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THAZ RITE, U DOAN RLY WANTS DATS CHEEZBURGER JUS THROW AWAY IN DIS INCONSPIKUS GABAG CAN
kittehs find a lotta gud fings in teh trash.
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i iz not garbage~!
i want it!
mmmmm
skweeeeeee! watta cutie!
Conga rats Valesa
*danse danse danse*
*joyns conga lyne*
Hoo noo taht Oscar teh Grouch wuz played by Oscar teh Tabby? Liddel-gnown fakts abowt Sesame Street, # elebenty.
Neggst they’ll tell us hoo wuz insyd that Big Bird soot . . .
*chachachachachaCHA*
ohai princess! hao r u?
yowza! lookee! *lawts* ub us cheezpeeps awn ten conga lion…
luks liek teh *sebbin* foar teh thai boat eek! yay valesa foar teh tawp brayde spawt.
Ecologically sownd disposal of leftobbers
Hai! Wee haz a kitteh naymd Q. Ai lubs hims sew mutch.
no doggie bag, eever
…cuz yr restawrant leftover are belong to moi, got dat?
Ai can haz question about “polite” an if iz used heer?
PlzKThx
Eye awayz thot dey waz kitteh bagz ennywayze.
The secrets of R2D2 revealed…
I always thought they used a midget…
U don’t seem very ebil today, EM…
How’s teh inpestashun?
Having a teeny-tiny case of DID, for some reason. Oh, and I used
The Zipposome strong shampoo on Brother the other night. No more cooties for him…Is ur EM side trying to become teh dominant?
Maybe we shud have a sayence, or cast a binding spell?
I still has the hot tub filled wif teh Nare…
Hay Leeza, maybe yoo shud return teh mood ring to mii? Iz kwite, er, rebeeling!
wut do u meen??
*czechs self*
I seem to be veeled!
Didja see Maus’s commint on teh last fred?
Go back to the last pic: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/02/funny-pictures-licks-me-i-dare-ya/#comment-581811
BOOP! Yoo owes me a Coke.
OH!
Uh, erm, well.. I cant halp it… I cant MAEK it be anotter color…
Itz an improvemint ifinkso!
It used to always be blak!
But heer, U put it on!
*wates to see wut color it turns for DK*
Mai boaifwend gibbed me a mooed ring wunce. Wehn ai has teh happee it turndid yallo. Wehn ai has teh angrees, it leavdid big red mark on his foorhed.
snerk
Splains wai ai be singlol fore sooo lowng, aifinkso
LOLZ!
LOLZ indede, kimkiwi!
Hmm, mine bees teh blak naow. Wot dat meen?
Serious, Intense, Aloof, Mysterious, Stormy, Excited, Energetic, Stressed, Overworked, Tensed, Angry, Mad, -OR- Mood Ring Is Inactive, Nothing, Not Working
Again – all a twunce???
talk abowt reveeling!!
Hae, iffin yew taek the nawt sekkund letturs of the nawt sekkund werds Maus’s egsplinayshun, nd orgaminies tehm a littlol, it spels SIAMESE.
So a blak mooed ring meenz yew is a meezer.
Teh nawt sekkund ait wurds, ai meanded.
well, dey spell SIAMSESE, akshully.
Taht wai ai sedded to orgamanise tehm a bit.
Taht camed out wurser tahn ai meanded it too. Mebbe Siamsese is ameezer cwossed wib sum sort of Samowan kitteh (cos lots of Samoan naems end in ‘sese’)
i dint no dat! i always in turrested in samoa infomashun.
Aifinkso is frum Ingerlishifying tehn Samowan naems but teh Samowan albafet beez difrint to teh Ingerlish wun, so teh haz to a dapped. Fur egg sampil, teh Samowan albafet duz noes haz teh lettur ‘J’ so teh naem ‘John” becums ‘Ioane.’ ‘Tamasese’ is ‘Thomas’ in teh Samowan.
Dere wuz a KITTEH in dere awl dat time ???
We KNEW he wuz teh smartest character !!
yup. R2 doan need power charge-up. just CHEEZBURGER!
feed me!
‘Cause if you feed me, Seymour
I can grow up big and strong
No qweshtuns asked!
Plz to nawt drop soda in tho.
cuz dat goes in da toxic waste bin?
-hee, shoulda used Mais Non fr dat comet, eh?
*snerk*
ohai nightshayde, hows teh babbeh otter?
Himz doin swimminglee.
Ai tolded mah huzbin abowt it & he wuz happee to heer ai wuz happee. Ai hazzint told Momcat yet dat she haz a grandotter (nawt to be kunfyoozed wif hur granddaughter). Ai noe she will be thrilled if she unnerstands wut teh hek aiz talkin abowt. 
raight. nawt teh sodah. ai eeting teh altoydz adn ai maight to asplode!
myn all myn
Jedi mine trik, I haz it
Ai wull dispoze uv it 4 u
*shakes fist at WP*
we wudda had GMTA anni!
Iz WP playin up wiv ebbriwun? Ai fort it wuz teh sno awn teh fone wyrez maykin it slo!
Ai thotted uv yew dis mornin wen ai saw on teh nooz dat it wuz snowin in TTI. Hao iz yew holdin up, annipuss?
Ai haz nawt put a fut owtsyde 2dai – an won’t till teh sno goez awai.
Dere iz a pic awn mai profiel uv wat it wuz liek dis mornin. Teh sno iz twyes az deep naow!
I dont see teh pic.
Wanna see snoe! Plz?
Drive bai commint…
Oh hai Leeza….
.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3304082
.
*Handz leeza a peenya Kololda
Cheez!
*narrows eyez at cween*
*Scampers in*
*Applies eye-cream to Leeza*
*Scampers away*
*narrows over-moystchurized eyez at Maus*
*Scampers in*
*Applies MORE eye-cream to Leeza*
*Scampers away*
Datz notta lotta snow!!! Da lazt winter ai libbed in NJ, wee had 3- 30inch snoz fallz bak-2-bak. Datz snow!
Oar bak-to-bak-to-bak??
*wanders off wif a ponder*
It iz a lotta sno fur Lundun, TTI – we yooshully juss get an inch dat melts teh saem dai, so we aer nawt geared up fur it. Wud nawt be werf habbin lossa sno moobin stuff dat wuz ownlee yoozed ebbr 20th yeer!
iz for TTI. Teh Lunnon Town has grownd to a Halt an airprots be closed,Busses nawt runnin.Trains nawt runnin..
Schools closed….We no can has infrastructure to deel wiv it heer. Is berrrrry deep in Lunnon now.
Here in teh Westcountry it R Snow an it R frozen an it R WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Snoballs an snowmen an Snow day for Boichik tomorrow.
Snow plows not been used for fifteen yeerz an tehm is bein sented owt ebreewhar.
Wut duz Hazel & Fern fink uvvit? Ai haz an embarrist — aifink yew haz a boikat too, yesh? Aiz nawt remembrifyin himz nayme.
Duz teh kittehz get to play in teh snoe, or iz dey awl snuggled up wif yew, Tidmum?
Ai don’t finkso we eben HAS enny snoplows heer in Sorrey! We is snowed in for EBER!!! Okay, prolly nawt for eber…but for tomorrow, ai finkso, ai cannawt get to werk! Butt…awn Wensday…teh food supplies is gettin low…an maybe we has to eet teh naybors.
*fires up teh barbeekew*
uh…nuffin to see heer.
hm – de kook in “friad griin tawmaters” habs a good resepy for bbq-saws dat goes well wif “naybors” (well – pawlis from nuther kownty akshully – butt (hihi) should tayst de sayme)
:smirk:
Ai lubz dat moovee!
but is dey nootrishus and delishus?
well… wiv a liddle BBQ soss…uh, ai meen, nuffin, wut you sujjestin?
U can has dem fur dinner tonite
Ai hoapz da nayburz iz plump nd taisty. Kepez beddur wifowt spoyling if yu nawt kilz dem til bbq iz redy.
Dint hab da grownd hawg se shadoz den?
GTMA Ebil Maus!
Oskar teh growch kitteh?
As lawng as Elmo nawt inbolved, I’m kool wif dat.
Butt… buttt… Elom so cyoot!!!
Him nawt kyoot to me. Him’s ebil, an nawt inna gud way.
Elmo sad. Elmo go crai naow.
*snifful snifful*
oh don’t cry Elmo, come herez, I tikkles Ur belleh
Teh hole ob Sesame Street scared teh wotsits owt ob me. And ai wuz growed up wehn ai furst seed it. *shudder*
Ai lubz Elmo! Telly iz teh wun dat bovverz meh — but ai nawt fink himz ebil. Himz jus annoying.
Ai wantz teh Tiklol Me Elmo wot sez “bad touch” wehn yew tiklols him. Ai straynj liek taht.
dis is not the droid u iz lookin’ for
dis is not de droid we be lukking for…
*I be wootching Star wars in 22 minutes – yay!*
I duz speke bocci
halp me Obi Wan, yur mai onlee hoap!
(reepeet as nessasaree)
Luuk – Ew will go tu da Dagobah sistem…
der ew wil train wif yoda…
Sounds like we need an ICHC Low Budget Theatre production of…
Supporting Actor Quarrels!
hmm – we be needing imperilol wawkers…
*scampers of du da nearest retir… rutar… old peeps hoams and “borroes” wawkers – sticks roylol jewl… jule… bling on eet…”
*gloos stolen er . . .borrowed walkers to mah garbij kan*
Ther! Nao yoo can has Imperial Walkers!
BTW, teh walkers always gave me teh skayred. They reminded me uv teh horrifying Sleestacks on Land of the Lost in the early 70s Sat morning TV show.
“Marshall, Will, and Holly . . . on a routine expedition . . . to Planet Tatouine.”
A mash-up uv Star Wars and Land of the Lost, hmm, it might have legs . . .
An tenticles, and feelers, and antennae, and probiscuseses…
Snerk before werk!
Dey haz mayd moobie of Land of the Lost.
S’pozed tu be owt dis summer.
Iz waytin fur Sigmund, maiselb.
Or de Bugaloos.
Deyr in teh are & flyin ebbreeware! Flyin high! Flyin free!
ahem …
…
*in teh air & ebbreeware, etc…
wii gunna need a beeger trashcahn
Running away eh? You yellow buzzard, Come back here and take what’s coming to you. I’ll bite your legs off!
iz onlee uh fleshee woond!
Too cute!
Plz to place ur fud samples in this really not odd fud tester. Kthx.
Itz luks normull 2 meh!
kitteh beeng dumpstur diber?
Green uv kan machez green uv eyz
Ah can has dis incunspikarus garbuj can?
kthxbai
Exterminate! Exterminate! Run! Hied! U will bees deeleeted!
OH NOES, Daleks is stealin’ mah LOLKitteh. Where iz teh dokter?!?!
ringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
Helluh?!?
YOU WIN!!! Thank you for answering bananafone on this lol!! *grabs gift bag* You have won a lava lamp, a “Have a Nice Day” poster and pendant, a pet rock, a pink plastic headband, frosted pink lipstick, a Billy Jack T-shirt and some Bazooka Joe bubblegum. Thank you for answering bananafone and enjoy your wonderful prizes!!!
ooohh!
*doing happytails dans dans dans*
A laba lamp! *hopes its red* – just waot Ai be weeshing foar!
Ai be taeking gud caer ob da pet rock – Ai calls hims Stein-Pierre (synce he be adopshuned intu a fronsh/norbegian famblee)
*putts oan de hedband and lipgloss*
*wunders who billy jack be*
Thankuthankuthankuthanku for dis wondermus treesurs!
I’m trying to send a link but WP won’t let it go through. Type in Billy Jack on youtube, go to Ice Cream Shop clip.
oooh Billeh Jak, hims wuz mai heero…
yu must be yung….. hims wuz heero uv teh downtroddin Natib ‘Murrican
kidz ina moobie frum elebenty yeers ago…grate moobie.
ai nebber herd ob hims eiver – an ai is defnitely nawt yung. Ai has teh certisfimicates to proov it. Butt, ai did nawt gro up in ‘Merka. An ai finkso nor did nennepus – so dat’s prolly why we has nawt herd ob him. (ob corse, nennepus mite also be bery yung – ai duz nawt kno – but ai finkso is more teh geeyographee dan teh age dat makes teh diffrents heer).
*ponders on de meaning ob yung*
no is berry yung – just abbent seen dis moobie unna norbegian tv…
oh, d’oh, yur accent in lolspeek wuz sew gud, Ai thotted yu wuz
‘Merrican, mai bad assumpshun….. (blushiefaze)
I’ll taek dat as a kompliment
it wuz ment tu be sew!!! (gigglols)
Iz not rated?
luks liek WP-monster is eeting da raytings…
Aifikso…
Ai just gibbed eet 5 burgers – an dey nawt be registrared…
this happent over teh weekend too….
do u think that maybe, possiblee, hopefullee, teh cheezes r modificating teh burgers?
*hopes teh burgers comes bak*
Wut duz we want? Burgers! Wehn duz we wunt dem? Nao!!!
yes we does! joins the picket line wid martoonie
*waves banner*
Oh, sowwy, two_kittehs, ai almowst poiked u in teh eye wiv mai banner dere!
has a wurried,
wundering whether martoonie plans to skewer her
for the bbq aftah deh dinner with naiborz
Trashcat went from unamused to hungry.
Den bak 2 unamused agin! Silleh trashcat!
Trashcat sez,”dump ur cheezburgers heer fer free!” Nao, plzkthx!
I R Kitteh I R not R2D2, get me out of this garbage can
kitteh is protesting the low budget produkshunz of Star Warz
kitteh has to provide hur own lite saber too!
and cinnamon buns as well!
nom nom!
R2D2 kitteh wants ur goggie bag.
I come out when goggies go ‘way
Daileks Version 0.01
Plz Ai haz question, ober heer!
Iz “polite” screen bein used? Wux menshuned 2 yeers ago.
Kthx, bie soon
@Angelwaits – I seen dat menshun of da “polite” widget too yeers ago, butt (i sed it!) I don noes iffn wuz even implemented. Maybee otter cheezpeeps knoz moer.
konklooshun:
too kyoot to be terrifyin
too aspensiv to feed
solooshun:
stikk unklol ernee in a garbage kan wif a plunger insted. taht shud be skerree enuff.
Hmn Dat wud be “wuz menshuned”
Shhh I iz hidin from skerry rug.
Fail caption is fail.
free chzburger disposul
In ta gabag can!!
WOO HA
gimmie ze cheezburger or i’ll continue to stare at youz
lolz i shood do dat! XD