Pancaek impreshun
Pancaek impreshun Ur doin it rite
dis iz wut a reel pancaek looks liek.
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is dere bakon to go wit dat?
aww! Flatkat!
Flatkat needs Hanz-n-Franzkat tew…
*clap*
Pawmp him awp.
Dahnanananananana, flatcat!
*luks around for l’donkay*
are dere any….
Waffuls?
Wawfulz at mai hoaws. cum awn obur. chonklit inum. nd baikunz tu. nawt inum, awn da sied.
WAFFULS!
PEANUT BUTTERz!!1!
Beez reeeeeel kerful bout dat PB…an don’t eet anyting wats made wid PB until da Sal monella is fixed
End ub Helth Ser bis annown sment…
conga conga conga rashuelayceshuns on da nawt-secund top of de brayd!
pleese pick sumfin naice por me at de ty-booteek – i’m of tu bed… it be way past bedtyme eer!
nite nite!
nitey nite! sweet dreams!
*trots off to Ty boot eek; picks out bobblehead Hula gurl*
yah, sheel Love dis!
*picks up Gilty Skwirl*
dis will luk good wif my Sterling Character
my sterling character , let me show you it:
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ooh – watt a lubleh bobblolhead Hula gurl! It be purrrrrrrrrrfekt wif de nu labalamp ai be winning frum da bananaphone!
Tanks Sweetpea – ur de bestest ty boot eeeck gibts shoozur!
And ur £-karakter is spiffingly shiny and silbery!
Umm… hereyago… teh bacon u rekwested… http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3307082
LOL IPOD TOUCH RULES!!!
thats funny!!!!!
TYM 2 FLIP
sawree — silleh caps lok !
¿sʇnʍ oɐu ˙˙˙pǝddıןɟ zı ‘ʎǝʞoɥ
Whoo dat is da AWSUM. How did u do dat?
ʇxǝʇ-uʍop-ǝpısdn/ɯoɔ.sǝɯɐbʎsǝǝɥɔ.ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ ǝɹǝɥ ob
jus not sebed wif jam…
eh serbed…
ohai, nennepus! you has da jam wif yr pancakes? we ushually can has maplol syrup adnreal BUTTERz …NOM!
Peanut BUTTERz…mmmmm…auuuggghhhsslurp
yep – nyse jam – butt (heehee) we be habing de kreyps-tayp pancakes, dat we rolls lyke a seegahr…
mmmmmm. Let’s do a lizst of wot to puton da pankakes!
A lot 0 butter (iz werf it every wonz inna wile)
Butter, lots (see A)
Cerise jam
Damascus fig preserves
E…
Ew, nativeca66 puts peanut butter onnit
Fresh whippy cream
Granola topping
Hershy’z sirp
I…
icee creem
jam,all flavers
Krisp shuggery crunchee fings
L..
Lemun an shugr
Marmylayde (pleh)
Nutella
Orinj joose
P…
PEANUT BUTTERz!!!!!!!
peanut butter, on pancakes?
DO NOT WANT!
Pssht…Amatuers!
An ai ‘poze nunaya liek chicken wif yor waffles.
i likez savoure waffles and pancakes
mmm crunchy or smooth?
chikkns can be crunchee oar smooof?????????????????
pssssssssssssst yr not s’posed to eet da chikkn bones.
no not da chikin da pranut butter silly
i iz a good chef if i’m cooking powltree or fishes
iz “pranut butter silly” like silly putty? Sumfin from nooziland, i guess.
Quince jam
Raspberries
Strawberries
Teeny, tiny dice of fresh tangerines
U….
Qwail egz
Razberee jelee
Tangureenz
Umee in mah tumee candees
lol i furgot S
Strawbery
lemming pancaeks with mapil sirop
Ai fink ur doin it lumpy
that will make you…grumpy.
An nerbous an jumpy
*has wax in eerz*
you sayin i am nerbous and frumpy?!?!?!
Now doan’t get humpy
It’ll only mayk u dumpy
Doan let Sherman near teh pancaek kitteh else hii foreber bii Klumpy
“Stop that rhyming, I MEAN IT!”
Nobody wants pankakes wif peanuts.
Ahem…peanut BUTTERz
cheez
Tawk ’bout an attenshun span wut iz short and stumpy
Waffulz iz gud wif peanut butterz — y nawt pancaeks? Ai haz herd dat peanut butter & banannerz iz a gud combo on teh pancaeks. Ai hazzint bin braev enuf to try dis, tho.
Finally!
Sumwun hooz tastes awrn’t awl screwumpy.
Fanks NS.
Peanut butter iz gud fud!!! Ai lieks it wif maplol syrup on waffuls eben if ai hardlee eber rememberz to eet dem dat way.
Princess Bride FTW!!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=547848
~facepaw~
Oh I gits it nao!
So sweet I nawt need extree shuggerz
Ohai, tm , yur up lait so beddur nawt has da shugurz oar yu wownt be abul tu slepe.
Ohai grmawgs
Juss goin up teh wooden hill to Bedlington. Waitin for kittehs to finish noms an stuff.Inside potty for tehm tonite-IT R SNOW!!!!!
Flapjack kitteh takes *heddesk* tew uh whole new level.
*BELLEHDESK*
Kitteh bin lernin tihs frum mah Hazel
Yor Hazel izza belleh duster kitteh too?
Sumtiem ai find kitteh belleh shape trails awn the bookshelves.
Dats hao ai know iz time tew kleen.
Yesh. She is gud at taht. An polishin teh tablol wen she doin her rolypolyflump impreshun.
She so floofy boned, wen she reely relaxes it likes her are ‘oozing ‘ ebbrewahr!
We cawls her teh FatFlatCat
ai hadda gurl kitteh naemed Jake, whoo wood run at teh cowch, den frow herselv down, wiff awl for legz spreded owt tew her sides an slllllllliiiiiddddeee undder teh cowch awn teh hardwood flor……
nebber did haz tew duzt unner der !!!
*snerk*
~Pawnders lemon scented “floof” wax fur kitteh bellehs~
I knows da feelin…
Me 2. I haz tinee hoomun bebe in mah bellee nao, an iz makin me veddy tyrd (an also haz fudz goin rong wai–much pleh).
Wraps mommeh to be diva inna warm, floofy blankie wif teenee tinee bebeh otters onnit ….an heer’s sum nise hot koko to maiking teh tummiez feel bedderz… “Conga rat shoelacings..”
Mmm, choklit iz gud 4 da tummiez…tanks!
iphone impreshun
I haz run out of joose
grad student kitteh pulled on all niter yesturdai
ore has kawt a nastee bug- ai wuz sent home sik frum skool today- an ime wun uv teh teechers! (nastee nastee bug… killit!)
LIMBO! Hao LO can U go!
Bear rug imitayshun – yer doin it rite.
You like to tickle the Iphone,
I’m flat like the Iphone;
Tickle me.
Iphone call sez I is daddeh of octuplets!
oh noez! now U has to get demz toona and cheezburgerz
animalz to play wit
bedz for sleepin
cheezburgerz
–
da sooner, da better
everything in sets 0 eight
forget sleep
g…
gushy fuds
hairball medsin
*burfday fairy comes staggring in wif a tiredness*
*will just repeet frum last night*
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oh my, oh my, heer comz burfday fairy, skweezing in between wun fing an anovver *skweez sqweez pop* to wish a bunch ob HAPPEE BURFDAYS!! i had a rode trip on Caturday, a big tired an much bizzyness today, an tomorrow i haz to go to teh Jury Doody. an i gess on Fridegg i wuz habin too much fun at teh safari park to be doing my job!! anywayz, friday wuz teh burfday ob Targa, tehn Caturday wuz teh burfday ob Dyyanae, Miss_nicole, Penicol, an Thipthapthoo, today wuz Superpizza, an tomorrow iz being teh burfday ob Nyghtwind! prolly ovver burfdays too; tell me heer, or wen i get bak on Toozday (unless i haz to go bak to teh Jury Doody on Tooz.) sinse iz late at night wher burfday fairy iz, an Superpizza’s name haz putted me in teh mood, i haz bringed many pizzas!! of all yor favrite kinds!! (mine iz wif lots an lots ob cheese, nice garlikky sawse, an a crunchy crust but not too thin!) all yor favrite kinds are heer, along wif some nice autnie pastos, an yor favrite bevriges to be habbing wif pizza. tehn i skreem for dezzert, an noyzemakers (not too noyzy, or teh naybors will complayn!) an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up in three colors wen tehy bownse, boblol-heded iron chefkitteh dolls wif liddle chef hats on tehm, kandees, an puffy fishie stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all your wishes come troo!
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*keels ober frum too much ob teh bizzyness*
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ooh! kolorful bounzy balls. WANT!
Nyghtwind!!! Twas ur birfdai yesterday, n yoo didn’t say eneefing!
HAPPEE BIRFDAI!!!!!!1!!
Hoep yoo had a GRATE day!
uuu.. a furry pancaek
phhhhhttttbbbbtt!
Who puttid hayrs in mah pannycaek?
Oh….
nebbermindz,
I has a bagel an a shmear.
NOM!!
I nawt so mush into teh sweet stuff fer breakingfast.
scept fer joose.
mm bagel
wif da sower creem?
no, but dat wud be full of nomee too…..
Creem cheez.. Do u has dat in NZ?
O, poor kittah! sumwon rolled him over wif teh steemroller!
ringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
Hallo?
YOU WIN!!! Thank you for being the first to answer bananafone on this lol. *Gets out gift bag* Today you have won a Schwinn Stingray bicycle, a metal slinky, a pair of walkie talkies, a bonnet hair dryer, a Davy Jones pillowcase and a set of Nancy Drew mystery books. Since the time is so close, 4.5 also wins wonderful prize package. I’ve also thrown in a chrocheted vest for each of you.
Enjoy your prizes!!
Waow!! Yoo bees teh generus, bananafone!! Fank yoo fank yoo!
Um, wot culler wud yoo call dis vest?
*hoeps Leeza will share teh buks wif her, adn let her plai wif teh slinky*
OOOOOOOOH!
I trade u teh buks and teh slinkee for teh bell bottums and teh mood ring?
Oooo – dis will be teh fun! Ai still duzzint noe hao to ried a bicycle – so mebbe ai givs dat to a charitee. Metal slinky = WIN. Walkie-talkies iz awlwaiz gud. Ai will rillee enjoy teh Nancy Drew buuks & den mah liddul gurl kin reed dem in a fyoo yeerz (she iz awlmoast 5 – so nawt old enuf fur dem kwite yet).
*tries on vest*
Wow – it fits purrrrrfektlee! Sawftee lilac kulur — iz pretteh.
Fanks, bananafone!
Otay. Ai answer fur Leeza.
Heloo?
Dis kitteh iz teh flat. Ennybodee bring teh spayre?
I knoes how dis kitteh feelz. I werked 1 1/2 howers ober today an it wuz CRAYZEE MUNDAE!
Beating a dead horse: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!
Is it just me, or does anyone else detect a food theme in today’s postings? We’ve got pancakes and cheezburgers and ice cream cones and soup.
… sed sumwun wif fud as part uv yer nayme.
Yer rite tho — we will hasta see wut teh next wun is!
Kitteh was on hold so long, he just fell asleep…
Kitteh luks leik he melted.
Y dis pancake so furry?
Looks moar like a rug to me..
Awwwww…I haz the iPod touch…but wut I rilly wantz is teh kitteh! Pritteh flat kitteh!
Moar like roadkill impreshun
Is that a cell phone? What make it is?
Looks like babykailan’s Baobao but in greyscale
http://www1.flickr.com/photos/babykailan/243139518/in/set-768013/
The original flat cat – RIP Baobao.
new iphone kitteh deflater
iz awl worn aout frum moddern tek no lugee
Shud say “Polar Bare impreshun” cuz thaz wha polar bares do…
Hahahahaha! Add a dachshund and you’ve got a balanced breakfast! Pancakes and sausage!
clvur….lol
MAC WIN!/iPHONE WIN!