Her, I like. You… I will kill and eat.
even if u iz nice 2 me, i will still eat u.
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What's the Filling?
wif onyuns on da side
mebee wif ketchupz
i mean, catsup
And maustard…
hee
i relish dat commint.
Mai kondimunts to de othor
And a nyse chianti…
Don’t fergit the fava beans…
Leff oar rite?
da side wif da libber
2 mutch libber iz bad fur kittehs.
an if yu eet poLOLar bare liber too soon aahfter teh poLOLar bare has finishd wiv it, yu dy ob vittymin Eeeee poysuning. Juss sayin! Stawp lukkin at me lyk taht – Ai diddunt eet teh liber!
Well, iffn u had, u wud be dedd an wudn’t be postin heer!
wich would , in most cases, would be the fud’s right.
iz nuffin personal
my shoulder! stay away!
see i marked my territory!
Valesa’s innosent remark brings bak terribul rememberies to Leeza of when hur BC marked HER HED.
Mai BC lieks to mark mai nose- by piercing it wif sharp teef!! Owie!
LOL! reallY!?!? OMG!!!
yesh.
I disrespeckted hur by bringin a noo kitteh into teh howse without hur consent.
Disgruntled kitteh was disgruntled!!
OMG! that is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! Classic!
Lurve yur tat AN yur cat!
So get reddy 2 dye
so iz the lady gonna has hair the same color as her kitteh’s?
you knows, a blak kitteh is what ALL teh well dressed wimminz are accessorizing wif todays!
Ai weel keel yew!
Unless u gotz a kewl tat tu
Dis MY woman. Back off!
See dat tat? iz mai marker, barker. git bak!
A tat of your cat! Now that’s devotion!
Bazement cat mayde her dew it.
and it’ll be the devil to remove…
I just want that tat! Well, maybe a smaller version.
A tat ov yurcat? Well, fancy taht!
bgtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt”?180 p;
Sam did that!
ai wuz just gonna say –
You always Nom the wuns you lub
faithfull pet and guardian 2!
Dat tat will look more lyke a real cat as the yung lady gits older an heavier.
*snerk*
its the new fun game at the retiremunt homes – Guess wut the tat wuz
snerk
eww
My Mudder doan’t wanna moove tu assizzted libbing facilitee.
She sayz dere is too menni owld peepul dere!
Mai mum moobed owt uv shelterd howzin wen she wuz 82 `coz she wuz tyred uv libbin wiv owld peepl!
yeppers, wut wuz wunse roze bud naow lawng-stemmed fleurs….
Ware aer teh profielz? Haz dey awl banisht, oar iz it juss me?
Dey iz gettin a baf.
Wye, waz dey durtee?
According tu Dr. Tinycat dems wuz.
Iz Dr. Tiny Cat wun wurd or too?
Lukz lyke demz iz bak now.
Dey seam 2 haz finisht dere baff!
Kin U pls 2 telling me ware tehm R?
Clikk awn ur bloo naem 2 get 2 urs, oar enny bloo naem fur dat purrsun’s profiel.
ok, fan q. Butt (he he) dunter usta be a fing 2 klik atta top by….
*sigh* neber mynd, it upeerd nao…
Dat wuz wat Ai wuz complanin abowt! It dissappeered fur a wile!
Nawt jes yu, annipuss, profile page borked out for da last 20 minits or so!!
oh noes, weave bin banished??? wozzit sumfing i sed???
Prolly!
…sez annipuss az she says cheerio! and obliveeyussly backs over da big ornj traffikcone misteriouslee place’d behind her veehikul on her way to bye supplies for the invashun 0 da MerryCans for teh 20elebentee Lolympics. Teh cheerios be spilt all over teh place wreaking havok and…
Teh ownlee fing Ai ebber dribed wuz a big red dubbul deck Lundun bus. Ur pyoonee liddle traffikcone duzn’t stand a chans…..
Whut did u sai?
Wuz it
Admonishing sum wun?
Bonking sumwunz head?
Creating havic onna web site?
D…
Didz U dis teh big cheez’s?
Elebenty kliks onna hoampayj?
Flubbergost sumwun?
G…
Hide the gushie fuds
Initiate a debreefing
Jam up the specials grabby arm on Sweetpeas majic carpet
K…
debreefing. Lolz.
wif purrmishun frum lolcatburglar (wich i haznt aksd but i’m shur she wont mind anyway) i bringz yoo: teh Debreefing Song, by teh luvly an talented LCB:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/23/funny-pictures-all-i-hear-iz-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah/#comment-449684
Klicking in an unauthorized manner
Messing w/ the Cheeze’s Mojo
N
Nommin teh prowgrams
Operatin wile unner nip
Pokin wiff pointy ends
Q…
Quittin bafore da job wuz done
Reesistin arrest
sashain on da counter ober da foods
Nawtier den Nawty Barn feeask-o
Opun a kan o’ werms insted of gushi fud
Pour awn de politicalz remarks
Q…
Killify a intern
Lick a tootsie pop too many times
Make mischief merrily
N…
Keepz all da fishees fer hiz sef
Leaps onta da hed dat feedz heem
Mussed up all da cubbers
N …
Ouch, dat one must have hurted! I got’s one on mai shoulder of littlol butterfly and I kept wantin to swat da guys hand away!
i hab a aztec style sun awn my hip. i was SOOOOO happy wen the werk was done!
I love those little black cat pictures like dis tattoo, now I wishes ai had littlol black kitteh one instead of butterfly. Maybe ai get a crazy dis summer an gets one!!
put kitteh on othur shouldur den he kin furevur chase th butterfly
Ai wuz finkin uf habbin a tat uv mai abatar, but teh tattoo plaes iz upstarez!
maybe they will come downstairs….
Ohno! She’s replaysed me wiv a ttaattoo!
Wif fava beans and a nice chianti…
Merf.
Uv coarse, if she maeks meh mad, ai will kill & eet hur azwell.
Arnold Schwartzenkitteh voyce: I lyke yoo, Sully. Thatz why ayll kill yoo last!
(later, after Arnold has droppt Sully off a kliff or summat lyke that)
Sumwun elz: Whut happind to Sully?
Arnold S: I let heem go.
Pohsessiv kitteh iys pohsessiv:
(wunts hims hyuoomin tuu alwaiys hav sumefing tuu remember hims bye;
oanley her iys gunna hafta luuk inna mirroror tuu bees abul tuu sea iyt!!!)
kitteh sez, an Ai will put a tat awn YU if yu nawt keerful, buster! Wif mai pointee enz!
Dis is mah hooman.
Ther ar menny lyke her but this wun is myne.
My hooman is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life. Without me, my hooman is useless. Without my hooman I am useless.
I must luv my hooman true. I must run to teh fud bowl faster than my enemy, who is trying to eat awl mah gushifuds. I must eet mah gushifuds befoar he eetz myne. I will. Befoar Ceeling Cat, I swayr this creed.
FTW Gremlin!!!!! xceelint creed!
Can yoo tell we just watched Full Metal Jacket at mah haus?
This is my rifle
this is my gun
this is for fighting
this is for fun.
Ohai, Babs. That sceen mayd us crack up! A military movie, with a bunch of grown men grabbing their . . . um . . . privates.
ohai gremlin! privates grabbing their privates! O_o
Do men ebber gro up ware dere privates aer consernd?
Dont fink so. dont fink dey ever grow up at all!
Boiz will be boiz… for ebber!
why wood we want to?
Ifn ai tuch anuvver kitteh’s bowl wif teh spoon an extra tiem, dey luk tew see hoo gawt teh most gushifud. Eeven if it luks liek wun kitteh gawt moar dan anuvver, dey want dat kitteh’s gushifud. O mai. So ai COWNT hao menny tiems ai tuch eech bowl. Ifn wun finishes befoar anuvver, den hee will trai foar teh uvver kitteh’s gushifud. Ai am teh referee.
Bof mai kittehs must 2 likking teh grayvee up fursts, iffin wun leeb sum, udder kwik gose to eets it.
mai kitteh liks teh grayvee then leebs teh fuds. is a gaym wif her sumtymes to get her tew eet.
Mien woan eet teh liddlol bits wif grayvee. Dey will eet teh grayvee but nawt teh funnee liddlol meets.
2 kittehs shar wun bole, butt todai I gut home wuz a plastik
fork in bole, dunt naw wher it came frum.
Mite nawt want tew ask. Trust meh. Sumtiems beddur NAWT tew knoes. Ai had a kitteh wunce, Itty Bitty Kitty, and he wud pik up fud wif hiz paw and put it in hiz mouf. So doan ask abowt teh fork.
Mai Tammy wus playin wiv an earbud dat had fallen awn teh floor. A kleen wun befor anybunny goes “ew”! Ai wus wurried she wus gonna swaller bits ov plastic soe ai put it in teh trash. Five mins latur… she reemovs teh lid ov teh eerbud jar (plastic jar-soft lid) an starts taking out a fresh eerbud!!!
Kittehs can be bery bery self suffishunt alawta tiems. Ai hieds mai heering ayds from Inky. Itty ran away wif dem wunce and ai hads tew chayse him awl ober.
I haz a happee … my bebe goggie founded his wigglees agin. He losted dem when he losted his balls da udder day…
Hiz balls r gone fer goodz, butt he founded his wigglees. Da wurld iz a happee place when Jazzy haz his wigglees.
oh noes you captured my soul and put it on ur sholdur???
U die. Tewnite. Ai keeps u from teh wun ai lubs. She will neber eber knoes. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Ooooo! KCT, wut a bwud curdlin laff u hass!!! Berry Skaree!!!
OOoooh, Fankies, AfriCat! Ai eben beddur at Howl o ween tiem. Mai Dad wuz eben beddur at it. He scarededed menny kids in teh nayborhud at Howl o ween.
dis iz faor Hugh G. Manatee
Seams a bunch ov Hiz Fremns decided tew get tewgether and keep waorm..
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/02/04/vo.manatees.huddle.WPTV
thanks catslave! very snuggly!
Thank you for posting that catslave! It’s nice to see so many friends but I wish they’d join me in the Caribbean, it so lovely and warm! Then we could have a manatee jamboree!
Deh serverz b hating mii!!! dehy say dey b tuu bizzy!!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}} Awww, don kry yur majesteeusness, wee still lubs yu!!!
I tryd tu kum play adn dey say dey b bizzy…… I wunderd wut dey wuz bizzy dueing??
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Alfabetizing deh Lolz
Buying noo softwarez
Chekking fur malware
D….
Debriefing sum trollz
Eloping wif sikrit luvers
Flipping ova pancaykes
G…
Gallopin down JCH4K Boulevard in teh nood!
Howlolin at teh moon
Ignorin owr rekwests tu play
J…
Juggling awl teh websites
Kittehs luking cyoot awna LOL
Laffing owr hed awf
M…
Jus hazzing a Nap
Kitteh watching
Likkin teh gushifud bowl
M…
Makin mischif
Napping naturally
Offending the opossums
P…
Playing in catnip
Quilting a noo cheezeland blankie for de CCC
Reskyuing old LOLs from forgotteness
S…
peein in da plants
qualifyin for mor foodz
restin fromd all da hard wurkz
grate mainds fink at de saym tiem…. ooh dots!
ORF WIF DER HEDS!!! Arrogunt liddlol serving staff mussn’t deny owr Cween!!!1!
Ohai yur Majustee – Ai has missd a fyu LOL toodai; did teh Nite Wot Mun see Mumrik’s goggee crars teh Raynboe Bridj erlyer?
Ah, no. I missinged dat. duz u noez which lol it wuz on?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/03/funny-pictures-eaten-in-5-min/#comment-583052
Wunna yestidai’s…last wun oar next tew last wun ai fink.
its here
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/03/funny-pictures-eaten-in-5-min/#comment-583052
Oh fankeez….. I wuz just abowt tu go on a serch and lowkate misshun.
U be needing tissues…
I noes ai did…
Mah eyez iz nao leekin… *sniff*
{{{{{NS}}}}}
mien tu… kant seam tu stop eider…
oh well – of to be inna minnit – that shood stoppit!
Sightly off topc, but iffn u needs a laff, dere is a njoo lolcat song at
http://www.rathergood.com/lolcats
mimicking “Lubcats” by “Teh Cjoor”.
rolfmao!!! OMG! that was so funny/weird! professer happycat, what did they do to you?!?!
Gud nite all!
Nite Nitey, AfriCat.
Ha ha! This cat is absolutely hilarious! He’s planning on murdering his owner, I suspect! Look out! Ha ha!
kitteh iz happeh dat dis hyooman wershipps teh kitteh enuff tew git tateww ob wun….
he tinks all hoomans shud respekt the powar of kitteh-ness.
Lord Voldemort’s kitteh redeesines teh Dark Mark
*finds hisself wunderin, based on lack of straps and whatnot if teh holder of teh kitteh in dis pikture might be a YNL, (as oppoezd to teh YNG’s teh lady cheezpeeps liek to ponder)8
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Her tat is kewl too! Git ‘em kitteh!
i think it’s a good picture
Yu et meh i kells you gilfwend