*danses ober frum previus thred*
*Joynes teh festiff Conga Lion*
*puts hans awn princessmu s hips*
DA da DA da DAH – KIK
DA da DA da DAH – KIK
DA da DA da DAH – KIK
DA da DA da DAH – KIK Whoooooooo hoooo!!
ai hav had at LEEST 2 kittehs hoo LUV teh corms!!
We cudn’t leeve corn (unhusked) eneware. Tehy wud find it, rip teh husks to shreds, an nom awn teh corn!
Cyoot, reelee! Laik littlo raq
AI Donut get 2 emjoy a glass ob milk and cookiis ne maor. as soon as Ai puts teh glass down AI haz a cat drinkin’ frum teh Glass. at least Ai donut hab 2shair teh cookies wif dem…
my Slytherin Girl
In a Slytherin world…
with her beside me we can take over the world
I luv that song! It is by Draco and the Malfoys.
In case yu does not lissen to Wizard Rock.
LUK!!! LUK waht ai just found!! In teh companion LOL frum abuv!
An Romeow an D.R. ar bof there too!!
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CrazyOldLady
June 17th, 2007 at 4:31 am
Waiter….der’s a bird in mai soop!!
elfinugget
June 17th, 2007 at 4:51 am
kwyit!! Den evrywun wil wunt wun!!
LOLDemon
June 17th, 2007 at 5:51 am
Fly had fambly mattr tu utend tu. I be fillin in fer him tudey.
Teh sole porpoise, as ai see it, iz to be az finny az we can. Sounds shellfish, ai know, but mai mussels ar so sore frum laffing. . .maybe ai shud just clam up. Oar maybe we cud awl just sing “Salmon Janet evening.”
.
Ai think mai werk heer is dun.
Fishies + Kitties – duz nawt tend to end well for teh fishies. Wehn ai wuz liddle, we had goldfish and kitteh hoo lubbed to play wiv dem. Scoopie scoopie out ob teh bowl wif teh paw…flip flip in teh air…pat pat arouwnd teh kitchen floor…ooh luk a fing…kitteh wanders awf…sum tiem layder, screems as sumbuddy steps awn dedded goldfish…Ah, memreez!
Lukkin bak, ai wunders why we had teh fishies an teh kitties at teh same time, but ai’m shoor must hab been gud reason.
wii wuz tinkin dat teh fisheez wuz ewez fool 4 traynin in teh ‘feesh slappin danz’.
dem am smawl sew noebuddee get hertz wyol yew duz yur tray nin.
aifinksew….? yez!!
Ohhohhh Mii Elsa kitteh — she wuved the fishies too. Had a Big Aqua arium, only teeny hole in top for tubees. Elsa she sated on the topp and lookeed in the hole wif one I. Fishies swummed under the hole, she hooked dem up wif amazin quicknesses on her buil in fishie hooks. Den well, den she ated ONLEE da tummies and trew the rest on da flor – agin 4 sumwum to stepee on!! ewww… sumtimes kittehs are grossees
Sawry. Jes woke up frum uh cweenmj scepter induced coma.
Cheez, wen she says time owt, she mean eet.
.
Shurely Leslie Nielsen culd have handled dis wun fur wunce.
YOU WIN!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! For being the first one to answer bananafone, you have won a wonderful prize package!!! *hands gift bag to Janet* You have won an Easy Bake oven, a bag of Granny Goose potato chips, a bottle of cream rinse, a Tiger Beat from 1970 with a Jack Wild poster in it and a transistor radio.
Congratulations Janet!!!
Oh WOW!! Waht a grate gift bag!
.
Ummmm Waht iz a Tiger Beat??? an hoo iz Jack Wild? Waht doo ai doo wif teh “Easy Bake” oven?
Ar teh “GrannyGoose” potato chipz – ar tehy sumthing speshuL? where ar tehy frum?
.
But – ai DOO know hao to use teh creem rinse an teh transistor radio!
Well, they are nostaligic gift bags…Tiger Beat is a teen magazine, Jack Wild was the kid in HR Puffinstuff, and they don’t make Granny Goose potato chips anymore. I can add two more gifts….a velvet choker with a cameo on the front, and a chrocheted poncho. Enjoy your prizes today!
O noze! Tiger Beat wuz a teenybopper fan mag wen ai wuz a kidlet, ur fav hartthrobs feetured in livin culer poasters wich ai had allover mai walls! Jack Wild wuz a aktor (nawt a gud wun) anna singer (nawt a gud wun) whoo wuz sewwwww dreemy! Wen ai wuz twelvity aneehaow!
*digs around in goody closet* Here is a chrocheted poncho for you in lovely colors, burnt orange, avacado green and brown. There is also a hat to match that has pom poms on the top. Be sure to check the next lol, you could be a winner!
Sushi!
♫♫♫ If you knew sushi like I knew sushi… ♫♫♫
*Hands Maus a tray of seard tuna over wilted spinach (soy sauce awna side)* *offurs a bottlol of rice wine*
Conga rats mause!
*conga conga conga*
Fanks Mu! Ahi fer breakfast! Yum!
*danses ober frum previus thred*
*Joynes teh festiff Conga Lion*
*puts hans awn princessmu s hips*
DA da DA da DAH – KIK
DA da DA da DAH – KIK
DA da DA da DAH – KIK
DA da DA da DAH – KIK Whoooooooo hoooo!!
*collects Janet’s shoe from awn top of teh bukcase*
U might wanna watch dose kiks dere, Janet!
*danses sum moar*
DA da DA da DAH – kik
DA da DA da DAH – kik
yoo duzzent sound verticality challenged.
Yiss, Ai thort u sownded taller dan dat, Janet!
bobbin fur fishies!
step rite up an winna prize…..
Ai alwas fayuls at dat gaem. All mah fishies like to hide under da rocks, makes them hard to bob for.
‘Cept the angel fish. But da angerl fish lieks to swim sidewais, so…
Luks laik a fud dish to mee.
I think it’s a bait bucket, ackshooly…
den kitteh will hav baited breff!!!
*heddesk*
AI haz a hongree, so Ai eet.
its the wai of the kitteh…
Sumtiems has a slite vareeyayshun – ai has a hongree, so ai yells mai hed awf until sumbuddy shows up wiv opposubul fumbs and a tin opener.
MAI KITTEHS KNO THAT VARYATION! oops caps lock…
watur! may i has sum corms wiff that?
needs vegetables.
GMTA Carosue!
Maybee a naice salad??
how bout a seeweed salad?
goes gud wif teh sushi.
oh exceelint choice Skwirrlgrrl!
ohai Janet!
{{ janet}}
ohai princessmu!
{{{princessmu}}}
I fink kitteh cud skip teh veggies. They like der fishies staight frum teh bowl. I was finkin likka hooman. I fear. Corms, nao. Tehy has mor klass.
ai hav had at LEEST 2 kittehs hoo LUV teh corms!!
Laik littlo raq
We cudn’t leeve corn (unhusked) eneware. Tehy wud find it, rip teh husks to shreds, an nom awn teh corn!
Cyoot, reelee!
- raquoons!!` 99
LOl!! Barney’s being playful an halping mee!
My weezy will eet corm on teh cob if I hold it up for hur!
mai kitteh steals de nacho cheez doritos. can’t seem to keep dem in de houz
AI Donut get 2 emjoy a glass ob milk and cookiis ne maor. as soon as Ai puts teh glass down AI haz a cat drinkin’ frum teh Glass. at least Ai donut hab 2shair teh cookies wif dem…
yet….
hehe! yea, my lucky always steals the water frum my glass. it must taste better if its mine.
Fud always tastes bedder if it is sumbuddy else’s. Has no caloreez, too!
An doo we awl go ahed an drink it eneway???
i dew
A liddle kitteh spit neber hurt ennywun.
Ai can has Krakurs, tew?
* hands SJ76 a nyce box of saltines*
my Slytherin Girl
In a Slytherin world…
with her beside me we can take over the world
I luv that song! It is by Draco and the Malfoys.
In case yu does not lissen to Wizard Rock.
Waitor, deres a fly in mah soop!
SSSHHH!!!!!! den everywun will want wun!
LUK!!! LUK waht ai just found!! In teh companion LOL frum abuv!
An Romeow an D.R. ar bof there too!!
.
CrazyOldLady
June 17th, 2007 at 4:31 am
Waiter….der’s a bird in mai soop!!
elfinugget
June 17th, 2007 at 4:51 am
kwyit!! Den evrywun wil wunt wun!!
LOLDemon
June 17th, 2007 at 5:51 am
Fly had fambly mattr tu utend tu. I be fillin in fer him tudey.
.
A beeg nostalgia – ai haz it!!
heh!
Wuts a fly doing in ur soop??
**looks**
Hmm.. mite bee teh bakstroke!!
Grate abitar idansdansdans!
Gawsh, fanks, mu… I luvs ur nawt too new avatar too.. It shows off ur bootimusnuss….
Nawt fer long. Thos fishies luk hoongree.
ohai lolnascar!
ur noo abatart is teh win!!
.
oh and no chrg for teh fly.
fanks, I maded it mahself
An ohai lolnascar frum mee too!
An ur noo abatart iz troolee teh win! Verree fine use ov teh grafiks!
Me,three!
Onlee 13 more days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv to stay n play, but i’ve gots to werk.
l8r
I gots some cheezburgur crouuutons for da kitteh … but i chargez a fortuna!
if romeow was heer she wood enjoy a friskie game ov puns wiff u, juss fur the halibut
*snkr*
Wut’s teh porpois of dis conbersayshun?
Teh sole porpoise, as ai see it, iz to be az finny az we can. Sounds shellfish, ai know, but mai mussels ar so sore frum laffing. . .maybe ai shud just clam up. Oar maybe we cud awl just sing “Salmon Janet evening.”
.
Ai think mai werk heer is dun.
ooohhh naow yu gots me green arown teh gillz….
Fishies + Kitties – duz nawt tend to end well for teh fishies. Wehn ai wuz liddle, we had goldfish and kitteh hoo lubbed to play wiv dem. Scoopie scoopie out ob teh bowl wif teh paw…flip flip in teh air…pat pat arouwnd teh kitchen floor…ooh luk a fing…kitteh wanders awf…sum tiem layder, screems as sumbuddy steps awn dedded goldfish…Ah, memreez!
Lukkin bak, ai wunders why we had teh fishies an teh kitties at teh same time, but ai’m shoor must hab been gud reason.
Wun wunders, duzn’t wun? Teh verree verree stranj things we did!
Wai did we doo it?? Waht were we thinking?? Oar – Wai weren’t we thinking???
wii wuz tinkin dat teh fisheez wuz ewez fool 4 traynin in teh ‘feesh slappin danz’.
dem am smawl sew noebuddee get hertz wyol yew duz yur tray nin.
aifinksew….? yez!!
Ai think yoo may hav sumthing there! 8)
An. . .since ai FINALLEE saw “Spamalot” (still havn’t scene awn teh MPs) ai akshoolee know waht yoo ar tawking about!!
Ohhohhh Mii Elsa kitteh — she wuved the fishies too. Had a Big Aqua arium, only teeny hole in top for tubees. Elsa she sated on the topp and lookeed in the hole wif one I. Fishies swummed under the hole, she hooked dem up wif amazin quicknesses on her buil in fishie hooks. Den well, den she ated ONLEE da tummies and trew the rest on da flor – agin 4 sumwum to stepee on!! ewww… sumtimes kittehs are grossees
Onlee sumtymes ??
Yea — only sumtimes are grossees .. udder times day can be …
Appee
bwave
cuddlees!
D….
Dorabul
Enerjetick
Floofee
G. . .
grabby
hungry
ill tempurrd
j…
Jumping up awn ebreething
Killing a fyoo unlukee crechurs
Luvinglee schmooing yoo (wif teh sayme sweet littlol mouf taht ate teh creechurs!
M. . .
Misteerious
Naughty
Opinunated
P…
Dramatik
Energetik
Fast!
G…
Ohai! U cawt meh maykin mai fayvoritt meel… and when Ai beez dun, mai breuth wil smeyull liek de ceiling!! Wannaz joyn meh fohr deenerr?
Hai, ken Ai geht sum fryed chyneese noodleez wif mai feesh drop soop?
Kitteh has teh pretty green eyez.
yes hur duz. sweetie pi face tew
Du eny of teh kittehs in eny ub dees piktures belonged to eeny of us cheeze peeps?
sum dew. boff romeow an kk4 can has had lols ov there cats awnna frunt page…I’m shore there are otturs tew.
Cheezpeeps has otturs ????
Leeza !!!!!!!
don’t luk at me!
nightshayde is teh one wif teh babbeh otter….
LUK Heer ar nightshyde’s babbehs!! SOOO cyoot!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3245854
AHHHHHH!!!
** qwickly dukky taypes CHRG to hed and hold on tite**
Soreee!!!
SERIOUS SPLORT WARNING!! CHRG(wdoi) ZONE!!!
ahhhwwww! sew cute!!! grate caption tew!
Ahll haz teh neberending soop, salad an brekstiks speshall waitur. O an hold teh salad an bredstiks, kay?
Dyning at “A Live Garden” ar wee??
a Piergarten?
** yaawwwwwwwwwnnn **
** strettttcchhhhhhhhhhh **
Mornin,everybudde !!
Piergarten *snerk*
ai cahn haz Biergarten insted?
yep! skips off hand in paw tew the biergarten wiff BF743.
i like the hoegarden beer i hoeps dey has it in stawk
soup is side
main dish is…TEH DOG
**staggers in, yawnin**
Gud Moarnin, Cheezypeeps.
Iz gud to know ai beated sumbudde heer dis mornin!!
How iz u todai,mai fren?
Teh floofy Nikita wuz cuddlin unner teh blankie wif me dis weekund…ai tolded her that auntie wuld be jellus!
I’ve got SO much work to do, it’s ridiculous! I’ve gotta work late and on week-ends this month, just to get caught up.
The lektriks finally came bak on Sunday afternoon. Thank CC foar that!
yay! fur elektriks!
Fresh feesh!
raise ur paw n repeet, ” Fish R Friendz- nawt Food “
“I think I’ll kawl yoo lunch.”
sew they wont cawl me late fur dinner
Oar cawl me a taxee
don’t cawl me shirley!
So – just where iz Nativca66????
i expected him tew sho up tew
Sawry. Jes woke up frum uh cweenmj scepter induced coma.
Cheez, wen she says time owt, she mean eet.
.
Shurely Leslie Nielsen culd have handled dis wun fur wunce.
soop’s on!
Okai, Ai haz dat wun and dat wun and dat wun. Tellz chef tu baked dem wif lemming adn tattar saus onna sied plsthx.
sory, but we’z out of the lemming saus.
Mehbe a sied of hamster and skwirrl…..wif a liddlol sooshi and, and, and, o yesh, Maus saussss.
A liddlol dill and sum croutons….
Maus??
Wut abowt meeeeeee?
He’s only teh sauss.
I’m teh mane course!!
*Maus jumps on Leeza, grabs teh mane*
Gittup!! Yee-haw!
Quik leeza ober heer. ai haz teh des guys fur U.
Putz it awn and Nobuddee will nom U.
*halps leeza intu teh black suit wif teh whit stripes down teh bak. *
Uze dis squirtee gun if NE buddee nawt niec tu U.
* Handz leeza teh squirtee gun wif teh nawt niec smelly stufz. *
oooh!
fanks WRr.
*skwirts DK*
now ware is Pepe??
I is reddy to be romansed.
ringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
YOU WIN!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! For being the first one to answer bananafone, you have won a wonderful prize package!!! *hands gift bag to Janet* You have won an Easy Bake oven, a bag of Granny Goose potato chips, a bottle of cream rinse, a Tiger Beat from 1970 with a Jack Wild poster in it and a transistor radio.
Congratulations Janet!!!
Ewww..creem rinse!
Nao ai can’t get that smell-memory owt uv mai noze.
lolz!
Tiger Nawt liek dat U beats him. Him will show U teh pointee endz aifinkso.
*gives West River rat a Farrah poster*
Yay fer Janet! Ai winned a fabuloos bananafone prize pakage yesterdai! Annewun wanna plai Mystery Date an hav sum rice a roni?
Duz teh rice a roni go well wif teh Granny Goose tater chips???
We cud hav a “bananafone” partee!!
*waves hand in air* Ai wanna plays Mystery Date!! Ai hopes ai nawt gets stuck wif the Dud…
Iz nawt teh dud. U winz teh date wif Ur Dadcat!!
Pleh…jes mai luck!!
U winz a dait wif Teh Dreemboat kk4!
*swoons* Wadda dreamboat, wif hims swedder over hims shoulders!!
Oh WOW!! Waht a grate gift bag!
.
Ummmm Waht iz a Tiger Beat??? an hoo iz Jack Wild? Waht doo ai doo wif teh “Easy Bake” oven?
Ar teh “GrannyGoose” potato chipz – ar tehy sumthing speshuL? where ar tehy frum?
.
But – ai DOO know hao to use teh creem rinse an teh transistor radio!
Creme rinse iz an “Ewwwwww” ????? It haz an “”Ewwwww” smell” maybe ai am thinking ov sumthing else????
…. purhapps u wud liek to try our noo Whippy Creem Rinse?
Guaranteed to make ur hare attractive to kittehs and mauses aliek!
Ai iz finkin specifically uv Breck creem rinse…dat smell haz stuck wif me for 30 yrs..yuk !!
Well, they are nostaligic gift bags…Tiger Beat is a teen magazine, Jack Wild was the kid in HR Puffinstuff, and they don’t make Granny Goose potato chips anymore. I can add two more gifts….a velvet choker with a cameo on the front, and a chrocheted poncho. Enjoy your prizes today!
Thanks bananfone!
Ai will enoy tehm verree much!!
Ai haz a rather larj Merikan Kulchoor Gap!
But ai’m shure – nao that ai know waht they ar
O noze! Tiger Beat wuz a teenybopper fan mag wen ai wuz a kidlet, ur fav hartthrobs feetured in livin culer poasters wich ai had allover mai walls! Jack Wild wuz a aktor (nawt a gud wun) anna singer (nawt a gud wun) whoo wuz sewwwww dreemy! Wen ai wuz twelvity aneehaow!
*powts* ai dint git a crocheted poncho!
*digs around in goody closet* Here is a chrocheted poncho for you in lovely colors, burnt orange, avacado green and brown. There is also a hat to match that has pom poms on the top. Be sure to check the next lol, you could be a winner!
Yur clawzit must bee amaizing!
It is indeed!!
Me finks dis kitteh iz cewt!
No, I call it stupidity.
Tht luks lyk mi kitteh!
Having those fish in that bucket is cruel!!!!!!