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a rose 4 u and kitteh too!
Congrats Valesa – u tye wiv teh birfdai boi!
con-cat-shoe-late-shuns Valesa! yer are tawp of a 7 wai braid!
ackshulee, iz teh onlee *too*-way brayde — teh valesa adn teh burfay boi nc66. dey boaf snucking undur teh wyire at teh 9:00 ayem…
iz ‘mazin’ howz u do itz, i nevvuh no.
*whispers 2 gammacat* Juss a simpul 2 purrsun tye, Ai fink!
oopss
ai culda sworn all teh times said 9:01!
*goz lukin for more catfeinne*
Bestust Valntyne ai evuhr gotted. Fankew!
Why yew no yew call?
conga ratz valesa an nativecA66 (HAPPEETAYL BURFEE AWLSO!) sum champayn? sum dungeon S krabbiez (teh *udher* sam framcocoa treet!) wif teh sauerdoe bred?
Oh fanky calicocoa. 2 ob mai faborites.
Conga ratz to valesa in the tawp spot.
Culd we hab musik for danseez too pweeze?
Might ai suggest sumfing bai teh Proclaimers?
Happi burfday, nativeca66!
*Cat err pillar gibs nativeca66 a shy schmooch on the cheek*
Fanky upfi. Heehee. It ticklols.
*tickles nativeca66 wif hur feeler*
*giggles*
No, don’t do it…pweeze.
*Giggles* quit it
*Hee hee* quit it I say
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
OK OK, uncle, stawp, wait, mai stomach hurts.
Ai fink ai pee’d uh littlol
Ai stawp, den, before it shows or starts to smell funny.
*watches an snickurrs*
o yah…
happy birfday!
Ai gotsta luking hardur furr teh muzik bai Proclaimerz. Awl ai fynding iz teh muzik bai teh Disclaimerz (akshulee teh Disc-claimerz)…
Dere be a song called “500 miles” aifinkso.
ohai Cali an upfi!
The corous of that sawng is 500 miles but the title is “to be the man”
Well i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more just to be the man that walked a thousand miles tew fall down at ur door….
dis sawng was fetured in Benny and Joon. a movie wiff the GRATE johnny Dep and mary stewart mathison. Good film!
The album is called sunshine on the leith and i think the whole thing is pretty good.
Correct, The Seekers have a song called ’500 miles’
happy burfday nc66!! hope it wuz a gud wun yesterday!
Fanky lunarmommy. It wuz. It wuz.
Nice relaxing evening with the fambilee.
Man movie night. Movie blew chunks tho’.
But, datz OK, coz we turned it into Mystery Science Theater type of viewing.
glad it turnd owt to be entertayining, anyway. sumtimes teh bad wuns are az much fun az teh gud wuns!
what movie was it? teh last non-girlie movie i saw was ‘No Country For Old Men’.
Good movie but way intense.
Dat iz a gud, yet intense, movie.
Last night’s selection wuz Appaloosa w/Ed Harris.
shame ’bout teh movie. I lyke Ed Harris.
happi birfdai!
Fanky valesa.
Here, hab sum cake.
~hands valesa a piece wif a frosting rose awn it~
Oh, nativeca66!! Itz ur birfdai!?! Yaaay! I gess dat ‘splains teh neeto party hat! Happi Birfdai!! — Adn manee moar!!!
*shmoo*
Fanky idans.
*Queeesss* Rite bak atcha!
happee birfday tew yew.
Fanky WKM. Fank yew berry mush.
Iz bin uh wunnermous day.
I missded Uz
Next time try the scatter gun.
ai dranking awl teh champain…
cudn’t stai awayk
Teh lite bulb in dis rume faled juss az teh lol caem up! Ai aer typin by flashlite!
ohai annipuss — yur doin it *rite* ennyhao!
An it ownlee tayks wun annipuss to put in a nyoo lite bulb!
lol!!! annipuss ftw!!!
And the lightbulb doesn’t even have to WANT to change!
O butt chayng iz gud!
Nawt wen it iz wun uv doze “lawng Lief” bulbz dat shud haz lastid `bowt twyes az lawng az it did!
O’hai annipuss how be u??
Ai be fyne, Haow u?
yes u kan!
awwwww …………………
did lol has a sad note
..and it seems a liddul flat…
I gets a sharp pane in mah hart.
Ai’m in tune with that !
or wate… is that mah brane?
o noes….
iz taht natchurel, oar aksidentlul? yer anser iz teh *key*…
OT: waiting, waiting… :eyeroll:
Ohai!!!!
How is u? U all ficksed up???
Ink Wiring minds wanna no!
but I gess from teh ‘waiting’ ur not…
*clears throat*
Ai R still borked.
pft!
Gimme ur crutch, and I’ll come up tehre and ‘purr suede’ Dr. Tinycat to getonwiffit!!
{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}
Duz they have any idea wehn tehy will fix u?
Ai almost went down arownd 1, butt then was bumped (owee!). Just has to wate!
hmm.. lemme try somthing.
HALLLOOOO UP DERE IN VLC!!!
QUIT MUKKIN AROUND AND GET DK FICKSED UP!
OR ELSE!!
.
Dat outta do it.
Hoo is watchin ur kittehs?
*shews dr. tinycat her pointee ensss*
*hssss pffttttt*
*hollors*
yew need to fix up DK (butt not ficks her iffin yew now what i meen)
OMCC!!! Ai toadalee forgotted abowt dem!!!
JK. Mai X.
Guess wot mai doctor’s name is? Dr. Wonder! A doctor from his team just came and talked wif mii. Dere’s a woman wif a hip fracture adn anuvver person wif a borked ankle to be done. Hopefully ai’ll be fixed tonite.
at leest its not dr. payne….
Yeah, doan make meh come back up there.
Yew didn’ like it the last time.
Tho, dat had nuffin’ tew dew with my fierce.
Moar like my stooopy.
Still, either way, ai can make yew regret it.
or Dr. Fronkin schteen…
.
well I hopes he duz a Wonderfull job on u!
and let him knows, we can always send Ebil Maus.
and if that duzzn’t werk, rshb.
she’s bin drinkin tokillya.
.
hay maybe wile he’s at it, he can give u an upgrade?
Is that Froderick Fronkinsteen?
hmmm…mai fren haz oncolologist named Dr. Needles.
Srsly.
Ai wuns seed a dentiss playt dat sed hims naem wuz I Killpatrick. Ai bet him din’t haz ennee payshunts cawld Patrick!
mebbeh awl cheezpeepz can showing Dr. Tinydork *awl* teh pointy ennz. Duzzinz. Mayk him teh skeerdycat. Den he mayk yew *nawt* borked! Okeh, 4.5k?
r u gonna…… sing????
Ai fot DK wuz waitin’ fur…um…yew know…
sillybrayshuns
’tis alwaz silleh ‘roun here, aifinksew
taht’z oanlee natcherul…
hab u seen mai chopin lizst? iz heer sumwer…
didya look in teh bachs?
:heddesk: & :faispaw:
*snerk*
Tahtz classik!
Offenbach in teh drawur…
nao. mussed bii haydn.
mebbeh daon at teh stayshun haose. in teh copland.
Mozart my lists gets put awn deh refrigermuhrator
P.S.- ai iz a lurker. cuddent pass di wun up tho
oar kan u teechacowtewski?
onlee eff u put a handul awnit!
To earn monies to buy gushiefuds!
Duh !!
Taht wus wot Ai thort too!
Ai tells mai kittehs dat in teh mornins…
“Time for momma to go to werk so she can buy u fuds!”
mii tew! ai alwais sez ai haz tew goe tew werk tew git munee foar teh catfud!
and every day i tellem “good bye, i luv u, b good!”
ai tells my kittehs ‘be gud and dinna watch too much TV’
teh ‘TV’ is teh first floor window wif kitteh seet. they can see
into teh yard where der are froliking skwrrls and birdies
Duz your kittehs “bark” at teh skwirrls & birdies ??
Shadow ‘chatters’ at them. Cannolli just watches. I dont think he identifies them as food. When he was an outside kitteh, he killed a squirrel, and then led us to it. I think he wanted us to put it onna plate.
Ai lubs teh “chatters”.Ai downt fink any uv mai kittehs wuld know whut to do wif a bird if dey eber got ahold uv one.
Shadow also chatters when I shine a lite on teh ceeling.
ai feel sew bad when I accidentally teese her lyke taht!
sowwy! this was before we ‘dopted Cannolli, sew he was getting fud wherever he culd. kittehs are stricktlee indoors now.
birdee noysus! birdee noysus!
*eers perk up*
birdies?!?!?
*duz BWOD and scampers towards birdie noysus*
BlooMax chatters and barks – onst wen a bunch of birdies wuz in teh tree outside my (his) bedrume, he got so mezmerized that when tehy finallee all floo up togither, he forgotted he was inside, and tride to jump thru teh windowe. Fortunitly, itz a gud strong winndoe. Or eltz hed hav been slised AND mooshed.He lukd embarised, too.
Ohai, naybor… Mai Samauri also chatters him teef wen heez watchin teh burds.. Itz as gud as a bell on himz collar, ifinkso.
Ai sez “ai luvs u”,but “be good’ wuld be a waste uv breth!
maybee – ‘dinna cauz teeew much trubble’?
Oar mebbee “ai can haz howc in wun peec wehn ai get bak?”
I’d be happy with “nobudde puked awn teh carpet”…
hahah! ya u guys are rite. i tew feel blessed by the absence of cat puke wen i get home
last nite, ai was wating fer hubbeh cat to get back from a trip.
A millisecond before he turned teh key in teh lox, Cannoli started horking!
I hollored for hubbeh to wait outside til Cannoli was done!
Hubbeh was sew happi tew hav a welkum home harrblll.
Hazel leeved a skidmark awn down teh Duvet awn Mr T.M’s side lass nite O.O
She was NAWT in hiz gud buks.
ew ew ew
mine r kind enuf to leeve their skid marx on teh floor for me!
and THIS is why I has hardwud floors.
Tehre is oenlee wun fing werse tahn cleenin oop catsik….an taht’s cleenin oop WARM catsik!
Pollogees fur enneewun eetin!
Umm… ihowzabowt stepping innit in teh middul of teh nite?? DEN habbing to cleen it awf BOF teh carpit adn yorself!!
* More pologees*
Howzabout steppin innit when u gets home, and not reelizing it, and trackin it all ober teh howse?
No pologees…
U’ve all bin there, admit it!
wen it skwished between yor toeses ….:shock:
*more pologees*
mii three!
an i rote a song fer yew…
Wrote a song about.
Like to hear it?
Here it go.
♫ I play guitar for 36 hours… ♫
♫ tew get monee to bui gushifuuuuds… ♫
so cute!!
peace & love!
awwwww the cuteness is nearly unbareabul!
*snerk*
*snerk *
iz prolly nawt reelee taht layte — kitteh sleepz alla tyme!
troo!
oh deer, burfday fairy haz comed late today, i see teh party wuz on teh last thred! but better late tahn nebber, so heer i am to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurfrenz, an noofrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! today iz being teh burfday ob Tiggeez, Justmefjs, an owr lubly Zauberflote!! an if it iz being yor burfday too, tell us abowt it an joyn in teh fun!! today i haz bringed tasty hommaed fudjy burfday caeks, is kreem, frootsy tootsy party punch, poynty shiny hats wif pompoms on top, and goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bownse, kandeez, kazooz!! in honor ob owr muzikal burfday gurl Zauberflote, an sparkly kitteh stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to maek all yor burfday wishes com troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭**** ♥♥♥
pshaw, bf!
we has bin partyin all day, and still is!!
sit down and has some caek wif us!
Yes, dere’s cocomut carmel walnut bar thingies, too. rhsb drinkeded awl teh tekeela aifinkso, but dere’s lots ub lubly bubbly shampayn. No can haz burfday wifowt teh famous burfday fairy!
{{{burfday fairy}}}
Is never too late in cheez-land! *drinks sum frootsy tootsy party punch, puts on a shiny hat*
Happeh day to teh burthday peeps! Is fun to sillybrayt! May teh yeer ahed be ful uv awl gud things.
Oh, and izzint thiz kitteh just PRESHUS!! It borks mah hart just to look at heem! *luks away kwikly*
We’re in yor Internetz, borkiin yor hart by offerin yoo a singel red rose. *swoon*
Omai tanku fur teh partee hat!
*taeks hat and puts it awn. Hed imeedeeitlee gets powncd awn bai wunuvmai kittehs. Hat fawlz awf adn gets chaysdadnbatted rownd and rownd bai teh kittehs*
*Tayks a bownsy bawl adn distrakts kittehs wif it*
*Retreevz partee hat, naow wif dekorativ hoelz init, adn putzit bak awn*
Ooh, and caek tu!
Wee must haz cawfee foar teh caek!
*dashz owt adn bringz in reelybig cawfee urn*
Ther nao! Cawfee awl arownd! Oh, an derz tee tu, if u prefer…
*dashz bak owt adn bringz in hawt tee innanuver reelybigurn adn cowd tee inna bigpicher*
Ai hoep awl u birfdaipeeps lykd mai cardz ai gibbed u awn teh tew thredsago!
I’ll joyn in wif a layt birfday wish to all birfdaypeeps!
I left a pome on an earlyer lol (deres a wurd missing – butt (heee) ai cant remembur wat it wus supposed to be… nao – I’ll cawl it kreeaytib woardplay…)
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We’re off tu bed here in Oslo – hab funs in cheezeland – ay’ll reed abowt it tomorow!
Nite nite!
unrelated to anything else, baby tigers playing in the snow at the Banham Zoo in Norfolk, UK. (click on my name and strap your CHRG on as tightly as possible as this has very high SPLORT potential)
oh thanks for posting this!!! sqweeeee~~~~
ai agree wif teh princess!
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
mamma was having as much fun as teh bebbehs!
yu must has a kare to NAWT splort in teh presents uv teh lubblee tygrrs….
tehy mite tayk it as inbitatshun tu nom awn yur hed kontents, afore teh CCC arribes tu sabe yu!! BERRY dangurus!
oh fank yoo fank yoo Crapture!
such beeyootimus aminols!! ai lurves mee tehm BIG PAWS!!
Tanku berry mush foar teh linkeefingee! Ai putted awn mai CHRG(wdoi) adn mai HGG befoar ai wached it- adn it wuz a reely gud fing, tu cuz it cudda bin reely messee uverwyz!
*wisperz* u doan wanna see or knoe wutz insyd mai hed iffin ai splorted. Mai twisted thawts – ai haz tehm sumtymz…
oohh! berry high splort-faktur heer…
I lubbed hao Tigger-mummeh gabe de Tigger-bebbehs tummysnorglols!
*runsawaywifkwikness befoar splorting*
Nite nite!
GMTA. Ai lubbed teh tummysnorglols tu!
iz tiem to zay “awwwwww” *kizzez litwel kitteh*
I brot U a rose and did not eated it
Nawt yet ennewai. Mebbe after nap…
I haz waited in my dreamz lands fur uz….wherez u been imz wif the dream bunnies…
Oh, sweetie – I sorry I late, but iz okeh, bebbeh — I brotted home Bostun Markit chikkie pie to share. UMMMMM.
Then we snorgulz an purrs a lot.
An problibly burps, too.
Valentien kitteh luks a lawt liek mah Pixie did when she was littlol…nao, @ 6 mos., teh teenyest of teh spooklets is nao teh tallest and most muscLOLar wif gigantimous feets to complement teh parasayl eerz, whiel Snowflake is teh longest…maybe even teh second coming of LONGCAT
Rosenkavalier kitteh!
I feel terrible now.
Sleepin babeh kitteh…
~Splort~
Kitteh plays the famous symphony
Ode to a Splort
~Splort~!
Ahh, teh cuteness!
*essplodes!*