ANGER is but one letter short of DANGER
no wurriez. i can sense danger.
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Ai aer berry cross
Iffn u loozed ur tempur, wud u wanna fyned it agane?
…nawt tu menshun, “POINTII”.
Can yew spell RUN?
eef u doant – u may hab to spell URN instedd…
Gud wun!
Annipuss, how beez the sichuashunz in Lundun today?
Does U has enuff supplies and stuffz?
Thx! Ai haz enuff fud an mai naybur iz willin to get ennifing Ai need, bless hur!
It has meltid a bit 2dai, an Ai am goin 2 trie to cleer teh paff 2 teh dore wile teh sno is sawft. It wull freeze 2nite, soe Ai wnna maek teh paff saef fur mai naybuy! Teh futpaffs in dis rode are berry danjeruss, soe Ai wull nawt be goin owt ywt!.
Iz weerded. U haz sno in TTI, nad wii nawt haz sno up North in Skawtland!
Does Skawtland usually get a lot of snow?
Wii shood get moar, wii iz aon saym sort ob latychewd az Kanadaland.
We heer in Meeshigan (teh south, ov corse) ar awh teh sayme latchewd
as ROAM! Waht iz rong wif this pikchoor!!?
gulfstream. google it.
Ruh Roh, paws4thot, accordin to teh wevver forecast heer – IT’S COMING UR WAY!!!! Run, hide, or at leest make shoor you has plenty ob choklit an whisky in teh hows. Is kwite melty heer now. Standing by for floods an sheet ice in teh mornin!
how wuz deh dinner wid deh nayborz
martoonie?
He, he – ai mannijed to get to teh shops dis mornin so we did nawt has to eet teh naybors. Wuz a close run fing, tho! We ran out ob choklit last nite, and fings wuz gettin bery scary for a while. Mr Martoonie wuz lukkin nawt unlike this kitteh, in fact. He requires regyoolar helpings ob choklit – it is relevant to his intrests.
Ohai martoonie!
Do yoo recognize this??
“Butt, free owt ob free kittehs bleev in teh can opener.”
Ha, ai duz remember dat, from teh lawng distunt past…
Wuz teh lol wiv 2 owt ob free kittehs bleev in Ceiling Cat?
Oh I iz glad that Uz is well fed and happeh
an has choclits!
Iz okai; ah libz neerlee neckst door 2 teh soopurmarkit!
Ai lib a miel frum teh neerest wun an dere is a kwarter miel 2 teh bus – iffn teh bussis aer runnin!
Awww annipuss! Taht iz nawt gud! Purrhaps yoo need a biggur freezer??
Ai aer spozed 2 eet lossa fresh froot an salads – dey doan’t freeze berry well! Wen dere iz no sno, Ai walk to teh soopermarkit fur eggsersize. Ai get teh bus hoam tho – iz uphill!
boff waiz?
jokes aside eating of deh fresh froots and veggies
is gud and so is deh eggsercize,
I hopez life returns to normlol fur Uz soon
{{{annipuss}}} I iz glad that U iz doing well
take care k…
Ai was berry caerful an haz cleered a wai – took me haff an ower,but Ai needid sum eggsirsize!
shoveling snoz is gud eggsercise
dis Saturday, Iz had to get my car out from
under tons of snoz and ice
ohai, two_kittehs!
Haz you had to go down enny tricksy, snowy stairs lately?
yesh wid a blonde in a red cowboy hat
but how does U knoz bout it?
I muss be syykikk!
You luks teh fantastik in red, yu noes.
I hoe you gibbed teh pixshoor to yur hubsand.
why fanks booklion!
I hasn’t yet showed him deh pics
will dis ebening!
r we gonna see dem?
*has a hopeful*
Disapproving Cat disapproves… of YOU!
U haz displeased deh cat. whoa is u.
And we means whoa! Whutever yoo is doing, stawp it nao!
nao – u do wat I wants – an I wants burger nao!
meedyum rare. wif cheez. adn no unyunz.
gawd halp yew if i find unyunz!!!
du u feel lukky??
I wuz feeling Lukky in deh Nawty Barn tuther day. But dont tell rhsb.
* snerk *
U iz bad !!
I was wondrin hoo wud take that bate!
*Scampers in*
*Takes the bait*
*Scampers out*
*sets a trap wif skotch for teh next Maus visit*
Snap!!!
Skawtch trap nawt guid idee ib ah iz heer!
oooo Janet will be berry happy to see you got cot!
*pokes fingers, erm, tendrils into twap to tickul paws4thot’s whiskeys, erm whiskerz*
ooh so is I!
a genu-wine real Scots, cotted with the skotch!
now… wot to do wif him….?
LOl! Ai dont know!! We nebber cawted wun befoar!
Gib hims moar skotch!
(Duz I dare ask about teh kilts?)
Ebreething – if ai may speek fur paws4thot, becuz he haz sed this befoar – ebreething we haz hurd – is TROO!!
So – maybe insted ov Mongolia, we shud got to teh Skawttish Land??
Awl ah sez iz daht ebreething under teh kilt iz in guid wurkin order!!
Butt… butt… wai?!?
Yesh!!!! Let’s go to teh Skottish land! Teh Scots seem to age well.. mbebbe the well-aged whisky haz sumfing to do wif it?
TO P4T! Well, yes – it iz troo! Yoo DID say taht too!
Shood ah menchon teh nawtee barn?
Yoo – hoo wuz reddi to haz teh marriaj wif. . wuzzit gremlin an SJ – ar asking ab9ut the nawtee barn!???
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Ai haz a memree laik a steel (oar skotch!) trap!!
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Besieds, teh Nawtee Barn haz gotten a bad rap! Itz awl just innoscent merremintz that goes awn there.
Oh – sorree abawt teh Tai Ping! Ai haz a borked finger an it iz in a sploint! Ai am hunting an pecking, as itwere, wif mai rite hand. Left hand iz OK.
sew u REALLY ment to type, ‘almost’ innosent, rite? rite??
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or ‘mostlee’?
or ‘neerly’??
“moastlee innoscent” werks fur mee!
ah!.. u play teh vicktim well, p4t!
Da earlee bird gits da worm butt da secon maus gits da cheeze!
*sets liev trap wif yummy bayts*
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*whispurrs* If a maus goes in tew get da baytes, da maus wall beh teh trapped inside, butt (hehehe) nawt harmed. Lets watch and sea whut happins
ohai. I tried to do that too, wif skotch, but I finkso WP eeted it.
Or do u see my post rite above urs?
neber mind
*Scampers into BDM’s pantry*
*Leaves a “deposit”*
*Scampers out*
*BDM’s pantree has been cleened wif anti-deposit polish. Dis maekes da deposit attach tew da depositor, onna toppa da head, and has antee-tampering forsefeeld, sew eet cannawt be remoobed from da depositor’s hed fur 24 owrs*
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Ohai Maus! Nys hat !
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*snerk*
*Models hat in the mirror*
It IS nice. And it doesn’t make by butt look big, either…
*giglols* Noes, nawt maek yr butt luk beeg…
Uh,Maus…..
Did u meen deposit as in monies,
Or deposit as in “little black pellets”…
lick-o-rish jelly bellies!
do nawt want…
neber minded
Weerdpretzl nawy eet teh skawtch trap; ah getz katchded, and drinkz teh skawtch tho.
Attitudes are contagious… catch mine and it will hurt you.
ROUS’s, I don’t beleef dey exist
PB ref! FTW
stern cat is stern…
“Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? It is the sound of…inevitability.”
Teh Matrix ref…..FTW!
“Silence! I keel u!”
FTW!
Ohai,L_H !!
How iz u copin wif teh wethers??
not tew bad fank yew. not so snowy in London todai. its silly how we cant cope wif under 10 inch of snow! the city just stopped!
hows things wif ewe?
We iz used to teh snows heer in Meeshigun…dere iz still lots awn teh grownd!
I unnerstand dat u guys onlee get this kind uv snow every 15-20 yeers,so it makes sense dat there iz nawt teh equipment to deel wif it.Kinda liek wen teh southern states get snow.
we gets teh bad rap in teh south!
ackshully, it’s not teh snow, its teh ice.
we gets more ice than snow, esp teh BC ice.
yeh todai is mostly ice. do not want! no fun slippy-slidin down teh street!
we had ice in OK. it gibs meh a scared.
Ice is the scaree eben in Minnesnowta
Nawt intendin dat as criticism,mai luvly Leeza….
Ai knows it is jus nawt as practical to hab teh snow & ice eqwipment in teh souf .
….and its nawt liek peeps up heer deel wif it any bedder,eben tho they’ve lived heer dere WHOLE LIVES!
I knows.. thats why I has teh winky smile!
Wun yeer Tampa had teh icee rodes sew tehy hadz 2 cloes teh Innerstaet. Teh picshurs awn TB ov teh dezerted I75 wuz bery eeriee.
Teh ice be nuthin to mess wif,for shur!
Teh picturs up heer are usually uv cars in teh ditch/median(or smashed).
Saym heer; awr jst ob teh cars trai ing 2 win icee skaytin kontestz! Wif spins an slyds, an sum loops and axles.
Tiz troo that eis iz verree danjerous, but teh problim iz moast peepl dont knwo waht to do when the car starts sliding a bit – so tehy do teh nachural, but RONG thins – an tehn. . .off to teh ditch they go!
mai G-MA libs in Tampa area. St Pete akshully. I luvs FL. Dew yew lyks it dere? adn EWW fur teh ice in Tampa. Das nawt ryte!
Ohai Babs! Ai iz in Dunedin, abowt 25 mails Norf ov St. Pete. Libed n St. Pete wehn Ai wuz a kidlet. Aiz a 4f generashun Floridian, nd Ai lubs it heer. Tampa wuz teh crazee dis past weekweek wif teh Bowl ov Souper dere. U shuld lemme noe nex taim ur going 2 b heer…..wii can has a cheezmeet!
yeh
i cant complayn tu mush abowt teh way everyfink closed – ment i had no work/uni so playd in teh snow all day
** sigh **
Oh,the days uv yore,wen we used to build snow forts….
An maek sno angels!
An skaet on teh creek!
An jump in the ditches awn teh way to skool an be ober ar heds in sno!
An struggle fru 2 feets of snoe as we run down teh laneway becuz we’re laet for skool!
LH, ETC, JCH5K nd 4.5K, u awl r speeking a langwij taht iz furin 2 mii. *Luks fru windoe at prittee flowerz nd green grass nd trawpicul plantz, tehn runz away wif a kwikness*
*shakes jealus fist at Catsablanca*
Shredded nekid pink munkeh in 3…2…
Ai rezemblol dis kitteh when eet kums tew mah stoo dent teechin koordi naytor…
Has U got Ur assignment yet?
NOES! Heer beh mah rant frum lass nyt…
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/02/funny-pictures-embarassment/#comment-582383
What yu meen, dere is no moar gushfuds
Why the scary face?-my baby cousins now crying!!!!
I rezemblded dis kitteh yestidday when mai LOUD offise naybur got loudr dan usuawl, and den I got cheweded out fer askin her 2 be nawt so LOUD. FEH!!!
tahts wen u unlooses teh pointy ends!
Wat a pritty abatar u haz, sew beyewtiful!
An nawt reeli noz U, but ah haz 2 sez U haz teh moast beeyouteefool abitar ah haz seed in sum whyl.
Nawt onlee ur abatar, butt (hee hee) ur naem iz awlso byootiful. Ai glanst at ur websait nd swa ur kittehs…..Ai will has 2 luk at it furver l8r.
Ohai, guies!
Iz snowin in KY. Wii has whyte owt rite now.
I may be stuk in Frankfort tonite.
it snowed heer in OK but iz gone nao! so i haz a happee. iz nawt mayd fer wynter. winter PLEH!
oh noes, is it normal for KY to get so much snow?
ai wuz wundring taht tew. Ai hoap u doan haz annemoar elektrik problems {{{rhsb}}}
Nawt fun, rhsb! I wuz stuked in Frankfort in snostrm menny yrs ago. Was teh pleh. We gotz de last motel room in teh town! I hopez u duzzn get stuk dere.
I has seen dis look alreddy dis moarnin.
Awn my boss.
Wii iz gonna get chewed owt tomorrow.
oh noes! not sound good. hoep it turns out ok
me tew!
praktise wif meh naow….
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Ai dint dew it
Ai doan kno whoo deed it
Ai wuzzent eben dere wen sumwun deed it
Tahts mai storee an ahm stikkin tew it
An u cahnt proove odderwize!
Ohai GRRK!!! (Grumpy Red Riding Kitteh)
Ohai tew u!! ai luff mai abatar kitteh grumpy liddlol faice, it tikkles meh, hee hee hee! hay, kwit taht!
Yer abatar beh wunna da bestest and funneeest
Ai ‘gree! GRKK makes mee smilol ebery taime!!!
Ohai BDM!!! O, an ai hoap yur pleh “stoo dent teechin koordi naytor” stops bein teh stoopy!
Noes, him haz nawt…. ai gabe teh linkee fur mah rant frum last nyt up da fred.
…butt (hehehe) fangs fur the kind wishes.
Dis kitteh bee habbin teh bad Cattitude I finkso
Dis bee teh luuk mai ‘rents uze tew gib dureeng teh “ahm nawt angree, jus bery bery disappoynted wif u” tawk! EEP! Teh gilt! It wuzzent meh, ai sware!
dis b the luk my big kitteh giv me wen i bring hom da babeh kitteh
mai poyntee enz, let me show u
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WOW! Tanks, bananananfone!
Tab! Mai faborite drink in ohaiskuul! Aniwun wan sum?
Ani yunger wuns owt der hoo wud liek too hab the MD board game an Tiger Beat? Ai was in collej den, sew doesnt has teh memorees fir me.
Ai had the macrame belt an teh poncho an teh love beeds, tho! An Dippity Doo in middle skuul! What memories (septin mos ob mai collej yeers).
Yoor imbisible prezzies ar ful ob win an awhsum, banananafone!
An we still HAS a Big Boy in ar town! tho teh “bob” seems to hav disapeered.
Tab wuz mai faborit drink til tehy tuk owt teh canser-cauzing cyclamaets inna erly sebenties. Taested pleh aftur taht.
Werk Update: Insted of waitin until tomorrow, teh boss chewed us owt erlyur today.
Wii haddit comin, but iz still nawt fun.
**crawls unner bed, curls up, puttin tayle arown to cubber fayse**
i has a sowree. iz no fun when dat happenz.
*pats rhsb on shoulder*
It be ok.
is still snowing in frankfort? i b in lexington and is snowing still. letting da kiddiz out an hour early
Yesh, iz still snowin. I stayin putted at werk foar now. Mebbe try to go hoam laytur, wen they has had chanse to cleen teh rodes.
oooh, rhsb, so sawree you gotz chewed upon. Keep yore hed down and yore powder dri, k?
Dus yu needs a YNG tu puts some lotion awn teh chewed upon bits? Aim sure dere wull bee many bolunteers!!!
Ooohh…dat mite be nyse. (U kno wut parts got chewded, rite?)
Lucky shud be bak from vakayshun by now. I’ll go ask him foar massadj.
Alsew aks himz 2 breeng u sum hawt choklit nd smores. {{{{{{RHSB}}}}}}
My glarez. U feelz it.
Awlso, teh missing letur starrts teh word DETH.
Awlso, teh missing letur starrts teh wurd DETH.
Hahaha XD That is nice XD HAHAHA
wow daht is so tru wif mah newst membr ov our kitteh fam- hith name ith “Gregory”
we calls him “Angory” lol
i do lub this lol
ehem… ai shawl nao singz u a sung i wote maiself.
*licks paw*
“FUR IZ A JOLLY GUD KITTEh FOR IZ A JOLLY GUD KITTEh!!!!”
“ND DA HOOMAN LIKE ME MOAHR DAN DOGGGGGIIIEEEE!!!!”
*out of breath*
eh…he…eh…he…eh…
*finding balance*
Thx all u lolkatz hu lisend 2 daht! I’ll be heeer all niyttte!
*still out of breath* (poor kitteh)
I luv it. its so funny that its mi bckrd (background). mi bro has has thu 1 that says, “if u not know this means i not happy” with thu lil pufferfish as his bckrd. bye yo