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Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Birthday Dear
*Deep Breath*
Zauberflöte nativeca66 ManfredMom tabbehkitteh nyghtwind Whiskers Ittehbittehkitteh Charlie Darwin and Anybodyelsewhohadabirthday…
Happy Birthday to Yooooooooooooooooooooooou!
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*Hick*
*Giggle*
Silly horse. It’s back to the barn for you…
dat’s a punishmint?
Hey skwirrlgrrl. Iz dere gunna be musik at dis party?
How ’bout dis?
youtube.com/watch?v=kHjT-TEqLBs
~suddenly has urge for parfay~
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psst, rhsb. Doan worry. Yew can watch it. I’z nawt rollin’ yew
Parfay yew say?
Check out dis new dwink ai discovered.
~mixes Hpnotiq and Parfait Amour~
Iz cawled uh Hyacinthe.
~pours NC wun~
~pours several udders foar awl the cheezpeeps~
mmmm, nommy!
*sip sip sip*
hic!
iz gud mewzic! it maykz me wanna danz
or mebbe wok 500 mailes jes tu be de kitteh dat woks 500 mor, jes tu
be de one dat woks 1000 mailes to fahl down at ur door
Dat’s okai,Petunia…ai will goes wif u!
* hick *
*snerk *
*opens teh barn doors an letz Petunia an Kidney Stones an BR bak in*
Yoo can just sleep it awf!
*littllol Uneek Orn, just bak frum taeking littlol caretroll awl around Cheezland, trots up too!*
*gibs awl ov tehm sum shugar cyoobs an applols*
*pet pet pet pet as teh go to tehr stalls*
OK yoo guize!
*Hick*
Fanks, Auntie Janet…
*Giggle*
** hick **
Oooo…appols! Fanks!!
** snerk **
Sugar…nomnomnomnom…
** begins shaking **
yu waz obiusly on da last lol
happee birf-dai to all and tew all a gud nite!
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oh noes!! da hardtoblowout canduls disappeered!! you jest has to purrrtend dey R dere, ‘kay?
*reaches paw out to swipe da fudgey swirl @that be oozing out da side*
*gets chonklit all ober face but it obliveeyus*
~takes deep breath~
~closes eyes~
*wishes CCC wuld com already*
*blows*
*it is beautimous sweetpea, fanky*
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER NATIVECA66 ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Ai hav no speshull prezzie but sum hugs {{{{{nativeca66}}}} an schmooz an mai thanks that yoo ar heer an amaize us wif yur grafik skills – an fur being a gud frend!
*fanky JPAK*
~moar bwainz ooze owt~
Get up yew wimp.
Iz jes uh liddlol hed wound.
Yor missing awl teh festivities.
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up NC66′s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv birfdai theemd dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
ohfankyannipussdatwuzaneggsaladreskew
heyaifeelfunny
wutwuzindathawtchoklit?
~runsarowndincirclolz~
thisizkewl
aiculdgitalotobwurkdunlikedis
elebentyelebentyelebenty!!!
Ai thort it wuz regyooler choklitt. Sumwun muss hab got at teh CCC wen Ai wuzn’t lukkin…..
~ransacksCCC~
mehbeeaicanhasantidote
elebentyelebentyelebenty!!!
~bavingcapsandchoklitpossumsflyeberywhere~
itmustbeheresumwhere
whereizit
~findsbotlolobsloeginstashedinbak~
~takesuhdwink~
*SLOEINGDOWN*
*SLOE-ING DOWN*
*Sloe-ING Down*
*sloe–ing down*
*sloe—-ing dowwwwnnn*
ooooopppsss tewwww farrrrr
takes sipppp of haaawwwwwt choklittttt
*check check check. Iz dis fing awn?*
Dats beddur.
Aer u bakk 2 nermal naow? Watebber nermal iz!!!!
Yesh. Fanky.
~luks in mirror~
~sees small grey stripey kitteh wif big eyes~
*hed bonks grey stripey kitteh*
aren’t yew a cutie pi!
Why fanky.
Ai jes gawt back frum Abu Dhabi, again.
*luks at nativeca66 wif hopeful fayce*
ai can sum speshul hawtchoclit! wuld help me get threw all tihs werk!
`Parentlee sumwun haz putted sumfing in teh hawt chokklit awn teh CCC. AAi wull haz 2 get sum frosh supplize – can’t risk gibbin stranj fings 2 splort bictims…
*carefully backs up shinee pink cart with GIANT bocks in bac*
*touches button on bocks*
*teh bocks falls open wif a shower of catfettie to reveal*
A brick pillar wif a lite on top an a house sine taht says ’66 N 66th Circle’
hoppy birf-dai nativeca66!
*fanky gammacat*
*dis will com in handy next time there’s pi*
Yew and yor pastry geometry.
Fanky gammacat. Iz lubly.
yer welcum! schmoos an snorgles tew both of yew on this happytayle dai!
you are kwite welclolm fr da caek, i kno you can has talent to maek purtier wuns- mine definitelye haz teh hoemadefrom scratchby non profeshunal look- but ’tis delishus n nootrishus by teh majik 0 ICHC
Shirley you noes dat my comet was fr nativeca55+elebentea
It WUZ delishus.
*whispers*
ai like the hoemade wunz beddur N-E-ways
jes like IRL, mai OCD prebents meh frum makin’ dem
dats why mine iz store bought (read copied and pasted)
*sigh*
~hazza jealus~
pitifulfferts, dose wuz kind werdz; glad chew enjoy’d da caek!
pea. es. it majikally chanj’s to da flavah you like best.
*ponders* wundre wot flavahs da burfdae peeps chewsinged?
…
Amaranth
Brrrrrrgamot
Capsaicin
D…
Devils Food Chocolate
Extra Moist Cherry Vanilla Almond
French Vanilla Marble
Ganache filled
H…
Hunnie
Ingwer
Jamaikan rum
L. . . .
Langostino
Mango/guava/piña
Noo Zilland Kiwi (froot, not da burd or purson)
Ornj (not poysin, pwomiss)
Pea
Quinz
R…
Raspberry
Strawberry
Toffeee!
Upsidedown, pineapplol
Veritaserum
Watta melon
Xylitol
Yello Skwash
Zabagglione
Raspberry choklit
Strawberry angels food
Teacakes
Uver flaver ai can’t fink uv…
Vanilla
We reely lubs teh cakes…
Xtreemlee yummy wuns, speshlee…
Yu knoe ai am runded outta typs heer
Zwieback is a cookie nawt a cake aifink
ai cuddent leeb teh list unfinnishd… it lukd lonelee adn forlorn…
Raspberry choklit…..mai faborite fud combinashun!!! *Wandurs off 2 kitshun n serch ov noms*
happi birfdais tew awl teh gud cheezpeeps hoo haf birfdais diz munth! ai send yew lotsa gud gushiefuds!
Gracias fur yur greetings! Teh toona pat-tay wuz mai faborit.
happytail birfdai tabbehkitteh! mai yew alwasy have lots of snorgles!
*hands tabbehkitteh majik glass taht always has teh purrfect drink*
Many fangs, gammacat! I’z yewsing it fur toasting down teh thred!
awwwww- teh widdle pinky toe pads ub teh crime kitteh!
this is so funny i just want a nother cat
call my lolyer!!!
i was setup by dat stoopy goggiee…
but i will use the awesum power of my kyooot tew escape!
~drags NC66 in frum last lol~
Ai’m innocent!
♫ Nobawdy noes teh trouble ai’ve seen ♫
i finkso u meened “nobuddee noez deh trublol i’ve Been!”
Happy brifdais to teh twinz nC66 and shirley66.
I has offen wunnered, which wun iz teh gud twin nd which wun iz teh ebil wun?
Schmoos! to yu bofe.
Happy birfdays also to Zauberflöte, ManfredMom, tabbehkitteh, nyghtwind, Whiskers, Ittehbittehkitteh. Also to Mr. Chuck Darwin, wifout whom w wulds nawt be sitting here, using aour opposabul fumbs for typing. Hmmm…I wunners if Mr. Chuck Darwin evoled into Mr. Chuck Norris, teh Apex ov hooman ebolushun.
*raises majikal glass frum gammacat frum up teh thred*
A toast tu Chuck Darwin!
A toast tu opposabul fumbs!
*klinkee klinkee*
ai almost forgot! A toast to Chuck!
*klink klink*
NAwt tu forget Abe Lincolns pls. Him wuz teh kitteh purrsun tu.
To Abe!!
**klink klink**
~points tew shirley~
*she is the ebil wun*
~points tew shirley~
he is the ebil wun
Wait!…Wut?
LOL!!!!
The truff koms wif a kwickness.
O Hai Shirley: yuu bees soe KYUOOTE!!!!
Fanky CKK, butt nobawdy beats dat smilol fur KYUOOTENESS!!!
Ai wantz 2 adoptedz dis kitteh! Hiz cyootness is too much. Mai heds going to splortz!
Ai no, ai no!!! Mitu! (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((^^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
An a snorgle.
An a leegul profeshnul
2 wish happi birfdaiz
Hewoh? Why fanky annipuss.
Yoo awr where? Syrsly?
No I doan know uh gud loyler.
OH NOES!
Kitteh was FRAMED!
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Happy Birfdai nativeca66!!!
and, Zauberflöte, ManfredMom, tabbehkitteh, nyghtwind, Whiskers, Ittehbittehkitteh, and last but not teh leest Charlie Darwin !!!
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Did we get a big enuf caek??
Ifinkso we need… *counts* ate layers!!
I ate a layer!!! it wuz nommy!!
Fangs yu berry mush, skwirrlgirl! Dat caek wuz delishimus. Iz berry fun to sillybrate wif teh cheezpeeps. Happytail burfday tu al teh Febrooary cheezpeeps!!
*BIRFDAY SCHMOO* to tabbehkitteh!!
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and oh yesssssssss…
I mite be takin my lief in my hands heer, but I can’t halp myself: Happy Birfday Month to Dan! ♥
*runsawaywifakwikness*
Is it or Dan’s birfdai munf? Are we sillybrayitng all munf long, sins we duzzn’t no teh day?
Happy birfday, Dan!
No no, booklion!
It haz to bee “BurfMUNTH! Happee Burfmunth!
Itz OK! He sed wee cud do it!
But ai wuz gonna doo it in a separate place! We haz . . .4 daiz yet!!
wot?? U found out teh ackshual day???
and he sed we cud???
I mist somethin somewhere!
Last I noo, he wuzn’t tellin, and din’t want us axing.
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*wispers*
and u meen it’s on V-Day???
That wuld mayke sense, why he nawt wantt peeps to know. Fink ov the teezing!
its not sew bad. Dad-cat’s birfdai is on V-day. eezee peezee to member!
Hee sez its private an eben hiz best frenz dont know! Ai think he just duzznnt want peepl fussing! But. . .we can fuss awn teh RONG day! ;0
No – but taht WUD be ppropreeate!
But taht wud bee in teh rite *coff coff* *whispurrs* taim frayme!
I will pretend I din’t see that!
*goez off wissling*
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER TABBEHKITTEH ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Woweee! I haz a honnered, JCH4or5K! Yer voyz iz most melodious! Fangs yu!
Hao iz yer fingur? Gettin beddur?
Thanks, tabbehkitteh. Tomorrow iz teh Sir Jury – an tehn ai will know.
And wut uh lubly frame it iz.
It outlines yor features purrfectly.
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Awn behalf of NC66, fanks for the birfday sillybations skwirrlgrrl.
oh Iz all abowt a partee, u knows!
I has a prezzie for him.. u can shares if u wants!
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Ta-dah! I saw he wuz gettin a eesy chare.. so I gotted him this speshul hat to ware wile he sits in teh noo chare. It’s a beer drinkin hat! U knows.. u puts teh beer in teh top, and tehre’s a straw that comes down, rite to ur mouth, sew u has ur hands free to werk teh remote!
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Now no fiting over this u two!!
~puts awn beer hat~
Now where did ai put doez gogglols?
Oh yesh. Here dey awr.
~pulls owt six pack~
*PSHHHHT*
~eazes intu chare~
Fanky leeza. Iz purrfect!
What?! Who did this?
Kitteh luks nuffin like Roger Rabbit.
Ahm innosent, ai promiss!
Cattica! Cattica!!
…but louder
CATTICA! CATTICA! CATTICA!
kitteh needz lil tin cup tew bahng awn teh barz
I needz a glass to klink in teh barz…
I haz tu kal Cheezburgrz tu Go.
I ….unnnh … haz….
adn Shirly, tu!!
* drag, drag,
Uuuummmph …sumfing
* push, shuv,
eerrrrggghhhh …. fur
* drag, drag
uuummmmppph ….. ya
* push, shuv
Nnnnnngghhhh ….aaaahhhh …. NC66!!!
Whew, datz hevy!!!
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*giant box rapt wif 3 differnt kindz uv rapping paperz sitz in frunt uv Nativeca66
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*He opunz it keerfully adn bholdz a Route 66 hiway sign.
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I …um…. fownding it… ya, dat’z it, I fownded it…. it wuz just laying bside deh rode wen wii wented threw Okeehoma!! Adn I wanting tu b eco frenlee so I dee sided tu recyclol it!!
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Happee Burthday NC66!!!
IT’Z PURRFECT!
Fanky fanky.
~Hangs Route 66 sign in rec room~
~luks around room~
Whatta wreck!
~pokes NC66~
Hey, git up and luk at this.
*ai lub it!*
*quit touchin’ meh*
boop!
*puts googlee eyed bebbeh otter sticker on NC66′s nose*
~looks at nose cross-eyed~
~shakes hed~
Oooo lookit the eyez. How fun!
~shakes butt~
in cow-ledge, owr dorm *had* a pretty gud collection.
til there was a news story bout sum kids gettin arrested.
then the dorm manager freeked and tossed teh sines!
~pokes hed in barn~
WOW!
Yew reskewed awl them signs?
Yew awr teh true freedom fighter janet!
~pawnders why janet fights freedom~
i notz du it, i hav an innoscentz
Ebery wun in heer iz innosent, egg-sept foar Red – teh onlee giltee man in Shawshank.
shawshank redemption one of mine fav’z
ut oh, ai fink ai see sum pinkee toe pads!
*capers an prances wile holdin tite tew CHRG*
Plz take me home, I no wants to be in deh sheltah
I will be Ur kitteh and U beez mah hyoomin
I iz
adorable
byootiful
can catch mices and otter critturs
d…
Dorable wif a A
Eggstra snorglee
Floofy
Grate at cheerin u upz
Happitail
I….
Incredibly kyoot
Just teh rite floofiness
KYOOOTTTT!
Luvable
M…
Innosent
Just de rite size
Kuddly
L…
Maus ketching
Nicer tahn enething!
Obviouslee waht yoo needed to bee happee!
P. . .
Pwactically Purrfect in ebery wai!
Quite KYOOOOOT (sowwy, can’t resist teh pinkee toe pads)
Rite for yew
Sew soft
T…
Pinkee pinkee toe pads
Quiet…til u trine tew sleep
Reely sweet
Sawft-ai haz it
Trubble? nawt meh!
U…..
Ur fren thru thick and thin
Verry cuddly
Will purr and gib hed bonks to makes U feel bettah
X..
Xcroosheeatinglee cuute
Yu need meh!
Zabaglione goez wel wif kittehs.
Happy Birfday, frenz!
I BMOB’d. **holds up bottlol of tekillya**
I’ll be ober heer in dis chare.
**slinks down in chare in corner, lites ciggy, an upenz bottlol of tekillya**
whut is deh matter with Uz
why is sitting bah Ur self
does U wanna share?
:pulls up a chare besides rhsb
Share my tekillya?
I dunno. Iz been wun of dem dayz, an iz no whare neer tyem to go hoam yet! (Nawt dat goin hoam iz gonna be enny bedder.)
Pluz, I feels lyk sumfin teh kitteh dragged in an teh goggie nawt touch.
Uhhh…did u say ciggy ??
** stern luk **
*brings over lime, salt, more tekillya, and cake*
hav sum cake red!
*takes cig and runsawaiwifkwikness wile red is distracted by cake*
Nyce manuver dere,gamma !!
**pulls nother ciggy outta sekrit hidin playse**
Y’all iz been raynin heer awl day an I gots seryus case of teh frizzies.
**ponders pullin a Britney an shavin hed**
Pullin a Brittney is NEBBER a gud idea !!
Nao Eeck, it mite be gud eyedea.
U nawt has to fite wif hares. Jes pik wut wig u want an ware it.
I cud be redhed wun day, blonde anudder, put awn skarf oar hat if I nawt wanna ware wig….
acshewwally, ai was contimplating tihs ideya tew.
its gotta be easier than warshing, styling, etc etc!
Let me light that for you, Red. Putting the ol’ Zippo to a good use for a change…
Fanks, Maus.
<3
*gives Maus a stern luk*
yer not holping! has sum scotch or sum scotts
now, where are doz ciggs comming frum?
*ponders where red’s ‘sekrit hidin playse’ is*
*taykes sip of strawbucs cawfee wif tew manee calories*
ai has mai weekneeses tew red
yew has three opshuns – comfee chayre by teh fire wif cheezpeeps, puttin on ebil buts an goin tew town, or watchin Maus juggle bebbeh rabid weezuls (sinse i cant find GP)
cigs cumez frum da bacco farmz dat b all ober da placez in KY
~plops down in chare next tew rhsb~
*SNORGLE*
~pullz owt own ciggy~
~feels eyes staring at himz, luks up~
Wut?
Yeah, ai awf teh wagon tew.
~cuddles rhsb~
Tell meh awl about it red.
Here hab uh hyacinthe.
Did yew see the song ai played?
…but I didn’t tell Kenneth the Frequency
REM ref, FTW!
BUTT, did yoo shoot teh sherif?
“butt”
merf.
I didn’t neither did I shoot himz deputy
REM!
Gud sawng-Dere owld stuf wuz bedder, doh.
Also Game Theory reference
(possibly earlier, not sure)
or Dan Rather reference
(the original)
Happee Happee Burfdai!!!!!!!!!
*Ai flies in awn a litening stryke*
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*Handz eberee Burfdai Cheezepeep dere own speshul sparklee emerold dat mayks dreemz cum trooz*
*Flies awai awn litening styke a lytol sad cos haz a big bizzy at wurk adn can nawt stai parwty…
Has a bwillianty tyme eberywun!!
Tank suit, TCM! Teh speshul sparklee emerold dat mayks dreemz cum trooz is byootimus. Mai nawt-sekkund wish is that teh big bizzy at wurk goes by berry fast adn yu can come bak adn parwty.
Fanky fur the emerold TCM.
Ai wish…
Ai wish…
Ai…wish ai wuz in dixie…
No, no…
Ai wish…
Ai wish…
Ai wish foar awl mai cheezfwends tew be well, happy and peaceful.
May teh hinjez ob fwendship neber rust.
For N-E-wun wonderin’ why ai’m wishin’ awn uh dream emerold…
Dat easy…A dream is a wish your heart makes,
and from teh bottom ob my heart, ai wish awl mai cheezfwends the best.
May ALL our dreams come true.
Frum yur maouf to Ceiling Cat’s eers!
I can has purranda rites?
U haz teh rite tew remayne cayuute. If u gib up taht rite anee floof mai bee enuff tew maik uz skwee.
Also haz rite 2 layz on mah bear feetz 2 keepz em warm.
now bringz in teh soft cooshon!
nobuddee ‘spects de Spanish Inqui- Inqwit – dose guys in de red dwesses.
Poke her with the soft cushions!
Hay! Wat happened tew mai cup of cawfee at 11? Halp, halp, ahm bean repressed!
kwiet, U, or we’lll give you teh comfrey chair!
Ize startin kitteh bail bondz. Ai gonna requirez tree hourz uv lettin me pet w/no scratcheez and too hourz pretendin Ai am da boss fer each kitteh Ai bailz outta jayle.
too hourz uv pertendin u iz teh boss? Kitteh finks tahts a mitey steep pryce!
Den dey getz NOE bail.
Hmmm, aifinkso kitttehs wud ravver bii enjale den tu riilink wish de Boss tietle. Butt (hee) dey’ll pwamis aneefing tu git dere wai.
Iz gonna hav uh garantee clawz ritten in da contrakt.
Finkin yur da Boss will garantee da claws!
Hoppy birdday to awl ov you hoos birdday it iz!
whew! a dubble doze ob kuyte todai this LOLkitten and teh last juan!
tehy reely shud poast a warnin wen tehy gib uz tew such cayuties sew close togevver!
*sneaks in from werk wif much kwikness*
thankee for all de cheezpeeps hoo gave me the birfdai wishes adn happitay to all de otter birfdai cheezpeeps!
*goes bak to werk wif much grumblings*
stoopie werk……
o nyghtwind, happee belayted birfdai tew u! Ai hoap u had beeg funz!
nyghtwynd, doan fergit yur burfdai treetz! Taek ‘um wif yu!
**handz nyghtwynd speshul burfdai plate wif caek adn cocomut carmel walnut bar thingies**
**passes nyghtwynd a floot ub champayn wif mennee bublols**
here’s a teh speshul sparklee emerold from TheCatsMutha dat maeks dreemz come troo**
happee belayted burfdai, nyghtwynd!
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♫ HAPPEY (belayted) BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY (belayted) BIRFDAY ♪ DEER NYGHTWYND ♫
♫ HAPPEY (belayted) BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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LAYTE Scmooz an Hugs to yoo!!
happitayle birthdai nyghtwind!
*birthdai shmoo & boop!*
*hands nw a glass taht alwais has teh purrfect drink*
*shows pointee ends to pleh werk*
happee burfday nyghtwind!! schmooz an hedbonks to yoo!
Juss notisst dat dere aer 144 commints. Dat’s gross…..
*snerk*
:snerk:
Nawt gross now!
Dat so gross makes me groan.
*groan*
*heddesk*
Aawwwwl..littlol orinj n wite babeh kitteh..u can has mai hart
O, Ah can haz dis bebbeh? Wil evun cawl him Jorj.
duz u also prawmis tew hugg him an skweeze him an pet him an pat him?
Den sine heer….an heer…..an inishul heer…..otay, bebbehs urs!
::: sines happpppully :::
Cums awn, Jorj. Tiem fer u 2 b skweeze an pet and pat. Da hug skeddulk fer laders dis afternoon.
Ohai CheezPeeps!! I knows I’s posty WAY down heer, but I hassa nownssmint!!!1!!
KarmicBalance, my rescue kitteh who is vry faemuss to all teh cheezpeeps, expeshulie teh wunz who halpt meh owt wif him lass yeer……
KB and I went on our VERY FIRST EVER OFFICIAL THERAPY VISIT!!
We went to Peninsula Behavioral Hospital in Knoxville, TN. We went to the kids/adolescents wing. KB was a SUPERSTAR. He was polite and good, let all the kids pet him, and was just adored by all the staff. He tolerated a very excited boy who picked him up and snuggled him. He sat happily while six girls all came over and crowded around him and petted him. He went directly to every single person who put their hand out and said “here kitty!” He was a PRO.
He was a STUD in his harness and leash and adorable red HABIT bandanna.
I am SO proud of him.
Thank you, thank you cheezpeeps!!!
awww so sweet, U must has a proud
does U has pictures?
{{{KB and elfi}}}
nawt yetz. I dint has kamra wif meh, but I will slip his bandanna back on him and take some pics soon.
I’m moving this weekend… and this was just the break I needed. 
Elfie! Hao grate to see yoo! Ai red awn teh Town Cryer hao wonderful KB wuz being! An we awl haz such a proud fur him – an yoo!
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An ai hoep we will be seeing teh pikchoors soon! An maybe. . .sum day. . .ai will get to see him in akshun wif mai verree own ayes! ;0
three cheers for elfi & KB!!! ai has a happitayle for yew and teh kidlets
yew & KB cheered up!
All together now
Hip Hip…
HOORAY!!!!
Hip Hip…
HOORAY!!!
And Hip Hip…
HOORAY!!
Hooray!
Hooray!
WHOOOHOOOO!!!!
o gammacat, fankoo foar teh happitael!! Dis is gud, kuz KB nont gots a tael, so him no can has happitael. But him has happi enniewaez.
Nao him taek well-dazrvd napz0r.
*puffs owt orinj furreh chest*
KB, owr hero kitteh! And elfi, hims fur-purrsun. Hao WUNderful! Hip hip – HOORAY!
We awl has a prowd.
*puffs owt chest even further, almost falls over*
This is wunderful, and we needs PIKSHORS!!!
And happeh burthday to awl owr burthday peeps! *dantz dantz dantz*
*Joynes gremlin in teh festiv dansing fur Elfie and KB*
*an teh burthday peeps*
*dantz dantz dantz*
*swoop swoop swirl twerl*
*grabz Janetz pawz adn joynz in deh dans
dans, dans, dans
HURRAY fur KB!!!
dans, dans, dans — Jazz handz!!!!
dinna forgit teh happitayle wiggle
*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
*joins teh ladies awn the dans floor*
*duz teh hussle*
doo doo doo
da doo duh doo…doo doo
*joyns gremlin and janet in festiv dansing*
*dans dans dans*
*twirl twirl twirl*
*danz an’ twurl az I do moar londree an’ pax moar boxxiz.*
O cheezpeeps, I haet paxing. I haetz mooving.
We’s gonna livz in rokkittown, USA (Huntsville, Alabama)
I’s tired of this moving fing.
But I haz teh kibbltrawnic skuzzlbutt to maeks meh prowd!!
–Elfi
YAYYYY!!! For teh kibbltrawnic skuzzlbutt
I can has a vicariuss prowd too ?
Well done, KB teh Awsumest.
Hope teh move goes okay, Elfi.
{{{{Elfi, Mr Elfi KB an all}}}}}
Joins in teh Cheezdanse..
wearing plaid flannelette peejays in honner ov NC66′s Birfday…
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Wishing AWL teh Cheezfrenz hoo is habbin Birfdays a wunnerful day and hands owt liddle boxes wiv seekrits inside.
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*Twirl an Spin an CAper an Pranse…
Doin teh Happitayl Birfday danse*..dansdansdansdansdansdans..
…falls down Boom! Ded frum teh Cyoot widdle orinj kitteh wiv pinkee toepads an pinkee nose…
Dansin’ flannel clad beauty? Foar my birfday?
Fanky eberywun. Yew shuldn’t have.
Ai can take bow off now?
Whut wud be seen, cud nawt be unseen…
oh how wunderful!! wut a gud kitteh, an i’m shur him maed evreewun him visited VERY HAPPY!! {{{elfi}}} {{{kb}}} want to see pikshurs ob teh kyootie in himz liddle red bandana!
Mr. President kitteh can end this all with one.
No, kitteh no can has fone call. Kitteh iz nsergent ands haz been in secret redittionz. What if kitteh haz actionable cheezburger intellegence?
HAY! Ai noez mai rites! Lemme cawl mai lolyer….
“bad boiz, bad boiz, wutchu gunna du? wutchu gunna du wen dey comes fur yoo, bad boiz, bad boiz….”
(dans arown, twirlz awn bak uv shell…)
Ai will bayk yu a kayk wif a fyle init, Kitteh! Yu sew kyoote, Ai brake yu owt!!!
haow uz peeps tawk lyk dis soooo fast??? how doez u no eetchodur soo well??
Well, we jus luvs the kittehs, and the luv cubbers all tings.
Kitteh pleads case to Sapreem Cort
Cort dy’s of the Kewt
(Happy berfday to all the berfday peoples)
Ai wuntz tu appeal dis convixshun!
Full pardon for stripey darling kitteh…and sentenced to immediate forebber home to eats tashty meetzes and sleeps in da bend of da hoomans’ legs, where warm and safe for purrin…
The poor litle jail kitteh…
Lulz. Reminds meh ov teh Jokr.
ummm i can haz kweshtun…….
how duz ai gets mah username in da “name” box??? evree1 els haz dat but meh. and iz also a link but myn iznt