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Hi annipuss
*Dans danse danse*
Conga rats on ur tawp spot!
Thx, PM, Ai haz a happi `coz Ai haz been abul to get 2 teh shops naow teh sno haz meltid!
Yay!!
Ai is berry happi to hear it! It’s gud to be ablol to go out and ab00t.
Hmm, that explains my cat’s fascination with puzzle boxes…
Looks like some of the pieces are missing…
Kitteh sez “What pieces… BUURRRP!”
*pushez Maus over for a minnit*
ohai!
Just wanted to let u all know, there is plans in teh werks for an all day birfday party on next Toosday!
nativeca66’s bd is Munday teh 9th
zauberflotes’ is Toosday teh 10th
manfredmom’s is Whensday teh 11th.
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and fanks to teh cween for alerting us to this!.
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I haven’t seen any of teh birfday peeps to ax if this day will werk for them, so iz tentative rite now.
But I’m finking, start at this time lol, and have all day races, etc, if tehy can be here.
Any of u see them, plz ax if we can halp them silly brate on teh 10th!
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PS I has a Dr. Tinycat appt that morning, so someone else will has to halp kik things off at teh 9 am est lol, plzthx
Whiskers’ burfday wuz, ai think, awn Toosday teh 3rd. An. . .sumwun else awn Wednesday. . .
Mine wuz Wednesday teh 4th. Kin ai sillybrate too?
SHUR!
Wii can set maus bak up naow? Himz been pushed ober fur moar den a minnut.
* reeches tu halp maus up. *
Haz teh Irish koffee, Maus? Tu halp seddlol Ur nerbs.
adn ai wuz on de sekund. mai 30th no less. can I joyne de sillybrations?
happy birthdai nyghtwind! mai yu have much dansing and sillybraiding awl week!
Whiskers and Ittehbittehkitteh birfdays wur yesturrday.
Happy yesturrday birfday, mah frends!
Ur donkey lubs u!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yesterday?? ai thot Whiskers’ burfday wuz . . .ar yoo shur???
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But tehn we an put them in awn teh teh 10th, too!
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We can’t nawt sellibrate Whiskers and IBK!
I didn’t kno! I didn’t kno!
Yesh, and moast importantly: It#s KAFLEENS burfday today! Hippo Burdie, Kafleen, mai awl-time faborit donkee! *schmoos left and right*
Oh noees!!!! Ai has made a stoopee!!! Is NAWT Kafleens burfday 2day! Pweeze to move on, dere’s nuffink to see here!
LOL!!
I lubs u upfi!! U has an adorubbull!!!
*schmoo*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
awlso, d’Beaker Labs is pleezed to annownce that Thursday the 12th is teh birthday of Chuck Darwin. 200 years. w00t.
we naturally wud liek to selectibrate that birfday too…
but teh sad troof is, we has not evolved enuf to intereract in teh RL stuffs unless it is relevant to our interests.
But. . .lee. .umm. . .skwirrlgrrl! Dont yoo think Chuckiez burfday iz relevant to ar interests?
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Ai think maybee he shud bee teh centerpeece ov the silly brashuns!
Prrrrrhaps Prrrrrrrfessor d’Beakercud sugjest sumthing speshul to do???
well maybeeeeee….
I was just cot up in teh punnin around.
NO, NO, NO !! Cinderpeace shood beez Mark Twain, whoo sed sumfing along da linez uv, if yoo croos man wif cat, grately improve man, but gratly degrade cat! He fote Cats superior bee-inz! (An’ we awl noez datz troo!!)
Oh Glynda! It iz troo taht Mark Twain wuz a grate cat luver – but hiz
burfday iz in Novembrrrrrrr.
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An if we ar awl still heer – an OH!!! hao ai hoep we ar – he can bee teh cneterpeas tehn.
well, lettuce sea.
in 1872, Chuck published a book “the expression of emotions in man and animalols”. If we looks in the index of this book, under the heading “cats”, we finds the following. I think it wurks pretty good as a summary of ICHC. Or perhaps as a poem. Here goes.
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affection
antithesis
arching of back
associated habits
closing of eyes
covering of excrement
drawing back of ears
erection of hair
lashing of tail
licking
pleasure
pounding with fore-feet
purring
rubbing
savage
shaking of feet
special expressions
terror
vocal expression
wild
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clearly, Mr. D. spent some time wif cats.
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and fer others amongst us, I note an index entry for “camels”. Fer stagehanddan, I offer the following note, in hopes it may help him in teh future:
“Guanacoes fight savagely with their teeth … So do camels; and both these animals, when savage, draw their ears closely backwards.” Yep.
o my.
*czechs cat list*
ok, I has seen most of that.. yesh all of that.
all in my howse. offen within a singul day.
(shud I admit I red teh one as ‘covering wif excrement’ at furst? ….nah)
*wonders if her howse wud qualify for fedfunds as a bio purrserve*
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however teh camels, I defers to dan on that.
O Fleep!!! I think dat b making an awesum pome!!! Schmoo!!
Sadlee, he can’t be wiv us awn teh dai…
Maybee we cud serve sum fish in hiz onner– yew know, the kind dat be growing feets!
teh bloo feets?
HAPPY BURPDAY — er, BURFDAY — to tehm awl!!!
But awl teh kyute is there!
n no other instructions
nun r needed.
Carosue!! U has an abatar! Hao pritty!!! It be lubberly! W00t, w00t!
no expiration date just “use by” date for best results
Purr best results, use everyday. To keep yr prrurrduct running well, promptness is essenschulz:
Alwayz feed promptlee
Be a good human and open
Cans of gusshie fud promptlee
Do feed promptly
Empty every gusshie bit from can promptly
F…
Feed promptly
Get gushifoods promptly when almost out
Help your kitty by feeding gushifoods promptly
I…
Immediately attend to needs
Jump to it when gushifuds is rekwired
Kreate comfy enfirnomints
L….
Ink lood kitteh in yur soshul aktivites
Jump up an play wifkitteh offen
Kisses ‘n snorguls ar rekwired hourlee
L. . .
Luv yer kitteh wif awl yer heart
Maek rume for kitteh awn yer lap (even if yer using yer laptop)
Never allow kitteh tu git hongree or bored
O…
Fill the bowl to the rim
Give the gussifud quickly
Have extra on hand at all times
In case of emergency use ppl toona
J….
Fill teh bowlses often
Gib treets between meelz
Hav extra gusshifuds awn hand
In yer cubbords and pantrees and cabinets
J…
Just turn ober entyre savinks accountz ober tu teh buying uff teh gushifud.
Keep an eggstra rentul storage unit full wit gushiful in cayzuff natural dissasstur.
Lern how tu git in tuch wit gushifud distributor in cayz store runz owt.
M…
ai just showd tihs wun tu bf… him lafft so hard him turnd red. Heehee! Nao him wanting tu renaym owr Trick-kitteh “Trouble” fur truf in adbertizing.
Kitteh mite haz sumfing tu sez about dat.
Akumpanii wiv teh freshust watur an teh bestust triitz an LOTZ AN LOTZ uv LURVE
tee hee
lol
Ikea kitteh – sum assemble rekwired!
Creative kitteh is thinking outside da box.
BingLol!
*luks at Maus’s kard*
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Cheezes twice. . .
Sad kitteh iz. . .
Hmmmm. . .YUP!!! KEEREKT!
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Wud yoo laik these nize blak glases wif teh noz an moustches an ayebrowz fur yur
WIN! ?
Oar this nize bottlol of Lingonberries?
Oar maybee sum Milka chiklit?
oooooooo Lingonberries FTW! I hasta go to muh nearted Ikea for more LingonBerry Preserves. Dey are our Faborites!
hab u tryed it wif a curry?
dat is yummeeh!
Ai laik it espesullee wif teh Wiener Schnitzl – oar teh Gebackene Cammenbert! Nao THAT’s teh YUM!!
Nennepus, I knows dat you live in Lingonberry neighborhood but I din’t know dat Norwayjuns wuz big inna curry too, How do I use thenm lingons wiff a curry dish? Like a Chutney or as an ingredient?
I’m not huge chocolate fan, but that Milka is goooooood…
Iz basement cat. Of course, dere’s trubble inbolve.d
But I liek trouble!
Trubble is my bizness!
*pullz fedora low ober teh eyes, polishes gun wif teh boddul ov rye in teh desk drawer*
Teh gun iz polished wif a gun poslishing cloth.
Mebbe teh PI haz drinked frum teh boddul, nd dat’s wy wordsies eft out nd syntax garbled.
s’ok. teh tuff kitteh has had some tuff brakes, rite?
Hiz relyablol old Rosco is 1940s Colt and his drink ob choyse is Rye – Old Obberholt to be precise. He has eberyting he needs rite here. He looks at the new client wff a gimlet eye and sez my name is Danger, Nick Danger.
Let me introduce myself. My name is Rococo…
The smwll ob petchewlee filled de room, ders only one joker in LA sensitib enuff to ware dat scent …
Can you tell me what this is?
*Clink*
Mukluks inna Fyre?
name of the Cherman Colonel in Hogans Heros?
Shampayne glasses held by yung luvvers on de nawt sekkund annibersary?
Sound of the Jail cell door swinging shut behing you?
The sound of the hammer coming down on an empty chamber When dirty Harry shows the punk weffer he had fired 6 shots or only five:
“…in all the cormfusion I lost count myself, but considerin dat dis is a .44 magnum, the most powerful hangun in the werld which can blow yer hed cleen orf, you gotta ask yerseff, ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, Do ya punk?”
You may have seen me loitering around the drugstore …
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a reasonabul amount of trouble can keep the blood flowing and the aditude sharp!
Kawsin trubba is mush moar fun den bean onna receebin end ob trubba.
It’s beddur to give then receeb.
Now dat’s trooth in advertizing.
Happeh frydai cheezfrenz!!!!!!
Yesterdai awn mai wai hoem frum werk ai sawd a man awn a motorcycle wif a goggie in teh sydcar with gogglols awn. It was a grate pryanees or a lyte gowlden retreever. Not shur which. It was SEWWW KYOOT!!!! Haz any uv u seen anyfing lyk dat?
Berry kool! Ai wisht ai cud see it!
yeah ai wisht ai had a camera but ai onlee had mai fone plus it was tew far awai.
yew painted a pikshoor wif werds adn maed me laf!
gud! glad ai cud be uv serbis.
Hubbeh cat wunce saw gui wif littol goggie in side car and BIG goggie trotting long side. very kyoot!
oooooh, so accyourate!!
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hey eberybuddy, ai has a kweshun
*a hush falls over the crowd*
*tap tap microfone*
am ai rite that there are a buncha peeple out there in cheezland who have become blue, (as far as their namez are concerned),
but teh event hasm’t been recognizeded approproproproppryeeatly?
are there peeps who duzn’t noes that they deserved recognishun?
are there peeps who duzn’t noes how to make their name bloo, but wud like to has recognishun?
am ai asking too many kweshuns?
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kthnxbai
uhh…ai finkz ai was bloo b4 but nao ai haz noo abatar. mai kitteh fairee…ai mayd it!
Ai is now bloo consistentlee adn eben hab my own abatar. It’s wundermus!
yesh
yesh
yesh
yesh!
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gammacat is nooly bloo too
:blush:
Ohai Fleep! HOW nice to hav yoo bak!!
There AR sum peeps heer hoo hav terned bloo wilst yoo were gone!
An ai told at LEEST two of them to tell yoo when yoo were heer.
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But – there may be menee hoo don’t KNOW what they get fur terning bloo!
but if we turn bloo do we get eeted bai pakman? 8 O
Shud wii taek dat as a warning?!?!
Oh No!!!
This iz teh grate Professor d’Beaker!!!
Wun ov the nicest peepl pawn teh fayce ov teh urth!
He just haz sum speshul prezzies fur yoo to celebrayte teh “bloo terning.”
but, but, but, no prezzies fr da rest 0 us? wot r we, chopp’d livah???
snif- we just want sum storiezz 0 intreeg & mistery bout yr d’ventchures.
you kno if yu dunt tellus, wee start makink stuffs up….
Oh! Yes! We Doo want teh prezzies and storiez ov intreegue and miss terri, and teh d’venchoors! Pleez Fleep! We ar in Ago knee!!
Well, yes. Ai has been the bizzy with teh sinetific reeserch. (No, no dead bodies were inbolbed. No exploshions resulted. No nawt-secund responders had to respond. But it wuz fun and important.)
And ai has been in Floryda fer a sorta-vacashun-like thingy . Tehre were no advenchoors tew speek of. But it wuz warm.
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However tihs has preeevented me frum rewarding the nooly-bloo wif a musical recongishun. My apolololologies to all. But yew has nawt been fergotten. So, we will has a big myoosic festiblol, to recognize wun and all. Stay tooned fer an owncement.
Ai’m noolee bloo! Yay! Ai hab been waytun fur yew PDB, teh cween tole me yew du wundurmus fings fur noolee bloos!
**floofy whyte kitteh comes in wif a giltee luuk awn hur fayse**
I
felledjumped awf teh wagon.**crawls unner teh bed**
iz okay rhsb, da wagon wil stop so u can git bak on
teh important thing is, did u get enny sleeps???
Did yu reed sumfin borin?
Nawt much, abowt 4 1/2 howers. Pleh.
**peeks unner bed** ohai rhsb! come owt an play, iz ok to fawl, oar jump, awf wagon. Awl us cheezpeeps will lub yew ineewai, an help yew git bac awn wen yew want tew! Come owt an plai! Pleez?
Pleez pleez pleez! Wii know it’s not eezee.
I mayde cheezburgurs!! Yew bedder come git wun!! **wafts sent ov cheezburgurs unner bed**
Ai can haz abatar!?!?!?!?!
Obiouslee nawt yet… Goin bac to tries agin!!
It taeks sum taim fur WP to process it! It’s WAY too soon! Tho teh bloo terning iz much faster! Yoo can do taht wifaut teh abatart, ai think.
Ai iz havin awl sorts uv problemz!!!
Have dun abatart fing ok ai fink, but fanks 4 lettin meh kno it taeks tyme.
Mai bloo ternin nawt doin cos ICHC serva nawt well adn Dr Tinee is wurkin awn it.
Will keeps tryin.
*Handz Janet sum fishees for her 4 kittehs in fanks for helpings*
Oooooooooooooooooooooooo Ai Iz Bloooooooooo!!!
an u be habbing an abatar!
Gongaratshulayces – is a pritty wun too!
Iz a pic uv 2 uv mai 5 kittehs, Thierry Monchap & Fifi La Frou (altho Fifi bin gon missin a yer
)
OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ai Haz Abatart Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
*Danses adn skips adn somersawlts awl rounds mai offis*
Enywun wont sum shampain wif meh??
Ifinkso today, I will start a noo tradishun, of givin a speshully maed tart to whoever gets a noo abatart!
(Tarts be verra similar to teh pi’s, aftur all)
U gets to be furst TCM!
Enny speshul flavr u wud liek?
Hmmmmmmmm, lemeh fink!!!
Meh finks ai wud liek banarnees, toffees adn lawts uv fick cweem!!!
*TCM dus a likkel dwibbel awn her desk in anstipitaishun*
Fanks skwirrlgrrl!!
Sownds liek a Bananananas Fostur tart to meh!
*hollas back to teh skwirrlz*
One BF!!
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*moments latur*
Here u goes!
* gives TheCatsMutha aBananananas Fostur (aba)tart wif xtra whippy creem*
Enjoi!
*nom nom nom nomnomnoms*
*Brrrrrrrrrp*
Ooo, exscoozes meh!!! De tart wos jus tooo delishush ai ated to kwickly!! Ai haz sayved sum uv teh whippy creem for mai kittehs wen ai getz home!
Mmmmmmm, fanks muchlee skwrrlz adn grrl x
Mai replai went down to bottom….
Yesh! It will goes nicelee wif teh cheezburgers down teh thred…and teh oatmeel ai’s eeting nao. Instid of bein’ bloo ai may be greeeeen….fank CC for virtual fud adn dwink!
Ohai all. Bery confuzed wit all diz talk uf bloo.
Wud sum1 xplan?
tnks
if Ur nayme has an active URL linkie it shows up on ICHC as bloo
Sry…..bery puter dum. URL linky? wus dat?
URL = Uniform resource locator
i.e web address U knoz the kind dat start wid
h t t p : //
the bloo nayme is a link to the URL
either Ur profyle on ICHC
or your blog
or any other page U may want to link to
is deh third field when U iz posting comments
under the space fur U e-mail
URL linky is teh same thing as internet address.
Luk up above… rite now mine has teh address for this lol.
u sets up a profile here,
and tehn u puts the URL for teh profile in teh box for it where u make ur commints.
Sasso, yew can goes tu teh Cheez Town Cryer (or just klik awn cweenmj’s name when her hai-nesss appeerz. (Ai haz a stoopy adn doan’t know how to puts teh link in here.) Dere are lots ub helpfull direckshuns teh hab bloo name adn abatar. Yew can do it!
tnks tabbehkitteh n skwirrlgrrl
yes follow demz instrukshunz dat is in CTC iffen
U gets stuck Uz can aks us and weez can halp
gud luck in deh quest fur bloo
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
oh hi Janet I see no U is bak to 4 kittehs
is deh fifth kitteh bak wid Ur cuzzin?
No – ai wuz in safari – an a hazn’t chanjed it ther. Nao ai’m bak in firefox – wif kitteh #5! He’s still heer – an HONGREE rite nao!
5 kittehs?
5?
didun’t yew reed the part in Darwin’s list about … ummm… arching of back? savage? wild? … um,… covering of excrement?
wut were yew thinking?
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srsly, when did the 5th kitteh arrives?
He’s just a foster cat! Nawt to werree! Ai no about – thoze things yoo menshuned!
Ai just hoep she gets bedder!! She shud!
Mai Ant Daisy iz in a nursing hoam fur Therapee – fur sebral weeks! An a cudn’t leeve hur pore littlol kitteh at her apart mint awl bai hisself fur so long!
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FOAR kittehs ar awl reddi awn teh edj! Mai 4th Kitteh, Cinders, was a reel foster cat – but she had bin abewsed. An seemed to bee so happee wif us taht it wuz hard to let hur go!
gud mornin to da cheezlandz..haf hartded fridayz danse..must wurk dis caturday
pleh! ai hayt werkin caturdais. tayks teh fun owt uv caturday. ai sowree fer u.
tankz fur da simfaneez, wurking da caturday is da pheh!!!
lol hahahahaha dats sooooo funneh!
i haz dis game, onli mine is delux edishion wif strypes and spots!!
I gotted dis game 19 yeers ago. It had a verreh trubbulsum boi in it, i finkso.
Dans Dans Dans!!!
Happee dai beefour Caturday tu awl teh cheezpeeps! Dis iz teh bestest dai!
Dans Dans Dans!!! Kik Kik Kik! Twurl Twurl Twurl!
Ai mayded cheezburgurs fur everyboddy, wif sordid toppinz uv ur choyce, an sordid drinkeees ov ur choyce, an sum fronsh freyed puh tatos an sum choklitt cayke fur deezurt! Eberywun help yurself!
Dans Dans Dans!
oooh nomnomnom!
veree gud parrothead!
nomnomnom fankies!
**Boop!** Yur bery bery welkum! Injoy!
Nom nom nom. Fanks!
**Boop!** Yur bery welkum! Yew habs everfing yew need?
tank u tank u, much better dan da reheated pizza i had fur the brekfast
**Boop!** Yur welkum! **wispurs** ai akshewlee lyk cold peetza!
Soooo… haow lawng is teh profile paige goin tu bee borked
Ohai AfriCat! Boop! Ai kin see teh profile paiges, iz teh miss turry.
dey iz borked fer meh tew. hoepfully dey wont bii borked as lawng as mai “give a darn” and mai “motorvashun” is borked. ai dont care tew dew ne werk tewdai.
U kin sneek in deh bak door tu ur profile!!!!
http://www.cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/profile-bak-door/
hey, it’s soooo cold in Riviera Beech dat teh manatees is habbing a cuddlefest tu stays warm. It wuz awn Gud Mornin ‘Merica just nao. Do yew think Hugh is dere cuddling?
Nah, Hugh sed hees in teh Caribbean an dey shud join him dere!
Oops. Riviera Beech is in Flory-duh, ai ment tew say. Wud anywuns be able tu pick Hugh outta a crowd of kyoot creetures?
oh teh huge manatees uv it awl! watever shall dey dew?
Dat can’t be rite. Howcums de box I’z sittin in sez s-t-u-p-i-d??
ahm lookin at ur avatar. r u shur it dussunt say c-u-t-e-y-p-i-e?
/mmmm….pie….
//runs off to work befoar i getz in trubbul
::blush::
ohai Johnnyface!
U gots a noo abatart!
Pretteh… um pretteh skary!
Still, u gets a complimentary tart in honnor of teh occashun.
Let me know if want a speshul flavr.
Otterwise, today’s flavr is Bananananas Fostur.
**luks hopefullee at skwirrl** Kin ai buy wun ov dose? I hab elebenty minus ten munnies.
Oh yeaah, **boop!**
shur!
*gives parrothead a Bananananas Fostur tart*
Oh noes, Nanners Foster is jus fine fanx.
Merf.
mmmmm nanners fosturs…
mai box sez e-v-i-l…
oops.
dropped teh box in waturr.
Ai lyk your new abatar, Johnnyface! **Boop!**
fanx. Iz not seein yet, but iz Gorgo if iz wurkin.
Gorgo iz black dragun, aifinso? Dat iz wut ai see.
*snerk*
Ohai parrothead, an Boop! tu yu too!
Ohai AfriCat! umm, ai klick yur bloo naym adn twerks… bery kyoot kittehs 2
okie dokie–tanks tu da bery gud structions on cheeztowncryer my linkie thingie now wurks–yeah..
Hey!!! Why can’t I cut and paste the pictures anymore!!! Every morning I send a funny LOL cat or dog to my daughter to start her day off right. I have always been able to cut and paste and today I can’t!!! All that comes over all the words. No picture. It’s lame! Does anyone know what I am talking about and what has changed? Like this:
Lolcatz now come in handy
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NO PICTURE!!!!
but cant u just use teh ‘email to frends’ opshun?
Ohai Jane! Hab u tride left kliking, copy adn payst n2 yur amayo? It has going 2 werd 4 me…?
I see dat kitteh
is into playing gamez
wif huumans
cun i haz un dat sez ‘fat in lazee’? fer mi catz?