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Wut a hoot!
concatylayshunz, angelplume, foar the tawp ov brayde! ty booteek iz teh bizzee tudai…
Yeff – ai kownt ate ob us in teh brayd!
Choklit martooneez (or wateber iz ur favrit frum teh bar) awl arown!
Den off tu de booteek! Yay!
To AnelPlume at 12:15PM:
Iz dere a resipeee foar chocklit martooniez yet? We needz “Cheezdrinkz”
resipee payge!!!
I gotz a few ideaz
OOOPPS it posted both. My apologeez!
To AngelPlume at 12:15PM:
Iz dere a resipeee foar chocklit martooniez yet? We needz “Cheezdrinkz”
resipee payge!!!
I gotz a few ideaz…
luks laik *AIGHT* uv us drinkee, dansee tu teh ty boo teek. ai porz teh champagne foar myseff (adn whooooo whooooo elts?)
*liddle bloo uni korn trots intew ruum wif a trai uf cuukies balanced on hiz bak. dere are brownies, choklit chip cuukies, oatmeal rayzin cuukies, and snickerdoodles. wuz tew kold tew plai owtsyde tewdai, sew UK spent teh dai baking cuukies!*
hay guies, ai needs hep eeting awl dese cuukies…newun want sum?
kookies?!???!
tank yew!!!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
*burp*
skuuse me. tey are very nommy kookies!
Yum!
Papa cant hab aneefing wiff wheet IRL, but ai can hab awl ai wants in heer!
*nom-nom-nom on choklit chip cukkeez adn browneez*
Deeeeliteful!
OOOOH! Sniker diddlez… ai lub dem…fankie verie mush…
adorabul abitar Oldlurker!
fanx yu berry mush
dat iz wun veryy funni owl… lowl
I duz not sink so.
Hoot!!!
I wonder.
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If one was responsable for the owl, and someone squeezed it. Would they be honking yer hooter?
Omcc! LOL, Dan!
owlols got much bigger pointey ends than kittehs dan.
if u honks their hooter, they mite filet ur fanny.
sad, but troo
Happee Owl iz happee!
definitlee! Dis is wun dat may bkome a klassik, liek “joy” wiff the baby elolphint. Skweee!
O hai, PM — hao iz yew today?
dewin gude, hun. fankz fur askn. Mai rumemate got a BIG basket fur christmas. sew i put a pilow an sum lepord print cloth n it. i set it rit nexx tew my computer chair. noa i has a reeward. my Mu sits rite next tew me while i chat!!
whooo sez?
were izzz haarrreeee???!!
Lowl lost his Potter boi.
Plz to help find?
Aifink himz at Hogwarts. Jus fly dat way & den maek a left at Albuquerque.
bugs bunneh ref? ftw!
Purrtendin 2 be a kitteh
Ohai! Anni, ar yu stilll snoed in?
Moast uv it meltid 2dai an Ai got to teh shop 2 stokk up agane. Dey sai dat we aer in fur anuvver lode 2nite tho.
Dat meenz dat da whool wurld waz sho pping fur milk, bred, aigz, and toylet papier. Aill bet it waz da CRowDed! When we getz da for castz ub sno heer, da grocerie shelbes get emptee really kwicklie.
I has swared dat the wevver guies get kik-baks from teh groshuree stores!
My nawt-sekund job wuz az a bagger foar Kroger. I HATED wen teh snows wuz predikted! Eberybodee an dere cuzzin came!
Ai findid plentee uv milk, but noe iggz, an berry iddle bred (awlreddee haz enuff TP!) Plentee uv salad tho fur sum reezun!
duz ebery1 maks da french tost on snow dayz? milk iggs bred-frinch tost
Eben bedder is cheez’n'ham sammichis dipt in egg’n'milk an fried – berry taystee an nootrishus!
monti krisco
LOLl! SEW troo!!!
oooh, sounds nommy!
*adds cheez’n'hamm’n'bred to shopping list*
Oat mealz oar creem uf wheet usually.
Velllly interesting
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but unbelivacabable
srsly, it looks like Artie Johnson.
heh, ur rite!
veddy innnerestin…..
hoo hoo hoo , nawt hahaha
hoo hoo hoo hoo let teh dawgs out?
nawt mii – iz tew kold heer tew let teh dawgs owt!! eben teh horses want tew come in teh howse!
wow! skwirrlgrrlie, dat wus wun ebil ear wurm!
yesh.. and I gave it to myself too!
heh:)
korrekshun..
hoo hoo hoo let da awls out….
The Who let the dawgs out, you said? Pete and dat odder gui (Roger?) lettin’ da dawgs run free?
Lowl hassa happee.
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Dat makes wun of us.
*hands rhsb a martoonie*
its teh dai befor teh dai befor caturdai
teh weekend is almost heer.
Fanks Gammacat.
Well you can tell ev’ryone I’m a down disgrace
Drag my name all over the place.
I don’t care anymore.
You can tell ev’rybody ’bout the state I’m in
You won’t catch me crying ‘cos I just can’t win.
I don’t care anymore I don’t care anymore
I don’t care what you say
I don’t play the same games you play.
‘Cos I’ve been talking to the people that you call your friends
And it seems to me there’s a means to and end.
They don’t care anymore.
And as for me I can sit here and bide my time
I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind.
I don’t care anymore I don’t care no more
I don’t care what you say
We never played by the same rules anyway.
I won’t be there anymore
Get out of my way
Let me by
I got better things to do with my time
I don’t care anymore I don’t care anymore
I don’t care anymore I don’t care anymore
Well, I don’t care now what you say
‘Cos ev’ry day I’m feeling fine with myself
And I don’t care now what you say
Hey I’ll do alright by myself
‘Cos I know.
‘Cos I remember all the times I tried so hard
And you laughed in my face ‘cos you held all the cards.
I don’t care anymore.
And I really ain’t bothered what you think of me
‘Cos all I want of you is just a let me be.
I don’t care anymore D’you hear? I don’t care no more
I don’t care what you say
I never did believe you much anyway.
I won’t be there no more
So get out of my way.
Let me by
I got better things to do with my time
I don’t care anymore
D’you hear? I don’t care anymore
I don’t care no more
You listening? I don’t care no more
No more!
You know I don’t care no more!
Dunt gib up…der ar stille gud peepz out dere…..
pleez to gib rhsb dubble martoonie and tell herz caturday b warmer in ky
here’s one that helps me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiCRZLr9oRw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5eeyb_rem-everybody-hurts-live_music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GluCM_ggMvw
Wedder or nawt u care — we carez abowt u.
Wedder or nawt u happi — we has happi fawts fur u.
Wen u be tossd in teh wabes, we be dere as ur rok.
No matter wut, u ar lubbd. Datz fur alwayz.
{{Red}}
Ap… dat wus purrfect. U am a nyce angel
u can has an empathee…
Fanx, princess. Ahm onnerd by ur werdz {schmoo}.
Cownt meh in. I seez gr8 komunitee heer.
tudai nawt gud dai, rhsb? r u bein okeh?
duzn’t look like it.
rhsb – wuld a creem pi to da fayce help, or a quiet ebening by the fire
*gets creem pi and sets up fire pit near NB*
*donates an extra squad of YNGs*
*sets up a relaxation tent near the fire*
Dis tent, its filled wiff silkee pilows and the sawft rainbow collured fur ov the Anceint Tree Mink ( fownd ownly awn da island of Mu ). dis tree mink sheds hur fur like a snake sheds his skin. Awl over the Forest ov Wise Wimin the evrgreen branches are littered wiff da furs of the ATM.
wot’s rong?
S.O.S. oar S.S.D.D.
hm.
Save Owr Soles, I knows dat.
But S.S.D.D?
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Shovel sno?
Smoke siggies?
Sell stock?
Same old sheet
Same sheet, diffren day
what makes if difficult to endure is the desire to change the linens, but the washer is broken.
dat iz berry filo sofikal…an tew tru. ai hab speneded tu mush tyme tryin to chanj timgs dat ar out ob mai control. Nao, ai pik mai baddlez mor kar fullie an ai lib a mush habbier life.
diz waz suppozed tu be unner SHD commin above
so nao WP putz it inna rite plaiz…..8&*&^*^&%&^%
WP lieks 2 teeze us bai puttin sum commints at teh bottum uv teh piel den wen sumwun refroshis, teh commint jumps up 2 ware it shud be!
Iz dis tew corny? Serenity- acceptin tingz I kant chg,
“KURIDGE!” (takez a bow cwrdly lion) tew chg what I can,
Wizdom tew know dif.
Serenity=Purrenity?
2/6/09; 7:43 PM:Dat Purrenity prayur meant fur rhsb n oldlurker. Why duz post end up in totallty dif region of teh thred?
Ebrywun getz tew hav LOLrenity prayur tew!
tang yu. Ai lubs da Seren it eee prayer an ai shud sai it eberee day!
Dan, that am rilly da troof!
Ackshulle, iz Same Ole Stuff, oar Same Stuff, Diffrint Day.
An yes, I am censoring…
Dese last 2 weeks has been extry crappie an I’m jes dun wiffit awl. I’ve haddit.
Also, dis apparentlee NAWT gud week to stawp smokin. I wud do fings foar a ciggy rite nao. Berry nawty fings, if nesessaree.
buddy of mine, when under sufficient stress, threatens to rip my head off and suck the blood from the stump for the nicotine.
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I usually take a step or two back at that point.
I think I’d throw teh pack at him and run.
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so u werking tonite?
last nite, I din’t know u was workin. ur such a nite owl, hoot can tell?
not tonight, today was restoring the house after making a “mosh-pit”
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It hurts, took me nearly five hours.
U had a mosh pit in ur house???
oh, no, am at work, but finished with the hell-job.
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off the clock, so to speak
I am seriously considerin buying one of those big heavy punching bags and plastering pictures of certain people on it.
Du u lyk bein an agree person?
Du u want tu empower doze whoo treet u bad?
Well, u just gabe dem teh power tu make u an agree person.
Duz dat maek u feel better? Den try sumfin else.
Don gib dem dat power. Be happi despite deyr attempts.
anom to dat. hab yu readed da liddol bouk “who moved my cheeze?” it haz wundermus in sites abowt wurk.
Living well is the best revenge
Dorothy Parker
wise werds!
Wise wurds times elebenty!
awn anothur paw, excirse such as light martail art like Tai chi or boxing oar rilly wutevr, can be very helpful fur liftin depression and impoving the outlook.
I wuz thinkin that too.
All teh thingds people r sayin is troo, if you allow someone to get u, ur only hurting urself…
Howebber, it’s easier sed than doen to see it that way sometimes. For some of us (and I is one) it takes a lot of effort to NOT let things get to u. As tiem goes by I has gotten better at letting things roll off my back. But I still has a bad back from years of carryin things around I shudn’t have.
In tiem, ifinkso it will all be ok, and for u too red, some things just take time, no matter how much u want them NOT to.
But if u has pent up aggression, working it off, like teh Princess sez, is a grate idea. Go out and buy that punchin bag!
How I do run on!
Hope that dint sound preachee.
oar if u iz gud at baseball, u kan go to a batting cage and nok teh stuffin owt uv sum baseballs!
wun ting dat helped me was yoga classes and pottery classes.
ai culd concentrate on something for an hour or so and not think about pleh things.
otterwise ai was thinkin bout pleh things 24/7 (yesh, eben in dreems)
U wus juss thinkin SG, dats nawt preachin
AP, I get what you’re sayin, but I beg to differ.
2008 was pure Hell for me. 2007 wasn’t much better, but it all came to a head in 2008. Most of Cheezland knows what I’ve been through. Maybe you do, maybe you don’t.
I have HAD to get mad. It’s the only way I’ve been able to make it this far. Before I got mad, I had those mornings when I cursed waking up to have to face another day.
I’d written more, but I can’t post it.
aifinkso there iz ruum foar bof sydes uv teh coin?
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sumtymes lyfe / peepz / jobz / whutever rilly duz hand u a steaming pyle, an u haz to either find a way to deel wiv it, oar find a way to chaynge it.
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AP’s note iz abowt how to deel wiv it — wich iz important when u can’t oar don’t want to mayke a chaynge, foar whutever reezun.
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But sumtymes iz important to nawt “deel” wiv it, and insted put ur energeez into mayking a chaynge.
ooooh, leeza! it b catching!
O noes!
I has sum corks here tessm.
Shud we use em?
*hands evereun som rasbery swirrl cheese caek*
that solves eberything!
ooh, can we take that to teh relaxashun tent, wif teh ATMs?
better yet, can we has a YNNG carry it, and us, over there?
oooh, yesh! nom nom nom
*bekons sum YNG’s tew halp fufill SGs wishes*
U haz a trap club neerby? U can go shut sum clay pigeons? Iz a great way tu wurk off sum mad wiffout hurting nefing important. Moast clubs has sumone willing tu teech U.
Dere is a sportsmen’s club nawt far from heer, but I’m nawt shure wut tehy do. My aunt (teh wun who makes Marfa Stuart luuk lyk hobo) iz a member, so I will ask hur.
Me with a firearm? **beeg ebil grin develops**
“makes Marfa Stuart luuk lyk hobo”
still maykes me laff!
Adn hassa gun, Hurz makes Marfa Stuart has a polite, aifinkso.
ai dunno. tere was teh storee bout Marfa Stuart tryin to run ober teh help wif a backhoe
My aunt is fulla awsum an win!
The woman can cook lyk no wunz biz ness, too! Wii eeted at hur howse dis past Sundae an wii awl waddloled outta teh howse a few howers laytur!
Ai unnerstand dat, adn ahm nawt sayin u shud be passib or juss tayk it wiffowt a fite. Wut ahm sayin is dat if u needz tu get mad tu be effektib, den du so, but let it be ur choys and unner ur control, not sumfin dey fors u intu bein or duin.
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Ebreewun has diffren wayz ob coping wiff stuff, adn ahm nawt tryin to chanj u or get preechy. But it seems frum wut u say adn hao u say it dat u wud ravver nawt feel dis way or hafta act dis way. So ahm juss tryin to say dat u hab teh power tu chooz hao u will respond eben if u cant chooz hao ovverz treet u.
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Ai hope fings improov fur u so u can be happi agen. Adn remember dat ur bodee kemistree is diffren nao wiffowt teh siggeez, so wut u feel mite be reel, adn mite be teh wifdrawlz. Trai tu keep fokused on wuts important, adn don wallow in teh self-piteez, adn fingz mite start lukkin better.
dunno who sed it, prob reddit inna buuk:
“u shudn’t wallow inna self-pitty, but iz OK to dabble ur toez innit once inna whyle.”
oh everyone needs a gud wallow every sew offen!
*passes teh Ben & Jerrees*
ai agree!
*passes teh chokilit trufflols*
eh
*starts making mimosas* I cabbaged onto some champers last night.
‘cabbaged’?
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I has herd of teh ‘cabbage patch’ but u must be talkin about a diffrent kinda cabbage…
Wud nikoteen patches be an opshun? Or teh gum? Iz yew goin cold turkee?
guyde questun~! i tried welbutrin wich i turned out to b alergik tew. that wus helpful cause i felt sew poorly that the nicotine wus out of my system by the time i even considered the cigaretts! sumtimes lyfe has a funny sense of humor
Ohai rhsb, ai noes fings are rilly tuff fore yew riet nao. Howebber, donut forgettid taht teh nik o’teen wifdrawls kin maek peepil feel depwessed, angree, sad, mad, etc. Ai am stwugglink nd ai haz teh patchis but neerly fiev days wibbout. Jist mebbee avoyed teh peepil nd sitchewayshuns wot gievs yew teh big angrees, or peepil orltewgeffer for a whiel, nd do sumfink niec and speyshil just for yew.
Snorgls and schmoos.
Ohai, kimkiwi.
My last one was Tuesday afternoon.
If I had a pack right now, I’d be puffing like a mad woman, with the bedroom window open and everything!
I didn’t quit because I wanted to and I think that’s part of the problem. The last time, I wanted to. This time, I HAD to.
{{rhsb}} iffin der is anyfing we can do, just holler
we can even get GP to juggle bebbeh rabid weazlols!
**shockyfais** IcanhasGPjugglolinNAWTbebbeh rabid weazlols wen ai kwit awn teh fifteeenf?
I’ll pretnd tew juggle martinis…hows that?
oh yesh. If you really WANT to, it’s not as hard.
But if u don’t itz darn near impossible.
Can u talk urself into wanting to?
Here’s what did it for me:
Thinkin about all teh munnies I was giving to teh cigarette peeples, in order for me to kill myself. Srsly. U got addicked, and u pays them to roon ur health.
Put teh munnies you used to spend on teh ciggies inna speshul account at the bank once a week. In 6 months taek teh munnies and buy sumfing U wantz but nebber bought cuz U didn’t need it. Even if it is something that will be gone as soon as you buy it.
oh?
iffin ennee conslayshun, ai wud be teh saem. mai bizniz infestmint mebbee nawt so gud nd mai haws iz on teh lien. ai kin pitch mai tent on yore frunt yard plskthx?
i toadly feal u kimipoo! yay Kimkiwi! struggel awn deer sistur! eyeh r rite besyde u!
thx princessmu. ai is eeting choklit eye screem wib waffil coen nd traiink to tyep!
a tuch ov sugar awn the keybored nevur hurt anywun
yu pikked teh rong week tu: kwit smokin
kwit drinkin
kwit sniffing gloo
give up amphetimines…..
whee….
mai “Airplane!”-maneeuh, let me sho yu it….
rhsb no b doin good?
LOL RLY
srsly!
luvs yer username (pterry FTW)
O rly? It’z dat funee?
Ya rly!
NO WAI!!!111~`~1
What whoot? I izn comprende ur lawlz.
the trick is to imagine what the owl is gazing upon. If it’s into the locker-room, it’s either humor or horror. Flip a coin.
Ah *comper……comre….co…* i getz it. Aldough teh owl apperis to be out oof doors. And teh vote is fur humur, since he ish lowl-ing. xD
Ah *comper……comre….co…* i getz it. Aldough teh owl apperis to be out oof doors. And teh vote is fur humur, since he ish lowl-ing. xD
*copy/pastes from below* oops…
Lol Owl seez mennee
feengz Hewminz andz Amminullz
duz nawt knoez himz seez
Lol Owl habz verreh
gud senss ubz hewmurr watcheengz
sillee feengz happunz
Lol Owl admitz dat
Kittehz maykz fewurr mistaykz
dan moast Amminullz
Dawggehz arz noyzee.
Kittehz yooz kwyett andz stelff
2 getz wutz day needz
Jack.
Well sed, Jack, as alwayz. Fanks!
Aww! That owl is ADORABLE!
yep!
Oldlurker iz teh fay-mus!
wai?? wat yu no dat ai dont??? hmmmm…..
I hate the nasty lol pics on a LOLCAT website that are not LOLCATS that is disgusting and nasty and stupid
(commints mite disapeer below dis lebel)
Owl bet hee jes saw sumfing phunny awn teh interwebs.
heh! shirley u is right
Hear dat NC? TOLD YEW! Ai awlwayz right.
How can yew bii? Yor nawt eben in yor right mind half teh time.
Datz why yew hab no intuition about such things.
Why a have haffa mind tew…
Yeah yeah yeah.
If yew HAD eben haffa mind, ai might be worried.
Well ai’m nawt, and iz no wonder.
MAWM!
hahahah!
Ohai, NC66!
U kare ifn I fyre up teh emeow masheen agin?
ohai rhsb! ai habbent red awl the up-fred, butt (hehe) enuff tew see yur nawt habbin a gud day! Ai gib yu hugs an schmoos, or ai gib yu a beekbonk, or ai gib yu a larj shawt ov ___fill in wuteber yu lyk___? Wut kin ai dew?
If bai kare yew mean, dew ai mind, then ob corse nawt, coz yew KNOW ai kare awl about yew.
Spam away mai fwend. Ai might eben reply.
Fanks!
**goes to start emeow masheen by pushing choke lever and jerking start cord** Yesh, iz DAT owld!
Hey iz dat mai unc-owlol?
hay, wut wuz this I heard about u jumpin in teh ocean this weekend?!?
west coast or eest coast?
Eest coast baybee! (iz dat wut the rappurz sai?)
Birginia Beech! Wanna joyne me? Iz teh polur plunj. Iz teh fun!
Ai dares U tu jump in laek Superior dis weekend. Maek teh oshun feel liek the hawt tubs aifinkso.
Nofankyew, WRr, wen ai wuz teh teenajur, bak wen dynosores romed teh erff, ai went to mishagun and jumped in sum lake in JULY! An it wuz cold den!
Ai’m jumpin (akshalee runnin into, and unner) teh atlantick dis caturday fur teh polur plunj, iz ebent dat rayziz munnies fur speshul olympicks. Ai’v dun it teh lassed tu yeers
polarplunge.com
Wii uzed tu du it in teh laek superior awn New Yeers dai. bak when ai wuz young and nawt so edumicated.
pft! I am cold just thinkin about it!!
Dint realize u were that close to me tho.
Only one state away!
do nawt be afeerd, liddlol skwirrl, teh parrut rarelee leebs birginia!
I iz not afeerd!
*puffs up chest*
*then busts owt laffing*
Will teh cheezpeeps hab teh hawt drinkees reddee fur the froz burdee? DAT iz teh kwestchun!
Wi had teh hawt rums reddy when wii caem out.
brrr! west coast = skwirrl-sicles!
Hay, dere wuz an ohai liddlol purplol skwirrl commint here nawt sekkund, wear did it go?
Iz teh wize ol owlol wize-krackin?
hi
hi!
Hi!
Halps pls.
Wii needz tu moar fur teh hi 5.
hi!
hi!
butt are we hi enuf?
Fillosoffikle kwestshun! How Hi is Hi enuff?
If U has tu ask U R nawt there yet.
ain’t no Mt. McKinley hi enuff!
hi!
*offurs plate ov mini creem brulee*
Me so LOLly!
Laff Owt Way Loud?
lollololololollllololololooollololololol
So Cute
There could be no better caption for this either!! This is an incredible picture!!
Meester owl hazza happe caus he finlee figgered owt haow menne liks it taiks tew git tew teh center uv a toootsie pop
oar uv hiz fayvrit farmasuetical, u bee the judge
O RLY?
ya rly
ily lolz
“O RLY?” is better.
Lulz! So cute and awesome!
oh hia
o harro
this makes me so happy!!!!!
LOWL
lolz this won amuses me greatly
orl
This is Epic.
Lol owl I lick LOlipops.
I duz not see how dat iz funny.