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Set it fur fluff I has a date tonite

shud i add softener?

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  1. nightshayde says:

    Nawt too hawt tho plz!

    • greystar13 says:

      conga rat shoe lacings on yur fine nawt-seccunc, niteshayde! Wut kindz of drinkz and dancees du yu wawnt?

      • nightshayde says:

        Aifink lemontineez fur drinks … and dansin to “You Spin Me Right Round.” :D

        • judson says:

          Ahhhh Lemontineez is gud. Congratshoelaces nightshayde. I fink I’ll has a liddlol vodka wiff a shot ob muh homemayded lemocello insted. Dat alweys makes me wanna Dants Dants Dants!
          Judson Leaps onto the floor, spins arown, goez into de split (fanks cc fer the spandex in dese trousers) and rises up slow like wiff finger pointing to CC!
          Fanci foot werk
          Shuffle
          spin spin spin
          Big leap
          land facing de udder way
          loose balance and get tangloled up in de teezer (tormentor?)
          Fawl down bringin half de set wiff him
          “I ment to do dat”

          • princessmu says:

            exceelint choices NS :) grate danse Judson!
            Dis pic is sew fur da win!

          • Missy says:

            Homemayed lemoncello? Judson…you are mah heero! Haw you mayked lemoncello yerself? *bows deeply to Judson for such an accomplishmunt*

            • judson says:

              Is nawt too hard Missy, I would be happy to send the recipe to you but yer name is nawt blue, praps you could klick my name and make me a frend and I could give it to you via a messij. Dis is de good time fer making lemoncello, it will be berry mello come summer when yewl wanna hab it often

              • princessmu says:

                oh! i request the resipie tew, but u am nawt showin bloo rite now. i am will check back latur

                • cweenmj says:

                  U kin go heer adn finding a resippy fur lemoncello
                  .
                  http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/21/funny-pictures-how-stupid-u-look/#comment-328521
                  .
                  It b frum a guy kawlled SolnEsther hoo used tu commint heer.

                  • judson says:

                    Das a nawt bad recipe, mine is more werk and more time and maybe same results. I use the 190 proof Everclear Spirits and I use more lemons and I filter everything frew coffee filters several times fer max clarity and I let everyting sit fer abowt 6 weex before diluting and den annuder six weeks after for max smuveness. I also bought a case ob half pint clear bottle and a buncha tasting corks and I maked label wut sed “Limoncello de casa Judson” and some uvver stuff and I bottled it all up and used dem a Chrifmuff gifts. If yer gonna get into makin Limoncello, go to yer local deli an ask dem to put aside one ob der gallon jars fer you, it’s a good fing to have fer letting yer lemon zest and alchohol steep.

              • judson says:

                Dang, My name wussunt blue then eever, I has sign back in to WP an it should be blue again.

    • Una_Dougal says:

      All joking aside, I am deeply troubled by the number of cats-in-the-dryer or washer pics on here lately. This is a really bad place for kitty to be and I am concerned that some sicko will think it is “funny” to put a cat through one of these machines and severely injure or even kill it.

      Please quit promoting pictures like this one!

  2. skwirrlgrrl says:

    And dont forget teh dryer sheet!

  3. jk2kitteh says:

    rememmbr, noe owtfyt iz compleet wifowt cathayrz awn it!

  4. uh ohoez!!

    kitteh….lukkz rathurr kyoot…has teh kyoot-ness awesum eyez……

    adn….adn…

    *howldz awn tew CHRG*
    *CHRG asploadz*

    nawt ag–

    *SPLORT*

    ….ain….

    • kitsunerina says:

      *sweeps teh sparklee branes bak insyde teh bloo skalee hed*
      *dukkee tapes teh skales bak down*
      *applys a hevvee dooty CHRG*
      *adds a 50s baffing kap*
      *rams awn a helmit kuvvered wif sparklee stikkers*
      *titens teh chin strap*
      okee nao, dis is gettin to be a problim… we may hasta yoose unyooshual methuds to keep yor branes ware they belong. so wile we iz werkin awn dat, yu eets dese nawt-kyoot-at-awl choklits and drinks sumthing.
      *raps DK inna fuzzee cheezpeep map, elevates feetsees*
      *goze to fetch dr tinycat an igor*

  5. rhsb says:

    Watch teh hyoomiditee, tho. Want FLUFF, nawt FRIZZ!

  6. rhsb says:

    Whew, dat wuz close!

    I almoast fell down teh steps. Nekkid. :oops:

    • kitsunerina says:

      duz ai want to noe?

    • *humz whilol walkink bai*
      *hummink stawpz*
      *dubblol taek*

      ……

      *turnzadnscamputtzawaiwifakwikkness*

    • parrothead says:

      **shockyfais** Yew are walkun arownd nekkid?

    • nightshayde says:

      Yer nawt sposta tumblol dry THAT way, Red!

      • parrothead says:

        FTW ns! *boop!*

        • nightshayde says:

          Ohai parrothead!
          *boop*
          Hao iz yer hotel? Hao cold will teh waddur be tomorrow?

          • parrothead says:

            Ohai ns! Teh hotel iz teh ok, cleen, has innertubes, but nawt fancee. Butt (hehe) iz oshunfrunt, datz wut cownts fur me! If we opun teh balcunee door, teh brees iz berry strong! Aifinkso dey are sayin teh waddur temp is 40-ish, the air temp tomorra is sposed to be in teh 50′s (at teh time ov teh plunj). Ai walked mai goggie a liddlol wyle ago, an teh wind wuz berry strong, but iz spozed to calm down. Come joyne me! We haz teh eggstra bed!

            • rhsb says:

              PH – Did you see teh kweshtun I posted awn prevyus thred? It wuz abowt plunjurs.

              • parrothead says:

                Ai nawt seed dat, lemee go luk. Aifinkedso yew wuz ignorin me on the prevyus fred! Ai had a wurried! **goes to luk**

                • rhsb says:

                  I haz been akyoozed of ignorin peeplols alot latelee!

                  I NAWT!!!! I swares!

                  • parrothead says:

                    Ai know, yew iz teh bizee. I lubs yew ineeway! **schmoo*

                    I went an seed teh ‘plunjer’ commint! Yew sillee gooce! Altho dere is a lawt of peeps dat where teh plunjurs awn dere heds!

                    Yew still gonna support me awn teh fifteenf wen ai kwit teh smokin?

                    • rhsb says:

                      Wayle, considerin I jumped awf teh wagon dis moarnin, mebbe I nawt such a gud support pursun?

                      My co-wurkers wuz gibbin me hard tyem. I bummed ciggy frum wun, but den dey awl ganged up awn me an sed, “U no can has lighter!” I started laffin an cuddnt get teh dadburned fing lit!

                      Den wun gurl started singin teh Elmo sawng, aftur heerin me say I thot him wuz teh ebil.

                      Meen ole co-workers! ;-)

                      • parrothead says:

                        ***laffs and laffs* yur co-workers sownd lyke dey lub yew! But yew want to kill dem! Wut is teh elmo sawng?

                        • rhsb says:

                          I didn’t kno wun egg-sisted, but apparentlee it duz.

                          I wuz too bizee holdin my hanz ober my eers, skreemin an tryin nawt to set my hare awn fyre, to heer much of it.

                          Laytur, I saw teh woman who wuz singin dat song inna parkin lot. I wuz dribin, hur wuz walkin. I akted lyk I wuz gonna run ober her, an hollered owt teh windo, “Deny ME a ciggy, will ya?!?!” Hur laffed.

                        • upfi says:

                          Well, rhsb, u NOES why u has to stop teh ciggies, dontcha? Nawt dat it maykes it enny easier to quit …

            • nightshayde says:

              Erm … fankees fur teh invite, but yew haz teh fun wiffowt meh. Mah nawt sekkund weekend uv liefgard rookie skool (ober a dekayde ago), teh waddur wuz 51 degreez. Ai duzzint need dat agin.
              *shivvurz just finkin abowt it*

              • parrothead says:

                Iz teh sew mush fun! Nawt lyke liefgard, yew jist run in an owt! Sum (wimpee) peeps onlee go anklol deep, mai goal ebery yeer iz tew go in, unner an owt, sum peeps stay in an plai. Dis yeer ai hab goal to play a liddlol. Shoar yew do nawt wanna joyne?

    • rhsb says:

      It happened lyk dis: I wuz upstayres in my room an gotted undressed. Dats wen I realyzed my sleepin clothes wuz in bafroom (also upstayres, next room). I walked to bafroom, gotted clothes, an tripped ober my howseshoos (in bafroom floor) an stumbloled owt bafroom onto landin, which iz at tawp of stayres.

      Dats how I almoast falled down teh stayres nekkid.

      Mahm shudda naymed me “Grace”. :roll:

  7. kerrykatz4 says:

    No tumbel dry pleez.

  8. 3kittymomma says:

    cud pleez hav a help..wuld sum wondermous cheezpeep klikity on my bloo name and let me now ifin yu findz mine profyle. i thot i hadit it fixed, butt(hee,hee) parently nowt. pleez tu letz me knowz

  9. rhsb says:

    Frenz, I hazza liddlol sad.

    I jes fownded a cat hare stuk in my chayre. :-(

  10. Romeow says:

    U mite wanna taek off ur flea collar fur ur date.
    Doan wanna send teh rong message.

  11. ai haz a kweschun….

    I’m trying to come up with some enrichment ideas for the cats at the shelter where I’m volunteering around classes. The staff are overworked and don’t have much time to play; there are volunteers that come in to cuddle the cats (and walk the dogs) but most volunteers don’t have access to the admissions rooms where the cats are held for a couple of weeks to make sure the vaccinations take, and those poor cats are so very stressed… Preferably inexpensive things that they can have in their cages, that can either be cleaned really well or disposed of and replaced. The volunteer coordinator is very much in favour of my trying to do this, but there really isn’t any money in the budget. I’d really appreciate any thoughts anyone has.
    .
    If it’s easier to email me, you’ll see my address if you click on my blooness.
    .
    Fankies ebreewun!

  12. 3kittymomma says:

    gud nite wunnerful cheezfrindz. b alwayz saf an mi hope tu cee yuz marrow.

  13. two_kittehs says:

    I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that

  14. parrothead says:

    Ai will sai gudnite cheezpeep! We are gunna go hab dinner an drinkees and danses wif sum fellow plunjurs! Wish me luk ai dew nawt freez mai tailfevvers awf! Akz CC to help meet the goal ov wun millun buks fur speshul olimpics! Aifinkso the web cite polarplunge.com will hab libe cuverage. Gudnite cheezpeeps, ai lubs yew! BOOP TO AWL!

  15. judson says:

    Kitteh is in the Emerald room wunnerin ware to g nekst.

  16. judson says:

    ‘You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully.’

  17. steroid says:

    OMG I jus tuk a pikshur uv my mum’s kitteh in teh saim pozishun. Kittehs luv teh drair aftr teh cloz ar drai.

  18. judson says:

    Test to see If My name is Blue again

  19. Eric says:

    Be shur to add teh fur-brik sawfner…

  20. Fen says:

    You don’t know what to do with your time, do you? Writing all these comments… Darn lame ;)

  21. jim a says:

    sine lyed 2 me noo “cat fud” here

  22. Alberta says:

    no plez to add de frontlinez or advantagez cause flea collarz no wurk

  23. tessm says:

    ohai Harry! ai am glad u saw mai msg, an ai hopez u r doin OK.
    BOOP!

  24. tessm says:

    Far Side ref FTW!
    iz wun uv mai faves!

  25. Stella says:

    Is that cat seriously wearing an anti-flea collar? If so, that is exceedingly toxic and does nothing for prevention. I am speaking on behalf of veterinary professionals and for the safety of this innocent feline!

  26. pwedkitteh says:

    nd maebe add sum of dat new kokonut shampoo. den dry meh.


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