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Sadly for Marshall, the shortcomings of his plan were not discovered until the door closed.
while u iz in der, can u tell me if teh lite gos awf?
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Cold cat is cold!
Gonna be popcycle cat soon, ifinkso
Carosue!!! u gottid deh nawt sekkund!!!
and u gottid a noo abatar!!!!
TU KEWL!!!!!
yesh, a new abatart! it’s teh win!
AND for teh noo abatart, u gets ur choice of any flavr tart, speshully made at teh pi stawl.
we has some creme brulee alreddy maed… if thatz ok, or let me know if u wants anotter flavr!
wut?? pi? creme brulee? war? can ai has sum pritee plz??
Buutt…but it wud be a tart that wus Unfairly Obtained! Sorta. Caro and Sue are two peeps who share carosue, only it iz I, Caro, who posts here. But Su signed up for sumfing related to wurd pretzel, I fink, and it went and gotted this abatar frum Sue wifout even asking us! So we did nawt kno dat te abatar wud be here. The abatar is Su inna hot tub wif no water. WP is using teh pictshure it just went an GOT! I dids not kno it cud DO that!
Su says, she will have teh tart! I will pass it ober to her so she kan go nom nom nom!
okays! ifinkso u deserve a tart anyway! if nuffin else, for ur top spot!
*gives two tarts, one for caro and one for sue*
Beri sweeet uf yew! Fanks!
ai can hassa tart tew plz?
pritee plz?
Ohai Leeza! see mai commint at teh boddum of teh fred.
catsikkles foar awl!
no fanks – ai don liek kitteh hare in mai teefs!
JOIN MY LEGION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marshall looks exactly like my cat Walter!!!
at leest ai haz lawts uf fuds wile wayting fer door tew b opened agin
but door in teh wey!
weer dere’s a will dere’s a wai – and kittehs ushooallee hab teh will wen dere’s fud inbolbed!
Where there’s a will…..I want to be in it.
Where dere is a will, dere is usuallee an argument!
Dat tew….butt ai stillz wanna bii inn teh will! dat meenz dat ai gitz sumpfink!
dere is awlwais da claws dat saiz “eneebudee who argues wif dis will gets $1 and nuffink moar.” Was attempt tew stawp da arguments. Dey ewest tew hab dat inna wills in NY alot…
well den, noat tew selfz: nawt tew complayn abowt a will….
ai wuz executor uf mai dadcat’s will – in owr cayse, yesh, dere wuz an argument (wich ended up in kourt, wuz seddled dere)
Fridge cat is kewl
Kool Kats, Kewl Kats, Kool Cats!
The good fing is dat noaw I noes dat when teh doore is closed, the lite stais on.
It DUZ?
dass wut Marshall say and himz nawt the basemint kat so I beleebs him.
On de udder hand he is orinj
Oy, wyfe bekons – see yawl tomorrer.
aktchuallee, lite turnz awff wen dor iz kloazed…..ai wud knoe dat…..
*fayspaw*
Nao Ai nawt want tu finkabowt hao yoo wud lern taht…
aktchuallee gowink intew teh fridj and kloazink teh door behiend yoo wud werk……aifinkso ai’z dun dat….*snerk*
*BDM puts onna care troll max*
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Dat beh berry danjermaus fing tew dew… lots of kidlets cudnt get da door open again wuns dey was insyd… dey maded a berry big deal about chainin fridj doors closed, or remobing dem when yew frew dem awai, back inna 70s
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Nawt tew beh tryin dis at hoam… just say-en…
eep! iz a tee-arr-ohh-ell-ell!!
An yuu laff at mee fur knoeing taht teh porcelin onna sink is cowd in teh uvver lolfred??? Hmff…
noez….aktchuallee, yoo jusst remaindeded meh ob dat…
muwahahaha!!!! iz awl teh gushiefudz ai cudd ebber want!!!
*nomnomnomnom–*
uh oh…..ai senses kyootneses wif orinj(nawt poysin)….
must…..howld….CHRG….awn……….hed…..adn nawt………………–
*SPLORT*
Yew pur child. Yew haz GOT to be building up yer immewnity. As soon as we get dese brains back in we is going to put you on a DK Plan which will has continyewal exposure to teh kyute until you gets used to it. Shud take onli elebenty yers.
kontinylol….eggpowchur…tew….kyoot? wai duz ai git teh eyedeeya dat dat mite nawt bii teh bestestest eyedeya….
Theres a lot of hair in my Frigidaire…I don’t know how it got in there.
lubbly pawetree ryminz u hab derr…
Shell Silpurrstyn quote FTW
“He likes it ’cause it’s cold in there.
With his seat in the meat
And his face in the fish
And his big hairy paws
In the buttery dish”
oooohh this one iz gonna bring teh care trolls out BIG tiem!
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just remembers, do not feed tehm.
or luk tehm directkly in teh eyez.
*shiver*
kan wii poke dem and laff?
oh yeses !!! wata berry gud idear !!!……ai wanna pokes an laffs at dem tew !
Teh new imformul policy iz tu turn ar backs, put up ar kitteh noses inna air and says, “I don’t heeeeeeer yew!” Apparently the pokes and laffs must make dem verbose and turns on the little spigot of verbul diareehaha.
lol @ verblol diahreeya
ooh i hated it wen da spigot of verbul diareehaha happenz, dat happenz alotz tu da peeplez i wurkz wif
Izdat wut ai smelleeded inheer de uvver dai? Oooooohhhh…
I faut wee wuz spozd tu ignore teh tee arr oh ell ellz adn run tu teh neerest cheezfren adn hug tehm? Lyk teh editorylol in teh Cheez Town Cryer sed tu du?
Ai haz a cunfoozd…
dat iz wut wii iz suppozewd tew dii….haoebbur, iz beree temptink tew wanna poak att dem…
wii all nowz ignoring dem be da rite tingy tu du. no madder wat wii wantz tu du wii must all ignor da ignorase ramblinz uf da trollz, dis b bery hard butt (hee hee) it bii da bestest thingy tu du. wii mussennot incurage da stuppy ramblins ub da trollz. wii mussen not lower our selbz tu da lebel ov troll-ness
n da pokey proodie statement i madz i let da redhare speekz, dis getz mii in da trublez sumtimez…culd not helpz miself
iz okai…wuzza gud speech….*klappee klappee* aww dangit…..moar skaelz awn teh floowr………*sigh*
Obutt ai wud wanna uz a berry loooong stik. Bcuz ai heered tehy wer stinkee adn tehy byt adn skeery stufz
i awlso tink da kaus dat wartz ifin u touch dem
Do Not Want teh wartz!
Aih shunn thee, trollz !!
“Wat! Thar iz no meets in hear! All I seez is veggitables an sawses! no good fuds for kittehs!!!”
U mean u has to put cheez an burger together? They don’t grows dat way?
iz british fridge, probublee warmer inside there than outsides right now.
Prittee Wun’z Beeg Wyte
Bawkz iz coolest playss awn Erff
4 clebburr Kitteh
Clebburr Kitteh knoez
lyte stayz awn az lawng az doar
reemanyz wyde oapen
Clebburr Kitteh nawtz
so clebburr. Awllz t3h gud stuff
iz playssd way upz hye
Jack.
Jack Deth poetree
Brytinz anee day weffer
Lite is awnn oar owff
Okay, I is stoopy. I just nao realized. The Marshall Plan. Heddesk. Snerk.
eh? ai dun geddit…..wut’z sew funneh?
Iz part uf yer history klass. Is plan for Europe after WWII fer helpin teh countries and frustrating communism. Wikipedia haz a gud article.
OH!!!!!!!! /dat/ plan!!
ai gess ai iz stoopy tew – wut iz teh Marshall Plan? *hangs hed in shayme*
i waz tu embarreseded tu say i not unnerstand marshall plan. i am kinda n00b hear soo i not try tu show my stuppy tuu much
Prolly only pollytishuns understood teh Marshall Plan aniway. It has nuthin to du with bein new and yew are nawt showin stoopy. Teh problem is most Merican skools stopps history classes at teh end of WWII and glosses over the last yers. They run outta time kuz der is alwais too much curriculum to cover.
Ai can haz last few yeers glossed ober? Or mebee furgotted altugevver?
dat wuz just teh kleenupp fur WWII……az lawng az yoo nawt furgit teh war ittselfz, den aifinkso dat yoo nawt has a problum….
I saw that saying engraved at the memorial site of the Dachau Nazi Prison Camp in Germany . . .
{{{madamz}}}
haz ben manee yeers since ai wuz in skool…and ai wuz nawt bery gud in historee newai
ohhh gud, i am glad iz skoolz fault an not hab ennythiiing tu doo wif mii not paying da atinshonz
Is plan fur kleenin up Euryp after teh 2nd world war.
Aifinkso u may hab ben taykin a littel catnap wehn teh histry teecher cubberd dat wun – wen teh WWII wus ober teh eww ess aay munnies wuz spended fur to maek teh ekunomnomiks bedderer in teh yurup kuntreez. Wuz cawled teh Marshall Plan.
Noez, ai not a jeenyus – ai luuked it up in teh Wikipedia beecuz ai wuzzent shur eever
ai noes! ai noes!
“a kitteh in ebbery frij!”
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oh, wuz nawt taht?
Cloes…cloes.
Mabee kittehs wud laik beeun in teh frij
if teh frij had a
CHIKIN IN EBBEREE POT!
*heddesk*
*lukkz arownd* sheesh….slow lol tudai…..
*snerk*
srsly!
nnkai…ai’z gonna bii awff plaiyink piyano….bii bakk inn abowt 30 minnitz….
waz yu referrin tu da amount of peepz or da telligentz of da peepz? kawz i iz a little slow tunite
amownt ob peepz, and awlsew amownt ob poastz…adn teh fakkt dat dere arrent mannee poasts dat awften…
Sokai, ai haz a littel uv teh slow alla tym! Iz cuz ai all sew pway on teh myspace atta saem tym azai pway on heer anai bounce bakanforfbakanforf alla tym anai miss stuffz on bof
dat’z okai…..
Ohai, cheezfrends! I spoke wif KCTailkinker this evening and she be getting herself all reddy fur her surgery tomorrow. Brightspot is driving her to the hospital in teh morning and will prolly give u an update. She was in gud spirits. I told her we were all finking uf her and giving her hugs.
yoo can tellz hurr dat hur willz bii inn mai prayurz!
*sending gud thots tew KCT*
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Addin mah gud finkin tew ebreebudee alses gud finkin! (((((KCT)))))
Thx folks! I will indeed pass along ur gud thots. Cheez frends are teh bestest!
yur welcom!
adn wii awl hoapz tew sii KCT beree suun!
Mine too!
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Anai wud lyk mai gudfinkinz to haz teh added in, tu, eben thoe ai nawt haz meeted teh KCTailkinker az uv yet – butt anee cheezfren needz awl teh gud finkinz, eben nawtyet met wuns!
((((((((((KCT)))))))))) Kitteh Daddy nd nai r pwaying fur KCT.
{{{{{{{{{{ KCT }}}}}}}}}} Bi awl bettur s00n, k?
Ai adds mai prayurrs to alla wuns abov {{{{{{KCT}}}}}
Marshall Plan?
Ohai guize. Ai has a big owie adn a worree. Ai am visiting my dotter in Toronto this weekend. Ai was on my way to pick her up for brunch when ai slipped on the ice and fell, breaking my ankle as well as another bone beside the tibia. Ai will have to have surgery this week.
Most fortunately, ai am staying with really good friends, who are taking such good care of me. Ai am not allowed to put any weight on the foot (nor do ai want to!), so ai am pretty helpless.
Please send healing thoughts mai wai!
{{{Snorgles}}}
Get better soon!
OH NOES!!!!
Sowry to hear u r hurted DK!
*sends thots for speedy recoveries, and cyoot male nurses to halp DK get better wif a kwikness*
Gudnitez wundermous cheez peepz. all guud wishez tu KCT minny wishez fur a bery speeedie recober. hoepingz tu cee yu all on da dredded Mundayz. DO NAWT LIKE!!!!!! lubz an hugz
gud nite, 3KM!
Ai wish u a bedderdannormal Munday!
Ohhai, icanhazcoffe! I lub ur name! Can I haz sum caffey? On mawnings I needs duh caffey in duh vat on wheels froo duh IV or I nawt cans wakey-wakys.
Ohai, POC, ai am berry gwad tu meetcha! Anai agwee wif teh cawfee I.V. idea! Can Haz cawfee I.V.? Do Want!
Cawfee awl around fur ebrybuddy taht wantz it! Anai haz teh creems adn teh sugarz adn teh froffee stuffz fur awn top if ennywun wants taht tu – ai nebber uzez ennee in cawfee maisef so derz pwenty left fur ur cawfeez!
Holds owt giunt mug for cawfee…adds clip awn bendee straw so no has to lift mug….sluuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp…Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Fankees for teh cawfee, icanhazcoffee.
Just whut teh dokter ordered to get goin this soggy cold mornin….Mai ‘Get up an Go’ got up an went sumwhere. I can has lost it ifinkso
Ai hadda gitupangoe wunst, tu…mennee, menne yeers agoe
Hmmmm…..wunner where all teh gitupangoes gotupanwent ?
Aifnkso awl teh littel kids steels em frum us an uzez tehm to maek thoes gwway hayres wee collekt on ower hedz…
ahhhhh!! So thats why I has the big streek ob gray!!!!
Dangblame Kids!!!
Xactlee!
Ohai ebrbuddy. I iz caem tu c u awl. I haz ben haben a buzy, butt wanted tu tell u bout mai viziter last nite!
I waz awn mai puter, and smelled somting bad, smelled liek burning plastic! I luked in teh wasty basket, but nufing dere, sew I fraid hubby kitteh falled sleep wif ciggy, so hurreed down deh stairs, and he waz otay, but smell bery bery BAD down stairs, so I goes outside and WOW! We wuz visited by black and white kitty, only nawt the kind you snuggle or snorkle or eben getz cloze tu! It smell bery bery bery bad! I pict up all 8 kittehs and snorgled dem, tu maek sure deh not be cawt by funny black and white kitteh, but deh all otay. I very caer full outside, I no want smell on me!
everyting otay now, nawty black and white kitteh awl goen dis mawing, I be bery glad of that!!!
Waz funny dis mawing, but nawt last night! lol
by kittty, u mean ‘kitty’, rite?
Pee u! *holds nose* Wuds pddy! Beri stinky! I r gwad u nawt gotz anny stinky on u. It r hard beri hard! 2 getz rid ob!
Teh door clozez.
Marshall strapz awn hiz crampons
uzez hiz liddlol hammer tew drive in teh pitons
an startz hiz assault awn teh tawp shelf ware teh creem iz.
Yodelayheehooo!
Lawts ob kittehs wayting outsyde wif baited breffz fur knocky ober de cream pitshure…
wut? ai’z kweem? war?
An aizcweem war? Fud Fyt!
*gwabs teh neerest fudz tu fwoe adn lonches dem ayrborn*
**pokes hed in foar a minnit**
Jes poppin in to say G’nite!
“Moonstruck” jes finnished. I lubs dat moovie. Nicholas Cage – WANT!
See y’all inna moarnin!
**turns awf lite an crawls in2 bed, hopin to sleep soon**
gud nite {{{rhsb}}} an awl cheezpeeps. Ahm awf tew bed az wel!
nitey nite!
nitey-nite 2 ya’ll! Sleep gud! I r heer fur a liddle bit lawnger…
niteynite rhsb – sweet dweems!
Ohhai, Cheezpeeps! It r later dan I finkso! It r tomorrow! I must go 2 beddy now. Kitteh Daddy r wayting! He sez, “Hi, Cheezpeeps! Sleep gud awl!”
Sweet dweems POC! Anai allllllwayz haz teh cawfee hot and reddy wen u wantz it!
Ai stayupreelylayt alla tym – aifinkso ai shuda bin borned an owl insted… so if ennebuddyz still wakee owt dere, ai waves teh floofypaw tu u!
poor kitty but cute..
Second only to the kitteh, those potatoes look cute, all neatly arranged. There’s no need to refrigerate potatoes (unless they’re cooked).
Mebbe teh taters are fur a tater salad, den dey r awlreddy cowld, c?
Chilleh Kitteh!
Kitteh will hav sum tiem to cool awff wuns teh dor is cloesed…
Kitteh in teh tym out?
Oar kitteh jes wanna bee a kool kat?
Omai! Ai wuz sitten in teh dark foar a minnut – teh lyts wen owt awl ober…tehn caymed bak awn after all teh kloks wuz awf lawn ennuf to start blinkee at 12:00…
NOT Funny! Too potentially dangerous and serious.
Kitteh luks liek owr George, owr George wud get hissel in2 a pikkul liek taht, maik noe miss steak.
but if da lites go awf,da monsta will come!
obsevashun: da monsta look liek dis.
aahh marshall is trapped in da fridge somebody getz him out a da dere!!1
Ai has a kitteh dat useta do dat. Ai closes da door an leaved him for 10 seccons. He ranned out an nebber got in da fridge again! He’s teh smrt one. Ai bets teh stoopy one woulda jus sat dere.
Lolz!
Can yew c if derez a cheezburgah in ther i wnt to nom it
Well, bugger off then.
See? I can swear perfectly in proper English.
What is stupid, to use your language, is that you seem to not have any thing better to do than to make a stupid comment, that doesn’t really affect anything. In fact, the only thing it does, is make us think worse of you. If you don’t like the way we like to talk around here, go talk somewhere else. If you are /really/ disgusted, then just don’t go here. If it really bothers you that bad, then just go someplace else.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to actually do something, rather than waste my time trying to talk sense to you.
He has a point, I can understand the pictures using it but why must we use it in the comments too, it makes them unintelligible to the point of being illegible, can’t we just use the “Queen’s English” in comments?