Comments on: Iron Chef Kitteh

By: Dr.OMG

Dr.OMG — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:42:55 +0000

it looks like a big boopie LAMO!!!

By: mystic

mystic — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:06:55 +0000

*wonders* wen will it hatch?

By: DrPepperDMD

DrPepperDMD — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 13:41:07 +0000

Iz LOLCAT CORA! omfg day wuz lame… but so funniez

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 23:18:55 +0000

Ai iz snorkn and snerkn, gigglols out loud.

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 23:14:21 +0000

Ah! Ai iz sittin on grandma’s frunt porch swiiing, wif radio and Nat King Cole! Iz grate!! Fanks!!!

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 23:08:42 +0000

Kinz Ai come an live in your kitchenz??
Pls?
Kthxbie

By: Bobtehwundrcat

Bobtehwundrcat — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:05:18 +0000

Miowio Cattali?

By: Bobtehwundrcat

Bobtehwundrcat — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:02:43 +0000

its teh poochy hangi-down cheeks and general chunky-monkey-ness. Also teh v.v.seeryus, concentrated spreshun.

S’Miowrio Kittehally.

New capshun: “Miowrio Kittehally contemplates the newest seekrut n-greedeeunt.”

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:41:08 +0000

yeah sorta
cheeztowncryer

By: Jordan

Jordan — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:55:37 +0000

for some reason… that cat really looks like Mario Battali.

By: Bobtehwundrcat

Bobtehwundrcat — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:17:42 +0000

I love this kitteh shot because it reminds me of my Dave, who’s a bit nearsighted (he’s of Siamese ancestry) and any time we move soemthing in the house, or set something new and strange (to him) on the floor, he stalks it, slowly creeping up on it like it’s a bomb, and lifts a paw, slo-owly and cautiously, like this cat’s doing, then WHAM-WAM-WAM-WAM he wallops it then PSHEW!!turs on a dime and runs away like the hounds of hell are after him.

Right before he wallops it he looks just like this fellow…

Melis (BTWC’s kitteh-keeper)

By: Em

Em — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:06:43 +0000

Iron chef kitteh…is Mario Batali. ^^

By: 3LittlKitties

3LittlKitties — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:49:53 +0000

ROFL! That’s de bestest A-B-C EVAR!

By: Phat Cat

Phat Cat — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:23:29 +0000

Ohai Bubblols,

Yew speek LoLspeek berry, gud. Yesh, yesh, yesh. Sowwy nobuddy commint until nao. Dat happenz a lot when da fred is kinda old. If yew wants tew tawk to summwon, yew shud look at da “who be talkin” bar at da top right of da fred. Dat be tellin yew whoz talkin and which lolpic dey be on.

Anywho, welkom. Letz trot off to da ty bootik and get yew sum stuff. Here be yer CHRG(wdoi) and here be yer floofy cheezmap blankie few wen it be cold.

Dere yew go.

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:20:48 +0000

By: bubblols

bubblols — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:25:39 +0000

Iron Chef kitteh goes tew werk az soon az he hearz de “Allez Cuisine” from Chairman Kaga.

Purrrhaps use watermelon as bowl for serving gushifud?

Fish shaped appeteaser made uv watermelon?

Watermelon eyescream with nip garnish?

Hewwo eberybody. Sowwy for poor lolspeak, iz my nawt second comment eber.

/lolspeak

Just for a moment…for whatever reason I love cooking shows, and the original Iron Chef reruns are no exception. Although the majority of the ingredients they used I would never be able to eat, you really can learn an awful lot about world culture from observing cooking, and even though the dubbing made the show kind of silly, the commentators tended to be really insightful, except for the celebrity guests that is.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled silly.

lolspeak

Bye eberyone! I will commint more in day future!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:50:34 +0000

No, itz mine own.
Imitayshun is teh sincerest form ob flattery.

By: martoonie

martoonie — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:08:57 +0000

Hoo do we complain to, annipuss? Ai did nawt order dis!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:09:02 +0000

Ai aer nawt goin enniware till teh guvinmint duz sumfing bowt dis wevver!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:06:29 +0000

Fank u mugglemary, ai’m wundrin if ai can ski down teh rode – onlee trubble is, how to get back up teh hill again? Praps ai stays in teh warm. Wiv teh vodka.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:54:58 +0000

oh, mai!!!
martoonie, yoo needs many vodkas! we heer in minneeesnowta hab onlee had inches ob snow, nawt feets!! hang in tehr!!!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:42:27 +0000

Martoonie is also wundrin wut to maek wiv teh random contents ob her frijj – ai is snowed in! We had ober a fut ob sno last nite, an it is still snowin. An ai libs awn a bery steep hill an ai cannawt eben get teh car awf teh driveway. (to tell teh troof, ai cannawt eben find teh car, ai finkso is wun ob teh big white lumps out front, but ai cannawt open teh frunt door becaws we has teh sno drifts an ai duz nawt want teh owtside to come inside!)
We duz nawt get mush sno heer in TTI (at least nawt in teh sowf bit wehr ai iz) – an inch is big noos an teh hole place grinds to a stawp. So u can imajjin how mush fun we is habbin wiv 12 hole inches ob white stuff, an moar to come! Still, at least ai has plenty ob vodka…*goes to find syringe*

By: gascat

gascat — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:42:36 +0000

woah
dis pitcher jus dissaperedd! can onli getz to it fru da commints…..
weirdz….

momcat

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:48:15 +0000

no no no
kitteh shreds teh shamwow
and kitteh shreds Ronco tew

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:46:44 +0000

UFO’s ar pye plates. aleeyin pye plates.
Verree shure, Brain!
Whair will we find an open tattoo parlur at tihs time ob nait?
X-sellent
Yes, Brain, but we’s alreddy nekkid
Zero Mostel times enneefink will still gib yoo Zero Mostel

By: MommaBear

MommaBear — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:41:59 +0000

I bee laffin so hrd i bee cryin..U gies crk meh up…I lrn lol spk ..soon btr

By: tabbehkitteh

tabbehkitteh — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 07:29:51 +0000

Nooo, nooo, nawts teh infomercials! Pleez don’t tell me kitteh is going to kleen up his kidshun wif a ShamWow.

By: tabbehkitteh

tabbehkitteh — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 07:24:01 +0000

Ai wuz wundering teh sayme fing.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 06:49:30 +0000

kitteh makes manee manee shoostring wattermellen frys wif Ronco (TM) shredding tewl

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 06:44:02 +0000

ohai, kk, hang in tehr! ai kwits teh smokkin wif Chantix, an will be 1 yeer teh end ob Feb!! iz hard!!
an ai sawree, rhsb, sumtimes yoo has to say
im mad a s hell an im nawt takin it enneemoar
{{{{{{{{{{{{kk an rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}}

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 06:41:38 +0000

ai lubs teh original japanees show two, an ai lubbed hao tehy seemed to make ise kreem owt ob everee sekret ingreedient! can’t stand teh american bersion. whut ai saw had merican voyses dubbed an it wuz berree berree phunnee!! teh chareman made me skreem wif laffter (an feer sumtimes)

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 06:35:45 +0000

is taht janet’s ottoman yoo sittin on??

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 06:24:54 +0000

Yis, ai had teh orinj wodka, nd orlso teh orinj jello wodka. Messie, vairy messie.

Ai noes dwink neerly as mutch nao as ai did then.

By: Eric

Eric — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:32:25 +0000

Kitteh problee wunders wut kind of egg that is…

By: burfday fairy

burfday fairy — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:23:09 +0000

oh my, oh my, heer comz burfday fairy, skweezing in between wun fing an anovver *skweez sqweez pop* to wish a bunch ob HAPPEE BURFDAYS!! i had a rode trip on Caturday, a big tired an much bizzyness today, an tomorrow i haz to go to teh Jury Doody. an i gess on Fridegg i wuz habin too much fun at teh safari park to be doing my job!! anywayz, friday wuz teh burfday ob Targa, tehn Caturday wuz teh burfday ob Dyyanae, Miss_nicole, Penicol, an Thipthapthoo, today wuz Superpizza, an tomorrow iz being teh burfday ob Nyghtwind! prolly ovver burfdays too; tell me heer, or wen i get bak on Toozday (unless i haz to go bak to teh Jury Doody on Tooz.) sinse iz late at night wher burfday fairy iz, an Superpizza’s name haz putted me in teh mood, i haz bringed many pizzas!! of all yor favrite kinds!! (mine iz wif lots an lots ob cheese, nice garlikky sawse, an a crunchy crust but not too thin!) all yor favrite kinds are heer, along wif some nice autnie pastos, an yor favrite bevriges to be habbing wif pizza. tehn i skreem for dezzert, an noyzemakers (not too noyzy, or teh naybors will complayn!) an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up in three colors wen tehy bownse, boblol-heded iron chefkitteh dolls wif liddle chef hats on tehm, kandees, an puffy fishie stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all your wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжжж٭٭****
.
(oh, an if sumwun wants to help me owt an copy-an-payst dis messij tomorrow sumtime in kase anywun iz looking for teh burfday party, taht wuld being very helpful! fanks!! )

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:22:24 +0000

Ohai kimkiwi. Wii used to do da same fing wif oranges anna vodka in
colleje. Wif smaller fruits u haz 2 b bery careful wif injekshuns!

By: bananafone

bananafone — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:44:35 +0000

*tosses Farrah poster to judson*
*throws in bottle of Hai Karate*

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:43:57 +0000

Doan worry.
Yor condishun iz nawt tew bad yet.
You’ll know wen itz time tew worry wen yew start cawlin’ it CDO.

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:29:54 +0000

*hedesk*

By: tabbehkitteh

tabbehkitteh — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:29:21 +0000

:snerk:

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:26:07 +0000

Awww…. fanque! Yew beh da full ub wyn and awesum, bananfone!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:24:41 +0000

*runnin around inna whyt go-go boots an ty-dy tea shurt….*
.
ai luk prittee!

By: bananafone

bananafone — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:24:33 +0000

You may keep all of your prizes, and I will give you two Wings albums. Enjoy, my friend!!!!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:22:11 +0000

Fangs! *whispurrs* Ai wall trade yew da blak lyt posters an da Oddsmand Bros album fur a Wings album? *looks hoapful*
.
An ai akshuallee HAD a Partridj Famblee lunkbawks… ai donot hab it aneemoar, doh–wall, until nao.
.
When da big kids was picken awn me, ai got mad and hitted dem wif mah lunkbawks, and dented et prittee gud. Was the hard tew maek et open aftur dat.

By: tabbehkitteh

tabbehkitteh — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:20:04 +0000

Ai bees feelin a lidlol week…it must be mai hart…
*daintily slumps aginst chayr*
Cud sumwun cawl taht handsum paramedic, Bobby Sherman? He kin fix me rite up, aifinkso.
*whispurrs tew self: sew glad ai’m wearing my pink plastic headband adm fwosted wite nail polish*

By: judson

judson — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:18:33 +0000

no, yoo use dem fer the Eys-in-Hower Jacekts

By: judson

judson — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:16:36 +0000

Wiff too swypes of the Eyeron Chefkat’s pointy endz, the waddah melon is divided into 10 purrrfekly even servians.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:14:03 +0000

Awr teh mini variety made frum toy poodles?

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:12:32 +0000

*He he*
Quit it, dat ticklols.

By: judson

judson — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:12:31 +0000

Pleeze to froe wun in my generlol direcshun