READING not juz fur innterlectualls
i lern a lot frum readin garfield.
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anni, yer ‘mazin. howz der ya dew its?
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Lol deeleetid!
Information wants to be free! (rallying cry for librarians)
Yer book iz better. Wanna trade?
Good night, Moon…
OH luk! Teh Runawaywifaswiftenss Bunnee!!”
Intellectual kitteh! SQWEEEEE!!!!!11!!!!
Wut book do dat kitteh has?
how to serve hooman?
What dosh da Meerkat Say?
Da Quat in da Hat?
How to serve hoomaity!
*insert Twilight Zone mewzik here*
*hits PLAY button on Theem Music Masheen*
♫ ♪
We-ell, we’re movin’ on up
To teh East Side
To a dee-lux apartmint inna sk–
♫ ♪
Whoops. Rong song.
*hits masheen wif a hammer*
♫ ♪
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
♫ ♪
*fawls ober wif giglolfitz* LCB, yew da funneh!
ai finkso it sez “Lovers”. klikk awn “Recaption this” tu see bigger foto, mebbeh yu kin maeks owt moer dan ai didz
Lovers? Lyke wif Lady Chatterly? Kittek is reading classic pron!??! De kitteh’s mynd will be twistifyed, kitteh will grow a perv, nekks fing you kitteh will be likking on hisseff. Der outta be a law, we should frow de kitteh inna cage fer hi own gud!
“nekks fing you kitteh will be likking on hisseff” LOL!
It’s Purple Ronnie’s Little book for Lovers.
Part of a series of rather puerile rude “poems” – started as comic greeting cards.
wow! finally one I voted on!
on de home page!
yea!
wun fish, two fish, red fish, bloo fish
Hop on Pop!
Kitteh no need to reed dat buuk. Kitteh ROTE dat buuk!
wel, iffen u insist! Hay cweenmj, maus wantz sum hoppin on, wanna halp meh?
*hop hop hop hop*
*Ooof*
Hay! Stoppit!
*Gets out Bionic Cats Paw*
*HEADBAT!*
**hophophop**
Hay! Dis is fun!
OK, you asked for it. I shall now employ the same defense I used against my daughters when they used to play this game.
*TickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickle*
*TickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickle*
**falls awf, laffin**
**luks Maus awn hed, messin up hims furs agin**
*Admires himself in the mirror*
Oooooooh! Gud jawb, Red! You should go into business as a maus hair stylist!
Fanks, Maus!
Duz Mrs Maus lyk ur noo luuk?
*duks*
hoppity hop hop hop hop
*dodge*
hop hop hop
*TickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickle*
*TickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickleTickle*
nyce tri maus! mai red caip is akshullee a sooper seekret anti tikkle cloak!
*hop hop hop hoppity hop*
I want a kitteh dat reeds!!! Awl mine ebber did wuz sleeping on deh bukz!
smrt bai ozzmossississ?
Adn dey awlwayz seemed tu want tu sleeping on deh bukz i wuz wanting tu reed!!
MUCH moar cumfortabul tahn teh sawftee blankeez!
an maeks kitteh luuk innerlekchul tuu! (wel, depenz whut buk he sleepin awn)
A Tail of Two Cities
Black Beauty
Cats, Old Possum’s Book of Practical
Dogs for Dummies
E…
Evreewun luvs kittehs
Free Willee
Go dog go!
Haow tew trayne ur hooman in 2 dais
I’z otay, kittehs otay
J…..
Joy uv nomming
K…
Kitteh plan fur whirld dominashuns
Lub, Troo Lub
Mauseseses, a Kuk buk fur
Noms, The Kompleet Guide
Ornj: Poyson bai Naytur or Nurtur
P…
Purring for dummies
Quteness: how to use it to get better gooshie fuds
Rodent hunting, new techniks
S..
Suze Ormans 2009 Akshun plan fur kittehs
Tails uv beetles fur dinner
Ungree kittehs, recipes fur gilt-free eeting
Vampyre kittehs da tweelite saga
W…
Wai Kittehs Sleep – a noo studee bay Prof Dr. Phillipe d’Beaker
X. . .
Waiting Fur Godot…. oooo…. dotz….
X….
Xtree Entreez. Hao tehy Bennie Fitz Cheezland
Y. . .
Yankee Doodlol
Z……..
zzz – a handbuk foar ifficient napping
MJ, hassa big sawry 2 dew dis heer but dint want comments on ur profile 2b seed. please for to take closer look at your new “friend?” You is smartest cheezpeep, you will figger it owt. http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3354677
hugs n lubs n stuff!
Pls tu note dat peepz on mai “friends” list haz nuffing tu du wif wevver I likez dem oar not… oar if dere relijus oar politiklol bleefz b remotely like mine. I just b klekting frenz… rite now I b aiming fur 5000 frenz… Tu mii it iz just a game… I crawl threw deh profilez sending invitez tu peepz and seeing how mennee aksept…. nuffing moar, nuffing less. I b an ekwal opportunity frender… I awlso aksept ennee adn awl frend rekwestz… I noze hoo mai reel frendz r, adn sum uv dem b on mai “friends” list; but beeing on mai freindz list iz not like deh Gud Howsekeeping Seal Uv Approval fur hoominz.
*Joyns Llawng Llion (similar to “Long Cat,” but, NAWT!!
– he’z
Welsh!) bee to a reel frend.*
U noez u b on mai list uv reel frendz, Janet… it b ritted on mai hart… not on deh interwebs…
OH WAYTE! Ai know! Ai will put him in teh ongoing saga awn
teh prevous thred “Teh Mysterious Cayse ov teh Borked Finner.”
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Hee. . .he can bee . . .Teh Gardener! Tehy ar AWLWAIZ under suspishun!
But its yooshully teh butler what did it!!
otay! *hugs*
Wii has pikshur of teh famlee kitteh sittin inna middlol of teh noospapurr. It luuks lyk hur wuz reedin it!
Hur wuz berry smart gurl, so mebbe hur wuz reedin?
When ai wuz liddle we had 2 meezers hoo used to chase each udder rown teh room periodically. Wun ebenin mai daddy wuz sitting in teh comfee chair reading teh noospaper an a kitteh came flying straight froo teh noospaper, landed awn daddeh’s chest, ran ober his hed, an down teh back ob teh chair. Kitteh wuz takin hims lief in hims paws dat day.
Meezers is crazee ennyway! My fren had tuxie who wuz haff-meezer. His orijinal nayme wuz sheet-hed.
Dat iz, until him gotted owt of da howse wun tyem an hur hadda go luukin foar him. Wen hur huzbin camed home, hur sed, “Wii gotta chanj kitteh’s nayme! I nawt goin frew nayborhuud callin foar sheet-hed agin!”
Ebery tiem mahm wud sit in reklyner wif noospapurr in hur lap, Peggy wud show up an sit awn teh papurr.
Hee hee, poor kitteh! Teh favrit game ob owr two wuz to run up teh curtains / drapes. Den dig in teh pointee ends wehn dey got to teh tawp. Den wait for grabbity to act awn the weight ob teh kitteh…and slowlee…slowlee…shred teh curtains to ribbons.
Sheet-hed wuz realee appropryit name foar dat kitteh, too. Him wented nuts ober strawz an wud steel dem outta ur drink an carry dem arown in hims mouf. Also, him wud hop awn baffroom cownter an cry, jes foar teh fun of it.
Him hadded teh meezer meow. Wuz purty boi, tho. Berry sleek furs. Had wun whyte eye whisker dat I kept freatenin to pull.
Owr meezers wuz bery sleek an handsum (also bery much aware of tehr gorgeousness an superiority to awl udders). And completelee sykottic.
Sykottik kittehs – ai haz dem!
Muh unkle named his gawg ‘Nukkin Futz’ fer de same reason. He sez the goggie is nawt to bright but is awl paid fer so theys gonna keep him.
Grate name!
I has yoosed dat frase befoar.
My former BIL named his goggie “Flip”, cuz hur wuz burd goggie. So hur wuz “flip teh burd goggie”.
Ai knu sumwun hoo cawled teihr kitteh “Mazola”, cos it’s a Cukkin Fat….
*snerk*
Der wuz a guy at school called Crisco – he wuz fat inna can.
yeers ago mai fren hadda kitteh her naymed “Dammit” cuz she wuz alwais sayin – “Dammit cat, get owda dere”, or “Dammit cat, leev dat alone!”, or…u get teh pikshure…
wii tooked him to Drtinycat fer teh nootering, and dere wuz lawts uf peeps in teh wayting ruum, and wen it wuz Dammit’s turn, teh recepshunist came up tew eech persun and kwietlee asked if theer cat wuz Dammit, insteed uf jest yelling it frum teh doorwai! wii laffed abowt dat fer week week weeks!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!1!11!
Is u shure that teh meezer wasn’t really trying to keep ur daddeh from reeding a noos story ’bout a couple of local meezers whut wented onna crime spree?
LOL! Only u wud fink of dat, LCB!
I thot of u last nite. I saw a t-shirt online dat u need. It sez, “I have ADOS. Attenshun Deficit….Oh Shiny!”
Not that I has ever dids this myself, u unnerstand.
shiny chickens r espeshullee distrakteeng…
LOL rhsb, wut a grate t-shirt!
U could be rite, lcb. Ai know dey kept trying to steel teh car kees…
Iz kitteh reedin pron?
Yesh: izza picshure buk of mausies and birdies and liddlol fishies…
FUD PRON!
mmmmmm….prawn……..
Kafleen!
Yoo ar teh moast wundermaus ov creechurs!!
y, tanks!
Slight OT (well ok completely OT) – ai wuz just lukkin awn teh site wuh wuh wuh dot weather2travel dot com – is a site wehr if u is plannin a holiday u can search anywher in teh whirled an see wut teh weather is like at any time in teh yeer – or u can just put in teh monf u wants to travel an it will giv u a list ob sujjestions of places dat has teh good wevver in dat munf. So ai putted in May – an tawp of teh list ob sujjestions for mai holiday wuz…Afghanistan!!!! Uh… maybe we stays home dis yeer…
**gigglols**
Is dere a sekkund opshun?
Apparentlee, Iran an teh Gaza Strip are also bery nice dat time ob yeer…
Ai know!! We will just com an vist yoo – an then yoo dint haz to go eneware!!
Okay bringing sunshine and making travel planz
whut else does Uz want martoonie. I ar making a list
apple cider
beer
cookies
d…
Dandee Lions
Extree floofee grin nikkers
Fig Nootins
G. . .
Greet beeg hats fur all da sunshin (nawt catch melanoma!)
Hawt (but nawt two hawt) weethur
Ise koobs fur da drinkees
J…
Graham crakkers (we duz nawt has heer in TTI)
Hershey’s kisses
Itteh bitteh brown bag from Bloomindaels
J…
Sowwy lionelcat, u wuz nawt heer wehn ai maded mai commint!
J, ennybuddy?
Yoo duzznt’???? Doo yoo laik them???
This be relevant to mai intersts!
Jams an jelleea maed frum Meeshegun Froots! Teh best in teh Whirrld!
Kaek, choklit, maed frum helthee stuffs bai Romeow
Likorice
M. . .
M&M’s
New England Clam Chowdah
Oreos
P…
Pumpkin Pie
Quince Jelly
R..
Real Noo Yoik baglols (mmm…chewy)
Snoglobes – awl types
Tater tots
U..
Unuzuawlee taystee tweets
Viktuwals fur ebrybuddy
Watter botlolz, reuzabul
U…
: oops :
ummm…Ai ment X. Bad fingerz, bad, bad fingerz!
X…
Xylitol fur fresh breff
Yams, home-fryed
Zinziberi cookies (speshul cookies wif fresh ginger, mmm)
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an ichc, iz gonna GET yu fur leevin me wif X!!
Haaaay! (maawwwwmee! sheez pikkin awn meeee!)
Ai didded an ex just teh uvver dai! Bee sydz, uzulee peeps jes maek it ntu teh “xtra” oar teh “xselent” oar teh uvver eezee stuffz!
*powts wif a pitiful powt*
*luuks up fwum pityful powt*
Izit werkin?
Iz u nawtmad nao?
Howbowt nao?
Nao?
It tuk a wile, but it iz definitelee werkin! Moast pitiful powt ai ebber did see!
We has teh digestiv biscuits – ai fink dey are teh closest fing. Nawt kwite teh same, but yoosed in similar ways (makin bottoms for cheezcaeks for egg sample).
Marie biscuits?
Oh, and
Maybelline mascara
Noo York skyline (pls to put in ur checked bag if it will nawt fit under teh seet in front ob u)
Oprah Winfrey’s munnies
P…
Sowwy two_kittehs, yet again GMTA at teh same tiem! Ai likes teh clam chowdah partickyewlarly.
is delishus and beree rich
mmmmm
:dreams of being in Bar Harbor ME
eating chowdah and lobstah!
on brite sunny day
Dat’s a nice dreem. Is dere room for me in it too?
sure, hands martoonie a lobstah bib
lays out a platter wid clams, lobstahs, corn and sum butter
and a bowl steaming hot chowdah
dig in!
I CANT BELIVE I GOT ON THE HOMEPAGE AT LAST!!!
i has the grate pleasur ov tellin you alls this is mine kitteh readin “purple ronnies guide for lovers”
her name is Isis and shes delighted, she says “nao i has mine cheezburgers and bring me mine libray card”
{{{{{{{AngelRichardson}}}}}}} Waht a grate thing fur yoo! An thank yoo fur maeking this wun! Yoo can see hao much fun we ar having wif it!
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An yur Isis iz . . .well . . .MOAST unusal! Prittee an Braynee! Waht else duz she laik to reed??
Concatulayshuns! Wot fun to has yur verree oen LOL, wiv yur verree oen kitteh, awn teh Frunt Paij fur al to see!
Concatchulayshuns!!!!! AngelRichardson. Good lol!
Is teh wunnerful pic! I favrited it when it was still on teh “Upcomings” page. Say o hai to Isis for me.
concats, U can has a grate lol and a very purty kitteh!
good jawb!
Dis is a most adorablol kittee!! I will gibbing hur awl deh Cheezburgerz she wantz adn a liberry card. Schmooz tu Isis!! adn schmoooz tu u Angel!!! and schmooz tu deh Hoomin in deh pixor!!
Oh, my goodness…that is soooooooooo adorable!!!!!!!
*melts*
*peelz donkee off deh floor.
*sitz hur in deh kumfy chair bai deh fiyre.
*putz a nuzzer log on deh fyre.
Haz sum koko, Kafleen… I putted deh whippee creem and chokklit sprinklolz on it just fur u! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*frownz a littlol bit*
She still luks a littlol. . .flat. . .to mee! Waht can we do???
*runs in wiv a kwikness*
*also a bycicle pump*
*Attaches kwikness to bycicle pump*
HUFFskeee HUFFskwee HUFFskee HUFFskwee
*reelyses pump nawt attached to Donkee – luks for avaylubble oorryfisss…..*
Gud Idea!!
*Wunderz just wair tu uumm… ahhh… insert deh hose?*
*claps floofy paw ober eyes*
Oops, sowwy your cweenness.
*claps floofy paws ober own eyes*
Ai cannawt watch!
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an, oh my, today iz a big burfday day – it iz being teh burfdays ob Kalicat, MikeyMusic, Adamsorsey, an Agave!!an mebbee it iz yor burfday too – let us kno!! i am alwyz on teh lookowt for sumfing noo and delishus, so today i haz bringed iskreem cuppiecaeks!! wich iz habbing a layer ob caek at teh bottom (i haz bringed all teh favrit flavrs!), iskreem on teh top, an wippy kreem frosting!! all in a choklit cuppie-caek-cup shell!! an frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up like a raynbo wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif pens wif disamappeering ink, sekrit de-coder rings, kandeez, an sparkly fishy skratch-n-sniff stikkers taht smell liek teh freshair at teh beech!! (teh trolz haz been thorr – trho – compleetly re-edjumacated, so all teh goodies are garanteed to be good!) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!
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Iskreem cuppiecaeks! AND bownsy balls taht lite up??? OH burfday fairy! Yoo ar SOoo gud to us!! {{{{{burfday fairy}}}}}}
Ohai Janet! referrin tu yur kwestion awn 2 freds bak : (35C 11 at night) “In teh middlol ov teh nite?
Do yoo hav teh gud ayre condishunerz?
Oar lots ov ceeling fans?”
An teh answer is YUS! Wun aircon in livin rum an wun in bedrum, also ceilin fans in bof rums!!!
Thanks fur letting me noe!
Ai haz a werree about yoo – eben tho yoo ar CLERLee abul to taek care ov yurself!
{{{{{Birfday Fairy}}}} u b such a wundermus
personfairy!!looks like he’s reading a book about lolcats (first letter is an L anyway) … maybe he has friends in it!
fanz fur de messages, kitteh isis says “O HAI” to all luverly hoomins who sed congrats! she iz a luverly kitteh and spoilt, but only cos she iz so clever!
she’s got hur library card nao so iz very happy!
Hi everyone,
I bet that the cat reads him bed time stories.
Have a nice week
Adn hapls her hoomin wif teh hokewerks tu!
Awww, idn’t himz KEWT!! Aktin liek himz can reed!! (But the cat’s not laughing at him, so I guess I shouldn’t, either.)
hoomin! Do NOT take dat book on roadtripz! You will get lost foreverz in misoury and never bring home fud for poor lolcatz. Instead take EZ66 by McClanahan. You will have great adventurz and bring home sooveneerz for the kitteh.
iz not a romanece novelle! i swerz itt!
“flufflee rapped her paws arowd paches.’oh paches’ she sade’ i lub yuo’ paches reeplide”