Toby findz today’s financial news
Toby findz today’s financial news a littl tuff to swallow.
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BC needz a baylowt!
Exselent! Kwik adn funee. Concat-nooz-ashunz on maykin teh top ob a – wut – nyn-way brayd?! Wow!
yowza! ai reelee cownting teh *nain* peepz onna brayde? concatulashunz, ebbrybuddy! nais noo flooffee warmee mittnz in awl teh nais purrtee cullurz at teh ty booteek. nuff foar ebreewun!
Oh guddee, ai needs sum gnu red mittens!
fanks, and conga catz tew awl! aifink ai’ll fynd sum noo red bootz!
Toby wantz ekunomik stimulus program pdq.
Kitteh worried about hiz stocks.
Doan’t we awl?!
paiper iz not so nommy
itz nommin’ teh gnus!
It’s the executive compensation that’s hard to swallow…
Lesse… Yer company lost elebenty million dollars in the 4th quarter… So… You gets a $7 million bonus. Yeah… That makes sense…
Itz…itz…naut mai fauwlt!!!!1
Niec werk, if yew kin get it.
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Nice work if you can get it
And you can get it — if you try
Who could ask for anything more?
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Hey do you like this cture and i just wanted to know if you can be my friend and talk to me and be friends.
yersh, maus. iz norml in teh munny bidniss. taht be teh “foozy mahth.”
dat iz da new math dey teach 2day
ai dint dew it!
I bet it makez sens to EBIL maus…
Tu mush fyberz
Eating hiz losses
booklion ftw!!!
ohai calicoa! I didn’t get to respond to your question on the other LOL. I’m from california. where are you from?
ohai zaffy! ai’z frum teh cali awlso. norf a sam framcocoa. adn yu?
just a minnit — i b eraddikating deh bad noooz.
Well … processin it ennywaiz.
snurt
Ai eet hareless pink monkey insted!
deh odder white meat? or is it red meat?
hmmm, iffn itz a LOL Street banker, it mite be poyzin
oranj yu glaad yu izn’t wun?
Bankurs is orinj insied? Ai nawt brave enuf tu open wun tu find out.
*Hands WRR a scalpel*
Aw, c’mon. I bet you’ll enjoy it!
Dat is whut aim afraid uf. Ai maite enjoi it tu mush.
Donut foarget to ware teh bayo-hazzerd soot, WRr!
Nawt wanna get enny of dere ick awn yoo!
Aifinkso wuld be maor fun tu haz teh airboat ried in teh bloo bayou.
Whut can U see in teh bloo bayou
Aggavating Allolgators
Bloo byrds baffing
Crankee crawdads
Drippin ducks
E…
Elegant Egrets
Fast Fanboats
Georgia Gators
Hefty Herons
I…
I-catchin’ seenereee
Jackalopes?
K….
I nawt fink LOL Street iz gud name.
Iz moar lyk crai-ur-eies-owt-cuz-u-iz-moar-borked-tahn-ebber Street!
Yez, come tu fink ub it, iz rilly Troll Street. My bad.
Wel, ai nawt meen tu sai awl teh inbesterz be trollz. Jus sum stoopyz hu messin arown wif ordinery peepz munny
I nawt fussin at yoo, Moe.
I wuz tryin to make sad joak.
o hai rhsb, noe wurryz! eeben wen ai rited “LOL street” ai thot it wuz nawt a funneh street at awl. It maeks meh ril mad iffn ai fink abowt it.
♪♫ Butt tehre’s wun gud fing taht happens, when yu taws yur purls tu swyne ♪♫
♪♫ Tehir attitoods may tayste lyke **** butt tehy go reel gud wif wyne ♪♫
LOL!!!!
hmmm….yah…ai wudd eggspekkt poark tew taest gud wif dat….adn den yoo can has yur purls bakk….aftur kleenink dem nawt-second, tho….
dis newz is hard to digest
PLEH! beesiedz…iz paypurr…wut arre yoo finkink? yoo finkso dat dis iz teh littlol hyooman’z hoamwerk? beesiedz, dat’s teh goggiez jawb tew nom teh hoamwerks…
I ar finking bout all deh bad economic nooz we iz getting
is nawt gud
how is uz Draconic Kitteh?
teh *red* ink luks laik *blak* ink.
Wows. I refreshed a secund ago and dis was posted. I clikyed it and there were alreddy five posts! :O
Ai haz awlwaiz fownd ekonomix to be a liddul dry, kitteh. *nod*
Dis iz wat u do wen u needs to shred sum stuffs, but u kannawt cuz ur shredder nawt werkin cuz teh lektriks nawt awn.
organic shredder!
go green
Ohai rhsb is uz ignoring me?
**pulls rhsb’s tayl an runs awai quicky**
I NEBBER ignorin u, my fren!
Adn organik shredderrer werks awn so manee stuffz. Awn teh nuspyprs adn teh tishews adn teh old fernitcherz…
and the new fernichurs and sumtymes yer laigs and anyfing elst that is either floating free or nailed down
but specially the paper yew were tryin to reed and not teh decoy paper yew left on teh floor!
Ok! Gazzer rownd, awl deh noobeez!! Everrbuddee gotz dere walking shooz on??? I heer sum uv u wanting deh barefeetz…. Not sure deh barez wanting tu b giving up dere feetz, but if u kin tawking dem into it, moar power tu u.
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Dis plais wii calling cheezland b deh most wundermous plais in deh universe. Awl deh fudz haz no kalreez. Adn deh drinksez haz no alkeehawl. And ebbreewun singz and dansez beeyootimuslee. Adn u kin haz deh most eggsighting advenchurez!!!
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Kum, wii will taking deh grand tour. Furst stop, deh Ty-Booteek. Mai, it b a glorious story. Wunst upon a tyme, dere wuz a wundermus Cheezpeep named Gibbocat. He hardlee eber vizitz us enneemoar and I missez him berry much. He b full uv deh win and awsumnessez. Adn wun day in Cheezland dhere wuz a ty fur deh nawt-sekkund spot on deh LOL!!!! Adn instintlee, Gibbocat invented deh Ty-Booteek so dat peepz in deh Ty kud habbing a luvlee kitteh ty tu kummenorating deh event!!
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Eber sinse den, deh peepz in deh Tys can going dere tu gitting a prize. Gibbocat soon expandifyinged deh Tybooteek tu habbing enneefing and everything ur hart kud ever desire. And awl deh wundermus thingz dere b urz fur deh asking. U duzn’t hav tu habbing a ty tu go dere. And noobeez b speshlee welkum tu gitting deh CHRG dere. And Gibbocat b stawking deh 1950z bavving capz fur deh splort prevenshun, tu.
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Letz go luk and seeing wut b dere tuday. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
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Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
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Ober here here bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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Dheze b deh kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. And heer b sum kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
oooooo.
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lukit deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez!
*pikz up wun and shakingz it. *
*Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Gibbocat puttinged in a lounge, heer tu, wif a bar adn a fyreplais and lotsa kumfy chairz. Stop in enneetiyme.
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*Gitz chokklit martooneez*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
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Now, bring ur drinkz and wii will seeing sum moar uv deh Cheezland. Let mii taking u down deh hill frum deh ty booteek. Wii passes deh Pi Stall, witch b habbing deh fresh piz. Sum peepz liking dem insted uv deh tyz sumdayz. Deh piz awlwayz b fresh and steemee gud.
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did u notiss wii b walking down JanetCanHas4Kittehs Booleevard? wunst wen Janet tookinged a baykayshun, wii awl missinged her so much, wii named awl deh streetz in Cheezland after her. Dere b JCH4K Avenue adn JCH4K Street, adn JCH4K Drive, adn JCH4K Terriss, adn JCH4K Rode, adn JCH4K Passij, adn JCH4K Rown-Dee-Bowt.
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*Dey arriving in deh rown-dee-bowt adn pause.*
And heer, in deh middlol uv deh Rown-Dee-Bowt b deh JCHK Fowntin wif deh Stachoo uv ower deer Janet adn her 4 kittehz.
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*wii kuntinuez on.
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Now wii haz kum tu deh d’Beeker Labz. Phillipe d’Beeker b running deh labz. No wun noez eggzktlee wut goez on in dere. But Igor b himz no bull assistant. U just neber noez wut will happun wen Igor b arownd. Dis wing uv deh Labz b deh Mary0spokn Liberry. It b nameded fur ower bery own sweet Mary0 (sumtimez called Mais Oui or Mais Non depending on hur mood; adn seh awlso goez bai deh nom uv Sweetpea) hoo duz fabulus werk fur deh litterasee.
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*Adn now wii kumz tu deh Princess Mu Medow.
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Dis b deh berry most majikel plais dehre b. But I can’t duing it justiss, so I will kwoting deh deer Janet’s deskripshun uv it.
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“Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
“It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
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“An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.
“An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.”
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*sigh* I just lubz deh way she deskribing it.
*handz owt tishuez.
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Now wii hopz on deh Monorail Cat adn ridez ober to deh niteclub, No Place In Partikular. Not tu wurry, it b safe fur deh minorz. In fakt, I fink it b run bai deh kewt liddlol No1inPartikular, hersef. She b bizzy wif skool now, sew wii don’t seeing her much…
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*Deh sowndz uv deh muzik flotez owt…
*ebbreewun heerz dere favrit songz!
*wii goez in fur a drink.
Martooneez awl arownd!!
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
MJ: This needs to go on your Lore page. I insist…
Has a gud weakend, my Queen…
Ai sekkunds teh noshun dat this needs to go on the Cryer.
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Yew iz talintid, mah cween!
Fankz.
it b dere now, sinse Maus insisted adn u sekkunded it.
And I thirded it…
An I forthded it.
*Whinny*
And I have added a fifth afirmation…
I also… Um… Master Data, may I have a sip from that fifth…?
Me too, Metal Boy! Drinks fer everybody!
Maus, duz u get to dribe in teh carpool lane wen u goes hoam an to werks?
I think he needz a bus!!! 6 identiteez…. iz dat a rekkerd?? enneewun els hav dat mennee???
I can’t bleeve u forgotted YNG!!!
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And then that verra looooon name that came up this week week week.. still not shur if that was a acksident or not?
is himz lyke sybil?
deh manee faces of maus
so manee purrsunalitehs
led us count dem all
Maus
Ebil Maus
Cmdr Data
YNG
I knoz dat are not all of dem
For the record:
Maus
Ebil Maus
Petunia
A YNG
Sir Real
Lord Evelyn Oakleigh
Professor
Wyatt Earf
Cmdr Data
U haz gud weekend tu!! Schmooz tu mai liddlol mausee fren!!
BOOP!
most wunnerful tur. tank yu frum a n00b. princess mu meadow is bery special pwace.
Teh drinkses has no alkiehawl?
TEAK ME BAK HOME!!!!
Yew kin haz teh alkiehawl iffin yew wants, aifink. We hasta watch owt fur teh unner-age kittehs tho.
She means that, like synthehol on Star Trek, that you can drink as much as you like and get as inebriated as you wish. So… you can has elebenty martoonies and has a teeny tiny buzz, or one shot of Scotch and get plastered. And as soon as you wish, you can be totally sober just by wishing it. Nice, eh?
Goodness! I seem to be having a lot of DID issues today. Everybunny has a gid weakend!
Yoo too, Maus!
Ai’m driving to Tronno to see mai dotter adn sillybrate her birfdai wif her!
Has a saef trip!
*Sticks out his foot*
See yoo next fall!
Ohai Maus! **Boop!**
Oh yeah, here iz yur elebenty munnies! **cownts owt elebenty munnies**
*runs owt tu 401 tu watch fur 4.5k dryving bai*
Ohai prysma-kitteh! *boop!**
*boops PH back an runs awf, giggloling*
Iz bewy bewy nais, aifinkso! An ai lubs mai Star Twek!
Ohai icanhascoffee! Welkum! **Boop!** (ai nose yu are gnu, jist ignore me fur nao, ai haz the berry eggcited, am boopin as minnee cheezpeepz as pawsabull, ai am yewzalee sorda normul**
Ohai Ebil Maus! **Boop!**
Wonderful! I had not seen these descriptions before, being new to the CheezWorld.
Ohai Jenn! Welkum! **Boop!**
Ai hadz teh lubleeyest tym on the toor! Dis iz teh mostest wunderfulest playce eber! Aifinkso, yes!
Oooooh, adn teh bar haz teh Mudslydes! My mostest faverit choklit drink eber!
*trades in the martini for a Mudslide*
Ai can haz a chawklit beer pls? Ai seed sum inna tybooteek tudai. Nawt wantz tu bai teh hole case until ai tastes it.
**hanz West River rat a chawklit beer** I botted a sicks pack, DEW NAWT WANT! Yew kin hab dem awl if yew lyk. Awlsew mai fren botted sum blooberry beer, we dew nawt want dat eedur. Wanna tri dat?
NO, Ai tried teh blooberri wun tyme. iz poysin, ai fink. Ai trust U if U sai teh chawklit is pleh.
Yew are berry wyze. But ai dew lyke the Pete’s Wikkud Ale Strawburri Blond, witch a lawt of mai frenz do nawt lyke, sew mebbeh ai am nawt teh best judj. But teh chokklit is pleh, reelee rellee pleh.
Ai haz tu go naow. Mai goggies are mad. Ai antz tu go to teh store tumorrow, but them is aout uf cookies adn had tu *gasp* SHARE teh last goggie cookie.
Dem is telling me iz still hungrees. BBL
Ewwww! Ai taysted teh choklit beer wunce – aifinkso it was poyzin tu!
mmmmmmm….
choklit stowt……
*drools*
Ohai skwirrlgrrl! **Boop!** Ai furgot abowt teh choklit stowt, dat iz teh gud, but dis iz lyke chokklit, um ale, ai gess, iz teh yuk an pleh! Nuttin lyke choklit stowt!
hm! never had dat!
fanks, wut a grate wai tew sillybrate teh upkumming caturday!
*snifs*
*haz tew goe fynd a tishyew*
*leelee eiis*
happitayls tew awl teh cheezpeeps!
My fren hadda kitteh dat eeted terlet paypur.
I asked hur ifn it maded him self-kleenin!
Hehe! *frows wingz arownd rhsb* Ohai mai fren! Ai haz teh happee yew are here! **Boop!**
Iz nawt taystee or nootrishis!
An eetin it wont maek it goez awai!
I told you you’d be eating your words someday!
Ohai zaffy 21! **Boop!**
ohai parrot! *boop* How are you?
Ai iz teh sew eggsited! Ai iz at teh beech! Ai iz dewun teh polur plunj tomorra! Datz why ai am boopin ebereewun, to shayre mai joy! How are yew?
That is very cool!! I’m doing alright, very glad its a friday! =D
adn ebben den……teh kitteh iz still kyoot!
*SPLORT*
oh now DK! how long have yew been lying der?
*pulls out emergencee splort bag*
*sweeps up braynes*
*rinses wif sparkloling lymon waters*
*scoops braynes bak into hed*
*carefully puts hed bones bak in place and taypes wif lotsa duckyy tape*
*snaps bran new CHRG in place and taypes wif more ducky tape*
*leeds payshunt to splort recobery lownge and tucks tehm into a comfee chair*
*tucks blankie in playce*
Now, here are some HGGs and a nommy drink. just rest a while before looking at teh splortalicious kitteh again
oooh…mai hed…….did ai splort oar sumpfink?
Ohai Draconic Kitteh! **Boop!** Yew splortid, butt gammacat sabed yew!
ai sawree, DK iz nawt heer rite nao…plz tew leeb a messedje afturr teh ‘boop’
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***wislols lowdly intew ansurin masheen** HAY DK, ITS ME, PARRUTHED! PICK UP!!!
owww….yoo miend nawt:
1. beeyink sew laowd neer mai eerz?
2. whistlolink inn sukkch a hai pittch? dat awlsew hurtz mai eerz…..
*sigh*
yah…..this is DK….what is it?
yup. tahts a very kyooot kitteh. almost teh twin of my BC.
dew yew hav yur HGG on?
wellllz…ai duz nao…..
Layoffs are not tasty or nutritious.
Layoffz…ai haz dem…DO NOT WANT!
ai r sry foar yew, gud luuk!
{{{ichcoffee}}}
Dis no right let me fix it, ses dah kyoot kitteh.
OHai cheezpeeps! Ai iz at teh beech! Ai haz teh happeetaylefevvers! Iz bery colwd wind, doh. Fank CC tempurchurz be a liddlol warmur, but aifinkso ai will still need warm drinkees an purrhapz a floofie blankee aftur teh plunj tomorrow! Ai am sew happee dis ho-tell haz innertubes! Ai hab met miny plunjurs, we are teh eggsited!
gud luk tomorrow PH! don’t freeze yer tayle fevvers awf!
*sends warm thots to PH*
Fank yew gammacat! Ai did nawt meen to abandun yew erlyur, wen yew mayde the jinurus offur of sank yew ary, mai stoopy husbin FYNLEE came home an we rushed owt teh door. Agin, he wud be beddur as myoot.
no problim PH. ai fink ai aslo ran awf to a meetink (still at werk).
Its bin verrry bizee heer!
Mebbeh ifn yu has teh sum dukkee-tayps abayulibbl? Jus a liddol sudchestshun, ob coars …..
oyesh …. an **Boop!** wuns agin!
U meeted menny plunjurs?
Duz hotell haz baffroom problums?
Omai! Do Not Want bafroom probwems!
eberytimez i reed anything abot Princess Mu Meadow mine iez b getting all leekie an da noze b trin to rund away. duz dis happen tu eberyun?
aifinkso, 3KM….
*turnz awai furr a minnit**snif*
okai…ai’z fien……att leest aifinkso…
iz mos butimous plac in da wurld ifinks. glad not tu be onnlily sappy cheezlanian
bai teh wai, ai nawt can git tew yur profyel……
WP….kwit borkink yurself!!!
yu can no git mine profyel??? crud i thot i fixed that tuday. i wurkz on it again tunight. i haz just started bilding it.
butt (hee hee) rite now i hav tu go an feed da hormonal teenage adoleset. tanks fur da headz up on da profyel. haf a mos wuderful ebbeningz
ur link sez:
mine.icanhascheezburer.com/pictures-by-3kittymomma
And it shud say
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-3kittymomma
wif deh ht tp stuff in frunt, uv korse.
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U kin tell ware a link will taking u bai hovering ur mouse over it adn den lukking at deh bottum left korner uv deh window…. it will say wut deh link iz…. at least in Fyrefawkz.
yah…butt ai tried gettin tew hur profyel awn mai own…..typink it in manyooalee….adn it nawt werked….it takkeded meh tew teh lol bildur…
definately happens to mee
*hands 3kittymomma a broidered hankee*
takes hankes frum gammmcat, wipeeez da i’s ,tank yu bery much. sorriez iez still blurrie frum da tour. tanks yu four da welcumz…ebben my hubbie had da tearz affer i maded him reed it.
Yah. It meenz ur in teh rite plais. Welkum tu Cheezland.
What AP sayd, ai sekkund tihs!
Welcomings!
Aifinkso dat ebrybuddy haz teh ie leekingz abowt Princess Mu Meadow!
Or dey nawt hab a hart!
Yes, 3kittymomma, ai has read it several tymes (and also teh storees ab00t the Nite Watchman) and ai cries effury time. But is a gud cry. Is just nawt gud iffn u read it while u r at wurk. Is bettur to have leaky eyes at home.
Ohai upfi! {{{{{upfi}}}}} Ai haz had teh leeky eyes at wurk tew, iz moast em bear asin. **Boop!**
taht iz foar shur, but ai kant stowp luukin at teh prettee kittehs awl teh dai lawng! dum leekee eiis…
Dis happenz to a lawt uv us, aifinkso.
thx. toby, for swallowing dis for us
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day…excellent!
Ok, Toby, heer–wii givs yu nommy graham cracker insted!
Ur 401K
i shrededded it
puns make everything better.
i definetly loled.