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Teh bare cawled me faaaaaaaaaaaaat!
oh, gud wun! conga rats!
drinkies? dans dans danses?
Hawt choklit an yscreem plees – is verree snowie heer, AN Ai has a sor frote
Mega WIN for Ambercat!
I had forgotten dat one!
Teh bare luks so affrunted too, lyk he wud NEBER be meen to a kitteh!
This IS a mega win fur Ambercat! Taht wuz reelee fast thinking!
A had forgotted it, too – but it maeks me smyol just thinking ov it! See?
I sekund dat mega win vote.
Dat wun wuz a hartbraker…
OK, wun big mug hot chocklit coming up. u wants mai “special” vershun wiv Bailey’s an Chambord? is called Chocklit Raspberrie Truffle… yummy!
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oh, an iyse creem. Haow cud ai forget teh IYS CREEM???
Heer is big carton uv Ben & Jerry’s “Caek Batter”, iz yello caek isye creem wiv chocklit frosting swirl!
oh, an get beddur soon ambercat!
o noes thats not rite.
teh stripes r teh slimming!
u luk grate!
Next tiem, u mite wanna tri teh vertical stripes.
r u sayin I DO luk fat?
I didn’t akshully say dat.
Meerly a fashun suggestion.
U is Tim Gunn – liek kitteh?
oks.. I trust ur fashun cents!!
teh horryzontul strypes arrrrrrrrr foar prizzoners, NAWT pirates!
I wuddn’t lissen to meh – I juss gived mah lass fibe cents fur ferapy.
I dunno. I finkso u has a way wiff wurds.
U nawt fat, u is floofy!
…an o, sew Qte!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/the-bear-telled-me-i-was-fat/
oh, even beddur! ai did nawt see taht wun b4 — ai just thot wuz gud funnee commint!
yay babs adn ambercat! pliez bii to injoiying yur Ty Booteek advencher. *waivs flooffee pawz byebye4nao*
Kyootness!
ai help you feel better
Yay!!! Babs!! u gitz deh ty fur deh nawt-sekkund!!!
Off tu deh ty boot eek wif u adn Ambercat. U kin pikking owt wuteber u wanting, u dusn’t haz tu gitting a ty.
furr yu, babs adn ambercat, heer bii teh monstur pichter uv teh martooneez, yur fayvrit flayvr. adn gushi toona snax onna nommy crackurr.
oooh fanks! iz gud!
*nomnomnom*
fankies! it mai nawt-sekkund nawk sekkund ty!
ai has a happee. umm…plz tew has…lessee…..chawkee milk adn…i guess das awl. i haz a big thurstee.
BTW — ur avatar iz soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kyoot!!!
Or maybe nawt
Ferapist kitteh iz heer to lissen.
I heered frum stbx dis moarnin. Him wanted to kno ifn him cud depozit teh munnies in my bank akkownt oar did I wanna chek? I want chek! I nawt want him ennyware NEER my bank akkownt!
Ob coarse, my orijinal inklinayshun wuz to write, “Consoom excrement an expyre, u maternul fornikatur.” **ebil grin**
I lern well, donut I, Master?
**shows awf boots wif rustee spykes** Jes in case I hasta deel wif him ennymoar.
“Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen.”
Fankyoo. **bows deeply**
“So shal it be written, so shall it be done.”
Teh Ten Commandments of Star Wars?
I think we may have a candidate for the ICHC Low Budget Theatre…
I wud liek to play Princess cLleiacatra, can I can I???
Grate!
I has to run owt for a bit, it’ll take u a wile to do teh rest of teh casting rite?
If we can get teh parts cast this lol, and teh produckshun next lol, I can be in costoom and makups by then, and reddy for teh stardom. Maybe sooner. bbl
*runs back in wif wig askoo*
Hay! Wut happened?
I thot u’d be reddy to start rehersuls by now!
*GrumbleRassinFrassinMumble*
Stoopy Soots called a meeting. Apparently for the purpose of listening to themselves talk…
I’m so PO’ed that my DID flared-up… Pleh!
well we mite need u both.
itz an epic advenchure, we needs lots of
warm bodieskwalified peeps for this one.Will u be direkting, or u has a part 2?
I also hadded dis eyedea:
Dear STBX, forget the check or the deposit. I want it in CASH! $20 bills, new, unmarked and in a black leather briefcase that locks 5 different ways. Deliver it at 2:47 p.m. on Friday, February 13th to the fire house on ***** Road. Tell Joe that you have the kitty litter and he’ll take it from there.
ROFLMBO
Shud I has demanded a Haliburton insted? Dere way kooler!
Stawp… gasp… yur killin mee… … naow ai fink ai reely has laffed mai a$$ off!!! O, teh huje manatee!!!
yeth, yeth demand the hali, hali um zero case
“Consoom exkramint…” — *woww,* rhsb, *grate* yoo-fa-mizzumz!
U gotted teh sertified czechs ai hoeps. Nawt wantz tu get wun himz can stawp pave ment awn.
Ai’s gud lissnur!
Trubbul shayrd iz a trubbul haffed
Monochrome kittehs are monochrome…
butts nawt kodachrome.
adn nawt chrome-magnon.
awww fanxyew, mai cween! adn kitteh awlso nawt murkyoorochrome…
Splortifyin kittehs causes splorts! U haz been warnded!!!
ai’z neading teh xtra-strawng CHRG *nao*! musst. nawt. *splor….. whew. awl okeh nao.
itz ok…. i will kiss adn makingz it bedder.
Mah feelers r hurted.
those be a liddul hard to kiss…:(
but ai will try!
*grabs kittehs*
SCHMOO SCHMOO SCHMOO!
Dat halps, but I finks u missed a spot.
*schmooz deh spot*
*purrrrrrrr*
chocolate martooni will lift yew upper
Ur drinks keep liftin meh,
ur drinks keep liftin meh,
ur drinks keep liftin meh higher and higher…
5 cents plzthx
peanuts ref?
Yus, Lucy frm Peanuts!!!
teh doktur iz IN…
yesh! but not shure if I gotted teh price rite.
Come on down…teh price is rite!
in todays ekonomies tho, maybe shud be gettin a better price?
or purrhaps a nice fut massage wif ur therapees.
i thanx dat is da rite prise. qwality care dusn’t come cheep
*hands 3KM a wooden nickle*
Lucy?
yu gots sum splaynin tu du!
no cryz lil kittehs u bof can lib at mine house
you can has help
De kidz lauphed at mee cawz eye onlee cawted a sparrow an dey awl cawted robinz.
awww… but teh sparrowz r faster, teh big clumsee robins is too eesy to catch. U is teh bestest feerce hunter, kitteh!
*sniff* Wow, eye nebber tought uff ti dat wai! Fank u skwirrlgrrl!
adn teh kidz awl haz teh *jellus* ob yu, corz yu haz teh *sooper pritteh* — adn teh *xtra nais* tou!
Dat idjit bare is jest jelus dat Mawm lubs you best.
ButBut But (hee hee hee) annybuddy kin cotch a Robin dey are fat an slow, Sparrows is smal and hab a kwickness. Sparrows is Mush tuffer to ketch. Yer a mytey hunter!
omcc, thats a spookeh GMTA Judson!
Wow, u bof sayed teh sayme ting! Fank u tu judson!
I spect that I got lucky, yer mind is usually mush faster den Myne (bowt tied fer dirtieness tho).
OK yer ryte, I hab teh dirtier mynd, but I tries to keep it onna leesh
U iz gud enuf, smart enuf, an gosh darnit, kittehs like U!
Minnesota Jr Senator ref FTW!
Teh chairy rekognizes Senator Smalley…
Gives judson and Johnnyface fig newtons.
a penny foar yewr thots
A penny? A Penny?
Iz dat awl u fink mah fots r wurth?
I habs an insulted.
Hmph.
I’z nawt a scarecrow wifowt a brain, u knos.
okayz elebenty cheezburgers foar yewr thots, but nao datsinflashun and teh economy wil tanks
a penneh, yersh, butt (teeeheee!) tihs penneh haz teh anteek-ness adn teh hunnrth burfdai. 1909sbvd (she sed breefly!) oar 1909svdb, aifinkso.
“A franc for yewr thots.”
“in Amurica dey’d bring onlee a penee an i guess dat’s about all dey’re wurf.”
“iz willing 2 be ovur charged . . . .”
*sniffle sniffle*
and den himz said I wuz stripeh and stoopee
Doan stoop to dere level.
You is stripey an itz berry becomink, but I don’t fink yer stoopy.
Zactly hao well duz u kno stripey?
now U iz beeng meen to me
I goez to find a corner to curl up nowz
and Iz thot U wuz mah fren
Nao, nao, nao, TK
*gently pats hed*
I waz juss foolin round. I wud neber b meen to u.
I can joke around cuz u r SO far frum stoopy, dat it iz redikulous.
{{{{{TK}}}}}
O Romeow, iz not sad
I wuz jus beeng stripeh deh pooh misunderstood bebbeh kitteh!
an U mah fren is deh furthest fing frum mean
{{{Romeow}}}
En hoo izzee, dat u gif a ratz bakksaid wut he sez? Yer srtipez r GORGEOUS. U haz dorabl. Uz splortably kewt en sweet. En hee oanly a bare — uz a KITTEH — mutch moar sig – snigiff – impotrant den enny ol bare. Juz yew wate, wen u get big yewl maek SUSHI outa him.
2 kyoot and releva… rilavi… meanin fuls to mah pozishuns. I’s a Cownslur fer battered ladiez. Gunna pohst in uffice!!!
oh, wud be kyoot! nyse to hav a liddul kyoot in such PLEH sichuashunz.
mebbe u nawt post teh follow-up lol, wher kitteh tearz stuffin owt uv bare…
Oh hai,
Heer b a lubbly LOL bai Dawgzdr00Lkittehsr00L. http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3078417
Deh Cheez Town Cryer b a plaic wair i will kollektify awl deh nownsmintz I kin and posting dem fur awl tu seeing. Uv korse, I kan’t spot awl deh nownsmintz, so if u wud like, u kin sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com and I will postifying it.
Deh pritty kitty b mai deer old Winky, laying on deh windowsill watching deh fisheez in deh pond. Wun uv deh reezunz I pikkt hur tu b on deh masthed iz kuz she wuz part Meezer and she lubbed tu tawk. So she b sitting dere telling u awl deh newz!!
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In addishun tu deh nownsmintz, I haz posted a bunch of helperz and majic triks. U will finding dem listed on deh rite side. In addishun tu deh strucshunz fur avatarz adn bloo names, u will finding help fur sneeking in deh bak doorz uv profilez wen Dr.Tinycat b werking on deh serverz, adn how tu sort owt deh ICHC tiyme kunundrum, adn making smileez and posting linkeez adn, adn, adn, well, and lotza uzzer stuffz.
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Adn I haz ebbreefing u needz tu noez tu gitting on deh Cheezpeepz Mapz. Adn how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst. Adn looking at deh street vuz. Adn speeking uv deh map, wii haz 349 peepz on deh map!!! Yay!!! If u b reeding dis adn u not b on deh map, u shud b!! sending mii deh emayo rite now!!!
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And if u skrolling awl deh way down tu deh bottom uv deh page, u will see I haz a listing uv deh blogz bai deh cheezpeepz. If u b wanting ur blog listed, oar if I listinged u and u b wanting off deh list, sending deh emayo tu mii.
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Adn u will awlso finding sum uv deh eggsitement frum deh past linked in deh ICHC Lore adn Legends paige. http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ichc-lore-adn-legendz/
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Tank yew fur ur support!!
Cheez!!
De gray kitteh luks lyke she sayin “Oh, Itz Otay Hunney, it happens to ebbery guy sooner or later, it doan mean nuffink.”
*snort* x elebenty!!
Yew taeks teh furst nap, I keeps a lukowt.
Hunh. I gots a pekyuliar mind, aifinkso. I fout it lukked like teh kitteez at communion rail. Teh one kitteh is all pious and prairful, and teh ovver kitteh is all wishing tey serbed a bedder kwailty ov wine….
:snerk:
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Stripeh: Dear Jeebus. Pweeze make him stawp staring at meh.
Grey: I’m nawt touchin’ yew.
Oh yesh yesh. Doan eben get meh started.
Ebil sister. I has wun.
An ebil sister??!?!?!?!?!! Shurly not!!1!!
Iz nawt meh. Ai swears.
See? Twisted, nawt ebil.
No. Dats troo. Sis IRL iz teh ebil wun.
But, ai kinawt hold herz responsiblol fur her akshuns.
Herz gawt issues.
ohai,
not to come btween u too, but can u be here next toosday for a one-day-late birfday partee for u?
There is 3 inna row, and we were thinkin of ploppin teh partee rite in the middul, on teh 10th!!
hm, I guess it wud shurlee be for teh bof uf u?
u is twins, rite?
Twins huh? Hmm…OK we’ll go wif dat.
Nawt sure iffn yew konsider us maternal or fraternal,
butt sumfing shurly split.
Ai…er…we will certainly be there.
Goez tew put awn party hat.
I finkso infernal wud be teh werd.
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Wut tiem is gud for u?
This same tiem lol?
Or teh next… we’s flexibul here in cheezland.
*snerk*
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Ai fink
aiwe awr taking teh day awf. Sew N-E-time iz gud furmeus.*pulls out clipbored*
yesh.. yesh…
*makes notes*
alritey then! We dont wanna get u up too early on ur big day, so we’ll do it at this same teim lol.
*rites:
ZF at 9 EST
nca66 at 12 EST
Sine here.
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k. oh, but there prolly will be birfday greetings all along teh day too.
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now WHERE is ManfredsMom???
Aww, yew ish havin bad day? Iz srry, plz to help?
Deer Ceeling Cat, plz tu bring gushifuds, whirrled peas adn a gnu bike… fankies.
wud tihs be teh merrikan bike oar teh canadian bike?
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
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Umm… ai donut no WHUT yu meen!
ai fot u sed u wuz in luuurve wiv an merrikan? (nawt LCB)
oh yesh yesh yesh, but but but plz tu sea updayte… is NAWT ment tu be…
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* clings tu Breeteesh Canananananananadian insted *
updayte wheer? sowwy. running in an out todai!
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(RL keeping me awai from cheezland
Is lawng storee (nawt in cheezland so dun worree)!
hoomins!
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Basically mai IRL seekret identetee is in lub wib a Merikan but but but is nawt ment tu be, so dey is clinging awn tu a British Canadian insted (dey is awlso in lub wib taht won) – is awl berry complifimicated, aifinkso, uh huh, yesh.
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aww, GP, I wishes you all teh sukksess and Troo Love in teh world. Yu deservs it!
oh, ur so misstireeus GP! u iz “a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma”
iz ur seekrit as to why u keeps teh laydees attenshuns, aifnkso!
Ah yesh – Mysery, ai has eet…
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Umm, ai ment Mystery ob corse, uh huh, yesh.
u is mystere meet???
Izn’t dat cui?
yesh, GP is always playin cui, isn’t he?
*wispurs* Ai emayoed Prysma! Ai has a eggsited!
mee too!
and itz still 5 munfs away!
we has a looooong tiem to be x-sited!
*jumps upanddown anyways*
No, no, iffn it’s a gnu bkie, it muss be frum Afrika
Lolz Booklion!!!
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mebee an invisible bike.
{{{GP}}}
I hazn’t seeinged u latelee, adn now I haz to going adn du deh lawn dreez. *sigh*
{{{mj}}} ohai mai leeje! Hao yu is?
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Yesh ai has nawt bin rownd mush tihs week week week – narcolepsy adn stoopy pleh IRLS, ai has dem boff!
GP! ai has missed yew dis week! ai has been sew busy wif RL stuff taht ai keep missing teh earlee lols.
Just keep telling yerself – is dai before caturdai!
* eyes gnu abatar * ooo lookit, berry nyce!
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Yesh ai lubbs dai before Caturdai! Ai has nawt eben has thyme tu lurk tihs week weeek weeek! stoopyjawbwiblawtsobmeetingsawltehthyme
yesh, ai has tew run awf to meetink now!
TTFN & schmoo!
Big SCHMOOS! to GP. Yu haz been missed.
{{{booklion}}} aww fankies
ai has missed yu guys tu!
Ohai GP! **Boop!**
Ohai! hao yu is?
Ai iz teh FAByewmus, ai iz habbin teh bestist day in a lawng tyme! But ai iz sawree bout yur hoomin problum.
fankies, is otay – ai wheel gib him sum pork py adn awl wib be gud wib teh whirrled agen! {{{PH}}}
{{{{{{Guinnes Piggeh}}}}}}}}}}}
Hay, wanna jump in teh atlantik wif me tomorrow? We cud meet in teh middlol an hab a partee!
* grabs boogie board adn shorts *
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Juss trai adn stawp meh!
Yay! You’re in TTI, rite, an ai am in Birginia, aifinkso yew will hab to go soufwess an ai will go norfees. Mebbeh Hugh will meet us tew! Ai will bring teh marguhritas!
***wundurs if GP wears speedos*** **packs waddurpruf camura jist in cayse.**
*pownses on teh liddul piggeh adn schmooos him awl ober hims fuzzeh widdel hed*
Yoo has bin misted!
Ohai booklion! **Boop!**
*gibs parrothead sunflower seed cracker nd big margarita*
Nom nom crunsh crunsh sipee sippee gulp! Fanks booklion!
*gibs booklion, hmmmm, wut du booklions lyk to eet?
They devour books.
Omnivourously.
Hmmm. How ’bout a margarita an sum bar nutz?
Bar nuts: $2.39 per pound
Deer Nutz: still under a buck
I bleev deh stoopy pleh IRL meetingz cawzez deh narkolepsee…..
* nod nod… thud *
*pullz up kumfy chair and gently putz deh GP in deh chair.
*kubberz him up wif dhe Cheezpeepz map blankee.
*putz log on fiyre adn pokingz fiyre wif deh blakk poker.
*sparkz and flamez fly up.
* deh ruum britenz and warmz.
U just sitting dere and I bringing u anice big pint uv Guinness! k?
Can ai sit heer wif yoo too? Ai haz a giant sad today – ai dont know wai.
Oh Hai Janet!!
*pullz up chair fur Janet.
U sit rite here adn watching deh fiyer. *porez Janet a nice chokklit martooniee.* U enjoy dis whiyle I go putz deh lawn dree in deh dryer. I b rite bak!!
Ok. Thanks.
*sits in teh chayre*
*sip sip sip*
*watches teh fyer wif teh sparks flying up*
Well, so much fur BRB!!! wun uv deh washerz wuz borkt adn didn’t washing deh cloze… moved cloze intu nuzzer washer, came bak adn got deh dee tergint, got deh washer going….. droved tu deh office tu report borkt washer adn git a refund… drove bak tu lawndree ruum and putted deh owt uv order sine on it adn camded home……
*sipz martoonee.
So wut up wif u??
{{{{{{J-PAK}}}}}}}
Ai dont KNOW!!! Ai’m just sitting heer wif teh leekee aiez!
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akshulee, yoo were reelee fast fur doin awl that!
oh noes!!
I had that happen at crissmus.
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
Not shur if itz related, but I has heard that borking a bone can cause emotional stuffs. Altho I thot it was wif teh bigger bones, and urs just bein a fingur, not a big one, but maybe it cud affeckt u just teh same?
Well, deh lawn dree ruuum b rite neggst door tu owr camper… but deh office iz down deh hill in deh uzzer haf uv deh park…. not too far, but not reel close.
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sum daze is just deh leekee aiez daze… dun wurry bowt it…
{{{{jchLebentyK}}}}
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Heer, I tell u bowt yesterday…
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wii dropping deh camper at deh Camping Whirrld service Dept and tolding dem ower sad story bowt dhe bleck frigimitater not werking rite…. adn it needing deh oiyl changing tuu. Dey sed, ok fine, wii purring dis guy rite heer in charge uv it and hii will sorting eberyfing owt. u go haz a fun day, wii seeing u later.
… so wii lefting it and hedded owt fur advenchurez.
Wii wented norf tu San Marcos adn den hedded eest. Wii wuz going tu Lockhart. E
Wii had ben dere deh uzzer day fur deh BBQ adn sawing a beyootimus Courthouse, so wii hadded deh camra wif us dis time.
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Wii stopped at teh vizitorz senter and tawked tu deh lady dere. She gavingedus pamfletz and sed b shur and lukking at deh Liberry, tuu.
So wii walkinged frew deh town senter and lukkinged at awl deh fancy awld brik bill dingz adn I sented intu deh liberry and gotted pixorz uv deh fancy stained glass window.
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Den wii gotted sum BBQ at smittyz. It wuz gud, but wii liked deh Druez BBQ bedder.
Aaack! dat sposed tu b Kruez BBQ!!
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Den wii drove arownd deh town lukking at awl deh big old howsez… late 1800z and eerly 1900z…. so BIG!! and so Pritty!!
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Wen wii b reddy tu driving bak, dhere wuz a HYUUUUJ boat being hauled threw town!!! It wuz so big, it hadded 4 poe lees karz fur eskortz and 3 utility trukz tu lifting up deh power linez so deh boat kud git towed underneffing uv dem!!!
Wii snuk arownd deh giant rode blok on a cupple uv bak streetz. den wii drove
Fais paw!! ARRRGHHH!!! rong buttin!!
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Den wii droving bak tu deh Camping Whirrld adn dey had desided dat the stoopee ice maker b borkiting deh fridge!! so deh faktry b sending a noo icemaker… wii gitz tu taking deh motorhome bak dere neggst Winzday adn dey will putting in deh noo icemaker and den deh stoopy fridge will b awl happytail… adn so will wii!!
An den yoo drov??
Now i go get deh lawn dreez owt uv deh dryerz…
L8r! {{{{Janet}}}}
Taht sounds laik a reelee reelee grate taim! An neggst Winzday iz nawt awl taht far away! Duz teh frige wer at awl??
These taims ar a bit odd! Ai must go to town too!
Tahnks fur teh nice storee! It did cheer me up a littlol!
Oh deh fridjitater werkz MOST uv deh time….. but sum dayz it desidez dat i needz tu just sit dere adn let ebbreething thaw owt.
berry irritating!! .
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wii will b happee tu habbing it werk AWL deh tiymez…
Ohai cween! **Boop!**
Boop! tu u parrothead!
srry, I eat yr cheezburger . I iz vry srry
Kan u forgive mi?
grey boikitteh: u fink all u gotz to doo iz cry an ai will be putty in ur hanz? cryin nawt gonna werkz, nawt tihs tyme, uh uh, no way!
ohai tessm! **Boop!**
ohai parrothed! BOOP! to u too!
altho ai hasta go to werks now too, so hasta la vista!
SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
teh kittehs are sew kyoooott!!! ai wants to tayke tehm home!
Oh yash!!! Where iz teh splort warning?!?!?
They is so splortamus, I shud go get a biohazerd suit.
okay, ai tried to *boop* eberywun, if ai missed yew, **BOOP!**
I’m leebun pleh wurk in onlee wun moar ow-ur to go to teh beech! YAY me! So awl cheezpeeps hab grate grate weekind! Schmoos!
*givs parrothead whole PITCHER ov margaritas to tayk to teh beech.*
FAnk yew booklion! *schmoo*
**BOOP** Tew yoo tew parrothead! Tayke meh tew teh beech! Schmooooo!
Ai will tayke you, member yew are coming wif me neggst yeer to do teh plunj!
Ai will be finking ov you KCT, an sindin gud energee yur wai, an aksin CC fur ur kwik recubbery! Can nawt wayte to tawk tew yew agin!
Sew cyoot! Hugz awlwais gud! ***SWEEEEOOO SKWEEEEEK WEEEEEK* *MICRO FONE SKWAWKS* MAI AI HAB UR ATTENSHUNS PLZ? Ai am saiing gudbai agin. *drags owt champane & cabeear cart* Plz tew hab sum champane and cabeear. Dere iz shwimp dere. Drinksies uv awl kine. Ai just wanna sai, agin, hao mush ai lubs mai cheezfrens, cheezland, ICHC and teh power uv teh cheez. Mehbe fird tiem is teh charm. Ai will miss u awl and hoep tew heer from u and hoep to see u soon! *raises glass uv champane and clinks glasses* Tew teh Cheezfrens! Halp urselves tew teh fuds awn the cart. Dere’s cheez adn uvver gud stuffz dere tew….ai fink dere ar choklit trufflols uv ebery kine tew. Enjoi.
Fankee for teh feast!
Gud lukk to you! Hope you gets yr surgery this time, and that your recovvery is swift and sure.
SCHMOOS!
I noez u will b up adn abowt in no tiymez!! Kuz u haz deh gr8 attitude adn awl uv deh Cheezeepeepz b cheering u on. {{{KCT}}}
O KCT!! Bery gud luk wif ur surgeere an a speeedie recobery! Pleez tew hurrie bak tew cheezland!!!
Thank yoo fur teh fuds, KCTailinker! CHEERS to YOU!!
An we will awl be beeming teh gud thots yur way! Awn Mundane??
{{{{{{KCTailkinker}}}}}} Schmooz to yoo, too! Fur luk!
{{{KCT}}} ai hopes eet awl goes well! Plz tu hurree bakk!
Best wishes from my brother Humungous Q. and I for your quick recovery! I hope all goes well and you’re back with us soon! *shmoo*
Fingerz crost fur awl 2 goe well an hoepin dat u wull soon be bakk wiv us agane!
{{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}
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Bes uv eberyfing on Mundy. We is awl wif you an will be sendin prayers an good foughts yur way while yu be in teh hoss pistol.
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Hurree back!
Ai doan wanna tawk.
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O cum awn, u wil feel bedder. Tel meh wats rong?
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U kno wats rong, u kno wat u did.
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Meh? Ai dint dew aneefing!
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Ai shunt hav tew tel u.
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But but but but ai doan kno wat u meen!
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If u reely luved meh u’d kno wifowt mai havin tew tel u.
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And so on and so on unto eternity when the skies dim and the last sound heard is the lovers eternal quarrel.
*sigh* so troo! so troo! *sigh*
Ohai JanetCanHas5Kittehs! **BOOP!** Wayte a minit, aifinkedso yew cud onlee hab 4 kittehs?
ai hav a foster kitteh fur a fyoo weeks! But teh extra kitteh duz maek a diffrence!
Janet, I saw your post above about you having a giant sad today! Please feel better [[[Janet]]], oh, sorry about the wet flippers there! Maybe a little trip to the Carribean with a friendly manatee would make your sad go away?
Thank yoo Hugh! Ai dont mind teh wet flipperz at awl.
An ai dont know waht iz rong wif me!
Ai ar usuallee happee. . .
Uz is Mishigun rite
Mebbeh its cabin feveh
Iz it cold today?
Janet who can has how menneh ebber kittehs she wants!
{{{Janet}}}
{{{{{JCH4or5K}}}}}
On sum postings yew haz teh 5 kittehs & on uvvers, yew haz teh 4 kittehs. Dis gibs men a confuzzled. 
Luuks liek yew haz teh DID azwell.
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Iz enny uv yer kittehs abailable fur snorgles & schmoos & hedbonks to mayke yew feel beddur?
Waht ia has is teh safari an firefox!
Ai changed mai nayme awn fireforx, but furgotted to do it awn safari.
Aud thanks fur teh hugs! Ai reelee rellee need them today!
haz sum moar hugs {{{{{janet}}}}} aifinkso a partee inna carribeen wif hugh wud dew uz awl sum gud!
{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}
{{{Janet}}} Dr. tineekitteh prescribes plenty of ICHC and snorgles wif 4 or5 kittehs!
ai has teh pleh sadness for no reason sometimes tew. iffin yew don’t mind teh advice, goin out, even for 15 minutes, mite help. I try to go tew the local bookstore or cawfee shop.
*beems snorlges and happee thots to Janet*
{{{{{Janet}}}}}} Aifink u haz deelaid shokk frum ur pore finger injeree.
Doktur annipuss preskrybes ICHC!
Ohai BF473! **BOOP!**
Ohai an **BOOP** tew u parrothead!
plees ceiling cat bless all teh little kittehs, and can i haz cheezburger. Amen.
Well, yew see, kitteh … mah problum iz dat mah braynes asploded outta mah hed cuz ai wuz teh foolish enuf to pop in eben tho ai leeved mah CHRG (wdoi) in teh car.
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In uvver werds … *ka-SPLORT*
O noze! nightshayde splorted!
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Whoop whoop whoop heer cums teh CCC
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sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
rinse rinse wif sparkly lemmun wadder
tuck tuck, pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
snap an taype teh CHRG awn wif rainbo cullered duk taype
wrap wrap nightshayde inna flooly blankie
offer trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid cukkees.
Speek tew meh nightshayde! ar u otay naow??
Doin muchlee beddur – fanks, BF473! Ai lubs lemmun & ai lubs rainbows – yew mayde rillee gud choices fur meh!
*nibblols on cookies*
*snugglols into blankee*
Izzit tiem to go hoam yet?
STOOPY HUZBIN FUR SALE! CHEEP!
Rasafrasastoopycanttelltimehuzbin!
{{parrothead}} duz he hav anee otter qualifications
Well, he does hab sum gud kwalateez, akshalee, if he cud tell time and if he wuz a myoot, he’d be durn neer purfekt.
well, not myoot. He has to be able to sai ‘yes deer’ at the right moments.
He cud jist nawd. Myoot wud be bedder, aifinkso. Unless ‘yes deer’ wuz himz whole bocabyewlarry.
**tapping fut, gittin maddur an maddur az minits pass**
wee can alley-bye yew iffin yew resort to axe-murder
I think
or at least provide sank-chew-hairy in cheezland.
ut oh, sownds lyke teh hunnymoon iz ober!
An naow deer cheezfrends, ai mus deepart fer wurk. Haz a gud ebening ebreewun!
Bye bluesfan473! Hab a gud day/nite at wurk! Wish I wuz leebin, like ai’m spozed to be!
2 cute
Nawt-sekkund ob awl **BOOP** Ohai, parrothead – gottid yu nawt-sekkund!
An neks, {{{{{{{{{{JCH4&/oar5K}}}}}}}}}} Sumtiems, teh dae jus goes dat wae, duznit? Ai allus tinks ob dis Goardun Lietpaws’s sawng wen ai feels liek dat:
Go first in the world, go forth with your fears
Remember a price must be paid
Be always too soon, be never too fast
At the time when all bets must be laid
Beware of the darkness, be kind to your children
Remember the woman who waits
And the house you live in will never fall down
If you pity the stranger who stands at your gate
When you’re caught by the gale and you’re full under sail
Beware of the dangers below
And the song that you sing should not be too sad
And be sure not to sing it too slow
Be calm in the face of all common disgraces
And know what they’re doing it for
And the house you live in will never fall down
If you pity the stranger who stands at your door
When you’re out on the road and feeling quite lost
Consider the burden of fame
And he who is wise will not criticize
When other men fail at the game
Beware of strange faces and dark dingy places
Be careful while bending the law
And the house you live in will never fall down
If you pity the stranger who stands at your door
When you’re down in the dumps and not ready to deal
Decide what it is that you need
Is it money or love, is it learning to live
Or is it the mouth you must feed
Be known as a man who will always be candid
On questions that do not relate
And the house you live in will never fall down
If you pity the stranger who stands at your gate
And the house you live in will never fall down
If you pity the stranger who stands at your gate
Lawts moar {{{{{{}}}}}}s tu you – pls tu bees as kynd tu yrsefl as yu allus bees tu us, as kynd as wii wud bees tu yu.
**Boop** bakatcha! Dat wuz byootamus song!
this is adorable. it does not fail.
I’m not gonna read thru all 246 comments to make sure I ain’t repeating this: those little darlings are adorable, and I will steal them away if I get the chance! SQUEEEEEEE! *thud*
P.s. the caption is PRICELESS!!!! Kudo’s to tthomure!
Bartender, another round of catnip for two.
Little kitteh sayz his prayrz
While brother kitteh puts cheeryos in his ear
Tellz me about yur mudder.
Awww…pore kitteh bringz teerz 2mi ize
I iz goin 2 college 4 da sykolugee batchlurrs dugree. I can has cayss studee?
Dis hoomen wood like poaster of dese 2. oi has humble 4 boat kittehs.
Cheer Up Charlie Brown…. hehe
I don’ wantsa got to the vet. it alwayz hurtz
iz okeh, shee wuzint good 4 yew aneewaiz