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Bunny Pr0n!
*Hick*
*Giggle*
Petunia, ewe need tew stay away frum teh fermented oats..I fink so!!1!
fermented oats… dat’s spelled w-i-s-k-e-e, rite?
Or maybe s-c-o-t-c-h
* hick *
* snerk *
Y-e-s-h
*Hick*
*Giggle*
P-a-s-s t-h-e p-e-a-n-u-t-s
* hick *
* snerk *
O-K
*Hick*
*giggle*
*h-e-d-b-a-t-s-d-r-u-n-k-p-o-n-e-h-s*
*Picks up Leeza*
*Walks over to The Gorge of Eternal Peril*
*Dangles Leeza over the edge*
*Hick*
*Giggle*
* Grabs a couple skwirrls *
* Dangles skwirrls over the Gorge *
* hick *
* snerk *
**Getz aowt teh fishnet, hawlds it unnur teh dangloling skwirrlgrrl. **
Ai hopes U nawt goes awf Ur diet.
*debaits taking a swing at WRr fur that remark, and thinks better ovit*
*bats i-lashes insted*
*Drops Leeza into the fishnet*
*Picks up WRR*
*Dangles both of them over the Gorge*
*Hick*
*Giggle*
** Digs tinee pointee endz intu teh ponnee furs,
bottlol uf scotch fawls awt uf pokkit. **
Aifinkso Ai just drawpped Ur birfdai prezzie kidknee stone
*swiftlee catches teh scotch*
*which now fases teh same fate as teh skwirrl and teh rat*
*rummages in pokit*
*unfolds magic hanky*
*waits fur it to grow large enouh tew incompass the mischevious types and the bictims*
Okeh SP cin yew use ur extra tendrils tew help me hold open dis ginormus hankey?
*SP an P mu Toss the hankey ovur the whole crowd around the gorge*
Okeh now, pull, PULL i say!
* hick *
* snerk *
You expect a HANKEY to save you ?
Fools..fools.I say !!!!
Bwhahahaha….* hick *
*pulls wiff awl hur mite an majik*
*Drags giant hankey full ov struggeling rodents an ponies tew a safe area*
*Calls A YNG fur a restoritive martini. *
*calls maus to come pick up his deliquent horse*
*Puts the squirls and rat in hur very large pockets.*
Come awn u silly rodents… maybe u’ll stay owt of trubble at the parfait shop…
*Brings Mu a double Grey Goose Martini, straight-up*
*Takes Petunia’s reigns*
Thanks Mu. Sorry for all the trouble.
C’mon Petunia. You need to dry out…
mmmm, parfait
Fank U princessmu.
*adds teh pm tu teh ballytine listee.
Adds Petunia adn teh kidnee stone tu santas nawty lists *
U can gib dat scotch tu teh old skwirrl hoem leeza. Dat ponee nawt get teh prezzie. Ai putz him awn santa’s nawty list.
Like I’m not already on that list.
* hick *
* snerk *
*smaks lips* Nom! fankies YNG.
Oh mause fanks fur being sew help full
* gives Maus a parfait*
Sqweeee! I’m awn teh balentine list!
o shure fing WRr!
*hides skotch to use later for bait in hur skotch-trap*
*takes a tear a meesu parfait*
*gives kidney stone a parfait*
maybe if he eats sumthing he’ll sober up…..
Can I has an Oats & Hay Parfay ???
U can eben haz teh corn sprinklols.
Ai fot teh horsiez onlee gotted teh beer nawt teh whiskee?
no, datz cowz
*pondurs*
iz thyme fr inturvenshuns?
*igor, whoze heearing is not az good az it useta be,
hears “Time for invenshuns”*
*Igorz face brightenz- he had been having not so guud day-don’t ax*
“BRB” Igor yellz ober hims shoulder az he runs off to his lair in d’Beakr labs to retreeve…
A nyoo improobed peepl (oar skwirrl) catchee fing
which was, in teh interest of savin da enbironmint, was pow’rd by…
sheded kitteh floof!
Hawt ayr gavverd frum bizzniss meetins
:snerk:
Dat’s gud wun, annipuss!
adn sheded kitteh floof is berry environewmentally sound, aifinkso. ware can ai be sending teh extra kitteh floof, princess mu?
PO box elebenty Island of Mu
*from teh gorge*
ifinkso, yes.
and, halp??
aisle halp!
*tinytendrilz titely grasp skwirrgrrls pinkee , but skwirrgrrl …
*…stugguls to hold on to teh TTTs…*
Orrrr if yer frae Scotland It iz spelled Uisge… Az in Uisge Betha = the water ov life
Orrrr if yer frae Scotland It iz spelled Uisge… Az in Uisge Betha = the water ov life
This message brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department…
A division of the Multiple Personality Network…
nah, da tipsy hrossies just h’earing dubbul.
Teh tipsy tendril be spellin sillee werds,ai fink..
¿moi?
Ohai Leeza– fanks foar commin tew mai b-day partee! WP won’t let me leave a commint awn ur profyle– it says I ahve to be friends wif you…..pththblt! I YAM frends wiv u!
sigh
yesh, u was my firstest friend!! ♥♥♥
*hedbats WP*
Hope u had a gud birfday!!
Ai haz had tu maek sum of mai fiends friends agin. Aifinkso WP forgotted wii wur awlreddee friends.
Bunboy
playbunnway !
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Fur teh opinions, really!
Conufsuled yungster wunders about the solitary pictures. Thot they shud be doin…sumfing. Regretably, has decided he has not figured out whut pron is. Must keep lukin or he will never kno whut Jack wuz talkin about onna playground last week.
bunny wayz travel brochure!
Nawt fur pr0n
no itz not playbunneh mom!!
Dis bunbun luks prettieh yung tu bee lukin at dees pichers.
Ai downt know..dese pikturs luk pretty TAME…
Yes, I thot that too. His eers are really short!
“Yor eers must be T-H-I-S long for yoo to read this magazeen!”
So datz wut uh bwain fart sounds leik.
I has wun. Duh…
BUNOOBIES! – Datz awl ai gawt.
i’m nawt shur what it meens but i like teh way it sounds- bunoobies..bunoobies…..BUNOOBIES
Hawt-sin-feffer
Faispaw. Hed-desk. Fall onna floor, faint wif laffter.
Hubbuneh,Hubbuneh !!!!
**runs frew room**
Hay guies! I kinnawt stay lawng.
Y’all kno hao I lubs me sum Nikklolbak, rite? Well, I re-rote part of deh korus to Rockstar:
Cuz wii awl jes wanna be spoyld howsecatz
An libs in beeg nyse howses fulla dis an dat
The queens come eezy an teh nip comez cheep
Wii awl get fat cuz awl wii do iz eet
…
Hay hay I wanna be a howsecat.
** clappity-clap **
Ai fink dat iz mai kitteh’s new anthem…
Fanks, Eeck.
Gess wat happend last nite. I hadda gallbadder attack.
Lowzy end to lowzy day, huh?
Yikes !!
Is that anything like kidney stones ??
No. Iz nawt horse.
sew did u find owt that’s wut it was??
Ai get a pane dat feelz liek dat frum trapt wind. Ai noe it izn’t gall bladder `coz Ai hazn’t gotted wun uv dem ennee moar!
rhsb, yew haz mai symphonies! teh gallbladder attacks be teh PLEH adn moar. pleez teh be taeking care ub yurself. Do we haz to be cawling teh shoe woman (wif teh byootiful green shoes) whose naem ai can’t rememember to stawmp her dayntee fut?
**haz a wurried fur rhsb**
**wants tew kawl parrothead fur backup**
Ladymonde! Her full naym be “Ladymondegreen”. Is a very phunnee storee ab00t a kid who mishear the lyrics “and laid him on the green” as “and Ladymondegreen”. As she wares green shoes, ai fink u can c teh conneckshun.
My blud runz cold
My memree haz jes been sold
My anjil iz a cennerfold
Anjil iz a cennerfold
Na na na na na na…
J Geils Band REF!!! FTW!! Ai hope u is bedder 2day, rhsb.
Playbunnies
Aifinkso is nawt playbunnies. Luks moar liek teh pethaws tu meh.
whut is pethaws?
facepaw! oh I geds it now
my clogged sinuses has made me slow todai I fink!
Me too, 2K – I just got it. Pet-haus. *gigglol*
Snklol!!
**asks self were dat ponee camed frum. Self duz nawt know. **
**leaves it for later inwe infas lookub up oawn odder freds**
**Be caws liek alwallolys, wuz nawt here at start ov discussing**
Teh speshul ear-wigglingly gud swimsoot edition uv Splorts Illustrated!
*looks closer at pikshors, duzzint see enny swimsoots on teh bunnehs*
Hmm, these bunnies is wayring thongs, I bet – yoo just kint see them in teh pikshors doo to teh angel uv teh shot . . . Yesh, yesh, that must be it!
oar – mebbeh dey has been *clears froat* *whispurrs reelee reelee low* debrieefed?
It was the most fun I’ve had in YEARS…
Why I *NEVER!*
Sheesh, teh lowest depths ov depravity that uthers on this esteemed Web site have sunk to! Debreefing innocent bunnehs, harrumph! Mah disapproving look, let me show yoo it! *praktisses mayking silleh fayces in mirror*
*goes and mayks sum popcorms, gits a tall kold drink, comes bak, settles in to watch summoar; gits owt binokulars to see even beddar*
wat…NEVER??
*whistels a jaunty toon, luksaway*
Well, hardly ever!
And soitenly, I wuld hav mayd shor ther wuz no pikshors! *snerk*
**den givez 3 chairs an wun chair more fur deh wel-bread gremlin**
is not bunneh p0rn, iz fambly foto album
ringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
hewwo?
YOU WIN!!! Thank you for answering bananafone on this lol. *brings out gift bag* Today you have won a Peter Frampton poster, a transistor radio, a magic 8-ball to tell your fortune, a pair of bell bottoms with daisies embroidered on them, an anklet with tiny bells on it, a princess phone, a basket of freshly cut flowers, a black light and 3 black light posters. Enjoy your prizes and have a groovy day!
Wow…Peter Frampton used to have HAIR…..
ohai bananafone! did u see teh last lol, u r teh famuss!
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ooh DK u can ficks up ur horsespittal room wif dat and make it teh grooveh!
Sew any updates? U still wating?
Thank you skwirrlgrrl, I did see that!! Makes bananafone happy to have the song on a lol!! Bananafone been sick but am feeling better….
DK in hospital?? *brings out extra giftbag* Here are fluffy warm slippers, a mother of pearl comb brush and mirror set and a 50′s style bed jacket to keep you warm!! I hope you are feeling better soon!
Ohai! Ai had the surgery around 10 last night, under an epidural with sedation. I’m always sick after a general, so this was great. The surgeon said it went well. I have various hardware items in my ankle, some of which may have to be removed later. Finally have started to achieve some pain control with the last dose of Percocet.
DK
{{DK}} Glad it went well! Kwik recuvveries to yoo!
Fanks, Gremlin!
awww, 4.5ks…ai hopez yu feline bedder sune!
watch owt fur dem perkosetts…dey leeb yu wif sum nawt sew nize
“side affex” ifyunoewutaimeen………
heer***** fluffs a floofee blankee arown 4.5ks. Has sum nize
dried apreekotz and sum hawt choklit.
Keep laig elebated. “vareeus itemz”? Lyke, yu settin awf teh
medal deketor at teh hareport?
Oooh, luk at teh buns awn taht wun!
aw, wat a rip off, tehse pixures iz hare-brushed!
*snerk*
haha! fur teh win, BF!
Gud wun!!
**an tu 4pts** Ai hoeps yur ankle feelz betterz az zoon az pozzible!!
lol
Hey I did this one
Woo-hoo!
ha ha ha x100 lik play bunny