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bye bye blu dood
oh no! Iz that Mr. Bill?
aoooow *naaaaaow* mistur bill!
see wut happnz wen u cawl foar teh spot gog? oooo noooooeeee
concatshulaces on tawp of brayde!! would you likes a choclit martoonies, or margaritas? or both?
hmmm hao abaot teh choklit coconut martooniez? mai beluvd papa wud be 99 tudai, adn dad *lurvd* teh mounds barz. adn laikt teh vodka awlso. happytayl burfdee, deer dad! ai luvs yu.
pours drinkies for eberyone ai alzo haz some chips and salsa… and oreos too…
yersh. adn beeg bole ob teh pasta. papa lurvded teh pasta. wif the mussuls. ai bi goin tu teh koast tumarro to kaleckt teh mussls frum teh rawks. teh suepurr laow tyde…
Mmmm-mmmm! Ai lubs Moundz barz too, so dis sowns very gud!
~pours a liddlol Amaretto in NC66’s moundy martoonie~
Ai can has Almond Joy?
Mai Daddeh wuld hab bin 84 dae b4 yesturdae….Balentinez Dae will maek 7 yeers sinse wii lozt himz.
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ohai catsablanca. mebbeh aour daddehs being tugevur, siping teh nais drinkies, laffing, adn waching owt fur uss here on aour syde uf teh bridj…
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And playing wif owr petz taht crost teh brij awlreddy. Mai beegul wuld prolly has bin moar eggsited 2 c Daddeh tahn mii…..Ai werked fur him nd seh wnet wif mii ebery dae fur 9 yeers til hii sowld teh bizness. Seh wuz his granddog nd hii spoyled hur rottun. {{{{{{Suzy}}}}}}
Funneh hao wunse sumwun haz died, tehy stawp aging in owr mynds. Mai Mahm iz 84, but 2 mii Daddeh iz still 77. Mai Daddeh’s Daddeh wuz in hiz mid 80’s wehn wii lozt him, sew it wuz a shok wun yeer wehn Ai reelized it wuz teh hundredth annibersary ov hiz birth! Wii hadz a famblee reyunion tew honur teh occashun.
Oh noes, Bill the Cat bites the big one. Howz can we telll Opus?
Ack!
:snerk:
Uh oh. No mess wif dis kitteh!
oh noes, the nip-wars begin.
Ai aer warnin u
Clowns must die!
Him nawt feeded me gushifuds in tyem.
Donut make me has to get u next!
sai gudbye tew ur liddlol frend
Why ai haz tew worry about Peter Parker fraggle?
Hiz demise duz nawt concern mai interests.
spydrs aer fun tew plai wif!
arachnorecreation
/ \\ \ ,, / /'-.`\()/`.-'.--_'( )'_--./ /` /`""`\ `\ \| | >< | |\ \ / /jgs '.__.'clappityclappityclappity!
*floofie paw aer nawt maeking lowd noiz*
clappityclappity!
*puts bells adn jingly fings adn symbuls on floofie paws*
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Naw dey maek lowd noiz
Wow, dat’s impressib!
w00t! kewl spyter!
Wowsers! Nativeca, u really has a lawt of skills undah dat pointee party hat of yours. Ai noes teh big day is coming up neggst week – does we habs a skedjoole yet for sillybrating wif u? Can u mayk it?
Yeppers. Sillybratin’ awn 2oozday.
Ai eben tooked teh day awf wurk.
Ai’ll shirly bii here.
yesh!
and if ennybody sees Zauberflote or ManfredsMom, tehy has birfdays too, plz ask if tehy can be tehre Toosday and let me know!
Wutz teh schedule agin Leeza?
Just Toosday, in general, but ifinkso u sed teh 6 am cheeztime lol wud be gud for u rite? Dat wud be 9 am westy coast.
*sigh* I was gonna try and set a series of races, one for each uv u, but I hasn’t seen ZF or MM, and sew it may be u gets to be teh scenter of tenshuns Toosday. In witch case, I will wish we had did it on ur ackshual birfday, insted of one day late.
10-4 gud buddy.
Ai’ll be there awl day, wif uh rubber duck in mai pawkit.
Mehbee ai can drive mai Kenwurth hollin’ logs oar uh cab-over Pete wif uh reefer awn in wun ob the races.
Doan foarget teh 7 lawng-hared frenz of Jeebus an teh chartreuse mikro-bus!
Convoy refs……FTW! Az lawng az Pig Pen nd teh hawgs stae down windz!
Dats why yew gawt tew put the hammer down and keep in frunt ob dem.
Noe problum….mai handul wuz Hot Foot.
Az in Hawt Led?
Git it? Hot foot. Lead Foot. Hot Lead.
~facepaw~
Wunse mai brovver (a Trooper) stawped a car fur speeding nd fownd owt it wuz owr unkul. Fur yeers tehy cawled eech ovver Flat Foot nd Lead Foot!
Lol Catsablanca, wut a storie of awesumnessez!
Ai bet teh famloly reunyuns wuz innerstin!
Fanks, icanhazcoffee, glad u njoied it. Bruvver used 2 gib penz 2 dribers 2 sign tehir tikits, tehn nawt git tehm bak, sew fur Catmus 1 yeer Ai gibbed him a bunch ov pens taht had awn tehm “Stolen from Trooper Hough.” Wuld hab lubbed 2 see teh look awn tehir fayses wehn tehy gotted hoem nd reelized waht tehy had!
Kyool spydrrr! Mai Pokey-cat (crossed bridge last May) lubbed to play wif de spydrrrs. He played and played and played until teh spydrrr was very very sleepee.
Arachnonarcolepsy?!? Oh mai.
Fanky cweenmj.
Akshully, ai fink ai roll.
youtube.com/watch?v=8cCI_XDQWb0
♫ In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time
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Dance your cares away, ~clap clap~
Worry’s for another day.
Let the music play ~clap clap~ ♫
♫ Daown at Fraggle Rok! ♫
Like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place
You could tell how we felt from the look on our face
We were spinning in circles with the moon in our eyes
No room left to move in between you and I
We forgot where we were and we lost track of time
And we sang to the wind as we danced through the night and we sang
A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a
And the voices rang like the angels sing, singing
A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a
And we danced on into the night
Oh, we’re playin’ Santana w/Chad dis lol.
Santana izza gud choice aifinkso.
Dats a berry gud sawng, but ai still liek dis wun beddur.
youtube.com/watch?v=GvBnRkgU3ag
ROB! I lubs dat man.
I recently “discovered” this song. Had no idea it existed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyf8sNpRH-E
Yah, I’m a hyooj Nickelback fan, but can’t stand to look at Chad. He’s got a great voice, but for reasons that cannot be told here, I can’t stand to look at his face for very long.
NC’s Favorite RT (MB) song
youtube.com/watch?v=v1B-dsOtcps
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~has uh curious ’bout Chad~
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Adds anudder Santana song, jes fur the heck of it.
I like the collaborayshun songs.
youtube.com/watch?v=6Ml3NUIDpFg
I has lotsa favrit MB20 songs: Bright Lights, Bent, Unwell, and Mad Season are some top choices.
Oahi rhsb! Unwell is mai feemsong!
Butt (heehee), heer’s wunna mai favrit singers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyHmivh67os
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZimumOkA1s
anna wun ai want pwayed at mai own cwossings ober teh bridge….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNiyoaPr28U
Ai lubs lubs lubs mee sum Ozzie! Ai wore owt a buncha cassette taypes (ai noe, teh littul wuns r askin “wut?”) uv Bwak Sabbaf bakintehday…
Coooll!! haha
Oh, I had a littlol skeered dere foar a minnit.
I kud NAWT find my fone!
Nawt sumfin I wanna lose.
**hugs fone**
Datz sew sweet.
Fone iz shur nawt tew git melancholee nao.
Yesh, I lubs my fone. Iz a liddlol old an outta date (lyk me), but I lubs it ennyway.
I maded a lol frum wun of ur piks. mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3354857
~clappity floofy paws~
Dats wunnermous!
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~runz hed furst intu rhsb’s fone~
Hay! Watch ware u goin!
U must be nise to my fone. Wat if a hawt gui calls me.
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IT CUD HAPPEN!
Well then yew wuld WANT it tew be charged, wuldn yew?
**heddesk**
Az a matter of fack, it STAYS charjed!
I losted one important fone call due to teh bat-tree dyin an I sed NO MOAR!
Ruthless Kitteh
is cleerly out of Ruths
Well, habink killd Ruth’s toy boy until it woz ded, wat did yu eggspect?
Ob coars allubda Ruths wud leeb afterer dat! Wunt u?
next time, dis be da dog ifn i noes getz dinner in tyme
Doan make meh show yew the different ways ai can dispose ob the canines:
Airdale assassinations
Beagle beheadings
Cooked Collies
D…
tried tu play but da E killed my cretivity
*whispers*
Try Electrified English Bulldogs
Oar Eskapoo if yew fink dats cheatin’
oh how stuppy of mi tu not b tinking ub dat wun. it waz sooo obbious
Escalloped Elkhownds
Fricaseed Fronsch Poodles
Gutted Gurman Sheppards
H….
Hangtied hound dawgs
Irritated Irish terriers
Jumped Jack Russell
K …
Keeled ober Keeshond
Lassoed Lhasa Apso
Melted Maltese
N…
Nullifyed Newfoundland
Obliteratid Oxhound– ok- I made dat up!
Pixilated Pinchers
Q…
Quartered Queensland Heeler
Rottweiler Rub Out
Samoyed Stranglings
T…
Kildedded Korean Mastiff
Lynched Lhasa Apso
Maimed and Mauled Maltese
Notalyve Newfoundland
Obliterated Old English Sheepdog
Pasted Pomeranian
Q …
Quiched quadruped (ai dunno, ai gabe up…)
Rattrapped Rat Terrier
Sqwashed Schnauzer
Terrified Terrier
Utterly Unlucky Utonagan (wikipedia FTW)
Very Victimized Vizsla (yeh, ai luuked it up tu)
W…
Wasted Weimaraner
Xterminated Xoloitzcuintle
Yorkshire Terrier Yachting Accident
Zapped Zuchon
WHOA that looks exactly like my cat! Except my cat is probably fatter….=^..^=
This kitteh killed a stuffed toy. Be afraid.
kitteh catched a trollz, iz bery gud kitteh-now pleez take otsidz
*snerk*
Caching trollz lyke catching cowlds, ownly not as mush fun.
but coldz not smell as bad
Nao, put his hed awn uh pike and make meh uh bloody mary.
wif only da top shelf vodka pleez
Ai know many peep liek the Ketel Wun and Grey Goose, etc.
Yadda yadda yadda.
Ai lieks gud ol’ Smirnoff Silver.
But if ai want tew treat myself. Nuffin’ beats Stoli Elit IMHO.
The Russians still do it best.
oh stoli b my fav..stoli tonic twist of lim mm mmm good
Dats zactly how ai liek it.
Gotta be colder than a witch’s headlight inna brass brassiere tho.
pleez b puttin da bottle in da freezer so as not tu ruin wif ic
Wut? Yew fink ai stoppy oar sumfing?
Cheez
iz it coood yet? had tu wurk tuday wuld lik a duuble pleez
Oh yesh, yesh. Where awr mai manners.
Speshul cheezland insta-freeze sub zero
means yew doan hab tew wait.
~pours 3KM 2 dubblol size VATs~
tankz u bery much.* taks sip* ooooh u hab exacably da rite ratio ub vodka tu tonikz wif perficks limz amunt. thnx u
we likes (lubs) teh V&Ts inna summer but inna winter we go Gimlets (made wiff real limes nawt Roses. I has tried de sujjestion to pore a cheep vodka threw a Bria filter and it werx! The results were a lawt bedder than wut wented in.
Oh…no can do vodka…..anymoar…
It has ABSOLUT-lee kicked my backside too menny times.
*giggle*
Ai luv tew SEA-GRAMS ob yor pun humor rhsb.
Fanks.
Wif my ANCIENT AGE, iz hard to be witty sumtymes.
But wif yor CLEAR HEART, yor wit betrays yor age.
NC, I will gib u FOUR ROSES dat I picked from BOONE’S FARM wif JACK DANIELS after I ran from teh WILD TURKEY. I did see sum purty scenery at teh WOODFORD RESERVE but teh BUFFALO TRACE-d me an I had to leev.
The classes I took didn’t halp me, but it did maek BUD WISER!
yur EVER CLEAR wizdom iz evidint
~bows at rhsb’s feet~
I’m nawt wurthy.
Fankyoo. Iz nawt dat I’m dat familyur wif alkyhawl. I jes growed up in Bourbon countree, iz awl.
I wuz hopin to see wut you were gonna do wiff George Dickle.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3237380
Happy Looking!:-)