there are some days when every side of the bed is wrong
especshully wen u dont stay on ur side of teh bed.
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except da underside
GMTO?
hmmm. Grate minds think otter wise?
grate mainds fink opposites
yesh, I wuz finkin opposite, but otterwise werks too!
Grate minds have cheesy thoughts?
ohai Harry,
ugh. taht wuz terribul pun!
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i dunno if u ever saw msg ai lefted foar u onna “fish pee” lol when u told abowt ur kitteh who u had to let go over teh brij… u has to clik onna “show all commints” to see it…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/01/27/funny-pictures-fish-pee-in-there-you-know/?cp=all#comment-576222
FTW, harry
yes, ai also meenz it is FTW pun… becawse it is so bad!!
duz taht mayke it a gud pun, or a GRATE pun?
…where i chase da dustbunniees to cheer mesef up.
toadally off topic, but duz anybody know wot i can do to eliminate da static shocks i be getting? i are on my tredmill adn itz getting a llil annoying here to type on da laptop which is on da console 0 da tredmill. adn, can i damaj da laptopwif da static.
sry for the OT.
Sweetpea:Tawk abowt multytasksin! You rool!
Are u wearing polyesters? oar panty hose? Dem will bof increese the mount of stattics U builds up as U moov. Switching tu 100% cottons will halp.
osawree, aifinkedso she was talkin abowt gettin shocked when touchun the ‘puter.
The statics will build up in her and tehn zap teh puter. U culd bai teh static guard wrist strap. It straps around teh wrist and has the cord dat clips tu teh metlol part ub teh treadmill. Statics will trabel down teh wrist strap and nawt get tu teh fingurs
Dis iz nawt a produck sold by the Sham-wow gui, rite?
No iz fing teh IBM repair wiman showed me.
Static spray will wur for a liddlol wyle, but at my gym they put fabric softenur sheetz between teh ‘puter an the ‘puter holder thingee. Sorre fur using the technakul turms. Wurks great!
Datz a gud ideeyuh! Wen ai finnishes wif laundree, ai wieps teh TV skreens wif teh used fabric softenur sheet – halps dem nawt get dustee as kwik.
Me too! GMTA!
mebbeh touching anuther metlol objekt befoar tayping?
*remeburrs shees notta fisisist – butt (hee hee) still poasts sudjeshtiun… ooo dots…)
yah, i tried dat. didna werk, disafortunadamente
Some thoughts: Wear cotton (no polyester) clothing. Wear leather soled shoes (I realize this is hard when exercising). Don’t touch your laptop directly from any metal parts of your ‘mill: use a towel or t-shirt, etc. to cover the parts you touch.
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And yes: a big static zap can do bad things to your laptop.
omcc, I can’t touch ENNYTHING anymore without gettin teh shock.
T’otter day I saw sparks when I flipped a lite switch at home.
Ai get sparks wen Ai undress. Ai haz amps in mai pants!
ROFL
**picks self up off floor, sets chair upright**
OMG, Annipuss!!!!
Laffin and laffin. Amps in teh pants, FTW!!!!
Annipuss!!!! Funniest commint EVVVER!!!!!
Anni, I knew u had a ‘lektrik purrsonalitee!
*bows to the master, or mistress as the case may be*
LOL!! Oh Anni – it iz veree layte (oar verree urleee
– an ai am just heer seeing waht ai mist! And yoo just maed it SOOOOO werthwile!
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Ai troolee neerlee fawled awf mai chayre laffing!!
thnx for all da advicE! okays, dis prolly be TMI but i am definitely Not wearing pantyhose, hate dose fings
and think i am wearing mostly cotton sweats (maybe dere’s a ittehbittehpesky amount o polyester sumwheres, it is hard to avoid these days and i dunno cuz i cut all da labuls out cuz day skratch me owie- yes, i am a pansy girl) but i am trying the fabric sofner sheets, adn will go get sumfing to come between me n da laptop if dat duzn werk. you folkses aer da best!
Der izza sale on teh ESD wrist straps awn amazon naow.
donut
op: sweetpea. panteehose was invented by BC.
oh cwap!
shud say, donut
Iffn it iz berry frosty ware u aer, teh statil iz moar lieklee 2 be a prollem `coz teh ayr iz berry drie. Statik sparks aer nawt gud fur moast `lektronik fingz.
or kitteh noses! sumtymes tey get zapped wen dey sniff my finger
We yoozed 2 haz a nylon carpit an mai huzbing an Ai gotted a shokk wen we kissid! Soe we had 2 shaek hanz b4!
yesh, dis still happins tew us somtymes
Mah chare atwerk givs meh statix wen ai getz up. Ebbree tiem ai getz up. Nao ai haz lerned to put mah fingur on teh desk lock (metal) az ai get up — no shocks!
ai has tew dew this wif mai car. if ai donut hold onto teh dor as i
clamber owt, ai get zapped.
ouchei!
Mee too! Ai haz bin doin dat fur YEERZ. Mah huzbin hazzint lerned dis trik (eben tho ai haz tried to teech him) & still complaynz wen himz getz zapped gettin outta himz truk.
Uv coarse, yew kud jus stay off teh tredmill…. u noez … fur yer helf!
sea das wat ai finks u shud dew!
tredmills…very bad tew duh helf *speshuly teh knees wen u go tew fast adn fawl daon. it hurt…but very funnee laytr when knees doant hurt no moor.*
awso put da humiditty in da airz. dat helpz 2 sum timez.
Ohai sweetpea! I haf fownd that a hyumidifyer helps wif da staticyness ina hous. I wuz alwaiz shoking mai kitteh wen i petted hur, and everyfing else 2! Now godda hyumidifyer adn… knot sew mush!
I dunno (I nawt a fizzisist, I almos flunkz fiziks in skewl), but iz problm for meny cheezpeeps nao! Laytly whenevah I schmooz my wunnerful huzbind, ZZZZZAPPPPP!
Hee hee hee, we stil gotz it even at our age!
Arggh, stoopy WerdPrez putted mai comnt in da wrong plaze! Iz spozed to go wif udder comntz abt statyc elicktryseetee!!
Deer AftF. Hai!
If yoo com bal heer, dont werree! Yoo dint do ene thing rong. WP duz that sumtaimes. .
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Awl yoo has to do is “refresh” an yur commint will jump *poof* laik majik an be rite where it shud be!
U shure cn damage it…git a hoomidifier n keep it inna room w tredmilll.
pleh…
even teh undersied.
mundayz r liek dat
And Toosdays… and Wendzdays… and Tursdays…
Unless itz vacayshun.
so i sleeps in da middol…
ha, i awmost put dat!
GTMA
Tehy is cawled Mundais!
I been habben mondais all week dis week.
{{{{{{Johnnyface}}}}}}}
♪waaaaaaaaaaalkin awoooooooooooooooooound
sumkinda loneleeeeeeeee kloooooooooooooooown
rainee daze n mundais allllwaaaaaaaaaze get meeeeeee doooooooon
hey, ambercat, join in! i no iz not one 0 your songs, (e.g.mammmrieeez frum da katz) but still ifinkso we could togetther skeer sum aleeyuns away!
♫♪ Munday, Munday….
Cant trust that day…. ♪
Come Monday, ittul bee awlryte, Come Monday, I’ll be holdun yew tite….
Osawree, nawt relevunt
jus anuthr manik mundai,
i wish it werr sundai
cuz das mai fundai
mai ai doan hab tew run dai
Ai donut kno tihs sawng, so Ai will juss plai teh merakkas, as a cump knee ment:
chikachikachikachrrrrrrrrrr
chikachikachikachrrrrrrrrr
chr chr chr chikachika
chrrrrrrrrrr!
Ifinks they has a Monday mewsik montage goin on!
Sweetpea, Rainy Days and Mondays, by Paul Williams
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nazHQXNGwJU
Skwirlgirl, Monday Monday, Mamas and Papas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7KrlDZ5Hkw
Parrothead, Jimmy Buffett, Come Monday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL54FuC09SA
Paul Williams? I wuz thinkin of the *shiver* Carpenturs!
iz cawled “manic mundai” iz mos excellent song by da Bangles (I fink so)
hear iz da vidamo (hopefulli) not so gret videmo actumally- but gibz u da song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxgTrt77PSM
momcat
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody’s gonna go to school today
She’s gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn’t understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
‘Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Lub dis sawng
Bon Jovi & Bob Geldof, I Don’t Like Mondays, curtesy uv YooToob:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5kMiYrWsXY
Iz okai, Ai lieks teh boomtown ratz vurshun beddur.
***swoonz*** Ai lub lub lub jon bon jovi!
i dun wann geddup
dats wen yew jest stai in bed awl dai
Oh how I hates dem days…
Wen u aer rityred, u doan’t get Mundaiz!
Fur me awlwaiz felez liek Caturdaiz ebreedaiz.
Pooh kitteh, I knoz how U feelz
♪♫ I’m a slumber cat an I’m OK
I prowl awl nyte ans sleep awl day… ♪♫
Niec werk, Judson!
LOL!
dats de best
Shux, fanx, it myta been bedder if I had sed ‘I lurk awl nyte an sleep awl dey’ but I wuz hurryin to miss bean inna braid.
nope – prowl is sow much tuffer! is liek de tiger
We haz awl bin dere, kitteh. Yesh, we haz.
Meh.
I has it.
Meh.
It has meh.
I has a kitteh lump in mah bed:D
I iz laffin at it. Awl I can see is a tailtip
If yew tutch it, will teh kitteh lump jump?
nah.She will juss flump.
coz she r a biig flumpy lump.
Wiv a floofy rump.
Floofy nikkers!!! Ai wuz playin wif mah Skimble’s floofy nikkers dis mornin.
Floofee GREEN nikkers????
Lookt in awn mi man asleep dis mornin. Hadda furry whyt hed. WTF? Went fur
glasses. Ow. Itz just Moonlet. On hiz hed.
hrhr
Lump? What lump?
O.O
Iz it flat nao? ….cheks awn fatflatcat unner blamkie…..
wuz trying to make a YF pun… I guess I dint do it sew grate!
There’s nothing like a good pun. And that was nothing like a good pun…
*gigglol*
o come on!!
YEW were teh one I thot wud get it too….
Just yanking yer tale, skwirrl…
hmph!
just when I gets it heeled from bein borked and trampuled, someone has to go pullin it…
*pats skwirrlgrrl on hed and hands her a tayle sling (justincase)*
Maus – pulling tayles almost as bad as nomming!
yew stop that!
Ai thot it wuz grate! An aim shur Maus thot so too!!
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Yoo know hao hee luvs to yank teh swrrrrltayles!
duz mehseree lub companee?
ratsenfratzen. ^dis wz s’posed to go wif Tidmum. letz purrtend itz Were d’Press’s fawlt.
Yesh. Cumpnee is gud.
*Passes owt Shwimp concokshun for Sweetpeas an all Cheezfrens*
Heer yoo go. Hab sum cumfort fuds.
Fankies, tidmum! Lubs shwimp. Lawtsa shwimp! *grabs sum moar shwimps and stuffz dem in pokkit* Heer hab sum Manhattans, Blak Rooshuns, and sum Singapore Slings. Comfort drinksies. *grabs sum moar shwimps and stuffz down shirt* Lub dem shwimps.
Grabs cumfert drinkies wivakwikness….*Shlurp*..fankee
Keep teh shwimps, I noe lieks dem, but i noes dat lotsa Cheezfrenz has a weekweekweekness for tehm ….Speshully MaryO’Sweetpea
Ai cud be brybed wif a buk or shwimps…. Bery niec u bwing teh shwimps. *stuffs rest of shwimp into her perse*
*Scampers in*
Hey! Where is all teh shrimps! Sumbunny stealed them all before I cud! Sheesh!
*Pouts*
*runs throo teh room, leaps in teh ayr, bowls peepuls over*
Did sumbuddy say SHWIMPS!!!?????
Ai haz sum crawdads. iz liek teh lidlol lawbstar.
Dem iz gud wif teh cocktail saus. Oar the melty buddurs.
* brings aowt bukkit uf crawdads *
Yum! I likes to suck the fat out of their little heads!
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomBURRRP*
Watch aowt fur teh pinchee ends. Ummm, Ai can kuks dem if U want.
Mai boss has a big fat hed, nawt deelishus nor nootrishus.
he wuld make a gud perch, aifinkso!
I’d rudder make it a scratshun powst. Oar a punshun bag. (ebil i-browse wigglol)
Puts owt A HOOOGE platter ob Shwimp an sordid seefroots for all cheezfrenz.
I’z orf to watch ER nao. Make shure teher amm nun left
otay?
Can’t has seefoods clutterin up teh place.
*saloots Tidmum* I will do mah best to oblige, ma’am! *noms sevral shwimps*
*grabs plattur ub shwimps and stuffz dose into her perse tew* O hai, gremlin! Watcha lukkin for?
*sniff sniff*
weye duz evereewun smell lyk shwimp?
** sneekz 5 libe crawdads in KCT’s purse. **
an crawdadees?
*sniff sniff sniff, achoo!*
*opens perse and sees libe crawdads in perse* EEEEEkkkkk!!! West River rat! Frows crawdads at West River rat and crawdads grab his tayle!
Arly steled dem frum da sink heer. Jamamamama maiked a lol.
Ai haz an ideeyuh, kitteh. Yew shud lissen to “Animaniacs” moozik. Itz werkin fur meh!
An nao “Backyardigans.” Laytur Sesame Street & Diznee, aifink.
Kitteh adjussteeng
2 Liddill Noyzee Skwisshee
Wun iz nawtz eezee
Liddill Noyzee Wun
iz sawfft andz peenk. Maykz noyzez
Kitteh duz nawtz grok
Liddill Noyzee Wun
chayssez Kitteh sum tymes. Duz
nawtz moovz grayssfullee
Liddill Noyzee Wun
iz kwyyet wen sleepeengz.
Datz wen Kitteh napz
Jack.
YAYYY!!!!
Fanx Jack.
Cween shud kollekt dese poems for de town crier-paijus…
dey ar reelee nicees!
liddill noyzee skwisshee wun
hay OP I feels yuh
This has been my whole week.
*wants to be home back under the covers with my kittehs*
{{{{{Jenn}}}}}
Okai….I gibs up todai !!
Werk haz teh NERVE to be bizzee,which iz keepin me frum ICHC…
I am taking a liddul trip tomorrow,too,so ai may nawt be online at awl.
If nawt,everybudde haz a nyce weekund,and say a prayer to teh casino gods for me!
Luk for yoo eeck! I sends it throo teh Innertoobs. Has a fun!
** grabs luk frum teh intertoob waves **
Fanks !!
Hab a gud tiem, eeckthecat! See u wen ai gets bak ifn sir jury goes froo awn Mundane. Gud luk tew. Wins a lawtta moneys and gushifud!
yoo haznt had yor sur jree yet?
i must hab missd taht. hope yoo kan getting it done soon an ober wif an get bak on yorz feets soon!
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(btw, i haz losted my bukmark ob wher sumwun sed to send get-well-soon wishes for KCT to tehm, kan anywun help me owt plz? thx.)
Yah, go tew teh cheeztown cryer…Brightspot offered tew bring meh messijs IRL. Dey cancelled mai sir jury onna 1/19 becaws Sunny slieced and dieced mai rite leg teh week befoar. Sew, 2/9/09. Tomorrow, ai brings owt teh champane cart agin for toasts. {{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}} Or u can leeb a messij for cweenmj and she can tell u hao tew get messijs tew meh froo Brightspot.
Gud luks to u wif your sir-jury!! Ai hopes awl goes well and your reecooperation iz nawt lawng !
Fankies, eeck! Ai gawt plans fer mai noo knee. Plans, babe!
Ai will be finking ov yew an askun CC to watsh ober yew KCTailkinker!
Fank yoo, parrothead! Ai preesheeates ur prayers tew CC! Doan freeze tew deth inna oshun.
Ai habbent yet, ai haz dun it teh last two yeers! Wif yur gnu knee yu can joyne me neggsst yeer!
Wut? Doan tayke dis persnal but ar u crazee? Inna middlol uv winter? Mai por happeetayle wud freeze awf and ai wud becum a manx kitteh.
No no, iz teh grate fun, win an awesum! Nowun almost nebber luzes enee partz! An it rayziz munnies fur speshul olimpiks! An teh speshul olimpeens get to ‘plunje’ first! Day are teh berry brave.
An yew wud make a lubley manx kitteh, an ur tail would nawt git kink-did!
Fankies, parrothead! Mehbe ai trai it neggs tiem. Gawta go hoem nao…..gettin tired……*yawns hoojly* Nite nitey……*said sleepily*…..ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Gud luk tew yew! Sind sum back at me, tho, ai am leevun tomorrow fur teh beech, ai am doing teh ‘polar plunge’ awn caturday. Nyce wedder fur jumpin in teh o-shun, donchafinkso?
O. M. C. C.
♫♫♫
You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you’re sittin’ at the table.
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.
♫♫♫
Stoopy WP. Dis is fer Eeck…
Fanks for teh eerwurm,pal!
My plehsure…
Has a gud thyme!
December and January, tew hole munfs ware it did nawt pai tew get owt uv bed. That’s meh. Yep.
i wood liek tew add febyooairy tew taht list. we is onlee fibe dayz in adn i is alreddy not wanting tu get owts uv bed!!
Aw cum awn, 2dai wuz nawt 2 bad – Ai got owt 2 teh shops 2dai 2 stokk up agane reddee fur teh neckst lode uv sno!
burfday fairy iz heer to make yor day a liddle better by saying a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today!! today iz teh burfday ob Whiskers!! an if it iz being yor burfday too, let us kno abowt it! for evreewuns’ enjoymint i haz bringed hommaed fudjy party cakes, i skreem, frootsytootsy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on tehm, an frum teh Burfday Fairy Wundermus Burfday Goodies Factoree an Trol Correkshunal Institooshun©®™, goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up in three culors wen tehy bownse, kandees, boblol-hedded bebbeh otter©®™ dollz (all
protection paymentslissensing fees go to teh Ginness Piggeh Fund for the Sank Chew Wary for Orfling Bebbeh Aminlols Fund©®™) an puffy fishy stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!!———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happeh Birfday Whiskers!!
*puts a poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on Whiskers*
*and cuts hur a peece of fudgy caek*
oooohhhh! sumbudi wunc tolded meiz dat chocomalet iz bad fur da kittehz.. Ill reskew u whiskers! (snatchez fudgey kek n runz to cornor stuffn mof wif kek)
momcat
Can you guys type in proper english, I mean come on it’s not that hard to type in READABLE language…
I’ll bet you say that when you visit France, too…
Dis be sew deescibin mai last tew daze… D:
mus be da tyme ub da year…. discribz mai monf…… I iz “contract employede” I iz contracted ta wurk wif wun kiddemo- eben do Iactumally wurk wif seberal…. when mai kidemo iz gone- I no canz wurk…. had to take hole weak off las monf (himz hadz surgry). Nao I haz teacha wurk dai tomoro n no getz paid n mai kiddemo wontz bee at skool mundai… so no getz paid again…
aside fout: wai iz peepz so readi two belif da wurst in udder peepz? – Mai kiddemo peed inhiz pantz- i getz reamed owt eben do he didn tell me he needed da bafrum until da whopsi wuz awl dun…
Den tadai mai supavisa seez me waitn fur mai kiddemo in da bafrum n she seiz “oh sos I suppose kiddemos lunche iz nawt reddi” ( iz mai joob to hab himz lunch readi at 11:30)- welll….. actualmali I hadz dun it earli n it wuz awl readi….. wai duz I get da ear niblez whenz shez didn eben luk to see ifinz it wuz readi…..
fustrated… I haz it…
momcat
iz gotta go- mi mi kitteh iz insitin dat I takz a nap wif himz….
souns lik gud idear at da moment…..
momcat
happitayle napping momcat!
{{{{{{momcat}}}}}}
Ai so wish yoo cud find sum reelee nice peepl to werk foar! Ai want yoo to be
happee!! But these daze, a spose wun must e happee just to hav a job.
wateva lol
many olda kitties hav homes but kittenz cant afford den
Latur cheezpeeps! Ai going owt intew teh frozun tundra, awl teh wai across teh street, tu mai cold cold car, sew ai can go home. Mebbeh see ya latur. If nawt, gud evunings to awl!
Kitteh, thou hast spolen truth!
Kitteh, u iz preechin to teh kwh…….chrw……..singin groop heer!
I nawt lyk wintur
I nawt lyk teh cold
I gonna go libs
Ware dey nawt has snooooo
culdn’t gree moor. dis wether is takin its troll on me
I luff wintur, ana luffs teh snoo. Been sloo wintur heer doe, i haben been snowiemobilin yetz… *sniff*
Ohai, Red … wii iz in teh middlol ob teh heatwabe in teh land down undeh … temps ober 100 degreez ezpecteded awn teh weekend. Sew, Ai swapz yoo – Ai can haz yoor snoooo and yoo can haz mai heatwabe? Aifink diz beez teh berry gud arrangamentz, yesh, yesh, yesh
Nebber mind, kitteh … naw side ob teh bed is ebber wong on Caturdai!
I heerz ya! Dat xplains my life sooo well itz scary!