Comments on: I don’t know what I’m

By: ChaoticEvilElfSorceress

ChaoticEvilElfSorceress — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 18:19:32 +0000

Lemonparty

*y u no face*

Y U NO lemons?

By: lol

lol — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:09:42 +0000

looks like the cat is wearing a suit LOL

By: Chris Read

Chris Read — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 06:28:53 +0000

This guy clearly stayed at my ‘Native Guest House’ in Yellowknife, NTh

By: phoebealicious

phoebealicious — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:43:06 +0000

OMG!!!!!!!! that ooks EXACTLY like MY cat, moustache and fat belly and big wite paws and eyes and everything!!!! WTH???!!!!! btw his name is jasper.

By: mistercat

mistercat — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:08:45 +0000

dis my cuzin ! leeve him LONe! 1!.

By: Sparkiee

Sparkiee — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:30:16 +0000

Lemon party. Tragic. I suggest an Oedipus.

By: deweyvuitton

deweyvuitton — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:45:05 +0000

THIS cat has let it’s self go!

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:17:44 +0000

Quick and the Dead, The
Robocop
Silverado
T…

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:21:22 +0000

Uh, I thot u were done in bafroom, sry…

I knok nex time, prmise

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:49:15 +0000

teh shrooms r startin tew kik in…..

By: Noozilander

Noozilander — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:30:58 +0000

hehe i fink dis peterwabbit iz my cuzzin he been lookin a lot but nawt sayin much till now
hiya cuzzin hehe

By: keshet

keshet — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:45:00 +0000

Kitteh needz teh aye bleech!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:49:01 +0000

Grate Minds Think Alike

By: peterwabbit

peterwabbit — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:37:11 +0000

oh oh Lemme tri
Mad Max
Next
Open Water
Perfect Murder
Q…

By: peterwabbit

peterwabbit — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:32:14 +0000

um i iz nu still um whut iz GMTA?
i still doezent kno

By: Momo

Momo — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:00:43 +0000

LOL, it must be my BF

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:46:44 +0000

Oh, yesh, yesh, yesh. Da BBQ makes wunnerful instee dineer.

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:45:56 +0000

Ooooo NOMMY! I likes da coleslawz too. and wif bbq i need beer ifinkso.

fankyewPH!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:29:28 +0000

Was the berry gud! Ub koarse, dis beh onlee dai wun…

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:25:11 +0000

Omai tanku!
*pityfull fayc fawlz awf adn rowlz unner taybel*
Ai uzulee habs teh nawt-shoogurz reeltee, butt sokai.
Anna butterz awn teh brokkleez is teh gud tu.
*Tayks fork an putz bowf kyndz uv BBq tugedder an mixz, wun awn top and tehn teh uvver awn top, soz teh sawcez mix up reely gud*
*Tayks byt*
Mmmmm reely yummee! Ai mixz tehm so therz a bituv teh tangee anna
bit uv teh hawt on eech byt

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:17:39 +0000

Yur moast welkome! **paks tuupurwhere kintaynur full fur gammacat to tayke home** We’re gonna be eetun dis stuff fur dais!

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:15:13 +0000

Ai like “beeetch” by Meridith Brooks. Iz mai anthum.

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:12:04 +0000

Owutta pityfull fayc! **Fills playte tew oburflowin fur icanhazcoffee**

Ai iz sawree, ai nawt haz enee cheez sawse. Dere is a liddlol bit ov buddur awn it, tho.

**Pours tea** Dat iz reel tea, meenin it haz shoogur in dere, dat nawt problim?

**Sitz back to watsh her mix the bbqs tugeddur, haz nebber seen eneefing lyke it**

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:11:55 +0000

Haz u had ur daylee lowenc ub chikin soop?
*hands t_k medeyum syz bowl uv teh chikin soop wif a syd uv cwakkerz*
*Offerz nawt-poyzin orinj juus fur teh vytamen cee*

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:11:31 +0000

{{ph}} tankee for teh nommy bbq! ai luved teh vinegar sauce

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:10:43 +0000

**has Crazy Beetch sawng by Buckcherry in hed nao**

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:09:17 +0000

lots of us were sillehs in ohai-skool, aifinkso
corse, no ai keep tinkin
‘this wun tyme, on a band trip, red…’

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:07:16 +0000

Aifinked sew it wuz teh orinj kul-aid dat wuz poysun? Oar iz dat onlee in Cheezland?

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:06:24 +0000

*sneeks in wif own emtee playt an puts awn pityfull fayc*
Izderr anee weft? Ai can haz teh BBQ wif teh bowf sawcez? Ai lyks tehm mixded…
An iz der anee cheez sawse foar teh brokleez? Anai lubs teh koleslaw, tu…An ise tee tu drink plz?
Kthx.

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:04:44 +0000

**runz to grab pen** Wear dew ai syne up? Wear? Wear? Kin dis be obernyted?

By: KittehlessJon

KittehlessJon — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:04:31 +0000

PH, I make “pseudo-barbecue” in the slow cooker, too. I make it with a little brown sugar, red wine vinegar, crushed red pepper flakes, and Worcestershire sauce.

You probably can tell I spent time in North Carolina – vinegar-based sauce is *very* Eastern NC!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:04:26 +0000

Nope, hur jes crazee burd!

{{{PH}}}

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:03:38 +0000

Ai haz finked dat abowt yew cents we met! **meens dis az a complimint**

Ai iz wun too!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:03:23 +0000

Nawt long aftur wii gotted bak frum teh trip, a younger boi started teasin me, “I saw ur ****!” I wuz so embarrassed an skeered of my own shadow bak den!

Teh Red of today wudda sed, “I hope u gotted a gud luuk, cuz u nebber gonna see ‘em agin!”

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:02:36 +0000

or just ‘upgrade’ for currint huzbin??

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:01:50 +0000

But, ai iz nawt a crayzed soowee sydul cult leedur! **Gitz big teers in eyez**

By: West River rat

West River rat — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:59:55 +0000

Nawt want chairee kulade. Is whut Rev Jim Jones uzed in Jonestown massacre.
I hab nebber drinked teh kulade sins den.

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:59:11 +0000

**Finks wif a wistfulolniss ov elebenty-hunnerd yeers ago wen her husbing wuz romantic***

Ai want wun tew! Wear kin we buy dem?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:56:12 +0000

I has a noo niknayme!

A fren called me “funny beetch” dis past week-end.

I tuuk it az complimint!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:54:33 +0000

ai bets no wun has forgotin taht trip!

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:54:23 +0000

Ex lint aideea! Wud be berry efektiv dye it halpingz!

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:52:47 +0000

tankee PH
chairee kul-aid pweeze. I shudn’t drink at werk!
*nom nom nom nom*
*burp*
scuse-me!

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:52:24 +0000

U can haz teh cown slings tu?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:52:22 +0000

I onlee smoke abowt 3 a day dis tyem.

If I’m inbybin, I prolly smoke moar. I kno I did wen I smoked yeers ago.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:52:01 +0000

to should be too

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:51:35 +0000

we wimmenz is to self critikal I finkso
plz not to be so hard on urselves lovely ladies of ICHC

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:50:57 +0000

**makes a playte fur PhatCat**
**puts fud awn teh playte**

Here yew go, eggsalad choyse ov sawse! Hab sum fronsh fries, an brokkli. Dew yew lyke coal slaw? Ai don’t, butt mai huzbing saiz it’s yummee. Wut wud yew lyke to drink?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:50:44 +0000

My BFF an I had a lawng emayo conbersayshun abowt dis last week.

I kin be lowd crazy chik sumtyems (yesh, I kno ur surpryzed), an I need/want a man who iz willin to tell me wen I’m fulla carp. I nawt want stoopy caveman-guy but I nawt want total wuss ether. I nawt respek wusses.

Last nite, I wuz watchin “Moonstruck” an totally swooned ober Nicholas Cage. I lubbed teh sceen ware him nocks teh tablol over, grabs Cher, pullz hur up to him an lays a big ole kiss awn hur.

I wuz lyk, ‘DANG! Dats wut I want!”

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:50:34 +0000

OMCC!

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:48:45 +0000

Hard Target
I Robot
Jedi, Return of teh
Kill, License to
Lethal Weapon
M…