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dont u noe dat claws awlwayz beats paper?
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claws won
happitay! my nawt sekund top of de brayd.
con cat ulations! would you like sum pruvian coffeees & pruvian panetón to sillybrate, or sumfin elz¿
cawfee sound good. tank yoo!
*sips on de kawfee*
um—*whispurrs* what is pruvian paneton?
is made in Peru, is very similar to panettone, a bread that is sweet, almost like a cake, with raisins, and candied papaya and such. Reminds me of “King Cake”from N’Orluns but inna diffrunt shape and wifout da icing or color’d shugar. Here
*passes a lil pies*
try dat, and if you no like, wheeel get chew sumfing elz, ‘kay?
ohh nommy!
thanks so berry much.
*noms lil pies ob paneton in oen beeg biet*
can ai have sum mor pweese?
*plzd look*
sir tainlee! They are teh BIG, adn dey taste best fresh
*passes over Ginormaus slice*
*surreptishusushlee steals some of da candied papapaya*
now try dis, is berry, berry,berry good for you
*passes lil bowl 0 quinoa*
*looks askanse at quinoa*
wat aer you giving me naw?
*luks answeranz at nyghtwind*
is a grain which you can eat fur brekfast. sum peeps put milk
(pruvians seem to v da ‘vaporat’d milk) adn cinanom adn pinch 0 cloves, adn mebbee sum broon shugars. is tasty plane, tho; could get a little getting used too.
*pssssst give sum to Mikey, he’ll eat anything*
if in this case mikey is da goggie
Mikey didn’t eat it.
Mi kitteh did befor he culd. She luvs de crunchy fuds.
u can quinoaotto ob it tu – iz nommy and nutty!
*steels a pees ob panton*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Mai head is knott on mai shoalders tuday…
U can ob corse maek kweenoahottoh wif it…
:sigh:
*eats moar pannitonn*
KeenWah?!?! I wud lyk sum too pleeze! I usedta git it at the helf food store where I went fer muh Dr Bronners but now I buys my soaps onna web and no moah quinoa as a result.
Don’t yu has quinoa in yur regular supermarket?
My onny prollem wif quinoa is teh rinsing…it is so tiny it slips out froo the sieve.
If teh quinoa is slips through the sieve, how do the proovians wash it? Maybe they have very fine sieves? Maybe you could try using a flour sifter or line your sieve with cheesecloth?
no rinsing! jus cook! (mebbe look thru n taek out enny xtranemous bit o things) enny recipe u can maek wif couscous u can maek wif quinoa, just taeks a little longer 2 cook. yummy!
besmall!!
Hai!! LONG taim no see! An waht a grate abatart hav!
“*luks answeranz at nyghtwind*”
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OMCC, dat beh tew funneh! Yew da brillyant, MaryO!
i wuz feline a lil silly writing datt!
Mai deer sweetpea:
Hao du yu bii commin tu knoe sew mush bout Peruvian fuds? Dey sownd soo nommy! Duz yu import, or haz yu a res-sippy? Wud yu cher it wif us?
Mary O spended sebberal weeks in Peru teechin and soaking up their kulcher. She made them more smart and dey made her more interestin (nawt dat she needed it)
fangs, judson. is very kind of you to say dat.
ohai, hissyfit, i use da recipeas for quinoa dat i saw at teh whole fuds store where i bot da quinoa, adn i extrapLOLated the flavahs from wot i ate in Peru adn frum eeting wif my pruvian frenz. I has made noo Pruvian frens from
teaching ESL( Engrish azza Nawt Furst Langwich) azza volunteer. Iz full 0 win adn awesum.
oh, adn da panetón i bot at a grosery store dat handulz da products dat [latinoes{ needs. I like da Gloria brand da best, but Donofio is good too.
An cud ai hav sum too pleese?
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an LUK! nyghtwind! Ai browted yoo a prezzie fur yur nawt sencond nswt second!
Teh O’Ringinal “Cheezes Twice” frum 28 Janyooary 2007!
/http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/jesus-christ-its-a-lion/
Hmmmmmmm
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/13/jesus-christ-its-a-lion/.
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Izzit bloo nao??
thanks JCH4K. ob corse yoo can has sum too.
*gibes her lil bowl of quinoa*
*addz sum hunnee and dreied cherreez to teh saykred Inka crop grayne, both deelishun an nootrishus!*
*nom nom nom nom*
But ai wuz releelee hieping fur sum ov teh Prooviun paneton!
oh aiz sorry. here iz a BEEG peis of panteon to maek up for it.
*passes Janet of 45 kittehs a ginormaus pies 0 panetón, minus a few peas is 0 candeed papayas(
LOl! Ohnlee fur a fyoo weelks! Tehn ai am bak to JCH4K!
Yew is behin da cat sat, Janet?
U can haz foster kitteh Janet?
WierdPretzl strykz agayn. Daht wuz kaws Janet sez she haz a 5th kitteh, but onlee fur a few weekz!
ai haven’t been round for a while. When did it change to 5 Janet?
BTW, how can you have 0.5 kittehs? (been tew shy to ask before)
An Naw WierdPretzl traiz 2 maek mii luik teh stoopee bai puttin messayj whaye ir shood bee. But luik kloazlee; it haz am impossibul indent!
ohai!
how did u get owt?
did I forget to put more skotch in for u?
*goes to replenish teh traps*
Ohai p4t! Yes, ai haz a foster kitteh! But ai cannawt say moar cuz ai am going sune to get mai borked finger fixed!
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Howsomebber – ai must warn yoo taht we hav bin having butter skitch PIs becuz Leeza-b sed she cawted at skotch – fur teh verree furst tiam!
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But yoo ar cleerlee heer – an nawt in a PI.
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Sooooo skwirrlgrrl – wud yoo laiK to tell us just exactatlee waht wuz in thise PIs??? Hmmmmm??
*goes to ask teh skwirrlz*
Conga ratz, nyghtwind! Nawt sekond nawt sekond eez big deel!
Gud luk wif teh teeching fings, bdm! ai wantz teh heer abawts yore class! Speekin ub wich, if’n ai don’t leeb nao, ai’ll be layt fur mine!
Fangs, tabbehkitteh! Ai will beh shore tew gibs a full report.
Conga-rats, nyghtwind! Yay! I sillybrayts with yoo! *dantz dantz dantz* Yippee!
yez. i luvs to danz!
*skipptyskipittydansdansdans*
*pownse*
*skipittymor*
oh, goodie! i was hopink someone would start a nawtsekkund nawtsekkund danz!
*dansdansdans twirl*
*lil Klonk!*
*getsback up, dustselfoff, misses misselaneeyus flloof*
ohai, grmlin! hows mr gremlin deez daze?
He is good! We is both well, as is Dexter-kitteh. Mr. G and I is tayking tomorrow and going sled riding! Whee! Shuld be fun. We useta goes sledding a cuppla tymes in teh winter. Last yeer I went wunz. This will be mah nawt-sekkund tyme this winter.
It seems lyke it snows at least a liddel every day. We spends owr days shuveling snow and whakking teh ice off teh drive way. Owr idea uv winter fun, let us show yoo it!
Hao ar yoo?
Winter fun – puts teh WIN in winter!
oooooooo, dat sownds like fun! i come wif you, ebben dough i be a major skeeerdy cat
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i
ohai gremlin!
one of mah fondest wishez is for teh ski slopes in teh US to put in teh sledding runs/trails like they has in Yoorup. *sigh* Sledding in Awstria was one of teh mostest fun tiems I ever had!
Ware do u go sledding?
*went away frum keyboard for a whyl, coems bak and sees notes*
Yes! Is teh fun! We dryves sorta north frum here into teh less populayted area in teh state forest. Teh peepuls hoo snowmobiles packs down teh paths, and then is gud for sledding. (Has to keep an eye and an ear owt for snowmobiles, tho.)
We has those cheep pieces uf plastic that izznt even wurthy uv being kalld sleds. Is a liddel hard on teh baksyde! Wun uv these days I gitz us reel sleds, which I had in mah childhood at hoem.
When I wuz a kittn, we sledded on teh hill rite abuv mah parintz haus. In just a liddel snow, in lotsa snow, and on teh ice too. (Sledding on ice is nawt so smart, I sees this nao.) Beeg hill with line of trees and rock pile at bottom of hill = just as gud as having brayks on teh sled, LOL!
*wants to go sledding wif a feerce*
we used teh old fashuned wooden sleds, and steered wif our feets. Teh place we went was a 3 mile run, but I herd there were some others up to 12 miles long in Yoorup! WANT TO GO!
pointy ends wins ebery time
i finkso dat cat cheets, finks goggie.
cheetahs neber prawsper!
silleh goggie claws awlways wins!
Justice
poketic justice.
do u has a lisence for that poketic justice?
Ai always looose at dat game.
Kitteh gets da luxureeus bed… as eet shud beh!
Goggie losted sooper bowl bet.
I spect he’d lose the supper bowl too.
how is Uz mah fren dis morning?
Kitteh has teh dubblol threat – branes AN beyooty!
Goggie? Wayle, him iz goggie.
ohai rhsb how CCK (Cold Cold Kentucky)? and how iz us
is u offishully singlol again?
Hay red, haow’s ur hed tihs morning?
Iz it at leest 10 degrees in KY ? We are at negative-something up here…
Eeck, ware is u perzactly?
Alaska
Boise
Cal-ee-for-nyah (tahoe)
Denver…
I fink herez ar in Mishigun
Yesh…ai iz in Meeshigun. Unfortunately!(for todai at leest)
Ennywhere but here
Far Far Away
Gon fishin (i.e. ice fishin o’course)
Heer i am sittin in a tin can…
Insied teh iglue
Just norf uf teh souf pole
Klondiek
L..
Kitteh duz wut hurz
duz. Dawggeh nawtz knoez wye, butz
will lurnz sune eenuff
Kitteh lykes beeg wyde
cummfee feengz, duz nawtz caryz 4
pladz. Lykes strypez bettah!
Kitteh mayz gibbz bakk
Dawggeh bedz, butz Dawggeh shoodz
addaptz andz enjoyz
Jack.
*clap clap clap*
annuder masterpeece!
gammacat! U is BLOO!!
next tiem u see Fleep, tell him and he will give u teh offishul bloos welcomming!
Yaaay!
Boooo!
Syz iz maor impurrtant tahn kewtness, but poyntee endz arrrh maor impurrtant than syz!!
Goggies are nebber a gud match fur kitteh clause. Iz foot-ile to fights bak – if goggie tries, kitteh juz shauts 4 hoomins ‘n’sez goggie wuz attakins. Goggie be told off bai hoomins, kitteh win agin.
Troo, kittehs r always cleverer lik dat. Goggies kno better by nao den to fite bak.
Sum goggies hab lerning differcultiez tho, n takes long timez fur dem to lern.
Wewl dats wher teh kitteh disiplens coms in… *runs cwying to hoomins, goggie getz blamed gain*
Kitteh smart. Kitteh boss.
“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”
Death thought about it.
“Cats,” he said eventually. “Cats are nice.”
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
Happeeness is a warm kitteh.
Fanks 4 dat quote, it made me smilol! Ai lubs Terry Pratchett and his buks.
OH! GRATE QUOTE! ai haz just gotten started onna TP buuks! so far ai haz red: “culler uv magik”, “sourcery”, an “lite fantastik”… ai haz “inneresting tymes” waytin inna wingz. ai am uzing a reading guide ai founded online: google “terry pratchett reading guide”. Cannawt wait to get to “Teh Fifth Elephant” — ai lurves teh title. izza pun werthy uv LCB, aifinsko.
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when ai cayme akross taht kwote inna sourcery, ai red it owt loud to mai DH!
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(but shud be all caps, no?) CATS ARE NICE.
Isn’t that the same dog from the Lunch Money ICHC?
Wonder if kitteh has the remote for goggie’s shock collar?
un fur chin it lee teh kitteh on big bed, goggie on lil bed lol ez nut funnie n-emoarz.
Myoosical chares
Could use some noo music!
Man i love these pictures where cats pwn the dogs like this XD awesome, just pure awesomeness xD
claws beats paper and the cat uses that trik evrytime