Video: Hungry, Hungry Kitteh
dat kitteh wuz sew hungry dat he cudda eated a horse.
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Ai thort kittehz wuz awlwaiz hongree
An dat wun sertinlee wuz!
itz so hard to get speedy service in teh finer resto’rants these days!! gud morning and congrashulashuns, annipus
Thx, PdB, dat kitteh maed shore he got hiz fuds!
Mornin Annipuss,
hope yoo is awl warm an safe athoam?
Is Biiig snow heer in Witshire-All skools shut an MrT.M gottid stukk haff way up a hill goin twerk.
He got thar ebenchooly, but ifikso him mite has a prollum gettin Hoam if it freezes
Ohai TM, our sno iz meltin – we haz rane 2dai. Ai still can’t get owt – dere iz still 2 mutch eys awn teh paffs. Ai haz enuff fud fur 2dai an 2morro. Ai doan’t liek sno – lukks prittee, but…..
Morning Annipuss and Tidmum!
Hoap ur awl thawing out an keeping saef!
Ai just wantto say Fanku for de snoes! We gottit yesterday – put annutter futt on top ob de futt be allready had!
Still – we hab de ekvipment an de pointyends foar de boots – an moast norbegians lyke to ski ennywais!
*hands out tea an biskit – Duchy originals wif butterskotch aifink*
O, yoo beez norbeegin, nennepus!
ski is teh w00t, but teh long winnter, naught sew much…
wii had ice-storms hear in OK last wk; teh hole town pritty musch shut down. Wii beez wimpy in teh snoe! aifinkso.
we hab berry littol ice-sturms – lukkileh! dey be dangeromus!
De wus wan in Kanadada lotsa years ago – dat was hyuge! u cud be seeing it fromda outter spays – cos itwas all dark i Kvebekk!
berry berry scary – hearded a programm on de Beebs listen agin – wer dey interbjuwd peeps inda kowtrieside dat saed awl dey heerded for weeks wus djust de trees fawling… spookifying – really!
Yeah, wii hadded N-kredible ice storm last yere. Manny peepz were wiffout teh ‘lektricity 4 sebberal daze. Ebberybuddy lost trees–made me sad, ai lubbs treez–it took months fore teh city ob Norman 2 kleen up awl teh mess!!
yor Welkum,Nennepus
We never get mutch snow in TTI, but wen we do, teh contry grinds to a halt!!!
We not has the rite ekwipment, an the Highways peeps be runnin owt ob road salt!!!
It be meltin a bit nao, but i heerd there be moar on teh way.Gud job I got fud an water aplenty
*Nibbles on a Duchy Originul Biskit, tehn Dunks it in teh Tea* Nommmmm!!
Fanx for the noms
*joynes tidmum at teh tablol*
Ai’m just passing throo. But ai cudn’t resist teh company an teh budderskotch biskits!
*Nibblols on a Duchy Originul Biskit, tehn Dunks it in teh Tea, too*
Ohai!
Thanks, Nennepus!
We still has lots ov snoe, but it’z sposed to get much warmer today.
o hai, janet!
nyse 2 Cee Yoo!
Cee Yoo.
ohai Janet,
How is yor finner?
I hope it nawt too bothersum?
Thanks fur askin! But. . .this afternoon iz when ai go to teh DrBoneCat – an ai just KNOW that wahtebber tehy do, it’s gonna hurt!
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Ai’m nermalee nawt such a wimp. . .but ai seed teh xray an *shudder* teh binez don’t lion up! Ai KNOW if ai dint know that, it wunt bither me so much!
wut on erff did yoo doo too bork yore finnger so bad lyke tath?
{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}
Poor yoo
Donut wurries.They will gib yoo some nice gowaypain meds an yoo wont feel a fing.
I joins yoo awn teh Owchie cowch. Ihas the frombofleabitus in mah leg. O.o
I sittin wiv leg up an playin awn pyuter.
Kidlets gettin grumblee cos I keep askin tehm to do helpin fings
No skool today.
Wen Drz duing dat kinda stuff, I find it eezier tu not watching!! I dusn’t watch dem just taking deh stitchez owt….eben wen dey say, “u won’t feel nuffin” I b thinkig uv u tuday!!
ai skwished it a bit in a skreen dore. But ai dint think it wuz borked!
Ai noe! Ai’ll just cloaz mai aiez an think ov teh TTI!
Doobul entendre!
But – yoo haz teh dredded frombofleabitus in yur leg????
That duzzn’t sound so gud!
Hoeps yew boats are feelin beddur soon!
{{{Tidmum and JCH4H+1 visitin kitteh}}}
Lol at how he stabs it with a fork to deter it
Fleep! Ar yoo bal nao?? Just in taim!
Jinx!! Moarning Janet!! I posted a nite watchman last nite fur Mumrik. dunno if u saw it, it wuz bureed deep in deh fred.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/04/funny-pictures-u-need-sox/#comment-584520
Oh cweenmj – ai DID see it – an wept bukkitz again! So byootiful!
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Mai aiez ar leeking just thinkngov it! But ITZ OK!!! Becuz it iz awlso so verree verree cumfurting fur us awl. Itz just az we hoep thing reelee ar!
I has leeky iyes….but a happi in mai heart knowin that the Wonnerful Nite Watchman be lookin after Totte, an awl our Heart kittehs an goggies an animules
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}
whut a beeyootiful storeee, cween! I meen berry touching and leeky-eye making, but awlso, yoo doo has a grate talent 4 righting! And awl teh compooter stuff yoo doos 4 us at ICHC! Woodn’t bee cheezland wiffout yoo!
Gud Morning Fleep!!! iz u bak home???
Ohai cweenmj,
fankee for teh emeow
I still laffin – Mr T.M didn’t ‘get it’ .I telled him he wuz a grumpee an maybee he was habbin teh Male bersion of it?
LOL!!! I figgered u’d enjoy dat wun.
Deh menz….. sumtiymez dey just don unnerstand…. but awl uz galz du!!
I sendid it to mah Sister
She will LUB it!!!!
OMG! dat kitteh was HUNgre
and he has a strong sense ownership!
“toona iz mien, mien mien, mien, mien”
aifinkso!
ROFLMAO!!! Doan mess wiv tihs kittoon oar yu wil draw bak a NUB!
JEBUZ! FEED YO KETTEHZ!!! THEY’Z STARVINNNNN
faster fool!!1!
yU noes dat Eye lubbs mii sum fast fuds, foolz!
O hai, Krelm!
I lyke yore “stick kitteh” abatar; did yoo draw it awl by yerself? ai still kneeds mii an abatar, maybee ai try 2 draw myown. trooly inspiratshunal…
Hai kitkay! Yes! Yoo need an abatart – an to tern bloo!
An bao that Fleep iz bak, wehn yoo tern bloo, he will hav a speshul song fur yoo!
O, dat’s too kool!
ai is such a procatstonator, gotta juss do it…
N E way, I godda go now….(eyes tyred)…
I ben tawking way 2 mush,
turk-oyez kwiltz ebberwear!
I can has cheezbuger wif tuna?
you want fries widdat?
yesh, plz….sooper sighs…
*ahhh*
Noe! Thay b taykin my fud ahway!
Kitteh is a sucker for tuna.
Mornin cheezpeeps!!
Ai haz a bery bery bizzee dai at wurk, but had 2 say Hai adn wish u awl a gud cheez dai!!
Thx, TCM. Hoep u haz a gud dai 2!
hi, annipuss, and TCM!
an Tidmum and nennepus,
an ‘fleep, an ebbrywon pawned by kittehz in cheezland!
Moarning tu u tu!
*gets moar tee and Duchy originlols biskits wif butterscotch*
*ooh – an faound a pakkit wif lemming shoartbredd fins too*
Help urselbs!
*joynes nennepus*
*getts sum goodies*
*taykes sum obber 2 Shizuko below 4 a beeg alfabit feest*
Ohai kitkay
an awl teh Cheezpeeps
*wabes to Cheezland an offers a platter ob sordid cakes an cukies*
Hungree kitteh is hungree! Gimmee dat!
An doan’t bovver `bowt teh dish!
he can dish it out,
but he can’t take it…
he he I fink hims was doing gud job ov taking it aniwayz lol
O, yesh, maggs, teh kitteh shure CAN tayke it…
bud teh hewmon gui CAN’t!
neener, neener, neener!
We eat
what we can,
and what we can’t,
we can.
git it?
yes but teh kitteh wants tew gets it faster
troo, dat;
but hims naught want 2 “can” it…
dare’s dem whut gibbs,
denn dare’s dem whut TAYKES!
Dat kitteh mus be usin de new gum to build up his teef – dey are STRONG
Kitteh goez in2 “Orbit” wiff
Xylitol! Yaayz!
“Wii dont kneed no stinkin’ poseablol fumbs!”
Kitteh iz pursistant in triing to get at hims gushifuds….
BTW speed of cat is neerly that ovv speed ov lite whenit comes to gushifuds
kitteh–D-fying teh lawz ob fizziks?
4 kittehs, de so-calld “lawz ob fizziks” r moar wut u call “suggestyuns” oar “guydleins.”
Oar to put it in anudder wai, “Dere is no spoon,” wich this liddul babee kitteh noaz verri well.
Dat kitteh musta been vewy hungreh
Gud moarnin, Cheezland!
It iz COLD heer! Maded it berry hard to get outta bed, lemmetellya.
I’m so reddy foar warmer wevvers. Wii nawt egg-speckted to brake 30*F today. Pleh.
Gotta start gettin reddy foar werk. See y’all laytur!
guten Morgan, rhsb!
hab ein guten Day,
an dress warm-ishly!
I iz hungree 2
Yesh, kwite! thyme 4 gud fuds 4 teh hoomin slaves, rite?
lesssee, ai gotz:
Artychoke lungs (tehy were outta harts)
bake-on,
COOKIES,
.
D
drumstix (chikken wons, icy-kreem wons, wooden wons, whuttebber yoo lykes!)
eggz, (chiggen wons, kwayle wons, dukk wons–yore choyse)
Fried fuds (chiggen, eggz, ice-creem, whutebber yoo plz),
German Potayto salad
Hambergerz – wi cheez, ov corse
Ice scream!!
J. . .
Jellies an Creem
Knikkerbokker glories
Lemming merrang Pi
N..
Nachoes wif awl de trimmings – ooh, a suddin crayvings for nachoes
Mushy peas wif fish an tchips (suurprisingsleh good – aifinkso)
Orinj an chockli moose wif kreem
P…
ai wint to china eester last yeer – we had fried custard!!! nom – surpraisinglie nom!
Hungree kitteh complanez bowt slow serbis aiefinksew
Serbis iz not needed!!Kitteh jus want 2 EET!!! xD
yesh aiefinkso, no wai dis humum getting a tip awff hungree kitteh, in fact hims lucky hims not get the pointy endz!
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kitteh finngertips,
dont want!!!
He luckie he getz to keepz hiz fingurz. :3
That is wun itteh bitteh kitteh to be puttin up such a ruckus! The mush bigger cat quietly backed away.
teh bigger cat knowed crazee when she saw it!
Kittehs alwis soun laik “Yuo nebber feeds meh” but dis wun … OH BOI! Neber see kitteh grabbna can laik taht. Sias “FUD NAO stoopid hoomin!” LMAO
what is it about people with cats? they think that is is perfectly ok for them to walk on the work surfaces of the kitchen? eeeeeuuuuuwwwww
It HAZ to be awl rite! Becuz there iz no way to stop tehm!
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But we DOOO wash teh surfaces! An we awl haz reelee grate imewn systems!
Yeah, I’d hafta hire a full tiem person to keep dem kittehs down. Nawt practical.
I’d rather use the squirty stuff onna counters.
Anybudy wants a job as a kitteh remover? Teh pays ar low, but yu getz gushifuuds.
ackshully the kitchen counters r teh ONLY plase my kittehs cannot/donut go!
corse I has very little counter spase, and its usually full of stuff, so that mite has something to do wif their complianse.
Mai boikitteh iz tu chunkee te jump awn teh cownterz, plus he’sa senyur catizen — 16 yeers old. He wud if he cud 2 gets teh gushifud.
Hab a grate day, cheezpeeps. Tiem fer teh werk.
I’m not the cat,
Dis can must ab the new cheezburger tuna flava gushifood that all teh cool cats iz klamerin fur…………………..
Ohai…..Ifinks hooman feeds his self 1st.
Usin bad maners, kriters awlys eet 1st at
r hous. jest gud maners.
Kitteh sez: DO WANT.
A classic — it’s called being “Food Aggressive”. Love the wife’s laugh.
Himz still a tainee bebbeh. Mebbe iz wai he so hungree.
Vewy, vewy kewt kitteh. Ai theenks maibe dat kitteh luvs dinnatyme!
Om nom nom nom
Hungry indeed…:))))
Rippin a kitteh’s teefs out is always funneh! Nawt! He should’ve put the can on the counter insted of pullin’ it away!
Relx a lil, k? Kitteh’s teefs are lots an lots strong, srsly. If dis kitteh was hurted he wud lets go uv teh can. Iz a smrt kitteh.
Actually, from the tone of the cat’s howls and the jerky way it finally disengaged, it kinda sounded to me like he was somehow stuck on the can. (In other words, I think the poor guy was *trying* to let go but couldn’t.)
Not saying he was in danger of losing a tooth, but I didn’t find it too pleasant to watch…
Thought exactly the same thing. The sound does sound hurtful.
lol..lol…lol
da kat pricked up hiz ears……..
oh de languidge!
He still be wondern why dat kitty be swearing at him so bad!
lol…lol…lolyer!…..i needs a lolyer……..sum kitty iz gon sue meez!
Dumbass!!! The kitteh’s teeth were hung up on the edge of the freaking can!!! Poor kitteh witteh! He should have put the can down or angled it to get his kitteh’s teeth off of it. That’s why the kitteh was crying!!! I bet that hurt like hell. Damn fool idiot.
Sorry, not going to lolspeak on this comment.
Were you actually playing tug-o-war with a can of food? You know they have sharp edges, right? How cute would it have been if you cut the kittens gums or mouth? Oh, how about this…maybe rip his teeth out? Even though they’re deciduous teeth at this point, they’re still not ready to come out yet. I’m not even going to get into what you were going to use that fork for.
Yay! Let’s make the animal suffer because of our own stupidity!
Yeah, you’re brilliant…
*upplawz*
little kittahs are very possessive! they grow out of this extreme behavior, as long as you reward them for doing things that please you.
i would say the gentlemen should have grabbed the kittah gently by the nap of the neck (like its mother would) and the kittah would most likely be forced to let go.. or try to get between its head and the food with his fingers. though they may come out a bit bloody.
teehee
nom nom nom…MINEZ. C thut fat cat thar? How he get so fat? MINEZ
omg, did you see that poor cat? He was skinny as a pole! No wonder he’s hungry, he’s practically starved!
Him looked tew beh a reskew… there was every indication that him was a feral kitteh dat is bean maed nawt feral bai gud hoomins. Iffn yew look at da udder kittehs, they are well fed and cared foar, and the people were nawt trying to prevent him from eating, only wanted to put da fuds onna plate/bowl fur him.
Actually looks like he was crying because he was stuck/hurt. If he had dropped the darned can the cat would have come lose and there wouldn’t have been meowing. That wasn’t cute or funny. That poor cat was in pain
you’ll always find a bunch of morons who will consider it funny.
Half the cas on this web site come from some guy who puts dea cats into weird poses…buthey you’re making posting it here, what do you care that poor little cat is starved to death…
My GOD please have some type of sense of humanity about the photos and videos oyu post here. Think about where they come from and don’t post things that make it looks like the animals were hurt or abused that is just plain old irresponsible.
I once did something very similar with a rotting turkey carcass stolen from the garbage and my cat…
dis wuz seww coot da kitteh waz vwery hugwey!!
Plz to giv me mah fuuuud! U has a Bad!
That’s howz eye feelz wen I goes to da Gowlden Koral.
my cat eats out of the food bag
I has seen diz bee4. And noez, da hooman didn’ use da fork on da kitteh. ‘Twas to suurv da gushifudz.
should be careful. kittah can cut their mouth like that, and then an infection. then no more nomming. refuse to nom because mouth hurts. he really shouldn’t have pulled on the can like that. the sharp edges are bad for kittahs. which is also why they should never eat out of a can, too. poor kittah
om nom SKREEEEEECH nom nom SCKKRRAAAGGHH nom NOM NOMMMGGGHH
Dis like mi kittah Dunner, he b all gerrz evin if iz jus be don feedin him.
that’s just cruel! poor kitty, let him eat! there’s nothing funny.
This is why we don’t let our kitteh up on teh kitchen counter!
OMG! THAT CAT BETER BE FED! OR THATS ANIMAL ABUSE!
Meh thought its teethz was stuck
less theft of videos that have been on you tube for 5 years plz.
no video??
Hi Im perty
Can I get that audio bit at the end as a ring tone? that would be brilliant!! lol
reminds me of my cousin,
newman
My super skinny laptop wont let me view the video!!!what the f****
Ha, my kitteh used to dop the same thing.
OMG! Ma Kittayz be freakin when they seez dis!
Haha…WHAT A CUTE BENGAL KITTEN! this is so typical of a bengal kitten the first time they get food they like, or wet food for the first time, or feather toys!!! My bengal would grab my sheepskin rug and growl and try to “kill” it…
I don’t think the kitten’s teeth were stuck. If it was in pain, it would have run away once it got loose instead of gobbling up the bit of food it managed to get and then immediately trying to get more.
Were his teeth stuck? That didn’t look very funny. And let’s not get started about cats up on your kitchen counter. I love my kitties but that’s disgusting.
wowz dat cat hungrys very must wants fuuds bad though i seriously can get more hungrys den dat and IM ON DA INTERWEBS LOTSA PEOPLE C DIS KOOOLS HI’S ^^
That was one hungry hungry kittih
Good thing strong man there to pull mighty kitty away from dangers….
holy carp… dat iz one hungree kitteh!!wad da heck iz wid awl da growlin!!
that was verry crule to give a ferret anything hot and not a part of their diet you people dount even deserv to have that pet infact ANY pet and you should be rep[orted to animaal crulty.I AM A ELEN YEAR OLD AND I EVEN KNOW BETTER THA THAT INFACT I HAVE ANIMALS AND YOU PEOPLE WILL NEVER BE NEIR THEM!
what does a ferret have to do with anything?
God! Nowonder yer catz so hungary! u can sea all his ribs and da tale looks like a ratz tale!
Not funneh!
omglol it said “umm. no!” before it grabbed the food!
This wuz ABSOLUUTLY GORGEOUS!!!! Bad day, but dat kitteh showed me wat DEETURMINASHON is!
OMG that is so cute!
Hahaha thats adorable!
insistant kitteh ;D
So cute! luv it!
wow dat was funny that lil kitteh must be HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is dat his mameh bhind him at 0:10?