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Yeah,yeah. health care for kids. green energy. but what his cheezburger policy?
i fink he sayz cheezburgers 4 awl!
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YEZ WII KAN!
Hooray for ewe, jk2kitteh!
Yez u did
conga rats, jk2k fur leedin da brayde!
Oops, yew was solo nawt sekond! Ai just slo…
*whisperz* Iz a solo tawp spot BDM>
Speshul congrats jk2k!
yesh, ai haz a stoopee on dis Caturdai…
fanks! ai iz sytting heer waytin foar mai webservur’s elektricitee tew coem bak awn so’s ai kin maek a wahrnin payg, iz gud ekskuus tew plai in cheeslan!
YAY!! THEN – lets hav a COME AS YOO AR PARTY!
Az it’s Caturday, hoo NOES waht teh peeple will be waring!
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(fur those whoo diont knwo – yoo has to say waht yoo ar waring RITE NAO!
An tehn bring sumthing to eet oar drink at the partee – ab big POT LUK!
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Just put ebreething awn teh tablol ober there awn teh LEFT, RITE???
ai haz swet pants an a pink martini (teh groop) tshirt…
ooh, u lyke pink martini too! ai lubs tehm!
oh an conga rats onna nawt-sekkund!
Rite, Ai has carrutcaek left – Ai’ll puddit heer, rite? No! Left!!
An Ai is waering2 payrs ob sox; jeens; a vestop (taht’s “vest” lyk a camisoul, nawt “vest” lyk a westcot); a roll-nek top; a hoodee; anna big fleese! Is icy icy icy in TTI todai!
Ai awlso has 3 raydiaytors; teh uvven an teh tumblol dryer awn!
Ai am waring bloo pants, a grey cotton blowse, no shooz, an a red & whyte beed neklace an eerings maeded bai ar verree won Salleh!
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An ai’m bringing a big pot ov chili!! Con carned aif kidnee beens! TWO pots! Wun nermal – wun spicee hawt!
An – becuz it iz Meeshegun, yoo put sum pasta – mai favrit ar shells – in a bowl an tehn fill teh rest ov teh bowl wif teh chili! An yoo can awlso put in this extree grated cheez heer, oar sum chopped unyums
taht sownz a lot lyke “cincinnati chili”… duz urz haz cinnamon innit?
Well, it IZ teh sayme thing prittee much! A midWestern deli kassee ai wud say! Sumtaims ai doo – teh cinanomnomnom – but mair REEL sekret in greedy ant iz red whine! Ai purrfurr Valpollicella, but Chianti oar . . somthing laik that will doo, too!
*Upfi crawls in*
Ai’m wearing jeans and a fleeced hoody in mai faborit colur bloo. And long stockings. And unnerwares, of coarse, butt (hehe) dey be unmenshionablol, so ai dunt menshuns dem. Ai brings sum German cheesecakey wif cherries in it and sum special Frankfurter cake wif layers of cream and wif chopped roasted nuts on teh outside.
Iz seeeeew glad u didn menshun ur un menshunablols…
Pleeze pass teh cheezcakey… Fanks!!
*Sppppprrrrriiiiiitiz* I luvluvluv tah whippycreem..
I has mah flannalette peejays awn. Yup. Dems pashun killerz fer shure
an a spritz ob Chanel nombre 5 perfume
I bring a wok ob stirfry chikkin an noodlols and a bowl ob semolina an jam.
Plenny to go rown dont be shy
*Puts a bukkit, nawt bloo, ob chilled wine awn sidetable an hands owt bendy straws to ebreewun…*
sssshhhhhhhhlllllluuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!
ohz yaeh!
I iz sos glad iz nawt da onli wun still inz der p.j.s! Iz 1firty hear,fink iz time fur coffee n shower (nawt coffee shower!)
Spoose finks I iz bery lazi, actumaly I jus likz mai pjs!
momcat
I been in Pj’s for days.Cleen wuns twice a day, i will add.
I has fleez in my frombos an need to be rested up wiv mah leg propped awn cushuns.
I hate teh clobes constriktin an tutchin mah poor sore leg.
O Noes! Nawt cawfee shower! Iz cawfee abuse!
Ohai,
Ai hazzon mai fwanel pj bottoms, wiffa wed fyr pattern onna yelololo bakgrownd, butt (heehee) ai hazzon anole terkoyze Tako-Tiko shurt ai payd a
hole shinee silber tinee munny for atta graj sayl
Ai haz sum cawfee kakes (ob cors!) ob berius fwavers fur awl yu. Ai put it heer onna left, rite?
I hazza uh secret fetish fur flannel peejays.
*shhh doan tell no wun*
Um, do wii wanna kno?
U warin dem, oar uthurs warin dem?
I has sum flannlol pjs an a flannlol gown, but nawt kin ware wen teh flannlol sheets in awn teh bed. Iz lyk velkro.
Do yu amember teh brushd nylon sheets? Wus lyk a lytnin strom ebberrtym yu ternd ober in bed!
EEEEEEK!!!! I stayed at a frenz howse wun nite an thot i was gonna stik to teh bed an lite up teh rume wiv sparks cummin owt mah hed!!!!!!
Tehm sheets wuz OFFAL!!!
Mah mummeh alwayz had good cotton sheets an blankies, til we mooved wiv teh times an got duvets
I usta habba NYLON blanke on mai bed in teh 60s. Ebrytym we
Katofurrrnianz hadda Santana I wd thrash insyd mai bed n
have lytnin sturmz n drangs! Wuz awsum!
U bringz bak teh memurriez tew much!!!!
Wen womenz warin dem.
OMG, and iffn dey has iz teh plaid, look owt nurse!
Pins nurses fob watch to Peejays an tries to luk nachural…..
….Fank CC LCB gabe it bak to me
~sits awn hands~
hrhr….
**falls outta chayre laffin**
My gown iz plaid, but my pj’s has kittehs awn dem.
Your seekrit is sayfe………
Noooo, itz nawt!! * Run owt to bye sum plaid flannel jammiez *
Plaid flannel is teh new blak silk. n lace….
*swoon*
O deer. Well synce itz caturdai ai haz awn blak swet pantz anna green t shurt tath says “Say no to scurvy” an haz a pixure uv a orange drest lyke a pyrite. An sum slippers. Anna blankie round mai showlders cuz itz stil cowld heer.
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Ai haz a beeg crok pot uv meetballs an sawce taht ai wuz maikin tew taik tew wurk but cheezfrends deeserve tehm moar!
*triez tew put crok pot awn teh lefrite tayble an gits hoaplesslee confuzzled*
Iz dis fashun show?
I iz warin an owtfit dat I nawt dare leev howse in –> faded blak knit capri pants, a t-shirt wif faded “hp” logo awn it (pyooter geek shirt, stolded frum huzbin), an awf-whyte crocs. My hares is pulled bak in ponytayle, but I do has sum wyld wuns stikin owt fum ware I wuz owt inna wind. **tries to flatten crazee hares**
Computer geeks gawt groupies?!?
~faints~
Ohai, NC66!
Nawt relee groopee, but it nawt fitted him ennymoar, so I stolded it an started warin it. I also has a COMPAQ wun dat has pikshur of pokkit purrtektor an sez, “Nawt awl heeroes ware tights anna cape”. I wore dat wun to werk teh uthur day wen I knew I wuz gona hasta moov fyles. (Ugh! Dat wuz NAWT fun jawb!) I gotted fyle kabnet greese awn it an nawt kno if it gonna come owt.
So, iz yoo computer geek? Wanna me be ur groopee?
Geeky iz as geeky duz, and I duz it fur uh libing.
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I can has groupies AND minyuns?
Oh happy day.
Dis teh bes Caturday eber.
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Formula 409 takes owt fyle kabnet greese lickity split.
Reelee? I hasta see ifn wii gots sum. I kno I nawt buy it, cuz teh fyoomes iz a liddlol much foar me.
STBX iz pyooter geek an him wurks wif dem foar libbin. Intelekshualee berry smart, but him letted ME go, so donut kno wut dat sez abowt him. *snerk*
Dat remynz me: I need ta krack in2 my werk emayo akkownt an respond to hiz emayo. Hin asked me ifn I wanted him to transfer teh settlolmint munnies in2 my bank akkownt, oar did I want chek?
I wants him NO WARE NEER my bank akkownt!
Ai like teh unmarked bills idea best.
Fanks.
Yew know, iffn yew needs attache case.
I gawt wun wif elebenty locks. Ai’ll eben fro
in pair ob borked handcuffs sew STBX canawt
run wunce munneez is handed ober.
Oh, I want him to run.
Ware’s teh sport innit ifn him nawt run at leest a liddlol?
*nudge, nudge*
Cum ON, nativeca66, tell us wot U r wearing, mabbeh dere’s a groupie here dat wud laik to rip ur shurt off, too!
Upfi, him sed wut him iz warin furthur down thred.
I finkso him gots gurlfren, so him awf-limmits. Him iz grate gui, tho.
I do kinda lyk teh nerdee-types, tho. I find teh smart guies allurin.
Ai noes, ai found out ebentually when ai read as far as teh bottom (hehe??) of teh thread. Still, ai can has fun, can ai nawt? Ai dunt fink he’s worried ab00t a littlol caterpillar getting teh best of him … yet.
And ai like him, of coarse.
Yesh yesh, iz troo. Ai gawts wunnerful GF.
But mehbee geekdom like rock stardom (NAWT).
Mehbee GF jes haz tew endure the occasional
groupie mauling. ~luks hopeful~
Wayle, ifn hur unnerstanz iz frendlee groopee mawlin, den mebbe wii kin werk sumfin owt.
**SIGHS HEVILEE**
Why I nawt kin find grate mens arown heer lyk teh wuns in Cheezland? Sumware between caveman an total wuss wud be nyse.
S’okay, rhsb, sumtymez u kin trayn teh cayvmanz!
Hee onlee haz okayzhunal aksidents insyde nao 
Lyk howstraynin teh goggies. Ai trayned mai cayvman tu bee bewy gud, ani still haz him nao, 26 yeers later
NC66: Ai haz a fing fur guis wif brayns… mai bf / comminlaw hubby / wateber be techie-type an him haz elebenty-zillion pewter t-shirts, an ai steeling tehm alla tiem. Ai fink tehre be groopies fur pewter geeks, yepyep!
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We just may nawt luk kwite lyk teh rok groopies.
Dats uh gud fing.
Ai nawt wun fur the rok groopie look.
My CLW izza classic beauty,
and herz wearz flannel PJ’s awl teh time.
Herz nawt touch mai geek-shirts tho.
Herz moastly warez t-shirts wif animuls awn dem.
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~eyez teh fyrefox t-shirt in teh closet~
I forgotted to say wut I browt!
**snags rest of lemmin cake outta fridj**
Heer! Iz gud stuffs! Lemmin cake wif lemmin/confekshunur shugar glaze.
I haz on jeens an a pink stripee shurt ana pink, fuzzi swetter-vest. Der’s a fyre in teh woodburner eben doh it haz warmed up some heer, an Im cuking Stroganoffs.. U can haz it obber noodles oar liddle bowties.
I will put it on teh left table – rite??
Ohai ebbybudy! Hapee caturdai…ai steel habing mai jameez on sawfty sawfty bictry sekrits sleep shurt sayed ‘donut dis turb’ adn bloo lunj pans wif prity bloo flours adn floofy bloo flip floppy slip hers. Ai hab grate big krok pot fulled wif worm sinanomnomnom nappel syder, bery tastee!
*ladils sum n2 mug nofurs 2 ebrywun*
Cheez!
ohai, ai iz still in jammies: blue flannel pantz wiv pololar barez onnem, handnitted wool sox, blak slipperz, white t shirt, dark blue/green fleece top. ai iz abowt to go exersize tho! ai swarez!
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ai bring big platter of froots an veggies — an blue cheez dip!
Artichokes,
Berries,
Cauliflowers…
Dryed aprikots
Eggplantzez
Fryed green matos
Guavaz
H…..
Hikama
Indean korms
Japalena pepurs
K…
(“HIKAMA” lol!)
Karrotz,
Lima beans? DO NAWT WANT!
Melon balls,
Nom nom nom,
Onyuns, green wuns…
Picklolz
Q-cumbers
Radishes
S…
Sweet Tater Fries
Tamaters
Uglee Froot
V…
Vine leeves,stufed
Wasabi stiks
Xtry vegittibbles
Yam chips
ZUCCHINNI !!!!!
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YAyyyyy!
Whut a nommilishus liszt
~saunters in bringing beeg tray ob lemon bars wif powdered shugar~
~wearing faded jeans~
~and knit polo wif faborite puter hardware vendor logo awn sleeb~
~sox, no shoos~
Ohai eberywun. Happy Caturday!
O mai, ebreewun iz luukin sew relaxed an stylish! mmmmm, syder! *sipsipsip*
Happy Caturday. I is wearing my bestest blu-blak genes, an softee cashimir sweater wif sparkly beeds onit, an shiny joolry. Iz goin out two a chocolate tastee party. Wif noo intoductory bubbly an hot chocolate. I bring use sum, K?
Choklit tastee party?
**grabs purse**
I’m goin wif u!
Wate for meh!!!
*luuks fer kar kees*
An meh!!!
OMCC!! I needz tu change mai close!! Waaaaaate!!! Duz dis blouse go wif deez pantz?? Iz mai hare ok??
*Hopz after uzzer still putting on shooooz…..
Ai is laet again — been owt awl afternoon. Ai is warin blak jeens, a wite turtlolnek, an a wite swetter wif a small red, green, an blak stripey desine.
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Ai has wif me a plate uv choklit fudj — homemaid, uv corse. Enjoy!
Choklit fudj iz NEBBER too layte!
Ohai, eberybuddy – sowwy ai is bery laet to dis come as u r party. Ai is warin mai noo jeens – SKINNEY, YET STRETCHY – dey is fabuluss! an a lawng grey jumper (swetter if u is ‘Merkan). Ai did have teh sox awn, (saef wuns, ob corse) but ai tuk dem awf an nao ai has teh bloo toes. An ai brings fresh baked bloobry muffins. Ai’m just poppin in breefly, ai has to go to bed. Is laet heer in TTI.
Oh mai – foar teen hourz layte!
But teh bloobry muffins will maek a nice layte nite snak!
An DAAAHLING, yoo DOOO luk FABYOOLOUS in yur noo skinney, yet stretchee jeens!
Ebry tym ai C dis ai finka mai yooth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qHAZ25HYqU&feature=related
stooopy werdpriss, dis goez uppa top bai jk2k commintz
Umm, thatz PURRezident Obama to yu! and yes, wi kan and wi wil! GObama!
Wit malice tu nun
Wit charity tu awl
Wit firmness in teh right as God gifs us tu see teh right
Let us strive on to finish teh wurk we are in,
To bind up the nation’s wounds,
To care for him who haz born teh battl , an fur his widow and his orphan,
To do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.
Illinois haz giffen us teh WORST (Chicago, Richard Daley Sr,)
an teh BEST (Abraham Licoln) uf American politics
Teh futur… iz an Undiscovered Country.
Cheezburgers to all kittehs!
we’ve screwed ourselves over, America
Cheezburgers fur awl!!!!!
…and awl fur cheezburgers.
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Purrhaps solidarity will halp us restore teh eco-nomies.
~Pawders the term eco…nomies~
Ai fink ai may be awn tew sumfin dat can resolve
the green/cheezburger paradox.
Soun like sumfin in da fridge dat shuld be fwown out!
Frum wair I sit it luukz moar like
EEK no nomeez!!!
Yup, dat wut u say wen u goes to grushuree stoar an see teh pryses of teh fuds.
Wii awl gonna has to go awn teh wallet dyet. Dats ware u eet onlee wut u kin affoard.
Yep, Yep
*nods*
Wii bean doon dat dyet fur long tym.
*wishes 4 shrimps adn drools*
Shrimpz adn droolz???? eeewwwww!!!!
*snerk*
ai has a hongree 4 shrimps oar lolobster
*drools sumoar*
I nawt lyk lolobster.
Nao shwimps, fishee, oar uthur see-fuds? BRING IT AWN!
Huzbin wuz lerjik to seefuds, so I cud nawt eet dem arown him. Nao dat himz gone, I eet awl I want!
Ai olny lyk teh deep C shelfish…O adn calimarry…yums
*wunders Y rhsb nawt mayk XH toona casa roll??*
Faoar wun fing, I nawt lyk toona casa roll. Pleh!
I did threaten to chop up shwimps an put it in hims sketti sawse, tho….
well, ai nawt say U hasta eets teh casa roll, jus mayking it
dat’s roight, we’ll handle the disposal. yah?
Why iz Goodbye Earl song in my hed now?
yep, he cood be teh swimmin wiff teh fishies
*bwaaahaaaahaaaa*
**wisprin, ai not reely ebil, jus no wut u bin thru wif XH, dees R jus fanta C’s.
Why is soda pop song in my hed now?
♫ Fanta, Fanta ♫
♫ Doan chew wanna, wanna Fanta ♫
I’m ebil. Jes ask ennywun who knoes me.
Akkordin to STBX, I’m also egg-storshunist.
My lolyer sed teh majik day mite be Feb 17th. **crosses paws**
YAY rhsb!! {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
a be lated baltimes prezzie (sorta)
Warez teh Seussian skillz wen yew need dem?
Iffn it can bii dun wiff eggs-n-ham, why nawt cheezburgers?
Dr. Seuss referenz FTW!
“I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.”
Yah, wat abowt teh importint stuff, lyk cheezburgers?
A cheezburger in ebbri kitteh
A cheese burger on every plate! Fries too!
Frys? Dey sell elektrowniks. Nawt nommable. Fishun chips! Adn cheezburgers!
Ai thort tehy maed Terkish Deelyt?!
Maybe teh Turks like compooters a lawt.
fishun chips?? duz dey glow in deh dark??
The wuns sowld arownd sillyfield nuke plant do.
Maor cheez pls!
Iffn anneebuddee seein gammacat, plz let hur noes dat mah profyle paj seems borked, and dat ai is tryin tew beh egg septing hur inbite!
Ohai BDM! Ai jus saw awn teh cheeztown cryer taht u gotz ur stoodent teecher assyngmentz! Yay!!!
Yesh! Ai is da happitayle! Mah teacher seems da nys, and da halpful an wantin meh tew succeed. Shii showeded meh aroun da skewl awlredee, has axed fur a lappytop fur meh tew beh dewin mah lesson plans awn, and has been da berry wundermaus! Ai is berry egg sighted!
AND!!! da teecher beh da pregnant… hur mommeh date is after mah stewdent teechifyin is dun, and da plan beh tew hire meh tew take ober da class when she goes onna mommeh-leeb! YAY!!!!
YAY! YAY! YAY!!!!
Wooty woot woot!! Taht is teh wunnerful!
ahm sew glad fings wurked owt affer awl ur trubble wif taht beyewrocrat gui! Ai guezz he jus needed a hoofin an sum pointee endz tew git him in lyne!
congratumaltshuns! BDM! I haz da happi- jelledus fur u! Ifnz I rubs yer furi hed wil yur gud luk rubz offn meiz?
I iz still finishn da skool part…. I iz sos tigerd ub paperlols…… ackz meiz anifing bout IEP’s I kin probli tellz u!
gotta waitt tell fall fur da stoodent teachn!
momcat
*hedbonx and rubs floofy furri hed anna gascat/momcat tew shaer da gud luks*
Will do – if ai sees hur! Your profyle paige iz borked??? Hao iz taht pawssibul??
ai can clicky clicky clicky onna fren inbite tew konfirm, an nuffink happens!
Hi BDM…. I haz dat problem sumtymez. Furst I refresh deh page adn den sumtymez deh accept buttin werks. If if duzn’t, I minimize mai Fyrefox adn use Internet Explorer tu access deh profile, friend request page adn accept frum it. Dunno wai deh Fyrefox duz dat sumtieymz. *shrugz sholders* den i close deh internet exploder and go bak tu Fyrefox, kuz i like it bedder, even if it duz try tu keep mii frum habbing frenz.
Fangs cween! Ai wall trii dat!
On teh newz dey sed dat Obama took his furst flyte on Ayr Forse Wun. And dat he eated cheezburger and fryz on teh playn. Srsly.
Hee CLEERLEE haz his priorittehs strait!!
Wat dew wii want??!!
CHEEZBURGERS!
Wen dew wii want tehm??!!
NAOW!!!!
Ohai BF, fanks fur teh wundermus reskew awn teh prebious fred. Yus teh bestest!!!
aneetyme mai frend *hedbonk*
Waitaminnit… ifn hes Green, yu dunt fink hes a *wispurs* v-e-g-a-n is hee??? If so, noe cheezburgers!!!
o teh huje manatee!!!
ai iz sorta green but (!) ai eet reel cheezburgers…
No cheeseburgers???
*faints and floats away on the tide*
O noes, Hugh!!! Kwik, kwik wee needs tu reskew Hugh an ai caint swim!!! Afrikittehs don know haow! Help! Help!
Yoo cant SWIM????????
*faynts an just fawls awn teh flora*
*mufflold thud*
Grabs a tendril from sweetpea dats bin soaking in wadder by teh windo an poors plant fuds onnit reel kwik.. It grows into a berry long lassoo.. Frows lassoo owt an catches Hugh by himz er… flipperz an puuuuls him bak to shore… *fans him wif Nashunal Geeographic….*
Gud job idansdansdans!!! Doe yu fink hee needz cpr???
Noe… sew… We can gibs him schmoos insted.. *schmoos*
*whispurrs* fangs fur da inbite, butt (hehehe) da serbers nawt lettin meh egg septin eet.
*whispurrs bak.. Dat’s ok.. it won’t spoyl wile it waits..*
*paddle paddle paddle*
*fros rope round HGM*
*swim swim swim bak to shore wif HGM in toe*
Wakee wakee HGM!
Doan faint wen I tells u dat U hab juss been pulled to shore by a vegamatarian.
S’ok, Romeow.. Mefinks dat Hugh is also a vegamatarian,,, A match made in hevvin!!!
Heaven, Im in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When were out together swimming cheek to cheek
Whew! Thanks for the rescues friends, I’m okay now! Hey, is that the July issue of National Geographic? Theres a good article in that!
Ai nebber saw an isshoo wifaut a gud artikul in it!
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But – ONCE again! HOOOOOOORAAYY for Romeow! Teh bravest, teh strongest, teh kooles kitteh EBBER!!
*shakes to restore floof*
Awww…fanks JCH4K. U iz alwais so kind to meh.
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I didn’t kno bout ur finner! Doan u beleef teh bad stuffs dat Dr. Tinycat tells u. Dey alwais tell u teh worstest fing possible. Dey told mah parents dat I wuddn’t walk again, and u juss seed meh swim owt to HGM.
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Fisical Ferapy iz ur fren. Ur prollems r onwee temporary. Member dat…temporary.
Hay guies, gess wat!?!?
I jes wented owtsyde to gets teh mayle, an NAWT FREEZED TO DEF!!!
Teh temps be flirtin wif 60* an I wuz owt in my capris, t-shirt an crocs! Teh sun iz behind clowds an teh wind iz a liddlol chillee, but NUFFIN compared to wut wii has had. An, teh snow iz almoast completelee melted. Nao, teh grownd iz berry skwishee.
Dis is gibbin me Spring feevers sumfin bad. I gots a big projek planned an kinnawt do ennyfing until teh temps warm up an stay warm!
Yay fur the spring whether! At leest yoo wont freez to deth iv teh power goes out again!
I has teh sad feline dat iz nawt gonna last, tho.
Dis is jest a teeze.
Ackshullee, my room wuz warmur wen teh lektriks wented awf, cuz wii uzed teh propane logs foar warmfs insted of teh furniss. Teh heet frum teh logs wented strate up teh stayres to my room! (Wii finkso teh guy who installed teh furniss nawt do it rite.)
Wow, it shure iz teh windee heer, tho!
I finkso awl teh KY peeps gots dere lektriks bak now. My grate-unklol wuz wifowt it foar 8 dayz!
Janet, ifn u iz member of Cheezfrenz awn Yahoo, (an u kno my reel nayme), u kin see sum piks dat I tuuk a coupla weeks ago. Snow an ice eberyware!
Wen I wuz walkin arown teh yard, I wuz walkin AWN teh sno, cuz dere wuz thin layur of ice awn tawp of it, so I nawt sinkin into teh snows.
Wun tree inna yard splitted an I saw whyle I wuz owt gettin teh mayle dat dat has cutted alot of limbs offa it. Sad, cuz wuz purty tree. Oh, an teh ebergreen trees has perked bak up, too. Dey wuz relee wayted down from awl teh ice an snow. Wii eben had ice awn teh clotheslyne!
Ai am an ai do!!!
Ai ar wun ov teh O’ringinul membrrrrs – ai say wif a prowd!
An ai will go an luk! Thanks fur teh “heds up.”
OMCC!! Dat wuz a terrible storm.. Im glad itz awl bedder for U now.. {{{rhsb}}}
We haz spring-like wethur heer today too. Yaaay!
Ai thot they sayed peepl mite be WEEKS wiffaut it! But 8 dayz iz a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG taim, too!
O ahm glad awl peep haz tehyre powerz bak! Cheezfrends mite member taht Noo Ingerland gut clobbered wifa icy storm bak in beginnin uv December, myne wuz owt 5 dais butt sum peeps stil dint haz elektricitee til affer noo yeers!
aifink iz tyme foar mint jewlips! drinkees awl arownd!
Nawt until teh nawt-sekkund Caturday in May, wen teh Derby runz.
mebbe it depinz awn WICH derbee?
Wayle, teh offishul Kentucky Derby iz awlwayz awn teh nawt-sekkund Caturay in May. Dis yeer iz **luuks at calolendar** May 2nd.
Funny, iz yooshulee raynin dat day.
Hay, ennywun wanna share my eerwurm?
Iz an 80′s song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fus2iSu6J8Q
Orijinalee, I thotso it wuz by Rick Springfield, but apparently nawt. Oh, well.
i dun wanna clickee… i has ascared of rick rolls
Oh come awn…. u kno u wanna….
Iz NAWT Rick Springfield, I prawmiss.
rick springfield i can live with. it’s rick astley i is ascared of.
Also, it cud be werser.
U cud be stalked by Soft Cell…..lyk me.
I sware, ebery tiem I get inna car, I heer dat sawng!
♫ Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I’ll run from you
This tainted love you’ve given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that’s not nearly all
Oh…tainted love
Tainted love ♫
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Sawry RHSB. Ai culdn’t resist.
**glares at NC66**
U fixin to lose ur groopie, dood.
bwaahaahaahaaaaa. *high fives nc66*
WAT!?!?!
I’m bein ganged up awn nao?
Harrumph…
**remembers bak to a lol hur reeded erlyur**
Heer orinj goggie!!! Has diz can of chili. Dats rite…nom it awl up….
fine….no mimosa for you!!!
and no sooop eether!!
**stiks tong owt at Dan**
Ppppbbbfffttt!!!!
**takes mimosa ennyway**
**glares at Dan**
Jes u wate. Dere gonna stalk yoo too, an wat will I do? I will LAFF MY HED AWF!
*watches wif grate inturest as teh drama unfolds*
The new Rick Roll
youtube.com/watch?v=oEh5pWjcWCg
Alrite! Dat duzzit!
U NAWT inbited to teh tapin of my next bideo!
OH NOES!
~hurrily luks fur anudder bideo.
youtube.com/watch?v=xMxqPRdR36I
No, I’m finkin iz gonna be clozed set.
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Unless u get speshul inbitayshun.
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Ifn u want speshul inbitayshun, u gotta prove how badlee u wanna be dere.
Dis rool applies to AWL innerested partees!
Pshht.
Geekstars doan need back stage pass.
Geekstars know who’s wurkin’ teh door.
~breengs groopeez~
~tew distract teh praetorian~
*nudge, nudge*
*wink, wink*
See u there!
ai iz giltee uv lykin teh nyte ranger, ai luvz teh sister christian sawng! *sighs fer teh hare band dais*
*whispers*
Psst BF. Ai iz NR fan tew.
Ai iz glad dat ai Kin Still Rawk in Awmerika every wunce in uh while.
I wuz luukin foar sawng by 38 speshul, but cud nawt find it.
Liek dis wn?
youtube.com/watch?v=K7QoZFcvld0
Ai lub teh moobie too.
Ohhhh. ..I LYK dat! Mite has to put it awn “drivin myoosic” cd I wanna make.
Ackshulee, I’m luukin foar “Little Sheba” but nawt kin find it.
imeem.com/jad0061/music/_AmvtgUj/38_special_little_sheba/
It has bideo? – Still looking…
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Meanwhile, enjoy this wun.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9QlBq-L4xc
Ai fink iyn wun ov Obama’s speaches hims sed taht hims wunts awl kittehs tuu bees happee;
(oar nawt hungree, oar iyn need, oar sumefing liek taht…….)
(Oar wuz iyt awl peeps??? )
Doan matture: Ai fink hims wuud approove ov kittehs habbin awl teh guushyfuuds thems cuud eet; Ai finksoe!!!
Mehbee him culd make up for recent mistakes gaffs wif appointees by appointing new cheezburger czar tew oversee distribushun ob double paddy deluxes tew ebery household.
typical washintun types. givin positions tu teh fat cats.
Wuld onlee want fat cat az cheezburger czar.
Iz obvious hims knows hiz material.
Doan wan no anemic burgerz goin’ tew feed teh masses.
Ai can has applicayshun for the position?
I gotted emayo teh uthur day dat sed him shudda been hed of IRS, cuz him findin awl teh peeps dat nawt payed dere taxes!
Ifn him keeps dat up, wii mebbe get outta sum debt!
hey, if i “forgets” to pay my tackses, kan i haz big important job too? plz plz?
U habs to b close to teh front of teh line.
Parently, we forgibs teh front few, butts, iffs ur too far down teh line, iz suddenly nawt OK ennymoar.
~falls awf janet style ottoman~
i’m teh burfday fairy, an i say, CHEEZBURGERZ FOR EVREEWUN!!!1!!1!! an also a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, and lurkurfrenz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! today iz teh burfday ob Lolizfunni an Airwiz14! an it culd be yor burfday too – if it iz, tell us abowt it!! an to keepin my campain promiss, today we iz habbing a cookowt!! hamburgurz an cheezburgerz for all!! an hotgogs too if tahts wut yoo prefers!! wif all teh fixings – cheez (ob cores), ketsup, mustard, nunyuns, relish, chili, wack-a-mole, tomaters, bakin, whuteber yor hart dezirs! an vejjie burgers for teh vegematariams!! an tater chips, tater salad, cookies, sody pop (eben root beer flotes!!), adult bevrijes, an i skreem!! and goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “she’ll be coming rownd teh mowntin wen she comes” wen they yoyo, ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif disapperring ink pens, rubber cheezburgers taht make noyez wen yoo skweez tehm (dis iz fun for teh kittehs an goggies in yor howse), kandeez, an puffy cheezburger stikkers wif googly eyes… wayt, hoo putted eyes on teh cheezburgers? must hab been a sugjestion frum teh trolz at teh facktory… anyway, iz kind ob funny anyway!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
i kno, i’z just too gud to tehm. 
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(yoo may haz notised taht i no longer sez happee burfday to teh trolz. dis iz bekawz teh wuns hoo are still at larje prolly dont eben care, an tehy duznt deserb it, an teh trolz hoo iz residing at my burfday goodies faktroy an trol reformatory gets tehr burfday celly brayshun at teh facktory!! on teir burfdays tehy not only gets to lik out wuts left in teh gooshiefud cans, tehy also gets to lick teh lids!!
Ohai, burfday fairy!
I kin has hawt goggies? Burnded onna grill, plz.
Yesh, I kno I’m weered.
Yay fer burfdai fairy!
*taiks wisslin yoyo*
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………………..☼ she’ll
…….☼ bee
…………………….☼ cummin
…………☼ round
..☼ teh
…………………….☼ mowntain
hay, this is funn!
naow ur nawt! tahts haow ai lykes mai hawt dawgs cukked tew. an kilbasas er sausagez! charred, yum!
Nawt weerd ,rhsb.
I likes teh burndid wuns too
NOMMMMMMMMM!!!!
tahts the only way i likes tehm, too! not too burnded, tho, just nisely charred, enuff to make tehm intresting.
Iffin yur weerd, so’m ai, ai gotza hab dem burnded tu!
Butt (heehee) wun umai kids wants hiz *shudders* cowd wite owtta da pakij!
*shaeks hed, stil twyin to figger owt kids*
*snagz a ittybitty sekrit diyaree wif disapperring ink pen.
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Hay!!! mai ink pen disappeerd!!
hmm, it’s suppozed to be teh *ink* that disappeerz. i gess sum ob teh trolz needs furver re-edjumacashun. *heds off to teh facktree to re-edjucamate teh trolz*
Dem trollz, ya gotta watch ‘em evree minnit!!!
Dat coz itz jes sew darn entertaining.
The Troll Follies – Culd bii the next beeg broadway hit.
(wait till yoo seez teh song-an-danse i’m riting for tehm to preform at teh grand opening celly brayshun ob my facktree!
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Guies, I am seryuslee cravin sum homemaded choklit chip cuukies. I has been cravin dem foar weeks nao an I mite has to brake down an make sum dis week-end.
**wunners if wii has awl teh ingreedyunts**
if yoo votz dynamite11 fur prezidnt, ai prmis ai will giv out fre cheezburgers ebbery dai, and yoo cn eet them wen u wanrt
fro in sum bakon an sum kondimints an u haz mai vote!
Me too. w/guacamole. Ai’m nawt cheap, but ai can bii bawt.
My bestest fren sed, “Ifn u are wut u eet, den I iz cheep, kwik an eezy!” LOL
I however am somewhat more complex.
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ya gotta add grease into the mixture, and sawdust.
*hopz on Danz hed.
Hop, hop, hop!
Iz u tired yet??
Hop, hop, hop!!!
yikes, well………..ahm 6′ now.
btw, I’m still chuckling. thanks.
Iz dat why u iz a liddlol grittee, Dan?
U eet greese an sawdust awn purrpus?
My dad prolly eets sum sawdust, cuz him iz woodworker.
wahl, ah ahm a scenic carpenter………….and I soooo love bacon.
So, carpentry…lighting…U is Dan of awl trades, huh?
Hazzit been raynin champers latelee?
raynin’…no, but I do have three bottles of the stuff.
3 bottlols? Wat u waytin foar?? Open it an share wif ur frenz!
Oh, an NC66 iz singin teh T-word sawng up thred.
donating two bottles of bubbly and the orange juice.
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MIMOSAS FOLKS. COOOOOME-N-GEEEET-IIIIIIIT!
Mimosa’s yoo say???
Thanks!
*klinkee glasses wif Dan*
Cheerz!!
*sip sip sip*
Taystee AND nootrishus!
oh yesh, yesh-yesh-yesh. we must keep up our Vitamin C.
Oh! Ai has a nastee cowld. Ai’m shoorly in need ob teh vitamin C! Ai can has mimosa plzkthxizfurmedicinalporpoises.
Furry Medicinal Porpoises? Hmmm….
*runswifaqwikness for biolology buk*
uf cors!
*adz tu lizt*
guakamolee and bakon and kondimentz. oki doki!
Wutz iz himz policy awn pie?
Dats wut ai wanna know.
Foar ur lissenin pleshur, a nawt-bad remake of a classik: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEh5pWjcWCg
HAH Im not the only one who puts books under their laptop
VOTE CATOBAMA 4 PRESIDENT!!1!
Cheezburger policy revealed: http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1626/cheezburgerpolicydm4.png
X-D
And I don’t even like Obama!
But I guess this goes to prove LOLcats helps to unite (as I was trying to make a caption to incite giggles, regardless of political affiliation).
Btw, awesome follow-up, Marein!
I endorse cheezburgers to the fullest.
MAC WIN!
His policy is that fat cats shouldn’t get their bonuses. So, no cheezburgers.