when i was ur age
when i was ur age we had to kill our own cheezeburgerz
we awlso hadz 2 walk up teh hill bof wayz.
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Uphill, both ways!
concatshulacerations lcb i like teh com mint too
whatllt be, the martooni, or teh fudgey pi
“Or”?
or any offer sug gestulations
… agin wif teh “or.”
…
Aiz pretteh shur LCB iz luukin fur teh “and” ravver den teh “or.”
OK, step rite up an getz ur martooniez AND fudgey piez!! Ov corse dere’s wippy creem too… *spppprrriiiitttz!*
Fank U. Ai can haz egg straw wippee creems pls?
Puts whippy creem in hand an frows it at WRr, hittin him skware inna bak of teh hed.
**runsawaywifakwikness**
Fank U rhsb. Iz tyme fur me tu snugglol unner teh blankee wif U naow. Ai haz a piec uf pi foar U.
Nnnnoooooo!!!!
Runs an dives awn cowch, pullin cubbers ober her hed.
U nawt want snugglols?!
We bees snorgloling down teh fred, WWr!
**pokes hed owt frum unner blankee**
I figgered I’d end up WARIN teh pie!
*shiftee eyes* *triez tew nawt smash pi in RHSB’s faes*
*ses tew selfs: ”don’t doo itt DK….yoo nawt wanna looze snorglin privilejez wif teh cheezpeepz…..dunut doo itt………….”*
* Gibs rhsb teh bestest Clint Eastwud squintee aie *
U feelin Lucky Red? Well R U?
Yesh, az a matter of fack, I am.
Why? U jellus?
u nawt wanna peeze ob pi?
* Handz pi tu DK. *
Heer U can haz it.
Wantz sum hawt chokklit tu go wif?
oh fankyoo….
adn abawt teh chokklit….ai awlreddy has sum, fanks…
We calls whippity cream in spray cans Fluffy Milk. My old meezer Pinky Loveded it. She gotted it ebery nite at 6pm and would WHAAAAWWW when it was time. She passed away at 20 year olt.
sorriez not enough caffienez to tihnk of teh “AND”
LOL!
We definitelee iz teh long-lost twins. Ai seed teh lol and befoar gettin to commintz, thotted “uphill, in teh snoe, boaf ways!”
I thot “in teh snow” also, but to saves time I leaved it out.
My overenthusiasm, let me show u it.
Conga rats, LCB! Yew leedin da mackramah
I thought tat was just toooooooooooo funny!
and walk uphill both ways
in elebenty feet 0 snow
an extree-cowld-beloe-zeero 2!
wif holes in r shews
patch’d wif cardboard insoles
Sebbin miles dere an elebety miles back!
sshewz??!! wii hadz 2 run bearfut een teh elebentee feat ov snoe!!
frawzt byte wuz teh ownlee byte wii got iffen teh chzbrgr wuz tew fazt!!
Waol at leest yoo had feetz! We had stumpz!
eye iz stumpt 4 a reeplie!!!
tiem to pull up rootz and move on then?
Gibbo??? Stumpt fur a ree ply??? Pearish deh thot!!
Wussup, pal??? Gud tu seeing u heer!
yesh it is! no one can keep up wif teh Ty Booteek liek u can!
.
And ohai to u too cweenie!
Ware is u tonite?
Wii b in New Braunfels, Tx. Settled bai German settlers in deh 1800z. Wii wented and had sum gud german BBQ…. gud fudz!!!!!
nuffin liek a littul German (sed teh skwirrl hoose g-granparentz came ober from there)
*sigh*
I has to attempt to go to sleeps. I is up WAY too late, cuz I had a big excited, it’s snowing here! Snow to me iz more exciting than Crissmus.
Santa Claws… wutever.
Snow.. OMCCWTFBBQELEBENTY!!!!!!
Nite my cween!
But we kud onlee afford 1 shew atta tiem.
An dere wuz elebenty of us kids in awl!
Nd we libbed ina shu baux
and we all shard a cote
…an we had to milk the pigs and feed the cows before we went to school.
Adn we wuz GRATEFUL!!
rhsb? milk da pigs? wow – musta been a prette good feat.
an wun of dem lost it. Hence teh peltless state of dis pu kitteh.
butt (tee hee), duz teh kitteh have fuzz in teh eers?
poor kitteh, plese giv kitteh a cote and teef
GranPAW kitteh iz verii wyze, thoe!
No buns, either!
Um. I ment on teh cheezburgers, but I suppose it kan be takn other ways! Sorri bout that….
dey froez awf!
to teh NB for yew carosue!!!1!
*jokkingl ub course*
no, sadly, yew ar probbly rite. Trudge trudge, shreek shreek.
@ leezt yew b warm in teh nawtee bawn!!
eye heer it haz teh noo rufe…
Nao, ai kant ebben choo em
Blender burger!
Cheezburger throo a straw – DO NAWT WANT.
*shudder*
i concuredz
*huge shudder*
Ewww … wut hab ai wrawt?
Braynbleech, awl arown…
remines me of ‘Bill Nye Science Guy’ talking bout how flys disolved fud
ai think he put a cheezburger in a blender
*gets out HUGE bottlol of braynbleech*
**slitelee-ebil laffter is herd in the distanse**
Plz to pass dat wen yer dun wiffit.
…
Concatshoelaces on being dun wif juree dutee (if yer rillee happitayl abowt it). Duz yew noe if the Birthday Fairy iz dun wif hur juree dutee azwell?
thankee nightshayde! ai is happitayle! ai dont haf to wurree bout getting suwon to cover mai meetinks! whenever that happins, ai get extra speshul action items!
I seen sumfin a long time ago on Phil Donohue…sum laydee got her jaw wired shut to lose weight….den she told Phil dat she bought cans of frosting an jammed it in her mouf….her was complainin dat da surgery nawt workin for her.
*heddesk*
Dat sownz lyk a storee my mahm tolded.
A frend of hers wuz drinkin teh choklit Slim-Fast shake wun day an thot to hurself: “Dis wud be reel gud wif sum eye-skreem!”
Member win eberybuddy wuz eetin rise caeks 2 luz waits? Dose wuz reel gud dipped N chonklit.
ya… un carrotz dippeded in ranched dressing…… did pretzelz dat wai two….
momcat
Dat’s wutt peepul gets fur tryin to fix teh problim frum teh OWTSIDE.
Ain gonna wurk.
Ohai, donkey gurl!! Duz u meen tihs stuffz I bin rubbing on mai hips wont maik meh teh skinee?? It sez on teh botlol –vanishing kreem..
gimmee dat!
omg…i wuz owt teh uddur day, an gott mah furst “fat comment”…..
it wuz soooo funny….
we wur all waitin arown and dis littul girl wuz saying ‘YUR BUTTZ R FAT!”
an I sed, Mebbeh u can has wun wen u get big, too!
An she sed it obbur an obbur and obbur and obbur and obbur…………
i finkso i needs sum of dat vanishing creem…..
I likes to sez I haz a large following… :snerk:
*snerk* well aktchualee……deese daiz, dat mite bii a compleemint…..
nawt dat ai wudd knoe dat purrsonalle oar annyfink……
Heer iz teh banishee creems. Iz just enuf foar the liddlol gurl aifinkso.
LOL!!!
an she prolly broke her teef on da can…
*snerk*
and pluk our on chikkin nuggets!!
and tehy dint liek it ONE BIT!
*wispers*
tehy fought bak.
Whut kine weapons did they has?
Anteek maeces
Bloo litesaberz
Clawz uv fury
D…
Dartblowers
Elephant tranquilizers
Fyrefoxes
G…
Ginormous gunz
Hyoooge ….. tracts uv land (donut ask meh – jus popped into mah hed)
Icy cold stethoskopes
J…
>>Hyoooge ….. tracts uv land (donut ask meh – jus popped into mah hed)
monty python ref FTW
(wun of the movies, just don’t know which)
Holy Grail
ohhhhh donkeeee!! whai yoo turn yore self image over to a ill-mannered brat??? no dew taht!! we laiks yoo in yore troo donkee form!!! skinnee donkee is dedd donkee, aifinkso. same wif peeps hoo nawt eet. ((((((((((kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}eggaxlee as yoo are!!!
awww…dat littul girl not noe ennybettur….cuz hur mom wur
a dumb@$$!
mom wuz fitin on teh cell fone bowt sumfin stoopid hole time…
*snurt*
Jacks strewn on teh flore
Knifes, thrown wif a fiereceness
Limburger breff
M…
Jumangi board games
Kill-O-Zaps (from teh Hitchikers guid to teh Galaxy)
Lemon Meringue Pis (wiht teh poisons)
MaryO singin
NI!
Oat breff
P……
paws ob furreee!
quicklee deploying pontee ends
rustee nayles
s…
Pointy Endz
Quivers
Riotous Laughter
S…..
Sandpaper
Tazurs
Umbrella pointee end
V…
Vishus traned trolls
Wikked step sisturs
Xakto knifes
Zippos
Taaah Daaah!
mmmmmmm ….
jello.
*parfaaaaaaay!*
dem wuz sum wel eekwippt nuggitz!!?
o hai, gibbocat!
Hyooj tracts uv land… tew hyde in??
Sheesh — ai sed “donut ask.”
Ai duzzint wanna be atwerk enny moar — mah brayne iz doin weerd stuffs. 
…
Sowwee nightshayde!
Diapers, used
Enthusiastic violens
Fists of furry
G…
very beek ones!!
*shivers*
Pointee endz awn teh faec and awn teh feets, flappitee wings, elebentee Brothurss and sisturs tu halp.
and tehy wz touf to killz too, iz how i gotz teh scarz
ahahaha good one
Ifn dis kitteh wuz mien, I finkso I wud hasta naem him Yoda.
don’t luk at the scaree lol!
how oldey does we tihnk tihs kitteh is ?
i says elebenty timez elebenty timez elebenty
tew teh elebentyeth power!
how many cheese burgers did he et
wen yew reech elebentee tymz elebentee – haz az mennee teef yew will nawt!!
yoda! FTW
O…M…G…Mai dad was really a sharecroppers son during the depression. He really picked cotton before he could go to school. *curls up in littel ball*
*pats kerrykatz on teh hed*
itsokai! have a martoonie!
ai knows what dis is lik! ai got ‘an we onlee got wun new outfit a yeer’
Oh noes!! My Grandpa was Nazarine tent revivalist preacher in da south!! **sneaks martoonie** Ah, jes like da old days!!!
my grammy and grampy not have indoor plumbing til the 80’s. i have manee respects 4 dem. wish i had lerned mor be4 they pass
my mama rilly did has shoos patch’d wif card bored on da insieds (during da dpression), that is when they had shoes passe’d down from kid to kid,
adn wore clothes made from cloth flour saks. srsly. forchunatelyee , the 10 kids adn dere momma (dere daddy, who had werk’d on da raylrode had died frm noomonya) live’d in Mississippi, so didn’t get too cold. Those were some skinny kids.
An kut down teh treez an split teh logs an mayke teh fyre wif onlee wun stick, an cuk dem an fite teh wyld bears and wild cocumnts fur teh meet, an dere wuz no catchup! None! Yew spoy-uld kidz todai!
We ate gravel and mud for brekfast, an we was glad to have it!!!
onlee had catchup onna 4th (nawt sekkund if U iz inna Cananda) uf Jool eyes.
An musterd! Yew were lukky if yew got a drawp of musterd awn krissmus dai!
You was lukky to have mustard…we only had a mustard seed in our day.
An dey put teh mustard seed in a magnifyin marblol to where on a nekklus?
U had a HOLE mustard seed?!?!
*wispurs* aifinkso kk4 iz braggun. Herz teh ritsh, yew nose.
Dew ya fink herz maybee had reel cheezeburgrz too.. Nawt teh cardbord ones from teh magazeens..?
Aifinkso her had ak-shul buns, wif let-us an tomatta, hynz fifty-elebentee an fronsh fryed pu-tay-tas.
*drool*
Bak in mai day, we hadda keep our drool, cuz it wuz teh onlee moy-shture we got!
Ew.
We had to wadder da cotton before we pikked it….
Mai famblee INBENTED recyking!! Nawt sekkund daddeh gottid himz baf..den mommeh, den big brudder, den udder brudder, den big sis, den udder sis..
den meh!! I wuz teh onlee one dat camed owt dirtier den I started! *sigh*
Oh my CC…I glad I not da only one dat have to share baff wadders!! We was allowed to add some hot wadders tho’…but NOT TOO MUCH for da love ub Gawd.
Yesh, yesh.. too much hot wadders added wood shirlee haz bin a sin ov teh mortal kind!
Ai kin heer it now….”I’m nawt payin to wash da hole nayborhood”!!!
Ahhh, yesh… doze were teh gud old days..
an deyr kummin bak!!!
{{{{{gibbocat}}}}} Nawt if ai can halp it!!
An fleez medasin? We HOPED we gawt fleez, sew we cud eet!
…an wunse agin, EW.
**Slow sad hedshake at teh yungstur**
cuz teh fleez gibz yew wurms sew yew can…. pleh!! Dubbul pleh!!!
bug doez ov teh brayn bleech plz!! thx!
We saved our hair from da hairbrush to make shish ka-bobs for da fleas!! And we was grateful to have it!!!
Mausturd! Yew need tew see Maus about himz deposit…
aifoutso Maus wuz wherein teh ‘deposit’ awn hiz hed?
Why, back in mai day, Maus only left 1/2 a deposit!!!
*wakes up teh kittehs laffin*
Bak in mai day, skwirrls hadda be teh culur nay chur mayde dem! We had no purplol skwirrls, nun at awl! An we wuz happee, weather we lyked it oar nawt!
*preens at bein thot uv as a modern conveenyance*
(*snerk* teh wai yoo wroteded dat……)
dere mite bii sum glowink gwreen wunz neer teh neyoocleer test siets…..
…awltho doze probablee werenut thar den eethur?
**parrothead skawks lowdlee and shows larj talons and sharp beek to awl teh modurn kittehs surrowndin purplol skwirrl** **modurn kitteh run awaiwifakwikness**
ainawtfinkso……ai’z nawt runnin awai…..
unllezz ai gitz a gud reesun…
**buffs larj talons sew dey shine** **shows larj talons agin** Yew need a beddur reesun dere dragun breff? Step away frum teh purplol skwirll!
*buffz own larj, shinee talonz/poyntee endz(teh wunz awn awl foar feetz!*
*growlz a bit, thretenz breefin fyer* hmmm…ai wunner iff parrotz taest liek chikken?
**comes in, glarin at the lowd burd**
Wat u skwawkin abowt now? U needs anudder seltzer bottlol burd baff?
Ai iz tryun to purtekt teh purplol skwirl! Ai wud FINKSO yew wud be helpun!
**beekbonks (gintlee) the red-hed**
**playfully nips teh burd’s fevvers an runs awf**
awww fanks parrothead!
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I know u guiz r gonna hate me for saying this but
ITZ SNOWING!
And itz SEW pretteh.
*sigh*
Nite-nite, cheezpeepz! Adn fanks for teh snorgle, Red adn DK!
Sweet dreems awl.
nite ODK!
U can has it!
Wii gots at leest 3″ today.
I donut want enny moar.
‘Nite DK!
“at leest 3″ ”
*SNERK!!!*
Nawt get snoes tudai. freezy fogz insted. Do Nawt Want.
no need to brag u two!
Pore luckee. Himz needz a noo naem aifinkso.
To teh NB wif yoo, yung man!
*snikkers*
I had to go out and luk at teh snow.
I wish I noo someone close by that was still up, I loves to walk in it when its falling!
Yesh, 3″ of SNOW iz alot foar us to get in wun day!
Speekin of Lucky, I needs to go offishulee welkome him bak.
‘Nite!
Donut worree – dere will be plentee when yoo bisit BLC in teh summer…
lukkee ya’ll! ai nawt can has anne snoez…..iz liek 18 owtsied, adn wuz raynink, butt nooo, wii nawt gonna git anne snoez……
iz nawt faer….
uh ohs!
ohhhh, peeps!
if yoo come to minneesnowda in jool ai, you habs to be keerful an nawt run ober teh whitey bares on teh way to teh fire werds, an if yore reeelee luckee, yoo can takes orf yore mittens to lite yore sparklers! 3″ is a newsinse shower!
An we had to huddle up around da littlol fire it made…*shudders at da memory*
An if dere wuz onlee wun bite left, we gibbed it to our dad! An wuz happee tew dew it!
*all kids laff to demselves while Dad eats the last of deposit*
Cuz Maus hadda wawk a myle fur crums! Bakwurds an uphill!
thru teh snoez, ebben inn teh middlol ob jyoolai!
eek! *runrunrunsadnhiedsunnertehbed* iz it goneded? ai’z skared nao….
*hands martoonie unnder bed to Draconic Kitteh*
dis will make yew forget bout teh scaree lol.
uhhh…ai’z nawt owld enuff fur wun ob doze….srry….
hawt chokklit wud bii nies, tho…
Taeks teh martoonie from gammacat.
Yew noe.
To saev teh yungstur.
Ai will sakrifice mahself & drink teh martoonie in himz place.
Aiz a givver liek dat, aifinkso yesh.
U are a gentlkitteh adn a skollar ns – to make dis sakrafice– um..for teh yungster- ob corse!!
Mai hero!
**peeks unner teh bed to fynd Draconid Kitteh*** Ohai Draconic Kitteh, do nawt be skared. **wispurs** dat kitteh habs no teef! An ai hab the larj taluns!!
hmmm…gud poynt….adn iff ai needz tew, ai sortaa culd roast himz wif mai fyer…butt ai wud nawt doo dat….
Cuz yew are teh rawspeckful ov yur eldurs?
well….nawt onlee dat, butt dat wud nawt bii neededed…at leest aihoepsew…
Crabby old man kitteh tells you boring stories.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/02/crabby-old-man-kitteh-tellz-u-boring-storeez/
Grandma and Grandpa liked to compete for your attention. They were jealous of each other getting any attention, too…
Grandpa would try to tell you an interesting story from like, 60 years ago or something, and Grandma would say ‘John Paul, she doan wunna heer that ignert stuff’ and start talking about something that really was dumb, like a yard sale, and you’d be sitting there like this
while both of them leaned forward from their seats and talked at the same time like the other one wasn’t there until you wanted to scream.
Grandpa’s gone now. I never did get to hear any of his stories.
awww…ai’z sawree tew heer dat….
aww kafleen!!! sew sad 4 yew! {{{kafleen}}}
You know what though? *brightens*
I had a super dream about him not long ago.
You know, I don’t know about other people, but I cannot “feel” stuff in my
dreams, unless it is external, like, the cold or something.
But I dreamed about Grandpa….I was in a place with him, and it was busy,
lots of people moving about,…don’t know where, but I was following him.
At one point I put my hand on his upper bicep…and I could FEEL IT. It was
very strong and I realized he was back at the prime of his life, physically, and
that made me so happy…..
He called out to someone that I was his granddaughter and suddenly, it
occurred to me for the first time in my life…that he was PROUD OF ME…he
was saying in effect,,…look, Kafleenthedonkey is my granddaughter…
this makes me teary thinking about it again…
he was always such a hard worker and I was so lazy and fat and never made
anything of myself, and I always felt ashamed around him….he grew up in
poverty, was pulled out of school in third grade to work the farm, left as a kid
to ride the trains and find work, never learned how to read, had 10 kids, and
when he died, they all got some money. And grandma had enough too. They
never lived rich but they worked their @$$es off and became comfortable.
And he bought and sold things. He was smart.
that was the best dream. It made a kind of peace for me with him.
{{{{Kafleen}}}}
Mai eyes are leaking nao. Uh oh. Gud jawb ai is still alone in teh orifice. I’m sure ur grandpa has awl reason to be proud of u. U may nawt be ablol to c it urself, but u have acheeved menny fings, and he noes it.
Aw, Kafleen, mah frend. Whut a wunderful thing to happin to yoo in yor dream. We has a prowd uv yoo awl teh tyme. Yoo is owr donkey, teh wun, teh only. {{Kafleen}}
i know i am stoopy to argue wif a donkee, but i take isshu wif da part where you write
don’t argue wif mee, young lady, i am older dan you adn i know whereov i speek.
“never made anything of myself”. Maybe you don’t trust my judgement, but i think you are wonderful and are a blessing in my life. so there
Deer Kafleen: yuu ar yuur oawn wurst kritik:
Ai fink sumetiems taht yuu kan nawt sea teh wundermus luvvleenis iyn yuurseylfe, butt awl teh reyst ov us sea iyt adn applaud yuur speshul uniqueniss; rlly, srsly…….
Teh sweet kwalitee ov yuur purrsohnalitee cumes rite thru cybur spaice, trooly: beeleeve iyt……!
Gotta love Sphynx! Great caption, sabathlily!
Dang, I still can’t get warm.
**grabs whyte blankee an wraps up innit**
Nao I luuk lyk pololar bear.
*gibs floofeh cheezpeepz blankie adn sum hawt chokklits*
duz dat halp?
Oh fanks, DK!
**poynts to dyin fire**
U finkso u cud halp wif dat a liddlol?
shur! ai has bin wantin tew maek sumtfink bii awn fyer…..
*breefs fur a minnit, fyer iz hyooje(butt nawt tew hyooje…iz still manajablol…)*
**flames shoot up from logs**
Gud jawb! Fanks!
Want sum popcorms? NS brought it.
o boi!
popptcornz!!
*triez tew nawt nom awl ob dem*
Thas OK, iz a majikle re-filling bowl!
srsly? kool! butt stillz, ai shuddn’t hawg teh bowl…..
*shrugz* oh wellz…..*noms sum moar*
Itz ok — we getz it at Costco. Therez plennee moar where dat came frum.
ohay! ai knoez costco! dat’z gud stoar………….has lawtz ob stuffz awl awt wunce……
Groop snorgle!!!
*wigglols under blankee wif Red*
Hawt chonklitt for mii too plz DK!
Hay Red, where’s Lucky?
Ohai, DK!
Lucky is bak at my apartment inna NB, warmin fings up foar me.
*maeks cupp ob hawt chokklit adn gibs tew 4.5k*
uhhh….ai suppozes dat ai’z nawt inbited tew dis groop snorglol, liek lasst tiem…..wuz’nut inbited den….
oh well den…
**luuks arown at groop**
U finkso wii kin trust him to behave himself?
**luuks at DK**
Alright kiddo, climb in!
uhhh…annewun aktchualee heer?
Oh shur, DK!
*lifts blankee so DK can snorgle besides her*
Adn fanks for teh koko!
Ahhh, naow dis is teh cozee.
fankyoo…..
hmmm…diz iz….
o waet! ai furgotted sum hawt chokklitz fur meh!
*scramblolz owt fur a minnit, comz bakk wif cupp ob hawt chokklit*
dat’s betturr….
Mebbe yew shud go soak in a niec hawt baff. Dat duz teh trik fur meh wen nuffin else is werkin.
Dat or eggsurrsize.
HOO SED DAT?
pleh! pleh!
/eggsurrsize/? wut? wut arre yoo sayink?
*gasp* ai du /NAWT/ niid tew eggsurrsize!
Wuts egg sir size N E way?? Izzit sumfing to EAT!?! Duz it haz choklit onnit??
Can it be whippy kreemed??
dun’t ai wish….
Dats a whole diffrint kind uv egg sir size, aifinkso.
*heads to teh NB*
…
Rillee tho – iz tiem fur meh to going hoam. Ebbreewun haz a niec, warm, safe nite!
nite, NS!
oh bai teh wai, has annewun seen Taya reesentlee? Yoo knoe, teh wingeded kitteh?
ai’z nawt seen hur arownd tudai….
*divebombs* O hai Daddeh!
Ohai Taya, nao taht yore Daddeh is bak, aifinsko yew wil wont to goes stae wib him. Butt
yew iz welkum to stae heer ennytiem. Buddy sez seh lieks playink wib yew, nd sez thxvairymutch fore letink her stwoek yore wingz nd teeching hur hao to flai.
nao dat seh noes hao tew flai iz gud. Meh will kum an bisit yew an hur soon.
*sigh* ai nawt has wingz, sew ai nawat can flai……unforchunateleee….
Aifoughtso yew wuz dragon kitteh? Hao kum yew no has wings?
ai nawt knoez……ai has teh skaelz, can breef fyer, iz cowld-bludded, (sew in teh cowld iz nawt gud, maeks meh beree slow-movink….)…..butt ai nawt has wingz…..
yoo duz tho……*shrugz* ai dunno…..
oh bai teh wai, hai……teh current lol has sum interestink stuff awn it rite nao…
“We used to get up at four, half-an-hour before we went to bed, and when we got up our dad used to make us lick the road clean with our tongues.”
Well…./dere’s/ a noo meenink tew hittin teh road…..
adn wen sunwun dribes awai, dat wud gib hims a kleen gitawai!
sawree…ai’z gonna stawp teh punz nao….*slinks awai tew teh kornur*
Teh 4 Yorkshiremen ref, FTW!
I lubs dat.
Yeah, me too, it’s one of my faves … whose parent hasn’t tried that on at least once during their children’s lifetimes? Listening to parents complaining about how bad things were when they were kids has to be one of the universal woes of childhood
monty python ref FTW!!!
Nd we wud werk in teh mil 28 howers a dae nd pae mil ownur for privlij of werking dere. Nd wehn we gettid hoem, ower Dadkitteh wud kill uz.
ringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
O hai! Thx for teh prizes befoar.
YOU WIN!!! Thnak you for being the first to answer bananafone on this lol!! You have won a gift bag full of wonderful nostalgic prizes..plus a few sundry items. *pulls out giftbag* Tonight you have won….a set of Readers Digest Condensed Books–this set includes the “decoy” empty book that doubles as a safe!!! Also included in your gift bag is a Woodstock poster, a portable 8-track player with two tapes–Elvin Bishop and Cream, a lava lamp, a bag of plastic army men, a pair of white vinyl go-go boots and a pair of black fishnets. Enjoy your prizes!!!
Bananafone thinks that if LCB uses all of the prizes she won tonight, we’ll all be in for some good stories tomorrow!!
*Puts platform shoos on over go-go boots, puts Cream on teh elebenty-track, takes a fake book, a handful of Woodstock loose change and heds to bed*
I’m gonna has to start screening my calls.
Iz that Creem gud for teh rinklols too?
*looks at current pictures of surviving band members*
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*faints*
hoo u gonna walk all obbur, Nancy S?
*grabs popcorn and waits wiff an antissypassion*
Ummm,, hellooo….
You came in a very close second, and you also can have a giftbag!!! Enjoy!
Yeah, who cooked the cheezburgers and put them with cheez, pickles, onions, tomatoes, all on Sesame Seed Bun?
2 all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheez pickuls unyuns on a sesmuzzeed bun!
Burger King?
hay ther dawnkee gal!!!
yah- member da “u can hab it ur wai” ads? I lubed da oldy Opus comic ( or wuz it bloom county…?) wuz Opus at da orderphone sayn “I want wun milkshake… hulled da cup!”
momcat
Two obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Reese (picking bunions) on a Sesame street buss.
I can haz singlol… hold teh bunions pleez….?
snurt
is a bunion an onion bun?? doze r good…
Too ar awn a roll heer, deer Kafleen!
You know what would be even funnier? If the poor kitty had a small gold earring in one of his ears (Photoshop project, anyone?)…
Shud hab eeted more cheezburgers to fillz out awl dem brinkles.
OH!
Is DAT how u deel wiff teh wrinkles???
*rubs hoofies togeddur wiff a glee…*
Okay Gammaw, I get u some tee
Snorgles fer Gammaw!
It’s not a cat!
it’s totally awesome
Kitten: Oh grandpa! You inspire me! I think I will kill my own chezeburgers too!
Grandkitten: Oh grandma you inspire me! I think will kill my own cheeseburgers too!
I fixed the first one because it didn’t sound right….
OMG, it’s Clint Eastwood!
OOoops..
Yello jello baloonz!!!