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Dont look, scary part.
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is da goggie catcher!!!!
while goggie is distrakt’d, kitteh noms da popcorms…
GMTA sweetpea! And congarats! U Skaree Fast!
Conga Ratz, sweetpea, on leedin da brayd!
hee, yah i be teh skeery…BOO!
Yikes! *jumps up startlold, taglols in tendrils*
Hmm, kinda kumferbul, in a tikkly kind ob way…
“rock a bye kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittteeeeeeh in da twee taupe…
MMMmmmmmzzzzzzz……
he isssssss soooo cute rock a bye kiiiiiiiitttttteh in da twweee top is right
eeeeek!
Tell meh wen itz ober.
Neerlee GMTA!
Teemwerk — we haz it!
Dis ware teh dogketcher appeerz
bee afrayd….bee BERRY afrayd…..
“You were in great peril”
“I need to go back and face the peril…”
Ai’ll tell u wen it is ober
aaah i can’t wach!
I purrteks u!
ohai skwrrlgrrl! GMTA
Dey is probly watchin Turner & Hooch
brayve kitteh pertekkz yu!
ai haz yr best intresteses at hart, goggie!
Itz teh… itz teh….. VET!
Beh afrayd…..beh BERRY afrayd …
Can you read the last line?
I…C… H…C…um…
….Maded in China….patent pending.
…masheen warsh warm, no bleech.
*luks suddenlee intent*
dere’s a bug on there!
turns owtside in tu warsh….
Now demz is kissing ewww
Yuk…mushy stuff!
pwincess bwide ref FTW
Skeery partz doan bovver meh, I duz git uncumfertabol burink the mushet part howeber.
Ok, dis may sound weird, but wen da kids was yunger, ai always would ffwd da mushy stuff, but ai didn’t ffwd much of da violence…unless it was pretty bad..was too uncomfortable to be sittin wif da kids an watchin love scenes…
MAHM!!! SHEEZ TUSCHING ME!!!!!
MAHM, HEEZ BREETHING AWN ME!!!
MAHM!!!! His eye tuchin mai paw!!
Ifn Ai has tu turn dis car arown, yur BOWF in trubble…
(pssst see, yu gotted us in trubble AGAIN! NOE AI DINT!
MAHM!!…..)
car skreeshes tu a hawlt…..rut roh…..
Kitteh nawt cubberin goggies eies outta nyseness.
Goggie is inna way of kitteh relaxin an gettin comfee, so goggie becomes kitteh’s paw-rest!
Luukit teh floof awn dat kitteh! An dose bloo bloo eies!
**holds awn to CHRG**
Kitteh brave and strawng tew be proteking goggie! Watch owt! Heer cums teh monster!
Don luuk goggie, she’s crawlin out of da TV!!!! HALP!!!
RUN! HIED! RUN! HIED!
Dat still freaks meh out!!
meh too!!
*pulls cote over eyes*
Dat an da Grudge moovy…..I had nitemares bout dat littlol boy! Yikes!
*dives under covers* *peeks out afraid*
That looks like a patient doggy.
plz to put on some pants, fink of deh poor goggie
Lazy goggie need help wif pirate costume.
did someone say PIRATE?
*runs to get piratey wench outfit*
Oh drats, itz at home.
I has to go home anyways… c u guiz later!
If yu feelin lazy ai kin cover one ub yur eyes wif mai paw. Drive safe!
haow u gonna dryve sayfe wiv a paw obber ur eye????
THINK UV TEH KITTEHS, PEEPUL!!!
@@@!!! I notice dat after ai post…wunderd if ennyone wuld catch it!!
*Airkiss*
Has a gud going hoem!
D’rats nawt tu blaem. Ratz nawt duz lawndries. Lawndries is hamsturs jawb.
Ai thot it wuz rodints liek Maus and Rats tew do lawndries. Hamsturs run teh masheen.
Bsiedz dint yu ebur heer ub a lawndree hampstur?
ai fot it wuz teh YNGs whut did teh chorez?
I’m so picky abowt my laundree dat I nawt eben let Lucky do it.
I do let him do uthur stuffs, tho.
**grabs Cheezmap blankee an curls up awn cowch in front of fyre**
Brr…. I hazza chillee.
**luuks arown**
Ennywun up foar a snugglol, groop oar utherwyse?
Angelina curls up on teh blankie wiff u. Hedskritches? Mmmm..zzzz
How did I miss dis?
**gibs Angelina hur faymus eer skritches**
Josie lubbed wen I did dis to hur.
WP wuz steeling the APs snugglols aifinkso.
*pulls up a cushion an a blankee*
*offurs rhsb sum popcorms*
I jes eeted dinnur, so I’ll pass awn teh popcorms foar now.
Did yoo bring enny hawt choklit, tho?
** Bringz in teh bufflalol roab tuks in teh peepz. Ai haz teh hawt chokklit wif teh wippee creems. **
U nawt joynin us? **pouty fayse**
Ai haz a buzzee naow, Ai will joyn U laytur
Okay. I save u a spot, den.
I lykes a snuglol in frunt ob the fyre but I prefers marsh-shmallo fluffs in my hawt cocoa, I jest happen to hab a jar rytecheer.
oh, rhsb….Ai brotted a choklit martoonie, itz after fibe o’clokity…
and heer…Ai has a nize warm bloo bisi blankee fur yu an awl peeps wut has been habbing ize starmz….pleh!
plz tu stay warm ‘n kozee, ‘k? Ai goes naow, yu stay nize and tostee!
U nawt snugglolin wif us, Turtlol?
iz willz snuglolz
Ohai, Judson!
I nebber herd of habbin marshmallow fluff in hawt choklit. I guess iz purty much teh sayme fing tho, huh?
It sounds yummy!
I lold. xD
Ai tink ai’m gonna splort just a litlol. *teenee litlol splort*
woops, awlmost mist a splort… turtlol lumbers tu teh CCC…gets ekonomee-sized CHRG w/doi (fur teh smaller splortages) and graps wet wipz fur teh sweeping uv teh brane matter dat has leeked owt uv ETMCM’s hed-bone….heer– Ai gibs yu sum smawl choklit possims ana cukie! (wraps duckytayp arownd hed and CHRG just tu be sayf) Naow, yu can luk, but onlee a liddul! Noe moar until yu recubber fullee!!! ‘k?
dat’s gud. Naow, be keerful! Dose liddlol splorts can turn intu ginormous wuns ifn yu nawt keerful!
*Stops by wiff trabelling mini-CCC*
*Skoops up teenee splortifikashuns*
*Mixez wiff sparklee waddurs in speshul injektifyer*
*Injektiyz brayn-waddurs intu hed*
*Gentlee mixee-mixee brayns syd tu syd*
*Dekants extra waddurs owta left eer*
*Seels up awl splortee-injektee playses wiff dukky-tayp*
*Applies noo CHRG (wdoi) wiff fresh dukky-tayp*
*Gibs floofy cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums*
Nao relax in frunt ob teh fyr adn ware deez protektib gogglols.
{{eve}}
test
WP eeted 2 ob my commints. Rebooted nao…hoping
Abaham McKinley!!
A mountin ob a man … u win!
ai wish ai haz a kitteh tu do dat fur mi.
ringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
*This is LCB’s answering machine. Plz to leev a message. BOOP!*
Oh, that’s too bad…please to answer in person and you can win a fabulous prize package.
*runs in from shower, dripping wet, picks up phone*
HALLO? HALLO?
YOU WIN!!! Thank you for being the first person to answer bananafone on this lol!! *brings out gift bag* You have won a portable record player made of purple plastic with these albums–Cheech and Chong Big Bamboo, Leon Russell and The Shelter People, a pair of platform shoes, an ankle bracelet with tiny bells on it, a hula-hoop, 3 Archie’s comix, a green tambourine, a box of reinforced toe knee-hi’s, an Easy Bake oven, a black light, and 2 black light posters.
For LCB, bananafone adds a shiny “Have a Nice Day” medallion and all the change dropped on the ground during Woodstock.
*slips on hallway rug, slides into libbing room, all wet but still hanging onto phone*
Bananafone adds young, unshaven but clean hippy dudes to help. Just cuz it’s LCB, and she’s in distress.
I can has towel, plz? kthxpeace
*hands LCB towel from Woodstock* *unfortunately, this is the same towel that Joe Cocker used*
I get dry with a little halp from my frenz.
Um, not with that particular towel….
Don’t make me pull out my Directors Cut-Up DVD. Whut did he does wif/on/to/in spite of this towel?
Just a little, um, sweaty, shall we say. Here’s a clean towel.
Well, it HAS been nearly 40 years. Even Joe Cocker’s sweat would have dried by now.
Wouldn’t it?
Dry yes, but DNA lives forever…best to be careful in this case.
Only the crime lab knows for sure.
Well, gee, thanks for being less than pleased with your gifts today. Um, well…this was really fun for everyone.
O, noes! I lurved them! I was just a little shookened up from running to teh phone, slipping on teh rug and sliding hedfirst and nakey into teh libbing room when teh minister was visiting.
I specially like teh extries. Shiny! And sike-o-dellic!
r u okayz?
I think I borked a bone, but not one of mine.
Wonderful pic! Great caption, hmnbillboard!!!
sew kyooot!
skweeeee!!!!
I haz a gift fuh u! Its ina mah name link
Somethin kewt snorglin somethin kewt…
I think I ’bout ta SPLORT
dat de funnyest,
Kitteh adn Goggie ar wautchyng teh finalle ov
“Teh Beest Hoo Eeted Tohkyo” moobie;
(Thems bees soe skaired adn wurked up bye teh plot,
taht tehy dyd nawt heer tehir Mommeh ryng teh suhpper bell;
Soe teh famblee bunneh rahbbit ar taikeing advahntidge ov tehir dystraktidness adn bees nomming up tehir dynner wif a kwikniss!!!!)
Drat!
The cutiest thing you ever did sene
I’m not surprised they are covering ther I’z – teh scary thing is mwa!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KATS AND DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, I must say that this is a very funny picture. The humor thrills me beyond recognition. Kudos to whomever snapped this photograph and subsequently decided to upload it to this wonderful site!
I wonder if they’ll have babies! You can call them pupens, or or kittenies! That be a very loling moment to see how mutated they would look……
nice pictures and they are so funny lolololololololololo hahahahahahahahaha
lol cute the cat does luk scared though
my kitten is really cute it jumps