Practical Joker Kitteh
Practical Joker Kitteh Is turning off the hot water while you shower
i dont liek ur idea of a joke.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: scubafreak
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o noes!!!
con cat shu lacerations princessmu on teh nawt sekund (adn yew tew gammacat)
would yew like teh chokolate martoonis ADN fudgey pis?
yes pleez! bin a looong dai at werk!
*sie…*
Nise job Princessmu. U 2 Gammacat.
Ay almost had eet.
I bing u brownees tho!
*hands out pis and martoonis*
sip, nom, sip , nom Fankq!
yewr welcomez princessmu
an glueing yew to a pinny-gig
dinna wurree. kitteh so tinee, cant reech vewwy hi. will just glue anklols together
Myne er de pinnygigs?
Datz nawt bery niec, liddul kitteh!
Iz a bery small kitteh to be so ebil…
yew ar rite! teh kitteh has a very ebil luk, butt (tee hee) is still kyooot!
skweeeeee!
Ebil come in awl sizes – ref Ebil Maus, nawt big but berry bad. I guess dat the werst fings can also come inna smallest pakijes.
Hay! Nawt to be tawlkin trash abowt my Master!
**gibs Ebil eye to Judson**
U can haz Pi Rat Eye patch naow? U needz parrot tu sit awn Ur shoulder?
Onlee ifn I gets to ware teh wench owtfit, too!
Ub course U can. Eben can has teh long pointee end sword tu leen awn.
Lessee if dis werks…..
http://www.frightcatalog.com/i/360×360/1101078.jpg
I fownded an owtfit: put teh www in front: frightcatalog.com/i/360×360/1101078.jpg
Which wun? It senz me tu teh main menus. Iz seberal U wuld luk gud in.
Ifn u search “pirate wench”, iz teh wun dat teh blond gurl is warin.
Ooooh wowzers!! Tehy eben has the fyremins costooms.
♪♫*woof wissels*
W00T
careful red – yew in teh wench owtfit mite melt sum more compewters!
**bats eielashes**
Moi? Melt pyooters?
Naaah…..
Mebbe I jes ware it foar Lucky, jes to be sayfe?
mebbe tahts bestest!
gotta go home an exercizimify. :sigh:
TTFN yewall!
BTW – SPLORT WARNING
dis be a verry kyooot & floofee kitteh
I was standing by my window,
On one cold and cloudy day
When I saw that hearse come rolling
For to carry my mother away
Will the circle be unbroken
By and by, lord, by and by
Theres a better home a-waiting
In the sky, lord, in the sky
wat.
“Will the Circle Be Unbroken” lyrics
mai kwestun: y?
mus b srs splort!
gamma adn wrr mus b srs sportsmins
splortsmins!
dang itz!
o, okai…
dat IS a srs splort….
itz wood be fuuniester if teh kitteh turned off teh clod waddur…
Well – dat kud harmify teh hyoomin ravver den jus maykin him skreem. If hyoomin hasta go to horse spittal wif burns, kitteh gets no gushifuds.
icez ur pointz
Putz on troll mask – whew stinkee. Axually all the shower controls made for the last seberal years is pressure balanced to prevent scalds and like the 1.6 gal toilets are now in the building code for new homes and major renovations. Remoobs troll mask an decides dat wuzzn’t werf it.
iz yew a contractor
* directed at teh personz pretending to beteh troll*
I wuz a handiman and I usta lub to say dat to de homeowners, I would wabe muh hand bak an forf at the prollem and say ‘It’s awl gotta go’. I lernt that move from the Cher Movey ‘Moonstruct’.
O an fankyew Wulfie fer noticing dat I wuz pretending, I am offen afeerd dat I will be too beleebable as a troll. Do. Nawt. Want!
ai wouldve probly said teh same thingy (if i new) wiffout teh trollz maskz (dint no bout itz)
getting serious on a humor site can step akrost the line from hepful to Trollish pretty easily, particular if yer kerrecting sumwun. Wareing the troll mask tells the werld dat you are aware it can be trollish behavior.
ahz i shallz rememberis dat fangew judson for teh tellingz
i LUVED the moonstuck movie! good clean slightly nawtybarn fun…Nic cage is sew fur teh win tew…..
I fink Moonstrck wuz the first time I ebber saw Mr Cage and I wuz impressed wif his acting. Muh wyfe an I stil Hollar ‘Bella Luna’ at the full moon sumtimes.
My BFF an I alwayz yell at Cher wen hur nawt go into himz apartmint.
Wif dat speech him duz, wii wud be flyin up teh stares, draggin him behind !
srsly!
*hands judson sum Lysol*
Plz to spray teh mask befoar leevin it fur uvvers. Ai gess sumwun furgot to do dis befoar yew got to teh mask.
Nightshayde!! Ohai! I gaves it spritz wiff Fabreeze but I fink the Troll whiff is too strong-too deep inna fabrik ob the mask.. Did you leeb me a friendly greeting in a last nyte lol? I saw it too late.
Aifinkso mebbe? Wuz it the Eaglol Skowt fing?
*blud curdling screem*
an tryin to hop owta teh wai of teh icee watter
an sweerin
At leest teh kitteh nawt turn awf teh cold waddurs…wuld be mush wurser.
*Logz in*
*wunderz wai her blud iz kurdlold*
yo shud know by now dat you canna add cream and lemon to yer blood at the same time.
Pleh. *shudder*
Az far az ai remember, there wuz no ill effex.
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Ai did dat wunce to a cuppa tee wen ai wuz a liddul gurl & diddint noe enny beddur… and drank it.
Nuffin eber stays in ur stomach.
It cums out one end or teh otter.
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2 exits – no waiting…Do Not Want!
LOL — ai diddint haz a problum, prollee cuz ai diddint noe dat ther shud be a problum.
Ohai ns, ai dun saym fing…momma awferd sum T adn aksed if ai wontid kreem oar lemming, trine 2 being sew grod up, ai sed ‘bofe’. Her gabes me bofe, nawt bery pritty akshully
LOL!
Ai seed wun uv yer lols on teh votin paij yeshterday, fikshunkitteh! Donut remember wut it wuz az ai wuz in a clik-clik-clik frenzy — but ai did notice yer nayme.
Yesh??? Ail go 2 luk…fanQ
fanks Gammacat! CHRG is well sickured wif ducky tape! and am whareing my goglols tew.
teh kitteh is floofy! and berry tiny!
no hot wawta
AAaaaak! kold shower, do NAWT WANT!!!
but it titens teh pores an refreshes teh spirit!
O teh porositee! O teh hyooj manatee!
witch remindeth me has anyone seen GP latebly, may jus be teh factz dat iz only on dis lol usully
ai hasn’t, but werk keeping me awai from teh 6AM (cheeztyme) LOL
Noes! Adn ai MISS hims!
*wunders wai cold showers make wulfie tink of GP*
4p5ks comment about teh hyooj manatte did nawt teh cold shower
i aughta sends yew tew teh NB
dinna care! kold showers onlee gud in Chicago in August!
Or in Arid-zona – almoss enny tiem ov teh yeer.
Makez mai spirit say $#%^*!(^%*$&$#^$#$^&^!%#$#^#$!@$#!!!
Joe the plumber kitteh sez ‘Ohai, ders yer problem. Its all gotta go. I kud fix dis leek but there would be anudder leek in a week or so. I woud lub to meet the Bozo dat did dis werk’
Oh hai judson.
I’z gonna member dis next tiem sumone trys to bamboozle meh.
An also, dis goan taek berry many weekz to fix, haz to be prepurred fur watur bein cutz off and habing to shower at naybors haus. At small extra costings, can order partz quicklee.
U gives him no cheezburger.
i bet him flush commod at sam tim
oops manie sorriz dat b opposit fect–sum rezon kittehs trying to et 1nother 2nite-waz distrakted
ar dey nomming whiskers? wen wi took owr littlol BC home, she had no whiskers cuz wun of her siblings had nommed them!
mai boi, wen him wuz berry liddlol, cut deh kitteh wizzkerz wif deh skizzerz. I tolding him “Do not kut kittehz wizzkerz. Kitteh needz her wizzkerz.” So he cut her eyebrowz. *sigh* sum tiymez u must b berry, berry spesiffikz.
*gigglol*
Mah Momcat cutted a kitteh’s wiskurs wen she wuz a liddul gurl. Poor kitteh kept crashin into stuff.
oh noez
My brudder gots into trubblol when him wuz liddlol boi.
Him wuz cawted going pp awn teh trees inna front yard. Mahm fussed at him an sed “Nawt do dat”.
Laytur, him wuz cawted goin pp inna dribeway, an him gotted punished foar it. Hiz response? “U nawt say ennyfing abowt pp in teh dribeway!”
An yesh, him name iz alsew Dan.
yer point?
she waz continuing on points about needing tew be teh moar specifics aifinkso
Oh luuk, a chikin!
heehee! r danz unruly?
haos teh tripz ur majestie?
Wii b sitting in New Braunfelz waiting on new icemaker fur deh fridge.
no not wiskers-frum da sonds they trin to nom each oters hole being. gave da gooshi fud treets an all is calm fur the sekond
iz her wiskers okie dokie now?
yesh, dey grew back an she is very pretty. dats her on my pikshur page (clicky blu nayme) wif teh daft luk on her face. she is mai silleh littlol gurl.
o!! dey iz is booth butimus! tank u fur sharing
mi tini tot is da problem. i bringded hom dis lillel 1/2lb tiger kitteh wif big rond i’s. her is sooo sweet. she started to grow, but hir strips do not grow dey turn to da spotz. she startz to fetch on hir own. hir i’z stayz big and rond. we start tu inbestigat an wii belieb hir haz da bengle cat n hir. she is 2.5 handfulls
Oh, oh, u wants to see a cyoot liddle gray tiger bebeh (kitteh) wif beeg eyes? We hab one at teh shelter and I maed a video fur him. Sumone came in to luk at him teh otter day, butts I’m kinda glad dat they didn’t cum bak. Dey waz gonna delaw him on hims front and bak feets!!! Hab u eber herd ov such a fing?
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Valentino iz teh beegest lub bug kitten eber. He juss snuggles into ur nek and neber wants to get down. When I bring him bak to his cage, he hangs on tighter.
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http://www.colleenscakerie.com/shelter.html
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Link iz also on mah profile, iffs linkee duzn’t wurk.
Josie was totally declawed, but not by my order. She was that way when I adopted her.
Ai wud liek to tell teh pplz to haz teh nawt sekkund part uv their fingurs ampyootaytid & THEN decide wevver teh kitteh shud hasta go froo dat.
Sum peepz ar not told da truf bai da VET. Ai had no ideee wat wasz inbolved in gettin a kitteh de-klawd. Nao, ai no bedderer an ai tri to pass along wat REELEE hppenz at da VET.
I fink ur rite. If peeps waz told zactly wat waz gonna be dun to tehri kitteh, I doan fink dey wud do it.
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We awl do teh best we can at teh tiem. As we learn, we gots to tell the otter peeps, liek u duz.
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Frum teh interwebs, I see dat declawing iz illegal / banned in a lot of countries.
awww….hao kyoot…
OMCC!!! Sew mush cyoot n 1 plase!! Ai wanting dem awl
plzkthxnow
oh oh oh!! an taht iz ur lubblee hand-mayde kitteh bed!!
it luuks very SNORGLEE foar teh kitteh! u kan tell he lurves it!
Hao didz u member dat I maed teh bed?
Wow, u iz teh awsum!
wale, u senz me pikshur! an ai fot wuz berry gud! an ai wuz rite!
I can has a memory liek U?
Pwetty Plz?
oyange or blackz
du y lik 1 faver moor than otter?
opps shud be U not y
no but just wanna no witch one iz wich
suspepted bengle is black and grey all outter kittehs is black
oh noes 3km-
My frend had a bengal. omcc she went thru h-e-dubble, well, hell, wif that cat. He started sprayin all over teh house, she tried everthing but nuffin wud make him stop… storee had a sad end, so I hope hope hope u has better luk.
She is now very anti-bengal, as in, she feels teh peeple that desided to breed a wild cat is teh very stoopy and irresponsible. She luved her kitteh but was forsed to part wif him.
I sez this not to maek u sad, but in case anyone else is thinking abowt getting a Bengal, they r really not teh domesticated kitteh, and u shud really think abowt it hard before taking one on.
{{{{3kittymomma}}}}
I guess tonite is my nite to be on sopeboxes.
beddur teh sope boxes den teh milk box.
oh noes!!!! i dopted hir from hoomas sosiety. she iz no pur bred butt she has bengle tude. hir is fixzd and has no sprayz yet, but very fiesty. hir can b sooo lubby butt nebber wantz to snugglez. hopez she is far enuf down line we no haz problemz. i haz pic’s on my’z page. pleez clik to to see if u wish
well hur problem was wif a male, and tehy always tends to spray more, so maybee u won’t has a problem!
but Ifinkso u alreddy know teh rest.. very very active, playful, etc.
jest a handful, leik u sed!
I din’t meen to worry u! I’m shure she will get more snuggly as teim goes by. Susan sed Wyatt was berry affeckshunate.
aifinkso iz teh usual way, teh boi kittehs r moar snorgly an affekshunit tahn teh gurl kittehs.
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iz troo in mai howse!
hmmmm….reelee ai wudd hab thot otthurwaise…..
Hi pplz
That kitteh is evil
is he related to evil pug?
That’s the cold water feed for the toilet…
well, that does it then. Delete that pic!
It could be a hot water feed to the toilet, this is common in Hi end homes because it reduces condensation onna tank. But either way, Kafleen is right, a cute foto of a pretty kitteh should nawt be allowed onna site if the caption has taken some liberties wif the capshun. Did muh sarcasm come frew or did I jest feed the troll?
It’s only a troll if it’s meant to cause disruption. Pointing out a blatant error (shutting the toilet valve will not affect the shower) is factual clarification, not trolling.
or, if you insist it be done this way:
dat go 2 peepee box. it not uhfict showurr.
Strypee Floof Kitteh
no habz ‘poassibbil fumbz. Shood
juss flush t3h toylit!
Mebbee Floof Kitteh
shoodz taykz dis tyme 2 raydz t3h
Kitchinn 4 Nom Nomz
Mom Nom Bawkz still habz
lawtza Peetza insyde. Maykz
soopurb Layt Nyte Snakk
Jack.
*claps and howls in preciashun*
*clappity clappity clappity floofee paws*
woot! woot!
Practical Joker Kitteh
will waek up tamorrow morning
to fin hmslef in bathtub
pior victum kitehs will snerk
*snurt*
EEP!!!!!
ahhh! cowld waturr! cowld waturr!!!!!!!!!!halp!!!!!
*shibburz* ai….toeld….yooo dat cowld…..wuz….nawt gud…..fur meh……….
*kollaspzez awn teh grownd*
Rut-roh. Draconic Kitteh’s pilot lite haz gone owt, aifinkso.
*shibburz* *kwietlee* halp…..plz…………
builds teh Hyooge fyre, wif elebenty duzzun logs close tu teh DK. Lites teh fyre. Stands bak. Hoep dat halps.
*waeks upp a minnit, den fawlz bakk asleepz*
*rowls obbar in sleepz, intew middlol ob fyer*
((ignore me i’m just checking my avatar))
((YAY it worked))
But … but … ai duzzint want to ignore yew! Datz a bery cool abatar – and itz mah favrit kulur!
Ai iz ignoree U
Ai iz ignoree U
Ai iz ignoree U
Ai iz ignoree U
Ai iz ignoree U
AWW Mom, Babs wunted tu be ignored, soes ai telling hurz aiz ignoreen hur so she nawt get mad.
kitteh iz jes onlee gibbin u lebitashun lessings
adn teechnig teh pin-uptooelement stepz in “Hokee-Poki”
BamaHern! How u bee!?
i wuz tiered.
tehn ai gotz tiered agin
naow i iz re-tiered! w00tz!!!!1!ein!!!uno!!!lessentwo!
beenz lurkin
haow ya’ll bee!?
LOL!!!
nokiddenLOL!
i retired one week ago!
*Sendz in deh congaratz fur bamahernz retirement*
http://www.congarats.ytmnd.com/
Ohhhh Ignatz!! Dats so gud fer yew. I lubs yer abatar, I wuz a big fan of Krazy Kat
FYI peepz– NativeCa66z birfday b on Feb 9 (mon) adn Zauberflotez birfday b on Feb 10 (tues) adn Manfred Mom b on Feb 11 (wed)
omcc!
*runs off to plan anotter partee*
*runs back in*
ifinkso we cud split it down teh middle and has an all-day partee on Tuesday?
wut u think cween?
Dat wud b deh fun!!! All-day party b gud so ebbrree wun kin play!!
yesh, cuz nativeca is westy coast, rite?
ZF is eest coast, I knows that.
not shure abowt ManfredMom?
deh cheezpeepz map sez manfred mom b in new york.
we can has coast-to-coast birfday partee on Toosday!
a race at every lol, and a caek on every plate!
*considurs running for office, then comes to hur senses*
But if u wuz electid, u kud haz intervu wif Step Hen Kol Bare!! In himz “better no a district” segment!! U kudn’t luk ennee werse dan deh uzzer him haz intervued.
Wii haz tu have caek? Ai nawt wantz caek, ai wantz blooberry pi.
Oh I’ll have ur pi….
Dats haow U got tu be teh purplol skwirrl?
don’t make me hedbat u!
WP made me teh purplol!!
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I has to call it a nite y’all… sweet dreems!
An Whiskers burday wuz awn Toozday (teh wun we just had) I think) – an ai mist it!
**trudjiz bak in, wrapped in blankee**
I nawt kin sleeps.
*pokes fiyre.
*addz log.
*flamez flikker and blaze,
*deh cumfy chairz b casting shadowz in deh cornerz uv deh lownge
Sit in deh cumfy chair and habbinga cup uv dis nies hot koko. I maded it wif reel milk adn shugirz adn kokoz. Adn piled on deh wippee kreem adn choklit sprinklolz.
*tukz rhsb snugglee in deh blankee.
U ned teh lollolbye?
Lullaby, and good night, with pink roses bedight,
With lilies o’er spread, is my baby’s sweet head.
Lay thee down now, and rest, may thy slumber be blessed!
Lay thee down now, and rest, may thy slumber be blessed!
Lullaby, and good night, your mother’s delight,
Shining angels beside my darling abide.
Soft and warm is your bed, close your eyes and rest your head.
Soft and warm is your bed, close your eyes and rest your head.
Sleepyhead, close your eyes. mother’s right here beside you.
I’ll protect you from harm, you will wake in my arms.
Guardian angels are near, so sleep on, with no fear.
Guardian angels are near, so sleep on, with no fear.
aww….. mai momcat usta sings dat two meiz ebery nite whenz I wuz liddle…. dat n swingz lao sweetz char i out comin fur ta carri meiz hommmmm
sniff- Iz awl growd up nao n I missez dat…..
momcat
read sumfin boring.
or watch sumfin borin on teh boobtube.
deres plenty ub dat.
oh kafleen! u makes me LOL!!
cween has teh fyre lit and teh comfy chare owt… WRr is singin lullabyes…
kafleen sez: reed sumfin boring.
LOL!!!
but itz troo!
red… find an old textbuk, u’ll be out in minnits.
I really has to go myself.
Hope u can get some sleeps, rhsb.
*schmoo*
ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz……….*waeks up* huh?
I wud gib sum sujeschins on wutt too reed, butt mabee sum peepuls bee
offended.
U git teh ideer tho, i’m shur….
gud luck rhsb.
uhhh….suppozedlee, habbink a glass ob warm milk halpz dat….ai dunno tho….
awlsew, if yoo trai tew /nawt/ sleepz, den awftentiems, yoo aktchualle endz up sleepink……eggspeshuallee sinse iff yoo tries tew sleepz, den yoo awften ends up staiyink awaek….
othurr den dat, ai dunno…
Ambien, wine, Lunesta…dey awl wurk.
Wuddn’t wanna gets teh eye strain frum reading boring buks.
Bettah sleepink froo science.
an teh Whine….it putts others to sleeps….
Lemme see here…
Temperature settings say
Tepid
Cool
Cold
Colder
Shrinkage
Well digger’s back side
Ah ha, here we are…Witch in a brass brassiere…perfect!
*snort*
WUT????
*flops obbur, laffin*
sawree…butt dat lasst wun ………wuz…….uhhh……hao duz ai sai dis…..uhhhh………
unneggspekted….
Wuz reelee funnee awh “Seinfeld.” But – ai think yoo ar way too yunt to has seen oit.
Menny yeers ago der wus a Halloween bit onna news wiff an innerveiw of a a member of Wicken – a witch to end the show. Teh innervue wuz OK then they came bake after koumershul brake and signed orf. Durink a brake inna announses about wuts neckst you could hear the witch lady say “No, they’re just as warm as anyone elses”. Still makes me smilol.
BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nc66, r u a Tom Waits fan?? tahts a lyne frum a grate song Diamonds on My Windshield.
‘theres fifteen feet of snow in the east,colder than a well digger’s a**’. Ai luff Tom Waits!
or ‘Cold enuff to freeze the B***s off a Brass Monkey’ as the saying goes..
Iffin yew woz innerestid ai cud tel yew hao taht egs pressin camed abaot, iffin yew not noes.
NC66, u neber dis a poynt.
i tinks dis is verra bad kitteh……….needs bafs of ib own!
yersh…..U sees….itteh bitteh mai kitteh…..!
Dis why I has controls out ob Ur reach!
O kitteh, u sew funneh, ai kno u woodnt reely……AAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
Deh kootness uv deh hitteh hydes deh ebil planz he iz planin…
OH HAI! IM NEW 2 LOLCAT. I RLY ENJOY LOOKIN AT ALL TEH PICTUREZ U GUYZ HAS POSTD. TEH CAPSHUNS R QUITE ENTERTAININ AS WELL. I HAS 2 ADORABLE KITTEHS AN WANTD 2 SHARE SUM PICTUREZ OV THEM AS WELL.
Plz forgiv teh caps earlir. I promiz I wuz not screamin.
Welcome Artistic Boi (who shall hereafter be knowed as AB)! Wese glad yer here, Has a Martonnie, Flooffy blankee, Chonklit Possum, CHRG(wdoi) and feel free to walk around and become acclimated. Find a post from Cween MJ and klick her Blue name, dat will take you her Blog which has likx to the Cheeztown Cryer where there are lottsa help hints about how to make the most of yer visits to the land of Lolcats. Has Fun!
ohai! nuffin to worrie about, artistiboi!
welkum to here!
here’s a link wif lots of informashuns for u!
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
dewd, dat mi job!!!!