EMBARASSMENT
EMBARASSMENT Hooman dancin 2 80s Hitz again.
hey. i deel wif awl of ur dancin.
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tew mutch!
Nawt yet. Ai nawt haz mai polly esther soot awn yet. Oar teh choker chain wif teh power crystal.
I’m saying all the things that I know you’ll like, makin’ good conversation
I gotta handle you just right, you know what I mean
I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie
There’s nothin’ left to talk about, unless it’s horizontally
CHORUS
Let’s get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let’s get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk
But – dey duzzint maek muzik liek dey yoosta, kitteh!
noe they dusnt…
moovin awn teh flor naow
ur a byrd uv pair o dice
cherree isscreem smyl
ai spose iz veree nyce…
Ai ♥ Duran Duran!
dey iz dansable!
Yesh, it has a gud beet an u kin danse to it.
I gibs it an “ate”.
ate? did sumwun eet awl teh gushiefuds??
{{jk2k}} Amerakun Bandstandz – yeah.
oops – dis wuz supossed 2 go to rhsb
{{rhsb}}
Cuz we belongs
inna whirled dat muss b strong
cuz dats wat dweems r maed ov…
Dey nawt rite ‘em lyk dat anymoar
No, dey jes nawt rite ‘em lyk dat anymoar
(I ackshullee herd dis sawng today.)
Dey awl sound so gud on mah ate-track player.
Ohai Romeow. U gotta ate-track 2? Glad to see aim nawt de onlee wun dat
does. Ai still gotta lots uv tapes 2.
Wif clothes on, at least.
LOl! FTW!
Yew dont hasta taek yer … clothez off
To haz a gud tiem. Oh no.
Yew just dans an partee … all nite
An drink sum cheree wien. Uh-huh.
Wed wed wine
Stay close to meh
Doan let meh be alone
Iz tarein apart
Mah bloo bloo hart
Ai LUBS teh bersion by UB40!
ai sekkunds tihs – ai wud dans dans dans to UB40’s verzhun, nawt Neil’s!
Da real Neil Diamundz. Luv dat song.
As oppozed to Neil Kubik Zirkonia purrhaps
OMG ai haz taht song on mai ipod. Not menney peeps haz hurd of it.
Wifout clothes be too much to bare.
all kitteh at our haus spend mani owers in ths pusishun. Is not onbly dansing to blam eder. BTWC
Duz u sings along, too?
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YMCA…it’s fun to stai at teh YMCA…
Oh, deh shame!!!
Awl deh uzzer kittehz laffz at mii fur having such a stoopee hoomin!
doan wurry kitteh, I put on pritty musikz adn dansing fur u!!
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♪♫
Hir name wuz Lola, shii wuz a showgrrrl
Wif jewo fevverz in hir hare adn a dress kut down tu dere
Shii wud miren gay adn due deh cha-cha
Adn wyle shii tried tu b a star, Toe Knee awlwayz tendid bar
Akross a crouded floor, dey werkt frum ate till fore
Dey were yung adn dey had ee chudder
Hoo kud ask fur moar??
Barely Manilol FTW!!
Manlee Barilow?
♪♫
At deh Kopa! (Ko!) Kopakabana (Kopakabana)
Deh hawtest spawt norf uv Havana (here)
At deh Kopa! (Ko!) Kopakabana
Mew zik adn pashun were awlwayz deh fashun
At deh Kopa… Dey fell in lubz
Akshullee, I see dat Barry did dis in 1978!! I am eben moar embarrassing dan I noo!!
iz ok, wii kin sae iz bekuz u wer awl egg site ted bout barrimaneelow!
oh, yes, I lubbed deh Barry Manilol wen I wuz a kid.
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*kuntinuuz dansing tu deh Kopa…
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♪♫
Hiz name wuz Riko, hii wore a diymund
Hii wuz eskorted tu his chair, hii saw Lola dansin dere
Adn wen shii finished, hii kawled her over
But Riko went a bit tuu fae, Toe Knee saled akross deh bar
Adn den deh punchez flew adn chairz were smasht in tew
Dere wuz bluud adn a singlol gun shot
But just hoo shot hoo??
♪♫
Iz u a fanilow ov Manilow?
She wants to marry Barry!
Leeza! Ai wun yoo a giftee basket on teh last fred! Go see!
Ai see yoo’ve bin dere alreddee! Ob corse, yoo can has teh bell boddums adn teh mood ring!
*wispurrs* mai mom gibbed awl mai buks n tois to mai neese whiel ai wuz awai at skool
*goes off to reed, happillee playing wif slinkee*
aw. {{{{{DK}}}}}
U can has all NOO buks now!!
U is teh bestest!!
Oh yes, I akshullee saw himz in consert wunst! Shhhh. don’t telling enneewun..
.
*kuntinuez dansingz
♪♫
At deh Kopa! (Ko!) Kopakabana (Kopakabana)
Deh hawtest spawt norf uv Havana (here)
At deh Kopa! (Ko!) Kopakabana
Mew zik adn pashun were awlwayz deh fashun
At deh Kopa….. shii lost hur luv.
♪♫
Don kare how much “dey” laff I alwayz ben
a Berry Manilo fanz.
alwayz wil.
*grabz sasso’z handz adn dansez sum moar!
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♪♫
Hur name iz Lola, shii wuz a showgrrl
But dat wuz 30 yrz ago, wen dey used tu hav a show
Now it’z a disko, but not fur Lola
Still in deh dress shii used tu wair, faded fevverz in hir hare
Shii sitz dere sew refined, adn drinkz hirsef haf-blind
Shii lost hir yooth adn shii lost hir Toe Knee
Now shii’z lost hir mind!!
Du U Dip?
Bery gud danzen cweem.
‘Ben taken lesens?
Or jus a nacherl
♪♫
At deh Kopa! (Ko!) Kopakabana (Kopakabana)
Deh hawtest spawt norf uv Havana (here)
At deh Kopa! (Ko!) Kopakabana
Mew zik adn pashun were awlwayz deh fashun
At deh Kopa….. doant fawl in luvvvvvvvvvvv.
♪♫
Dans, dans, twirl adn spin,
dans, dans, twurl adn dip.
wun nite DH and ai had tihs song azza eerwurm.
Wuz berry layte, we needed to go to sleep, butt (!) we kept singin bitz uv it to eech uvver.
Finallee, we sed, “NO MOAR!!” and turned owt lites.
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wuz silent foar mebbe 30 sekkunds.
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tehn at zacklee sayme tyme, we BOF goes, “THEY FELL IN LUUUUUV”
Iz teh otay, cween… ai saw Barley Manilol last year. Granted teh prys was teh free…
Psst – kitteh. Teh nayborz iz doing it, too. *nod*
Oh Hai, NS!! Howz Roskoe??
Himz doin swimminglee!
Ai still hasta tell mah Momcat dat she haz a grandotter to go along wif hur granddaughter. 
Mah Huzbin wuz happitayl to heer ai haz a bebbeh otter nao — an dat ai diddint hasta be preggers fur it to happen!
Duz u haz a pool in deh bak yard fur him?? Fir deh otter, dat iz, nawt ur huzbin…. awl tho I guess ur huzbin adn deh otter kud bof b in deh pool at deh same timyme if dey b wanting tuu.
We haz a small waddur tabel dat teh child plays wif — an a BIG bafftub wif jacuzzi jets.
We haz wayz uv entertaynin teh otter. 
*has a happeh for teh babbeh otter in hims noo forever home*
Forever homez iz bery bery gud fings, aifinkso.
But, wut if u move??? will deh otter staying in deh howse?? oar will hii move?? If he movez, den it not b a 4eber home, iz it?? I b kornfuzzlolled.
Aifinkso NS meant teh foreber fambilee nawt the foreber inna saem howse.
Itz teh famblee dat maeks a howse into a home. Cannot haz teh home wiffowt teh pplz dat maeks it so — so if we moovs, teh otter hasta be wif us. Teh hoam kin moov frum howse to howse — hoam iz wherebber we settelz.
egg salad anser, Nightshayde!!!
Schmoooz.
“grandotter to go along wif her granddaughter”… Ai lubs it!!!!1!!!1!
plz no piktures
*grabs a flash cube*
klikklikFLASHklikklickFLASH
Flash cube???? How old iz ur kamra???
noes! Uds kneeds a poly a roid. Mbarrizmentz much qwikor thens
Shake it, shake it,
shake it like a poLOL-roid pikshure.
Mite b kwikker, but nawt so thoro as habbin ebbriwun at de debelopment shawp lukkin at ur pics.
Mai Buddy kitteh duz tihs wen ai singz to hur. Eg speshully teh Buddy Songz ai maed up.
Conga rats Princess Mu, wot wud yew liek for dwinks nd danses?
wha happen? did teh Kitteh SPLORT? or Dye ov embareassment
Theres a hard moon risin on the streets tonight
Theres a reckless feeling in your heart as you head out tonight
Through the concrete canyons to the midtown light
Where the latest neon promises are burning bright
Past the open windows on the darker streets
Where unseen angry voices flash and children cry
Past the phony posers with their worn out lines
The tired new money dressed to the nines
The low life dealers with their bad designs
And the dilettantes with their open minds
Youre out on the town, safe in the crowd
Ready to go for the ride
Searching the eyes, looking for clues
Theres no way you can hide
The fire inside
Well youve been to the clubs and the discotheques
Where they deal one another from the bottom of a deck of promises
Where the cautious loners and emotional wrecks
Do an acting stretch as a way to hide the obvious
And the lights go down and they dance real close
And for one brief instant they pretend theyre safe and warm
Then the beat gets louder and the mood is gone
The darkness scatters as the lights flash on
They hold one another just a little too long
And they move apart and then move on
On to the street, on to the next
Safe in the knowledge that they tried
Faking the smile, hiding the pain
Never satisfied
The fire inside
Fire inside
Now the hour is late and he thinks youre asleep
You listen to him dress and you listen to him leave
Like you knew he would
You hear his car pull away in the street
Then you move to the door and you lock it when
Hes gone for good
Then you walk to the window and stare at the moon
Riding high and lonesome through a starlit sky
And it comes to you how it all slips away
Youth and beauty are gone one day
No matter what you dream or feel or say
It ends in dust and disarray
Like wind on the plains, sand through the glass
Waves rolling in with the tide
Dreams die hard and we watch them erode
But we cannot be denied
The fire inside
ai had tew luuk dat wun up… sry, doan noe dese giiz…
Iz “The Fire Inside” by Bob Seger an teh Silver Bullet Band.
Not one of his more popular songs, but good all the same.
Heer is linkee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAewr48OTTM
fanks, ai’d furgowttin bout dat wun!
Mmmm…ur carpit smells lubly.
Wat do yoo yooze awn it?
Itz teh nip-scented Febreze. Iz noo! Yew liek?
Yesh!
**taeks deep sniff**
Aaaahhhh….
*gag* O.o
*dize*
At leest ai nawt try tu det inna spandex leezure soot wif teh sparklolies agin.
Why nawt?
**holds sparklee spandex owtfit behind bak**
Ai nawt fit in my owld wun frum collij.
Nawt to feel so badz, WRr.
I nawt kin wares stuff I wore in collij, ethur.
Mee neever — except fur teh t-shirts & sweatshirts. Ai awlwaiz liekd dem baggy, so dey still fits. *gigglol*
lol….
dis nawt applai tew meh annewai….ai’s nawt ebben gotted tew collej yet…
Fortunatelee, ai KAN still fit inna stuff ai wared in collej…which iz a gud fing, since ai still is in collej
How is the studint teeching jawb surch going?
Iz da funnee dat yew axe.
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Yew sea, da stoo dent teachin coordi naytor duz nawt allow stoo dents tew lud fur dere own plaisments. Ai started dat, and was told in no unsertin terms ai was owt ub lyn, an that was HIS jawb, fankyewberrymuch, antewbehmindin mah own bizness.
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When ai axed him tew tail me whut waz happinin, and whut happens iffn ai nawt get plaised, him thtreatened nawt tew sign awf awn mah ly sense tew beh a teacher. (apparentlee him is abobe akowntability) — Mah attorney, hew halped meh tew write de emayo abowt axin whut was happinin, said “Whut a F****NG Drama King!”
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Him says him has founded meh a posishun. Him haz sed dis free thymes nao. Ai am tew beh “awn call” to rush orf tew met da teacher dat ai wall be teh werkin wif. An free thymes, no fonecall haz cum, an ai STILL am nawt plaised, and donot beleeb that ai will beh. Da skewl haz mah munnies, and dey haz nawt kept dere end ub da deel.
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Mah frustrashun. Let meh show eet tew yew!
Mai crampons let me loan u dem
Warez Kafleen? Dey needs a HOOFIN!
Ai duz nawt disagree, Phat Cat. Da problem lyz in da fact dat Kafleen can only “cyber” hoof him, and he needz IRL hoofin, aifinkso.
Fanks fur da sentiments an supports!
*offers hur best boot so BDM can seriouslee kick sum butt (grrrr instead of heehee)*
Fangs yew, upfi! Iffn onlee ai kud dew sew IRL, butt (hehehe) rite nao, iffn ai makes much moar in da wai ub waves, ai risk nawt bean plaisd and peeps nawt signin awf onna lisense. *sy*
I’ll bets dat ur aviator sunglasses still fit!
I has deh need fur speed?
TOP GUN REF, FTW!
I lubs dat moovie.
Drooled awl ober myself over Anthony Edwards.
ok gud, my eyes wuz on Val Kilmer
My fren had teh fing foar Val.
Him iz gud aktor. Grate batman, an grate as Jim Morrison in “The Doors” movie.
I has not seen dat movie but I liked himz in the Ghost and the
darkness too.
Tombstone, also.
Oh yesh, how could I foarget Tombstone?!?!?
Val stolded teh show.
“I’m ur huckleberry.”
Ware’s Wyatt?
“Down at teh creek. Walkin awn wadder.”
Val Kilmer??? Waht about “Willow?” Ai think taht wuz mai favrit!
In teh volleyball scene?! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*wipez drool frum chin*
Ah yes, an teh sawng wuz perkfeck. “Playin wif the boys”.
**daydreems foar a minnit**
“Hay Goose, ya beeg stuuuuud!”
Ware didz I putted mah leg warmers?
I finkso I saw dem nexst to ur hedband an thong leotard.
I still has teh Jane Fonda aerobicz VHS- any takers?
Olibia Newton Johns wuz beddur.
Adn ai needz teh beta max verzhun.
WRr – Foar sum reezun, I be finkin u nawt watch teh bideo foar teh exersyze faktor.
Ai wuz inna coed dorm. Ai aways studeed where teh gurls did teh robics.
Hao much studeein did u gets dun?
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Of teh BUUKS, I meen!
Wuz anatomee class ai studeed foar den.
uh huh……/shuur/…..*rowlz eyez*
awltho…diz sortaa sownds liek gu eyedeya………
* whispurs *
Ai nebbur tooked teh natomee class. but ai borrowed mai rummates buks adn teh robics teechur nawt tu smart.
Awl ready fur mah hi-impact arobiks!
Nawt wiffowt mah industreeyul strenf sports bra!
owchie. dem fings hurts!
and make sure you has enuff hairspray fur deh 80’s luk
**goes to buy cases of Aqua-Net**
icanhazmoose? Lawts and lawts ov moose? Oyeah, an teh freeznshyne!
Nawt to be foargettin the industryul size gelz, foar teh spikee luuk.
An teh timpur ary culur, ai mite need teh blue streeks in mai spikez!
Oh, an can sumwun cut mai hayre but leeve a rat-tayle? Ai will culur dat tew!
I hadda liddlol wun at one poynt.
Me tew. An fur a wyle ai bleeched it wyte, an mai hayre is kinda darc brown. Ov course, back den ai had awl kinza hylytes, but teh onlee wyte wuz the liddlol rat tayle. **hides fais**
rat-tayle?
Pastells. Ai must haev Pastells. Anna Flasdans swetshurt.
Ai needz mah shoulder pads!!! An mah leggings!!!
here is Ur acid washed jeans
nd whiet reebox. Nd stonewash denym jakkit
teh swetshurt dat fawls awf teh showldur! ai hadz minee ov tehm! Wun ov mai favrite Caturday nyte owtfitz involved teh pink swetter dat fell awf teh showldur, and teh blak Gloria Bandurbilt jeens. Oh the hugh manatee!
Mine wuz a big pink tee-shirt (wif shoulder pads unnerneef), belted uv coarse. Grey leggings & knee-high spike-heel levver boots. Oh — an teh BIG danglee eeringz. Ai wuz teh HAWT.
okee. nao ime shure teh 80s has kum bak… ai saw awl uv that stuff at teh mall yesterday. kreepy hao teh whirled repeets itself.
Mai outfit of choyce fore wintur woz a grey cordy roy pinnyfore wib a redd trippil belt, redd legginks nd grey swaid butz. Ai finked ai was de bomb.
Akshlee, bombink mai clozzit woz prolly a graet ideyer.
May knee ack, what a may knee ack on de dans floor.
tiz likkle pony tayle. many menz had tis along with likkle fias fur, but twoz mur 90’s
ohai kitsunerina! A rat tayle wuz where you left a liddlol peace of hair, yewzalle in the middlol at the base ov yur hairlyne, a bit longur (oar a lawt longer) than the rest, so it hung down like a rat-tayle. It wuz teh popyewlur in teh 80’s, den it becayme awl teh rage fur fyve yeer old boyz.
ai ackshullee remember those! never new wut they wuz kalled tho, bekuz ai wuz a littlol fyve yeer old gurl at teh taim. ai alweyz wanted to snip it awf…
Ai awlwaiz wanted to go up behind sumwun wif a rat-tayle & snippitoff. Neber diddit tho.
Ai still haz sum Aqua-Net. If yew duzzint want yer hare to moov, datz teh stuff to yooz. It awlso killz bugs/spiders if yew sprays it on dem (dey breev froo der skin — so yew cuvver teh skin wif cement & dey diez). Awlso gud fur gettin ball-poynt pen marks off upholstery.
helmet hair!
My bangs used to be a solid unit. If the wind blew just right, the whole flap would fly upward. *slow sad hed shaek*
**shaeks hed slowlee and sadlee tew** I had dat. Nao peeplol, mostlee mai dotter, cawl it ‘teh porch.’ Az in, ‘CC, Mawm, evureebawdee in yur yeerbuk haz teh porch bangz!’
LOL — yup. Dat sez it bery well.
…
Oh — didja put Sun-In in yer hare to liten it? Or lemming juice?
…
Ack – gotta go. Ai will fink uv moar fings when ai leev, ai iz shur.
I putted Super Sun-In in my hares wunse an spended teh day at teh pool.
Dat nite, I had teh ORINJ hares!
It wuz worse wen it started growin owt. In the Homecoming Dance pikshur dat yeer, I luuk lyk a reberse skunk!
Ai had teh purmd bangs (wee korl it frinj heer) – nutting els purmd, jist teh bangs.
Oh, mee too, mee too. Ai fort ai wuz teh only wun. Mai bad hair decade, let me show u it.
Gud as teh flame frower tu.
hmmm? wut abawt a flaem frowurr?
*Takes notes to axe ebil maus later.*
ai had wun taht evenchooalee was to teh middlol of mai bakk. ai called it mai faeree tale, nawt rattale
Deer CC,
Plz to make teh hyoomin buy teh gud gushifuds nexst tiem.
Anom.
Luuk awn teh brite side, kitteh.
Hoomins cud be doin UTHUR fings in front of u.
… to 80s musik.
…or Barry White
it look kinda sad though.. huh? i still cant speak lol..
*Extendz floofy paw…
Hai solcion!! Welkum tu Cheezland!!!
U duzn’t haz tu speeking deh lolspeek tu joyn in deh fun… Just play nies!
Welkum, solcion!
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
Oh hai solcion!
Iz nice to meet u! Welcum to dis wunnerful place. We iz alwais happeh to hab a noo Cheez Fren!
{{{{{solcion}}}}}
ohai dere! wellkum tew teh fun!
Oh hai! U can has welcom.
Dancin in teh dark and behine closed doors wud b bettah for kitteh.
To Bruce Springsteen or Charlie Rich?
Here ai wuz, happalee reelibing las nyte’s dansfest to BROOOCE, witch mayde mai goggie luk lyk dis kitteh, an nao ai haz Charlie Rich eerwurm. Do nawt want!
Ur welkum!
ohai rhsb, how is U tonite?
Ohai, 2_k.
I’m feline a liddlol beddur. I werked layte an needs to do it moar.
{{{rhsb}}}
An den wii gets beeee–hine klosed doars
An hur lets hur hares hang down
Hur makes me feel lyk I’m a maaaaannn
O no wun knoes
Wut goes awn behine klozed doars!
**cubberz eerz and runzawaifast**
**runs after parrothed**
Wuzza maddur? Why u runnin sew fast?
SLOW DOWN!
Hay, didjoo happin 2 see teh moast byootiful gurl inna whirld
An ifn u did, wuz hur cryin, cryin?
Tel her ai sowwee, tell her ai neeeed mai baaaaaaayyyyyybeeeeeee
Parrothead…go to ur happeh place – teh haff tiem show lass nite!
**assooms lotuz puzishun** NOMMMMMMMMM NOMMMMMMMMMM NOMMMMMMM tinth aba gnu freezowt…. babee we wur born tew run….
Oh fanks Romeow! **luks arownd fur rhsb, putz in eerplugs jist in cayse**
U safe, foar now, Ph.
I’m hedbangin. *see below*
* Gibs Rhsb teh floofee sweat band so hur nawt hurts hur hed at teh hedbang inn *
Fanks, WRr.
Ifn I hit my hed an land awn my hares, I shud be cushind enuf.
My fick hares, lemme show u dem.
Ai haz wun Fur U PH!! Lissen close.
Love, love will keep us together;
Think of me babe whenever
Some sweet talking girl comes along singing a song –
Don’t mess around, you got to be strong,
Just Stop, ’cause I really love you,
Stop, I’ll be thinking of you –
Look in my heart and let love keep us together.
You, you belong to me now,
Ain’t gonna set you free now;
When those girls start hanging around, talking me down,
Hear with your heart and you won’t hear a sound.
AAck! Captin an Teneel!
I surpryzed u nawt singin Muskrat Lubs, WRr. U bein a rodint an awl.
yoo mite nawt wanna bii gibbin ideyaaz awt liek dat…
Ai sabes dat fur teh NB
Oh goodie.
ummmmm….uhhhh…ummmm….wut duz ai sez heer….ummmm……heh…
Dat halftiem show wuz awesum!
Ai had da teebee up soo loud dat ai wuz afraid da neighbors would call cops.
BRUUUUUUCE!!
Me dance to 8O’z
“She’s only seventeen…”
O, wait, we haz 2 do Kip Winger’s version now…
“She’s only thirty-five…”
Nao, I has Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” in my hed.
**takes hares outta ponytayle an shakes hed lyk hur did bak inna day**
Ai grow old… Ai grow old…
Ai shall ware teh boddums of mai trowsers rolled
*sigh*
Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinky
♪
She’s my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah
Wow
Heh Heh
Well swinging on the front porch
Swinging on the lawn
Swinging where we want
Cause there ain’t nobody home
Swingin’ to the left and
Swingin’ to the right
I think about baseball
I’ll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah – huh!
An heer I go agin awn my own
Goin down teh onlee rode I ebber knoed
Lyk a drifter I wuz borned to walk alone
An I maded up my mind
I nawt wastin no moar tiem
**goes to luuk foar car hood to sprawl akross, a la Tawny Kitaen**
You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do
You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you
Chorus:
Cause baby well be
At the drive-in
In the old mans ford
Behind the bushes
Till Im screamin for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me
You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
Im only hoping that youre home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you
Ai nao haz teh urge to go hoam & play Guitar Hero.
*snerk*
I always liked the 80’s…..my kittehs don’t mind *at least I don’t think they do*
Mine beddur nawt mind. We haz a lawt uv 80s musiks in teh howse.
Iz ok, kitteh, you is never gonna be givin up, never gonna be let down
We’re no strangers to lub…
iz anutthur fink dat nawt can bii unseed, aifinkso….
bai teh wai, ai has mai lappytawp bakk!
Wuz Ur laptop on a trip?
noep…mai daddeh takkededed itt awai…..
U must be glad to has it back.
u nawt can has ebben an aideyaa……ai’z nawt bin awn heer fur liek a week…..
sew ai’z /beree/, //BEREE// hapee tew has itt bakk…
We is bery BEREE happi to habs u back, oh Draconic wun. Is nawt teh saym wifout u, u nose.
Islands In The Stream,
that is what we Are,
No one in between
Blaa da da da da
Dis Hooman putz on whyte soxes, eyezez liner and pushez sleevies up to elboezez – (n eyezes a boy hooman). Lukin kowl aifinkso
“eyzes jus can’t get enuff, just can’t get enuff”
“Can’t get enuff, it’s never enuff…”
Anudder Winger moment for u.
Depeche Mode!! w00t!
just lyke a rainbow, you know u set me free
an i juts can’t get enuff
i just can’t get enuff
Itz tiem fur meh to go hoam. Ebbreewun haz a lubberlee ebening, reminiscing about teh 80s!!!
Nite cheezpeeps. Dotter iz awn wai home frum sawftball, iz starbin az alwais, goin tew make hur teh egg sammich. Wuz fun finkin abowt 80s!
nite!
oh uhhh….bai teh wai, ai watchededed teh puppy bowl lasst nite……liek fwree tiems inna row………wuz…..beree….badd….aideeya…………wuz beree kyoot goggiez….adn teh haffteim sho haddeded lawtz ob liek, teh kyootestestest yung kittunz…….wuz…..sew……kyooot……..
*SUPER SPLORT*
OOH U been der a long tiyme.
* sweep sweep sweep teh braynes intu teh bukkit.
Add lawts uf ginger ales tu rehidrate teh braynes. stur tu speed teh process.
pour braynes bak inna hed cabbity.
duky taype teh hed bones tugeddur
putz awn teh D(ragon)HRG/wdoi uf knights wif pointee stiks wif marsh mallows awn dem.
Wraps in teh fyrepruf floofee blankit.
Hand the hawt chawkilt wif marshmallows adn the chokklit possums. *
U rest heers til ur fully recubbered frum teh splort and nawt dizzy frum the sturring Ur brayne.
fankyoo…….
*snorglols inn blankie, goez tew sleepz*
OOH AI haz teh HAPPEETAYLE, teh buildurs will start mai haws inna morning if nobuddee dies tunite. (himz is awlso teh grabe digger).
Himz just cawled me.
YAY! I haz happitayle foar u!
Lettuce kno wen teh noo-howse partee iz!
grate nooz! hao lawng willl yur haowse taek tew bii bilt?
depends haow fast teh buildur iz. Shuld nawt taek long, himz gets the same munnies if it taeks 2 mumfs oar 2 years.
lol….
(oh…bai teh wai, ai has sploartud eerliurr upp teh fred…nawt a lawt upp purthurr upp teh teh fred tho…)
(oh…nebbur miend…sumwun awlreddy respawndeded…)
Strypee Kitteh hydez
himz ieez. Summ feengz Hewminz duz
juss shoodz nawt beez seend!
Strypee Kitteh duz
nawtz deezyrez 2 seez, “Let’z
Duz T3h Tyme Wawrp Agginz!”
Prittee Wun iz nawtz
Muddawwnna andz sertinnlee
nawtz ‘Muh~teeree~ull Gurl”!
Jack.
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Wun thing wun can awlwaiz count awn! If yoo ar in need ov a smyol, find teh neerest “Jack Deth” pome!
testing..testing…1, 2 elebentyfive
Oh hai, Hell hath no Fury! U has an abatar and mabbeh it eben LUKS laik u! W00t, w00t!
tseting..testing, 1, 2, elebentyfives
lub tohse 80s hits…
[puts on his bellbottoms and dances]
Y nobunny is menshon teh U2??? Ai fawt teh ladees laiked teh Bonno an teh uvver Eyereesh lads.
“Ai cannt liiiiiiiiive wif oar wif-owt yuuuuuuu!!!!!”
Wear teh streats hav noe naim…
Oh… ai lurved dat Joshua Tree!!! *sigh*
Da Kat iz so Cute!!
I wish dat i had a kat =3
(Look at my lolz. no bad commenting)
Let’s plae hied an seeke… u hied, Ai finde u… un, tyo, thwee, foer, fihve… readee ohr noht, heere Ai come!
no un heer herd uv teh grate Motoharu Sano?
I iz goshenwulf and i liek 80z!
Kitteh mus be embarrassed. I has no liekin 4 eyteez hitz.