matrisse testurz pleez?
umm, yew gotsta sleaping threuwgh teh inturveiw…
Rub it in, kitteh
As ai sit heer wurkin mah butt orf (yeah, ai sed butt).
yesh! nao werk!
an it’s wat kittehs do best
…adn full 0 win!
Y… M C A iz wot da kitteh be singin ♪
and part of teh job deskripshun, too!!
wish it wuz me…
I has a happeh
NICE
kyoot kitteh lubz caturday
Ebryday iz Caterday fur teh kittehs.
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Akshual Caturdays can be a littul better wen dere awlso PapaHomeDayz.
ooh I likez dos days
I knowed dis alreddy.
Dis wuz a Publik Serviss Nownsmint fur deh non-cheezpeepz hoo duz not noeing dis awlreddy.
oooh i hab a gelus ob dat kitteh!
Tell me abowt it.
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Part ob mai job heer is prosessin teh user akownt rekwests fur teh systemz. Been nawt onlee bizee tuday, but awlso depressin – a whol stak ob deleet rekwests. Teh kompanee juss did a werkfors redukshun.
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Ahm juss glad ahm nawt wun ob teh wuns in teh stak. Den ai wudn’t be jellus ob teh kitteh, but ai wudnt be rollin in teh gushifuds eever.
dat job sondz bery hardz.. tankz CC i still haz da job tu, but ifin thingz not chang who knowz. den da kitteh willz onlyz getz da krunchi fudz
Rollin in teh gushifuds? DO NOT WANT!!!
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Tho teh Minions ov BC mite liek it…
I nevah gets to do dat, so I’s green wid jelousness.
Meanwhile (click mah naem) in another part of the city, a zombie kitten goes on a rampage
tahts a very preetee zombie. She can has my braynes
(if there are any left after all teh splorts)
Teh splorts just maek it eezee for the zombie kitteh tu eat teh braynes
ai agwee – iz beeyutimuss kitteh!
i lubz deh rampaging zombee kittehz!!!
BWAAYNEZZ!!!!1111
dangit. dis s’sposed to go undre teh crapture’s comets. ratzenfratzen stoopy midlol age’d bwane…
*slaps for’hed* nao dat luks like i be cawlin teh crapture stoopy midlol…etcetc. i was refur ink to moi sef. sheesh, i haz a case 0 da stoopies…
Dat’z awl rite, {{{{{{ Sweetpea}}}}}} sum ub us can has owld peepul brane oar nun at awl. Put it wif da sallid grenez nd runz da waddur nd iz just da sallid left in da siv.
Oh, this is rich….Folks, I think I’m having a gallbladder attack.
I’ve called the Nurse Advice hotline on the back of my insurance card and have been told that if the pain persists for another hour or gets worse, I am to call them back. In the meantime, I’m drinking water and eating some antacids.
Perfect end to the day I’m having, huh?
{{{rhsb}}}
I has never heard of that before, but does not sound good at all.
Take care k..
U nebber heered of gallbladder attack? Wow.
Basically, I’ve been crunched over for the past hour. Driving home was nethur eezy oar fun, cuz dats wen it started.
{{rhsb}} snorgles tew yew (an yer gallbladder)
prayin fr u. {{{{rhsb}}}
((((((((((RED))))))))))
Sending prayers to you, red! *Schmoos nd huggies 2*
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shmooshees an huggs! prairs tew
Omai rhsb! Ai hoepso u get teh better reely fastestqwik!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
I hope I’m not speaking to soon, but it seems that the pain has subsided.
What a day!
Yew hab had dis beefour? Dats hoa yew know gallballdur attack? **wraps rhsb in floofeh blankee wif heetun pad awn hur tummee, puts cold rag awn hur hed** At wut poynt dew yew go to Dr. Tinneeeeeeemurjinsee rum?
**payces fleur, rings wings**
Nebber had dis happen befoar. Pain wuz in rite lokayshun an I called Nurse Advice hotline awn bak of insurins card.
I has alot of gastrick problems, tho. I had ulsers at 25.
**putz fresh cold rag awn rhsb hed** I habbed teh ulsurs tew, sinze 16, iz berry dis-stinked pain, aifinkso! Iz dis diffurent?
Teh burnin feelin wuz teh sayme, but in diffrint playse.
Hmmmm. **puts fresh cold rag awn rhsb hed** Ai hayte wen the rag izzunt cold!! Ai still finkso yew shud see teh doktur suunur radder den laydur! **sturn fais** Yew gotta be helfee bai Sundai, ai iz nawt plezzunt wen ai need kwittin buddee, an yew godda be up fur teh challunj! Go to teh doktur, yew stoopeehed! **stomps fut**
(Dis be nawt-fird try. Sumfin weerd happened to my otter messaj.)
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rhsb, ai hope yu is awl betterer now. Ai has nawt had dis kind uv trubble, but ai heer dat teh pane bees berry bad.
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Even if deh pain stops u needz tu git it chekkt owt….. Adn if u think deh gall baldder attak hurtz, wayt til dey du deh ultrasownd…. feelz like dey tryin tu push deh sensor rite threw deh ribcage…
*comin in late*
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yesh, tehy can tell from an ultrasound.. dint hurt me tho. I thot I hadded a problem a cupla years ago, but they never found anyfing.
I had a frend hoo had hurs out when she was only in hur early 30’s. Can happen anytiem. Hur triggur was alkohols. Made hur throw up, and abdominul pain.
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PS I hope I duz not sound liek I’m preeching but smoking is SEW bad fur teh ulcers…
*hides justincase*
Hoo iz dis Justin Case, an why are yew hydun him?
Tehy fownded a kwarry fulla stonez in mai gall bladder…. took it owt and no problemz sinse…. Hope u b ok kiddo {{{{rhsb}}}}
{{{cweenmj}}} Ai haz a berry glad yew are habbin no problums sinse! Cuz yew haz teh sinse tew go tew teh dr.tineewhoebberfinzgallstonez!!
**schmoo**
Ai fink ai is habin symphony pains fur yew rhsb. (diffrunt location tho)
Ai bin habin uh pain ‘neath mai bottom rib awn the left side fur uh week.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}} *ow* *ooh* *ow*
{{{{nativeca66}}}} Nao ai haz a wurree abowt yew! **wraps NC66 in floofee blankee and puts cold rag awn hed** **payces fleur and rings wings** Yew need to see teh dr.tinywutebur abowt dat! **sturn fais**
Fanks PH.
*whispers*
ai fink iz jes uh bruise
Been doin’ a lot ob work in the yard lately
and ai forgit mai years sumtimez
Beleeb meh, ai gots lotsa worrywarts checking ebery symptom
Doan wanna go intu details, but sum ob the question iz…
How dew ai say it…icky
Turns owt ai doan hab no udder symptoms ‘cept sorenesss
Still, ai’m goin’ awn Friedeggday
Oh yeah. And that.
it mite just be a pullt mussel.
u know u can pull a mussel just by sittin in a bad posishun for too long?? gettin older, its not for teh faynt of hart!
DATS WUT AI BEEN SAYIN’.
Hunched ober this computer awl day yew know.
Hence, the reezun for the day awf…and the nap.
An yew go tew teh doktur tew, yew stoopeehed! **stompz fut** Ai wanna see yew neggst yeer fur yur burfdai! **big wurried frown**
O. Nebburmynd.
Shirley and nc66 iz teh berry smart tew alreddy hab dr. appoyntmint!
ders a website called gallbladderattack.com.
the inter-tubes a weerd playce, aifinkso
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} i sorry yoo not feeling gud, hope it gets better, or else yoo kan go see dr. an get all better. my baby brudder hoo iz 36 had himz gallbladder owt last fall, an him gotted to lay arownd an do nuffin for a few days (akkording to him, tahts wut him alwayz duz anyway but reely him wurks very hard) an tehn him feeled better. if it hleps, fink abowt wut’s in teh Tuff Shed i gibbed yoo for yor burfday to bild on to teh NB.
Erm – NAWT!!!!!!!!!11!
AI DO want to b a kitteh!
AI DO want to b a kitteh!
AI DO AI DO AI DO AI DO AI DO!!
sine me up!
taht kitteh is tew kyoot for werds
*titens CHRG and HGGs*
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
i wantz tu bii da kittehz an teech mine hoomanz new trikz eberiweekz
See? I’ve been telling my mother that for years, and she still doesn’t believe me.
Lyeengz arowndz iz
wut Kittehz duz. Wye shoodz dis
beez ennee diffruntz?
Kitteh can haz nyss
Napz enneewayrz. Powurr Napz
reekwyrez Spesshull Playss!
Kitteh coodz fyndz sum
nasstee Duss Bunnehz, butz datz
moar 4 layte atz Nyte
Jack.
oooo {{}JD}}} – ur peoms be da bestest. Ai lubz dem.
Iz haz seen siz before – rollercoaster