Comments on: Practical Joker Kitteh

By: jk

jk — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 22:21:26 +0000

2 kyoot

By: Kia-san

Kia-san — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:35:57 +0000

dewd, dat mi job!!!!

By: Protus Mose

Protus Mose — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:06:52 +0000

It’s only a troll if it’s meant to cause disruption. Pointing out a blatant error (shutting the toilet valve will not affect the shower) is factual clarification, not trolling.

or, if you insist it be done this way:

dat go 2 peepee box. it not uhfict showurr.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:55:53 +0000

an teh Whine….it putts others to sleeps….

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:56:09 +0000

ohai! nuffin to worrie about, artistiboi!
welkum to here!
here’s a link wif lots of informashuns for u!
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:53:59 +0000

By: judson

judson — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:42:09 +0000

Welcome Artistic Boi (who shall hereafter be knowed as AB)! Wese glad yer here, Has a Martonnie, Flooffy blankee, Chonklit Possum, CHRG(wdoi) and feel free to walk around and become acclimated. Find a post from Cween MJ and klick her Blue name, dat will take you her Blog which has likx to the Cheeztown Cryer where there are lottsa help hints about how to make the most of yer visits to the land of Lolcats. Has Fun!

By: judson

judson — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:33:52 +0000

Menny yeers ago der wus a Halloween bit onna news wiff an innerveiw of a a member of Wicken – a witch to end the show. Teh innervue wuz OK then they came bake after koumershul brake and signed orf. Durink a brake inna announses about wuts neckst you could hear the witch lady say “No, they’re just as warm as anyone elses”. Still makes me smilol.

By: judson

judson — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:20:09 +0000

Ohhhh Ignatz!! Dats so gud fer yew. I lubs yer abatar, I wuz a big fan of Krazy Kat

By: judson

judson — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:15:07 +0000

It could be a hot water feed to the toilet, this is common in Hi end homes because it reduces condensation onna tank. But either way, Kafleen is right, a cute foto of a pretty kitteh should nawt be allowed onna site if the caption has taken some liberties wif the capshun. Did muh sarcasm come frew or did I jest feed the troll?

By: ArtisticBoi

ArtisticBoi — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:04:39 +0000

Plz forgiv teh caps earlir. I promiz I wuz not screamin.

By: ArtisticBoi

ArtisticBoi — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:59:05 +0000

OH HAI! IM NEW 2 LOLCAT. I RLY ENJOY LOOKIN AT ALL TEH PICTUREZ U GUYZ HAS POSTD. TEH CAPSHUNS R QUITE ENTERTAININ AS WELL. I HAS 2 ADORABLE KITTEHS AN WANTD 2 SHARE SUM PICTUREZ OV THEM AS WELL.

By: TheCatsMutha

TheCatsMutha — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:56:43 +0000

Deh kootness uv deh hitteh hydes deh ebil planz he iz planin…

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:53:01 +0000

Wuz reelee funnee awh “Seinfeld.” But – ai think yoo ar way too yunt to has seen oit.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:50:18 +0000

An Whiskers burday wuz awn Toozday (teh wun we just had) I think) – an ai mist it!

By: SpeshulKat

SpeshulKat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:13:54 +0000

An also, dis goan taek berry many weekz to fix, haz to be prepurred fur watur bein cutz off and habing to shower at naybors haus. At small extra costings, can order partz quicklee.

By: gascat

gascat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:38:11 +0000

aww….. mai momcat usta sings dat two meiz ebery nite whenz I wuz liddle…. dat n swingz lao sweetz char i out comin fur ta carri meiz hommmmm

sniff- Iz awl growd up nao n I missez dat…..

momcat

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:59:49 +0000

O kitteh, u sew funneh, ai kno u woodnt reely……AAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:11:06 +0000

Iffin yew woz innerestid ai cud tel yew hao taht egs pressin camed abaot, iffin yew not noes.

By: tookat

tookat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:02:22 +0000

i tinks dis is verra bad kitteh……….needs bafs of ib own!
yersh…..U sees….itteh bitteh mai kitteh…..!
Dis why I has controls out ob Ur reach!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:01:12 +0000

I can has a memory liek U?
Pwetty Plz?

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:00:06 +0000

I fink ur rite. If peeps waz told zactly wat waz gonna be dun to tehri kitteh, I doan fink dey wud do it.
.
We awl do teh best we can at teh tiem. As we learn, we gots to tell the otter peeps, liek u duz.
.
Frum teh interwebs, I see dat declawing iz illegal / banned in a lot of countries.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:51:44 +0000

NC66, u neber dis a poynt.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:50:35 +0000

Ambien, wine, Lunesta…dey awl wurk.
Wuddn’t wanna gets teh eye strain frum reading boring buks.
Bettah sleepink froo science.

By: oldlurker

oldlurker — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:34:38 +0000

Sum peepz ar not told da truf bai da VET. Ai had no ideee wat wasz inbolved in gettin a kitteh de-klawd. Nao, ai no bedderer an ai tri to pass along wat REELEE hppenz at da VET.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:31:46 +0000

or ‘Cold enuff to freeze the B***s off a Brass Monkey’ as the saying goes..

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:30:37 +0000

nc66, r u a Tom Waits fan?? tahts a lyne frum a grate song Diamonds on My Windshield.

‘theres fifteen feet of snow in the east,colder than a well digger’s a**’. Ai luff Tom Waits!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:29:59 +0000

BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:17:03 +0000

sawree…butt dat lasst wun ………wuz…….uhhh……hao duz ai sai dis…..uhhhh………

unneggspekted….

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:01:04 +0000

*flops obbur, laffin*

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:33:36 +0000

hmmmm….reelee ai wudd hab thot otthurwaise…..

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:32:59 +0000

wale, u senz me pikshur! an ai fot wuz berry gud! an ai wuz rite!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:31:52 +0000

WUT????

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:31:50 +0000

aifinkso iz teh usual way, teh boi kittehs r moar snorgly an affekshunit tahn teh gurl kittehs.
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iz troo in mai howse!

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:29:40 +0000

*snort*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:29:15 +0000

*Sendz in deh congaratz fur bamahernz retirement*
http://www.congarats.ytmnd.com/

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:07:25 +0000

Lemme see here…
Temperature settings say
Tepid
Cool
Cold
Colder
Shrinkage
Well digger’s back side
Ah ha, here we are…Witch in a brass brassiere…perfect!

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:01:51 +0000

nokiddenLOL!
i retired one week ago!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:50:22 +0000

*waeks upp a minnit, den fawlz bakk asleepz*
*rowls obbar in sleepz, intew middlol ob fyer*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:49:19 +0000

I wud gib sum sujeschins on wutt too reed, butt mabee sum peepuls bee
offended.

U git teh ideer tho, i’m shur….

gud luck rhsb.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:48:54 +0000

ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz……….*waeks up* huh?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:47:54 +0000

LOL!!!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:44:22 +0000

oh kafleen! u makes me LOL!!
cween has teh fyre lit and teh comfy chare owt… WRr is singin lullabyes…
kafleen sez: reed sumfin boring.
LOL!!!
but itz troo!
red… find an old textbuk, u’ll be out in minnits.
I really has to go myself.
Hope u can get some sleeps, rhsb.
*schmoo*

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:44:16 +0000

uhhh….suppozedlee, habbink a glass ob warm milk halpz dat….ai dunno tho….

awlsew, if yoo trai tew /nawt/ sleepz, den awftentiems, yoo aktchualle endz up sleepink……eggspeshuallee sinse iff yoo tries tew sleepz, den yoo awften ends up staiyink awaek….

othurr den dat, ai dunno…

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:43:56 +0000

beenz lurkin
haow ya’ll bee!?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:43:12 +0000

or watch sumfin borin on teh boobtube.

deres plenty ub dat.

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:42:34 +0000

i wuz tiered.
tehn ai gotz tiered agin
naow i iz re-tiered! w00tz!!!!1!ein!!!uno!!!lessentwo!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:42:05 +0000

builds teh Hyooge fyre, wif elebenty duzzun logs close tu teh DK. Lites teh fyre. Stands bak. Hoep dat halps.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:40:25 +0000

read sumfin boring.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:40:22 +0000

U ned teh lollolbye?

Lullaby, and good night, with pink roses bedight,
With lilies o’er spread, is my baby’s sweet head.
Lay thee down now, and rest, may thy slumber be blessed!
Lay thee down now, and rest, may thy slumber be blessed!
Lullaby, and good night, your mother’s delight,
Shining angels beside my darling abide.
Soft and warm is your bed, close your eyes and rest your head.
Soft and warm is your bed, close your eyes and rest your head.

Sleepyhead, close your eyes. mother’s right here beside you.
I’ll protect you from harm, you will wake in my arms.
Guardian angels are near, so sleep on, with no fear.
Guardian angels are near, so sleep on, with no fear.