THE REAL REASON YOU’RE LATE FOR WORK
mebbeh u shud git anudder alarm clok.
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oh nos i did it again!
i don’t know why that came to my head… I’m not a fan, at all!
kitty says its time to be fed, again….
Congrats, Valesa, on top of 5-way makramay!! How abowt sum hawt cawfee and baglols??
At wat thyme?
Whatevur thyme kitteh sez.
kitteh mex it elebentee 2 elebentee. kitteh nose bezt!!
having sum rite now, mmmmm!
say “i sofa king we taught it” preferable around people realy fast.
LOL!!
huh? i iz slowwww today…
It’s a tee arr ohh ell ee shhhhhhhhh remark, aifinkso. Is safe to ignore. Have a bit of German applol cake wif hot vanilla sauce, pweeze.
*donkey nose appears around corner*
**sniffs**
***runs off to work, regrettingly…***
*packs a littlol donkee bag for kafleen to tayk wif hur to wurk*
oo, dat’z so nice…but ifinkso kafleen left da bldg.
*brightens*
lemme take dat & gib it to hers!
no, upfi….nooooooooooo!!!!!
teh tendrils….dey is wrappieeennnng…..
grab and pullz!
Halp!!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
um, no.
*nods approvingly at donkey*
an time stands still!
tiem is meeningless to teh kitteh.
in teh kitteh space time continyooum, it is always dinnertiem.
dis be troo (ai must be part kitteh, ai iz always hungree)
unless it b nappingz tiyme.
exactlee!
teh tiem is wutever tiem the kitteh sez it is.
.
sew is u staying where ur at for a wile mj? Or do u keep rolling rolling rolling?
not shur how long wii b heer….. mebbee wun week, mebbeee tew weekz…
o btw I ment to ask u.. wut is German bbq?
ai wuz wundering too.
Well, dis area b settled bai deh Germanz. Adn dis b Texas wair dehy makez deh BBQ… http://www.kreuzmarket.com/onlinemenu.shtml Dis plais wii saw on Diners, Drive-Ins and Divez on deh food channel. Wuz berry gud!!!!! I hadded a BBQ pork chop and german taterz and sauerkraut…. Huzbin had BBQ sausagez adn beenz and kole slawz….
Didz yew hav brockwurst?? Ai furgits…mai midwest German grammaw (she kinda reminded mi ub teh Kaiser) wud kuuks teh brockwurst outside awn teh grill.
I haz had bratwurstz, but not brockwurstz…. I b 1/4 germanz maisef…
bratwurst givs me the PLEH! I had wun at oktoberfest 2 yeers ago and i got teh food poysoning frum it. sausage is EWW for meh nao. i LUVS teh sourkraut thou. yum.
I lubz deh saw sagez…. keilbasa, bratz, wuteber, itz awl gud!!
Doan maek me tell yew teh storee ub hao mai litlol brudder got sick awn bratwurst at mai grammaw’s haus adn throed up…litlol trickels ub bratwurst down teh narrow staircase ub teh attick bedrroom where we was sleepin…
Adn ai stil lubs sawsages!
Ai is Jerman and ai onlee noes of BOCKwurst. U tell me wot ur brockwurst is laik, k? Mai curiocitee, let me show u it!
Brokwurst? Huh. Neber herd ob it. Mai Jerman sied ub teh fambly (meening Dad’s) sum ub owld receepees still ar arown but brockwurst. Most ob teh wurst arown heer ar bratwurst. Ober rated hawt dawgs. Wii did hab a shop heer in KC dat did sell ACKSHAL Jerman fuds but owner went bak to Jermany. Sigh. Ai miss it. Teh fuds were gud. Ai goes tew the Kristkindl Markt ebery yeer at dis church and dey had awl kinds ub Jerman groceries but ai gess teh eek conomee is pretty bad sew dey had tew cuts bak. Sigh. Hai upfi! Send a caer pakij ub Jerman fuds plzkthx.
I wuz thinkin brockwurst wuz lolspeek for bratwurst?
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I has has bauernwurst (sp? snert) befores too…mmmmmmm
Hasn’t met a sausig I din’t liek yet! Even teh livahmush!
Alto teh blood sausij.. that’s a littul..uh, diffrent. Tastes ok but teh mooshiness kinda creeped me owt.
Brockwurst is indeed lolspeek for bratwurst.
Awl teh streams are swollen
keep dem goggies rolling
RAW HIDE!!! Bloos bruthas REF!!! FTW!!!
Or was it a ref to Rawhide TV show? With Clint Eastwood as Rowdy Yates? Theme song sung by the great Frankie Lane
Now is dinner time. FEED ME!
Kitteh has a face… um… paws that could stop a clock…
I thought it was “face that could stop a Mack truck” …
Adn I thot wuz “face dat wuz hit bai Mack truk” … ooo dotz…
Face that wuz able to stop tyme after being hit by a Mack truck….
ooo – burgers @@@@@@@@@
Ai allus liekd ‘faes liek teh norf end ob teh sowfbownd kammil’ (oar yu kin susteetoot ‘bus’ foar ‘kammil’ ifn yu liek)
“Littlol Shop of Horror” ref FTW!!!
.
Yoo DID meen that, dint’ yoo??
Um… SURE! Good catch! Except the ICHC Low Budget Theatre version is “Little Grocery Store Floral Counter of Horrors”.
*heddesk*
Kitteh wants an eggstra feed tiem
Oh sur, blame it on teh kitteh
Who just wants extra snorrgle time!
Wants? Wants?! Dimands! Wib menices adn sharp poyntee ends!
no! I wuz late because of teh snoe!
Bedder git a watch wit an alarm.
I knowed it all deh times ~ !
mai schatzie noes where tha sleep buttun is, and aive seen hur use it.
hum – mebbeh Busterdesnokitteh noes dis to?
Dat wudd eggsplayn allott….
I will get rid of dis liddel kwik spinnin’ fing fur yoo.
Mebbe if yoo r less dizzie frum watching eet, yoo kin fynd de gushi fuds mohr offen.
Hmmm…butt wat if u dont hav a kitteh liveeng wif u? lil kitteh farees change teh tyme?
dats waht teh kittehs be doing when dey iz out prowling teh nayborhood >.>
OOH ok so dat eksplayns why iz alwayz layt! O_o
mee too Babs, mee too (wells, dat an ai haz teh littul kitteh to ‘fix’ my clawk)
Iz bedder tu habbing dem “fix ur clawk” dan “kleen ur clawk”.
giggol, yu noe, ai thawt of dat as soon as ai posted it!
Kitteh fairee??? WANT!!
Yu can haz, (ai wants kitteh fairees too)
wud be fun huh?! wunder wat dey wud be lyk.
ifinkso they mite luk liek Taya!
kitteh fairees be mai nextest excoos wen i be late fur yooni!
kitteh farees must ty meh to teh bed wif der invisiblol streng so iz dont get up when i shud. yes…yes DATS why i dont get up…
its troo! we’ve uncubbered teh conspirassy!!
Why did ai nebber fink of dat!? It all maiks sence nao!
“sowry mr boss man it wuz teh kitteh fairees! dey do bad fings adn mayk meh layt! onust!”
taht mite go ober poorlee, aifinkso….
mebbe but iz worf a tri?!
*bossman giv weerd luk after dat*
Mai (former) boss man wunst sed tu mii: “it must b berry strainj inside ur hed.” I tooked it az a compliment.
Ai sure he intendeded it as wun!
LOL !!! I knoz a fu peeps lyke dat ( bery nice an bery enter- , intr..,Fuhnny!)
Josie did nawt lyk it wen I sleeped in. Ifn I did, it ment her brekkie wuz layte!
Hur favrit way to wake me up wuz to get on teh pillol abuv my hed an BITE teh tawp of my hed!
I am verry deep sleepur, but poynty enz diggin in2 ur skalp wil do teh trik!
yes deep sleeper vs deep pointy endz = cleer winna!
LOL
an OUCH :-s
Anudder wun of hur favrit ways to try to wake me wuz to stand awn my chest, stare at my fayse, an meow lowdlee an constantlee.
Hur wuz nawt skinnee kitteh, eithur!
Mai beeg boikitteh (czech out mai noo abatar — he’s abawt teh siez ub a racckoon) tapz mi awn teh nose. If’n ai don’t git ups tew feed him adn his sisterz promptlee, he starts usin teh poyntee endz. Fur fast ackshun , he uses his poyntee endz awn mai end. Yow.
Him a biiiig boi
Hazel be like taht frum behind too.
Duz him hab a floofy belleh?
He duz! Wuntz ai wuz pettin’ him sew mush, mai BF sed, “Yur gunna pik dat kleen.”
Oopses. Korreck kwote: “Yur gunna pick dat cat kleen.”
Adn nao teh commint iz in teh rong spot adn ai’m late fur wurk! Hav a happytail ebbreewun!
heehee!!!
Bedder hide him frum rhsb…..she got a fing for biiig floofy kitteh bellehs
She sez Hazel is teh Floofy Grail ob Bellehs
Chek owt mah pics an yoo will see whut I meen .
Mah Peaches kitteh used to wait for larum to beeeep.I wud hit snooze.She knew what to stand on to make it beeeeep agen…I hit snooze..she stand on clok…hit snooze..stand on clok..hit snooze….KITTEH SHUV CLOK ONNA FLOOR!! BOOM!CRASH!!!…tehn leep awn mah hed til I gettid up
And a berry, berry smart girl she wuz too. Wut a luvlee gentul wai tew startz teh day!
Cher kitteh sings, “Ifn I cud turn bak tyme”.
Ifn I cud find a way..
I mess wiv teh clo-o-k
an get fed
elebentee times a day…..
Ifn I cud reech the cubberd..
where teh fud is stored…..
….
Take it away cheezfrenz, we cud do a hole song heer
Teh reel reesan ai am layte 2 wurk awl de tyme is cos ai haz 5 kittehs awl sleepin awn top uv meh!!
Who wud want to moov dem? Nawt meh!!!
mooving teh kittehs is jus krewl!
Same reezun I rarelee maded teh bed. Nawt wanted to disturb teh kitteh!
At leest, dats my storee an I’m stikkin to it!
haha ya eben mai dad dusnt moov teh kitteh. he iz a softy fer teh kitteh!
{{{rhsb}}} how is your wether tewdai? i know it got moor snow pleh!
Iz gud storee, ai haz used dat one myself. Ai meen, iz troo!
Makin bed? Wot dat? Iz nawt hoomin bed anywayz… Ai use it, but kittehs maek it in their own furwy wayz adn dey r neber happee wehn ai changes it!! It taeks meh ages cos dey awl keep jumpin awn it adn attakin teh doovee!!
Nice try, ICHC…you know YOU are the REAL reason we’re all late to work….
*snurt*
Adn teh reesan ai STAY lait at wurk too!!!
You stay late at work?
*pats catsmutha sadly*
I do that too sumtiems.
*pownses on dawnkey*
Ohai kafleen! How is u today?
I b in ur profile, steelin ur frenz!!
Sooo, yu still nawt hav enuff fwends, o cween ov all teh cheezes?
Oh, noez!! never enuff frenz!! I notissinged dat CarolHarrel haz 3266 Friends!!! she b gaining on mii!!! and jason_skooter haz 3837 Friends so I b owt harvesting frenz!! I only haz 3528 Friends. …must get moar frenz!!!!
Do we need to send you to Friends Anonymous ???
Huh..do we ???
Ai can hearz it nao:
“Mai naem is cweenmj adn ai iz a friend-o-haulic…”
I don’t haz a problem. *twitch, twitch*
Jason_skooter, tho, noaw SHE’z got a problem….
“It awl started one day wif mai nawt-sekkund fren,and B4 ai knews it,it wuz 10 frenz…
den 20 frenz…
den 50 frenz…
Den “onlee” 3528 frenz…
Wait till dey all bee axing u furr a loan at wuntz.
Well, if day awl ask at wunst, I only haz tew say ‘NO!’ wusnt!!
dey has teh meds furr dat
/snurts an runs
O hai leeza!
How is I? Ironical dat u shud ax…
piddling arown on heer fixin too bee late furr wurk…dats how I r. *snurt*
Life imitates LOL…..
{{{{{Dawnkey}}}}}}
*Schmoo onna sweet dawnkey cheke*
I had a happitayl teh ozzer day an thotted ov yoo…I seed a teeny tinee bebbeh dawnkey inna field. It maded me Skweeeeeeeeee
Talkin abowt skweeeeeein, ai seed teh teeny tiny camels teh otter day, twins, snow white bebbeh camelols!!!
I wudda splorted BIG time
Awwwwwwwwwwww
Super skwee! How wundermus! Ai nebber tawt abowt bebbeh camelols! Dey luks liek dey wuz borned old. Mebbeh teh teeny tinee snow white twin bebbeh camelols cud comes ober tu teh Safareh Park. Wii cud snorgel dem bebbehs!
I get to go by a yard several times a day on my route through Citrus
Heights, and see the most incredible little pygmie baby goats (or sumfin,
dangit,
stay away, animal-distinction-Trolls!) and my heart just melts every time!
Tiny little pointing tuffty tails! short little legs! fat little tums! aaah…squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
yesh, pigmy goats, we has tehm around here!
ushually people give them away, but teh catch is, u has to catch tehm urself.
dey is slippery little suckers?
I has not tried to catch one, but apparently tehy is teh fast.
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hay! I herd someone mention miniatchure dawn keys teh otter day, Ifinkso! Duzn’t that sound teh CYOOT??
i go google dat now…
*trots off *
OOOOOOOOO
LOOK!
debruceranch.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/jeanne__sam_stansbury_mini_donkey_high_seller.112221016_std.jpg
Awww- baby pigmee gotes! Ai haz a reel weekness fir goes!
♫♫ High on a hill wuz a lonelee goteherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lowd wuz the voice of teh lonelee goteherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo ♫♫
*holds head in both hands* O-noes, nawt again………plz…….nawt again.
♫♫ Fokes in a town that was quiet remote herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty an cleer from teh goteherd’s froat herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo ♫♫
sing it DK!
*gets out accordian and plays along wile singing teh harm o knee*
awwwwwwwwwww
Ohai Kafleen! Didz ai eber tellz u abowt teh town in Souf Afrika dat haz teh statew honoring dawnkeys!!??
no!!
tellz meh!
Tidmum, u has lost ur blooness and ur abatar – or izzit just me?
dat happens if u lose ur log in wiff Wurdpress….except NOW when Im not
logged in with Wurdpress my avatar still comes up, but my old URL to Yahoo
profile shows up.
weirrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
crap…time for work
Iz I bloo nao?…
gud. I ar.
Yes! U is bloo and byootimus and lubbablol … here, ai must hug u nao, wunnermus Tidmum:
{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}
Awwwww
*tikkles frum Catterpiggle feelerz*
{{{{{Upfi}}}}}
Kafleen, I loveded teh story ov your grandpa yu wroted yesterday and glad yu hadz a bisit wif him.
awwww
thank you
♥
an teh reezon we not gets any wurk done wen we’re at wurk!!
hi, kafleen, how are yoo?
I am aggurvated cuz is time to get dressed and make mah bed and get outta
heer.
Blast!
oh, pleh.
ooh – cuteoverload haz been habing de saym aideaz!
just look heer: mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2009/02/real-life-kit-k.html
eggsepted – heer kitteh be de klokk!
but kitteh, if i am alwyz late for wurk bekawz yoo iz alwyz chayngin teh klok, i will gets fired an tehn tehr will be no munniez for fud.
(now figyur owt how to maek goggie hork teh homwurk bak up.)
As soon as I saw dis LOL,I called my boss over to show him why I’m alwais late.
He wuzzint buyin it !
ur boss needz a cat!!!!
EBERYWUN needz a kitteh!
Ohai rhsb! Sowwy ai didnt cee yur kwestion zooner aboot mai Tammy-kitteh awn tat otter fred, butts (hee) yur rite, shee dus hav beeg ears!
Dunno abowt teh Rex fing, shes jus a Saudi street-kitteh, butts (agin!) ai lubs her!!!
Mai kittehs plai wif mai kliker tew teh TV and sumtiems set awf mai alarum clok. Mai poor Missy B (hoo went ober teh brij in 2003) wud gets meh up ebery mawrning ERLY becuz she noticed dat wen ai wuzn’t werking, wii had no gushi fud but wen ai gawt a job in 1998, wii had gushi fud…..she wanted tew keep teh gushi fud rolling!
Ai jus sawed teh end ob teh mobie “Teh Sekrut Gardun” awn teebee! Byuuuuuutimous!!! Elebentee!!!!!11!!!
deres a book by dat name.
It beelongs in teh nawty barn.
oh wait. nebburmind.
all i haz 2 say bout this lol is….ROFL!!! i lovez it1!!
Hikkorree Dikkorree Dok,
Sumeboddee gotta staup taht kitteh frum runnyng up teh klok;
Teh klok struuked wun,
Adn daown teh kitteh dids run,
(And her wentid rite bak up adn tinkereded wif teh klok agen!!)
Dat remines meh ub sumfin nawty I didz yeers ago wen I wurked at teh hospital.
Dere wur a certain supervizor (not mah department) hoo wuz a stinker. He decided wun day to lie and fudge on his time card, and go watch a game.
I putted a postitnote on his time card.
It said,
Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran to the clock
The clock struck one
but the mouse was gone
The part about 4 was a crock.
We almost screamed with laughter as I passed around the note. Then I stuck it on his time card. He never really knew for sure it was me…
*snurt*
thes explanes
so manee thengs…
i knu it!
Dats why i gots late all de time!
sigh……2 late 2 tell boss……..
ahhhh!!!!
Aww man! That’s why I am late for school! I will change my clock to digital now.
das won veri evel pussy tat