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Teh uvver wun drinks
ai dideded teh saem fing tew…iz okai…
comgratchoolayshunz awn yur nawt-second!
wut yoo want fur it?
Thx, DK. Supper tiem heer, so juss hawt choklitt plz.
nnkai….*gibz hawt chokklit*
annefink els? dansdansdanses? akkompaneementz awn teh piyano?
tapdancing donkey?
ohhh tapdansingdonkeys….wat a treats for uz alls….pwease pwease pwease
*puts on tap dantseeng shooz*
tappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappitytappity
tappitytappitytappitytappitytappityPLOP
GASP
dat r exhaustamalatin.
i needs a parfait to regain mah streength…..
*gives kafleen and extra larj parfait*
now u can dans some more, rite?
ooooooo
tanx!!
I dunnnnnoooooo, skwirrlee grrlee……dis parfai awwwwwfull big
mite take a wile
OMCC…
I wuz Googling “tap dancing donkey” and found DIS:
thedonkeysanctuary.ie/
srry.
got sidetrackded.
heer I am:
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ooh u luk so debone air!
hay, didja ever find teh minatchure dawnkeys?
u haz tew put awn tapdantseeng shooz?! u kant uze teh gold wunz taht cween gaved yu fer yur birfdai fer teh tappity tappity tappity? *traing tew pikshure mai horse chanjin her own shooz…
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mah wunnurfull fren idansdansdans gabed meh teh taptanseeng
shoos. i thotted i shud make use ub dem.
sumtimes I use wun gold wun frum cweeny an wun tappy shoo
frum iddd…..
i lubs mah frenz♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wun shoo from cween and wun shoo from iddd – butt, buttt, butt……..dont dawnkees hab FOUR feets???
:blush:
/runs awai in stoopy shame
um, um, ummm
see, I am a shpeshul tap dancing donkey…
I only dance on my hind feet!!!!
I plays teh castinets wiff my front hoofies!
Yah! DAT’s teh ticket!
*beams*
awww – Kafleen, come BAK!!!!!! ai wuz jest teezing! *UK slinks intew korner, sits wif bak tew ruum…haz big sad dat her mayde Kafleen run awai*
ai lubs teh donkee! {{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
butt….butt….i solbed mah connundrumm….
*confoozed*
iz otay – ai iz tew! wen ai posted teh last 2 commints, yer “shpeshul tap dancing donkey” wuzn’t awn mai screen…
naow ai haz an embarrassed…
um, exsqeeze me!
but if u gotted two pairs of shoos and four feets, duzn’t that come out just perfeckt?
four shoos for four feets!
Am I in teh twilight zone?
Dis r Candid Camera, rite?
SMYLE, Kafleen!!
*fans donkey wif towl- poors wadder ober herz head… * “ok, gurl.. getz bak in dere!”
Ai fink dat mite be 2 eggsitin fur dis tiem uv nite! (It iz 11.15 pm heer!)
*grabz straw hat adn kane adn joynz Kafleen
Tapity, tapity, tap tap tap
tapity, tapity, tap tap tap.
tipity tap, tipity tap, tap tap, tapity, tap tap tap!
yeah…Grabs her pink ballet dwess…ans joynz cween and Kafleen…
Tap,tap,tap
tapity,tap,tap,spin.tap,double spin……OWWWWEEEEEE…falls down whoops
*plaiz libelee sawn awn piyano*
uh oh…..iz yoo okai, Tiggles?
i iz okai…i goots bak ups and found stworee book
ohai, miss dawnkee…..
hmmm…..mebbe dansdansdans wif dawnkee, tew teh akkompaneementz awn teh piyano?
Congrates on the nawt second…how iz goin to celebrawtes??
Thx, Tiggles. Iz neerlee mai bedtiem so nuffin too eggsitin!
hows abouts a nice relxing lollyabyess story…*luks fur her special lollabyess book*
Dat sownds juss teh fing!
duz yoo awlsew wanna kwiet lollabai sawng?
finds special book….
*once upon a kitteh,in the glorious lands of cheez was a special pwincess called annipuss*
*anniouss was deh pwettest kitteh pwincess in all the lands of cheez*
*one day pwincess anniouss decided she needed a pwince so set ups a compatetion fors alls the best pwinces in the lands*
*the pwince that founds the cutest kitteh wons*
*deh nawt second pwince broughts a fluffy purples kitteh*
Surely dis is the cutest ans rarest eberrrr he claimed*
On inspection pwincess anniouss soon realised dats deh kitteh hads been painted and banned the ebil pwince from all of cheezlands eberrrr*
deh nawt nawt second pwince broughts forward a pure blaks kitteh jus likes deh well known basement kitteh*
*oh how cutties* shouted pwincess annipuss…ans gavs teh kittehs a cuddles but as she did she saw a likkle tweeny sticker delcaring the kitteh was someone elses…OH NO she said and sent away the pwince…ans sent her footcats to return the kitteh*
*kontinyooes plaiyink alawng awn piyano*
*munches popcorn an lissuns intentlee*
*taysts popkorms* **Fanks** Hmmm… needs moar budder.
*plaiz kwietlee alawng wif stowree*
the Fird ans finallee pwinice brought forwards the likklest kitteh eber…he had bwig gween eyes…long fluufy fur ans a fluffy tale
*she picked the kitteh ans he nuzzled his likkle head into hers…she knew this was the kitteh for her*
She held the kitteh tite…and steps off her frone…she walked ober to deh pwince ans told him he had won…ans shuuwed her ppls of to start the wedding plans*
*deh day of the webbing soon came rounds…and pwincess annipuss wassssss s eggisted…she coulds hardleys speaks…She put on the most bootyimoos webbing dwess eber seen byes anykitteh…and the kingdom all turned out…as pwincess annipuss pawed along the bootyimoos pinks capeets wif all deh rowes falling awound her paws…it was deh happiest day ob her life*
* after the webbing cermony was done they all rushed back to the castle and had chokkolit martoonies and catcampange to celebwates…the was dansin pwincess piggehs and likkle mices waited the foobs for deh…and deh libedd ha[ppily EBER AFTER* DEH ENDS
Aww fangQ Tiggles. Nowun haz ebber mayde a storee fur me b4. Dat wuz wundermuss!
its ok i enjoys its…me finx i shuws does it more obten
*klappy klappy wif skaelee pawz*
dat wuz beyootimus!!!! Sumwun needz tew coppee ‘n’ paest it sumwar sew it can bii ramemburred!!
*lukkz down att bigg pilol ob skaelz awn floor* nawt again……..
aaawww – wut a sweet storee, Tiggles!
*clappy hoofs*
Dat wur bootimuss!!!
I juss has wun queschun.
why dere no waffulls or parfaits at dis sillybrashun?
awwwww….dat sownds liek teh kyootestestestest, floofehestestestestest kitteh ebbar!!!!! *big eyez* ai can has plz?
uz haz to ask pwincess annipuss…my new kitteh iz basement like in meny ways
Tiggles! Taht waz a moast beautimus storee! An yoo told it in such an enchanting voyce!
May ai introdoos mice elf? *extends floofee stripee paaw in frenship* Ai am JCH4K (teh 5 iz just temp o’raree) an ai ar happee yoo ar heer!.
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An teh piano accomanimint bai Draconic Kitteh maed just
purrfekt! Aim shur yoo cud nawt hav pleezed ar deer Annipuss moar! An it wuz fun fur us awl!!
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An we haz nawt yet met.
o’haiJCH4K *extends black fluffy paw and hai fives JCH4K*
Nices to mets u!!!
I iz tiggles..I haz only on kitteh he is new and basem,ent like *giggles *
I fink I shuds rites more lollaybyes..aifinkso hmmmhmmm
Wun ov mine – Fiona – iz a basemint kitteh too!
ohai JCH4K!
adn fankyoo fur teh cowmpleemint abowt mai piyano plaiyink!
aifinkso ai’z gonna cawpyy teh stowree, adn, alawng wif teh othurr fing ai cawpyyed yesturdai, ai’z gonna putt it inn mai nexxt ranDUM mowmint…..duz dat sownd liek a gud eyedeya tew yoo?
U can halp me pet teh kitteh, DK
*petz littlol kitteh* iz sew kyoot!!!!!!
iz…….sew…………../kyoot/!!
*SPLORT*
ohhh nooo wrpas towwel awound dk for *splorting*
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
wuz aktchualle teh kyoot kitteh frum teh stowree, nawt teh piktchur, tho….
*restz* den ai canz goe tew has sum gudhiefuds…..wich ai’z aktchualle doowink rite nao…
conga rat shoe laces der, annipuss!
Thx, kbc!
Hmm, ai wunner wich wun it iz?
Der obber too aer better at hydyng it.
teh eyes hab it, kimkiwi! iz teh tabbeh kitteh awn teh nip. aifinkso!
Noes, iz tew obfieus. Iz teh grae wun lukking giltee hoo is on teh nip. Teh tabbeh is teh dekoi.
too in free arre awlsew awn teh skaetboawrd….
>snerk<
Trollbait.
Somebody whose cat is on drugs is bound to get offended.
/runs
*insert catnip joke here*
speekin ov catnip, founded a noo toi taht maded Big Minion run arownd teh rum. (Dis NEBER happens, Big Minion iz teh dignifided wun.)
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iz called pawbreakers. iz a litlol ball teh rite size for rollin on flore, an iz MAED OV CATNIP!!! awl paked togevver an hard liek a sweettart. Big Minion pattededed it wif hims paws an chased it unner free furnitures in free sekunds!
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it will prolly leev icky catnip slime iffn he liks it, butt iz teh nawt sekund tiem in lawng tiem he runs arownd an plais!
bai teh wai, wut eggzaktlee /duz/ catnip dew?
heers a good link
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061216153227AAdJESI
oh….dat maekz sens……haoebbur, iz it, liek, bad fur teh kitteh in sum wai?
barious conserned persons been trying to rpoov taht catnip iz bad for teh kittehs. so far, no way. iz not narcotic, iz not addictin (no wifdralls), iz nawt hard on ennyfing except teh kitteh’s dignity.
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ai unnerstan teh wurries aobut teh drugs, butt teh ebidens so far shos teh effectks is moar liek an eggsitmint tehn a nerbus system takober. ifink aobut it tihs wai – its liek takin a hoomin to consert ov favrit band an tehy has gud seets an teh lead singer winks at teh hoomin. hoo needs teh narcotics?
catz shud not use catnip and den drive, i finkso.
or yooz teh hebby macheenerry.
Catnip iz bad for teh kitteh’s pet wabbits.. cuz it makes dem let dere hare down.
haoebbur, in hyoomanz, doowink wut yoo hadd compayurred itt tew, iff dun tew owften, wud luze effekktibneses….wuddn’t it?
iz teh scent ub teh herb hazzum excited; stimulation ub teh adrenalz, an hims haz a playfulness! ober ussage ub teh nip might be possibll, but nawt liekly. jess keep it tew wunce or twice a dai an teh kitteh iz noe harmed.
dat’z wut aifotsew…..yoosink it tew owfen wud nawt bii gud, att leest in mai opynyun……att leest dat’s wut ai hadeded thot…
Dat’s awesome!!
I had a kitteh wuntz dat we thot wuzzunt …kwite rite in teh head.
It wur verreh bootimuss wiff huge white floof, like a Pershun, butt made
Eeyore look like Spongebob.
Den wun dai I gabed it catnip, and it came alive!!!! It wuz bootimuss too
behold!!!
mines iz jus mad mad mad…he plays all nites and sweeps all days…he iz berry berry cutey thou…me takes him eberywhere on his likkle lead on all deh booses ans eberyfink
well, no wunder himz mad. Him plays all nite, sweeps all day (an
vaccuums too?)….wenebbur him gets enny sleep?
*snickurrz*
………………
*thinks*…
mmmmmm…snickurrz…….
ahem ahem
How can you let your cats skateboard without helmets! What is wrong with you people??? Oh the huge manatee!
*taiks awf stinkee t r o l l mask*
uhohz!! iz maekink ebben normlol ICHC peepz tew akkt liek teh dredded t-r-o-l-l-z!!!
nawt tew wurrie DK, ai jus wanned tew tri teh mask awn. it wuz kinda pleh!
*sigh**phew* oh…ai thotteded….ai thotteded……..
teh otter wun iz teh designayted driver?
ai dunnoez…
ai DO NOT WANT to ried wif otter drivin! otters has too much scents ov humer!!!
otter sais “ahm an eggselent driver”
yeah, rite – film at elebenty!!!
Braking nooz!!
hummer driffen bai otturz inbolved in krash wif hoverkitteh adn monorail kitteh!! moar att elebenty!
…and the other two iz on skatezbord
ya knoe, ai putteded teh awlmoast saem fing errliyurr…..lol!
Which is scarier cat on drugs or cat on skatezbord?
I’m thinkin skatezbord
kitteh awn drugz, awlsew awn skaetboard….
Kittehs shud nawt drive awn drugs… eben skatezbords..
*snerk*
ohno *facepaws* anfother kiteh hit by the badstuff
*searches for rehab kitteh instute forms*
dat kitteh getted in da stash
**runs in2 room wif a happitayle**
Gess wat guies!?!?!
I wented owtside foar a minnit. Iz 6:00 p.m. heer an IZ NAWT DARK YET!
Yay!
an iz kina warm here in tucky i ebben cracked da window a little tuday
Ohai, 3KM!
I’m in ‘tucky too! Didyoo say u iz in Lexington? I’m nawt far frum u. **waves toward Lexington**
ai knoez! weerd, amirite? iz liek 70, adn (oar att leest wuz, iz nao clowdee) wuz beree nies adn sunee!
ai’z nawt in ‘tucky, awltho aifinkso ai’z ben throo dere…ai libbs too staetz souf….
u b in da georgia area?
yup…..acworth…..abowt 30-45 minitz norf ob Atlantaa…
i wurkz in da lexington, but i aktully libes in da dreeded Nicholaville. Where r u in tucky?
Reelee? I has noo cheezfren who libs dere too!
I werk in Frankfort, but am abowt 30 miles souf of dere.
Wii shud has mini-cheezmeet in Kentucky!
oh gud mini cheezmeet!!! i hab tu go nowz an prepair da dinnerz fur da adolesent hooman child an da 3 kitteh bebbehz. i will b bak later. gud tu meet u rhsb
Gud to meet u too, 3KM!
See ya laytur.
Tabbeh kitteh musta been to Tidmum’s howse.
Kitteh nawt awn drugs….
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jes reelee reelee reelee happee.
skate kitteh haza happee! and doze ayes!
i tinkz i hab seen dat kitteh on da korner talken tu da littel kittehz
A lil heavy on da catnip dere, sonny-boi :3
Deh skateboard is orinj– it’s poyzin!!
orinj!!!!? ACK!!!!!! poysin warnink!!
2 out of three on wheelz parently, too.
“Deer Offiser Krupke…”
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(ware’s StageHandDan wen ai needs him?)
Krup u!
rsb! iz teh west side story! lyricalz at : answers dot yahoo dot com/question/index?qid=20061216153227AAdJESI aifink yew like but iz nawt fur teh littles in cheezland…
I kno. Iznt dat part of teh lyriks?
Wuz tryin to be funnee.
**blushes an hangs hed**
**crawls unner teh bed**
Took me a second to get this. But its pretty clever.
dat b mikel felpz kitteh
BEST COMMENT EVER!!!! BEST PICTURE EVER!!!!
But, theys happee drugz!
Dis wun rly made me LOL.
i lol’d
1 in 3 lolcats iz on drugs. If ur 1 of teh 2/3 dat izn’t, copy n payst dis in2 ur signature.
(Deviantart pleh. ai onlee goes 4 teh Transformers Mosaic)
omg its just like mah littl bro!!
Can someone decipher this thread for me? Seems, funny but I can’t be sure.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the most funniest LOLCat I ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the lol cat he farted is so funny
we’re on ya skatebord goin round teh blok
i wonder wot drug it is
omg! i had that same skateboard…
geer ish mos den par!!