Video: How Many Spins Does it Take?
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Elebenty
Well, Ai wuz neer!
Ai thing yoo were rite! Elebenty FTW!!!!!!
Morning all!
Anni – eben dats a konsurveteeve estimayshun!
aifinkso…
Morning!
Annipuss an ai ar auf to teh TY Boo TeeK! Dyoo want to co wif uz?? Ai want wun ov teh noo bobblolhed baybee otters.
Rodney – yoo cud com, too.
An we cud stop at teh PI Stawl – Ai smell Butter Skotch Pi!
Paws4Thot wuz heer yesterday – an Leeza-b got awl inspyred!!
oh – yess pls!
a bobblul headedd otter wud go nyse wif mai bobblul headedd hoola gurl from de otter night! de one negst tu da red laba lamp!
conga ratz 2 yoo boff, jancan and annipus!
an berry nyse 2 cee u, 2!
i been away, an mist (pew) teh grand opening ob teh Cheezland Safaree!
S’OK, i bissited it free daze layte, an had a blast reeding yore commits!
An i added my too sense, to. Teh skore wuz 391 an wiff my (brilly-yount) commeints, it’s now 402!!!!!!!!! Juss had2 git it obber teh 400 mark.
Bud, a weeerd fing happened (well, maybee nawt that weerd!), teh beeg, hoongry weird pretzel 8′ed awl my commints on teh naught furst page.
*kitkay whines*
gibb mii bak my wierd…
Yoo want red oar whyte whines! We hav both! Hao about sum ov this Mueller Thuergau? Itz mai favrit!
mai purse ‘null fave am teh sparklee whinez. Doan caer boat teh flavr – juss giz mii teh bubblolz plz thx!!
*Blows a flurry uv bubblolz tew gibbo*
∞ ☼ ᴒ ☼ ○ ◌ ₒ ▫ ░ ᵜ ᷂ ᴼ ◦ ᵅᵅ ⁞ ☼ ₒ ⁞ ▫ ᶷ Ỏ
∙ ◌ ∙ ‰ … ᵟ ☼ ʺ ۞ ☼ ﭦ ͟ ҉ ∞ ☼ ҉ ʺ ۞ ᶣ ∞
҉ ʺ ☼ ᴒ ☼ ʺ ۞ ☼ ﭦ ͟ ҉ ۞ ᶣ ∞ ☼ ○ ◌ ₒ ▫
░ ᵜ ᷂ ᴼ ◦ ᵅ ᵟ ☼ ☼ ҉ ₒ ▫ ░ ʺ ۞ ‰ … ᶣ
Thoz ar reelee nice bubblolz, cweenmj!
LOL!! ROFL!
Taht wuz hard to say wif a strait fayce! So ai dint!
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gibbocat – yoo shud trai asking fur sumthing else! Ai think maybee yoo have too wishes left????
Plz tu bare in mind dat I haz berry limited powerz.
mebbeh eye shud sayv tehm 4 a ray knee dai??
Prrrrrrhaps! Wun nebber knoes wehn tehy wud com in handee!
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WE ar having a snowee day! No colors outsied at awl. Just whyte
– an various shaydes ov grey. An teh lites ov teh cars driving slolee bai. Kwite preittee, reelee!
speeking uv deh wevverz, did u git snowinged in??
it’s “couldn’t care less”
COULDN’T
Yes we no wuz alredee menshuned
Ahhhh thank you. Good to know someone is in the know.
If you could care less, it means you care. Even if it’s just a little bit.
No Fare! Paper rollin wrong direxon!
To get reallee reallee dizzee??
Gud mornin Janet. Haow is ur borked finger? Dat muss maek doin moast fing nawt eezee.
Ai nebber borked a finger befoar. Trai NAWT to do it. Maeks ebreething reelee hard – an slo!!
An it hurtz!!!!
*moan groan complayne wine wimpurr grrrowl suffur*
LOL!! A’m nawt so sued to having sumthing rong!
U wants sum cheeze wif ur whine? AI can offurs u sum Gouda, sum Emmental cheeze, Cheddar, Tilsit, Harzer, and dere may even be a tiny bit of Roquefort left.
an ai brings u crakkerz an fronsch bredd (hmm – nawt fronsch breed – wuatebber da be..)
LOL!!! Yes pleez to teh cheez wif teh whine! Goez reelee grate!
Ai’d laiik teh Emmentaler pleez, wif sum corse grownd pepper awn it.
An sum ov Nennepus’s Fronsch breed!
ohai, janit! srry ’bout yer finnger. Ochy…{{{{janet’s finger}}}}}…
schmooo…
awl beddr?
Hai! Thanks! Nao it pheelz a littlol bedder!
onlee gits awl bedder in cheeezland…
bud wii can wish it 2 beez bedder soon!
wish Finger did yU bork?
nawt teh index Finger ob yer write Hand, aihopenot!
Oh hai kitkay!! I hopez u b duing gud tuday.
Schmoooz!
o hai, yore magic-stee!
I bee dooing alright.
How’s things down dere wear yoo B? (Texas?)
We b duing ok…. wii b in New Braunfels, tx. just norf uf San Antonio.
hay hoe!!
wun ov mai xxis r in texis!!!….. am dat nawt a sawng?? axe sweepee. shii nose deze tingz! jus doan let herz gif yew teh re sight all!
Oh yess, gibbo, it b a song bai Jorge Strate
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Awwwl my ex ez live in Texas,
Adn Texas is a plaos I’d deerly luve 2 b.
But awl my exez live in Texas
Adn dat’z y I hang mai hat in Tennessee.
Awl ob muh exxis drybes de Lexus.
No. Teh ring fingur awn mai rite hand! Itz in a splint nao. dont get to sww teh bone DrTinyCat until tomorrow!
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An yur commiints ar awl there! After 400, yoo hav to klik awn “show awll” at teh top.
So sorry about de borkified fingur, Janet! Schmoo finger!
eye hadda few comets on tehn naut-sekond payge—rite neer teh tawp..bud ai onlee C’d teh wons on teh naught-first page–weerd prexell steel lotlau
s weird? kitkay ones hurr wierd bak. I beez whut mayke mii.
Speshell (kit) KAY!
kitkay! Are you teh cheezpeep hu rites reviews? Did u menshun a good book last week? I didn’t remember teh titul or teh lol it wuz on.
If you r nawt teh reviewer, do yu remember hu is?
It IZ kitkay hu duz it! An ai think she did menshun sumthing! Ai rote it sown p
sumwhere.
Yesh, an thank-you SO much for remembering! I really enjoy writing,
but it takes up a lot of my free(cheez) time. I’m in teh tawp
1000 now, I am a Vine Reviewer. (Yeah!) Also I wrote about the book
ICHC. I’ll tell you more about it and sind yoo a link, incase
annybuddy is innerested.
Gotta go 2 bed now!
ZZZZZZZ
fankee, kitkay! Pleeze do send me a link.
Janet, ai onlee red 2day wot u wroted ab00t teh borked fingur on teh ovver fred. AI wud laik to kik dat doctor rite into teh middlol of next week! Ai is bery sawree u has to suffer djoo to his stupiditee.
ohai, upfi…a seed whut yoo did dare….yoo keep teh Swisch cheeze awl 2 yorself..an now yoo hazz eeted wholes awl thro teh schwiss cheeze…
But she lefted sum fur us!
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Ai saw yoo were awn teh Safari Park Toor! Grate fun, izn’t it?? An wuzznt WP skeere!?
Butt… butt …. ai onlee maid sum holes in it! Promiss! Dere is still enuff 4 effurywun! Honestlee! Ai can shares wif mai cheezfwends!
I nose yu sav us lots! B-sides, teh cheez looks so festivamuckated wiff teh wholes–like slices ob (ymmy) snowflaykes! I like teh wond wifff teh kute liddlol holes teh best.
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Wii noes U beeza berry hongry catty-pillor, an wii brung sum snaks 2
share wiff ARE DEER FREN UPFI;
ai broted:
1. aspic–tomatow, ob course! (my won’t that b FUN to eet yer way throo!)
2. beef bully-yong. (so you can swim rond and round, and soak teh red aspicly stuff off.
3. a cake 4 yU to libb in like taht gui from the lllaama sawgfrum on youtube…
Dijestif biskits
Eggeeplans parmijawn
Figgee noosinsis
Graep jellee maed frum teh wyold graeps (gud awn teh biskits)
Hoomerus (frum liddol chikeepees)
Immens amownts ob choklit
Jars ob hoem-maed guusbree-Rood Barb jamms
K…..
To get it awl awn teh flore?
My kitty used to do that. I kinda miss it.
Mr. Whipple’s kitteh
donut skwweee, skwweee, skkkwwweeee teh
charming!
I yam so happee dat my babie Gizmo duznt doo toylet paper. She luvs da mptee rolz dough!
Mii goggie donut need to unroll da TP, he jest strips it off in wun swipe o hiz teef. Iffin I git der soon enuf and get the pieces da luk like sumone tried to make tissues out uv da TP. Udder timez, weel mii dauter sez hee iz makin fake sno…
omg. toilet drama kitteh
I see that the never-ending debate of whether the roll goes on the spindle with the end on the outside or next to the wall has been resolved in this house as end to the wall – probably as a result of the kitty having too much fun unwinding previous rolls! Those rolls are just the right texture for kittehs to get their claws into and killify! I know that used to be a favorite kitty toy at my house!
eggsaktly wot ai wus finking wen I saw de biddeo…
lukkileh – mah kitteh dosent play wif de roll – so we can has it de prawper way!
Ai nebber thot ov that! Awl those peepl hoo ar “doing it rong” just hav kittys!!
And den dere r doze uv us hoo just stik deh roll on dere eny witch way. sumtiymez dis way, sumtiymez dat way….. wii just cwazy….. oooo….. dotz!!!
Reelee?? LOL! Ai am usualee layed bak awn these thing, but fur reezons ai hav no idea waht they may bee, THIS madders to me!
Reelee??? LOL tu u, tew!! Gud morning Janet!
Ai noes wat u meens – ai akshully turns it round – eben if aim at otter plaises – wer dey knot noes me well..
an denn dare R teh peez hoo bbb 2 layze 2 put a gnu roll on wenn teh old won runns out, an tehy jus leebs it on teh bak ob teh turlet…
Ooooh, DUNT get me started on dis wun, Kitkay! Ai can has lawts of colleegues who do dat. Ai cud stranglol effury singlol wun of dem wif toilet papurr.
My luvvink spouse kumplains dat she is alweys the wun who replaces the roll and she just doesn’t unnerstand that she goes frew tree tymes as much paper as I do so she’s tree tymes as lykely to be the one to pull orf the last skware.
LOL @ “stranglol”
oooooohhhhhh dat maeks me sew mad. ai haded a ruummaet hu wud NEBBER chanj teh role. An himz yuzed up a millyum roles a week (him wuz hoomin troll, nawt cyoot kitteh).
PS ohai kitkay! hao yu is? ai hazint seen yu in a lawng tiem.
Ifinkso my Fambly fink there am a majik code awn teh Toiylit roll holder…an Only I knows whut it is….
an ob corse, No one renembers to tell me if they has yoozed teh last roll in teh howse
Oh hai Tidmum — i sending u a emayo
snerk!
LOL! Wai izzt so offen taht awnlee WUN purrrrrson knows teh majik code awnt teh Toylit roll holder??
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An iz it REELEE so shaymeful to use teh last roll? That no wn can pawssiblee admit it???
Dis kitteh deffinitly killed dis roll ded!!
Haha.. Good video..
COULDN’T care less (please!).
Ai fink teh kitteh COULD care less, but him can’t be bovverd!
I could care less, but that would rekyre sum effert on muh part an dis issen werf it.
Dat wuz wat Ai thort!
GMTA Annipus, except yer grate mynd werx a lot faster. Has yer snwo gone away yet? Do we needs to make yo a care package and send via bublol to yer house? We could even frow in a caan Spam just fer Old thymes saek.
I has a stokked up on Spam
Spam fritters….*drool*………
Thx fur teh offur, but Ai haz enuff fud an teh wevver nman sez it wull soon awl melt so Ai can go an stokk up agane!
Nao, taht one akchewally wurks
*feels a sudden urge to gibs cheezluvs to nice peeps*
{{{{{annipuss}}}}} + {{{{{judson}}}}}
Fank u 4 ur funny commints, u made me smile and ai can use plenty of dem at teh moment.
FANX Upfi!!!1! I has never been hugged buy a caterpiggle before so I wuzzn’t paink attenshun. Is you a hairy floffi caterpigglol or is you a smuuve skin caterpigglol? {{{{{Upfi}}}}}
OOOOOOOO! Ai lubs teh wurd ‘caterpiggle’!!!!!! Ai can has yoosing dat wen ai ar bees ray sing ob teh flutterbies inna sumertiems??
*sins kwiotlee*
Caterpiggle, caterpiggle
Ai jus lubs teh wae yu wiggle …..
Ummm …..’SINGS kwiotlee’, dat wuz sposid tu bees …
:blush:
*whisspurrz* psst. i prefers tu due mai sinning kwietly, tuu….. don’t want ebreewun heering mii sin. :snerk:
*wispers 2*
that can be teh hard, cween, if ur doin it rite.
YES! YES! TANK U!
u r doing it wrong, kitty.
Hmmm, dis kitteh bee berry floofee an kewt… lookit teh pinkee nosee an teh wite eyebrowses an teh wite bib an teh wite soxes an… oh-oh… SPLORT! Ai r ded…
Oh noez!! how dis happen??
i kumz tu helpifying u.
*runz, runz, runz tu git deh CCC.
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*drag, drag, drag deh CCC.
*rummij, rummij, rummij
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I sweeping up ur braynez intu a nice liddlol piyle.
Wut shud I washing dem wif??
O luk! i fownded sum leftober sham paynez.
rinsy rinsy in deh bubblee shampperz!!
Now I tuk dem gently bak intu ur hed.
Adn dukk tayping deh brayium bonez bak in plais.
Lesseee, wut kinda CHRG tu putting on??
Oh, howz bowt dis zebra striped CHRG?
*tug, tug, tug, it on.
*SNAP!!!
ooopz sry bowt dat!
Ok u b awl bedder now, u just laying heer awl tukked up in dis blankee and sip ur koko. Heerz a chokklit possum tu nibblol. U b fine in a bit……
Awww. wii neadz 2 bnadij yew up wif teh toylit roalz wyol wii waytz 4 teh CCC.
jus sit kwyet an suk awn diz choklee possum cukkee an yew can haz sum ov mai floofee blankee wyol wii weightz.
hai cween majiksteel (?) hao yew get heer sew fazt frim taxis???
teh majiz ov teh innurtoobz – wii libz in a wundruss ayj!!!
A wundrus age in deed!!
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♫♪
Shii fliez frew deh air wif deh gratest uv eeez
deh deering awld cween on deh aitch tee tee peez…. ♫♪
*SNERT
Luk waht yoo maed me doo!! Cawfee ebreeware!!
Ohai Janet {{{JCH4K}}}}}
Sowee to heer ob your borked finner
Hope DrTinyboneCat can make it bedders for you.
An Fankyoo sooooo much for teh luffly postcard . I had happitayl wen teh Postman camed wiv it
*sigh* how is wish I cud hab been ther wiv yoo,Janet. Palm trees an beaches an sunnyshine….. *Wraps seff up in floofy blankie*…Brrrrrrr….
Yesh.We shure duz!!!
…….Duz mai iyes deceeve me? Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? Is it a Gibbocat???
WHY YESH IT IS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Is wunderful to see yoo here.We has missed yoo. Berry Mutch.
Cweenmj an Janetoftehlebentykittehs has done a gud job keepin teh Tybooteek stokked an open.
Mite need a liddle tweek heer an there,any new stok abaylabul?
*holdz on tew teh CHRG*
*SPLORT protekshun actibated*
An Hashim iz heer az well!! {{{{{Hashim}}}}
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A grate day in Cheezland fur shur!!!
*runz in wif dukky taype and duk taypez deh CHTG firmly on dhe Hashim hed*
Wii kan’t take ennee chanses on losing deh Hashim braynez!!!
Schmoo tu u deer fren!! Long tiyme, no see!! {{{{Hashim}}}}
Hope ur studeez b going well.
Make dat a CHRG!!
* wunderz wut a CHTG wud b*
Chikken hedded Teflon Glub??
Speshul fur teh hawt heds!
Hasim !!!1! Welkums bak! We has missed yo, I hopes yo has had the fun while you were away frum here.
We do know, of course, that it’s “Your cat COULDN’T care less”, right?
sigh..
yes yes wuz alredee menshuned
yes we no wuz alredee menshuned but i agree wid u!
Dis bees wun ob mien pet peefs tu, sept ai gibbon up trine tu krekt peepuls. Uddur peefs (moaslee awn teleebishuns) bees: nobunnee sez ‘twice’, is allus ‘2 tiems’; yoosin ’substitoot’ bakwids, wen day meens ‘replaes’; sayin ‘is comprised of’ wen day meens ‘is composed of’ …..
Mai nitpikeeniss – let mii sho yu it!!
Yoosin ‘less’ wen dey meens ‘fewer’ …..
Teh yoos ob teh apostrofees wif wyold an rekliss abandoms (speshlee wen maekin teh plurals – ‘photo’s’ is rong, ‘photos’ is rite) ….
According to “Ask Heloise” and every major toilet paper manufacturer, toilet paper should be mounted “over the top”. This allows for easier use and a nice display of the tissue’s pattern.
Unless you have cats in the house.
Ai allus figger dat, ifn dis bees teh reelee bigg ishoo foar sumwun, iver (a) der lief ar bee beri gud, ifn dey can has teh tiem tu wurree bowt sumfink so treevyul, oar (b) dey bees beriberi cloes tu teh mentil kulaps, an wii shud bees hazin teh beri gentils wif dem.
PS: ai hangs mien bakwids, jus cos ai doan liek Heloise an teh TP gise tellin mii wut tu du wif mai TP.
If it b sew trivial, wai duz u hang urz “bakkerdz” on purpose?? It must b a beeg deel tu u… I not a syky trist…. i just thinking u duz protest tuu muchlee…
Ai noes. Sillee, iznit?
“Your cat could care less”
Why can’t Americans get this right? The epression is “could NOT care less”, meaning the care factor is already at it’s lowest. If your cat could care less then he obviously does care.
thank you! I was ust about to say the same thing. And I am American btw. So some of us use our brains.
Well, as long as we’re at it, it would be “…the care factor is already at ITS lowest.” No apostrophe.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
wat a gorgee kitteh. he haz teh fluffy pants!!!!1111
Tanks, he noes! We tels him ebery day.
what a waste of a perfectly good tree :/
http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=YniAmQkZBj0&eurl=http://icanhascheezb
Not the funniest video (basicly)
But you made it funnier with the endtext, the sound at the zoom and such
Great job!
da world mayz never nowz
how many spins does it taek?
the world may never know.
I’m really surprised nobody else has mentioned a very appropriate line from that commercial (I was kind of hoping it’d be the punchline to the video):
“I never made it without biting….”
OMG my Rani’s sistur iz doen hur thing!!! Be skaird. BE VERII SKAIRD.
I LOVE IT!!!! What a cute kitty! I’m so sick of looking at Photoshopped cats on this site, but real cats still get to me. Thanks for the great video!
Mai goggie did dat teh otter dai.
I wuz nawt happi.
omg mai cat looks leik dat only she duznt hav az much wite.
she noz betta den to tri dat tho lolz
25 years of being a cat slave is why I always have the roll “under”!!!
LOL, that is a very kl cat!
Kitteh waz makin paper busghettis – no kare hao minny spins!
OMG, this is not my cat but my cat looks identical to this one….who is the owner???? wow…my cat “lilboy” is posted on myspace…check out how much they look alike, freaky!!!
My kitty.
They do look super alike! Boots was adopted from a rescue…any chance you’ve heard of an organization called Safe Harbor?
“Your cat could care less”‘
Mega fail.
It should be “couldn’t” not “could”. It doesn’t make sense if it was “could”.
DA LEENKZ IZ BROKED.