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i fink teh elefant wuz jus tryin 2 tell u dat u needz 2 top awf.
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i fink teh elefant wuz jus tryin 2 tell u dat u needz 2 top awf.
watch out for your trunk…
yersh, ai noes, in teh TTI iz cawld the *boot* — butt (heehee!) taht be teh difrunt LOL…
Butt eleefant iznt waring eny shoos sew trunk werks!
G’morning Calicocoa Us west coasters Bee verry fast dis moaning.:)
u b soe *rait,* catslave! btw, iz yu teh nyghte lowl (lyk mii)? oar teh urly burrd?
Neighture called …and eye had tew answer…
ALsew it duznot halp when ewe gets runned ober by tew haispiid kittehs eother. Was right in weigh ov Kitteh stampead. who ebber thought dey was leik Lolophants atd dat spead!!1!!
iz teh grayt tyming, neighture!
awww, haispeiid kittehs be teh *kyoot*! butt (heehee) *nawt* in teh hoomin’z slieepieetyme…
congaelephants calicoa on your top spot!
fankewz, zaffy21! nawt shur ai’z had teh pleshure uv teh meeting yu yeti — i’z vury plezed to meetcha nao!
ai nawt furgawt — catslave haz teh ty! yay catslave! joyn mii, cs, at the ty booteek? drinkeez? danseez?
ob Course CaliCocoa…. Chocolate Martoonies fur awl. and den we duz the Conga fur teh danzes….
Da da Da da DA..kick!
Da da Da da DA..kick!
Da da Da da DA..kick!
mmmmart00neez! fankz, cs! awlso teh nais slieepityme poshun…zzzzzzzzzzzzz
*putz hans awn catslave’s hipz*
Da da Da da DAH. . .kik!
Da da Da da DAH. . .kik!
Da da Da da DAH. . .KIK!
*slipper flyez up an lands awn top uv teh bukcayse – again*
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May ai hav sum a chocolayte martooniee pleez?
An ai will just sit heer an wayte fur sumwun tawl to com anlong . . .prrrrhaps tehy can fetch mai shoo fur mee?
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*sip sip sip sip* Mmmmmmm gud ENE taim ov teh day!
ohai jch4k! heer’z teh sooper hyooj chawklit martoonee, juss foar yuu! adn woii awl can plei teh stackcats palindrome gaym, adn grabb teh slippurr…
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but it mite bee eesier if Judson cud just reech up an get it!
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An THANKS, too, fur teh sooper htooj chowklit martoonee! LOL!! It IZ urlee fur teh martoonies!
Iz glad judson iz getting yr slipper, Janet. Iz teh same shortness az yu.
How iz yr borked finger this morning? Did you see I emeowed a card to yo?
Yes! Thank yoo! Ai wuz just at mai emeow an ai saw yoo sed this an cayme bak!
teh fingur is nawt so gud! Ai haz to hav it operayted awn neggst Wehnsday. They sed it wuz teh joint taht iz damajed – an teh dislokayted boen – an tehy HOPE tehy can fix it! *sniff*
Ai am reelee werried!
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Oh, Janet!!! Yesh, it WILL be fixed. They CAN and they WILL fix it. And please send all this information to teh stoopy doc whu sed it wuzzn’t borked and yu shuld wait.
I sends you gud thots and prairs (but no prairie dawgs). Teh joint will reocvver.
*sniff* thanks . Ai hope so! Ai cant imagin nawt being abul to play teh piano – ebentho ai dont play very well! Ai still doo it fur fun! An ai just wanted to start lerning to play teh gittar again. . .
*sniff sum moar* thanks. Ai do hope so. Ai just can’t imajine nawt being abul to play teh piano! Eben tho ai dont play well, ai do it fur fun.
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An ai wuz just thinking about lerning to play teh gittar. . .
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*airkiss janet’s bork’d finger to mek it bettah*
Janet, i missed where you had the beginning of teh Saga of the Stoopy Dr. anybody know da linkee fr dat?
p.s. i finkso dere are pieces wrote fr just da left hadn, but i know datt’s small consolashuns. praying for a good outcome.
Yu will, Janet. Will you are recobbering efter surgery, yu can visualize playing teh piano, and visualize playing teh guitar…it will help teh healing, and help teh akchual playig layter. Afletes do it all teh time, and I bets mewsishuns do, too.
Borked fingur? Damijed joint? Stoopy doc whu sayd nawt borked!
Poor Janet!!!! *hugs n purrs reashuringlee* Nawt tu worrying, otay? Fink teh pawsitiv thinkings, an remembur yu gots cheezpeeps sending yu hyooj amownts uv good enerjees. Teh docs can duing some mazing fings.
Yesh! I noes sumwun who at age 89 fell and borked a neck vertebrae. Nawt eeze fur ennybuddy at enny age to heel frum, but he made a complete and purrfekt recuvvery. At 89!!!!!
Mirakles ov all kinds happen ebbery day. They just don’t get teh publicitty that bad fings get.
Thanks to yoo awl! Though, ChppedLivahGrrl
telling mee about the left handed peeces dint reelee halp alot!
Nice to offishly meet you too calicocoa! I sees you around here sometimes but we didn’t bump into each other beefore.
Ohai Zaffy! nize tew meet ewe.
Ohai catslave!! Likewise. =) how are you doing this lovely day/night?
I iz going bcak tew bed… is cawter ti foar here in Orygun… and the bed …It cawls me…
Will b bcak later awn… at a moar cibilized haour…
Haha I know the feeling. It’s 3:45 here right now. =P Have a good night!
ohai zaffy! iz teh saym taim heer,. wehre yuu bii livving?
Faster faster its gaining on us !
I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
2001 ref ftw! (xtra credit: naym teh myoozik playin in taht part uv teh moovie…)
zoom zoom
Bleu Danube?
yersh, taht’s dere, butt (heehee) oanly inna happee, spacee partz, aifinkso. teh “hal adn dave” myusik izn’t teh bleu danyoob… it’z…
atmauspheres or Lux Aeterna by Ligetti
yersh, taht’z dere alwlsio. butt (heehee) aiz teh thikning ob teh Gayaneh bai teh Khatchaturian… gotstsa wacth teh flim agian aifinkso…
I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
day-zee day-zee…
dis no b kitteh! wut yu bin drinkingz?
Choklit martooneez, mostlee
When fantasy meets reality…
Hello Onstar?
GM announces its upgrade to the Trunk Monkey
hee hee hee trunk munkee awn steroids…..gud wun, RD…
Bin dere, dun dat!!! Nawt fun! Oh sheee… itz gaining!!! Faster yu fool, FASTER!!!
“Don’t be fooled. It isn’t thunder.
Staying put would be a blunder.”
Ai amember! Robin Williams wus reely gud in dat moobie!!!
I lubs Robin! His standup comedy is wonderful too. =D
Did anyone else think of the movie Jumanji when saw this?
Noe… butz it did reemaind mee ov teh thyme in teh Kruger National Park in Souf Afrika, wen teh ellolufunt gotz teh angrees dat owr car wuz too close tu teh elolufunt famblee an dood a mok-charge tu chase us orf!!! It wurked. Wee left. Kwiklee!!!
Oh My!! You don’t get to experience that everyday….
Furtoonutlee nawt!!! Wen teh elolofunt flapz hiz/hurz eers at yu, itz thyme tu goekthxbyebye!
ooh – scary!
Ive seen lollofants in de Kruegerpark tu – butt (hee hee) froam a saef distans inna smawl buss… Dey are hyuge – eben froam far away!
It be fun inda kruegerpark – but eben funnier in Guinness Piggehs cheezeland safari park – de lollofants ar knot sow scareefying dere…
Ai think teh lollofants in India must bee much small tahn teh Afr Can wuns. Teh furst taime ai wuz in Guruvayoor (India), teh templol lollofants wawked rite bai ar hotel awn terhe way to werk.
But they weren’t wyld, oc corse. But nawt so big oar skeerree.
Hi Janet!
Ai fink lollofants kan be scarreeh no matter what saize… or cawllor! (eggsepted chocklit lollofants ob corse)
Aifink de smawl pinkie lollofants be de scariest akshully… yepp – berry scareeh does pink unes…
*taeks anudder swig of de bolotlol ob saoufaffrikan beer Castle – nom nom nom nom*
Did eneewun eber git yer slipper dawn from the bukseff fer yew? How high is dem seffs? I’se an inch er two obber six feets (for our cibbilyzed frens dats seberal CM shy of 2 meters) tall, could I reach it down fer you?
Calicocoa offered a gayme of stackcats to get it – but. . .if yoo wud bee so kind, ai think it wud much eezier if yoo cud doo it!
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Ai think teh bukcayse iz about 8 feet! Ai’m just about 5’3 & 1/2 – so it’s . . .lol!! Ai can SEE it up there! Just can’t kwite reech it!
I can reach eight feets, just enuff, I finks. ERRFFF !! Tippeytoes, clamp the toe ob the slipper between the index and middlol finners and gently pull until slipper falls to floor. Whuff! Dems sum tall shelbs! I fink itz good to hab yer shelfses real tall like dat so you nebber hafta see the dust that gavvers up der, dats why I has my shelves all over seben feets tall.
JCH4K, we cood prolly neber lib togedder happily. We would naught be able to agree on how high to hang the artwerx. Fanxgoodness dat here in Cheezland dese differmints don’t matter.
*puts slipper awn again*
Hao hai to hang teh artwerks? Duzzn’t that depend upawn where, what, hao big, where spayce iz awn the wall, an waht goes best wif waht, an hao teh lite iz???
the old rools say dat art werx should hang as close to Eye level as possible but our eye lebels are far enuff apart that It could rekwire comprimizebu
well –
it cudn’t awl be lioned up in a row! Ai hav. . .kwite a lot ov it – so there ar lotz ov hites!
we mades sum Noo Yeers resolutshuns a few yeers bak to nawt buy anymore books or art, we’se runnin owtta room so no we visits the libary fer books and the museums fer arts, werx good.
Buttt….but…but the writers and the publishers, how will they mayke a livving now?
dat wuz a strange Moovie Lurved it tho….I haz teh vinal LP for it…
yowza! waykuul!!!
testing 123… ai can haz post???
Apparently. How you been?
Yay, ai can has post! Cud nawt, last tiem ai had tiem tu trai.
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Ai haz been bizzy bizzy, lerning ebryfing ai can bowt aminlols! Lawts uv tests in teh last weeek weeek weeeek, an cupple uv big assainmints. Awl teh wurk be paying awf, tho! Teh lowist mark at gotted waz 84% in mafs, an did eben bedderer in teh uvver classes. *dansdansdans* Hard wurks, but iz wurf it!
Eggsept ai been missing mai frenz. *sigh* How yu being?
Purrty gud. It’s been cold as heck in Teeny Tiny Delawhere the last coupla days, tho…
Iz kinda chillee in Untaryo, tu, an iz curintlee snowing wif teh big floofeh flaeks… lawts n lawts uv big floofeh flaeks. *sigh* We can has spring nao? Ebreewun haz had enuff nao, plzkthx.
prysma-kitteh! Hao nice to see yoo heer! an stranj, becuz ai JUST – purrrhaps 30 minits ago – saw yur nayme, an ai wuz wundering hao yoo were?
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Glad to heer awl yur hard wurks ar payiing off!!
Me 2, p-k, I’ve been thinking abouts yu. Im so glad you are succeeding so well.
Schmoo!
We has missed you PK, Welcoms back!!
PRYSMA!!
I was just looking for u yesterday!!
I am coming to visit VLC this summer, and meet DK, and we were thinking maybe we cud stop in teh Kingston and meet u!
It’s a ways off yet, wud be on June 27 finkso, but I tried to find ur profile and now I sees u don’t has one!
However I do see ur email on ur site, so I will contact u onse teh plans r firmed up, k?
We has mist u too!!
*powns-hugs skwirrlgrrl an booklion n ebreewun*
Yes plz tu be emeowing me bowt taht! (Oar ennyfing else… ai putted emeow tehre fur a reesun!) Ai wud luvluvLUV tu be meeting!
*hedbonks an runs awf tu du sum fings, but will coming back layter*
Ai wonts 2 goes bloo adn getz pictur, how ai dooz dat agen?
Goes tu cweenmj’s Cheez Town Cryer an yu can lerning awl kinds uv fings. http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
Um, scuse meh…wich way to teh Republican Convenshun? I has teh speech to gives….
uh – ai knot be knowing – habbent been dere in donkeys yeers…
donkeys yeers – snerk Dis pore Lolifont is lawst inna wildernesst jess lyk so many uther nawt Donkees sints the elecshun
Finally – I wuz so happeh wehn dat on awkureded tu meh – glad somun saw eet at last!
Fankyu!
Hi!
For de bloo – u hab to put a linkie in de URI-feeld…
Foar de rest – Its awl heer in de town cryer-paijies… (ooh dots!)
just paste ebryting in ur braouzer from here: cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
blast – dis was supposed to be an answer to TheCatsMutha!
Fankyoo!! Ai go do it nowz, be bac soonz!!
If yoo tern bloo today, be shur to tell Fleep when he iz heer! He will hav a speshul “Bloo” sawng fur yoo!
Scary…
Classic OMG moment……
lolz, definitly!
y u letz othur animals on lolcatz? CAT POWUR. lolrus kin stey, tho.
y u letz othur animals on lolcatz? CAT POWUR. lolrus kin stey, tho. kthxbai!
wate…is taht objet in mirrur LARGER than it appearz???? omg
is that poopie next to the ‘phant?
ewww
Itz heffalump pyez, m.
Hee! Very good LOL!
I think it’s fun to have a front page LOL that is something other than a cat from time to time. This is the icanhascheezburger site for Lolcats AND other funny pictures, not a nothing-but-cats site. If a caption is funny or entertaining, it deserves to get high votes whether it includes a cat or not.
Congratulations to the person who came up with this! Five cheezburgers for you!
Yews cant sea teh kitteh? Whoo dew yews spoze iz lukkin in teh reer-view meer, yellin “OMG, It’s a LOLOFANT?!??!!”
objects in mirror are SMALLER than they apear