Interior Decoratr Kitteh Luvs This Arrangement “Oh! How Fabulus!!”
but u gonna haz 2 git rid of dis uglee cowch.
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First?
I never get first. Until now. That’s feng shweeet.
now, THAT shud hav bin ur comment!
feng shweeet is teh win!
yes, he almost deserves a Gilty Skwirrll from da Ty Boot EEk, but sinz he made a lil faux paw, mebbee he just gets an Apeeling Sqwirlol :the gilt is peeling off in spots from water damaj and one ear has falled off.
well at leest teh tail is not borked…
Did yoo just say waht ai think yoo sed????
wut?
Oh, nutting!
congrats on tawp spot! don’t say *first*… your second comment was better
I knows I panicked. Burma! See?
Otay, we’ll furgib u – dis tiem…!
LOL! Teh “furst” taim ai wuz fayced wif teh “no commins” Ai FROZE! Ai cudn’t think ov ENEthing – so ai just got up an went fur cawfee!!
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An tehn, ov corse, sumwun else did it! An Stend sayed to mee “Did yoo just get u[ an run away?” An ai had to laff, becuz that wuz egg saktalee waht ai did!
usually wen i see “no commints” wut goez froo my hed iz “AAAHHHHHHH!!!!111!!11″
Monty Python! That’s one of my favorite scenes. Then the penguin explodes…
…oar evuhn FANG shweeet, yet!
Interiyur dekuratur kitteh iz verii stylish. An ai lurves her kalikoe beautii!
oy oy oy!
Nao, nao, Johnnyface, u has been coming hee long enuff to noes dat we does nawt appreshiate teh F wurd mush … *shakes feeler at Johnnyface warninglee*
Iz just all ober teh place today. LOL
Hmmmm – ai doan tink dats eben a wurd …..
Yiss, u aer , but…..
*whispers* It is nawt a gud eye deer 2 claym dat u aer first – it’s `barrassin wen u aer rong! We trie 2 sai sumfing witty bowt teh pikchoor den iffn u aer nawt sekund u will be offurred congratshumalayshuns, drinks an dansis. We doan’t liek 2 yooze teh “f” werd – we fink it iz moar purrlite 2 sai nawt sekund oar fruvest frum last. Plz 2 aksept dis as kindlee adbies, nawt kritisisum!
EWE must be gun here. Wii does not use the F word. Ewe shuld say sumfiing about teh picture. Naow welcum to teh cheezpeeps!
gnu?
Gnu as in happi gno year, sweetpea! *ticklols tendril wif feelers*
And Johnnyface isn’t gnu or njoo, cos ai has scene him be4 on ICHC. And nawt just wunce.
Troo! but he pankked! Ai’ll bet negst taim he’ll doo bedder. But just riting “First” iz WAY too eezee! Nawt Kwite “werthee.” But he CAN do bedder! Waht he sed rite after wuz reelee gud!
wlell, i thot cantslave musta meant ‘gnu’ insted 0 ‘gun’. unless, 0 course, catslave mint gun because johnnyface fired off an answer inna panick, and was bragging like a “hotshot”.
um, dat be ‘catslave’ not ‘cantslave’, unless i mint ‘can’t’ referring to my can’t like typing.
Here we have a prime example of a “premature ejaculation” in the literary not biological sense of the word!
is good feng shweeeeeeeee
….nomnomnomnom on da fleurs.
*luks at tattr’d flours*
ummmm, i mint for it to look dat way. shabby chic and all…
…good taste.
I knows a lot of eff words peeps dun like. I lose trak sumtimes.
::hangs head in shame::
ooh – dunt warries – hab drinkies and dancies instedd!
sumtymes happytaels jus git de bedder ob us
*hands ober a seebrize and a plate ob wassabycubbered makkadaymiez*
*whispurrs – u didnt seem liek de chocklitmartoonikindaguie*
*dancies of wif drinkies and nommies tu de otters in da brayd*
Oh Johnnyface – it wuz yur verree *ahem* furst taim! Itz OK! Neggst taim, yoo won’t bee kwite so eggs sited. It haz happened to moast ov us!
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So bee happee! awltho we cant dans fur yoo . . .but it will happen again – an tehn we can haz a BEEG celery brayshun!
better dis “f” wurd tahn wun ob thos ovvers
grate form!
white daisy aboot to do a tribble-sow-cow…..& stik teh landing
kitteh will follow that wif a flutz!
den eet teh competishun.
Oar hit tehm in teh nee.
oh noes, dis kitteh iz no Tonyah.
but u mite be knocked over by teh cyoot.
Aahhz-stay back! sk8rz may B nommed..or at leest taysted!
now let me nom on it!
then barf!
awl ober de mattsjing karpiet….
:-p
Mmmm…..salad.
Fitz teh decor nicely
Kitteh approobs teh flourz!
ooh red aend wyte – my faborites!!
Is gonna maek sush a prittee splash!
It will lukk eben better on teh floor! Heer, ahll sho u!
Hmmm…but iz it teh clients “vision” ???
Vishun? Wot does u needs vishun 4 iffn u has decorashun???
“Make it work!”
“Make it fast!”
“Make it cheap!”
U can has enny two togevver, but nawt all free: iffn it works and is fast, it won’t be cheap. Iffn it is fast and cheap, it won’t wurk …
speeking of work…my husband has a job interview this FRIDAY in Madison!
It’s teh 1st one since he was laid off over 3 months ago!
Yay!
Gud luuk to ur huzbin! **crosses floofy paws**
YAY! We will awl be hoeping it goez well!
Beeming gud thots yur way!
PLZ send us ur prayers n good thots- we bin struggling but hope springs eternal.
Sending you lots and lots ov good thots nd praryes.
*Crossing paws*
*crosses feelers*
Go, hubbie, go!!! U can do it! We noes it! Yay!
woot! gud luk tew ur hubbeh! izza bery skaree tyme, sew menne peeps owt uv wurk. an tehy r tawkin bout moar layoffz at mai jawbplaice, ai haz a skared. ai maid it fru teh wun taht happend 2 weeeks ago butt ai woan maik it fru anuvver wun.
Teh bossis sez: Lessee — teh uh-con-mii bees borked cos noabunnees spennin ennee munnees, sooooo ….. less be puttin MOAR lae-awfs an termeenayshuns tu saev teh munnees, so wii can has eben MOAR peepuls wif no munnees tu be spennin, an den teh uh-con-mii bees eben MOAR borked, an den we can has MOAR lae-awfs an termeenayshuns tu fiks dat an ….. no, waet ….. dis nawt wurkin hao ai thot ….. gimmee a minnit …..
thank you, thank you! cheezpeeps r teh bestest!
See, u even comfort me befores i asks fur it!
Cheez-peeps is teh salt ov teh erth! Yoo noes it, gurl!
Gud luk to teh Mr. Awl owr thots will be with heem!
Good luck Hubcat!
Disaster waiting to happen
Water on the floor in 3…2..1…
Bottlol-brush ktiteh tayle, too!
yes, yogi has to spill any unattended water container
wid or widout flowers..
How iz Injeh doin? Duz hur has a happee agin?
yes herz is her happeh self againz
her appetite has returned to normalz
I iz trying a gnu organic kitteh dry food fur herz
herz reakshunz
DO NOT WANT
Yay foar happeh Injeh!
Triz to gib herz goodee raw foodies! Like reel kittehs wood eat. Chickees is best to tri firstest. make kitteh happee and healtheeeeee….. (my goggies eats the raw foodees — cleen teef and sweet bref, no goggies smellz…. (escept when dey haz the porkee fartz … phweee!)
I has tried, but how does U keep deh raw foodz from going bad?
Keepz it in da freezer place and den in the frigee place, until iz timez to eet it!
Oh oH oh …sum kitteh no likee coldee food, so yuz jus takee sum out to get warmer be4 times to eets it
whut does U use?
I em feedin goggies — but da kittehs ken eet da same stuff. I feedz regular meets frum da store — chickees and beefs and porkees (porkees gib mii goggies killer gasssessss) Jes gib da kittehs smaller bits. Sum kittehs do not like to changee da fuds takes sum time. Lookee at da yahoooo grp “rawcats” fer reelee good infos
dey nees to eets da bonez too and da organees, lik da liber. raw bones do not hurt dem — are softee when raw. Do kittehs eat da small bonees, like chickee necks & wingees
mii bebe googie also spills da waters. he sillee, like a kitteh …
yesterday and onlee leetle wiggles dis mornin’ 
good ting he no nose dat i tolded dem to steel his balls … twaz fer his owned goodz…
but he haz a sad 2da – yesterda somewunz stolz hiz 2 favorite balls — da gon fer good, and hez sad. No wiggly butt
Silleh meh — ai thotted at nawt sekkund dat sumwun stole rubber goggie toyz. Poor goggie (tho we noe it wuz fur teh best).
Yesh — is 4 da best. hopefully hes butt will be happee and wigglee agin when I gets home. whole world is happee when dee Jazzy haz a wigglee butt…
So thats wut mai kitteh gits up to wen ai’m at wurk!!! (Reely luks a lawt laik mai Tammy!)
Ohai, AfriCat!
Plz to be snorglin Tammy foar me. U kno hao I lubs teh calikoes.
Tammy has teh beeg eers. Duz hur has sum Rex in hur mebbe?
Sowwy ai ownlee seed dis naow an Ohai tu yu rhsb!!! Ai wish ai knew, she’s reely a Saudi-street-kitteh, so aneefing is pawsibul!
Gud hevens!
Multiplol peep awn teh dot ov 6! BEEG run awn teh supplez at teh Ty Boo Teek! But gibbocat WUZ heer ober teh weak end!
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Ai think there mite eben bee sum Fur Vests frum Last, becuz so menee ar suffring from teh cold!
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Tho – ov corse – if tehy wud just stay heer in Cheezland, where it iz awlwaiz warm an sunnee. . .
Fizzishun, heal thysef… Miss Gadabout!
oh, deerdeeer Janet! i dint mean to make you feel bad- i wuz just teasing. Call it a case of the pot calling the kettle black, ‘kay?
p.s. fangs for teh postcard!
*ahem* Jus a liddol nownsmint ob hu shaird teh nawt-sekkund spawt, in teh ordur wii shew up on mai pyuter: Johhnyface, sweetpea, skwirrlgrrl, Valesa, catslave, annipuss, Nennepus, nicewitch, AngelPlume. Ai dansdansdans wif awl ob yu, cos dis bees mai nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund, an ai has a onnured dat ai shair teh spawt wif sush nies cheezpeeps!
*dansdansdans twerlee dansdansdans*
Congrats awn gettin ur nawt sekund nawt sekund! Dat dezerbs speshul dansis an drinkies!
*dansdansdans*
*twurltwurltwurl*
*dizzy*
KLONK!
I wants sum fleurs….
gathers wildflowers from a meadow puts dem in vase
: here U goes rhsb, I hope you like dem
Aw, fankies 2_k!
U iz teh sweethart. {{{2_k}}}
ai leftid u a maessage awn teh prebious fred (wear u towld aboot teh boss chewin awn u)
Redded an responded.
U iz welcome rhsb
now jus keep the vase sayfe from Yogeh
iffen he seez it
U knoz whut will happenz
**luuks at Yogeh**
Do NAWT be nockin ober my fleurs, pussykat!
I ar a feroshus tiger I ar not a pussykat
:RAWR
dis iz wai wii cahnt haz nyce fings
Ai tolded wun uv mah kittehz dis teh uvver day wen she tripped on a plastic cup.
ai fwot iz nawt ‘lowed tew haf uprite vases!
Sum Fleurs doo mal!
ohai rhsb!
an congrashamalyshunz 2 awl teh Ty Booteek sillybrantz 4 der nawt Sekkundz!
OMAI We haz a Big Macremay!1!! Dis wull make 4 a gud Conga-lion!
Da da da da da *kik* da da da da da *kik* da da da da da *kik*
Den afftur dis wii can has teh wiglol dans tu, pls?? Ai lubs teh wiglol dans ….
*wiglolwiglolwiglol kik*
*wiglolwiglolwiglol kik*
*wiglolwiglolwiglol gigglol*
*dans dans dans*
*wiggolwiggolwiggol*
*pownsepownsepownse*
*dans sum mor*
W00t, w00t! Happi burfday, nyghtwind! Sawree ai is a day layt!
*pours nyghtwind sum sham pain and offers Lindt dark choklit truffles*
*wigglol wigglol kik!*
*wigglol wigglol kik!*
yay!
will luk speshully nice on teh rug, aifinkso. Let me sho you.
before or aftur they is eeted?
aftur of course
will be a bootiful hareball
….dat u will be steppin in/awn in ur bare feets….
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….in teh middlol of teh nite….
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….wen u iz haff alseep.
u guys r gay for not giving it 134235235 stars
It’s like Carson Kressley Cat!
somethin has bin rong lately wif teh voting burgers.
itz not us!!
Ai feelz pretty, ai feelz pretty, ai feelz pretty an witty an gayyyy!!!! Awn dis wunderful day!!!! (sowwy kant amember teh korrekt wurds)
An ai pittee ennee peeps hu izzint mii tudae!!
Gud adaptashun 4 AfriCat! Well dun, nicewitch! U gibs ur naym teh honor. *looks admiringly at nicewitch*
Ai pheel charming,
O so charming,
Itz alarming hao charming ai pheel . . .
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See taht pritee grrrl in teh mirror there (whut mirrir whaer>)
Hoo can taht attraktive grrrr be eeeee
Such a prittee dress, such a prittee fayce, such a prittee MEEEEEEE!
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LOL! Ai USED to know awl teh werds! ;0
Fankee Janet!
P.S. dat mirrir dere! Teh prrrrty grrl iz yu!
nawt such a wondermus dai. snowwin here again!
Sowwee tu heer dat nyghtwind. Kan ai send u sum Arabian sunshine frum teh Muddle Eest?
And ai pittteeeeeee ennny gurll who isn’t meeeeeee today.
Nawt reely wurds 4 u, AfriCat. Ai fink u is of teh mail persuashun?
Hooz teh pritteh cat in that meeror ther?
Hoo kan that attracktiv kitteh be?
*caper caper, prantz prantz* (Yes, I kin see pinkee toepads in this pic!)
Oh there AR pinkee pinkee toepads!!!
*caper caper, prantz prantz*
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LuvBJones!! WHERE ARE YOO!!??????
Yus ai iz! Buts (hee hee) ai laiks teh sawng anyhoo!
We dantzes teh feng schwing, fayvrit dantz uv kittehs everywhar!
Schwing yor paws to teh left!
Schwing em to yor rite!
Rayse yor paws in teh ayr lyke yoo just don’t kayr . . .
Now NOM that posie way over thar!
*dantz dantz dantz, schwing schwing schwing, nom nom nom*
Oh, and JAZZ PAWZ!!!!
GREMLIN!!!!! *caterpillar throws hurself in teh orinj paws of gremlin*
SCHMOO hug SCHMOO hug SCHMOO hug SCHMOO hug
Ahhhh, ai feels betur nao. Ai badlee needed to gibs sum cheezlubs to sumbuddy, aifinkso.
{{upfi}} Wow! That wuz sum greeting ther, mah caterpillar frend!
Watch owt, I finks yoo mite has squished yor feelers ther when yoo throo yorself at me!
*straytens feelers owt, gently oh so gently* And then a beeg: *SHMOO!!!*
Jazz Pawz
kik kik twirl turn step step jump
an naow…….
knok vase obber
nom teh red wunz
nom teh wite wunz
nom a bit uv grrreenry fer afterz
splash splash inna wadder til alla floof is soaked
pad pad pad fru teh howse leevin wet kitteh trayle an cullerful barfz
roll roll awn ur bed til itz awl wet tew.
Dere, mai misshun iz compleet!
Kitteh Aye fr teh Hooman Guy
Gud wun!
Awl yor vase are belong to meh!
Akshully ebryfing you own is mine
and I demand non stawp wurship and adoration
Yup. Kittehs lub tew redecorate for u! Tayke dem tew werk and ur hole offis will be redecorated. aifinkso. Wut’s noo, pussycat?
woah woah woah woah whhhoah!
Tom Jones. Wunce, woah, woah, woah whhhoah! Aifinkso. Kitty cat, kitty cat ware hab u been?
ringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
Hewwo?
YOU WIN!!! Thank you for being the first to answer bananafone on this lol!!! *brings out giftbag* Today you have won these fabulous prizes…a portable 8-track player with two tapes–Donovan and Seals and Croft, a purple plastic headband, a Twister game, a puka shell necklace, frosted pink nail polish and lipstick to match and a Beatles metal lunchbox with a glass thermos!!! Thank you for answering bananafone and enjoy your prizes!!!
I still has my pooka shell neklace.
So do ai deer, so do I. Ai still has teh beeds tew.
*clappity, clappity of floofee paws* OOOO! Ai sew eggsited! 8-trak taype player and, and, and taypes! OOO. Let me get mai bell bottoms awn and mai beeds! *puts bell bottoms on and beeds wif lawng tunic* *does peece sign* Peeece dood! Lookee, lookee eberbuddy at mai prizes. And a Beatles lunchbox! Nao ai can bring mai lunch tew werk in style! *smooches bananafone awnna hed* {{{bananafone}}}
{{{KCT}}} You are styling today!! Be sure not to hit anyone over the head with your lunchbox today, you might break your thermos!
* snerk *
Ah,yesh…teh days uv openin teh thermos to find shards uv shiny plastic in your food/drink.
wun ob burfday fairy’s minyuns haz bringed byootiful flowrs for teh burfday party! an now i will say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today, inklooding but not limited to GerryB! if iz being yor burfday too, let us kno! i haz bringd hommaed fudjy burfday caeks, i skreem, fizzy party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an strayt frum teh Wundermus Burfday Goodies Faktory an Trol Correkshunal Fasilitee, goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht light up like a raynbo wen tehy bownse, kandees, speshul collekter edishun boblol-hed bebbeh zombie dollz, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor burfday wishes com troo!
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**comes in from cold, wif snow in her hares**
Brrr…
I jes finished my last ciggy!
Gud gurl! Nao donut go buy enny moar!!!
Gud lukk wif stoppin. It’s nawt eezee, but fink uv awl teh munneez u will sabe!
Put teh money u sabes in a jar and den buy sumfink really luxo .. luck … really speshul for urself, rhsb. You is so worth it and u has deserved it menny times over.
dat’s rilly gid adbice, Upfi…Ai shood due dat, tu. Ai has nawt smoked ENNY in obber a week cuz Ai has teh lung pleh….HAY! WARE’D DESE MUNNIES COMED FRUM? Oh, frum nawt smoking….d’oh….. (sheepish grin)
Conga-rats-ulashuns! Drink lotsa water, finds sumthing small 2 hold in yr hands an keeps it nearby, go 4 walks in tha nice fresh air.
WAIT … holdz still… dere’s a bee on ur hedz!!! I git heem fer u….
itz teh Kitteh bershun uv: hims lubs me, hims lubs me nawt…..
You can come and decorate my house anytime, kitteh! I will pay you in cheeseburgers
now wut u niid iz a flowr THIS big…
oh dis is cute mah 1st fav on teh cheez burger site
kitteh performance art in ………………3…..2…..1…….
“ohe meyz! didz i do dat?”
“musht have been de goggie!”
“wez don hav goggie?”
“musht have ben sum odder quat”
“We don haz an odder quat”
“musht have beens a cheshirekat”
“yesh! Cheshire kats can summon and goes wheres ebber dey wans!”
“yesh……..mus of ben a chessiekat”
“lol….dey believ-ed mez!. Noes needs to call lolyer yet!