Don’t MAKE mi pull obber an cum bak dere…
Don’t MAKE mi pull obber an cum bak dere…
i will finish wutever u two startid.
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ohai anni, luuks liek itz yew an mi off tew teh tybootik!
Yiss, Ai need sebrul floofee blankies – we haz unyooshuel lot uv sno!
onoes, taht’s noe gud! heer, wii haf lots coz uv awl teh sno wii gets… an sum hot choklit too!
It is nawt yooshuel fur Lundun 2 haz moar dan an inch oar 2 an dey sed we wull haz 6 inchis obernite. DO NAWT WANT!
*pakity pakity pakity up teh extree floofie blankees*
*tuks in extree choklit foar tew keep anni strowng*
*taypee up teh bockes*
*runsawaifast tew teh fedex*
*send quik! to anni*
stai warm! {{{ap}}}
Thx, wiv lukk it wull ownlee last a fyoo dais, but Ai aer pripaird fur `bowt a week uv nawt gettin owt (ai haz a bad leg, an can’t walk in sno)
oh Hai Annipuss, miny yeerz ago, durein teh furst gulf war, mah ex (teh pleh) an ai wented tew TTI, figgurin dat we wood getz “teh terrorrist diskownt” wat we got waz SNO !!! awl ov Lundun waz shutted dwon…an we had sno-bawl fits in teh Strand at midnite…waz fun…
ai tole himz …oh doze street markut peepulz ar gonna be der no maddr wat..sew awrf we wented tew teh Bermondsy wun, an we gotted der, der wer 4 oar 5 berry hardee peepulz …..( owr hosts at teh b&b we wer stayin at in St. John’s Wood drdibed us obber der…waz mah fase red) ….paruntli stret markut peepulz noawt az hardeeaz awl dat !
this picture is what she said
am ai gonna haf tew turn arownd??
ai’ll smak yu a gud wun. yu behabe yurslefs.
Yoo kidz nok it off!!! Noaw!!!!
Butt MAWM, heez makin’ faces at meh.
Er…um…ai mean sheez makin’ faces at meh.
Ai’m nawt touchin’ yew.
Quit it.
Booger face.
Stawp oar ai’ll pull yor dolly’s hed awf.
MAWM!
Ow! Quit pinchin’
Yew started it.
Did nawt!
Did so!
Did nawt infinity!
Awl rite u too!!! I’ve had enuff!!
*reechez bak and KLONKz deh hedz tugezzer!*
*sniff*
Yesm
Sawry
*while da cween iz bonking teh heds togetter, sweetpea is behind her making faces at them outta site 0 da cweeen*
*tendrils in ears, waggling
*silent pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbth*
*crosses eyes*
*thumbs, er, tendrilz noze*
MAWM!
HEY!
*Reechez ober and smakz deh sour pea*
Remember: Mamaz awlwayz noez wut u b duein, eben if dey kan’t seeing u.
*fwip!*
twurls bac to upright adn locked posishun, smirk on face
No fair! Hoa cum she gits tew sit in teh front seet awl teh time?
Yeah?
Doan make mii git owt deh snipperz!!!
*kimkiwi “halpfully” startz drawink wib indelibil markur on sweetpea, shirley66 nd nativeca66*
Ai iz noes haz boreds.
~points at sourpea~
Ha ha!
Ai’m telling. Yew didn’ yooz yor pointy finger.
*chanting*
SOURPEA
SOURPEA
SOURPEA
…
Oooo pretty markers
Like uh tattoo
Make mine say “Born tew raise heck”
*looks prim, cool n collected*
*casually buff fingernails , erm tendrils*
*”halpfully* draws piktur of herby sied kan on sweetpea.
tendrils has thorns??
*filefilefilefile*
~slowly lowers finger~
HA HA
~points at NC66~
Yew awlmost gawt pricked.
Yew pri…
~cweenmj’s scepter come owt ob nowhere and bonks shirley awn the noggin renderin’ her unconscience~
and if yew du it, weer not gitin’ ur cheezburgers!
She startid it
Er…um…Ai mean he startid it!
maek him stawp!
I iz not, he is touching me
MAWM, he is touching me
Toonces gonna putta smackdown on yo butt…
If Toonces really had kids in the backseat it would explain the bad driving
Horror Movie: When kids get bored….=P
Dat IS a horror movie.
Stephen King’s Vacation
♫ Red asphalt RooOOooOOOoooOOOoooad ♫
♫ Red asphalt RooOOooOOOoooOOOoooad ♫
ringringringringringringringring bananafone~~~
knok knok, who’s tehre? Bananafone!
Orange yew glad ai didn’ say banana.
Bananafone is so sorry…but you must answer bananfone in order to win your wonderful prize package. Please hang up and try again!
orinj wuns r poisson!
or just goldfish…
Bananafone
ohai! iz taht bananananafone?
Hear is a hint…ringringringringringringring
Bananafone.
ringringringring wut?
kimkiwi haz posabel fumbs. not so poohbear. how ai sposed 2 ansewr fone?
Ai shaers wib yew poohbear. Ai niknaem mai kitteh Poohbear – iz gud naem.
poohbear iz teh bestest naem eber!
Oh yis. Ai orlso has teh poohbear bear on mai bed.
YOU WIN!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!!! Thank you for being the first to answer bananafone on this lol. *brings out a gift bag for sweetpea* You have won a pair of Earthshoes, a spiro-graph, a Tiger Beat from 1972 with a pull out picture of Donny Osmond, a tube of frosted pink lipstick, and a flower power sticker. Thank you for answering bananafone’s call!!!
http://gprime.net/flash.php/bananaphone
Rikky Tikky Stikkurs ????!!!! YAYAYAYAYA !!!
( we useded tew hav dem awl obber owr howse wen ai wented tew collujj in oranjj {dint noed it waz poysun bak den} cownty, Callyfournua….teh wallz wer sew fin, teh dor nobz puncheded holes in awl teh wallz sew we putted Rikky Tikky Stikkurs obber awl dem holes….ornajj wunz an pink wunz an bloo wunz ….egad dey wer awful…)
Ernestine? Iz dat yew?
Is this the party to whom I am speaking?
One ringy dingy, two ringy dingys
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the Phone Company.
an dat’z teh truff !!!!
No fairs. Ai seddit furst. *mumbil grumbil whien complayne*
Yew haz to forgievs me sweetpea. Ai has kwitted teh smoking nd ai dont finkso mai patch be wurking proplee, ai haz teh grumpiees.
I’m sorry kimkiwi, but you must answer with hello….as though you were answering a ringing phone. Better luck next time!!
Butt
yew sed we haz to ansuh bananafone wib bananafone…
aifinkso ai is teh too gwumpie
Ai sez sowwee to eberywun. Iz teh nick o’teen wivdrawls.
*handz kimkiwi a chokklit martoonee wif sea krit nikker teen substee toot *
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Drink dis. u will feeling muchlee bedderer.
O thx cween. I duzzint haev teh kravink so badd – butt
teh mooed swingz is sumtink els agen!! Ai haz teh patch on butt (not agen) iz almoast liek it noes workink!!
Patch awn butt? Yor doin’ it wrong.
*laffs razzer histericklee*
Taht wud splaen teh moodies ai spose.
Mai huzbin b kwittingz. Hii hadded himz last ciggy in Sept. Hii b still uzing deh Commit Lozengez….. I kin awlwayz tell wen he b needing wun. him gitz nervus and crankky!!!
Ai haz nao bin 18 howers wibbout, so ai haz teh smorl prowed.
*hmmm. pondurs, du i haz simpathies, or hissy snit?*
*hands over tea n simpath heez*
raises one spocklike eyebrow a kimkiwi becaus someone
haz bin drwawing on me wif endelibul markers
*Luks innasint*
Wazzint me.
*finks hard*
Otay it waz me. Ai has teh sowees sweetpea.
*finds teh majiklol endeliblol markur remofal cloath nd gentlee kleens sweetpeas tendrilz*
Oh dear, well this has turned into a mess. When I said answer bananafone, what I meant was, answer ME, bananafone, as in, answer the bananafone, which is me. Here is a consolation prize to ease your upset feelings. *bananafone hands a small giftbag to kimkiwi* You have won a box of Girl Scout thin mints, a gauzy hairscarf and an oven mitt with pictures of sunflowers on it!!!
But it wuz MAI turn teh answer teh bananananafone!! Ai sed sew on teh last LOL! Banananananafone, yew pwomised!! It’s…….naawwwt…..faaaiiiiiirrrrr…..!
*sigh* I said if you were the first one to answer the bananafone on the next lol….or the not second to answer, either way.
It really is quite easy..phone rings, be the first to answer the phone, by saying hello, you may spell hello however you choose, but it must be hello. When you are the first one to answer the bananafone, you win a fabulous prize.
Oh fank yew banafone. Ai iz normallee naise persun. Ai sheerz mai fin minse wib yew (is otay, tehy is not Hugh G Manatee’s fins in teh minse).
Good luck kimkiwi, bananafone understands that this is a tough day for you. No need to share your prize!! Well, maybe I’ll just take one! Good luck next time with the bananafone!!
*pats kimkiwi on da hed wif tendre tendrils*
i nebber hadda kwit (cuss i nebber start’d), but i can haz teh simba teas.
must be awful.
*brightens*
but i know you can dew it. we wanna have you round a looooong time, ‘kay?
*snorgls sweetpea*
Fank yew. Ai iz soooo lukkee to haev sutch wunnermus Cheezfrenz. Aifinkso rhsb is kwitting tewdae orlso.
It UZ awful! Ai DID haz to kwit *hangs hed in shayme*
An itz reelee reelee HARD!! Fur mee, it wuz, eneway.
Sum ov mai frenz did it wif eeze! but so menee ov us haz a reelee long struggle.
We iz gonna sup port eech ovver so taht be rilly graet.
Yup!!! {{{{kimkiwi}}}} We kan doo it!!
{{{{{{JCH5K}}}}}}
We shure kan.
aaaaaaakkkkkkkk Janet !!!!???? ar yew habin trubbul kwitin?????………..*sobz histerikalli* *wayles* iz awl mah fawlt !!!……ai wza bade ebbil horribobbul inflewinse……wwwwaaaaaa
Candygram.
Land shark.
Have you received your prize from last night in the mail yet? I apologize for having to leave you on hold for so long.
R WE TEHRE YETT???!!!
Hoomans. U can’t takes ‘em anywere.
butt, butt, he’s awn mai haf ov teh seet…maek him moove ober.
an he’s gross! eww, coooteees!
peas an lub ~ noa violense hear!
but I don’t liek peas!
¡ǝƃɐɹ ǝpoɹ zɐɥ ɥǝʇʇıʞ
HAO did you do that?
*has horriblol childhud flashback*
*goes to get glass uv wine*
Leeza!!!! Iz dat u???? U b alibe!?!?!?!! I thot i killinged u wif deh kokonutt creem pi!!!
Mebbe she not alive…. mebbee i b hah lucy nayting….
Itz ben a loooong day.
it wuz not a creem pi!
u warshed my branes in peena colada.
I had teh nite mares all nite long.
*snifful*
U had nitemarez??
i dremt i gotted rund over bai a train!!!
SRSLY!!! I kud see it kumming, but I kudn’t moov!!! So I wuz in 4 peesez!!! And I didn’t noeing hoo I wuz enneemoar….. berry strainj.
how were u in 4 peeses?
two rails + one mj ÷ one train = 3
rite?
czech my maths.
I’m not gud at math wen I’m awake…. u spekt mii tu b ennee better wne I b dreeming????
maybe u wud?
they say u only use liek 10% of it when ur awake.. ifinkso when u sleep, u has accksess to more %s.
But i didn’t sleeping in skool, so deh sleeping % didn’t leern deh maths. oar ennee thing elze.
*hands mj sooper gloo so she can put hurself back togethur*
*no mattur how many peeses she is in*
Fanks!
I hatez it wen I b in peesis.
eerwurm!!!!
.
I hasta go eet dinner now.. will czech in later to see if u’ve managed to get urself together.
ohai leeza-b! Guess whut Iz had a cheezmeet wid
booklion today!
We had a burger fur lunsh!
did u! kewl!
is u gonna come to VLC wif us this summer?
whut is VLC?
Very Larj Canada!
But wayte! Tell uz moar! LOL!! Just saying “we had a burger fur lunsh!” – isn’t enuff!! Waht did yoo tawk about?? Ai wud so laik to meet Booklion!
whut else, ICHC, cheezpeeps, kittehs, religion, philosophy,
state of the world and the country, in short every thing
under the sun
we had a wonderful time!
fanks! ai wuz wantin tew no moat too!
Please write come normally from now on, thank you.
O-key-doh-key-ly naybor!
Okai….come….normally…from….now….on,…..thank…..you. Liek dat??
I has tolled u kids befores, u is not to feed teh trolls!!
no TV tonite.
Wai??? Ai has a puzzlold.
Czech owt teh latest Cheez Town Crier eddy-toryall abawt know feedin teh trolls. It be full ub wizdom. Ai redded it just after (ub kors) ai replied to a troll.
prolly cuz sertin spellingz ub dat wurd can bee…..um…offensive…..
O, DAT’S wut it ment!
.
Iz resinable rekwest, ifinkso. Nawty repartee iz teh funny, but sum werds are a litlol icky. An dats wun of dem.
.
Fangqueue, kafleen – an Worm, Iz sorry I calded u a troll befor I noo wut yu ment.
OH!
me 2 worm, sowry.
Two yeerz later…
Oh, now ai gits it. Mai brayn iz nawt werking wif a qwikness.
ai stil duzzunt getz it ……*wandurz owrf*…..( fingz offen goes obber mah hed…..sigh….)
Offensive iz az offensive duz, aifinkso.
Ai doan see N-E-fing wrong wit it.
Worm’s own name can be konsidered offensive iffn we take owr
definitions frum the glossary of gutter gab.
Dus ennywuns remember teh klassik parental refrayn: “Stawp cryin oar ai’m gonna gib yu sumpin to cry about!”
EEEEwwwww! Wae tu vibidlee! Tank gudniss ai ar awl growdid up nao … (ooo, dots!)
It wuz a berry eefecktive child-raising tekneek…NAWT. Ai jus cried lowder.
wen yew gotz a 6′4″ Irishes /Germun fadder wiff wun black eeybrow dat goes kros himz fase an wen he furroweded it at yew …an sed doze werds……{{{{{shudder}}}}} ( dat wazzunt a hug der …dat waz meh shuddererin )
an he cood awlsew sey…stop coffin ….an we wood….we wood chok, but we wood stop coffin…..
I got lektriks bak foar DIS?!?!? A bad flaskbak to wen I wuz kid, ridin wif my stoopy brudder?!?!?
**goes to see if wine in fridj is still gud**
:pulls up a chare
tell us whut happened
Ohai, 2_k.
My brudder an I are compleet oppozits. I kin cownt teh number of fings wii has in common awn wun hand an prolly have finners left ober.
sounds like me and my brother
i noes has lektrik ether dis week. bery hardz wif no interwebz, tvz, or showerz. ice man com and takes lektrikz and warmz heet
Wii had lektriks until Fryday afturnoon. Wuz teh pleh. It finallee camed bak sumtyme dis afturnoon.
2 1/2 days wifowt lektriks wuz enuf foar me! My dreem howse iz gonna has off-grid basement. Dat way, wen teh lektriks go awf, I libs in basement until it comes bak.
no lektriks from 2’sday til caturday–bery hard, only have kitteh heats and dedly propane heater
~Hank Hill’s ears begin tew burn~
King of The Hill ref, ftw!
Wii onlee had gas (propane) logs inna fyreplayse. Dad ran generaytor alot, so wii wuz ablol to watch sum tee-vee an try to save fuds inna fridj an teh beeg freezer.
Fank gudness foar propane logs and generators.
Ai hab uh happytail dat yew servived wif the modren essentials eben iffn wii missed yew awn teh interwebs.
Sumbawdee needs tew inbent uh propane powered confuser.
mebbe yer dreem howse needs to beeinna warmer part ub teh kuntree.
sumplase warm wif no hurricanes and no icestormz mayb sumplase in cheezland
waz abowt 70 degrees in norff Callyfournua fer teh pass cuppula daze…..ai jess leeved Mousegun tho…..iz no powur in Mousgun??? dey gotz lowts ov sno !!!
corse we gotz a HUJJ drowt goin awn heer….werstest ebber …
in callyfournua HOLE histury….teh hillz arnt ebben green…an dat nowt rite, diz tyme ov yeer shood be brite green, wiff berry lonwg grasses, an behbeh lambies, an aciacia trees bloomin yeller, an cowsein lowts ov peepulz tew sneezes….
an now obber tew sports….wah happuned at teh soopur bowl?
( liek hoo waz plauyin, fer wun )
ohi salleh!!
happitail! happitail! hao iz u? didz da joob fingz wurk owt? Weiz fink bout u a lot! sowry bout da beeg drout, I cuda sented u a beeg buncha snowz last monf!
Hope awl iz well wif u! I iz headn ofta bedz nao!
-as two da sooper bowl…. fur da furst tyme in yers, I habnt a clue…. nawt eben shur who plaied or whut da bestest ad wuz!
momcat
He started it…he hit me back first!
Ai will never ried in a car if a kitteh is driving…
ha lolz. i cum back dere
Should probably be carful with the lolcat spelling of come. Especially in scenarios such as this one.
agreed
WORST.CAPTION.EVER!
This lolcaption belongs on FAILblog… or engrish…