Bellhop Kitteh will take your bags now.
u mite wantz 2 be carefull wif dis bag. it gotz sumfing speshul in it.
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Butt ownlee teh smallist wunz
Wif teh peenut budder innit.
mm… *licks jar*
Ai leebs de biggis fawr de goggie
We habs a Huskee goggie dat pulls teh heavy bags.
Hims wuddn’t hab it enny otter way.
And Pmt = cheezeburger!
Pliz tip wiv cheezburgers.
A look of bemused idocy, I haz one.
Ahhh!!! I’m missing an “i”!!!1 Haz U seen it?
second!
Nope. Nawt-fourth. *gigglols*
*offers Allison a drink*
o hai? u a n00b, rite? wel, on here, wii liek 2 post a funnee komment insted uv jus yellin owt “first!” or “nawt-sekkund!” or “sekkund!” etc. adn day waey, u doan look liek an idyit wen u doan akshully get teh proklamed numbr.
ohai! awn mai pooter luks liek 6-wae makramae! wut dansies an dreenks u b wanteeng? purrhaps u sitT hotell barre wile ur bagz b takin 2 ur roomz bai teh belhoPP kitteh? (iffen u daer)
ohai upfi!
mai room on nawt secund floor – fankies!
So mush fur teh penthowse sweet.
*whispurrs – aifink mebbeh kitteh will be revenging being mushed liek a goggie…… mai pore bags… Aill neber see dem agin!!!*
Ai axsepts tips in cheezburgrs onlee, plzktnx!
5 cheezburgers per bag iz cusstomairy.
No, cannot b putted on ur bill.
Muss b putted in mah mouf.
butt (hee) no onyuns!
Butts, I ordered fur-furs.
Iffs u furget to tip,
u gets a complimentary surprise in ur bag.
U mai get dat eben wif teh tips.
To
Insure
Poopies
= TIP
ooh, a mnemenomenomonik fraz!
And mii pointee ends in ur butts
iz just whut ai wuz finking!
Gud luk getting dem bak.
FTW
Ai wuz gonna sed dat, but U gawt there nawt sekkund.
GMTA, WRR!
… an will riful throo dem, den leev dem sumware. We duzzint noeing where.
an chainjeeng ur reservabamation 2 teh tynee rum fayceeng garbidj paylez an rite necks 2 elebemator!
“I’ll take the blonde, and you take the one in the turban…”
Eh?
*whispurrs – Ai googled it – it be from de moobie Yung frankinsteens brayde – an ai still dont gettit… *
Joyn teh club! Ai aern’t a moobie-goer an doan’t watsh moobies awn TB, so ennee refrins 2 a moobie maeks me goe “Eh?”
Different Ref. Bonus points for the referrer:
“What are those two old bags doing here?”
“Them? Oh… They live here…”
Another Ref (too easy aifinkso):
“Candygram for Mongo, Candygram for Mongo…”
mangled skwirrl sez, O Noes….
Help me out Leeza. The children around here don’t get any of it (except Dan: thanks Dude)…
well I wud liek to, but I’m due for anotter transfyooshun soon… that shark really did a number on me…
But otterwise, they cud just luk up Land Shark on Wiki..
I has to go now.. teh blud loss has left me teh week week week!
Ai hoep u aern’t cawlin me a chyld!
not even remotely, I know better than to mess with the “little-ol-ladies”
got put in my place by one in Georgia.
wun owt uv 3 ain’t bad, Ai’ll own dat Ai’m awld, but little and laydee – nope!
ai wud sai dat hims gotteded too awtob twree….afturr awl, yoo arre femayull, sew dat wud, at leest fur teh moast part, cobbur teh laydee part…..at leest dat ai wud finkso…
man-alive, ya really know your gettin’ dry, when you chug half a bottle of water……..and you vision clears.
Wen ur mouf is gettin dry
Ur plenny hi…
♫♫♫
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said “Look man, come down here”, he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said “Look man, a-what time is it?”
He said “The clock on the wall say three o’clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?”
♫♫♫
Wow! Major copy-and-paste fail (on my name)!
What did yoo meen to say? This vershun is verree intersting, if a
bit bafflling.
Wun burbon, wun skotch, an wun beeeeeer…..
Ooooh — Blazing Saddles! Ai figyurd it owt wiffowt luukin (den chekked it on Googlol to maek shur).
Blazing Saddles – aifinkso
Mah Mom used to sai “All bags are tied at teh top” as she put her hair in a pony tayl.
wasn’t that hump on the other side?
What hump?
You mean THAT hump?
Ahhhhh… Never with a tux…
*snerk*
ummm……nevermind
♫♫♫
If you’re blue and you don’t know
where to go to why don’t you go
where fashion sits
Puttin’ on the Ritz…
♫♫♫
UUUUaaahhhhggghhh!
♫♫♫
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin’ on the Ritz…
♫♫♫
abby sumwun
abby hoo?
abby…..normal
(ai lubs Yung Frankenstein)
puhhhhunannriiiis!
Sonds liek da Maus needs a wingman?
wingwingwing…is dis bananafone?
Hewwo?
if one was to make a 3-way call on such a phone……..would it be a bannana-split?
.
.
(ghosts of rimshots past echo thru-out the building)
*Hears a rimshot*
*BaDa Bump Ching!*
Thank you… Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal…
Bell Hop Kitteh?
Wat u fink hims iz – a Pavlov goggie?
Him wuld nom teh bel nawt hop onnit if himz wuz a pavlov kitteh.
Wen teh kittehs start cryin fur fuds in teh morning, and I jumps outta bed to feeds dem, I wunner who’s trainin who.
I duzzent wunner dat ne mohr.
I haz bin Nyx-trayned berri well, fankoo.
odeer mEe 2! speshully nao dat kitteh iz owldur, hee expeks sirviss rite awae n da moarneeng, noe daudleeng!
Kitteh, ware iz ur Hojo naem tag?
I’z beginning to fink ur nawt a reel bellhop.
r u questoning da bellhop kitteh?
yah…srsly…..wai yoo kwestyunink meh?
yoo mite wanna bii caerfulol wif dis wun….
ai seez a peenutt buttur lid awn hims hed…..
bii caerflol, yoo nawt wanna git sam….samo……….dat weerd diseeze dat sownds liek a fishie….er, ai meen a see kitteh….
I tink dat kitteh iz so cute =)
Bell boy! I got to keep running now.
Bell boy! I got to keep running now.
Bell boy! keep my lip buttoned down.
Bell boy! keep my lip buttoned down.
Bell boy! carry this baggage out.
Bell boy! carry this baggage out.
Bell boy! always running at someones heel.
Bell boy! always running at someones heel.
You know how I feel, always running at someones heel.
You know how I feel, always running at someones heel.
*followz alawng biihiend wif bagz* war yoo want meh tew put dem?
Iz teh Hu, aifinkso?
**DINGDINGDING**
U win!
“Must have moooore”
No, I nawt seen lid tu p-nut butur. Y u ask?
boops the bell-kitteh’s peenk noze
*appearz* yoo rang? yoo want meh tew carry sumpfink fur yoo?
Ewe kin carry dis bag ov Cheezburgers and bey teh wiegh, I haz dem counted, so nawt to be eating any plz.
*tipz hat* ai cin bii trustid, donut yoo weree…..were yoo want dem tew bii playsed?
write here on teh tablol.. tehn ewe can haz 3 Fowr a tip… I finks sew!
okai…..butt ai ownlee needz wun…yoo kan keep teh othur too…..iz okai wif meh…
Jackie O kitteh waring da pill box hat.
nnkai….will bii bakk aftur nomtiem…..adn piano tiem………
jusstt thot ai’d tell ya’ll…..
Hay, iz ennywun bartendin tonite, oar is it self-serb?
I has hadda day frum yoo-kno-ware an I needs sum adult refreshmints.
No bartenderz? Okay.
**goes behind bar, grabs tekillya**
**considers gettin glass, but desydes agin it**
I’ll be ober heer inna corner ifn ennywun iz luukin foar me.
**tips the bottlol of tekillya an lissens to teh crikkets**
♪ ♫
Well its sunday morning
And the sun is shining in my
Eye that is open
And my head is spinning
Was the life of the party
I can’t stop grinning
I had to much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo
You are friend of mine
I like to drink you with
A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys
Did I shoot out the lights
Did I dance on the bar
Did I start any fights
Now wait a minute
Things don’t look to familiar
Who is the cowboy who’s sleeping beside me
Well he’s awful cute
But how’d I get his shirt on
I had to much tequila last night…
She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Lord have mercy, my only thought
Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off
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.
.
**finks to hurself: Considerin hao songs abowt tekillya inklood peoplol losin dere clothes, I bedder cubber up wif a blankee**
At leest turn up teh fermo splats.
Gud eyedea!
Wud nawt wanna put ennywuns eie owt.
Did I jes say dat owt lowd?!?! 
**staggers toward NB**
Doan forgetz teh piklol joos. It will git rid ub teh aftur tayst uf teh tekillya so U can drinks moar shotz suuner.
Pikklol joos?
No fank yoo. I nawt kin eet pikklols, let aloan drink teh joos. Pleh.
(I nawt ablol to eet pikklols foar teh sayme reezun I nawt ablol to eet teh choklit an mint togedder. Gotted berry sik onna beeg fat dill yeers ago.)
*snerk*
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.*snerk-snerk*
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*chortle*
**glares at Dan**
Watchoo laffin at, mistersmartypantz?
U remember Swiss Cololonee habbin stores inna mall?
Well, dats ware it camed from.
I donut kno ifn I gotted teh migrayne befoar, durin oar after I eeted it, but it wuz horriblol.
**shudders**
*luuks around*
who?…….me?
Um….yeah you.
Rooooodddneee, yew gots some ‘splainin tew do.
Y’all remember teh dood my boss is tryin to set me up wif?
Well, him came up to teh offis today and spended ober 40 minnits innit!
Foar wutebber reason, him wuz gettin awn my nerbs, so I maded egg-skyooses to get away from teh room.
Dat’s nawt teh gud sine. Haow U gunna maek it fru a hole dinnur adn dansing nite?
Bellhawpz Kitteh wurkz
verreh hawrd in lawbee ubz
‘Syummeez Hoatell’
Nawts wurkz verreh hawrdz,
reelee. Kitteh juss lykez 2
wayrz sillee redz capp
Bellhwapz Kitteh wantz
2 beez Hoatell Cawnnsee~urrj.
Canz getz pree~mo Nipz
Jack.
Bwavo, Jack!!
ohai ur majistee!
yesh, eggselint pome!
inN Pawis, iz a Bery BigG Deel 2 b Hoetell Consierj! “Bawnjoor madam, Bawnswoir mis-yoor,” dey sae, awl sirius an formel! itT b a lyttle skeeree. iffen belhop kitteh b Pawisian, eben skeerier.
n wat world iz it rite to remak nite rider???
kudnt belef wat i waz see’n on da tb
Bellhop Kitteh
welcomes ur tips
in dolers, eu-rows
or snorgles.
red cap = train porter
…monorail porter?
Tikets plz!
Ai wunder ware teh kitteh will taek mai bags…
aww, kittehs so smilee! i luvs it!
*hugs screen*Ai <3 da kitteh!! Wait let meh guess the hotals called The Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Cometeh Hotal!!!
Dat is my kitteh Twinkie… Iz so proud to see dat dumb face here
Yes you may take my bags what a cute kitteh