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Nodzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
OhmmmmmmmmManeeeeeeeeePadmeeeeeeeeeHmmmmmmmm…
**pownses awn Maus**
Ohai! Conga-rats awn teh tawp spot!
Wut fuds/danses/drinkees wud u lyk?
Geddoff! Whassa matter wif you two today?
**stands awn Maus**
But Maus, wii LUBS u!
BOOP!
*Gets out the Bionic Cat’s Paw*
*HEADBAT!*
**liks Maus up teh syde of his hed, makin his furs stik up eberyware**
Bye!
Yuck!
*Looks in mirror*
Oh, well. It’s cheaper than hair products, I guess…
U want teh uthur syde to match?
**grins wif a Ebilness dat EM wud be prowd of**
No fanks. I lieks teh “asymmetrical” luk…
I fink yu needs to medytayte moar to dispell teh illushun ov annoying phlonquais.
Wuld be kwiker adn moar fective tu medicate insted. Aifinkso.
U can haz a scotch, Maus?
Yabuts too uch skotchie might make moar illushuns….
Maus might start seeing pink elolofants, or eben purplol skwirrlols!
Adn whut iz bad aboud seeing pink lolofants oar purplol skwrills?
They clash wif teh furnichur.
So change teh furnichur.
Maus will haz tu NE way if teh lolophant sitz awn hims maus size furnichurs.
sumtink 2 kontemplayt wyol him kontemplaytz huz nayvul…?
Namo Arihantânam Namo Siddhânam Namo Âyariyânam Namo Uvajjhâyanam Namo Loe Savva Sahûnam Eso Panch Namokkaro, Savva Pâvappanâsano, Mangalanam Cha Savvesim, Padhamam Havai Mangalam.
*hits Maus on teh bak of teh hed*
Sowry. U were stuk.
Ow! I was meditimatin! Dontcha knows nuffin?
i SED sowry!
and it WAS u, after alls!
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dat noo haregoo, er haredoo really gives u teh punk luk.
not shure if dat’s a gud thing….
mauz am keipin up wif teh tymz – eet am teh noo ‘gryme’ luk an dat meenz mauz am een vowg!! aifinksew….
Zen kitteh iz zennin’.
waeky waeky!
u be at de top ob de pops ob de 6wayty!! *dans dans dans dans*
naw back tu de nap…
Am ai awayk yet?
Go ‘way! u bug mii!!
I miss teh votin burgers.
sigh.
Sumtimes peepul just say stuff dat deelites u, u noe? an it juss bee sumtin simpul
an u look like a dummy if u go roun snurtin all teh time, like mee, so dem voting
burgers wur owr quiet, classy way ub sayin dat gabe meh a happeh, or dat put
a smile on mah face, or just…I lubs u.
/runs away
*slinks back*
And you know what? It was my understanding that they got rid of them because
they made the page take longer to load. Now that that problem has been
addressed by having the pages split up, how come we don’t have our burgers?
Oh, voting burgers….how I loved you…..
Oh, Kafleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn!!!!
I din’t meen fur u tu go ‘way!!!
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I noez….. I wuz just messin wif u ….. {{{DawnKee}}}
Iz she still heer?
An – wai wuz ebreewun ober heer, eneway?
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this iz laik coming in in teh middlol ov a moovee! Ai haz no idea waht z going awn!
I b gitting reddy tu hit deh hay, az dey say. So i won’t saying
“Oh Hai Janet!” I will saying “G’nite Ladeeez.”
Nite! Sweet dreemsz.
ai think yoo were up veree urlee.
wait, wutt?????????
I thot ur comment wur funny, an about teh picture. an I wur sayin how
sumtimes a comment bee funny but you dont wunna go round saying snurt
all obbur teh place.
And den I runned away cuz I wur shy
i has a confused!!!!
I noez…. I wuz just bein silly….sry…. didn’t meen tu kornfuzzleating u.
I lubz u Kafleen.
An there yoo ar! But. . .ai still dont know wai ebreewun iz heer?
Ohai Kaffeen! There yoo ar! Fur a mnnit, eneway!
Yoo cant say “snurt” awl ober teh plaice??? Wai ebber nawt??
kinda looks stoopid afftur a while….
oh yeah? wahl, some of us revel in our stupididity………
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waitaminute………that didn’t sound right.
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prolly accurate though,.*sigh*
Ai haet to go just when an intresting conversashin iz developing – but ai nao haz a giunt sleepee!
yoo cud . . .mai brayne iz too tired. . .but no madder WAHT yoo do, moast peepl – thoz hoo reelee count – wud just smyol an say “awww. . izzn’t that cyoot???” An run up an gib yoo sum hugs!!
But if itz teh RITE kind ov stoopee, hoo cares? Lettuce revel!!
An Kafleen – NUTHING yoo eber doo luks stoopee!
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dat wur verrreh kind an generuss ub u too say, Janet. I lubs u.
……and some of us revel in others’…..
But u need it 2 nom fuds
my kitteh has mastered teh art of nawt reely bein awaik wen she bee nommin. she duz it in her dreems!
Wnat Nap!
Aroun heer, iz called “work”.
DO NOT WANT werk. but awlsew do not want no monies…so iz co nun drum. i iz jelus uv mai kitteh wen i wayk up and she still sleep on teh bed curled up. plz tew trayd playces?
I has same problem.
I wish I cudda been borned rich insted of beyootiful.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
You seem to be in a
manicperky mood today, Minion…Moi? Perkee?
I has been cawled menne fings in my lyf, but nebber perkee.
Mebbe becuz teh sun iz owt?
well HOPFULLEE mai prints will come adn hav enuff monies sew i dont werk….RIGHT!
Donut hold ur breff.
Nether of mien wuz rich.
But den, neither wuz berry princelee, either.
Unless u has bedderer luk than me, u will hasta jes lib awn lub.
whoa! libin on a prayer!
Eerwurm!
Speekin of munnies, I shud be gettin my settlolment munnies from stbx.
After talkin wif my BFF, dis is what wii has decided to do wiffit:
Inbest sum in lottery tikkits an horse races. Buy lotsa alkyhawl, tehn find a Naval port an pik up saylors.
Teh rest, wii will blow awn stoopy stuffs.
Like the stock market…?
I finkso I wud has bedderer odds wif the lottery tikkits an horse races!
where will you find sailors in KY?
In Ky wuld be kwiker tu find teh armee base wif teh soljurs.
yeahbutt, methinks a beach trip is in the planning.
Purr-zacklee!
Ohai Dan! Happy Burfday munf!
Dere is Nashunal Gard center rite up teh rode from ware I werks.
Lesse…cops….fyremen….armee guies…. Dis playse kinda nyse!
Ize had teh wuns wiff munnies, an teh dirt poor wuns.
I lubbed teh dirt poor wuns bettur.
Yep, teh munnies nawt teh desydin faktor in ifn I’m innerested in sumwun oar nawt. Dere is moar importint stuffs.
Mah ego is upset u woked me up.
however, ID’s teim for fuds, so i furgives u.
Id,ego…
* heddesk *
Freud FTW!
Itza burd? Itza plain?
No! Itz super ego!
*fasepaw*
Fud tyme!
BOOP!
An BOOP tu yoop!!!
*runsawaiwivakwikness*
**runs aftur AfriCat an pownses awn hur**
Gotcha!
**gibs kwik hed-swats wif fast paws an runz kwikleee in teh uthur direkshun**
Lessen ai been “tutored” resentlee, aiz a “he” hee hee, *flyin leep ov doom akross teh room an SPLAT!!! hitz teh wall! tweet tweet tweet Ooo lukit teh liddle blue burdies… klonk*
Oops!
Sowwy!
Noe wurries, gotz noe hangups abowt dat sorta fing!!!
*KCT leeps into teh fray wif her sort flying leep ov doom* *lands on Africat and rhsb and tumbles over and ober* O hai, guis! Wooo. It be sew cowld owt dere. 7 degrees. Mai nayme iz NAWT Nanook uv teh North doods.
Just hang downz??
did i say dat owt lowd??
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snerk snerk snerkety snerk
ok…. I go NB noaw.
ur on a roll today, mj!
Hur iz?! Izzit a unyum roll oar sinnymon roll?
ifinkso itz a spicy toona roll!
There’s a time between naps??
ha ha – gud kvestiun!
butt (hee) dere hazto be at leest to:
- brekkfust
- dinner
an if tiem allaus – lunsj, afturnoon tee an midnait snakkies
…and treets…
…and bowls uv milk…
Not ifs you sleep in da fridge….den it’s all gud.
U wants brekkie in bed? Sleep inna kitchen.
Teim fur moar Ambien.
Dat way yuz can do efuryting u duz awake, sleepin!
Nom teh nite away!
Funni u shud sez dat, Romeow.. Wen mai muzzer wuz on teh Ambien she ust to eat all kinda stuffs @ nite…an nebber bememberd it!! She wud getz up in teh mawnin to a mess onlee she cudda made! Unless it wuz teh gostiez!
Now tahts wut I calls multi-tasking! Sleeping wile nomming – no wasted tyme dere! Howsumebber… dere wuz leftobers dat she nebber wooda eetin wile awake.. Like kukumberz an sour creme an penut budder sammiches..
wif ONYUNS!
Ov corse it cud haz bin worse. LIke…
Appel core an spinnich on rye
Bananana bred wif tuna an mausturd :Shock:
Cannalope, sausage an choklit wrap
D….
Donuts wiff mayo smeared onnit
Eggs, sunny side up, wiff anchovies on dem
French Toast wiff tobasco and limburger
G…..
Green beens wif garlik
Hawg jowls wif peenut budder
Iceberg lettuce wif spicee tomato saus
J. . .
jeelli an green olibes sammiches….
kale salud garnisheded wif …uhm …lemme fink….
gotz it ……sowsajj graby…
lemony pi ala moed, ise kreem .? …. pistasheeo, ov corse…..(wel yeller an reenz luk preddy tewgedder !)
mashseded pototoz, wiff laek ov Eyelaiun dressin…
n…………..
Neopolitan ice cream wiff liver
Oreo cookies dipped in V8 Juice
Pancakes wiff caesar salad dressing
Q…
Quiche! Wif spinach
Raspberree PARFAITS
Sawsujis
T. . .
yick, cucumbers with ANYTHING is vile, at least to me it is.
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heck, cucumbers with cucumbers will make me retch.
Tahts a lot of info to digests, Dan!
give em to me, I’ll take care of em!
as long as I can give u my pees!
ahm nawt a uruologist……….forget it.
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*snerkle*
I just noo u wud go there.
But I had to do it ennyway.
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I meen green pees!!
green pees?
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see a doctor…..(again…….*snerkle*)
um, early pees…?
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never mind!
sweet pees?
garden pees?
mashed pees?
Whirrrld pees!!!
Whirrrld pees, now that sounds painful.
Awww Dan! Just wehn ai’m feline reel sad, yoo com alawng an maek mee laff again!
reely?, wahl, I can’t skate on my looks for ever though.
Nuthing luks bedder than a man wif a reelee gud cents ov hyoomor1
Reelee! Itz troo !
Whirled Peas FTW!!!!
*donkee jumps up and down and claps hoofies*
duz u plai wun awn tv?
But..but..
dat yummy creemy cucumber sawce dey gibs u wif teh chikkun yeros..
dat be teh NOM!
tzaziki!! YUM!
Aiz teh saem way wif bell peppurs. *shudder*
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Ai eetz yer cucumbers if yew eetz mah bell peppurs?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeekk!!! Ai maed teh home page!!!
TANKS 2 all dat voted fur dis lol!!!!
Kewl!!! Floofy paws aplaws tu yu!!!
iz it ur nawt sekkund hoem payg?
No akshullee…ai haz seben udderz on teh frunt page…but it duzent git anee less exciting!!!
KEWL! congra rats shoe laces! I had wun home payg but it wuz a lolgoggie. i hopin fer home payg uv teh lolcats
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ohai Romeow, how is the kitteh reskoo operashunz coming along?
Ai’d set dis fur mai screemsavior but teh boss wud tinkh it enTIREly 2 appropriate.
Are you going out in that? You look ridiculous.
kitteh says “i has a bord”
sew do ai kitteh, sew do ai!
Unamewzed kitteh is . . . nawt amewzed.
if yu wakee teh kitteh, yu bedder be preepaired tu tayk teh pointee enz…
Schmooz deh turtlol…. just bkuz i ken.
aww….Ai nebber been schmoo’ed bai a Kween befour! Ai feelz…speshul!
hmm, Ai maded yu a commint, but WP nommed it….
fankx, Kween!!
Consiousness….dat fing dey cawls werk.
{{{KCT}}} just in case I dusn’t seeing u b4 u leeving on Friday fur Sir Jury.
Schmoooz!!
{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}} Fank yoo, mai leej! Ai preesheeates ur thots and prayers. Let’s hoep dey do it dis tiem! Schmoooooo!
Gud lukk to you, KCT! I hopes it duzznt get put off again. Do yu has gud bukks sayved up to help you get thru rekubbery wifout ICHC? I bet teh ICHC wifdrawal will be az bad az the discomforts frum teh surgery.
Butt (heh) yu r strawng nd will get froo bof wif a win.
booklion! *pownces awn him* {{{{{{{{booklion}}}}}}}} Ai gawts lawtsa buks but ai had tew get sum moar becaws after being put awf, ai red sum. Ai cudn’t tayke it ennymoar and hadz tew reed dem. Fank yoo fer ur gud thots n stuffz. Ai will miss ICHC LAWTS!
kitteh hypnotist sez ‘uuuuuu r gettin sleeeeeepy’
kitteh buddha says “awaken up”
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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duzzent seem tew bee wurkin kitteh buddha, tri agin?
If no waking this lifetyme, mebbe teh neggst wun…
ohai booklion! how is uz?
ohai, two_kittehs! Bery, bery gud tudai. Jest bery happy, fur no partikular reesun.
And yu?
Wow! Just happeh for no reason. Let me come and hang owt wit yoo guise.
I am happeh, but for a reason. We went and saw Jesus Christ Superstar last nite, with Ted Neely in teh titlol role. When we left teh show, it wuz snowing owt. A verreh pritteh fluffy whyt snow awl over everything, just an inch. It wuz so pritteh owt. Like a dream. Whole thing wuz grayt fun (but I wuz up past mah bed time). I yam still singing teh sawngs!
Mah kulturification, let me show yoo it!
Nice you got to teh show. I has onny seen teh moobie, not a live puurformanse.
I see that the Kodo Drummers are going to purrform in your area. R yu going to see them? They are full ov win and totally awesum.
Ohai, booklion! No, I duz nawt has plans to see them. In actuality, we hardly ever goes to see a show. I saw Evita last spring, Chicago (musical) in fall, and I suspect that JCS will have been owr kultural event for teh spring.
Frenz uv myne has gotten Springsteen tikkits. They went on sale teh mornink after that wunnerful Super Bowl half-time show by Bruce. Peepulz wuz saying it was teh hottest concert tikkit in Amerika that day.
I cannawt goes – that’s when we’ll be at Taughannock for teh been hunneymoon. Will nawt cancel that or readjust schedules, nawt even for Bruce.
Remembers, Iz treeting yu nd teh mister to champagne when yu comes here!
ohai, Gremlin!
Ai sawd Teddy Neely do JCSS WAY bak in teh ’70′s, wen he nawt
sekkond startid dooin teh roll…Ai metted hims bakstage…hims a
LIDDLOL gui! Well, Ai iz 5’11″ and had awn platfarm shooz, but
it wuz lyke he wuz a midgit! BERRY nize, polite, sweet gui.
We laffed cuz sumwun tuk a piccie uv uz tugedder, and Ai hada
skwinch daown sew it nawt luk like he wuz awn hims knees….
LOL!!
Ai am happee tu heer yu enjoied it! Wuz gud bak den, ebben, wen Ai saw it.
Ohai, turtlol. Luvved teh storeh, thankx for telling it! Mayd me laff!
I looked at teh YooToob klips from teh 73 movie. He wuz teh hart-throb!
Nao he is a bit older (35 yrs!) but still lukking gud. Looks moar lyke Boromir (LOTR) now.
ooh Oh Hai Gremlin !! \O/\O/\O/ HOWZ BY yoo ?? teh las show ai gotted tew see waz ……wate fer it …….
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SPAMALOT !!!!! …..oh waz moar dan grate….waz …fabuloso !! yeppers it waz…
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seed it in Souff Bendy..wiff JCH4K ,an her sistah, an brudder in law, ana best fren sinse hi skool….teh fing waz …Ron, ( he wood be teh brudder in law) waz completeli silunt froo teh hole fing, no laffin, no hed noddin, no nuffin….an ai waz havin tew clamp mah han obber mah mouff sew ai dint bursts intew sowng wiff teh cast….
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ana few daze ladur, ai heerz dat Ron jess loveded teh show…..huh….imajin dat….
Ron iz noed fer himz dedpan humur…..but dedpan watchin????
yes I iz happeh too, I iz working on a paypur just sended some
data to my collaborator in ME, and it ar sunny.
I iz hoping that I can start running outside frum neggst week
Oh, good for you. Have yu heard bakk frum enny ov teh playses yu applied to or is it too early?
too early but should knoz soon
I has a nervous
No needs to has a nervous. Yu r extreemly smart and well-kwalified. Iz betting yu gets to go eggzaktly where yu wants.
:blushes
why fanks booklion fur dat vote of confidence!
Me too me too! Givs yoo a vote uv confidence, that is!
Heer, Ai gives U teh vole uf confidens tu.
* Hands two kittehs teh blankee wif teh bebbeh mole innit *
Hurs is jus teh bebbeh, hur momma will wantz hur bak in a liddlol bit.
fanks Gremlin and WRR
is deh bebbeh mole frenly?
or will hurz bite?
:gingerly approaches
Nawt has teefs yet. Momma just wantz tu has teh break fur a few minnuts
bebbeh mole’s so cute
momma can has brake fur a fyoo minnits
My goodness, that looks exactly like my Goldeneye. Same glare, too. Hmmmm…
Aristocat looks down on mere peasants
halp! Halp! Ai is been subjugated!
An on wut do u predicate dis??
Ai figyur if ai kin get throo mah werkday wiffowt totally wakin up, why bother akshullee wakin up?
being awake iz SO over-rated.
burfday fairy iz heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, and lurkurfrenz hoo haz all tehms burfdays today!! an today iz teh burfday ob Melli an Tabbehkitteh! if iz also being yor burfday, tell us!! i haz bringed hommaed cuppiecaeks in a duzzun delishun diffrent flavrs, wif fancy frostings, frootyfizzy party punch, noyzemakers, an strayt frum teh Burfday Fairy Wundermus Burfday Goodies Facktory an Troll Reformatory, goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle Teh Hokey-Pokey wen tehy yoyo, so yoo kan yoyo and danse at teh same time!, kandees (yor favrit kinds), ittybitty sekrite diyareez wif sekrit code rings so yoo kan be riting yor sekrits in sekrit code!! an sparkly skratch’n'sniff kitteh stikkers taht smell like… hmm, mebbee i shuldnt be letting teh trols make sugjestions for produkt dezine. anyway, donut skratch’n'sniff teh sparkly skratch’n'sniff kitteh stikkers an yoo should be fine. an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all your burfday wishes come troo!!
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*takes a kitteh stikker*
*luks around to see if anyone is watchin*
*scratches*
*sniffs*
*faints*
Fank you bery, bery much, Burfday Fairy. Ai is troolee thrilled taht yew helpeded sillybrate mai burfday! Ai lubs teh wundermus goodies, eckspechully the ittybitty sekrite diayareez wif teh sekrit code ring adn the Hokey Pokey wissle yoyo…adn teh cuppicaeks…well, don’t furgit teh frootyfizzy party punch…adn teh donut skratch ‘n’ niff stiickers…Yew is awesum adn maeks all teh burfdays in Cheezland teh speshul!!
yor welkom, tabbehkitteh! making teh burfday peeps happy iz why i duz wut i duz!
O birfday fairy, wat a wundermus publik serbice ur troll reformatory probides!!!
*blows noizymaker* fweeep fweeep fweeeep!
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yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyodansdansdans
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*duz NAWT tri skrachin teh skrach n sniff kitteh stikkers*
Speekin of butts, I need to luuk an see if deres enny of mien lefted after yesterday.
U nawt be lukkin to smoke them,are u ??
I smoked my last wun yesterday, but ifn I had moar, I’d be puffin rite nao!
No, wii gotted chewed beeg tyem yesterday, by teh boss. Him wuz NAWT happee.
Bosses NEBER be happee….
oh, sigaret butts. i thot yoo meened… nebber mind.
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tahts why CC maded virtual, caloree- an bad-stuff-free chonklit martooniez. heer ya go.
ringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
Hello ????
Hello?
YOU WIN!!! Today we have a tie!! Thank’s to both of you for being the first person to answer bananafone on this lol!! *brings out gift bag* Today you have won a hula hoop, a poster of The Partridge Family, a pack of candy cigarettes, a Bay City Rollers banner, a Mrs. Beasley doll, Elvis toenail clippers and years supply of rice-a-roni!!! Enjoy your prizes today!!
oooooooo y’all hit da jakpot: not just “a” year’s supply 0 rice-a-ronies, but years supply woooohooo, i cumin ober to yr places fr da San Fransisko Treet!!
♪Rice * a roni
da San Fransisko…treet!♪
“S S S Saturday NiiIIITTEE!!
S S S Saturday NiiIIITTEE !!
S A T U R D A Y….NITE ! ”
Uh,wait….who are the Bay City Rollers ??
I hope you have enough room for all the rice-a-roni!!!
I reMEMBER when I was a kid and 16 Magazine had a 2 page pic of Patrick,
naked, with a scarf (plaid, most likely) around his neck and going down his
front.
You’ve never seen such a reaction. Some of the readers were disgusted,
some
delighted…I was shocked…and grossed out. He wasn’t much more than a
kid himself…not exactly arousal material.
never will forget that.
hm.
Teh Rice-a-roni will go ober BERY well in mah howse.
Teh hula hoop will awlso be teh fun. Ai remember playin wif doze in elementary skool. Ai kin giv teh candy cigarettes to a co-worker, aifinkso.
(luks wistfullee….)
Ai nebber heer teh bannanananaaz fone awn tyme…can Ai comes tu yur plaz fur sum Rizaronee? Ai lubs dat stuf!
(bats iy lashus, hoping tu luk deserbing…)
oh, banana fone, u has made a splash!!
Haf-awaike kitteh sez: sleap….iyt ar relevant tuu mai iynterests!!!
mai thoughts ezzacktly, kitteh!
I heer ya, kitteh.
let mee snuggull in there next too u….
Dis shud hav bin poster.
Yay-men to that, bruver.
Domt wowy kitteh ah doz it to lol