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mah hoomin switched mah shampoo wif nair again. sigh…
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old man kitteh misses hiz youf…
and hiz hare
him’z missing a rabbit?
Next time use the scatter gun oh bald wun.
Him wuz jut a Fuddy Duddy… :snerk:
That’s the Daffyest fing ai eber heard.
Teh missing hare turned left at Albakerkie.
Dat wascally wabbit!
*chompz awn karrot(nawt tew weree…ai wont bii poysined!)*
Eh…..Wat’s up, doc?
Mus be wunna dem wite karets den. de oring one’s be pissen.
wut? A looney toons fred and onliest cat in dose comix is left owt? Wut about Sylvester?
Him tawt him sawd a puddy tat?
Him wuz on ICHC, ifinkso.
Mai naught sekkond, nawt sekkond ebber! Ai iz sew onnered – Didju let mii win?
Congrats and much adorashun to yew HissyFit!!!!! The nawt sekkund one is awlays teh sweetist.
franeee, frankee… Ai haz lottsa grrl scought kookiez heer – duz anyone wan sum? Ai haz tea or koffee tu!
Ai can has Thin Mintz nd cowld chawklit milk plz? Nom nom nom!!!
OOOH Fin Mince, I keep dem inna freezer and I use dem froze to scoop out my Cherries Garcia Isekreme! I iz salibatin at the very fawt: chocko, cherry mint, sawft, and cruncyh awl inna same mowf at the same time. Iz a good fing.
Too mush ov a good fing?? I fink NAWT!!
congarats HissyFit! I hasn’t had the pleasure of that opportunity myself.
how would you like sillybrate the occasion?
Iz yor nawt nawt nawt sekkond nawt sekkond nawt sekkond? Hab a jint chokklit martoonie!
All hayl teh hissehfits on teh sekkind post!
let us know when u get fur back. kthnxbai
Iz contagious? Hopefulli not!
Ohai Chessie….Ai lubs ur abatar! Ov corse, Ai has lubbed Chessie teh Sleeping Kitteh fur yeers (dekades, akshully).
It will grow back!
Jahoovers witnuss kitteh can no kum insied.
gruuming skool studentz goo wyld
3km! yu haz da BC mainly coon, tu? r’nt dey da bestest? a BC MC won da 1998 TICA champ-eonship. Nawt mai usless lump of floof, butt (hee hee) dotter nad ai saw himz at a show. WOW!
Ai onlee haz one kitteh – nad Fiss lieks it dat wae! Didju see mai pic? Du yu hab yurs up?
yeah fur da BC mainly coon!! him iz my berry berry sweetest kitteh. i not hav him picture up on page yet, butt (hee hee) i will bee habing him up suun. if’n i haz no feel gudz BC mainly coon neeber leebz mine side. i haz had him fur 13 yrz now soo most pics r on da film not da dizitized.
yess i go an see da pics ub yur baby. him luk aloot lik my baby mainly coon
Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Princess Bride FTW!
He had awl hiz fur scorchd off in teh Swamp… yew kno…
oh noes! did he get attacked by the ROUS as well?
I dunt think they eggsist…
*gets attackered by ROUS*
~wrestle wrestle wrestle~
*pop pop pop* *whoosh* ~flame covers ROUS~
~scamper scamper scamper~
~stab stab stab~
Nao watch owt fur teh litening sand.
Oh noes! *starts sinkin inna sand*
The calico is especially scared of losing his manly-man chest fur.
ai no, rite??? ai shur glad ai not onlee won hoo seez dat middel kitteh sporteen teh vurry matcho patch thair.
Ai fink dat iz Austin Powers kitteh.
Oh, behaves……
Gud morning mamarosa!
and LOL!! til yoo sed this, ai dint ebe notiss teh patch ov “manlee chest hares.”
Kittee luks verree sexee indeed!
O Hai!
Ded sexy.
When did yu go frum JanetCanHas4kittehs to JanetCanHas5kittehs?
Srysly. Let meh in. Iz cold owt here.
Strike dat. Reverse it.
:snerk:
itz gettin hot in heer i tuk off all my close
YNK?!?
Nelly kitteh duzn’ want yew in Herre N-E-way.
NOK
ai meent – ONK
mai dyslexia – let mii show ti uy.
Nekkid Old Kitteh?
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Wif hangy down bits? DO NAWT WANT.
mebbe himz iz fit Jack LaLane kitteh wif kno dangly bitz? Mebbe nudist kitteh?
They gawt exercisez fur dat?!?
~hurrily goez to googlol Jack LaLane~
dat kitteh is neekie
akshully we duz not want wut u haznt gotz
kitteh iz shy flasher
Owtzdoar Kittehz amz
missteefyed. Inndoarz Kitteh
lawsst all himz sawfft fur!
Inndoarz Kitteh myte
beez Zawmbee dat wawntz 2 eetz
Owtzdoar Kitteh braynz!
Inndoarz Kitteh no
amz Zawmbee. Awrmz not strrretchtdz owt.
Nawtz habz beeg bugg iieez
Owtzdoarz Kittehz still
stayz Owtzdoarz. Doan’t wawntz wut t3h
Inndoarz Kitteh habz!
Jack.
zmombeez! oh noes!
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ai lubs teh powetree, jack… yu is teh bestest.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/16/funny-pictures-zombie-kitttehs
Kitteh is nekkid!
In teh immortal werds of my BFF: “Cubber dat sheet up!”
Wood dat be a regular or king size sheet??
*snerk* kynda depends on, ummmm…, teh zact syz ob…ummmm teh ummm…pertikler ummmmm aitem(z) needin cubbered
TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!
The Spongebob episode “Survival of the Idiots”, where SB and Patrick shave Sandy bald, just ended awn Nickelodeon.
“Pay no atension to teh nekkid kitteh behind teh curtin”
dat comet is FTW! Wizrd 0 Oz ref
i dint noze dey had cometz in deh Wizerd uf Aahz…. I thot it wuz a tornado.
*shrugs sholderz.* deh thingz u lernz heer.
wented right ober yr head, hunh?
Mai mind is in a whirrrl.
oar wut inndoar kitteh haz /nawt/ gotted?
scuse me pleez–i need tu aks question if i may. i wuz wunnderin how you can find out if a animal shelter is a “no ki**” shelter. i dont’z trust calling dem and asking. not sure they wuld be da most honest about it. i know sum kittehs in truble (NOT MINE) and wuld like tu hep dem but Do Not want tu turn dem ober tu da gas chamber.
ai nawt shur – mebbee ask yur local ASPCA or anymul cuntrowl offickser??
Mai unhelpfulness…let me show u…
Ai hoep u find owt so u can halp teh in-trubble kittehs!
askz Romeow- himz wuks ata shelta- whut I hab seend iz dat deh seiz it in BEEG lettaz ona der website “we iz (kat freindli) shelta”. Yuz can alzo goez n lookz- I bolentered at wun a lawng tyme agoz.
momcat
thnx tu both fur da help. i no can stand da kitteh suffer. me and da hubbie haz been taking da fudz and waterz but can not du dis fureber and kittehz needz better life dan dat. wuld tak dem ourselfs but cant katch an duzzent hab da ruumz.
Also maibee call yer local cat club. Wii heer in mine noes alla da shelter sekrets., an bestest playses to be sending kettehs. Good luck 3KM.
3km, Ai Googloled “No kill animal shelters in Kentucky” nd tehse caem up:
http://www.nokillnetwork.org/d/Kentucky
network.bestfriends.org/kentucky/news/15642.html
http://www.saveourstrays.com/no-kill.htm
Tehre r ovvers listed, 2. Sry teh linkees nawt b bloo….werd pretzel wuld nawt taek mai commintz wif teh http in frunt ov teh addresses. Gud luk….u nd ur hubbeh r gud hoomins!
O, shure….nao it adds teh http stuff & teh linkees r bloo. Cept teh 1, nd it reely donut has teh www inna address.
Has yew herd teh gud news of Ceiling Cat?
*snerk*
*shibbur* ai heerz BC’s voyse inn mai hed….geddit owt!!!!
Mormon reference ftw
it kood be jehoovah witnesses too- ya noe…
itz kinda hard to tell wen yu kant see the nametags.
Meh mom is alegic to kittehs so i might get dat ugley kitteh in it.
[Random fillosofikal momint]
An ekserpt frum
Teh Filosfikal Ritingz ob a Kaliko Kitteh
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Simplol Roolz ob Lyf
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1a. Awl peeplz ar ekwal.
1b. Kittehz ar peeplz tu.
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2a. Awl peeplz dezerb respekt. Adn lubz. Adn freedumz.
2b. Kittehz ar peeplz tu.
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3a. Peeplz can lern tu communikayt togever.
3b. Kittehz ar peeplz tu.
I like it AngelPluse, very wise statements. You has them.
4a. Peeplz should never give up on their desires.
4b. Kittehs are peeplz tu.
I fink der needz to be a 3C. Kittehz doan wanna hear wut yo hasta say.
Yeff – hooman speech is rarelee teh primaree component ob communicashun wiff teh kitteh. Dere own langwij wurks a littul better, but eben den itz mush moar important hao u say it den wut ur sayin.
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Wun way tu put it is “speek wiff ur whol bodee,” bekawz teh kitteh piks up on teh non-verbal part ob wut u say moar den teh akchual wurds.
hmmm….ai mite gathurr awl ob dese tugevvur adn inklood dem inn mai nexxt ranDUM mowmint…wich will hoapflolee bii awn Mundai(n)
Egg salad ideaz – u haz tehm!
has yoo seed anne ob mai ranDUM mowmints befoar?
ai hassn’t dun anne resentlee, tho…
Noes, ai am tu litelbebbeh nu heer to hab seen tehm befoar
Ai am luking furwurd tu it wif teh bayted breffs, doe!
be careful wif da bayted breffs, uz mite get takded by da kitteh–dependz on da baytz
Aaaaaaaooooooogaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
The lonely sownd echoes fru teh dezurted streets ov Cheezland…
~wanders back in~
Can’t sleep.
Watchin’ Beerfest nao.
How’s fings in Jeddah?
Ohai NC66! Fings r hottin up. Winter (ha-ha) is awlmost ovur an Summer is awn teh eai. No reel Spring heer, jus kinda cool wun day an den reeely HAWT teh nex. otterwise mai Tammy an ai r fain, fanks. Hoaow iz yu?
Ai know uh liddul about hawt.
It wuz in teh upper 80’s here the udder dai.
IN FEBRUARY! Cheez.
Look who ai’m tawkin’ tew.
Yew are prawbablee finkin’…amateur.
Wii finally gawt sum rain yesterday and today.
Ai think datz why ai gawt teh insomnia tewnite.
Teh sound iz unfamiliar these days,
and the cats awr awl sittin’ in teh windows
like there is sumthing important goin’ awn owtside.
Morning!
Nao – dis be what u be enduring (gib or taek wun oar tu palmtriis…
comics.com/betty/2009-02-08/
Nao – dis be what ai woked upto…
flickr.com/photos/rennasverden/3262063777/
Wanna switch?!?!
Yus pleez!!!
Ai hasnt hadded a reel wintur in six yeers!!! 
*shovvels a truckload ob snoes into a refri… rifry… reelly coald truck – an sends eet of tu Jeddah*
*oh – add a fermoas ob coco and a boks ob blueberry muffins*
Hab funs wif it – an deres moar where dat caem froam!
Woohoo!!! Snowball fite! *snowball hits camelol awn teh hump* Oops, prolly shudn ha dun dat!!! Heeellpp!!! runsawaiwifakwikness
hmm – noes – angrie camelols ar knot tu be jokeded wif aifinkso…
*throas a blueberrie muffin to angreh camelol*
ooh – it liked dat! Oh noes – it be wanting moar!
*runs awaiwifebenmoarkwikness up de only palmtree in site…*
*hrmf – am stuck nao…*
Heer camelol, heer boi! dats a gud boi! Yu kan klimb doawn nao nennepus!!! Ai gabe teh camelol sum blueberrie muffinz ai baut frum owr college kafeteria.
Sadlee mai lunchthyme is ober an ai hav tu goe bak tu wurk.
T’wus naice playin wiv yu!!! TTFN
oh – thanks for sabing meh froam de camelol…
bye bye – hab a luvleh sunday in deh sun!
O, pleez tu furget teh ruudness!!!
Fank yu berry mush nennepus fur teh snoes an teh coco an nommy blueberry muffins! Yum!!! 
nutting to eggskyus!
kwite understandablol riakshun after no snoe foar so lawng!
O ai wudn bee dat rude! Yus a purrfesional, nawt an amaturr!
Howsumever, wen it getz up to 35C at 11 IN TEH NITE, den yu knoe yur nawt in Kansas annymoor!!!
In teh middlol ov teh nite?
Do yoo hav teh gud ayre condishunerz?
Oar lots ov ceeling fans?
yeh!? wull i dun wan my sphynxie to has hairs like those other kitties!
Peeping Tom-cats didn’t expect tew score awn nawt sekkund try.
The password is “kibble.” I repeet: “kibble.” Nao, coat urself in deer scent and burrow under the fence. I’ll meet u at the garbij cans!
Also not want boring storeez.
deez catz are so meen… poor hairless kitteh, the objekt of rejecshun
Outdoor kittehs tink dis one’s got da cooties!
As a non-native speaker (and “grandmother” of the naked kitty) I read the whole lot of comments and understood them. It was difficult, but funny.
Haha, the hairless kitteh looks like mine.:D