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ai see berr peeple…
Yur teh kwicky, jk2k! 2 nawt-sekunds in a row!
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Can yu stays fur sillybrashuns tihs tiem? I has a sad yu hadded to leev befor teh conga rats dansdansdans for yu.
ohai, ai iz hoem naow, chekkin awn mai stewdints hoemwerk awnlyn… sum aer beddr tahn udders at powsting dere werds!
hoep tehy spels bedderer tahn ai does!
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dis is grate! heres teh Conga Ratz to dansdansdans in honor of teh tawp spot!
an heres teh byootimus waders in tehre tuxies. no, nawt pingwins, rong pole. eben in cheezland, sum pro…priter…proper…fings must be observd. so teh buootimus waders is egrets an egresses (jus in caes yu wanna get awai frum mai lousy puns).
teh waders brings yu hawt drinkies ov choys – hawt toddis, hawt buddered rums, hawt choklit (wif cyoot lidlol manatee-shayp marshamellos).
cheers!
JOIN MY LEGION WE FIGHT THE CEILING CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL SUPPORTERS MUST SIGN UP WIF ME!!!!!! THE WAR IS ON!!!!!!!!
Dude, no. Fail. Ceiling cat = pwnage.
kong grad chew lei chums, jk2k! iz the brayd ub *sevvin* — teh lurky nombur — adn yu beigng teh leedr!
awl aff tew teh ty bootik naow! ai iz in teh muud foar a bobblhedded kitteh tewnite!
oboioboioboi! bobblolhed kittehz *rool*! ai can haz teh calico(coa)?
oboioboioboioboi!
*pats kitteh doll*
bobblebobblebobblebobblebobblebobble
*pats kitteh doll*
bobblebobblebobblebobblebobblebobble
kewl!
*fins BC bobblolhed kitteh*
*pats kitteh doll*
bobblebobblebobblebobblebobblebobble
*pats kitteh doll*
*Little Minion runsinwifaqwikness an SMAKS! bobblolhed*
bobblebobblebobblebobblebobblebobble
oo luukeee heer! diz wun haz aiis taht lite up! ooooooh …
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oooooohhhh heer cumingz teh peetsa dlivuree! peetsa parteh fur ebbrybuddeh in teh ty booteek gardun. teh peetsa lukking reelly nommee. nais adn steemy hawt. lawts a gushi cheez, adn ebry flayvr teh cheezpeeps adn teh kittehz kuld wanting. Laik:
anchovee wif ancho chilleez
baycon (bayconbayconbaycon)
cheddur cheez (choyce!)
d…
oo teh bobblolhed haz teh shinee liteup aiz awnit? ai need wun tu!
an talkin to self
stickin owt tung at self, too. Hummm. Duz Dr. TinyCat make house kalls?
tung haz teh flayvur laik… tung!
ohhhh cant bear da handsumnesss
i finkso hims name be Narcissuss
Mirro, mirro, in da laek;
He jumpd in; wuz big mistaek.
snerk!
and
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mirro mirro awn teh pawnd;
him zoomd acrost it inna *cat*amaran, jest laik bawnd (*jaymz* bawnd).
shakkn nawt strrd
iz shakkn wif LOLs!
gmta, sweetpea — ai’z jest abowt too wryting taht…
[eko]GMTA… GMTA…gmta…gmta…,,,
Echo an Narcissus! FTW! Is a rare treet to find sumwun dat familar wiff greek miffologys
Well, wii iz not ur normal bunch uv idjitz!! Wii iz edjumakated!!! Yes, wii iz!!
*nods tendirls in agree mint*
we aer definitely not “normul “anyfing…
also, teh vizhyooal “ekko” wuz kwite well dun!
Ai noes deze cheezpeeps has morden wun kind ob kwickness but I yam still freekwently susprized at how dey are like submareens, dey runs fast and deep.
Reelee? Ai am surprized yoo ar surprized. That has long bin teh charm ov being heer.
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IMO, moast peepl heer ar moast laiklee geenusez.
Teh best part iz the combination of left brain adn right brain parts that make cheezfwends the moast speshuls.
Need onlee read uh cuppla cawmints bak tew realize dat.
*SCHMOO* tew yew awl.
{{{judson}}} foar bein’ wun ob teh smart wuns.
Aifinkso we wuz GMTA tu! Ai sed awlmostest teh saym fing
…SAME FING…same fing…sa fin….
wif self-immige problems too
mirrer mirrer awn teh… layk?
GMTA ichc – luk up teh fred!
ai sawd taht! Itz amayzin teh jeenyus uv teh grate myndz!
sell polar?
onlee if teh pryce iz up – bi loe, sell hie.
bai lo, sel hy? aaaow, teh “cnn graf” kittehz toleded mii teh oppsidaizyposite yassurdai. (taht splaynez teh wurd “broaker” aifinkso…)
*wisperz*
aifinkso tehy hadz teh graff upsyd daon adn had a confuzd…
ao. ai si. nevvur maind…
dayzd an confuzzled!
Am nawt! Yes ai am!
Shut up! I’m sawry.
O de boicez inmai hed – derr unbearabl!
Yew here them tew?
Tell me, why duz teh wun say, “Вы не сможете скрыться”?
Ai doan eben speak Russian.
maybe yer voisinhed took a left at albekirkee?
adn gawt dumpt aowt in moscow, ideehoe…
In teh Sovyet Rusha, do teh voyces here U?
Ai wunder werr ur wunvoyc wuz rushin tu…
Obviously not!!! I ran it threw a translaytor adn it sez ?? ?? ??????? ????????
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Omai! teh rushin voyce is crayzee tu?
I finkso!!
В советской России Голоса сумасшедший.
내가 다 미친 것
Huh?? Babelfish duzn’t unnerstanding dat….
Oh, korean!!!! u sneekee!!!
wut? korean? ai knoez sebberlol peepz hooz korean…..
Yu sneeky long time!!!
Boi amai handsum!
an fuzzee tew!
wow yer guize are kwick!
bare has identitee isshoos
S’cuz hez nawt werrin ‘iz shuz.
duz tihs pool makye mi luk funneee?
no but ur butt luks big.
boop!
GMBA!
carefull skwirrlgrrl, bares have nommed peeps for less!
U knows I was JK!
*boops gc*
ai fot ai wuz jk! (teh udder wun, nawt teh faymus jk!)
hao menny cheezpeeps iz jk?
i has a confused…
i’m JK!
**wunnurs hoo minnee cheezpeepz iz bi-polar** **oar faymus**
Wee awl iz, aifotso – aower hed iz aower norf pole an aower bottumz iz aower souf pole
Butt sumuvus iz crazee tu…:mrgreen:
oar bowth…
Didja didja didja ebber sea teh dokkyewmintury (oar heer teh Rawn Wyte joak) bout teh guy dat wint to lib among teh bares? An teh bares eight him?
Jist a thot.
he beekame wun wif deh barez.
Teh barez shirley had intestinal fortitude.
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And aifinkso dat made him number 2
wit teh barez, foar N-E-wun dat fot he
became wun wif teh barez.
Dis is a short storee bowt bares…
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Algy met a bare ..
Teh bare wuz bulgy..
Teh bulge wuz Algy!
Ai nawt haz big butt, ai iz floofie!
that’s the ticket! we is all floofee!
Itz our storee adn weer stikin tu it!
Is OK Mr/Ms Bare. Bi – trans – gay we lubs you no matter wut.
Butt mait bee bedderer tu cubber up teh bare bear
An yu has da bestest parades!!
bare bars. bi bare bars. bye-bye bare bi bear!
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(tehre’s a joek in here sumwares, anni gonna finds it!)
u can mebbee send ur bestest huntin kitteh tu fynd it…
Poor Poler bear has Spinach in de teefs, we caint see fum dis angel but he’s awl em-bear-assed
Bi-polar OCD bear lean closer to get all spinach out…falls in…must dry eech an evry hair.
yoo change yo mind…like a bear…changes coats. Darn catchy hot n cold lyrics
Have yew seen mai coke?
To much coek mite eggsplane teh bipolar…
whaddaya meen tehy safaree park switched to pepsi?
dey bowth gib mii teh burpees..
Dey bofe gibs u seed catalolg?
snerk – doan fergit to plant yer peas on St Patties day. (nawt the Mary O, the Burpee pees)
roflol
Lunarmommy – Fanks for remindin me abowt dat!
I finkso I need AWL teh YNGs an Lucky to take care of me tonite. Dat mite halp me feel bedderer.
Ah ha! Ai fynded yew? Did yew see ai hadda stawmp mai fut at yew in teh lass lol? Ai hayte wen ai hab tew stawmp mai fut! It runes mai pedeekyewr! Hoo are yew feelun nao, stoopeehed?
I nawt hurtin no moar.
Why u cawl me stoopyhed? I nawt teh stbx!
Speekin of witch – Him emayoed me an sed him mayled teh chek 2day. I shud get it in a day oar so.
**Fawls obur, moastlee ded, frum reeleef at awl dis gud gnus.**
**fans at PH an considers gettin a seltzer bottlol**
Gettin teh munnies will be nyse, but teh moar importint kweshtun iz: Iz wii awn teh dokkit foar Feb 17th? Ifn so, den wii be diborsed dat day. If nawt, den wii prolly luukin at March 3rd.
I kin chek awnline an az of yesterday, wii nawt awn it yet. Foargotted to chek today. Had a beeg bizee at werk. Pleh.
Jes chekked. Nawt awn yet.
Stoopee korts (at leezt in birginia) keep lyte dokkit fur dai aftur hawladay, four day week week week ind, yew nose. **crawsiz talons fur rhsb erlee dayte**
Teh diborsin judj cubbers 3 cowntees, so hur onlee duz diborses in my cowntee 2 dayz a munf, awn nawt-sekkund Toosday an furd Toosday.
Hur duz uthur stuffs too, but diborses onlee awn doze dayz.
**luuks at PH’s crawsed talons**
Izzit hard to walk lyk dat?
Wow, datz bizee judj! Oar mebbeeh nawt a lawt of peeps in cowntees?
Onose, ai kin walk fyn! **takez a step, fawls obur** OWIE!
**snerks**
**Halps teh crazee burd bak up**
U shur wii nawt twinz separayted at birf?
Ofankees! Twinz, aifinkso! Wear wur yew boren?
Ai wuz boren in a smawl town,
An ai lib in a smawl town,
Probbly die in smawl town,
An dats probbly wear dey’ll berry me. .. (odotz!)
JCM, FTW!
I wuz borned in a barn.
….at leest dats wat mahm usta finkso!
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Nope, I wuz borned in KY, 18 dayz AFTER my egg-speckted doo date!
OMCC, mebbeh itz yew an mai dotter hoo are twinz! Butt she wuz born in birginia, onlee 15 dayz aftur hur doo date.
Butt aifinkso we are twinz ov teh hart. {{rhsb}}
K, enuff nyce stuff, nao git yur hiney tew teh Dr.TineeStumukFixur! Or ai kik dat hinee awl teh way dere an back!
Ifn I has moar problums, I will call Dr Tinycat.
Rite nao, sinse I WRr seems to has a bizee, I finkso I gonna go sneek in2 hims sekrit hawt tub an soak. Him gibbed me teh direkshuns to it. Nawt eben Lucky knoes ware it iz.
Ai haz had teh buzzee tudai. Aifinkso U mabbee had teh kidnee ston? U drinks sum crane berree juus. It will hapl tu cleer dat up.
Pane nawt in rite playse foar kidnee stone. Prolly gall stone.
Lyk Garf Bruuks sez, “I’m mutch too yung to feel dis dern old.”
Plz tu cawl awn me wen fut stawmping nedez tu be dun. Plz tu mrembeur ai em da ofishul fut stawmpur wif mai grene shuz. Ai can haz nawt secund cheezmeet tudai wif Idaho Lady nd hur Mad Sinetist. wuz funz.
**admyurs grene shue wif a liddlol jellus**
Ohai ladymonde, ai will cawl yew fur eneemoar fut stawmpin ai need tu du. Iz pawzabull tew aim dat poynty hee-ul, yewfinkso? Ai haz a targut in mynd.
**ebul laff**
U can stawmp mai flud pls. Wii haz teh flud warnings fur teh rest uf teh week week week. Adn ai just gotted mai hole dug fur teh foundashun uf mai haus.
Oh noez!!
not deh floodingz!!
It b looking pritty flimsy…
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*putz bubblol rownd deh hole in deh grownd.
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I not shur bowt deh grownd bublol..
ohai mai cween! duz yoo needz mai halp wif sumpfink?
Hmmmm….. u kud go help keep deh floodz owtta WRrz hole in deh grownd… i finkso deh bublol won’t hold up long.
yur wish iz mai kommand…..butt hao duz yoo finkso ai shud du dis?
flud iz becuz uf icee dams. If U can melt teh ice teh flud stais awai.
dat’z it?
okai…yoo mite wanna stai bakk furr a minnit….
*taekz sebberlol deeeepz breffs*
*breefs fyer awl obbar teh iesee damz*
*kontinyooez tew breef fyer untill teh ies iz meltededed*
*sighs*
dat iz maor werk den ai figgered…
Dat wuz 2 much 2 bear! Ai em bearly abull 2 contayn miself. Dis iz beary bad pun. Ai sez bi bi 2 dis wun. Mi hyoomar iz polar opposit dis joak.
Aifinkso ai needz tu git awf teh cumpooter nao – teh big laowd funderboomz bee reely cloas nao adn ai doan wanna bee luzin teh lektriks inna midlol uv teh playingz awn heer.
Ai mebbee bee bak laytr iffin teh big stormiez goawayqwik…
Be saef!
Stoopy stormz iz hedded dis direkshun 2morro. DO NAWT WANT! I iz beeg storm chikkin, espeshulee wen tornaders iz pawsiblol.
Wii iz pozed to has 30-40 mph winz awl day, gustin up to 50-60 mph!
Dats a lotta wind, folks! Espeshulee wif awl teh limz an debreez eberyware from teh icee storms. Shud make teh day innerestin to say teh leest.
This is so totally made of win that it cannot be adequately expressed.
Inspired. I salute you.
dat’z meh? OMCC, ai’z fat!!! ai needz tew goe luuz lawtz ob waet!!!!*runrunrunzawai*
Narcissus bear only thinks he’s awsum.
i resimble that remark
jus haz da timez tu chekz in an wish ebbereone wellz spessilly da peepz in da OK area. not hav da timez tu reed da braid everone hab a wunnnerful nitez an b da karefull tumarrow, espessially da wunz in da states dat r gonnna getz da bad, bad wefferz
BiPolar? iz narcasitical?
For some reason this is the funniest thing ive ever seen on this site.
Ohai all cheezpeeps.
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It’z creepin’ up awn midnight here in Kalifornia, and I’m gettin’ ready foar bed.
I jes wanted to fank yew awl foar teh wunnerful birfday sillybrayshuns.
I hoap I didn’ fergit to fank N-E-bawdee today, but if ai did…
FANK YEW! FANK YEW! FANK YEW!
Yew awr awl teh bestest fwends in the wurld, and ai hab wun moar toast.
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May the wind be ever at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rain fall soft upon your fields,
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
Nite nite, sleepz tite!!!
Wunce again. Can’t sleep.
Know N-E-gud jokes africat?
What’s green and hops across Australia?…..
Skippy the apple.
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That was one from my Boichik…
Groaaaaaaaaaaaan.
*snerk*
What’s green and smells like pork?
????? Yoo went to bed an just left taht wun ????? LOL
Nite, nativeca66!
So glad yoo had such a fun burfday(s)
Ai still up (unfortunately)
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Ai didn’ realize it wuz almoast an hour since ai pozed dat ????
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A: Kermit’s finger
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Apologies tew N-E-wun up at this hour wif tender ears.
Ober an hour eben.
Caution!
Gross cawmints ahead.
Past 144, dats iz.
Like…
Why doez Miss Piggy
douche wif Honey and Vinegar?
ummm, cawz kermie aksed hur tu. aftur awl, yew ken ketch moar…
Dat iz rood!! Ai fink…
*snerk*
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
hello there every one………………
Oh noes! That bear is drowning!