U hop. I go getz teh scotch
i fink kitteh haz a drinkin problum.
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Ai’ll drink 2 dat
Gonga-ratz wiff shoolaecees Annipuss 4 tawp-spot
Anee sillybraeshuns in mynd?
Ai fink hawt chokklit wiv a drop uvskotch wud be appropry8!
Count me in! My tummy bug has left to pester sumwun else and I had a normul breakfast (normul 4 me, in enny case).
Glad u aer feline bedder!
good idea kitteh has a good idea!
Mmmm skodge, soo tasteh.
I luvs u guys… no realleh. I luvs u. *hic*
I can has scotch too?
An get some pancakes wile ur at it!
and ya can hop ’till I get tired.
hoppityhippityhop
*sip* *sigh*
*ssiiippp* nope, nawt tahyud (tired) yet……..keeeep hoppin’
Hai!!! *Hopz on Danz hed*
*hop, hop hophop!!!
*slumps down further into chair with each hop*
*reachez doan adn batz at Danz eer wif floofee paw*
How ya doin Dan??
*hopz ontu deh floor adn batz at Danz shoolaces*
*Hopz sidewayz adn den rollz over trying tu luk adorablol.*
wayle, anny dai above ground….I’d call that a bonus.
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How’s New Braunsfels?
Itz nies! Not az humid az deh koste wuz. lotza gud fudz!!
Izz u at werk?
nope, house/pet sitting.
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I was sent an E-mail giving the equation that orange doggie=Poisin Gas. Well, the living and breathing example of that is on the floor beside the chair, and he’s gassing me occasionally.
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Awful……….just awful I tell ya.
oh gods, my eyes are watering.
I haz a three step solushun tu dat problem:
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Step wun: Opun window.
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Step tew: Throw dog owt window.
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Step three: Close window.
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*Hop, hop, hop*
oh, noooooooooooes, don’t be plolutting da outtadoors fr da rest 0 us!!!
U sounds slitely depressed, Dan. Wot’s been bringingn u daown? Oh, aplologees, u has been hopped on? Is dat a new tee arr oh ell ell in teh taxonomee: “IT’S HOPPED”? Ai wunders… oh… dotz….
U dew deh bunny hop?
♪♫
Put ur rite foot 4werd
Put ur left foot owt
Dew deh Bunny Hop
Hop, hop, hop!
♪♫
Dans tihs noo kreashun
Itz deh noo sensashun
Dew deh Bunny Hop
Hop, hop, hop!
♪♫
Let’z awl joyn in deh fun
Fazzer, muzzer, sun
Dew deh Bunny Hop
Hop, hop, hop!
OOO, a CWEEN con-surt!!! *pulls up a chay-air, flikz BIC* Who hoo!!
hopptypop’n'a’shuffle’n'a’hop
*hopz over tu WiljamiDzay. Hop, hop, poke, hop*
hoptyhop? hoppityhippityhoppityhip’n'sheak’n'hop
Caturday is tiem 2 git a bit ob scotch
Dere haz ta bee a pet ikuler tiem?
www
hmm – dis luks to be de start ob a list!
aifinkso…
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FTW!
*wanners in an sleepilee gibs gud-moarning hugs tu ebreewun in reech*
{{{PL}}}
Gud moarning!!
*Hop, hop, hop.
Gud moarning, mai cween! Yu eeted mexikin jumping beens? No… yu been spenning tu much tiem wif bunnies? No… yu herded LCB tell GP tu hop tuit tu menny tiems? Hm, yu had beer wif tu much hops?
Dan sed tu hop till he got tired….
hop, hop, hop!!
Iz u tired yet, Dan??
hop, hop hop!
*gets dizzee watching teh cween hop
*curlz up wif nilla erl grey tee an clozis ays*
Kitteh after me own hart!
lol
lol bak at ya, DaKat!!
*hop,hop, hop*
Ohai,cweenmj!!!!! me hasn’t seen u sence pi fites!!!
did sumwun say pie?
yes pie!!!!! espically da cheezburger pie!!
How u ben duing?? I survivinged deh pi fitez wif only a liddlol creem stuck in mai hairz.
*hop, hop, hop!
gud! me mite becoming stateside for awile!!!
Oh YAY!
*hopz a giant hop, way hi up in deh air adn duz a bakflip!!
me prob gonna go to disneyworld if i kanz!!! Although ive seen bad stuff im still hapee!
{{{{{DaKat}}}}}}}}}} Ai haz a big happee fur yew! Hop! Hop! Hop!
Uhop? Wutt dat? Self serve pancake howse?
Purrsunnally I purrfurr teh Ihow, but teh Uhow will suffice.
*hopz ober tu deh donkey*
U b up eerly dis moarning!!
*hopz ontu deh donkey bak adn batz at an eer.
G’mewning evvybudy!
ohai adn good moarning tu yu tu!
WoW grate comments, luv all teh hoppy rymes.
Am cebrulatin ! (witout teh scotch – werk tuday) dis meh first Lol on Home Page
Ohai, uhhclem. Conga ratz on yer lol reachin da frunt payg! Pleez to nawt be thinkin yew is beein iggy nored. Sumtimes Wierdpretzel lyks to eet commints bai peeps it duzzn’t noze, oar if dey duzzn’t haz a bloo naym. Sew, yer commint onlee just showed up. Conga ratz agayn!
heer kum deh Conga Ratz!! awl dresst up adn dansing fur u!!
….. congarats.ytmnd.com/
Yay fur making deh frunt Paige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohai, uhhclem! Konga Ratz Elatishinz on yu gettin awn teh nawt-sekund paj!
heer kum deh Conga Ratz!! awl dresst up adn dansing fur u!!
http://www.congarats.ytmnd.com/
Yay fur making deh frunt Paige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corm grate shoe lacings, uhhclem! Bery cleber, ai finkso!
Conga scotch u lations, uhhdem! Yur kaphsun seemed to kapshure dat kitteh’s purrsonalitee berry well.
Uhh, sowwee ai gots yur naem rong, uhhclem.
* scamper scamper scamper… hawp… skeep… thud… *
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* scamperlimp scamperlimp scamperlimp… glug… glug… glug… *
GP!!! Ai haz a hyoooooj apolololojee tu pass awn tu yu (an tu ebreewun) frum teh TrollHunter! TrollHunter gotted, er, unaboidablee tyed up an cud nawt making it tu teh safareh…
* whipers * SSSHHH!!! Nobuddy nose HU teh seekret tour gyde is…
WAT!!!
Er, um, um, TH just reellee reelee wanted tu be tehre tu be suportiv?
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*grabs Vet Med Termimololojee textbuk an hidez behind it an studees hard*
ohhh k. U want my piece of muffin?? *shows cheezburger muffin*
Fankies! *taeks muffin* *promptlee loozis muffin tu teh blak-n-wite purrball compeeting wif laptop fur lap* *sigh* Lyf az usual… ai get no respekt!
me has lotsa muffins!! *takes out treasure trest full of muffins* All da flavors u kan think of!
Hay, why yew wherein dat ‘fishul tour guyd’ badge?
*yoinks badj awf wifowt luking up an slaps it awn GP*
Dorsal being toward back or spine, ventral towards front or belly, eggsept if yu wurking wif a vet trayned in TTI, whu myte be cawling it posterior and anterior instead… cranial iz tuwards hed, caudal iz tuwards tayl, rostral is teh muzzle end uv teh hed… Um, did yu saying sumfing, PH?
OW! Yu left teh pin sticking owt!
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Ai seas yur skooling is coming along well – does yu get tu snorgle lawts ob bebbeh animlols?
me haz da As in blowing up junk
@@@@@ – FTW!
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Envy – ai has it
Yu iz a myfbuster???
Iffn he was!!!11! He be soldger in Iraq, aifinkso. Be careful, DaKat, we likes u awl in wun peace.
Poors purox-eyed awn GP, gitz teh strawburry shortcake bandij.
OWEE OWEE OWEE!!! ooo slawberry shortcaek…
Hm, ai plays wif bery larj wyte rats an bery meen wyte mices fur a nowr a week,
Ai wurking awn kitteh enrichmints, an ai starting tu plan sum edumakashun stuffs fur peeps whu neber had a kitteh oar wants tu lern moar about hao tu be a gud kitteh-slave.
an sum kittehs an goggies inna cupple uv classis. Nawt enuff aminlols yet, but we get moar hands-awn neggst semestur starting in May, aifinkso, an we haz a class tehn in eggsotik aminlols, yayness!. An ai bolunteering at teh sheltur where we duz sum classis, tehy needing teh offis help an ai be trayned sekritaree, but ai nawt letting tehm keeping me in teh offis teh hole tiem, ai insist awn kitteh tiem.
An, um, sowree abowt teh pin…
is otay! {{{PK}}} Nao, wii muss arrangifimicate a dayte fur “Cheezland Safareh Park – Part Deux” – Wen is gud fur yu, ahem, ai meen, umm, err, does yu no iffn TH is free anee thyme suun… nawt fur anee speshul reesun, ob corse… ai is juss, umm wunnerin… uh huh, yesh.
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* lukks arownd nerbussly *
Um… *pulls owt teh TH’s skejool buk* Reeding Weeek-weeeek-weeek iz teh weeeeek uv Febrrrraree 23.
Mebbe teh 25 oar 26?
* scribblols in itteh bitteh seekret diareh *
Err, ai meen, ai wheel emayo TH… uh, umm, err… * lukks arownd nerbussly *
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Otay, ai wheel emayo yu wib moar deetayls
Ai be TH’s sekritaree. TH hunts trolls, no gud at skejoolings.
ah, is otay den… * wipes brow *
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Otay, ai has tu get sum gushifuds fur mai hoomin nao – ai wheel get bak tu yu wib deetayls layter awn!
Me haz As in blowin up junk
Dunt worry, prysma-kitteh! Cweenmj has poasted an editoreeal ab00t how to handlol trollz on ICHC, pweeze go and read it when u has tyme. We has had so mush fun ignoring trolls and hugging cheezfwends at randum, it’s awsum!!!
Nu troll protocol? Ai must reeds! Huggings at randum sownding full uv WIN!
*snerk*
Ai dint see teh “yu” between teh tu “tus” nawt sekkund. Wuz thinkin “Ai get tew dress lyk a ballerina wyle hopping?”
Mai brayn nawt werkin kwite ryte yet dis moarnin, aifinkso.
* slow, sad hedshake *
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* hands brightspot a kawfee * Biscotti? Is chokklit…
Fankies, GP. Hao r yew tewday? (iznt moarning for yew ennymoar, izzit?)
Ai is otay, fankies – trying tu drag maiself out ob teh howse! Yesh, is neerlee 2pm heer inna cowld but but but sunnee TTI.
Brr! Wee iz unseesun-ally warm tewday in Misery, Yew Ess Ay. Did yew get alla teh snow much uv TTI gawt dumped on? No fun! (wenisspringhuhhuhhuh?)
Oh yesh yesh yesh eet shut down lawts ob teh Yoo Kay but but but ai juss put mai boots awn adn carried awn as normel
Yew sayed but! Elebenty, oar three, times! HeHe! HeHe HeHe!
It’s kinda warm here. Hows it ovur dere in da states
I b in sowf Texas adn it b mild adn klowdy. I stay far away frum deh snow. DO NOT WANT!!!
Ai being in Untaryo an ai haz a fraid tu going owt, altho no sno tuday… iz grey n clowdee but taht usulee warmer tahn teh brite days. Cowld oar nawt, we awlmost owt uv gushifuds, so will be walking tu teh gushifud stoar (which inbolbs climbing ober at leest 2 larj snowdrifts) ennyway.
Ai iz bery gud, iz at teh beech to do teh polar plunj in a few ours. Mai husbin jist win to git sum breffass. Wanna egg mickmufin? Ohyeah, yew still gonna meet me in teh middlol ov teh oshun? Ai go in at 2:00, EST.
lol Me wuld prob cum wit a tank
Dat be okay! Speekun ov tanks, sumwun tell rhsb fur me that reskew divurs hab got it awl ovur fyremins! Imajun fyremins in wetsyoots! Dey are walkun arownd eberrywhere wif there wetsyoots onlee pulled up to teh wayst. Oh mai! **Swoonz**
Gudness! Wehr u is? *grabs swimmin costewm an snorkul an flipprs*
Awn teh boredwok at Nawt-fourth Street in Birginia Beech!
Ok, is kwite a long way, but sowns liek is werf teh trip – wait fur me!!!
*starts swimming*
*cannawt get up teh driveway*
*stawps swimming and luks rownd for lolternativ forms ob transport*
Wehr’s helikat wehn u needs him?
Parrothead, ai’ve found teh URL to teh poelar plundge and ai will be watching out 4 ur tangerine bavving suit and teh cheezburger hat! U ROCK!!!! Lubs from Upfi
Ohai upfi! **wrapz wingz arownd upfi** {{{upfi}}} Yew will hab tew tell me if you see me! Ai haz teh stoopid, ai did nawt even finkso about mai cheezburgur hat an cheezland, it iz wun fing ai wear to teh jimmee buffit concurts. Aifinkso ai will buy eberyboddy in cheezland a hat lyke dat!
Ohai ppls!!! me hav a tank called M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank
W00t, w00t! Ai nawt a match 4 u wif mai three bicyclols, den…
ooh! icanhasURL tew? izzit showing live?
Ai nawt shore, sumwun sayed they were habbin live cuverij. It’s polarplunge.com, dats teh main URL. If ai fynd owt sumfin diffurint ai will trai to let you know. Well, mai huzbin iz FYNLEE back wif mai breffast, hab a grate day cheezpeeps! Ai will try to bring a few reskew divurs back wif me!
fankies, ph! havva gud brekfuss an hav fun owt dere!
I doan kno hao u duz it, Parrothead.
I’ll b sending warm fots to you.
AI’ve found h t t p ://polarplunge.com/ (pweeze to leave out the spaces), but ai is nawt sure of live coveridge. But it does count daon to the big ebent! Go, Parrothead, go! Er, SWIM!!! Yea, dat’s it.
Ai’m nawt hoppin neever – ai’s been shuvvelin sno awf teh driveway awl mornin an ai is eggs horse dead.
Ohai, martoonie!
*hands martoonie sum hawt choklit anna warm bloobery muffin*
Sit daon, puchyer feet up, an relaks after all dat hard werk!
Oh, yummilishus! Fank u brightspot. Ai has had enuff of winter, ai can has spring, plzkthx?
Anom!
heer heer – ai has to going owt to shovvovel… butt (gigglol) ai has a prawkraseenayting mawmint rait naos…
snoes so deep dat kitteh needs his own path in da garden… (not tu worries – he stays out onlee few minnits befoar he koms gallawping back inn troo de kittehflappeh)…
*luks at snoes and saihs*
Ai knows. Ai onlee did it so ai cud get mai car awf teh driveway. An guess wut Mr Martoonie wuz doin while ai wuz owt in teh cowld shuvvlin sno? Yesh, he wuz sittin awn teh cowch in teh warm watchin teh sports awn teh tee vee. Since ai had teh spade wiv me ennyhow, ai dug a hole owt back – he’s goin in it if he duzznt watch hisself.
hee hee!
“beewares ob da vengefull Martoonie wif a snoshovvul”
Ai kant eben komplayn – hubbycat awlreddy dun it wuns – to get de paper… An nao hes out being a casting-instuctoar… (an befor somwun asks – casting as in frowing far or prieesaisleh wif fishingrods…)
*oooh – lotsa dots!*
Haz u still got enuff sno 2 shubbul? Dis sied uv Lundun it haz neerlee awl meltid. eggsept fur ware peepl haz maed snomans oar haz leff heeps frum paff cleerin.
Yesh, we still has teh sno. Is cleer from most ob teh roads (my rode is a cul de sac so duz nawt get mush traffic, so dere is still sum packed sno) but we still has a cupple ob inches awn teh garden / roof / trees an a big pile neckst to teh driveway wehr ai dumped awl teh sno awf teh drive, an wehr ai may dump Mr Martoonie later. Wehr it has been trodden down oar dribben awn, it is teh ice. It snowed again yeshterday, just in case we wuz startin to relax.
*runs awf tu Hades*
*grabs Purrsephonee an drags hur back tu her momcat*
Otay, we haz spring nao, plzkthx!!!
I needz sum scotch. Ai drinks to mah catz new place with God.
Does u mean ur feline frend has crossed teh rainbow bridge 2day??? Iffn yes, wot a big sadness! Here, habs a drink. *gets teh big scotch bottlol frum teh shelf and a big glass*
If yur kitteh crosst teh brij, yu needs hugs an tu know we unnerstand teh pain.
Ebrywun whu loves their furry (fevvery, scaley) frenz unnerstands, an that be pretty much ebrywun heer!
Yes, she crossed the bridge. And her poor sister doesn’t really realise it. But now poor Cornelia’s body is underground. :’(
{{{{lolcatsrtight13}}}} Weawl hazza sad wif u! Butt (teehee) ur kitteh will waytin fur u on teh uver syd ob teh bwidge, an will fill ur hart wif gud memrees!
{{{{lolcatsrtight13}}}}agen
lol u is funy kitteh!!!1!
ohai, heer i is. wut wuz ur utther two wishes?
Well, itz abowt time u showed up…. I wuz beginning tu wunder just how far deh cat hat tu go tu git u!!!!
had to come all teh way to my lab. I is working early on a rainy caturday morning :`(
*Hop, hop, hop!*
SAMS, I misses U!
Cum bak moar offen!
Good kitty.
uhhclem…..HYSTERICAL CAPTION!!!!!
Kitteh duz nawt goe iyn foar enney kynd ov uhnecessaree hoppyng, oanley wen absohluutelee rekwired, liek hoppyng aowt ov chaurgyng goggie’s waiy, oar aowt uv awnkumming traffik, etccc…
(Haowsumebber, tho, teh Scotch bees fyne,
rlly wunnerfull, iyn fackt!!!!)
XD
alkohawlik kitteh 4 teh WIN!