Video: Cat Evicts Dog
teh kitteh musta wanted teh best seet in teh howse.
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bye, goggie!
Ohai!
Conga Rats Elayshuns awn ur nawt-sekkund comment calicocoa!
fanx, ichcoffee! j0yn uss foar sum champayn?
Conga rats! *dans dans* Can I offur ewe a tastee choklit cookie wif cocoa (wipped creem onna top)?
ooooo fanx, speshulkat! sew nommee! hav sum champaine?
Fankee fur champerz, mmm… fizzee! Anneebody innerested in sum choklit martooniez? *holds out tray wif glassez onnit*
ohai and kongy-ratzy, ccc!
yore abatar looks moar lyke dark chockylate tahn calicocoa!
o well, awl chockylate is gud!
i bin pkging up chokytale harts 2 nite 2 send 2 sum frenz (liddelol Mozart hartchens frum Ostree-ah), a, wadeaminite
*rummages thru teh bockes*
*finds more tiny chocky harts*
*gibs sum to CCC*
*gobblols up a few, tew*
LOL!! Poor goggie!!
Git orf moi Laaand!!!!!
Ai am a bit new heer, soai nawt reely knoe hao to deesyd if u haz a ty fur nawt-sekkund. U boaf gotted teh commints in atta saym minnit, so aifinkso u haza ty foar teh nawt-sekkund…
Ennywun else out derr yet? Halp! Ai nawt knoe wut to doo…
Yesh, Calicocoa an I tyed for teh nawt sekkund spot.
Congratulayshuns Calicocoa
We can go to teh Ty boot eek …*Grabs Calicocoa by teh paw an off we skip..*
Whoohoo!!!..I finkso I wud liek to choose a pair ob wellygogs wiv Kittehpaw prints awn..Teh snow R meltin, teh rain is cummin an I doan want wet feetses..
Whut about yoo, Calicocoa? Ennyfing tikklin yor fancy this mornin?
Hellu!
Yes – dey be tyed up foar de nawt-sekkund – an Calicoca gits eggstra sillybrayshuns for being at de top ob de brayd!
*drags de sillibrayshuntrawlleh owt – it be full ob all u cud want! drinkies – hawt oar coald – cookies an biskits an caeks – an de laytest dans dans dans wigglol wigglol wigglol-muzik!*
Hab fun – ai’ll be bakk layter!
ohai! 1 wondrz hoew to join the visit, Plez two halp?!!!
Just go wif teh rest, bom_momme. Dey noes teh way! U can has bobblol-hedded kittehs and snoglobes and scarfs wif kitteh paw prints on dem and blankits wif teh cheez map on it and kitteh joolery and stuffs… just go and pick sumfink u like! Is awl free!
U knows, der will be demandz for dese itemz IRL.
Is nawt 4 mii, butt (snrk?!) sumwun cud maybe make teh munnies!
ohai tidmum! congarats tuyu furr teh nawt sekkind ty!!! yersh, wii dansink tu teh ty buteek, adn ai wantsta fynd sum gnu champayn glassus foar teh drinkiez kart…
yesh, goggy…do git orf moi land!
yoo knot alolwed hear;
eye hassa re-training order!
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hai, obber dere in tti, tidmum! congo-ratz an guten Morning from teh middlol ob ‘merika!
Waytaminnit…werrd mai toy goggoe goe???
We’re closed now
Bit unsafe … poor goggeh could hab lost an eye
yeh.. poor goggie.. but da kat wus rite… is cat doowr not goggie doowr
kitteh: “u can’t cume in hear”
goggeh: “y not?”
kitteh: “tihs is cat door”
goggeh: “but there is no goggeh door”
kitteh: “yes, i noes”
yes, its cat door, no goggeh door. Goggeh go make owner buy him goggeh door.
Goggie don’e tak teh hint. Dey’re sloe laik dat.
oar mebbeh just eeternelly opteemistiek!!!
*wisperz*
Izzat a tee ar oh ell ell up dair? The cair kynd?
*poynts floofypaw up tu teh commint abuv*
Ai nawt wanna sae enneefing jus in cays…
Ai nawt wanna get wartz or nuffin!
hmm – a hard cawl…
mebbeh just oberpurrtektib ob goggies!
Oai hoep so… Ai am nawt-lyking teh tee ar oh ell ells..
Ai herd u kin git wartz an stuffz frum tehm!
Ai nawt poke it jus in cays!
whell – wen in daouts – hugg de neareast friendleh cheezepeep!
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Omai! Ai lubs teh hugs!
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No, don’t poke it, icanhazcoffee. Instead, have a hug.
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Pweeze refur to the cheez town cryer at
h t t p ://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/2009/01/29/editorial-dont-feed-deh-trollz/
for teh correckt proceedure in dealing wif tee arr oh ell ell ess. And nao dere is cake 4 u in mai kitchen – applol cayk wif hot vaniila sauce
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Wellllll, maybee jus wun littlol peec befoar ai go tu teh sleepytym – ai lubs dezerrts!
Nytol!
Ai saw on teh last thread u has awlready read the edeetoreeal, sawry! Here, have a nice warm blankit to snuggle wif. Gud nite, icanhazcoffee!
ooh – aplolcaek an banilla sause!!!! yummy!!!!
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Fankyu! eets purrrrfekt wif my aplolandcinnanomnom tea!
an heer b sum fronsch petty-foorz, strait frum mai privit patissree
n mai cateau! tey b habbeeng dare-y kreme an choklit
2 sillyberate yur urlee moarneeng tryumf!
Ai wil halp tu kik tihs monstur tu teh kurb. An beyawnd!
I can has Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster plzkthx?
*wispurrs – ai has hedachee an generul pleh! maybee PGGB will helpz?*
ohai africat! hav sum champaine? mebbeh halping awlso…
ahai, AfriCat!
long thyme, nose-y!
wear yoo bin?
at teh Resty-rant at teh end ob Teh You-knee burse?
yoo noo gits gud surbis?
*gibs PGGB and sum ob kk’s fronsch-mayded chaulky-lotty possim-sweeties*
*wabez majuk hed-ake-go-abay wand at AC*
ohh – dat be wun helluba heedayk – if Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster will healp!
*getting owt DHGTDG (in lol-speek ob coarse…), flikks past 42 payges an faynds de ressipeh…*
*mikses wun up – gibs it to Africat – an waits round to peek up de pieses…*
Ai doan’t fink a PGGB wud cyoor a heedake, but at leest u wuddn’t caer ennee moar!
hic!…BOOM!!!
oh dear – aifink a PGGB-boom iz much aliek a splort… aifinkso…
*runs to git de CCC*
*skoops up AC’s boomed braynz – an rynces dem of in klear kool mynralbwater*
*puts ebryfing back in gintly and tapes kawnsiensushly wiff duckytaep wif stars an planits on*
*wraps AC in floofy cheezland blanky and puts him de comfyshare in de recuberyroom*
*gibs him a kup ob hot tea and choclit digestibs…*
dere – u better now? – just sit hear and get ur mindz togedder agin!
Fankees Nennepus, as yu see, it tuks mee a lawng thyme tu rkubber frum teh boom!!! Fanks fur teh blankee, tea an digestibs (had sum IRL tuday!)
yess – i saw dat…
PGGB’s ar knot to be drunken laytleh…
Dere u is! Ai waz lukking 4 u in teh ushual tawp spot! Ai guess Lundun’s paivemints be free of slush and ice nao?
Dere us is, ANNIPUSS!
Ai had 2 go owt erlee 2dai – Ai had runned owt uv cleen towulz, soe had 2 bizit teh lawndromat!
Dere iz still a bit uv slush ware peepl haz cleered paffs an left heeps uv durtee sno, but it haz bean raynin awl mornin, an moats uv teh ice haz gon/
Oh, gud. Ai is happi iffn u can venchure out safely. Clean towels be relevant to mai inturests, too. Ai has 2 do laundree tonite.
they were just playing really…
look at the dog’s face, he’s not frightened at all
true, true. they are friends, ai finkso.
Okai, ebrybuddee, ai am gunna chays my nawt-oldest kiddie to skewl den ai am gunna get sum sleepytym – nytowls lyk mee gotta sleepytym ebentuallee ;-D Ai see ebrybuddee layter!
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Sleep gud! I keaps ur comfyshare warms fur u! (((((icanhazcoffee))))))
Kitteh at teh Vindy-masheen sez,
“hay…datz naught teh drink eye ordered!
donut want!”
stoopid vindy-masheen – wunt gib baek mai elebenty koyns…
Oh, poor goggie. Bad kitteh! Straight to the eyes the claws went…
You shall not pass!
LOTR REF!!! WIN!!! Oh hai, Jurubeba, ai has nawt metchuu be4.
*extends feeler in friendship*
Best cat-toy EVER!!!!!
Wakka goggie!
dis not goggie dor! itz supreme ruler of da cosmos door!
An go awai befor ai tawnt u a secund tym!!!1!
Luks 2 me lik dis is game dey playz aal teh tyme.
I hopes no goggies were harmed in the making of this vidyo
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Mawrning ebbybuddy! Kitteh daddy feeling pleh today. We r s’posed 2 go fur blud test today butt aifinkso we nawt go. Aifinkso we go tomorry instede. Kitteh Daddy go back 2 bed. I canhaz cawffe?
ai haz nyce fresh cawffee fer ebreewun PoC! ai poorz u a cup! Sorree kittehdaddy haz teh pleh, hoap hez feline bedder soonest!
Nomnomnomnom! Aaahhh! I lubs de cawffee! U maeks it gud. Fankee!
Gud one! Dis evens teh score fer all doze tiems our goggy has boosted da kittehs frum da chairz.
Gynormous hed goggie nawt gunna fit fru taht door aneewai, aidoanfinkso!
Taht kitteh hadz sum remarkabul patterins on himz. Mos beautimus, he wuz.
Goggies n girlz not allowed.Just wif da cheezburger.Kthxbai.
Ohhai! I r grrl! I rtwo allowed! *fluffs fur and flattens ears*
aw, da poor goggie gotz kicked out of da house1
I love the cat’s reaction at the end. “Hey, where did my toy go?”
Yesh!
Dats just it!
i tink goggie an kat are cheezfrens…….or de goggie attack wud have ben mor violent. Goggie wud hav got de heck outta der lik quik if not…..
me tinks…poor gogie ish actually in lub wif kitteh….such a purty kitteh….
sigh…trans species…..relationships…..hard to wurk unless dey can be in same fambly. Peeple not 2 unerstaning if dey “pet” wans 2 muv out an lib wif sumone else.
Dat wash how i gots mai kitteh doh………she spens 3 years convincing my neighbor an me she belongs in mai haus… den it was lub forebber after!
‘N bi da way, wha hopn to da por critr under da fridg?
geddowt geddowt geddowt GEDDOWDT!
I’m getting “Sorry, this video is no longer available”. I’m see it on almost all youtube videos. Is this happening to anyone else? I’m in Melbourne, Australia; my ISP is iinet.
aw well poor goggie woodna fit thru there anywayz.
LMAO Dis not showin best vyoo of doggeh intelugince. Jus keep stickin hed in hoal and smylin. Doh!
landlord kitteh iz nawt amuzed!!!