I don’t know what I’m looking at but I never want to see it again.
but wut haz been seen cannot be unseen.
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The Lady of Broccolishireham
iz horriblol!
Pls to put pantz on.
dudz… u really needz tic tac
aoooowwww teh hyuge mannatee!
Hey no peeking!
at leest mah stew dents did nawt beh sai-en dis tew meh!
hao iz teh teechin goin?
an nawt to wurree- they get over it. (ai dansed in frunt uv mai stoodints wun dae- most uv them has forgotted bai nao).
Was the berry gud! Ub koarse, dis beh onlee dai wun…
…an hiddylols!
whoa. yiiikes!
Wat haz been seen cannot be unseen
GMTA almost tew the letter.
um i iz nu still um whut iz GMTA?
i still doezent kno
Grate Minds Think Alike
hehe i fink dis peterwabbit iz my cuzzin he been lookin a lot but nawt sayin much till now
hiya cuzzin hehe
Jinx
yowza! trheepeet GMTA — iz teh spookkee!!! annipuss, nativeca66 (adn happeetayle burfdee!), adn tidmum. yu iz urnd teh esp awawrd.
Fanks calicoa.
I’m thinking of a phrase dat rhymes with deceives Kirk.
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Give up?
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Leave Work!
Almost time.
Omai eizzzzz! Mai eyzzzzz!
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
GMTA an Happi Birfdai!
Fanky annipuss. Ai jes stawped bai fur uh quicky. Hedn hoam urly t’day.
happy BD tu u, NC66!!! see u tumorrow fur ur par tay!!!
Fanks yor highness.
The kidlets prawmissed meh uh moobie night.
Man moobies! (heehee)
Coz the boy and ai awr yooshully outvoted by the Fem Federation.
Sew ai’m gittin owtta here soon.
OOOOO Man Mooveez!!!
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like mebbee
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Armageddon
Blade Runner
Chisholm
Die Hard (1, 2, 3, 4, ……)
E..
Enter the Dragon
For Your Eyes Only
Golden Eye
H….
ai wuz alweyz told those wuz chik flix.
<..>
>.< gess mawm rillee iz that weerd.
Hard Target
I Robot
Jedi, Return of teh
Kill, License to
Lethal Weapon
M…
oh oh Lemme tri
Mad Max
Next
Open Water
Perfect Murder
Q…
Quick and the Dead, The
Robocop
Silverado
T…
Happitayl Birfday NC
Early finnish is FTW . Hope you gonna do some sillybratin today IRL ?
Fanks tidmum.
I’m doin’ it in style tonight.
Rumor haz it I’m getting a new recliner with cup holder.
Perfect for watchin’ man movies.
Cooooooool
Mr T.M an teh Tidlets hads a gaming chair for xmas.It rocks an tilts an swivels, an has awl teh speekers in teh headrest an a subwuffer in teh bak!!
It r amazin for pluggin in teh Home featre system wen watch man movies.
I wudn’t noes dis ob corse, cuz I watches Girly weepies
I watched “Moonstruck” last nite.
Nicholas Cage in dat moovie….**swoons**
What has been seen, cannot be unseen
Pass teh mind bleech plz? kthnx
GMTA Tidmum – U, NC an me!
Izza freeway finkalike.
iz a Cheezmeld ifinkso
luukowt furr teh brayne crashingz…
We is on teh same freekwensee Ifinkso
OMG wazzat!
…I seez ded peepul…
da horror… da horror…
da dotts …
Whoa! DUUUUUUUUDE!
I’m jes gunna sit rite here. Kthx.
Uh, NO!
Also:
Uh, yeah, OK, I’ll be in this other corner… far away from you…
-jenn
Who has had that expression on her face a few too many times in her life…
“How did U git dat waturmelun up dere, and wut teh eff R U doin wid doze pipe-kleeenerz?!?”
Same thing we do every day Pinky, try to take over the world….
OMCC!
I’m going on vacation in 9 days and tried on my bathing suit last night. Didn’t see kitteh in the room, but apparently he was.
may I offerz ur kitteh cown slingz?
tahts why i duznt go swimming very much. skares kittehs, smal childerns, an myself!!
Mai 2! I nawt wanna sea maiself in bavving zoot sew y wud annybuddy else wanna sea mai? Aidonfinkso! Two skeery eben too des scrybe! *shudders nd hydes fayce wif floofy pause*
{{PofC}} I nows! I alwaze ware a baggee t-shirt over my swimsoot.
My swimsoot iz 2-peece, shorts an tank tawp. Cubbers moar tehn moast clothes duz!
I wunse wore a swimsoot to Floreeduh an wuz jumpin waves. Teh tawp had strings to tie arown my nek, but I nawt wanted string marks wen I gotted sun, so I nawt tyed strings arown my nek.
Teh soot stayed up, until a beeg wave came….
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Did I menshun dat dis wuz awn OHAI SKOOL BAND TRIP?!?!
Yup, I aksidentalee flashed sum fellow memberz.
U can haz teh cown slings tu?
ai bets no wun has forgotin taht trip!
Nawt long aftur wii gotted bak frum teh trip, a younger boi started teasin me, “I saw ur ****!” I wuz so embarrassed an skeered of my own shadow bak den!
Teh Red of today wudda sed, “I hope u gotted a gud luuk, cuz u nebber gonna see ‘em agin!”
lots of us were sillehs in ohai-skool, aifinkso
corse, no ai keep tinkin
‘this wun tyme, on a band trip, red…’
we wimmenz is to self critikal I finkso
plz not to be so hard on urselves lovely ladies of ICHC
to should be too
I finkso I need to print owt dis lol an put it awn my refrijermatator.
Ex lint aideea! Wud be berry efektiv dye it halpingz!
Dat kitteh luks jist lyke mai Figaro! **Walks obur to PrincessMu meadow to bisit**
*sitz down neggst tu parrothead
Wanna cookee?
I b watching mai Winkee. She lukz like she b hunting deh lizzerdz.
*nomz a cookee.
Ohai yur madjistee! Fanks fur teh cookee! **nom nom** Figaro likes teh fevvers, and hanging fings. Him wuz teh champeen jumpur!
Wunce wen ai wuz on ‘bedrest’ mai husbing hanged teh fevvery toy frum teh ceeling so ai cud lay awn teh cowch and swing the toy way out fur Figaro to play wif and chayse. Unforchewnutlee, mai husbing iz a man an him used a larj rope and a metal huk that wud hav held up teh Titanic. There wuz larj hole in mai ceelin fur lawng time.
Dem Manly Menz…. u just gotta lub ‘em!!!
Yeah, cuz teh bawdees are tu big to fit down teh garbij dispowzul.
I wud much rather has a manly man tehn a wuss!
I want a man who knoes wat him wants an has teh “akorns” to go foar it!
**blows dye-it coke out of her nose laffin** OWIE OWIE OWIE! Dat burns! ‘akorns?’ Yew bin hangin owt wif dat skwirllgirll tew mush, aifinkso.
I wuz tryin to fink of “delikat” way to say wut I wanted to say, so dats why I yoosed “akorns”.
Well, dey are delikat. **walks awf tew NB**
My BFF an I had a lawng emayo conbersayshun abowt dis last week.
I kin be lowd crazy chik sumtyems (yesh, I kno ur surpryzed), an I need/want a man who iz willin to tell me wen I’m fulla carp. I nawt want stoopy caveman-guy but I nawt want total wuss ether. I nawt respek wusses.
Last nite, I wuz watchin “Moonstruck” an totally swooned ober Nicholas Cage. I lubbed teh sceen ware him nocks teh tablol over, grabs Cher, pullz hur up to him an lays a big ole kiss awn hur.
I wuz lyk, ‘DANG! Dats wut I want!”
I has a noo niknayme!
A fren called me “funny beetch” dis past week-end.
I tuuk it az complimint!
Ai haz finked dat abowt yew cents we met! **meens dis az a complimint**
Ai iz wun too!
**has Crazy Beetch sawng by Buckcherry in hed nao**
Ai like “beeetch” by Meridith Brooks. Iz mai anthum.
**Finks wif a wistfulolniss ov elebenty-hunnerd yeers ago wen her husbing wuz romantic***
Ai want wun tew! Wear kin we buy dem?
or just ‘upgrade’ for currint huzbin??
**runz to grab pen** Wear dew ai syne up? Wear? Wear? Kin dis be obernyted?
Ohai ladymonde! Hab we met? **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
Hello, Mai Lady!! How r u dis fine ebening???
i see u fownd ur spikee green shoo!! It awlwayz makez mii smilol!
Ohai, PH.
I prolly be ur kwittin buddee.
**whispurrs** I’m awf teh waggin.
**slow sad hedshake*** Jist kiddin! **Frows wingz arown rhsb** Ai am shoar ai will hab teh berry hard time stayin awn teh waggun. We’ll trai to keep eech uthur up dere, ok?
Iz harder to kwit dis time. Teh nawt-sekkund tiem, I wanted to kwit. Dis tiem, I nawt want to kwit – I NEED to kwit (doo to bein ober 35 an bak onna pill).
Dr GirleeCat sed, “No moar smokin!” an I sed, “Even ifn I onlee smoke 3 a day?” Hur sed, “NO smokin at awl.”
Iz berry hard, ai know. **preparez tew reveel gilltee sekkrit** Ai hayted nawt smokkin wen ai wuz pregnunt, an ai startid agin az sun az ai gawt home. But ai nebber smoke insyde, ai don’t lyk teh smell! Hao dum am ai?
BUTT (hehe) we are gonna stay awn dat slippury wagon dis time! **hifives rhsb**
I nebber smoke inside teh howse oar teh car.
Basiklee, I smoke awn brakes at werk an wen teh parental yoonits is nawt home.
Iffen yew are down to 3 a day, yew will dew mush beddur den me. Ai smoke abowt 10 a day. Sometimes moar if ai am, um, imbybun.
I onlee smoke abowt 3 a day dis tyem.
If I’m inbybin, I prolly smoke moar. I kno I did wen I smoked yeers ago.
Plz put on some pants
still has fevers and feline quite pleh
2_k, u sik? Oh noes!
Oh nose, yew hab teh sikz? **gibs two_kittehs a warm blankee and a cool rag**
oh fanks parrothead
yes I fink I has deh colds and the flu, I iz achy, runny nose
and sore throat
**puts awn bio-hazzard soot an respyrator**
**hugs 2_k**
No offense, fren, but I nawt gots tyem to get sik.
Iz huzbin takin gud care of u?
yes himz maded hot toast and tea and an omlet for me
I no has mush appetites but dis was good
himz is a dear
I ar a big bebbeh when I get sick
I sounds like a squeaky mouse with mah sore throat
{{two_kittehs}} toast & teh is bestest for teh pleh sikness!
yew is lukee hubbeh tayke care of yew!
*gives 2_k bell to summon loving huzbin*
sew yew dinna hav to showt
oh fanks gammacat! U iz thotful
Haz u had ur daylee lowenc ub chikin soop?
*hands t_k medeyum syz bowl uv teh chikin soop wif a syd uv cwakkerz*
*Offerz nawt-poyzin orinj juus fur teh vytamen cee*
Back inna bit, gotta putz dinnur awn tabul.
Isn’t it better to put dinner in yer mouth?
Yew obveeuslee haz nawt eetun mai cuukin!
Akshalee, tunyte iz prettee gud wun, a had teh pork rowst in teh slo cuuker awl day, an ai shredded it an mayde barbeekyoo, haf wif teh pleh red sawse mai huzbing an dotter lyke, an half wif teh yummee binagur sawse ai like! Want sum? Yur choyse ov sawse. An we hab homemayde coal slaw, an fronsh friez, an steemed brokkli.
*wipes drool from keyboard*
taht sounds super-nommy!
**makes a plate fur gammacat**
**puts fud awn teh playte**
Dere, yew kin trai boff kynds of sawce, den git moar ov yur favrit. Wut wud yew lyk tew drink? We hab waddur, sew-duh, milk, tea, chairee kul-aid, oar strongur stuffs?
Nudges in next to PH. Looks at Gammacat wif big roundy pafetic eyez. Can I has BBQ. Binnegar kplezthx?
**makes a playte fur PhatCat**
**puts fud awn teh playte**
Here yew go, eggsalad choyse ov sawse! Hab sum fronsh fries, an brokkli. Dew yew lyke coal slaw? Ai don’t, butt mai huzbing saiz it’s yummee. Wut wud yew lyke to drink?
Ooooo NOMMY! I likes da coleslawz too. and wif bbq i need beer ifinkso.
fankyewPH!
tankee PH
chairee kul-aid pweeze. I shudn’t drink at werk!
*nom nom nom nom*
*burp*
scuse-me!
Nawt want chairee kulade. Is whut Rev Jim Jones uzed in Jonestown massacre.
I hab nebber drinked teh kulade sins den.
But, ai iz nawt a crayzed soowee sydul cult leedur! **Gitz big teers in eyez**
Nope, hur jes crazee burd!
{{{PH}}}
{{ph}} tankee for teh nommy bbq! ai luved teh vinegar sauce
Yur moast welkome! **paks tuupurwhere kintaynur full fur gammacat to tayke home** We’re gonna be eetun dis stuff fur dais!
Oh, yesh, yesh, yesh. Da BBQ makes wunnerful instee dineer.
Aifinked sew it wuz teh orinj kul-aid dat wuz poysun? Oar iz dat onlee in Cheezland?
PH, I make “pseudo-barbecue” in the slow cooker, too. I make it with a little brown sugar, red wine vinegar, crushed red pepper flakes, and Worcestershire sauce.
You probably can tell I spent time in North Carolina – vinegar-based sauce is *very* Eastern NC!
*sneeks in wif own emtee playt an puts awn pityfull fayc*
Izderr anee weft? Ai can haz teh BBQ wif teh bowf sawcez? Ai lyks tehm mixded…
An iz der anee cheez sawse foar teh brokleez? Anai lubs teh koleslaw, tu…An ise tee tu drink plz?
Kthx.
Owutta pityfull fayc! **Fills playte tew oburflowin fur icanhazcoffee**
Ai iz sawree, ai nawt haz enee cheez sawse. Dere is a liddlol bit ov buddur awn it, tho.
**Pours tea** Dat iz reel tea, meenin it haz shoogur in dere, dat nawt problim?
**Sitz back to watsh her mix the bbqs tugeddur, haz nebber seen eneefing lyke it**
Omai tanku!
*pityfull fayc fawlz awf adn rowlz unner taybel*
Ai uzulee habs teh nawt-shoogurz reeltee, butt sokai.
Anna butterz awn teh brokkleez is teh gud tu.
*Tayks fork an putz bowf kyndz uv BBq tugedder an mixz, wun awn top and tehn teh uvver awn top, soz teh sawcez mix up reely gud*
*Tayks byt*
Mmmmm reely yummee! Ai mixz tehm so therz a bituv teh tangee anna
bit uv teh hawt on eech byt
LOL, it must be my BF
Kitteh needz teh aye bleech!
Lemonparty
*y u no face*
Y U NO lemons?
teh shrooms r startin tew kik in…..
Uh, I thot u were done in bafroom, sry…
I knok nex time, prmise
THIS cat has let it’s self go!
Lemon party. Tragic. I suggest an Oedipus.
dis my cuzin ! leeve him LONe! 1!.
OMG!!!!!!!! that ooks EXACTLY like MY cat, moustache and fat belly and big wite paws and eyes and everything!!!! WTH???!!!!! btw his name is jasper.
This guy clearly stayed at my ‘Native Guest House’ in Yellowknife, NTh
looks like the cat is wearing a suit LOL