food bowl….ran out… havent eaten… in 5 min…
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Ai aer starbed
Nead 2 keep mai strenf up
Do yoo has teh strength fur . . .well – fur YOO – a laytish supper! fur mennee ov us, An afternoon tee oar cawfee???
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Az teh pore kitteh iz starving (sort ov), we shud maybee silly brate wif sum nice fuds – a tea partee!
Thx, Janet. Ai haz ownlee juss had mai dinner, but Ai haz plentee uv rume fur cheezland fuds!
Hawt choklit, tee (herbal, grin an assorted blak) an cawfee!
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Ai’ll bring sum cholate chunk cukeez. Fresh baked an still warm.
Dat sownds berry gud!
*brings out platter ov cold cutz – sordid CHEEZES and HAM!!
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Wif fresh hole grayne bred, budder, sordid mustards, pepper tio grind awn teh Swiss Cheez.
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Pikklols an olives (stuffed frum teh Venezia region)
Nao, did is *mai* kinda afternoon tea1 Bred, budder, mustards, olives…nom, nom, NOM!
Dis past fall, I cured raw olives, brined and flavurred dem. Talk about nom-alicious!
Yoo did??? Soundz nom-a-lshus!!
Q – where do yoo liv??? Ai think yoo sed, but a furgot.
ohai! I herd u needed sum pi’s up here!
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*carries in butterskotch pi (made wif real skotchez, I cotted one earliur)
*and alsew a lemming merang pi*
enjoi!
lemming merang pi…oh. Ai has eeten a hyooj dinner ob teh chilly con carne (eberyfing is chilly here atm) an teh garlic bred but…hoo can resist teh lemming merang pi! Ai’m shoor ai can find a space for it sumwehr.
oh, and dere is still sum chilly left if ennybuddy wants sum. Teh garlic bred – dere is only a partially nommed bit but u is welcom to dat if u’s nawt fussy.
Ai’m ohkay for leftober chilli, fankyu- Ai tuk som owt ob teh freezer for mai lunj termorrer. Wot a coh inky dink!
Waht iz bedder awn a chilli day tahn chillI???
*goes to freezer to see if she haz sum chilli*
We ar getting an odder six inches ov sno tonite!
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But a thaw starting awn Thorstag. YIKES! Tehy just sed a foot oar moar!!
drools at teh site uv sew much nommy fuds
i likez mi fudz i got chikin brest stuffed wiv cheez and wrapped in a slice uv bacon spread wiv pesto if anybody wantz
itz my trademark dish
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Speeking ov teh skotches, haz enewun scene Ally Bally laytelee???
Ohai, JCH5K –
I live in MIchigan USA.
Iz so weakz
6 way tai? Lots ob drinksies and dancing coming up, aifinkso!
saavvveee urrselllfff….
givz meh cheezburger!
So weeeek… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
*Sound of can opener*
*Kitteh springs to life and runs for the kitchen*
*kitteh razes hed*
I cant get up…
Can u bwing me a kibble?
Nope! That means more for meeeeeeeeeee…
Kitteh wuld come runnin iffin it wuz tuna……
*collapses from hungers*
LOL!!! Lukkit want iz going awn below!!
It lukz laik tehy ar awl audishuning fur a play!!!!
There chewin up teh seenereee down there!!
*weeklee*
duz teh seeneree has a flavr?
*ponderz*
Must bee tuna oar . . .HAM?????
Ham… Definitely ham…
*faysepaw*
*annownsers voyse is heard, softly*
Teh part of Thelma is being played today by Leeza
NOW it makes cents, duzzn’t it???
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And we hasn’t even got to teh seen ware I needs my kibble hand feeded to me….
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Or the one ware I has to be lifted up to teh sinq to get my fresh watters….
Diva…
A Star iz Borned.
Hay! I iz just playin teh roll as itz ritten!!
Wunder hoo roted teh skript…
Here, duz u want to play Weezy?
U gets to make growchy noyses all teh time.. even when ur purrin!
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Itz a heavy roll.. and when I say hevvy… I meen that literallee…
Oh yash pleez!!! (rrrawr gripe graaawlll!!!)
PURFECKT!
*annownsers voyse is heard, softly*
Weezy is really teh big softee. All teh peeple at teh v.e.t. luvs hur.
Sew in DK’s case, there is not much acting rekwired.
wot?
{{{{DK}}}}
halp meh… I feel….
*faynte*
*sownd uv can opuner*
yoo has… fuds?
*wonders if its werth takin teh energies to get up for*
*pryz lid off can.
*Plopz gushifudz intu deh dish.
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Heeeer kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Heeeer kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
can u bring it ober?
I is too week to move….
*trajick sigh*
Guess deh kitteh duzn’t wanting ennee.
*Opunz door.
Heer doggie, doggie, doggie!
Heer, boy!! Kum on!! Atta boy!!
*Scampers in*
*Steals the cat food*
*Scampers out*
*Doggie chasez Maus.
*Run, run, run.
*Maus runs into the little door of The Maus Hole*
*Doggie trys to stop*
*ScrabblescrapelScrabblescrapelScrabblescrapel*
*KLUNK!*
*doggie turnz tu cat adn sez: “I iz hungree. Wen deh hoominz gonna feeding us?”
Whens I get out of jury duty
*unfortunatelee, Maus has eeted sew much fuds that he can’t fit throo teh little door to teh Maus Hole*
Maybe u shud try the doggeh door??
Silleh Maus — dat cat fud wuz fur a skwirrl!
*wandurrs off, skratchin hur hed in kunfyoozhun*
Rillee! Yoo’d THINK teh row dentz wud stik togethur1
The last time I glued GP to Leeza she got really mad…
*razes i-brow*
GP has bin teh AWOL.
Ware is he, anyways?
*hits Maus wif a pi*
Maus & Leeza! Could you run through the court house and scare everyone?
I have jury duty today! DO NOT WANT!
Dunno. Mebbe bizzee atwerks.
*Sprays Leeza with a seltzer bottle*
*Takes off all his clothes and runs through the courthouse*
*runs teh otter way, trailing seltzer and stray bits of whippy creem*
Where’d yoo get teh Pi??? Frum teh tee tablol up abov????
Leeza, otters donut run, tehy swims…
Janet, I run teh pi stawl, remember?
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and DK.. u’ve herd of land sharks, rite? But has u ever heard of teh recloosive rarely seen land otter???
Candygram…
:scampers out of courthouse with smile!:
Oh! rite! Teh yoo doo! Ai noo that!!
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Cud yoo bring a cupple ov PIs to teh Furstee Tee Partee up abuv?
Perchanze is tehar butterskotch creme Pi there??
*has a suspishus*
Hoo did u say?
UNICEF, ma’am…
Ur that shark aren’t yoo?
U cant fool me!!
No ma’am, I’m just a dolphin…
Do you have ID??
U don’t luk like a dolphin…
Sorry to disturb you, ma’am. I’m from the Jehovah’s Witnesses, and thought you might be interested in a copy of our journal, “The Watchtower”.
Gammacat & Birthday Fairy boaf haz teh juree dutee.
Hmmm. Interesting.
Co-inkee-dink?
Sowry, but if I needs saving, I’ll call a fyremans.
Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Hoo? There’s nobody heer by that name.
Is this a prank?
Land Shark…
Oh well that’s diffrent!
Come on in!
*opens door*
*Scary Music*
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom*
Did u just eet a skwirrl????
*BUURRP!*
Um… No?
da otter day some wunz wuz triin to eet GP… but wuz mis udder standin… meebee GP still sceered?
Wuz taht KCTailkinker?? But ai thot it wuz Maus she had???
See da ribs stikkin owt…
OK so dats my tigrr strypz. Don need tu get so teknikul. Juss FEED ME!!!
pai noe ‘tenshun tew mai strypes.
I iz wasting awai
HALP!
fallin… up… wall… so hungri!
BLAARRGH!! Ar ar ded!
tell us bout Ur fifth kitteh
iz herz gnu?
Ink wiring mynds wants to know!
To teh three ai brawt bak frum jermanee, (Shakespeare, Florian an Mitzi) ai added Mollee, hoo waz abandonata in a wair jaus. They were awl at mai haus in town.
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In teh meenwile, Barney an teh two babeees (Fin an Fiona – nao 4 yeers awld) appeered at teh farm (Mai Mom’s haus where ai growed up).
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Tehn awl mai town kittehs went ober teh brij – an there were just teh 3 farm
kittehs – but awl living in the hasu, ov corse. Tehn teh vet, hoo noo taht mai kittehs had awl died, asked if ai cud foster Cinders, a byootiful 2 yeer awld grey kitteh hoo had bin abewsed. Ai thot mai Ant Daisy wud laik hur, so ai tuk Cinders to hur. But it dint werk awt – so ai browt hur to teh farm. An tehn ai laiked hur so much ai decided to kee[ hur.
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In teh meenwile, mai awful cuzzin Ellyn browt Daisy Sam, a reelee nice Persian kitteh.
But nao, fur sebral weeks at leest, Daisy iz in a nursing hoam fur therapee.
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Ov COURSE, ai cudnt leeve pore sweet Sam in Daisy’s littlol apartmint awl bai hssielf – so *sigh* ai browt him to teh farm too!
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An mirakil ov miraikulz, after awnlee a fyoo hisses, tehy awl get along just fine!
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But. . .*sniff* Ai dont want to tern into a crazee awld kat laydee!! An this IZ hao it starts! EEEEK!!!
Ohai JCH5K! Ai dun think yu oar crazee awld kat laydee! Yu oar sane yung kat laydee! Seriosslee, ai am so glad yu oar there tu taek care uv teh kittehs! Sumwun will com alawng tu halp, aifinkso! gud luk! And fanx!
Iz gud storee! i wud lyk to foster kittehs but i dwnt have tym. I wud get too attached to them and neber let them go. and abowt teh crazee kat ladee, mi frien and i say if we neber get married we r going to becum crazee cat ladeez. it wud be fun!
lol!
‘starts’?
again
*slow sad hedshake*
oh Janet deer… ifinkso u r already past teh foreward, and teh introduckshun, and on teh first chapter…
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and btw TWO kittehs can be a lot of kitttehs somtimes!
You have to have at leest 6 kittehs to be cawled teh crazee cat ladee.
We haz 6.
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Duzzit cownt if 4 are mah Momcat’s & onlee 2 are mien (eben if we awl libs togedder)?
Actually,ai alwais say 6 cuz ai has 4 and peeps cawl me teh crazee cat ladee.
Iz actually nawt teh # uv cats dat makes teh crazee,tho..ai used to werk at Pet Supplies Plus as a 2nd jawb,and we had sum ladees dat teh crazee wuzzint frum teh cats,iffin u knows whut ai meens…
LOL wun kitteh can be a lot of kittehs wen teh wun kitteh is VEREE spoyled! mai kitteh eets owt uv ppl bowls and if der aer tew manee ppl arownd we moove her fud so she can eet in peece. So spoyled. She is teh Qween.
we eben say too eech other “SHHH! the qween iz eeting” and have to navigate arownd kitchen fur her. She iz old and set in her wayz…and we let it happen.
Shakespeare uzed to sit at teh taybol wif mee in teh mornng an hav cawfee wif mee . Ov coarse, hiz wuz moastlee milk, but he did laik teh cawffee flavour.
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He wuz a moast byootiful Turkish Van – Mr. Prrrrrsonalitee prrrrrrsonified.
Mah Nina yoosta hang owt next to meh wen ai wuz eetin mah eggs, knowing she wud be abel to lik teh playte cleen (ai awlwaiz had to leev a liddul tiny bit uv egg fur hur).
hehe KYOOT! Teh weerdest fing i saw mai kitteh eet was cheez. She iz very picky. I lyk the vydio of teh lil bebbeh kitteh eeting teh broccoli. oh dat is a SPLORT fur shur!
sumwun wroted a buuk abowt kittehs: “onlee two… seemz lyke moar”
Wai is ur cuzzin Ellyn awful?
Wunce again, inkwiring minds etc!
Hao menee hourz to we hav heer???
Ai hav a HyOOOOOOOOOOOJ giant famblee – way moar tahn moast ov teh peepl ai know. An we awl get alawng reelee well! Fur teh moast part, eneway.
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Wun day, ai wuz tawlking to ,ai sister Judy (teh perfekt wun – SOOOO prrfekt taht ebreewun reelee laiks hur eneway! ) an ai wuz saying hao grate it wuz to hav such a nice famblee an hao we awl laiked eech oder so mutch.
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An she sed “membletee mumble memble.”
An ai sed “What???”
An she sed – in a low voyce “Ai dont laik Ellyn.”
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Yoo cud hav noked mee ober wif a fevver! She laiks ebreewun!!
Oh Janet, ai have a sister whose liek taht, adn her name is Judy too! (Ai meen “Judy”, nawt “Judy too”.
)
Adn ai have a hyooj familee too, butt ai can’t sai we awl always get along. Butt it’s nebber boring!
LOl! No – boring it iz nawt! An tehn – ai hav lotz of jerman relatives, too! An ai know moast ov tehm. Mai dad wuz borned tehre. But he came heer – wif mai gran[aruts, ov corse, wehn he wuz awnlee six munthz awld.
soree about teh odder-than-usual Tai Ping!
Ai haz a borked finger in a splint awn mai rite hand!
Owee owee owee! Wot did yoo do to ur finger?!?
Yesh Janet, has u been inna fite? An if so – did u win?
well, ov corse yoo can find room! Itz teh pokkets tehoree! Awl fuds haz a pokket. So – yur green been pokket mite bee full, but your lemming mereange pokket iz still kwite MTee!
??? That iz spozed to bee up wif teh tee partee!.
Ai just hoep ai hasnt runed it!! Ai NEED awl mai fingurs!
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But teh finger! Ai slammed it in teh skreen dore tree weeks ago. Ai showed it to a doctor, hoo sed it wuz NAWT borked – but wud bee awl swelled u[ fur about three weeks.
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So – teh weeks were up – an no chanj an it hurt eben moar – so yesterday ai wented to teh klinik – where tehy xrayed it – and . . .*sniff* it iz borked AND dislokyted!!
Ai hav a pointmint wif an orth. . .urtho. . bone doktor awn Thorsday – urlest tehy cud see me!
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did u tell teh stoopy Dr. hoo tolled u it wasn’t borked??
maybe he shud pik up some of teh bills!
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I’m shure they will ficks u up gud Janet.. u’ll be okays! I just knows it! But it will prolly take u longer to heel, because of teh missed diag noses.
oh – sawree to heer Janet!
an stoopyd doktor dat diddent send u to x-ray at wonce…
we keep aor fingerz crossed – so u doent hab to!
Thanks! Ai saw teh xray!!
an teh boens dint lion up!!!
*shudder*
I guess U can call that teh scream door from now on!
oh noes.. its not a lion!!
get in teh ambulanse!!
I iz wasting awai
Moast uv teh kittehz Ai noe wud juss goe neckst dore an meow pityusslee dat dey wuz pore niglektid kittehz….
Dat’s wat happen wif us, annipuss. Aifinks we feeds every outside kitteh fur miles around!!
Dere iz wun hoo libs neer me, an sebbrul peepl haz towld me dat dey gib him fud! Hims hoomanz wunderd wye him waz gettin so hebbee!
Owr kittehz duzzint go owt, so dey kint do dis purrzaktlee. Insted, teh cry to meh dat Momcat hazzint feeded dem sinse Octember. Or if ai feedz dem befoar Momcat iz up, dey goez to complayn to hur dat ai hazzint feeded dem sinse Octember.
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Poor starvin (huge) little fings!
Ai stayed wiv Puddy_tat wen him had 2 kittehs, dey got fed b4 him went 2 werk. Wen Ai got up laytur, dey towld me dat him had forgottid dem! Ai seed teh emtee can, soe Ai nowed dey wuz fibbin!
Jus liek kidlets…”but MAWWWWMM,dad diddint gib us ANYFING to eet todai!”
*pay no attenshun to teh emtee fud cans – dey haz bin put ther in an attempt to fuul yew into finkin we haz eeted*
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Nao feed us — we iz teh starving!
but MAAAAAAWWWWM, dad maeded us eat da chokolit caek!1!
Wivvuring….
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Ai…
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iz…
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wivvuring…
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*wivvurs befoar yer eyez*
Must…..reach…..halp…..*klunk*
……..tew week tew moove………*gasp*
plz to has fud? gushifuds? served on silver plater?
yes beggrs CAN be chewzers when teh beggr iz kitteh.
mus…hav…gushifud…..sew….hongry……gasp……sob……haz…pittee…..awn….mee……pleez…kind…hooman……….LIVER??!!?? PLEH!!!! Ai wan toona an ai wan it naow!
Plz I can has gushifuds…..
SPLORT
Oh noes! De CCC no comes & now de starvin ketteh is havin’ some brains to eet!! Quik — sweeps up the rest and puts dem back in the hed….
Oh no, i fur got to washes them. Dumps dem back out (sorree Kittel Kat Celia).. washes dem in bubblee waters, puts back in da head. Puts on da head bone (is I doin; it right??) Nohaz duckee tape — will use Scotch tape (yum)
Okay — what else i need to doooo….
u need teh CHRG tew keeps brayns in playce. *chicken head rubber glove*
OH yesh — now i remembers… OK — puts the CHRG on Celia’s head to holdeez the bwains in …
U Ok der Celia? Is eny of da Scotch from da tape seepin into ur brainz?
an she be needing a floofeh blankie – and den sum hot drinkies an annis famous chocklit possums…
Oh deer — I not member all of dat… Otay, Celia heerz you go…
A floofeh blankee — calico colored… mostly blackee and browns, very purty
A nice hotee toddee to drink
and a hole bowl of cocolick possums …
Aw bedder now?
Ai fink u did a purrrrrrrrrrrrrfecc joab!
it nawt be easy tu remebur awl ob eet da nawt-secund thyme!
*Hands Elsa a kup ob hot tea wif koniak an playt ob choclit trawffels*
cheers!
tanks and jeeps!! I wuv hot tea an da koniak is a bonus!! I nomed almost all da trawffels .. i saveded sum in case enyone else wud likee one … eeny bodee wnat wun o mii trufflees???
*pokes tuxedo head out from blankee* I be bedder nao.
If I can findz a kitteh mousey toy to play wif.
*brings Kitteh_Kat_Celia a mousey toi filled wif catNIP*
Heer yoo go!1 EnJoi!
Tank You, Jan…
CatNIP!? *Dives on teh mousey*
Wat reelly be goan on inda kittehs braynz…
*hmm – aim reelly sow stuffed da ai reelly kannot be moobing…*
*butt (heehee) if ai be luuking reelly reelly starvayshunning – kloas tu def akshully – mebbeh ai kan be getting dat eggstra toona inda otter kan?*
*aifinkso… yesh…*
Sumbudy gif dis kitteh an Oskar
Why heem want to eet Oskar? Oskar da Grouchee? Or an Oskar fishee — dey gets reely big!
LOlscar, mebbe?
oskar mayr? dus teh kitteh lyk ballownee or hotdog? hmm…not hotdog…goggies eet hotdogs.
meebee wun ub does hot dogs wif cheezee in the middle??? Bof kittehs an goggies cud eet does …
An pplz, aifinkso.
Ohai ebbereewun – Ai is BAK!!! Wot yu meen “Ai diddunt kno yu wus gorn”?! Ai hassunt been *gorn* eggzakly, but Ai has depryvd (or is taht “deprayvd?!”) ov teh innerwebf for TEN HOEL DAZE!!!!
Mai lappy toppy gawt awl cloggd up wiv kitteh furs an toest crumms an had to be sent to Hed Offis in Brissole to get fiksed. Nawt *fiksed* lyk teh kittehs, juss, yu kno, fiksed an maed bedderer.
Teh IT Halp Geek kittehs mendedededed it an sent it bak to me LARST FRYDEGG,by curryer, but Ai fink teh curryer mustav maed teh lappy toppy get owt an walk cos it tuk til toodai teh get awl ob 60 myls to mai haus!
But it is hoem nao an Ai is BAK!
Walkum bak, ambercat! {{{{{{ambercat}}}}}}
Ambercat!! Ai wuz just wundering todai where yoo bin! Gud to see yoo!!
Walkum bakk, Ambercat u haz been missded
{{{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}}
So grate to hav yoo bak! SJ told uz waht had happened!
But – it gotted clogged up wif teh kitteh hares????????
*runs to find cover fur hur pewter*
Ai pulled a fritening amownt uv floof outta teh keeboard ai uses fur online bideo gaems (on PS2). Ai neber noed dat a keeboard kud hold dat much floof wiffowt it bein bery apparent.
YAYYYYYYYYY Ambercat!!!!! Ai has missed u! How is ur sno? An ur lappytawp? An ur Amber? An stuff? Huh?
Inkwirin minds…werl, u knows teh rest.
R sno is commin an goin -Wen is dryvin daon teh bizzy rode, at Lots Myls Anow, an donut rilly wont teh sno, tehre is lotsanlotsanlots ob it commin strate at me! But juss wen Ai fink Ai can go owt an plai innit, it awl gose agin! An NUN ob mai skools can has a sno dai!
Amber is key pin her legs crorsed so she dussunt has to go owt innit; teh lappytoppy is bak up to speed but still has teh stikky kees an teh randum jumpin arond teh paij; an Ai has teh pormoeshun innervyu awn Frydegg!
Yesh we did notise u were MIA!
Glad to see u back all fixted up!
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ten days wiffout ICHC….
*shudder*
Is BERY gud to see yu again, Ambercat!!!!!
And yur bicycle, too.
Ai sykulled in teh sno! It wus fun, but a bit wobblee!
Gud for yu! Sum peeps in teh snow lands eben puts snow tires on there bikes for teh winner munfs.
dear cheezfrenz…
my heart is breaking…
tomorrow my best friend, my wonderful bearded collie boy totte, will be going to the rainbow bridge…
please keep the two of us in your prayers / thoughts…
oh noes! i haz a sad for u! i will keep u bofs in mai prayers fur shur!
{{{{{mumrik}}}} Oh, that is so hard. I’m sorry mumrik. There’s just no words. Sending love and prayers.
{{{{{{{{{mumrik & totte}}}}}}}}}}} O ai am so sad for u and ai am habbing a sad tew for u. ai pray to CC tew halp u and ur behbeh collie boi. {{{{{mumrik & totte}}}}}
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Oh mumrik, yoo’ve cum to the rite plaec. A lot of us carry owr hart kittehs n goggees n odder pets in owr harts.
Yoo are doing a very loving thing for your beloved Totte. I’m holding you both in the light.
DK
Oh mumrik, ai’m so sorry to heer dat. Ai remembers talkin wiv u abowt ur goggie menny menny munfs ago. Big hugs to you and totte, he will be waitin for u in teh Princess Mu meadow ober teh rainbow brij. Janet duz dis much better dan me so ai nawt say enny more but ai’m finkin ob u. {{{{mumrik}}}}
Oh mumrik!
Mai hart iz braking for yoo!
Ai will bee surrounding yoo wif awl teh beems ov luv ai can send.
An – don’t werree. He will bee fein.
Erik teh Nightwatchman will look after him fur yoo, too.
An if yoo laik, ai will go wif yoo to teh Princess Mu Meadow whenebber yoo want to – an he can play wif mai goggee Cleo.
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But . . .ai know yoo will miss him sumthing feerce! {{{{mumrik}}}}
so sorry to hear that mumrik.
we will all be thinking of u and totte.
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ooooh mumrik…Ai has mist yu, and naow tu heer dis, Ai haz a hyooge sad. Ai been finkin abowt yu, tu, and wunderin…naow Ai noe. {{{{{Mumrik}}}}}
sew sawree abowt yur goggie! *pets Mumrik’s hed gentlee and gibs bisi blankee fur comfurts*
{{{{{mumrik&totte}}}}}
Sending you love and prayers.
Totte will have an easy passing, and be free of suffering.
At the bridge, totte will wait for you, and welcome you with love when it’s your turn.
The collie/shepherd mix I had as a child, now gone over 30 years, came to me in the Dreaming last year, and the reunion was joyful. You and totte will have joyful reunion, too.
Oh Mumrik, taht is berry sad – Ai will arsk teh Nite Wotch Man to luk owt fur Totte. Can Ai tell teh Cheezfrenz?
yes, please do – i need all the prayers and thoughts i can have from my friends right now, because this is the hardest decision i’ve had to make…
totte has been my best friend for over 12 years, and he saved my life, “just” by coming into it…
we’ve been through so much together, and the love we’ve shared is a love i didn’t think i was capable of feeling and receiving…
i can tell he’s tired – he’s lying on the floor next to where i’m sitting, and he’s sleeping – but i don’t think he’s in any pain…
the veterinary assistant i spoke to said that it sounded like he might have had a mild stroke…
my baby…
*grabs hold of the bisi blankee and cries*
i will do what i have to do for him tomorrow, because he’s always been there for me, never more than a step away from my side.
he’s given me so much joy and Love, and i hope he knows that he is and always has been loved.
He knows! Ov corse he knows! And to do teh hardest thing in teh whirrled for him awlso shows just hao much yoo luv him.
{{{{{{mumrik}}}}} It duz help if teh vet lets you hold him and love him thro teh whole process. They lt me hold my kitteh when it was his turn to go, and I could feel that my kitteh was releeved to let go ov his body. It borked my hart, and I eben skreemed in greef wunse I got bakk to my empty house after. I hopes, if yu don’t have a friend to be wif you tomorrow, you have a private playse where yu can cry and do whatebber you have to do for yourself.
You have love coming to our from here.
{{{{{mumrik & totte}}}}}
He knows. He definitely knows.
*sending warm comforting thoughts your way*
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*goes to attend to now-leaky eyes*
he does know, he does.
and the gift that he’s given u is just reflecting back the love you’ve given to him.
it may not seem like it now but the capacity to love like this is a GOOD thing, and you will be able to again, when you’re ready.
{{{{{{mumrik}}}}}}
Totte, thank you for being such a good boi for Mumrik. Mumrik, he knows your love. It shows in his eyes whenever he looks at you. You continue to be the best mom he has ever known.
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Oh, Mumrik! {{Mumrik and Totte teh loyal frend}}
We gathers arownd yoo and holds yor paw. Is a hard thing, but we duz whut we must for owr luvved wuns. To luv and cherish them always, to do everything we kan for them in their lyfe, to help them gently take their leave when itz tyme. We sends warm healing thots to yoo and yor beluvved frend.
We sends a welkuming committee to teh brij to meet Totte ther. I sends ahead a basket uv Totte’s fayvrit things for teh welkuming partay. Yor goggie will be surrownded by luv. And so ar yoo.
We’re in yor Internets, trying to help hold together teh pieces uv yor broken hart.
{{{{Mumrik}}}} {{{{{{{Totte}}}}}}
{{{{{{mumrik}}}}}} Hao ai wish ai cud bee there wif yoo rite nao!!
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Heer! Ai am putting mai arm around yur sholders – an yoo can just crai an crai! ai’ve just got a swet shurt awn, so it duzznt madder if it getz wet!
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Ai went throo this wif mai Florian. ai thot ai wuz going to dye!
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He will always be in your Heart. Memories last forever and will be a source of great comfort for you in the days to come.
Go well, Totte. The Night Watchman will show you the way.
{{{Mumrik}}}
I has been dere too.
Wii will be wif u an Totte.
I has a very sorry. Wuv for u and Totte.
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Dis is berry sad, but yu be doin teh luvvin fing for yur Totte.
Oh mumrik. My eyes are leaky. {{{{{mumrik & totte}}}}} Ai haz da sad 4 u and ur bebeh. Da Princess Mu meadow is da bestest plais for alla petz.
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Hello?
psst! bananannafone! Maus is a BOI!
Thanks 4.5….I adjusted gift bag accordingly!!!
ifinkso all teh stuff bananfone gives is mostlee the yoonisexks stuffs.
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cept maybe teh Mister E Date game…
YOU WIN!!! Thank you for being the first one to answer bananafone on this lol!! *gets out gift bag* Today you have won a fabulous prize package containing a portable record player with 2 records–Traffic and Ten Years After, a pair of bell bottoms with flowers embroidered on them, a pair of Beatle boots, a leather headband, a pogo stick, a bottle of cheap Sangria with some drippy candles you can put on top of the bottle to make a pretty decoration for your room, a poster of Janis Joplin and a can of spaghettios. Enjoy your fabulous prizes today, and thank you for answering bananfone!!!
Fanks! Pascettios… yum! Teh brekfust of champeens, aifinkso!
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*Aside*
I still have a vinyl copy of Traffic’s “John Barleycorn Must Die”…
Those were the days, huh? Rock on Mause!! 8)
Yes indeed… Speaking of Yes, I was digging through the attic recently and found all of my old Roger Dean posters…
Now you’re ready to decorate!! With Mrs. Maus permission of course!
I loved those drippy candles, it’s almost impossible to find the Sangria bottles with the basket bottom anymore..sigh
I sees tehm sometimes in teh grosery store… u know teh bottlols bin sittin there forever!
I saw Traffik in consert when John Barleycorn wuz released.
It wuz a fantastik consert…nd the fantastikalness had nuffin, i repeets, *nuffin* to do wif ennyfing that may haff been ingested aforehand.
ohai blonde in bloo!!
we knows that sometimes.. in teh interest of teh mission.. u has to immerse urself into teh roll.
Yes….yes…teh impawtense ov teh mishun overcomes enny purrsonal skrewpulls…
Pass teh Boone’s Farm, okay?
*rummages*
U want teh Stromberry Hill, or teh Applol Blossum?
O, heck, teh strawberry hill, aifinkso.
How about the Mateus Rose? Waaaay upscale from BF, aifinkso…
But then, the reason I started drinking Scotch was, back in *CoughCoughHighSchoolCoughCough* the day, nobody wanted some of your stuff. THEY were all drinking Boones Farm or Southern Comfort…
I had forgotten about Mateus…out ov my leegue in dose daze.
But when I cleened an old closet at my parents, I found an old “psychedelik, man” Jefferson Airplane poster, and a copy ov Desiderata.
Maus! thank yew for running threw the courtrum!
de lolyers settled the case and ai got to come back to work!
oh wait….
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not sure which is better
Does it Glow In The Dark? Or at least after you has some swimmer’s nip?
Yer welcum, Gamma. We has been having a 70′s kinda pic, so Streaking seemed appropriate…
Yu don’t eben need teh black light….
I can’t resist:
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The Deteriorata
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You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
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Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss – and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Chew make dat up, Maus? tell da truf.
troo story:when i was a
senyur in HS, i (briefly) dated a guy who was in college .
I think he must have thot i was stoopy;
he had a hand made poster (not too badly done) on
his wall that had Desiderata onnit &
he swore he wrote it hismself (well, maybe he wielded the marksalot). Hence, the “dated briefly”. I knew that it was really written by aliens resembling cats adn distributed by flying saucer in Nazca Peru.
I must confess: National Lampoon magazine. Who inspired Amimal House ands Saturday Night Live and… well, you get the idear…
Ai saw sum reelee “fantastik” comserts too!!
Ai saw Janiz Joplin – hoo wuz GRATE – an wehn it wuz dun, tehy were gonna doo it again an taype teh hole thing fur TV – an invited uz awl to just stay!
So – ov corse we did!
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An ai dont know hao she did it – becuz she wuz hitting teh JD bottlol prittee hevilee! But teh sekond taim wuz grate, too!!
Wow! That’s a grate memory!
“yeah take it!
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby. (break a..)
Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah,”
Ooooh! Coulds yu email it to me? I love those kind ov storees.
ive gawt this feeling iz sew appealing dat we shud get tewgether and sing SING!
i did! i hav herd it b4 but ai fink ai herd it and it wuz won uv dos scary fings dat screem at u so ai didn’t lissen to all teh song. ai downt want to screem at werk. ha!
Please put a can of gushy food in the kitten’s little white mittens.
Lying kitteh is…lying.
Ohai, folks!
Jes wanted to let y’all kno dat I’m hoam, safe an sownd.
Wii has a gud 3″ of snow onna grownd, if nawt moar. Iz berry windee an teh snow has trifted akross teh rodes. Nawt fun!
Dad drove mahm to werk dis moarnin, so I meeted dem at mahm’s werk dis afternoon an roded hoam wif dem. I coulda drove myself, but glad I nawt had to.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} Ai glad u ar saef and at hoem! KY gawt hit bad! Wii see pikshurs ov it in KC and, o mai, wii just shawked!
Be saef and warm!
Glad to heer yew iz hoam saef, rhsb! Ai keeps finkin uv yew wen dey talks about Kentucky & awl teh elektrisitee problems … den ai remind mahself dat yew haz teh lektrix or yew wuddint be able to play wif us ebbree day.
NS – Wii losted lektriks awn Fryday afturnoon, but it camed bak late Sundae afturnoon. Onlee 2 dayz, but NAWT fun!
My grandfather losted lektriks awn Toosday an nawt gotted it bak until Sundae, so it cudda been lawts worse.
Dere is still peeplols wifowt lektriks. Wii has seen lektrik truks from uthur states dat has come in to halp us. Wii is berry grateful!
Dramatik kitteh iz dramatik.
drama kitteh milkz it fur awl itz werth!
…gimmee gushifuds…..*pants* ai nawt gonna maek it! GUSHIFUDS! Wait! Maek it peeple toona!
ai knoes just how u feelz kittah.
I do same fing evry day at werk.
EPIC WIN!
cats r greedy but my cat is tuff coz he killed a fox once but he had red skin the nxt day coz i smaked him
that is sooo ,my cat’s philosophy on life!
What an all round well written piece
kitty want cheezbugurz for diner “lif”