Love in a box
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mah lurv is akshully in a cheezburger masheen.
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ai heart kittehs
Duz it hav walnutz on deh insidez? I donna laik walnutz. But otterwize, lookz tasteyz.
why u eet kittehs?! walnuts or noez, kittehs iz nawt for teh eetings!
O, mitoo! AI WANTZ KITTOON!
Step one – put your cat in a box…
My thought exactly!
Das teh sort uv balentyne Ai want
ohai annipuss, adn conga-ratz! wii habing teh *sebbin-wai* ty.
Ohai cc (gabe u caps den thort peepl mite fink Ai wuz greetin Ceelin Cat!)
Congrats 2 u awn leedin teh macrame!
EEK! I forgot to post this! Skuse me anni!
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OHAI!! Ur tenshuns plzthx.
It’s yet anotter BIRFDAY ANNOWNSEMINT!
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This tiem, it’s a tripple hedder-
Tomorrow, we wishes happy birfday to:
nativeca66 (offishul birfday today the 9th)
Zauberflöte (offishul birfday tomorrow the 10th)
ManfredMom (offishul birfday on Wed the 11th)
Alsew, speshul belated birfday happies to tabbehkitteh hoo’s birfday was the 4th, and nyghtwind, hoo had hur/his 30th on the 2nd!!!
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AND, Whiskers and Ittehbittehkitteh had theirz on the 5th!
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Oh yes, and one more very impawtent one!!!
Chuck Darwin’s birfday, on the 12th!!
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Hm.. That maeks it a octopo-hedder duzznt it?
But all in all, a grate big day of birfdays all day long, tomorrow!!
Zauberflöte will be at the 9 am EST lol, and nativeca66 at the 12 pm EST lol.
Not shure aboot the rest!! I finkso Darwin may be very late tho.
Sew maek sure to show up wif birfday happies tomorrow, kthxbai!
Will der be races? Peeps needz tu noe so dey can get teh racing cars/carpets/ rocketss etc reddeye.
I wud say yes, but I has an inconceevablee bizzy at werk…
Can u orgamize tehm?
Hai Skwirrlgurl n ebbrywun (bak dis mornin):
Doan forgetz Abe Lincoln on 12th. WHAT wuz in teh water back in May
1808!?!?! An Mendelssohn on Feb 3 1809 tew.
mi 2!
purrfect fits!
Schrodinger’s Valentine…
epik win, maus!
Quantum Physics FTW Maus!
You got Schrodinger and quantum fisicks, and all I got is freaking Neil Diamond stuck in my head.
Life can be so unfair.
♫♫♫
Love on the rocks
Ain’t no surprise
Pour me a drink
And I’ll tell you some lies
♫♫♫
Arrrrgggggghhhhh!!
Stuffing cheezeburgers in mah earholes.
[a turrible waist but worth it for the skwishy silence]
iz better than Michael Jakson…
SWEEEEEEET CAROLINE!
(all togevver naow) DUM DUM DUM!!!
Fanks skwirrlgrrl for perspectivating dat fur meh. Is sooooo much better than whatchoo sed ai reallyfinkso.
Fyew.
Maus! Mai hat, if ai had wun, wud bee off to yoo fur this wun! And SOO fast!!
Yo0 are indeed a WunderMaus!
A hart-felt purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
An a hart-felt WOW!! fur yoo, too!!! *sigh* Yur brayn – ai wish ai had it!
Hm. braynnnns. Rar.
Better than a you-know-what in a box.
Ah, that’s better. Why does WordPress forget me?
Do u tikk teh `mwmber me bocks?
Do u tikk teh `member me bocks?
Yup, butt (giglol) ebree fyew weeks oar so, it gose awae.
Weird Pretzel is bery hungree tewdai aifinxso – he be eetin all mai posts
must be a SNL reference? taht wuz wun funny sketch!!
Yep, it wuz. Ai wud normully tink dat’s crass, but dat wuz funnee. But JT wuz funneeer in teh Single Ladies parrot-tee.
ai agree, sumhow wuz funnee when normallee ai wud find stoopy.
cud be gud to noes!
Haow do tehy duz taht??
*goes off to NBC site to find single ladies sketch*
wow, iz hard to find, doo to coppee rite isshuuz. butt (!) eventuallee ai did and iz teh funnee!
bettur in a box
than on the rox
inna box; onna rox; box’n’ cox – Ai’ll taek tehm ennewai Ai can get tehm! kittehs, Ai meen – obvyussly!
Fox in Socks…
ai *du* want dem inna box
ai *du* want dem on teh rox…
“Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please….
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Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze.
That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.”
menny fankz, anni! teh lowur-caise cc sooting mii naise. adn conga-ratz awlso tu teh valesa, maus, ambercat, eve, skwirrlgrrl! wanna joyning mii, ebreewun, foar teh conga danseedans tu teh ty booteek?
hao abowt teh peppur?
*tries to say*
*says sumthin unprintable*
u know u really deserv a hedbat for that!!
My daughters made me read that rassinfrassin book sooooo many times when they were little. THEY deserve the headbat!
-groan-
I has a compulsive abowt those fings… kinda liek the ‘shave anda harecut’ fing.. I just has to say it rite!
Heer’s a gud wun!
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Rocky Weed Road!
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3 taims fast!!!
It’s reel – nawt so far frum me!!
“Toy Boat”
Shoot for 10 times, quickly.
Betcha have trouble doing 3…
or you can try:
Ibsens ripsbusker og andre buskvekster
*hedbats Maus, nennepus AND Janet*
*giglols*
in fawnetikk lolspeek its:
Eebsuns reepsbuhskehr aog aundreh buhskvehkstehr…
aifinkso…
and it meens Ibsens redcurrantbushes and other berrybushes… ooohh dots….
saiwhut, nennepus? (iz sweedush?)
kloas – norbegiun!
De sweeds wud probableh be tawking bout Strindbergs redcurrantbushes… (twas dee onleh swedish rayter ai cud fink ob rayt of de bat…)
Tri tu sai dis, Mr knocks, pls… OOOH Dots.
ai *du* want dem in mai bed
ai *don* want dem on mai hed
kittehs here
kittehs thare
Ai lubs kittehs eberywares
Kitteh on da rox, aint nao surpryz…
Liks liek comp cmpl hard to due 7-way mack ramay.
in teh cheezland, mack crumb hay nawt hard to due. ebvreefing eezee adn fun!
skweeeeeee! teh bestest valentine eber!
ooooh, teh valentines. i luvz dem!
♪♫♪ mai furree balentyne ♪♫♪
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Sweet floofeh balentyne
Ew maek meh smaylol wif may heart
Ur unresistablol
kwit simply snoglablol
Yet ur may faybreet woark ob art!
♪♫♪
verry nyse!
eets wun eerwurm ai doant mind
Speshul deliberee. Dew not fowld, spindull or mewtalayte.
Hee hee! “Mewtalayte.”
…but can snorgle,hedbonk,and skritch…
balentynes giftee w w w.moderncat.net/2009/02/08/moderncat-valentines-day-gift-guide-yeowww-hearrrt-attack-cat-toys/
those are kyooot! butt mai kitteh needs wun taht sez ‘drool on me’
I just went, “AWWWOH!” at work. Thankfully, my boss has already left for the day.
i <3 u
Kitteh looks liek powderpuff!
naow tou skweezin teh charmin kitteh…
Its the cat inna hat bawx
Win!
Ifn I cud has dis foar V-day, I nawt teh day it so much.
yes, best v-day present ever!
*starts plotting to get more kittehs*
*buys crazy cat lady outfit*
Well fooey! Dat nawt maek no sense.
Deres a werd I’m luukin foar, but kinnawt fink of it.
**pounds hed awn desk, tryin to remember werd**
BOYCOTT!
Dat’s it!
Ifn I cud has dis foar V-day, I nawt be boycottin teh day lyk I’m plannin to.
mai mawmkat hadda nekklace wuz a blak ceramic hart — iz whut she wore ebbery yeer on valentyne’s dae. (mai parents wure divorced longer tahn tehy wure marryeed, which wuz 24 yeerz…)
ohai red!
I can has boycott wif u?
Ohai, skwirl!
Yesh, u kin.
Mebbe wii kin has “Lub Stinks” partee?
sounds gud to me!
nuffin against it really.. it just not much fun when u is teh singlol.
kinda feels liek its bein rubbed in ur fase sometiems, oui?
Anom!
Iz espeshulee paynful foar me. Two diffrent yeers stik owt in my hed an I kinnawt foargit dem, no madder hao hard I try.
“I ain’t got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody nobody
I’m so sad an looooneee…”
U knoes ur in sum sad shape wen u iz libbin vikariuslee thro teh karakter in teh storee ur ritin.
I’m ritin a romanse storee. Wut ironee, huh?
um… rly?
I figgured u for more liek the manga stuffs… liek, Kill Bill, etc?
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I hasta go now, but will bbl.
Got to visit my mom in teh home.
♫♫ Yoo got Cheezfre-eh-enz….♫♫
Don’t be blue
We lubs yoo♥♥♥
an heers a extry speshull schmoo frum Hazel♥♥♥♥
Dis crochetid skarf ov posts is so repreezentiv ov teh commoonitee
heer. Tew awl whu feel lonelies in balluntynz day, love iz about
frends who becum owr “fambly of choice”. Itz NAWT just fur
“lovers”.!!! ITZ FURR US ALL, WHETHER 2 FOOTZ OR 4!
I’ll beeshur tew drop in on 14th n be a Lubz-Troll. (I have terrible
timing & rarely get to share in these group posts but I adore
reading them & putting a toe in the lively waters occasionally!)
& the LOL rocks.
Eye lurned a lawg tyme ago in hi skool dat de byz, dey comes nd goez butt it r ur grrlfrens dat stayz aroon nd eatz chokolit i screem outta da tub wif u and drink chokolit marttonies wif u nd trashes de dumb boyz dat b two stoopy 2 unnerstand how grate u r nd how sawry dey gonna b 2 loose u. I lurned dat grrls sticked togevver awl de tymes nd nevver 2 let de boyz comeded btwean us coz dey gonna leaf annyhow butt de grrlfrens nevver leaf. Sew rhsb hear r de chokolit martoonies nd de chokolit i scream. Ifn de b de wrong flavoor eye borrowed de birfday wand 2 maek dem de rite flavoor jes fur u grrls.
Ohai awl! I can haz no-boykott? Mai hubbykat haz teh birfdayz on teh Balentynez Day (an he’s deh onlee-est wun in his famloly wif teh red hayres!)
Ai lubs teh Balentynez Dayz!
Hubbykat nawt shur he lyks haffin tu buy teh giftes fur uvvers awn hiz berfdayz thoe…
Obai, ai be ryt bak
*runs tu pat hubbykat on teh showlder and gib hugs*
Ohai ai bak nao!
Mai hubbykat bin bein mai berry bestest balentyn fur awlmoast 27 yeers!
How cums dey is mississpellted “lubs”?
*wispers*
Aifinkso tehy is uzin teh “English”-typ lang waj. Mebbee tehy hazza tranzlayttehwerds pwogwam on derr cumpooter?
*shwugz*
Iz berry comfuzin’ wen dey iz rites leik dat. Prolly nawt gets enuf corms r sumfin.
cry! i is sad! mah kitteh is missing! this lol is not really helping with the sad.
{{{{{{{sad sack}}}}}}}
Oh pls to let us know if/when little bit cumz bak! If *oh noes* nawt bk KIT wif us.
Box of joy, sigh
Aww! Do want! <3
Luv in a box… zat like luv in an elevator?
Aerosmith referenz FTW!
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loving this…
http://johnsilvosa.wordpress.com/
awww, that is like the cutest <3
I dat u cecila berry?
I wish i gets a pig fur valentines day.
pigs r very cute!!!!
ai wud haz fownded dis awn devianART, ai finkz…
is mai kit in a box