Set it fur fluff
Set it fur fluff I has a date tonite
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Nawt too hawt tho plz!
conga rat shoe lacings on yur fine nawt-seccunc, niteshayde! Wut kindz of drinkz and dancees du yu wawnt?
Aifink lemontineez fur drinks … and dansin to “You Spin Me Right Round.”
Ahhhh Lemontineez is gud. Congratshoelaces nightshayde. I fink I’ll has a liddlol vodka wiff a shot ob muh homemayded lemocello insted. Dat alweys makes me wanna Dants Dants Dants!
Judson Leaps onto the floor, spins arown, goez into de split (fanks cc fer the spandex in dese trousers) and rises up slow like wiff finger pointing to CC!
Fanci foot werk
Shuffle
spin spin spin
Big leap
land facing de udder way
loose balance and get tangloled up in de teezer (tormentor?)
Fawl down bringin half de set wiff him
“I ment to do dat”
exceelint choices NS
grate danse Judson!
Dis pic is sew fur da win!
Homemayed lemoncello? Judson…you are mah heero! Haw you mayked lemoncello yerself? *bows deeply to Judson for such an accomplishmunt*
Is nawt too hard Missy, I would be happy to send the recipe to you but yer name is nawt blue, praps you could klick my name and make me a frend and I could give it to you via a messij. Dis is de good time fer making lemoncello, it will be berry mello come summer when yewl wanna hab it often
oh! i request the resipie tew, but u am nawt showin bloo rite now. i am will check back latur
U kin go heer adn finding a resippy fur lemoncello
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/21/funny-pictures-how-stupid-u-look/#comment-328521
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It b frum a guy kawlled SolnEsther hoo used tu commint heer.
Das a nawt bad recipe, mine is more werk and more time and maybe same results. I use the 190 proof Everclear Spirits and I use more lemons and I filter everything frew coffee filters several times fer max clarity and I let everyting sit fer abowt 6 weex before diluting and den annuder six weeks after for max smuveness. I also bought a case ob half pint clear bottle and a buncha tasting corks and I maked label wut sed “Limoncello de casa Judson” and some uvver stuff and I bottled it all up and used dem a Chrifmuff gifts. If yer gonna get into makin Limoncello, go to yer local deli an ask dem to put aside one ob der gallon jars fer you, it’s a good fing to have fer letting yer lemon zest and alchohol steep.
Dang, My name wussunt blue then eever, I has sign back in to WP an it should be blue again.
All joking aside, I am deeply troubled by the number of cats-in-the-dryer or washer pics on here lately. This is a really bad place for kitty to be and I am concerned that some sicko will think it is “funny” to put a cat through one of these machines and severely injure or even kill it.
Please quit promoting pictures like this one!
I agree. My very-loved cat died this way, in an awful accident, and it’s not funny. Sorry.
And dont forget teh dryer sheet!
Statick elecktricitees, DO NOT WANT!
*gigglol*
GMTA!
*hi-5’s ns*
how u is tonite?
Ai iz board & wantin to go hoam — still hasta be heer anuvver kuppul howrs wif nuffin to do except look over mah shoulder to mayk sure teh bosses donut realize ai iz nawt doin ennyfing useful. *sigh* Itz cold & rainy & a gud nite to be in mah pjs wif a kitteh or two neer meh.
Oh. Sry. TMI, ai suppose.
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Hao iz yew tonite, Leeza?
s’ok! I is home wif teh kittehs.. hiking tomorrows, and visiting my nephews, so a gud weekend coming up, ifinkso!
But I do luv it heer. 
ackshully I has to go now, I hasn’t eeted dinner, and it’z 8:30 here… *sigh* this place is liek a blak hole for ur RL sometimes, kwim? U sits down and sez ‘15 minnits’.. next thing u knows, it’s bin 2 hours…
Ai iz bewy gwad to heer dat ai nawt teh onwee wun tu looz manee ower tymes heer! Ai hab loozed wots adn wots ob owers in teh Cheezland, adn ai hazlubbed ebry wun ob dem!
Wen I wuz wurkin fer de big compooter firm dey mandated 10 hour werk deys (no comensurate increese in salary ob korse) which had mose people grumblin but to it mented simply two moar hours ob compooter games and lolcats.
Ai will be moar relaxed wen teh big boss laydee goez hoam. Den ai will play teh Spider solitaire.
Ai winned a gayme uv Spider — dis hardlee eber happenz!!!
*twys cwapping wowdwy wif teh floofy furrrrry feetz*
Yay ns FTW!
Gud ideeyuh — statix … DO NAWT WANT.
Ohai, Nightshayde! Congratshoelaces!
Ohai Ly! Fankies. Long tiem, no see — hao yew iz?
rememmbr, noe owtfyt iz compleet wifowt cathayrz awn it!
uh ohoez!!
kitteh….lukkz rathurr kyoot…has teh kyoot-ness awesum eyez……
adn….adn…
*howldz awn tew CHRG*
*CHRG asploadz*
nawt ag–
*SPLORT*
….ain….
*sweeps teh sparklee branes bak insyde teh bloo skalee hed*
*dukkee tapes teh skales bak down*
*applys a hevvee dooty CHRG*
*adds a 50s baffing kap*
*rams awn a helmit kuvvered wif sparklee stikkers*
*titens teh chin strap*
okee nao, dis is gettin to be a problim… we may hasta yoose unyooshual methuds to keep yor branes ware they belong. so wile we iz werkin awn dat, yu eets dese nawt-kyoot-at-awl choklits and drinks sumthing.
*raps DK inna fuzzee cheezpeep map, elevates feetsees*
*goze to fetch dr tinycat an igor*
beautiful werk there Kitsu!
ai ben pracktisin… an ai wuz wun uv teh nawt-sekund members uv teh CCC. thx fore teh komplimint princessmu.
ah gnu i rekonized dat naem! u has da purfect abitar fur that naem. U am a beautifill russian princess? u should kome tew de island ov Mu!
if u visit i will taek yew tew the wise wimins forest. i was telling peeps about it last night. we can find the rainbow kolored furs of the Anceint Tree Mink laying about the branches of the evergreens. the ATMs shed fur, like a snake sheds his skin. we can has luxury and bueaty an sawft! wiff no regrets!
*sleepz*
*waez upp a minnit* wut appeneded?
testing uri
A+!
Mt. McKinley!
YAY!!!!!!! u gottid it rite!!!!
Dans, dans, dans, hop adn twurl!! spin adn spin adn dansy, dansy dansy!!
*bowz, owfurrz chokklit*
ohai, mai cween!
oh…iz dis badd tiem?
Oh hai DK!! wussup??
uhhh….teh ceilink? adn ceiling cat!
Doh!!! ya got mii!!
annewaez, ai wuz gonna du a noo ranDUM mowmint awn Mundain…
uhhh…ai sortaa furgotteded wut ai wuz gonna sai inn teh nawt-second plaes…
Yay! *happehdansdans fur 3km blooness*
grate jawb! it aktchuallee werks!
Watch teh hyoomiditee, tho. Want FLUFF, nawt FRIZZ!
Iz U tawking bout my hair?
Ob coarse nawt! U iz alwayz teh beyootiful, 2_k!
I gets teh frizzees sumtymes. My BFF, who has teh extry-curlee hares, relee gets teh frizzees, worse tehn I duz!
mah hares is a bit wavee and gets frizee in humiditeh
Mien too. Usta be purty curlee, but nawt sew much ennymoar. Wen iz wet, iz moar curlee, but seems to straighten az it dries.
Teh gray wunz, stik owt lyk antennas, ob course! Dere signalolin teh muvver ship, I finkso.
Weerd hares, I has dem.
*gigglol*
I wuz surprised that U gnu bout it!
Whew, dat wuz close!
I almoast fell down teh steps. Nekkid.
duz ai want to noe?
*humz whilol walkink bai*
*hummink stawpz*
*dubblol taek*
……
*turnzadnscamputtzawaiwifakwikkness*
**shockyfais** Yew are walkun arownd nekkid?
Yer nawt sposta tumblol dry THAT way, Red!
FTW ns! *boop!*
Ohai parrothead!
*boop*
Hao iz yer hotel? Hao cold will teh waddur be tomorrow?
Ohai ns! Teh hotel iz teh ok, cleen, has innertubes, but nawt fancee. Butt (hehe) iz oshunfrunt, datz wut cownts fur me! If we opun teh balcunee door, teh brees iz berry strong! Aifinkso dey are sayin teh waddur temp is 40-ish, the air temp tomorra is sposed to be in teh 50’s (at teh time ov teh plunj). Ai walked mai goggie a liddlol wyle ago, an teh wind wuz berry strong, but iz spozed to calm down. Come joyne me! We haz teh eggstra bed!
PH – Did you see teh kweshtun I posted awn prevyus thred? It wuz abowt plunjurs.
Ai nawt seed dat, lemee go luk. Aifinkedso yew wuz ignorin me on the prevyus fred! Ai had a wurried! **goes to luk**
I haz been akyoozed of ignorin peeplols alot latelee!
I NAWT!!!! I swares!
Ai know, yew iz teh bizee. I lubs yew ineeway! **schmoo*
I went an seed teh ‘plunjer’ commint! Yew sillee gooce! Altho dere is a lawt of peeps dat where teh plunjurs awn dere heds!
Yew still gonna support me awn teh fifteenf wen ai kwit teh smokin?
Wayle, considerin I jumped awf teh wagon dis moarnin, mebbe I nawt such a gud support pursun?
My co-wurkers wuz gibbin me hard tyem. I bummed ciggy frum wun, but den dey awl ganged up awn me an sed, “U no can has lighter!” I started laffin an cuddnt get teh dadburned fing lit!
Den wun gurl started singin teh Elmo sawng, aftur heerin me say I thot him wuz teh ebil.
Meen ole co-workers!
***laffs and laffs* yur co-workers sownd lyke dey lub yew! But yew want to kill dem! Wut is teh elmo sawng?
I didn’t kno wun egg-sisted, but apparentlee it duz.
I wuz too bizee holdin my hanz ober my eers, skreemin an tryin nawt to set my hare awn fyre, to heer much of it.
Laytur, I saw teh woman who wuz singin dat song inna parkin lot. I wuz dribin, hur wuz walkin. I akted lyk I wuz gonna run ober her, an hollered owt teh windo, “Deny ME a ciggy, will ya?!?!” Hur laffed.
Well, rhsb, u NOES why u has to stop teh ciggies, dontcha? Nawt dat it maykes it enny easier to quit …
Erm … fankees fur teh invite, but yew haz teh fun wiffowt meh. Mah nawt sekkund weekend uv liefgard rookie skool (ober a dekayde ago), teh waddur wuz 51 degreez. Ai duzzint need dat agin.
*shivvurz just finkin abowt it*
Iz teh sew mush fun! Nawt lyke liefgard, yew jist run in an owt! Sum (wimpee) peeps onlee go anklol deep, mai goal ebery yeer iz tew go in, unner an owt, sum peeps stay in an plai. Dis yeer ai hab goal to play a liddlol. Shoar yew do nawt wanna joyne?
Ai will fink warm thots in yur jenerul direkshun frum teh warmf uv mah hoam.
It happened lyk dis: I wuz upstayres in my room an gotted undressed. Dats wen I realyzed my sleepin clothes wuz in bafroom (also upstayres, next room). I walked to bafroom, gotted clothes, an tripped ober my howseshoos (in bafroom floor) an stumbloled owt bafroom onto landin, which iz at tawp of stayres.
Dats how I almoast falled down teh stayres nekkid.
Mahm shudda naymed me “Grace”.
Wuz dere alkyhawl inbolbed?
Nope. Dere usually izn’t alkyhawl inbolbed wen I pull dese “stunts”. Doan need alkyhawl to be clumzee. I do jes fien stone cold sobur.
Mee too. Ai am glad ai nawt teh onlee wun. {{rhsb}}
but then, bai the prinsipals uv ocksymoronitee- yu wood be even moar klumsee!
No tumbel dry pleez.
Yes, needs teh stationary rack dat u puts teh shoes on to dry dem.
Hate to habs dose beeg eyes lukin awl gogglee-eyed.
Nawt gud fur date nite.
Don’t u hate it when ur on ur big date and when u go to teh sandbox and look in teh meeror u find that u’ve had a gym sock stucked to ur back teh hole evening?
Iz dat wat happens to teh otter sock?
Ai tot teh otters dinna wears teh sox?
is bettur dan teh toilet seat protector paper.
I hadz too surreptissuesslee reemove wun frum sumwuns pants teh uddur
day.
Dey nebbur ebbun noo wutt happened, i finkso…
oar teh dryer sheet kan sumtymes show up in straynge playses…
Like whare?
Attached to ur bridal veil
Beneath ur toupay
Crumpled up in ur corsage
D…
Down ur pantz leg
Elektriclee attached tu ur bra
Flurting wif ur sleevless top
G….
Gone in ur unnerwares
Hiding up ur sleeve
In ur (sayfe) sox
J…
Jumping intu deh sox drawer
Kliming intu deh bakseet uv deh car
Landing on deh shandee leer
M…
Miksed up wif ur gud shurts
Only CC knoes
Peekin outta ur pants
Qwietlee smylin in ur unnerwares
oopsie – ai furgot tu ask if ai cud du moar dan tree of dem…
adn ai furgot to ad teh nexed letr…
Miksed up wif ur gud shurts
Only CC knoes
Peekin outta ur pants
Qwietlee smylin in ur unnerwares
R…
U kin puttin in az mennee az u like. Adn, ummm….. u fergot “N”…..itz ok tho, deh kittez aren’t dat gud wif deh alfamabetz….
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Riding inside ur sleeve
Shaming u in publik
T….
Tukkt up in ur pokkit
Underneeth dhe hamper
Vaykayshuning in Tahiti
W…..
Ware did taht dryer sheet go???
Xacklee teh rong playce
You kan’t fynd me, STN!
Z…???
Waytink fur yoo wumwarez
Xakktlee ware yoo nawt wannit tew bii
Y wud ai knoe? ai duzzn’t…
Zoomink arownt yur klothez
adn jusst fur gud meshur, ai’z gonna put teh N in as well…
Nobuddee knoez whar….
bai teh wai…wut duz yoo meen bai STN?
ZUT!!! itz stuk tu mai butt!!!
STN = so there, nyah
wuz comeupified by LCB, as a improoved vershun uv sum latiny phrase
oh yah….ai furgotted dat….
Nawt anyweres in syte
ai tuk a kittehcat nap durin taht day in the cwasswoom wen
dey didded teh alf…alfib…letterz…
iz okai…..iz nawt teh endz ob teh werldz….. aktchualee, ai addeded a n wun awn maien…..just sew ai cud finish it awl….:)
Dis waz teh fun! Ai hazent bin trying fur teh alfabetsoup listingz until
naou. Ai Do Want!
way tew go kafleen! way tew b awl stealthy liek that!u did dat pursun a big favor an saved them face
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oar did she sayve their butt??
hehehe! ndeed!
an if a tree fawls inna forest an no one is there tew heer it,
dus awl his tree frends just laff at him?
Aifinkso awl hiz treefrens wud laff thier leabs off!
mai exSIL and ai wented shawpping wun dai wen she notyced sumfing wite stikking owt teh leg uf her bloo jeens. rite dere in teh middlol uf teh stoer she pulled it owt – it wuz a pare uf her unnerwares
Dat happend to mi tu!
omg! u am sew the phunny jokester! LCB, U rawk!
♪♪♪ ♫ ♫ Barney Google wif the goo goo googley eyez
Barney Googel, wif the wyfe two times his size… ♪♪♪ ♫ ♫
Ai nebber gnu wot kumded after teh nawt-sekkund line! Fanks, Judson!
Know ennee moar ob it?
I’d LOL it, but itz googy enuf az iz!!
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http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/s/spikejones9866/barneygoogle324005.html
Fanks darlin.
Yesh Fanx My Cween, Muh memory isn’t so gud as I fot. Must be acawse ob sumtin I did Inna 1960’s (dang if I kin rememer wut, tho I’ll bet it wuz fun)s
cud pleez hav a help..wuld sum wondermous cheezpeep klikity on my bloo name and let me now ifin yu findz mine profyle. i thot i hadit it fixed, butt(hee,hee) parently nowt. pleez tu letz me knowz
sry, see above ↑
u has acheeved blooness correctlee!
tankz yu– at first i thinkz yu sayiz i hab acheeved da “blondness” correctlee
no fenses tu da loberly blonds
Whut about teh blonds who is teh not so loverly? There is some of us around, u knoes.
they hasta stay insyde teh fenses.
(but yu IZ a loverlee blond lcb!)
Don’t fence me in!
♫♪
Oh, gib mii land, lotz uv land unner starry skiez abuv,
Don’t fence mii in.
I wants to browse to teh page where teh lols commences
And gaze at teh cats until I lose my senses…
oh! ai sense a noo LCB hit song coming owr way!
I dunno. I has had a vry hectic week and my creative powers
is all… i dunno.
ur creatib poweurs will rest komfortably wiffin u till they choose tew bubble owt. leik awlwais
I r suri u b havina hextik weak {{lcb}}
just lyke playin wiv kittehs, ai will dangul a liddul toy foar u — ai bet u cannawt resist!
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gimme lols, lotsa lols, an a bunch uv cheezy luv…
I-C-H-C!
FTW Tessm yer a verr akomplished tease, iffen LCB and over smarter cheezpeeps wernt watchin I’d be tempted to take a whack at dat I-C-H-C sawng.
Go Judsun! yew kin dew it!
O, Tess. Donot does that. I has a big tired now. Mabye tomorrow I will bat it around a little, ‘k?
And thx, PM! It’s gonna be hecktic for teh next coupla weeks. Gota big deadline at teh works.
oh LCB, ai did nawt meen to putted u onna spot!
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pls donut feel u hasta do ennyfing u duzzint wantto! ai wuz just tryin to be as clebber an funnee as u r.
*shameless flatteree wurkin?*
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in fact ai wuz finkin uv doin a song foar Valentine’s Day, but ai haz nawt had much inspirashun maiself (foar sum reesun, awl ai kan fink uv is ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
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so if ennywun (Judson?) wants to tayke a crack at it, feel teh free!
I has guv up on bean as clebber an funnee as LCB. I kin be kwick witteded and I ken be funny but I kaint as kwick an as funny as summa de folx around here lyke LCB an Theo an Gibbo and Maus and Sweepea and MJ an an an Dang, iffen I listses awl of the smarter more clebber and kwiker witteded peeps here I’ll run owta rume and breff.
Ohai lolcatburglar! Ai haz nawt seed yew in a lawt ov wyles! {{{{LCB}}} **Boop!** Ai am ‘boopin ebereewun todai!
all da blonds in cheez worldz iz lubberly. all da peeplez in cheezlandz iz lubberly. da wurld culd tak da lessonz frum dis wunnerful wourld
hear hear
Wat? Ware?
Derr, derr.
(ai sowee, ai cuddnt halp it…)
u never have tew “help it” heer, sew halp me!
* gifts ichcoffee wiff a set of jade an porcilin cawfee cups*
Ooooo! Dere sooooo pwetty! Dere butifulest cawfee cups ai eber had!
{{{princessmu}}}
*runs to cawfeepot to tri wun aout*
hoo r deez non loverly blonds? Wee knot noe enny.
ai haz hurd uv “three non blonz”…
dey did the heck owt of dat sawng, that i’m nawt shore ov the title ov
whups, wuz “foar non blonz”. wikipedia sez, “they hit the charts in 1993 with “What’s Up”, their only hit.”
o fanks tessm! yea, wuts up…
ohai 3kitty! so nice to meet you. Your profile works just fine.
tankz yuz bery muchly
berry berry nice to meet you too!! many thankz fur the halp
dat wuz jus too stickily suggerey…jus don wanna effend anion, but i wurk wif da publikz so i haz sertin mount of sarkasim builded in
after reviw dis waz posted in da rong pwace. sorrez fu any confuzion
tis k
Frenz, I hazza liddlol sad.
I jes fownded a cat hare stuk in my chayre.
Iz dere such a fing az furnichur wiffowt cat hare?
iz frum ur kitteh (Josie?) who iz no longer wiv u?
My bebbeh has been gone 9 munfs.
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*hugs tite wifowt saying ennyfing*
*whispurrs*
ai has a bagful uv Morgan hair sayved against teh day when hee iz gone.
and sum whiskers.
Teh vet shabed hur leg foar teh injeckshun an put it inna pill bottlol foar me. It’s awn my dressur.
ai cut sum floof off mai Sam-Sam’s luvelee floofy tayle befoar we buried him, too
U has such purty kittehs in ur pikshurs, tessm!
Who iz who?
oh fank yoo!
* nawt-sekkund blak an whyt kitteh is KimKiwi’s kitteh, Buddy
* blak BC is mai belubbed Morgan
*sekkund B&W kitteh is mai frenz kitteh Cleo, whut had teh eight kittehs inna following pix
* solemn grey kitteh is mai Mia
* ornj floofy kitteh wuz mai Sam-Sam
Hi Tessm! Fanks fur yur comments on the fish pee lol. Yur rite – furteen yeers is a big spayce in teh hart! Yur Morgan luks just lyke teh bruvver of mai ketteh dat wented ovur teh bridje. Well, maybe I shudn’t say taht, cuz I haz two pure black kitehs now, and even tho uvvers can’t tell witch is witch, to me tehy are complete individuals. Butt at a distance, it iz ez to get confuzled! Anyway, gud wishes to yu and Morgan, and fanks again.
grrr. ai replyed but WP putted it way down thred…
Mebbee ur kitteh snuk bak frum hebbin tu leev u lubs wif teh cat hare messij?
{{{rhsb}}}
Ai iz pwetty nu heer, (duz dat meen ai am cheez bebeh?) butt ai wantz u tu hab happee, not sad…ai wantz ebrybudy to hab happees!
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Hur way uv sayin “ohai” to yew!
Fanks guies.
I misses hur so much. Some nights, I think I stil “feel” her get into bed. Alot of times, I’ll automatically stick my left arm out after I get in bed, like I used to do when she was still living. (She would get into bed, and plop on my opened hand. Most nights, I would fall asleep rubbing her head.)
She’s buried on this property, in a box that my dad made for her. (He knew the day was coming, so he made it in advance.) By the time we got here with her, he had the hole dug and the box ready.
**gotta go clean my leeky eyes**
Mai Sacha came to comfort mii after she crost teh brij. She jumped on teh bed adn curled up behind mai knees. Ai cud feel her warmth. Ai wuz halb awake adn halb asleep. When ai woek up fully, ai wuz crying mai i’s owt!
oh, dats teh saddest sad, cryin in ur sleep.. I has done that.
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My kitteh boi did this, too. We had such ecstatically joyful reunions, mebbe five or six tiyems, after he crossed teh brij. I have a box of his soft fur, too, and kept finding his hairs and whiskers in blankets and fings for yeers after he passed. I still miss him.
He lukked a lot like teh kitteh in this lol, too. Beauftiful blue-gray fur, no stripes, wif a silvery glow in teh sunlight.
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Mai Nermal, tu. Ai know ai felt him jump on the bed a couple of times, aftur he crosst, an ai felt him gib me wun uv his ‘hugs’ more than wunce.
Ai fink, a lil fing lyk losing a body that nawt wurking so gud ennymoar nawt gunna stop a determined kitteh.
That is very true. Losing a body never stops true love…mebbe even makes it trooer.
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U mite wanna taek off ur flea collar fur ur date.
Doan wanna send teh rong message.
But.. but… they telled me it would be a good idear to take along some, u knoes… protection!
*snort*!!
Dats why you wares the sock yer back, safe sox.
Ur so smrt, u muss hab been tutored.
*chokes on Chex Mix*
ai haz a kweschun….
I’m trying to come up with some enrichment ideas for the cats at the shelter where I’m volunteering around classes. The staff are overworked and don’t have much time to play; there are volunteers that come in to cuddle the cats (and walk the dogs) but most volunteers don’t have access to the admissions rooms where the cats are held for a couple of weeks to make sure the vaccinations take, and those poor cats are so very stressed… Preferably inexpensive things that they can have in their cages, that can either be cleaned really well or disposed of and replaced. The volunteer coordinator is very much in favour of my trying to do this, but there really isn’t any money in the budget. I’d really appreciate any thoughts anyone has.
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If it’s easier to email me, you’ll see my address if you click on my blooness.
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Fankies ebreewun!
i will putting dis nownsemint on deh Cryer, ‘k?
Schmoooz!
ping pong balls!
Wut abowt milk rings? Caps to 2-liter bottlols? Straws?
Crinkle up paypur datz bein thrown away (unless teh playce recycles) & let dem play wif crumpled paypur ballz?
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Ai liek Tessm’s ping pong ball ideeyuh, too!
tehy iz partikular fun inna bafftub. wifowt teh wadders innit, uv corse.
{{prysma-kitteh}} Fevvers! Dey are teh cheep at craf stors! Kittehs lub fevvers! Dey float wen hedbatted!
Parrothead, izn’t dat a liddle mass a kiss tic cuming frum U?
Oh Romeow, **boop!** Fanks fur ur cunsern, butt (hehe) dey is shedded fevvers! **skakes and spredz fevvers awl over Romeow**
Whew, guds fing ur didn’t hab enny tar.
*snerk*
Ai hoep dey wud be alweddy falled owt fedders!
**hedbats PH, jes to see if fevvers flote**
**fevvers flote ebereewhere, fawl awl ober rhsb** Iz mowltun seezun! **beekbats rhsb an icanhazcoffee**
Ptooey! Ptooey!
**spits fevvers owt of mouf**
I sended u an e-mayo.
ai sended u a link mebbe can halp teh kittehs getingz teh toyz ai hoap.
{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
Fanks, guis! Yu be wunnermus, an haz teh gud ideeyas, teh moar teh bedder! Ai will putting full list in mai blog fur ennywun whu wanting tu see it fur own use.
gud nite wunnerful cheezfrindz. b alwayz saf an mi hope tu cee yuz marrow.
Haz a gud nite & a grate weekend, 3KM!
hello
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that
Open teh pod doors I say!
iPods hab doors?
Mines does. Their daybue alblum, I thinks. Teh one wif “Light My Fires” onnit.
OMCC – dat maded meh laff kwite hard.
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Tiem fur meh to going hoam. Yay! Ebbreewun haz a niec nite, a grate Caturday, & a fantabyoolus weekend!
Schmoooz NS!! haz a gud weekend!!
mai winnows haz teh doorz!
An teh lotsz uv uver guddest myuzik!
Adn–Oh mai CC–Iz fulllz ob starz!!!
Ai will sai gudnite cheezpeep! We are gunna go hab dinner an drinkees and danses wif sum fellow plunjurs! Wish me luk ai dew nawt freez mai tailfevvers awf! Akz CC to help meet the goal ov wun millun buks fur speshul olimpics! Aifinkso the web cite polarplunge.com will hab libe cuverage. Gudnite cheezpeeps, ai lubs yew! BOOP TO AWL!
Sendin warm thots to u, PH!
**wunders if burds kin ware lawng unnerwares**
*wunders if teh icee plunge wud be easier hungover*
Gud luk — an haz fun!
Ai bet u kan git sum nyce hot choklit heer wen ur dun!
Fanks tew awl! lub yew guise! Hab me a blankee waytun** (rhsb, if yew see me awn teh news, ai will be in teh tan jur reen bavun suit, wif teh felt cheezeburgur hat wif danglin pikklols! Luk fur me! Ai will haz ‘FINZ UP’ writtun in bodee paynte awn mai bak! **Shmoo to awl teh cheezpees**
Kitteh is in the Emerald room wunnerin ware to g nekst.
‘You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully.’
u maeded my bwain hab an owee! (butt, iz otay, itzo wittel it getses de owees ezee)
Ai haz not fot ob Cowossal Cabes in awmost furebber!
http://jerz.setonhill.edu/if/gallery/adventure/index.html
http://www.ifiction.org/games/play.phpz
http://www.web-adventures.org/cgi-bin/webfrotz?s=Adventure
You are in a maze of smal twisty passages all different.
You are Witts End surrounded Spelunker Today Magazine
PLUGH
OMG I jus tuk a pikshur uv my mum’s kitteh in teh saim pozishun. Kittehs luv teh drair aftr teh cloz ar drai.
Test to see If My name is Blue again
Yoo can has bloo!
we can all haz da bloo..diz happen tu mi tuday
Ohai eyz nue 2 bloo 2day!
Sasso, sumfink wented wrong wif ur blooness. Check teh URL again, pweeze. This is how it should be (nawt sure whether u needs teh h t t p stuff):
h t t p ://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-sasso
Ohai Ihaz nutobloo today tu!
Adn bunchez ob bwannew frens tu!
{{{ebrybuddy in syte}}}
Ohai ICHC! how rs u??
Ohaitu yutu! Ai iz reely gud tuday – ai haz a bloonaem anna buncha newfrens heer anna reely big happee!
Anai hoep u r habing a gud tu, Dakat?
O mie, mebbe you shudent captlyze mai naym? Sounz tu muchlee lyk teh webbiesyte’s naym?? Ai dunnoe, ai nawt wanna sound morim poortantlyke tahn eberywun elsez… Hmmm…
Be shur to add teh fur-brik sawfner…
Yespleez, nawt make statiky lectriks!
You don’t know what to do with your time, do you? Writing all these comments… Darn lame
sine lyed 2 me noo “cat fud” here
no plez to add de frontlinez or advantagez cause flea collarz no wurk
ohai Harry! ai am glad u saw mai msg, an ai hopez u r doin OK.
BOOP!
obveeuslee, tihs wun sposed to be unner Harry’s commint.
Far Side ref FTW!
iz wun uv mai faves!
an DIS wun sposed to be under jim a’s commint!!
this ain’t funny… a four year old girl died in a washing machine the other day…
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/02/girl-washing-ma.html
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090204/ap_on_re_us/washer_death
Is that cat seriously wearing an anti-flea collar? If so, that is exceedingly toxic and does nothing for prevention. I am speaking on behalf of veterinary professionals and for the safety of this innocent feline!
nd maebe add sum of dat new kokonut shampoo. den dry meh.